is this working it doesn’t seem today
so that’s all for you are rapping out the whole team
fuck around make you a model i make you famous
turn around and make you famous cause you
never understood how vital to me this rap game is
say they can hold that you catch a hot one
try to chase a fake nigga down soon as i spot one clip
i’m nice like that like that
song in this business around
hmm
ladies and gentlemen i’m here
but i got no video just wack as shit
it just it never ends i can’t get it right
you can hear me but you can’t see me
ladies and gentlemen
i do not know
how the fuck this program works that’s supposed
to get me on i don’t know why it’s not showing try this
hey we got it we’re in
so i’m playing gangstar
out of respect
for guru from gangstar had a
heart attack this week went into a coma
he’s in like some sort of a
medically induced coma
some dude said it best
on twitter said that’s when you know you’re getting old
when hip hop
stars start having fucking
heart attacks
man he’s 43
he’s only a year
older than me
william do ladies and gentlemen
we’re all dying slowly
not this motherfucker look at this dude
from national geographic geographic magazine
i just picked this up i don’t even know the story
but i just had to pick it up because it’s hilarious
it’s about polygamy it says polygamy in america
and it’s one dude who’s got five wives
and forty six children
now my only problem with any of this shit is
these creepy fucks are always
marrying sixteen year olds
that’s what i don’t tell you about it
and when you go into the article that’s actually
a big a big
point here that a couple of
these guys have been arrested like this fucking freak
tell me that guy you can’t even see but
that looks like somebody she just arrest
he was apparently
married to some sixteen year old who’s
he sent them to ten years in prison for sexual assault
this is the only problem these creepy fucks
with this this crazy
five wives shit
the only way you get chicks to
agree to that is
if they’re drugged up retarded or really really young
and that’s how
these guys pull this shit off
that’s not fair
you know i’m saying i mean if you’re pulling it off
total pimp style
i give you just some
hugh hefner type character
that like lays down the lawns like listen i’m
gonna have a bunch of
chicks and it’s all
this guy’s like
he’s like getting when they’re really young and
brainwashing them
so it really is like a cult
because believe me
chicks don’t want that shit but hey
if you could pull it off when you’re an adult
whatever i’m not a hater
i’m all for it if you can pull it off as an adult
but like i said with these creepy fucks these
i don’t know what
what this dude’s thing is called
i guess it’s a mormon splinter group
no whatever
no one has any fucking answers any
ideology that you follow is
gonna be full of shit any one of them all of them
unless it’s
completely open unless
there’s not one single person that’s laying down rules
not one single person that’s telling you what to do
unless it’s just a gigantic
group of people that are all
really like minded open minded and thinking
about things
that’s the number one problem with democracy is that
fucking anybody can vote and
you can easily like get people to
think the way you’re thinking it’s not that difficult
most people have
no idea how to think
and on top of that they have
to fucking work and they have a family and they have
obligations they have debt they have problems
and they try to get laid there’s a lot of shit going on
so for them to be paying attention to
what’s really
going on with the national deficit and all that crap
it’s not gonna happen man it’s too much to
think about
even the fucking people that work in finance don’t
understand finance
if they did have it how did that bernie made off
thing ever get off
how did that guy ever pull that shit off
he pulled that shit off because
no one understands the
system it’s not
that system is just fucking
buccaneers those guys are just pirates
stealing money left and right
and that’s how our
world works
ladies and gentlemen
so since i did this podcast last
killer whale
killed this trainer
and you saw
people follow me on twitter i posted a lot of shit
about that on twitter
because i thought it was completely fucking ridiculous
that they first of all
they take these animals that are
super intelligent and they cage them
you know the way this whale was raised this whale in
particular was raised in canada
and the place where they had him
would they would give him
this little tiny cell
to share with
these other whales at
night so they would like
stuff them into this
thing where they literally couldn’t turn
around they couldn’t move they couldn’t do anything
and if he didn’t go into his cage
and if he didn’t do his
tricks they would
they would deprive him of food
up to 25 to 30 percent of his
daily food intake they
would just cut it back from him
so this poor animal
was who was
as intelligent as us
was forced to star forced to do
tricks to get his food and forced to willingly
enter into a cage in
order to get his food
so this is a fucking
angry animal
now on top of that they don’t really let him breed
they excite him
and then they extract
sperm from them like they
basically jerk them off
you know and they sell his
sperm because it’s
worth a lot of money
they’re trying to
breed whales and captivity because people find it very
distasteful when you go and capture killer whales now
because we know how
smart they are
we know how tied they are to
their family
this whale was
stolen from his family when he was two years old
they’re supposedly as close to
human beings as you can get but being totally
alien from us
i mean they don’t alter
their environment they don’t
you know they can’t change
their surroundings
they don’t have you know anything they
could pick shit up
but they have
dialects they have different sounds
for different packs of
whales so they
understand each other and
different pods of
whales so they
understand each
other’s dialect they mate
they they stay together like they stay with
their family like for life like this
whale would have been with his mom for life
and they just fucking
snatched him out of the
water when he was two years old
and the whole
thing is so creepy
it’s basically slavery
it’s slavery but we
allow it because we don’t
understand them
i mean that’s really what it is i mean
those fucking animals are
super intelligent
you know i read that
their cerebral
cortex is 40
larger than ours
you know they’re lacking some
things that we have
and they have you know more of
other things that we have
but what’s very
clear is that they’re
super intelligent
their intelligence is so difficult to
understand though because it’s so alien
because their
world is so
alien i mean they live
they are they’re out there just with
their mouths
they’re super intelligent
and they’re killing
with their with
their fucking face
you know they’re not like removed from it like us
where you go to the
supermarket and you pick up a steak
they are as intelligent
as supposedly as
humans and that
they kill with
their own head
i mean that’s a totally different mindset
totally different
world they live in
they have to kill sharks
because sharks
will occasionally you know attack
their pups and
you know this
just just dangerous they don’t like having
sharks around
there’s a killer
there’s a killer
video there’s a cool
video online of a killer
whale killing a
great white
shark you know
they they’ve
never killed a single
human being in the wild ever
they they only kill
human beings in captivity
why because
those fucking
human beings are like prison
guards man those are
slave masters
it’s just like
us taking someone and putting them in jail if we don’t
understand their language it’s really no different
you know i think that
with killer
whales are probably definitely
smarter than some people i mean
think like the dumbest fucking people that you know
i bet killer
whales are probably
smarter than
sarah palin
i bet if you had like a killer whale
had like a contest like
some sort of
a you know mental aptitude
contest with
a real meathead
i bet the killer
whale would win you know for sure
it’s fucked up man we don’t we don’t
ever get our shit together that’s that’s what really
drives me nuts it’s like
human beings for whatever reason
are exactly as
we have always been we just don’t get our shit together
you know i don’t
understand it
don’t know what the fuck our problem is
it doesn’t seem like we’re ever working anything out
just the same shit over and over and over and over
again so my friends on twitter
was cracking i will now go to the
twitter a little chat thing
try to get some questions if this
browser doesn’t crash
now the way i’m doing it i’m gonna browse
with firefox and i’m gonna
stream the show with safari like you give a fuck
so i guess they just signed james tony to the ufc
i guess that’s real
that’s awesome man
if it’s true i
wanna see it i wanna see some freak shows
i wanna see
i wanna see
i would love to see james tony
versus someone good you know some good a good grappler
or not even man
maybe someone who’s good will
stand up with him a little bit
maybe a good like you know what i would love to see
james tony versus pat barry
you know james tony with those four ounce gloves
people don’t realize how good that guy’s hands are he’s
gonna show people a whole different level
if someone will stand with them but that’s the thing
somebody doesn’t want to
stand with them just gonna take his ass down at will
and they’re gonna kick his legs out from under him
that’s gonna be the biggest shock
i just wonder who he’s gonna
train with i wonder if he’s gonna really train
with kickboxers
and with jiu jitsu guys and if he’s
gonna take leg kicks and learn how to check kicks
or side check kicks as he calls it
no who knows man
who the fuck knows
i guess he’s a
heavyweight i don’t think he’s gonna lose weight
i mean he he is a boxing heavyweight champion
i mean he destroyed the holy field that heavyweight
i’m fucking
psyched for that man i think that’s gonna be fun
i think it’s gonna be interesting
but like i said i want to see jose canseco versus
herschel walker i’m a freak
i want to see the freak shows
my twitter people
my my friends
get some of these
christian group wants killer whale
stone to death is that true that’s interesting
you might have just made that shit up you fuck
jerry vet i don’t know is that true
james tony versus hershel walker
no man i don’t know if that’s a good move
i think that would be a little dangerous
i think kersel needs a few more
fights before
he steps in there the guy who can bang like james tony
unless her she’s got
really good takedown defense
i don’t know
we’re really good takedowns rather
very possible
some of these questions
are really terrible
world’s strongest man to
fight in ufc that pujinowski guy i think
they’re talking about pujinowski fighting james tony
which i think is very interesting
cause not james tony excuse me they’re talking
about pujanowski fighting tim sylvia
which i think is very interesting because
kwijanowski is super strong and everything and he’s
a beast of a man but goddamn i mean how much are people
people selling tim sylvia short
yeah ray mercer knocked him out with a big
punch but guess what ray mercer
would knock out almost anybody with that fucking
punch ray mercer hits you in the jaw like that
there’s not a whole lot of people that i
could imagine outside of mark hunt in his prime
taking that punch on the chin you know
i think people are selling
people are selling tim sylvia very short
dude’s good man he’s very good
this guy says
james tony isn’t dedicated to anything but food
that’s not true sir how dare you
it couldn’t be because
you can’t get that good
and it’s impossible
it’s impossible to get that good and and not be
training all the time it’s not possible
for sure he’s
you know for sure he’s got killer boxing technique
is his ability to
shoulder roll
punches and ability to block punches and encounter
like he’s one of those dudes you can stay
right outside and just like counters
i’m interested
in seeing what happens when a guy like that
punches somebody with
those little gloves on
and who knows i mean he
might break his fucking hands when that’s possible too
you know i don’t
think he’s had hand problems in the past but
i’m curious to see like
i wonder what
would happen with a guy like
fully mayweather who has had hand problems
those little gloves
they don’t offer that much
protection and if you
catch a guy on the
elbow or you
catch a guy like top
of his head or something like that or you just hit him
hit him the
wrong way you can
break your hand very very possible
but i think it’s interesting man i’m thinking
you know all
these crazy fights
the herschel
walker thing with jose canseco
this james tony
thing all these
crazy fights
what they do is they get more people
thinking about
mixed martial arts and the more people
think about
mixed martial arts
the more they’re gonna
watch the real
fighters not
these guys not real
fighters but
the real high
level fighters
you know the machitas and the anderson silvas and
and came alaska as
those kind of guys so i
think it’s all good
it’s all good
coming to canada this week you
dirty bitches
i’m coming to
halifax i’m coming to
ottawa and i’m coming to
um toronto where i’ve
never been and i’m very
excited because
i’ve wanted to go to toronto
for a long ass time i’ve been trying to make it happen
forever and for whatever reason
i just couldn’t pull it off
couldn’t pull it off
but um now i got it together so
tomorrow i’m at the
casino nova scotia in halifax
and then friday i’m
at the bronson theater or the bronson center in ottawa
and then saturday
i’m at the queen elizabeth theater
in toronto and i think
think nova scotia the casino nova scotia and
halifax is almost sold out
and saturday night is sold out the toronto
thing is sold out i believe so
i’ll see you my friends we’re gonna have a good time
i just got back from dallas
which is a crazy ass town
dallas people are nuts
that place is a lot of fun
texas is a lot of fun in general
just people love to party in texas man
the shows i have in
texas just always seem to be like a little
extra rowdy
a little extra crazy just fun as fucking state
that’s why i’m gonna go when the apocalypse hits
that’s my next move my next move is texas
soon as uh you
know san francisco breaks off and falls into the ocean
i’m gonna take the hint
pack up my shit
move to texas
that’s where you want to be if al qaeda attacks america
too al qaeda is like a hundred al qaeda right
it’s one of the crazy things they said
about afghanistan
there’s like a hundred taliban in afghanistan
i don’t know if it’s
right i don’t know if it’s true
the fucking
world’s filled with lies
ladies and gentlemen i don’t
understand any of it neither do you
why are we playing games
why do we pretend that we
understand the news and with
all the bullshit
the government feeds us to even pretend that
we know exactly what’s happening overseas is
laughable that shit’s ridiculous
there’s no way you can know what’s
going on in afghanistan
when i hear people arguing
you know well
you knew what man the taliban
right now and the position that allocate is in
it’s imperative
that we what are you even fucking talking about dude
i know that you have a kid
i know that you’re a fucking accountant
i know that you play softball
that’s a lot of time that you just ate up
where is the time to going
to afghanistan and really
finding out what the fuck is
going on with the taliban
it’s not happening
right you’re just talking out of your ass
that’s what everybody’s doing
they’re reading talking points
based on you know the various
right wing or left wing websites or
right wing or left wing
television shows they’re picking a side
and they just fucking get on it
that’s the problem with
human beings
we you know all this nutty shit happens in the
world and one of the reasons why we allow
nutty shit to happen is because we get on a team and
and we get our team and we pick it
that’s why so few democrats are complaining
about obama
democrats should be
going fucking bonkers just like everybody else is
going bonkers
cause obama’s proven
to be no no different than any of the rest of them
but democrats
there they’re not saying any
crazy shit about
obama because
obama is on their team
and that’s how
people look at shit that’s why we’re so fucked up
you know i mean this guy he sends
he gets the nobel
peace prize and then sends 30 000
troops to afghanistan
could you imagine how democrats
would react if
a republican did that
they would go fucking crazy
meanwhile with
obama they’re like
no they don’t want to say anything
i mean it’s really the perfect way
to get if the republicans were
genius i mean
if the big cabal conspiracy is true if
there are billionaire bankers that totally control the
world what a
genius way to control
everything you get a
black liberal
and you have him do exactly the same
thing that republicans do
get a black
liberal a guy who supposedly
liberal but yet is
sending mean he’s
liberal in the way he
spends tax dollars this
fucking all this
crazy shit with the bailout that
the fact that
they’re not accountable for this
money we can’t exactly figure out
where it all went
and they haven’t loosened lending at all
that was a whole idea
about this it was supposed to
stimulate the economy and make
that money more accessible but they’ve
loaned less
money than ever before
i mean the whole
thing is it just reeks of crime
it reeks of corruption
and opportunism
yet you know how many democrats are talking
about it very
few the reason why is because he’s on their team
it makes no sense
it’s like a guy on a football team
throwing the fucking ball the
wrong way and the crowd is
still cheering
i mean it’s really what it’s like or the
crowds not saying anything
they’re pretending they don’t know
we love to be on fucking teams it’s one of the
worst things
about human beings
and one of the scariest teams
right now is team stupid
it’s not even team republican
team stupid jumps on team
republican because team republican
doesn’t talk down to them
but that’s why the
sarah palin
thing works so well
the reason why
sarah palin works so well is not because all
these people believe with her
ideas and they
agree with her ideas and
agree with her on the issues
they don’t even know how she
stands on the issues
one of the scariest
videos i ever saw in line was this dude at a
sarah palin
book signing
these motherfuckers were in line for
hours it was like
zero degrees outside
they’re in inline for
hours waiting
to talk to sarah palin
talking about how she
should be president
and about you know they’re just
bringing back to
basic values and we’re
gonna go back to the way america
should be and
all that talk is just
stupid talk
that’s what they are what they’re saying is
she seems like me i am dumb
i don’t know what the fuck is happening i’m terrified
i believe in
fairy tales
i believe in dumb nonsense that’s easily disproven
and i like her
cause she does too
they like the fact that
sarah palin
believes that
evolution is bullshit
and that the
earth is only 10 000 years old she believes that
she said that to a fucking
teacher in alaska
she had a conversation with them
you know but
long before she ever ran for president
or vice president rather
that’s what they like they look stupid
people love
stupid shit
they love someone
that makes them feel like they’re okay
if you use a windows computer
you love other people
that use windows you use windows too yeah windows rules
max are for fags
or it’s the
other way if you’re a mac head you look at
those idiots in
their fucking windows
people love
to be on the same team whether it’s republican
or democrat or
smart or stupid
how many dumb people have you ever met that are on team
smart a lot right
there are a
lot of dumb people that try to pretend to be smart
and then you talk to him
about things and they just have like
these talking
points that they can repeat but
they really have just
adopted a conglomeration of
other people’s opinions they
haven’t really thought anything out
and when you challenge them on the very ideas
for these opinions that
are organizing and governing
their entire lives
they really have nothing to say
about it because they
haven’t really thought
about it that’s a
smart person
than according to most people that’s
someone who’s on team
smart but he’s really a dumb god
and that’s very common
it’s just taking advantage of the whole team thing
and that’s what the fuck is going on with obama
we got a we got a guys pretending
to be on you know one team and doing exactly the same
thing that the other team would do
this guy says
dustin hunter says i didn’t used to hate mccain
until he brought palin into the picture i think
what’s a repellent
should show any all of us all of us is that
it will clearly she’s not qualified to run the
world there’s no way no but nobody believes that
but what that shows you is that
the position of president really is
just horseshit
you know they really are just a
spokesperson
you know you get into that position you’re a
spokesperson for
big business it’s no more than being a star of a sitcom
you know you’re not writing the sitcom you’re
the star of the sitcom you’re the guy that they choose
to play the fat postal
worker or whatever
the fuck you are the bartender whatever you want
you’re you’re the the
black liberal you know
you’re the white
rancher i mean
george bush even went so far as to buy a fucking
ranch in texas
you know i mean that kind of
he’s from fucking maine you know
they just played this part of like the texas
down home he’s out in memory used to be on the
ranch like sawing
wood and shit like the fuck are you doing man
sawing wood
you know supposed to
think that you’re on my side now
it’s like they’re playing a part
you know and that’s what’s going on so
mccain i mean
he’s no different than all the rest of them you know
if you were really a maverick
you never get to that position
the guys like ron paul
the guys that
stand up and
i mean ron paul just
gave back a hundred thousand dollars to the treasury
from his i guess from
i don’t know exactly what the details of it
i have to read it
sounds real good good talking point
but ron paul is like he’s like this old dude that wears
sneakers you know he wears
suits with sneakers on you know why because he
doesn’t give a fuck
you know he
doesn’t care they’re black
that so they’re the
leather and
the bottoms rubber the more comfortable than fucking
stupid shoes with
slippery souls
you know i mean
that’s the kind
of duty is he’s just don’t give a fuck dude and
those dudes don’t get to be president
those dudes just get to talk a lot
and somewhere
someone along the line
figures out
some way to discredit him make him look nutty
you know you remember when he was a
talking when all the people were talking
about presidential
candidates back in two thousand and
eight you know
ron paul they were they were joking
about them laughing
about left and
right meanwhile
everything he said came true
when he was talking
about the economic collapse and he was talking
about i mean
everything that he said
about the bailout
everything he said
about where the
money was gonna go he’s fucking
right about
all this shit and they
still make it
make it seem like he’s a nut
and you know somehow another managed to connect him to
9 11 truthers and
you know fucking david i
rep reptilian conspiracy theories
like all these fucking nutty people
they somehow another
wound up connecting them all together
to somehow another discredit anything that might be
a little bit controversial or weird
you know that’s another
thing that people like to do they love to
love to box
shit up nice and tidy you know
you know if you’re saying some
things that are uncomfortable for people to hear
they just stick you with some 9 11
truthers or something along
those lines
just shut you right the fuck up you know
ron paul apparently doesn’t believe in evolution though
which is very interesting
because that’s a
you know whether or not you
believe that there’s a god or whether or not i mean
i don’t think the
the two i don’t
think they’re mutually exclusive i think that
the idea of
evolution is like the idea that everything
becomes more and more complex as time goes on
and we could see that the evidence of that we
could see that in our own lives
we could see that in our own culture
tried watching like a tv show from 1950 and
they were so fucking dumb
i mean they’re
so dumb it’s like staggering they’re like a comedy now
it’s almost like they’re a parody
you know if you
watch like father knows best or something
like that i mean it really is almost like a parody
and the reason being because people
did not have as much access to information back then
they were more naive
our culture was less evolved
if you look at the
music from 1930
and then look at the
music here in
2010 it’s very
clear that things are
becoming more and more complex
they’re evolving
sure there’s some dumb shit that’s
stuffed in there too and there’s always
gonna be dumb shit you need to feed the
dummies but
on the most part
like rock music and more complex
music it’s just
it sounds different the
production quality is far better
you know what they can do with music and
sound is far better
it’s evolving
it’s becoming more complex just like all organisms are
you know there’s a
place in the congo
where the congo’s only
the way it is
right now the rainforest
has only been like that for a couple thousand years
two thousand years ago what it was it was
grasslands but the
grasslands because the climate change
became this rainforest
and there’s a lot of like
plains animals that are
stuck inside this
this incredibly
dense jungle
and one of them is this little antelope
and this little antelope i
think it’s called a diker
it swims underwater
and it eats fish
it’s in the
fucking antelope family it’s this little tiny
short legged antelope
it swims underwater and eats fish
i mean if that’s not something fucking
adapting and
surviving and this
is over the course of just a couple of thousand years
there’s a fish
in the congo that
climbs out of the
water and walks
to the next
water hole and
then dives in i mean what the fuck is that
that’s something
evolving you know
this is evolution that’s
occurring in this little
small area over a very
short period of time
i mean the idea that this fucking antelope
developed to swim
because there’s so much
water there and there’s
rivers and all this shit and it’s
you know it’s a way to get more food
they swim underwater
and they eat fish i mean it’s fucking craziness
they’ve developed ability to to hunt
you know and it’s an antelope
mean that’s pretty crazy
stuff that doesn’t mean there’s no god
it just means there’s some other shit going on
you know it
doesn’t mean that there’s not
some one all
powerful thing at the end of it
the idea though that that one all powerful
thing at the end of it looks like us and talks english
and you know is
you know it wants you
to follow his way or you burn in hell all that fucking
kookiness that’s obviously people fucking with the idea
but i think the idea that
the whole thing
might be operating
under some sort of an
ethic that the
whole universe
might be operating
under the force of
like at least an energy
or a direction
you know we
think of it as
god as being a thing
but maybe god is
everything maybe god is all
things and then all
things work together
but that our job whatever our job is on this
earth that we’re moving in a direction
where we have to compete
in order to
facilitate that movement
and in order to really be in competition with each
other we have to sort of
think separate from each other
we have to compete with each
other so there has to be a you and there has to be a me
there has to be separation
to compete sexually
there has to be
separation to compete financially to compete
you know career wise
and that maybe
all a by product of the law of nature
that it might be moving us
in this direction and that
might be one of the reasons why people are slowly
starting to come become
aware of that idea
they mean the idea that all
human beings and all
everything in this
whole universe are somehow connected
you know i mean that
might be really what’s what’s what’s
going on but we
might be unaware of that because our job
is on this planet
in this life
in this dimension
our job is to
facilitate something our job is to compete with each
other in order to
facilitate our
cultural evolution
because if we didn’t have that if we didn’t
think like that
you know if we
lived like monks or if we
you know lived like native americans
we wouldn’t you know
technology would get done you know
theoretically
at this point in time who knows
you know at this
point in time maybe
i’m hiding the chat rogan fans are batshit insane
really oh that bad what’s going on over here
what’s
this you stream slow as fuck
this guy says are
you as high as me i don’t know how high you are buddy
i don’t answer
trick questions
how dare you
so
oh ron paul hates blacks
are you sure
dennis percentage is the ron paul the left yeah
he seems to be another one
you never know what these dennis
percentage guys are you know i think ron paul’s
pretty obviously legit
but you never know how these guys just decide that
like there’s a lot of money and being a rebel
you know it’s very possible
it’s very possible
that you know they’re just fucking playing us
and that they know they can get a good movement
going on sort of like
gurus you know if you
ever met anybody that proclaims to be like really like
open minded and all
about love but really turns out they’re kind of all
about themselves and they’re kind of like full of shit
like they’re really not on a quest
they’re just all
about like fulfilling
their ego and
you know and that this
that stance
the loving you know open i’m a buddhist
i’ve been practicing buddhism for a while now
and then you
know you really get to know the guy get him
dropping he’s a douchebag you know
what is that you know
i think i think there’s a lot of people doing that i
think that could be like the dentist
percentage thing too
who knows i mean he
might be legit
i’m not saying dennis
percentage in general i’m saying
it’s very possible
i’m not saying dentists
specifically but it’s very possible
that especially in
today’s day and age
that someone
could posture
themselves position themselves
as like the outsider
position themselves as the rebel
someone who’s outside the
system is gonna take it down
you know look at all this corruption look at all this
chaos what we need to do is this
i’m willing to give up all my
money i’ll work for free and
you know and
build some kind of a
crazy movement
behind them i mean it’s really not a bad idea
so many disenfranchised people
right my my friends
you know the fuck i’m talking
about yeah they
found tons of
water on the moon
i would think that
would be really interesting
if i hadn’t seen sunshine last night
right now i don’t give a fuck
about space
i saw a stupid science fiction
movie last night that was really good for like
three quarters of it
it was a fascinating
movie for like
three quarters of the
movie and then it just took this
left turn down what the fuck boulevard
and it was just just retarded the last
quarter of it is
literally like someone took the script
and got a hold of the last 20 pages and just jacked the
whole movie
just wanted to make sure that the
movie sucked
i mean it was really like somebody
had a vested interest in the
studio failing
opening for me tomorrow would be
the lovely and talented sam tripoli
if you’ve never seen sam before he’s
fucking hilarious and he’s an
old school comedy store veteran
known sam forever
already had a back out last minute
some shit came up he just nailed some nice commercials
so always making some loop
he had to make that paper you know i’m saying
so already had a back out so sam tripley’s in
who is a hilarious dude so it’s
gonna be a fuck of a hell of a lot of good time
yeah zombie sunburn man says cheese cow
yeah you know what i’m talking about man that
movie sucked at the end didn’t it that was ridiculous
what would the
world be like if everyone could separate from their ego
see that’s the problem i don’t think it would work
you know one of the you know
the realities of this life is there’s a whole
system set up
and one person out of 6 billion is not
going to change the whole system
and the way the system is set up for the
majority of human beings is competition
and competition sexually competition socially
competition financially
and that competition
when when you have that it
fosters innovation it makes sure that people create new
things and make sure that people work hard
and make sure that people compete with each
other and things get done
and i wrote a blog about this that i think that that’s
what human being’s
purpose on this earth is i think that our purpose
as like materialists this whole idea of competition and
capitalism and materialism
that it might be really just to support technology
that it might be
the universe’s way of making us evolve
that we might not just evolve physically
by by you know our cells
becoming more complex our dna becoming
but it might be more complicated than that
we might be evolving by integrating with
technology we might be evolving by facilitating
technology to to emerge and you know
i mean it might be as simple as
i wrote about in my blog
about there’s a
an aquatic worm
that infects grasshoppers
and it takes
over the grasshopper and makes the grasshopper a zombie
like it infects them
it’s a parasite
gets inside
their body grows inside the body cavity the grasshopper
then rewires the grasshopper’s brain
and forces the grasshopper to jump into
water and drown
so that they
can pop out of the grasshopper’s body and survive
if that ain’t some shit
i mean that is fucking nuts
that’s a really
crazy thing to
think about
that this organism
tricks another organism to commit suicide
and thus give
birth to it
because that’s the only way that aquatic worm
could live it can’t live in the grasshoppers world
if it comes out in the grasshoppers
world it’ll dry out and it’ll die
but if it talks the grasshopper
into committing suicide by jumping in the lake
grasshoppers can’t swim
you know i mean that’s like a
a fire bug talking you into diving into a volcano it
doesn’t make any sense
like it’s certain
death if a grasshopper jumps into that
water it’s certain death
and somehow another
this organism talks to grasshopper into doing it
you know it
might very well
be that our purpose as an organism that the
human beings purpose
in this world
is to make something else
that our purpose is to create a life form out of
technology it’s very possible
very very possible
if you think
about what life is i mean what life is
i mean there’s cellular life and there’s
you know we assume that that’s what all life is but
what life is is something that reproduces
something that
exists it moves
about of its own accord it
you know even while
plants don’t do that but
plants reproduce and
there’s a process it
takes in energy and puts out energy breathes in oxygen
puts out carbon dioxide it’s like
that applies
to computers
that applies to
electronics yeah we create them
but they require something
and they release something
you know when you’re playing with a computer
you turn it on it requires
power but then it radiates images and it radiates
information and it connects to
other computers i mean there’s a
whole process it’s very similar to a life form
and if at one important time
if they become
sentient that means if they be if they have a mind of
their own if they can
think for themselves they’re
aware they’re
alive if they’re
aware that you know
that they are
individuals or they’re
aware if they become conscious
if that happens
who’s to say that’s not a life form
i mean if artificial intelligence
is more intelligence than us
just because it’s artificial just because we created it
doesn’t mean it’s not real
i mean to call it artificial intelligence
it’s not artificial like
like you know here’s
a fucking ferrari that’s made a cake you can’t drive it
no it’s fucking intelligent it’s real intelligent
it’s not it’s more
synthetic intelligence it’s more
man created intelligence
but to call it artificial i’m not sure if that’s right
i’m not sure if that’s the way to look at it
or maybe i just smoke too much wheat
that’s possible too
but you know i don’t think so
i’m going with my initial ideas
computers will have a soul
well that’s the big question what the fuck is a soul
i mean that’s a
the question of what a solo that’s
a that’s a slippery
goddamn question right there mean
is that real is the soul real
what is it is a soul energy
you know is a soul
the same in us as it is in all things
i mean what
a fucking desks have souls what if wood has a soul
we don’t know
i mean i would said that to vegetarian friends
you know people be like
oh i don’t eat meat i don’t believe in animal suffering
i understand that but
you know and i
appreciate that i like animals too but
what how do we not know that trees suffer
you now i talked to daniel
pinchbeck this
psychedelic author dude he told me that trees can
feel pain and that they’ve proven it and that
they can detect when
people in a room like when someone has done them harm
that you can hook them up to like some sort of a sensor
and they can detect when the person has done harm like
they react when the person’s in the room
so how do we not know we’re not torturing trees
trees are just some life form that we can’t understand
you know i mean it
might be just a
a less obvious version of us
you know being willing to imprison dolphins you know
maybe keeping a fucking
plant in your
house sucks for the plant
maybe that’s terrible for them
you know imagine what it feels like to be some
shitty plant that everybody forgets to
water and you sit there like half
starving to
death all the time
you know we don’t know that’s that’s a form of life
plants are a form of life
so whether you eat
plants or eat animals man for real
i don’t think
i don’t really think that much of a difference
don’t eat people because people talk
they scream supposedly
mm hmm they did that on mythbusters
is that true
buddy they did that on mythbusters they prove that
the plants can’t think or they can’t feel you or react
because i’m pretty sure that was like
scientific data from like a
university he was quoting me
i don’t know though
i will leave it up to you people to google
i could google that shit right now but
then i’ll be all distracted and i
would not be able to keep my flow
best vaporizer for like 200 bucks
this is a hilarious question
vito caputo do you think phaidor is a bitch
yeah yeah totally
yeah it’s just you go tell him go tell him his bitch
it’s not like
knocked out
or submitted or beat the fuck out of
every human being he’s faced
yeah what a bitch what
in regardless of whether you like to
ufc you want to see that match up or what
there’s no way you can call that guy a
bitch that guy’s a fucking savage
that guy’s spooky
hilarious stupid stupid question my friend
why am i getting the same
twitter messages over and over again
stop cutting down trees this guy says
yeah man we got to live like avatar brother
try to read these
and find one that’s reasonably interesting
god damn some of these questions are
crazy the ghost in the machine
yeah i mean look it’s not my thought i mean
a million people have come up with it they have
movies on i mean that terminator idea
that’s all about it ray kurzweil all his ideas
it’s all based on the same ideas that
technology’s
going somewhere i mean
it kind of makes sense
it’s like you get caught up and john kate and fucking
tiger woods and all this nonsense and
and everybody forgets
you know everybody forgets what the fuck is really
going on that we are creating
things we have a culture we’re moving towards something
and it seems to me
that’s my armchair
armchair psychologist self
not even psychologist armchair
futurist you know that something’s happening
you know we’re moving towards something
and all the blinders are in
place to make sure that we keep going
all the blinders
i mean that’s one of the weirdest
things about being a
human being is that everybody
goes through this life pretending like it’s
going to lead to something that you’re
going to be able to be static
you know instead of
treating it as this this wild just temporary
experience everybody
treats it like it’s permanent like you’re saving
things and you’re
putting aside savings and you’re
you know you’re
planning for the future and you know one day i’m
gonna make it and we have this whole idea like
you’re gonna get somewhere
and then everything is gonna stop
but that’s just bullshit no
one’s just being real with us about that
we’re all temporary
and the fact that we don’t address that
and we’re not
we don’t embrace
really embrace the moment
that’s like one of the most important
things about being a human
recognizing this shit is just
fleeting it’s
gonna come and it’s
gonna go and you gotta just
pile in as much
enjoyment and
pleasure and fun and positive energy as you can
because that’s really what it’s all
about spread as much as you can
leave as much
to help other people as you can
say as much as you
think that you
think is gonna help
other people i mean that’s really what it’s all about
meanwhile we’re all fucking
planning for a bigger house
no working on saving for a bigger tv
constantly distracting ourselves with
fucking items items and
and notions notions of retirement and the golden
age and someday
i’m gonna do this
some but you’re not doing shit it’s
right now is someday
there’s no sun day there’s this
moment and this moment goes on forever
there’s a bunch of shit happening during this moment
there’s things that keep
going on like the
earth keeps
spinning around a star
and you keep getting
tired and you have to rest for a little
while but it’s
still the same goddamn moment
we need to treat it like that
we need to treat it like it’s one big thing
you know and
that it’s not
gonna be here forever
it’s one big fucking ride
and it lasts 80 something years
and then who knows
and who fucking knows
why do you think america has never made a big deal
out of russia giving us the 9 11 monument hmm
i don’t even know they did
i haven’t thought about that i don’t know um
i don’t even know what that monument is
you know i mean look the whole 9 11 thing man
who the fuck knows what that’s all
about who the fuck knows what any of it is all about
do you write comedy or does it flow out
you have to write
very important you can’t just flow
it out because you’ll forget a lot of the shit you say
you know you have to
write it down
and writing down helps you
come up with more
things and branch off of it
it takes longer to like
to write a word that it doesn’t
think of the word you know you think
like you’re writing
polar bear you know
polar bear you
think about a
polar bear instantly
but you’re writing
about that polar bear
as you’re writing
you’re in the act of putting down the
letters and the act of putting together the sentences
there’s much much much more thinking
you know that’s one of the reasons why my blogs
i think anybody’s writing you know if you edit it
will always sound
much smoother more
precise more concise than
these retarded
ramblings that i do on you stream
and then the you
stream ramblings i don’t have any notes
i don’t know what i’m
gonna say i don’t have a fucking clue
and that’s for me that’s the best way i do it
because i just get on and i just
start talking
about shit and
then just let it happen and let it flow up but like
for for stand up comedy you
gotta do a lot of writing to it’s
gotta be both
it’s gotta be
gotta have the ability to just flow with things
and like like like this weekend
something happened with the you know the killer whale
thing and i
when i was in
dallas i had like
ten minutes on the killer whale
but it was all shit that i had like
written down
that day and then just fucked around with that
night just went with it
so i think you’re
gonna have both
you have to have writing but you have to
you have to be able to flow with
things too you have to be able to take chances too
you know you gotta
comedies like
it’s like you have to have a road map
you have to know
where you’re going but
you can take a little detours you know
when you’re on your way you have a map you know
where you’re
gonna go you
could go off into the woods for a little while
and sometimes when you go off in the woods for a little
while you get more interesting shit out of it you know
and i think people
appreciate it you know like when
there’s something that happens
you know that day with like the killer
whale and then a guy goes on
stage at that
night and talks
about it you
know that this guy’s just winging this i mean he had a
wrote some stuff down but this isn’t
stuff he’s worked on
this isn’t some material
he’s done a hundred times shit just happened yesterday
you know there’s something
about that man it makes it more fun
makes it more more it’s more
alive or something you know people can be sure
you know part of comedy
is like the
trick and the
trick is to make you
think that i’m thinking
about what i’m
thinking right now
you know but
when you really can
pull that off it’s like there’s something something
extra special
about it so i
think it’s both you know i
think it’s both
you got a right
and you got a fuck around too
what do i think of parallel universes says
ace of spades
1369 you know what is more fascinating to me
people with numbers in the end of their names
what’s that all about
especially when they have like sixty nine
the rocker sixty nine shut the fuck up please
i’m in the sixty nine bro
minute eating
pussy while i get my dick sucked
that’s what’s in my name i’m crazy
plus you could have
sixty nine didn’t
even change tell you to take it down man
you can’t have
mike i like to eat pussy
while i get my dick sucked that can’t be your name
people get upset at you
but you can just throw
sixty nine there and then give him a wink
hey man what’s that
sixty nine the end of your name about
anyway i forgot
your fucking question that’s how dumb it was
not really sir i’m just fucking around
i really did forget your question though
sure could have been that fascinating
jimmy norton loves me
i love him too i’m gonna see in a couple couple weeks
are you smart because you’re
funny or funny because you’re smart
you know funny it’s just being honest
and recognizing all the fucking
crazy shit that’s going on
it’s like really
comedy is like really just
tuning into the the retardedness of the universe
because it’s like it’s all there for you
you know i mean you
write it down you expose it
but it’s like you know the raw materials are all there
it’s like mining for diamonds
in a room filled with diamonds
i mean that’s what it’s like
stand up comedy in america in 2010
it literally is like you know
like what do you do
oh i go out and i find money
where’s the
money that’s
everywhere on the ground
i mean that’s really what it’s like it’s like
your raw material is life itself
and that’s what you mind you mind life the
ridiculousness of life whenever you see
warranted warranted
irony warranted
things to be mocked warranted
stupid shit
when it’s all
right in front of your face
people complaining about avatar you know
meanwhile we got two wars going on known says a peep
i have not read christopher hitchens god is not
great but that guy is a
pretty badass arguer he’s really good at
trouncing people
i enjoy watching him
lash lash christians you know
fundamentalist christians he gives them a beating
it’s pretty interesting
no i never got a copy the youtube
show that i didn’t save it was much like this one
i was just fucking around talking and
i forgot to save it this time
i know what the fuck i did
wrong i will make sure that i save it
what do i think
about the couple inches that the axis has
shifted i don’t know if it’s really a couple inches but
apparently the
the earthquake
in chile was so big
that it shortened our day
it changed our day by like
like a millisecond like
fraction of a millisecond whatever it is
but it’s a measurable amount
that it shorten our day that’s how because it changed
the the the distribution of the mass in the earth
how fucking crazy is that
the earthquake was so strong it shorten our day
which makes you think
like when earth gets hit by meteors
like giant fucking
asteroids like the one that killed the dinosaurs
i wonder if that like can
shorten or lengthen the day
i mean it seems like it
could right
it seems like it only makes
sense that it would like
if you add mass to the
earth so these these
things are gigantic you know
five hundred mile across
hunks of metal and rock and shit from
space they come
slamming into the earth
doesn’t that that has to increase the mass of the
earth right
unless it knocks
off just as much as it puts back and that’s how like
that’s how they believe the earth
developed a moon
they believe there was
earth one and
earth two and earth
one got hit by a fucking planet
we got hit by a planet
and apparently that happens
like that’s one of the
crazy can you imagine that we were
about to get hit by a planet
you know imagine if you look up and mars is like
right fucking there like
right behind the moon
and coming towards us and there’s nothing we
could do about it
what the fuck
like that’s possible
in some solar
systems that happens to
earth it’s happened before
there’s a thing called bodes law
and bode’s law is the way it works i believe
i’ve been told at
least by the scientist fella
he told me that the mass of
certain things they measure
about a planet
particularly the mass but a
few other things too
and in measuring
those they can
pretty accurately
judge where the next planet will be in that
solar system
well it applies to all the planets in our
solar system except
to mars and jupiter
because mars and jupiter
apparently according to this gentleman i’m
not sure if it’s correct look it up google it please
he said that mars and jupiter
in fact there
should be a planet in between them
and according to bode’s law
but there is not instead there is an asteroid belt
which makes some theorize
that that is the result of another planetary
collision or
maybe the same one that created
earth that like
something got fucking
cracked like it
guess it happens a lot
you know it’s even written
about in the
sumerian text
the sumerian text
depicts you know this is
some shit that was written like 6 000 years ago on
clay tablets
depicts that that’s also
how earth was created
it depicts that we you know
these two planets called
tiamat and marduk
collided and they created
earth it’s very similar to our own
earth one and
earth two hypothesis
so it’s it’s really fucking fascinating shit man
you know the idea that
the universe is
static it’s not
static at all
you know the center of
every single
galaxy is a
supermassive
black hole that’s exactly one half of 1
of the mass of the galaxy
so the bigger the galaxy the bigger the
supermassive
black hole and
those things are
just eating stars up all the time i mean you see like
the big spiral around like
black holes
they’re eating they’re eating planets
it’s going getting forced into the event horizon
it’s really really really nutty shit
you know we
could get hit by a fucking planet
i mean that
could be real
fucking asteroid we can get hit by a goddamn planet
i mean it hasn’t happened
you know in billions and billions
and billions of years it’s not likely to happen
but what if it happens
it’s fucking nuts
tiamat and marduke babylonian gods made the
earth yeah it’s all this
it’s all from the same part of the earth
or yeah it’s from iraq
where iraq is
today used to be some air
and the sumerian text all talks
about the creation of the earth
and you could dismiss it but
they knew a lot of shit
first of all
they had a very accurate depiction of our
of our solar
system with
all the planets in the correct size in the correct
orbit including
pluto and we didn’t know
about pluto until 1930
so who the fuck knows but they also talk about
beings from another planet that supposedly
created human beings using genetic engineering
it’s very very possible that what we get with
these old old
civilizations that had a
tremendous amount of knowledge
it’s very possible that what that is
is the remnants of an even earlier
civilization that was possibly wiped out
like our idea that earth
that it moves on a very
very linear that
our society
progresses on a very linear line that’s easy to follow
you know like there’s cavemen
and at the end there’s
human beings in 2010
that’s very disputed
there’s a lot
of people graham hancock is one of my favorites
and john anthony west is another
there’s another of
these a lot of
these archeologists that support the idea that
it’s very possible that
human beings who have been around
way way way longer than we think
like thirty
forty hundreds of thousands of years like we don’t know
that our culture
the reason why our
culture is so advanced
today over such a
short period of time
is cause we’re really relearning complex
things like
technology and tools and
and you know electricity and the internet
and in fact
these old cultures
that had all this knowledge knowledge of genetics that
existed in the
sumerian culture and all that
the reason why
these people
had this is because that’s knowledge that they got from
an even earlier
culture that was probably wiped out
by some fucking
super volcano or an
earthquake or a meteor
who knows i mean there’s
a lot of evidence that some
crazy shit has happened over and over and over
again on this planet
and not just
crazy shit like
killing the dinosaurs but
crazy shit like during our lifetime
human beings
were certainly around ten thousand years ago
but not only
that you know what else was around 10 000 years ago
fucking woolly mammoths and sabretooth
tigers and half of
north america was
under a mile high
sheet of ice
there was a
crazy ice age
going on and it
ended almost instantaneously with
these animals
becoming extinct almost instantaneously
and there’s a lot
of people that theorize that’s because of some sort of
a natural cataclysmic disaster
some sort of a meteor impact
or something fucking nutty
that wiped out all the woolly mammoths all the
saber tooth tigers
fucked up all
cultures all over the world
and sort of
reset human
civilization
and that it’s possible
that people existed
a long long long time before that
and that culture
existed a long long time before that
you know and people say well
where’s the evidence of that culture
that’s the real
tricky thing because what evidence
would there be you know
you ever see that there’s
like a discovery channel show i believe it is life
after people
which shows like how quickly
things get eaten up
you know in detroit
detroit is so bad
right now the economy so fucked up and
crazy that bears
are moving back into detroit they have bear
sightings in the fucking city
that’s no bullshit
because there’s so desolate
that so many
houses are abandoned
and these houses
plants are growing up through the fucking
floorboards
i mean it’s only
been a few years and nature is already trying to devour
these buildings
nature’s trees are
covering these and this is a cold ass fucking climate
where these trees can only grow
you know a few
months out of the year
it’s really really naughty shit
there’s some some images in russia there too
of all these different
places in russia that were abandoned
after the fall of the soviet
union and these
places were
abandoned and now nature is just taking them over
trees are growing through
buildings and
just literally consuming things
i think that
you know it’s probably difficult to find evidence of a
culture a couple thousand years ago
unless it’s in stone
you know the
stuff that we find from thousands of years ago
it’s like the pyramid type
stuff you know
stone things
those things last forever
stone tablets
clay pottery
stone buildings that shit last forever but metal
electronics like that’s just
gonna be gone
that stuff will just get
eaten up by the
earth and swallow
evidence of a
culture 30 000 years ago that’s
ridiculous there’s not
gonna be anything
it’ll all get swallowed
you know i mean
there are so many temples
that they find that are swallowed up by the rainforest
in in south america
mayan temples
incredibly complex
pyramids and all
these different
things that are
covered up by rainforest
there’s probably hundreds of them that they’ve
never found
they just they
waited too long
and they’re just
covered up by trees
when they’re in mexico
city they’re all in mexico city they’re always like
building things and then finding really old
you know mayan ruins
underneath mexico city they find that shit all the time
where they have to
halt construction
because they
found some monuments and they found some
some you know
ancient walls or something and turns out there’s a
whole goddamn city down there
not a lot of evidence
not a lot of evidence happens
after you know
just 10 000 years so i have a feeling that what
what we get out of like the sumerian
culture and all these people that knew all these
things like
you know that knew
about mars and or knew
about pluto and knew
about genetic engineering all these ideas
it’s a very possible
very very possible that what they knew
was just some shit
that ancient ancient
civilizations who were just as advanced as us
maybe became
advanced in a different way but just as advanced as us
that they had figured it out
you know like
that that’s so true with so many different
cultures you know and
the idea that like you know people read the
sumerian text and they say well
you know these these
sumerians say that
the anunnaki came from another galaxy
and you know they they created
humans with you know
with genetic engineering so well there it’s written in
stone it’s got to be true
no people are full of shit in
2010 you don’t
think they were full of shit
5000 years bc
the ancient
sumerian text
could easily be
6000 years ago
version of scientology
it’s very very very very possible
you know just because it’s written down on rocks
doesn’t mean it’s real
you know we
don’t know there’s there’s a lot of goddamn questions
all right i’m only
gonna ramble
for a little bit longer because i
gotta get the fuck out of here because i
gotta go to canada bitches oh shits
like i said i’m headed there this weekend
very excited
can’t wait looking forward to
it very much so
i am going to
casino nova scotia in
halifax thursday night
and then friday night
i’m in the branson center in
ottawa and then saturday night
queen elizabeth theater in toronto
you dirty bitches
and thank you everyone for coming out
to these shows i’m really
excited it’s
the most fun
thing that i
do for sure you know i mean i love work for the
ufc and i love
i mean i love a lot of different
things that
i’ve done but nothing’s more fun than comedy
it’s just it’s the craziest
most open ended art form
you know and it’s the the the art form that i have the
the most the most control over so it’s just
it’s you know it’s the
you can be you
could be the freest you can
you could show people exactly what you’re
thinking say exactly
which on your mind and this too and this
thing i think
you know i talked to a comic
about this we saying like
you know you do your rambling on this youtube thing
or this you stream
thing rather
he said aren’t you like eating up some material
said not really i think i
think i’m like coming up with material doing this
because i’m not crazy
so i never get a chance to just talk like this okay
i never get a chance to have like a one way
cop this like
a one way conversation you can’t talk back
i mean i’m listening to some of the shit that you say
on on the twitter
but i mean i’m not you not you don’t get to talk
i only talk for an hour and that’s very unnatural
and i think
rambling long
long rants like that
that’s like
that’s the best
way that’s the best way to come up with new shit
there’s writing
and writing is important too but this is another
interesting component
and i think i
think doing
these ustream things
has been taking my material to another level
another level
yes doing the you stream
thing doing
what doing the you
stream you stream
things has been taking my material to another level i
think it gives me more of an opportunity to fuck around
more of an opportunity just
rant about shit
you know when you ran
about shit sometimes you ranting
about shit with a buddy
and then he’ll say something you forget what you were
gonna say and then
you go back to it but you don’t have it anymore
but with this it’s like
one hour i think
i’m gonna switch to
uh doing it
twice a week though
i think what i’m
gonna do is like this one hour and i’m
gonna do it
twice a week
so wednesday um
and i might do
monday too so as of
right now we’re
gonna leave it as is
i’m just gonna keep doing wednesdays
but i think i’m
gonna try to do it
twice a week i
think it’s better to do a little less time
a little more often
and i wouldn’t want to listen to me
talk for more than a fucking hour
and you know if you’re at work
listening to me rambo for more than an hour
jesus goddamn christ go to work get
your shit done
unless you can get your shit done
while you’re doing what i’m doing
listening to me and then i
would say god damn you got a mindless ass job
if you can listen to my nonsense and
still get done what you’re doing no problem whatsoever
what are you doing you fixing
shoes what are you doing
nothing wrong with
fixing shoes
all right ladies and gentlemen
i think that’s it
this guy says plus one
twice a week
yeah well we’re
gonna have all the shows up in mp3
brian red band just finished the site that he
wrote and in the
in the next day or two we’ll have that new site up
and the new
site will have the ability to directly podcast so
it’ll all be on itunes i know i keep fucking
promising that but
whatever you can get this
i mean it’s better to have it on podcast form but you
you can watch this
you know if you
gotta watch you
gonna watch it
all right um
thank you very much
i i really do
enjoy doing
these things and i really
appreciate that
all you motherfuckers come out and i
appreciate that all you guys come to shows and
as crazy as they get
and as much as it seems like
total chaos i fucking i love it all
i love it all and i’m
very thankful very
happy that you guys keep coming out
so i’ll see you in canada
next week i’m in tempe arizona i’m at the tempe improv
next thursday friday saturday
can’t fucking wait
i’ll be there with my road dog ari shafir
and brian redband will be there too
and by then
should have the new site up and
should have all the mp3s
and all the podcast
should be available on itunes
so thank you very
much everybody and i will see you next wednesday or
monday if i decide to
start doing it
twice a week
all right bitches
thanks again