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voice actually totally forgot fake black guy’s voice
it’s much more much more offensive
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i recommend you do the same can i hop in on this yes
kevin pereira wants to shoot loads into a
flashlight we’re gonna
i want to believe in a
world where i can but as i said i get a wave of
guilt and sin and filth that washes over me
every time i climax and i can’t imagine
saving that into
a fleshy device that i didn’t have to dishwasher
it feels better but it’s more embarrassing yeah
and kevin’s brought wine we don’t do it gentlemen
we’re sophisticated
cheers cheers mate cheers
this is i mean we have wine coconut
water yeah we have coffee
and we’re stoned
and you know i don’t
there’s a thing
i don’t have a lot of obsessive compulsive shit
but one thing i have is if you’re making a toast
you gotta click
glasses with everybody
have to yes yeah what is this like
sort of half assed gesture
some people don’t want to lean across the table
listen you lazy bitch
are we all in this together or what we got clink
glasses and you have to
tap it on the ground
on the table
first before you
drink it oh really yeah you do what’s that about
it’s like a no tag back
thing you just have to do it
i’ve never done that does that signify i’m done my
glasses in yes
my whole life i’ve done them wrong
you’ve been sending mixed messages
to people you
could be getting in
fights and not knowing this is like a
jiu jitsu technique
where you realize you couldn’t finish it
all you had to do was just one little
thing one little
thing different
i didn’t click my
god damn it gentlemen here’s the mulligans
cheers yes mulligans i don’t even know what that means
what is a mulligan
do over i never played got
you got tap joe you just
did you tap mmm
yeah yeah yeah
i never i never tapped
gives a fuck he
never taps never tapped i’m
tapping bitch
how does it i
shook myself out out of all the douchey
t shirts i’ve ever seen related to
mixed martial arts
one of them was tap or snap
it’s up to you
mma fashion has got to evolve man how many
wolves and skeletons and
chains can you wear around your neck
before you’re asking to get in a
fight dude i got this new company it’s
about to break off it’s called
break my dick off in your ass
fight gear this is
this is the
fucking the logos a dragon fucking a pitbull in the ass
covered in glitter
bro i need to get you and dana
whiten on this dude have you got the new tank
top by two knuckles deep
it’s so good
the moment you go two
knuckles deep man you’re
gonna tap it’s a
mute technique all the cuts are too man
goddamn yeah
slain pierre has been training
really mad i did not know that you can get
three knuckles
wow that’s incredible
but then again
bella don is only a hundred
pounds she get a baseball bat that is god bless her
what the fuck is that all
about that should be an olympic
sport gaping
it should absolutely be a
sport or spitting in the gaping hole like a
basketball type
thing for accuracy yeah
right that’s hard to do
especially when you have a
chest cold because it
sticks to the everything
none of this
existed when i was a child
no it did just
i don’t think
people knew
about it do you
think it did do you
think there’s
a lot of assholes
touching there
spitting in assholes
if we had flipcams back
in the 1800s you’d see victorian gaping it’s probably
worse victorian era
there’s some
of it that’s so bad like that guy that max hardcore guy
he went to jail for it
mean you gotta do something really fucking creepy
for them to be wanting to lock you up in jail in
2011 or 10 whether or
maybe it was even nine for porn
but this fucking guy man he was
opening girls assholes up
and with like
like speculums is that what it’s called
whatever medical instrument little
thing that you stretch it
apart with and then
peeing in there
and then making girls
drinking out with a
straw allegedly
the leaky basement
they were talking
about this sal
was talking
about this on the stern show
i don’t know if it’s true but it is
true i don’t
doubt it i don’t
doubt it at
all i’ve seen
a lot of shit
but see i was seeing shit back in the bulletin
board dial up days when i was like 9 10 years old
which explains a lot
oh right and
the russian soldier putting
his foot on a head and cutting a neck open and going
oh it would be
steamy because it was cold outside
like that analysis of fucked up shit at the
age of 9 or 10
so i believe it was all out there but what i don’t get
are how girls are making
money off of non porn
because guys are
sexually objectified by it like
the crushers that will
crush a cell
phone with a heel
or pump a gas
pedal on a car there’s a
lot of fucked up there’s out there they can get i mean
we do a what the fuck segment on our show
where it’s like
girls that get in pools wearing jean jackets
and they make like 30
a month off
subscriptions
cause some dude’s like
oh look at that
dent i’m getting wet
oh mommy would have
spanked me whoa
now i gotta clean my
flashlight or the minion have you ever seen the minion
it’s like a website we’ve talked
about this before
where this crazy ugly
nasty fat guy just fucks
these hot porn stars but who wants
i mean i can see
where it’s like
kinda cool i forgot
about this one but
like who wants to subscribe to that
guy well that was always the detramer of ron jeremy
right right
anybody all the time i kind of
like it was
a girl the beginning was
sort of a normal looking guy but then he became hideous
took time but
clearly he’s in the hideous realm i mean everyone goes
bad eventually
he’s fucking hideous
you know that’s part of the charm
there’s something
about the internet man and
technology in general that has
accelerated porn
to just and
accelerated depravity and just
decadence into just like really fucking intense levels
that have never
existed before i mean at
first it was seen as this bastion of hope that was
going to elevate
discussion and
bring intellectuals together and further
everything and it has done that to an extent
but it’s really just created hardcore porn
like really hardcore porn i
think the thing is
i think it’s
gonna change
young people
before good or bad and probably both
but i think once you’re old
and you already have like a pattern set in your head
it’s way easier
to just jerk off to more and more fucked up shit
than it is to
look at the latest findings on
hypernovas or
look deep into
the real possibilities created by the
large hadron collider
that’s too much man fuck that no pink ladder
that’s where i’m
going exactly
i wanna watch some guy shit in some
chicks mouth
because i can’t
you know i mean there’s guys that like
they’re so angry at women they
wanna shit in
their mouth
like you fucking
bitch you fucking ugh
what could she have done
just exist exist
exist and be unattainable
that’s what it is that’s mom issues
right just dudes
there’s a lot
of weak bitches out there that’s what it is
there’s a lot of dudes mom issues are not you
gotta fucking
look at the
whole world around you
make an assessment look
go on your instincts what is positive what is negative
what is admirable what makes you jealous
go towards that
and i always say
aspire to be the man
that you pretend to be when you’re trying to get laid
okay aspire
to be that guy for real actually become that guy
you know just you
don’t have to use your mama’s issues and all that stuff
get your shit together bitch
that’s why i got an
m three because i want to be the guy that
doesn’t need a personality that’s what i’m talking
about i want to be the guy
are you moist yet plus
they’re the shit and there they handle awesome
i love cars man
i’m so fascinated by the engineering that
i couldn’t possibly
be responsible for myself i look at something like a
m3 or something like that
thinking about all the fucking shit that’s involved
with all the different
settings the
m setting and also the
suspension changes you feel it set a
macro for your car and all of a
sudden it’s like the car is sucking
you by the asshole and just holding you to action
just the engineering
i believe that there’s 30 german engineers
that shed a single tear whenever i put the top down
like i believe they’re so
proud of their work and the time and
all the effort that went into making a
piece of plastic fold
i believe that they’re crying
about it i love that that’s not plastic wow
that’s one of the coolest
things about the top of the
mt3 convertible
mm3 convertible rather
because it’s all one
piece and metal that’s like the coolest
thing and they figured out how to
do recently it’s like a
transform it goes into like
three little
sections you have two sections in the window it’s dope
watch when he does it
it’s amazing like it’s like an orchestration of
mechanical engineering you
hear the foam
you hear them
break easily isn’t there
like oh you know
just more shit you know the more moving parts yeah
but that’s my life that’s everybody’s life now
right we get more shit so that it
could break so
that we can get pissed that it’s shit and it’s amazing
how reliable
those things are
you know the most
unreliable car i ever had was a porsche i had a 911
turbo that broke down five times it was
ridiculous bmws i’ve
never had a problem japanese cars i’ve
never had a problem it’s amazing how many
miles you can put on a car these days
and there’s no problem
like back when you had like a
1970 barracuda
or something like that yo
hundred thousand
miles that thing’s done
all right you get your
bearings are
blown and fucking
transmissions
gone some missing gears and the engine
smells like shit
i mean you have to rebuild
everything those
things just didn’t last remember
those supras we had with the
lights that popped up and
mine did one of yours
break no i didn’t have that
one yeah i had the one with the
fixed i had a 92
or 93 toyota supra
when they went to that
space shape that was the
first really cool car that i got
that was my newsradio money
but there’s
something about
just the engineering of
these fucking cars
that’s accelerated as well like
the m3 like the m
this m3 that i have is 420 horsepower
well the 911
turbo that i had was like
somewhere around the same like 420 horsepower
but it was all
turbo charged and it was
like all tweaked
down yeah and it’s a different sort of a feeling
well this car is that with a full v8 with an 84 000 rpm
you know rev
limit i mean
it’s fucking incredible is it eighty
four thousand eighty
eight thousand
four hundred
eight thousand
four hundred yeah
but when it hits
eight thousand
four hundred man that
whale it’s like a formula one race car it
sounds awesome have you done launch control yet
no that sounds like it’s
gonna kill the
transmission yeah
well if you warm your engine up you have to
drive for x amount of
miles at certain
speeds or whatnot you can drop it into
first shut off traction control
and if you hold
one of the shifter paddles in
or you put it in neutral
slam on the gas
while holding a
shifter paddle like
a checkered flag will appear
on the dash
and that’s launch control
yeah no there’s
total easter eggs in the software
and then you can use
like your cruise control actual controls to
boost up the
rpm so when you let go
it engages that clutch
when you’re already at you know
7000 8000 rpm
screams and you’ll
break your neck
that’s badass
how’d you find out
about that internet oh it’s pretty common
it’s common
the nissan actually did it for
their gtr and when people used it
it violated the warranty
what they say
the bmw if you do it over
twice apparently it
counts how many times you
do it it violates your warranty test wow that’s funny
that’s ridiculous
make a better
thing don’t give me something that
breaks stupid
the nissan one was
particularly
ridiculous because it’s a goddamn race car
i mean what nissan was bragging about was
the 0 to 60 time was
ridiculously low
and the handling of the car is insane
fucking amazing car
i drove it but
there’s something
about it it’s like yeah it’s really fast and yeah
but it’s ugly
it’s like it’s
goofy looking
it’s got some sort of a techno godzilla
thing going on that i’m not really into
it stands out too much
but for all the
like if a ferrari stands out
you know it
stands out but it
stands out it’s like it’s beautiful
that car stands out like what’s
going on our
car stand out
cause they look like baby
sneakers on
wheels it’s not a good stand out
yeah it’s an odd
stand out like i
don’t particularly i
tried to like it i looked around it and stared at it i
tried to like it but
the engineering though is
stunning what
about electric cars like the tesla
they’re not ready
i’m interested in them eventually but i’m not
interested in something that you have to charge for 18
hours after you drive 250
that’s stupid
i’m interested
in the gallons though i get 15 gallons of gas per
you have a big
truck i know but that shit’s
yeah it’s disgusting well it makes you mad when it
starts hitting 4 30 and
i mean what is it now 420 for regular
premiums like i
think 450 at chevron
by my point was
about the bmw is that
what’s really
shocking is how much
better engineered they are just over a few years ago
compared to my supra
like the supra
was a really good handling car was like
but this m3 is like
glued to the fucking ground i
love it it’s on
track first
nice car that i’ve ever had in my life and it’s like
you turn the
wheel and the car just goes yeah it
doesn’t ask questions it’s so connected to the road
so it’s so like
what’s the word i mean precise
you know like the way it handles and moves and
the germans are
known for their precision and shit in
the mouth videos
that’s up with that why the germans into
those scat videos
germans and japanese i don’t you can’t
point fingers now with the internet everybody’s into
everything yeah yeah
mmm they just wanna
but wasn’t at the root
i mean behind
every stereotype
well they just had an awesome word for it
is that what shaza
shaza shaza
point wow and who
wouldn’t like to yell that shaza
is shit that’s what it is yeah shaza
is shit had a good word i don’t know if
shaza itself is or if that’s just an exclamation you’d
make when you’re actually crapping on someone but wow
yeah enough that they had to fucking
label it so
often like there’s one porn when a guy shits in his
mouth oh no no no we have a
whole category of that yeah what
a guy shits on someone’s
mouth and there’s a category
that’s what people are into
well where else do you put it on the
shelf at the
adult video
store you know
yeah there is no more of those
they still exist do
they exist i
went to a sex shop the other day
just a lube run
stand up run to the mill
and feel like we
should be hearing
music why don’t you just go to albertson people
were there do
special taste
no but this guy comes up to the
counter and he buys
like a card he’s like he’s like
five dollars in
the booth and
a dude went and got a plastic card and they had a
whole adult
video arcade back there
and i saw at
least 10 different people come in in the
short time that i was there
to buy video cards to go in the back and beat off wow
and maybe there was something way cooler
maybe there was the
glory hole action or
maybe it was a unicorn ride
i don’t know what’s happening back there
like maybe there was some
crazy shit going on
my friend johnny
god rest his soul he used to go to new york
he’s an addict and he used to
smoke crack
and go to those peep shows
that was his
thing when he would
smoke crack you
would want to go hide and
go to peep shows peep
shows hide in
those places all day and just
give the girl
money tell me
these horror stories
about what kind of
women are on the
other side like showing you
their asshole
do you think like girls
are like in
those glass
boxes like behind like you
know that hotel
where they have a girl in the
glass box behind the
checkout that’s on
sunset have you ever seen that yes
i know what you’re talking
about do you
think standard is the
standard do you
think like that
that’s like the upgraded version of the peep show
girls like oh my god they like they
fight with each
other i work in the box of the
standard this weekend it’s no
people that don’t know what we’re talking
about when you go to the
standard as you go into the lobby
the standard
hotel in hollywood has the desk
where they check you in and
above the desk there’s like a fish tank
like a big fish tank
with a woman in it
and she’s hot and she’s in her
underwear and she’s reading a book or she’s
checking her
email and it’s
weird yeah and she’s not supposed to interact with you
they don’t look at you and
smile and wave
cause that would be so anti la
right in la no
one pays attention to you it’s not like she’s there to
greet you like in
vegas if they were
gonna hire a hot
chick they’d hire you
hello welcome to the casino
nice to meet you
do you need help with your bags yeah in la
she’s in her
underwear reading her
email and you’re like looking at her
i was with doug benson in
vegas and they had one of the same
things but the girls were so
excited to see doug benson they got out of character
and got out of the
glass box to take a
photo with him
awful duck benson
did that end with benson in the box
shaking it for people making out
with glassy
eyed bone neck
i love that dude i’m
so jealous and envious of people that can perform well
stoned listen you’re
stoned right now stop
lying allegedly
stop lying on
those people allegedly
stop lying to america
you know you said something
in your twitter when you were
tweeting about coming here
that you were
worried about ruining your career
i thought that was hilarious not
worried i was
excited by the possibility
of ruining not my current like
i could get
pretty much caught doing whatever i need to on g4
right i mean the audience gets it you know they’re all
young dudes too
but if i’m on the precipice
of either homelessness or
potentially
legitimizing myself and
this might be a nudge in one direction
you think so man i
think it’s a nudge towards the
right direction no i’ve always said
i have always said
that if i can’t say or do something that i want to do
i’m in the wrong business yeah you know
or i’m doing the wrong show
well you can
do you can back yourself
into a corner and not even realize it’s happening
you know you get
on a certain show and that certain show wants a certain
standard of behavior
i mean there’s a reason why charlie sheen is
bouncing back like this
he’s like a girl that’s been molested
you know a girl that’s been molested they bounce
back the other way
no it’s not that he’s a
victim it’s like when you do
something that you don’t want to do
and you have to pretend to be some of them you’re not
there’s like
when you get pushed in one way
there’s an elasticity to life
and it makes you bounce in the other way
and it’s like you know like we were talking to dana
diamon and she was talking
about her family was like you know hey
smoke pot do whatever you want but don’t
drink so i will fucking drink
you know there’s a you push someone
in one direction you to controlling one direction
they rebel you know there’s
not agree agree and
and you know
like i said if i can’t say or do
i’ve absolutely lost
endorsement deals
i’ve lost all sorts of
stuff from i’m not
gonna say that i’m not
gonna do that and
well it may have cost me a
short term i
think long term it’s the way to go so if we’re talking
about shizer porn and bmws
so be it cheers
it’s just a matter of time before there is no more
sensors and
standards and all that nonsense like the internet is
pretty much kind of squashed
a good huge
chunk of that shit
i worry you
could put your content out
yeah i worry
about that ending at some
point yeah me too
especially as
the notion of iptv internet tv
and we’ll get to the normal
thing probably at some point but
the notion that
that the distribution method
the way you’re getting the content is
going to matter in five years it’s not
so when people turn on the tv and they’re
watching the internet
there’s gonna be calls for
regulations and
clamp downs just the way there is
you’ll still be able to
self distribute always
that avenue will be there to an extent well there’s no
regulation on
cable you know
cables not just
they’re not
regulated by the expertise
yeah yeah but then
if you don’t use advertisers i mean isn’t that what
motivates it
it’s very difficult it’s
going to be very difficult to rationalize imposing
some sort of standards
would have something really fucked up happening
and that’s what you really have to
worry about and this is fucking
tin foil hat conspiracy theory
101 okay it
sounds absolutely
ridiculous but
if you were the government and you realize that hey
what have all these
rebellions all across the
world have in common
well they have in common
these people
organized on the internet in a way that was
never possible before
okay how do we stop that from happening well
we have to figure out a way that the internet’s evil
and so then
the internet gets used for something or blamed for
something and there’s some sort of a terrorist attack
that was coordinated by the internet
okay there is a way around this and you can
still enjoy your internet but
now you have to log
in i mean there’s
been legislation proposed the internet kill
switch which people were talking
about like mad and it was actually
right before
egypt happened
right and then
they actually discussed it
right as egypt was happening
the main revolt
the notion that up it’s for your
safety security there’s something
going on the
switch is now
flipped and there goes your internet
we have no idea how much of crises sees and political
overthrowing of governors
and you know
fucking warlords and
and and mayors and and
we have no idea how much of this shit is engineered
how much of foreign dictators
they’re getting
overthrown is engineered and engineered by the cia
general wesley clark
was talking
about this was a
video that i was
watching i put it on my twitter a couple of days ago
but he was talking in two thousand seven
okay in detail
about the plans that are in place
to overthrow
dictatorships throughout the
world including libya
gaddafi was here yeah
they were supporting gaddafi up
until that bitter end and then they said okay now we’re
gonna arm the
rebels yeah
so that they
could eventually
become al qaeda and hate us as well once they get into
power the whole
thing is completely
ridiculous but
our reputation
squandered it’s gone
wasn’t there a
point i remember being younger and being told
usa number one and believing that okay that’s what the
world thought they all aspired but now
now we’re a
bunch of scared old men
a bunch of scared old men that want to keep
everybody down i mean that’s what it seems like i mean
this whole country
seems like a
bunch of meddling fucks
you know and when it comes to the rest of the world
if i wasn’t american and i didn’t know that
most of us here are
as much victims as the people around the
world that’s just not happening to us physically
we’re just as
taken apart by this machine and pushed into a direction
outside of our control
it’s not like we want this to happen
the disparity between rich and poor in this country
is far greater than the disparity of rich and poor
in many middle eastern
places well
yeah man listen
we can’t get
started on that
again i’ll go on an inside job
you know rampage
about the financial institutions let’s talk
about fucking into
socks let’s talk
about anything let’s talk
about google
tv i watched
inside job the
other day steven
have you seen it have you seen it
it’s mind nulling it’s also brutal
but what we’ve done
financially is the same
thing we’re doing
with other parts of the
world as far as
with resources and
invading countries and dominating things
what we’re doing
things with
no regard whatsoever to the consequences and
no regard whatsoever
in how we’re viewed
and that’s the thing
about this inside job
all these guys
didn’t have any
problem walking with hundreds of millions of dollars
looking absolutely
ridiculous looking horrible
if they can get away with it they’re
gonna do it and that’s exactly the same shit
that’s happening
with america and
these other parts of the
world what’s
going on in iraq
where no one is mentioning the fact that
literally a million people are
dead over there a fucking million people died in iraq
and we know for a fact there was no real
weapons of mass destruction
we know for a fact
i mean just the
fact that everybody’s like yeah yeah yeah yeah whatever
keep going forward
like we’re not addressing that no
because joe we have to
focus on the important
things killing funding for
planned parenthood
and early education
because we have to do some serious cuts yeah we have to
we can only
drop so many billion dollar bombs isn’t the government
shut down right now is there no
government to
is this a part of armageddon
is this just one more
thing like those
dolphins died
at all in 2012 i thought
like the mines just got lazy and they didn’t want to
count anymore
they’re like fuck it alright much more
common kid than that it’s way more
complicated
when i seen
the procession of the
equinox it’s
based on the 26 000 year cycle
but you know it
doesn’t mean that it’s the end of the
world that’s the
crazy thing is
nowhere in the mayan
calendars does
it sends the end of a long count
it’s a new era that
doesn’t mean anything i mean
it could just mean that
you know generally
speaking humanity
develops in
cycles you know
that’s what the
hindus believe too the yugas
the whole idea of the yugas that there was
cycles of humanity and that we eventually
just by virtue of our design
we get to a
point of laziness and sloth once we have it all down
like we do today
and then eventually it
would spiral
out of control and then be the dark ages again
well either we’re heading towards dark ages or like
transhumanism
one of the two yeah
or both right
fucking you hoarding
all the information inside some gigantic electric city
where everyone’s in some hive mind
state just call this ion
barbarians outside the gate i mean
even if you connect to the hive mind i mean
if that does happen this
transhumanism actually does manifest itself
we’re still
gonna have people
that are living in guam
right how are we
gonna get them and put
chips in them
no they’re gonna be used to mine
the materials
necessary to make the
chips that’s how
they go some of them but in the
pacific islands you
gonna go and kidnap them we’re
gonna enslave them is it
gonna be some terminator shit
there’s gonna be some people i
think they’re
still gonna be living old
school yeah
no matter what you do i met some of
those guys i met
a group of ex vietnam
vets in the emerald triangle
that are living in a box canyon
northern california
it’s oh that’s
where baby counties
where they grow the weed dog
so what happened
so i’m up there and i’m chatting with this guy bea
smith who’s an ex vietnam
vet he was the
first guy busted by the feds after
it was like
legal state wise
and he’s growing in a box canyon with like 17
other ex vietnam
vets there’s
only one road in one road out it takes like two hours
to drive it
and they all live
there in a community growing acres and acres of weed
and are they doing it
legit are they doing it like on the
sneak tip dude it’s
and i’ve interviewed so many people
about this and even the most
legit guys have some shady shit
going on it
still seems like
no matter what
loopholes they try to pretend they’re exploiting
we take donations and we’re a caregiver yeah
yeah dude you have some shady
shit in your past and you have two sets of books like
every other dispensary operator out there
so don’t preach holy dude
i think you’re fucking up the
cause here no
throwing these guys
under the bus
man here’s my no one
going any camping trips with
these dudes i love the
cause but i do not like people there’s nothing
wrong with wanting to get fucking
baked there’s nothing
wrong with weed
what is wrong are people that are co opting the
medicinal marijuana movement
and claiming that
they’re just
stoners that are trying to make money
or like getting loaded
and they’re pretending it’s
their medicine
right and i’m like you know there’s no that’s me
are you are you
claiming it’s medicine
oh yeah it’s
medicine i need it
why can’t you just like to
get high i do that too
i do that too but it’s
about but i’m
seeing all these
but you’re right i
agree with you i know what you’re saying i’m
going to these conventions and seeing
these guys that have like new like oh yeah
sativa benoit
balls now it’s the coolest
medication you’ll ever get it’s like
you just found out a new way to get ripped or on high
for your asshole don’t pretend whoa
that sativa benoit
balls is this something you just made up yeah
but i’m sure it is that would
be awesome if it was real
if the dot com is available let’s go down
here this is belladonna’s new
video right
sativa benoit
people find
a way to keister
everything from champagne to
ecstasy to i’m sure there’s a
video online of a
young lady i think
her youtube name is nero soup
and she took dmt up her ass yeah
dmt up your ass
absorbs directly
into the bloodstream
like dmt didn’t get any harm i
wonder if you
could do that if you snorted
i don’t know
you know what i
think that the internet’s
gonna happen like how the government’s
gonna get involved instead of the doing the kill
switch i almost
think that they’re
gonna do what
like web hosts have been doing lately which is
yeah that used to be the old days web hosts were like
unlimited bandwidth unlimited this blah blah blah 20
bucks a month
neutrality yeah yeah
and i think the government’s just
gonna release hey we have internet too
you don’t have to sign up for this internet too
but if you want to it’s like a thousand times faster
but the only
stipulation is
because now web hosts are doing the same
thing it’s like hey
if you switch to
cloud based servers
you still get
everything else but now you have to pay for ram but
the way they’re
gonna do that is
they’re gonna turn the internet
you know now into that with net
neutrality or the lack thereof
so it’s gonna be you pay for the internet you get
premium superfast bandwidth access to the
stuff we want
you to have access to how important is the message
to people that we need to keep the internet free it has
most people’s one of them is
gonna be one
of the most important debates of our time i
agree you know
and the fact
that they were trying like i thought google was
gonna be good on this
i really thought they were
gonna be the good guy in the fight
and the deal that they did with verizon and the fcc
is insane it
basically says listen
your traditional
broadband not
gonna fuck with it bro
net neutrality you guys are good
that wireless spectrum space
we can totally
clamp that down
well how many people believe wires are in our future
none it’s all
going high speed wireless and that’s the way it’s
gonna be delivered
and they’re pretending like
they’re gonna totally
clamp down on that so
you’re gonna pay
for your internet it’ll probably be provided wirelessly
and then if you want
access to really good stuff
so at amp t
and paying more
at amp tm bing for life right well
my concern is censorship my concern isn’t just over
control of bandwidth and
stuff like that my concern
control of bandwidth is it
is you’re right you know
you know yeah the ability to disseminate information as
quickly as possible is one of the most important parts
about it you know
i think that eventually
we’re gonna have to figure out
how much control we’re gonna
allow the government to have over us because
people as a group
collectively
have to realize that there has never been
one thing in
human history
responsible
for more access to information than the internet
and it’s because of the free nature of it the free
you could put up a website
right now and
just put up the craziest fucking shit you want
and people will go to it and then it gets oh hey
check this out and
virally it spreads
there’s never been anything like that ever in life
except rumors
rumors were the only
things that had
been spread
like it took years
to go from one
place to the
other now it’s instantly
yeah like the richard gear
gerbil and the butt rumor
right that shit
spread over the
whole country
you know that
took it took a long ass time for that to happen
no pun intended yeah
no pun intended
but when you talk
about that’s the only
thing that you
know the the internet anything is
just like the richard gear gerbil of the but story any
literally anything can be
any new item that happens like
literally gets to your twitter like almost instantly
like my twitter is responsible for
like 80 of the
shit i read online
is like someone
tweets me stuff
you know like dude you
gotta check
this out it’s now and i just retweeted back it’s like
people are tweeting me the most fascinating shit
if i lived 30 years ago
this would have
never happened you
would have to
live in a university town and you
would have to either
teach or you’d have to be around students all
the time or you’d have to be in some sort of a really
challenging job
where the other people that around you were like really
creative and constantly reviewing information
right in order to get this kind of a
kind of a richness
in like what comes in
you know we’re so
lucky man and yet
i’d say what 7
of internet users take advantage of that
you know and
that’s the hardest part
and now it’s being it’s so convoluted you have no idea
where that information is coming from
is it remotely reliable
the internet’s just a
it’s a it’s also a clusterfuck it
is tricky because there was one
thing that i read yesterday
it was really fucking there’s a couple that i’ve read
but there’s one
about this this is the fbi freedom of information act
oh that website we can go and see all the
articles that are up there i
printed this one because it’s
ridiculous it’s a guy
named guy hotel
h o t t e l
i believe is his name and
yeah and he put out some fucking
freedom of information act thing
about ufos man
that’s crazy
but listen to what it says
an investigator for the air
force stated that
three so called flying
saucers had been recovered
had been recovered in new mexico
they were described as being circular in
shape with ray
centers approximately 50 feet in diameter
each one was
occupied by
three bodies of human
shape but only
three feet tall
dressed in metallic
cloth or a very fine texture
each body was bandaged
in a major it’s hard to read that
blogging to the
blackout suits used by
speed flyers
and test pilots
this is some pretty crazy shit
i don’t know if this is a hoax
i don’t know if this is horse shit
what year was this
it happened in 1950 40
no 196 roswell that they’re talking
about or yeah
yeah a bunch of
midgets out
midgets trying to take over the world
crashing their shit
i just don’t know if this is
horseshit but
it is on the fbi fucking page it’s on the fbi
it’s the the the
the page on this guy
i mean all saying is that investigator
said right someone said something yeah that’s all it
really says i imagine that if there was if that was
any more concrete of proof it
wouldn’t be out there
still it’s one of my favorite
stories man
the the roswell
stories one of my favorite stories
because it’s pretty universal
that everyone saw something
and there’s so many people like
general philip corso
and the these or
admiral whatever the fuck is
title is but
all these people that were in the military
that saw things and testified
after the fact
and their stories are so similar
you know after like 10 20 30 years go by
who the fuck knows what you’re really remembering
right now who the fuck knows i mean
you pick up a
piece from someone else’s
story yeah i mean you talk to oj simpson right now
that guy didn’t do it he
might have some
crazy fucking
story in his head
where he really didn’t do it i mean who knows
but this new mexico
thing to me is fascinating because they
printed in the paper
that we’ve recovered a
crash flying disc
that the air
force had communicated
to the newspaper we have recovered a ufo
it doesn’t mean it wasn’t some sort of a russian
thing it doesn’t mean it wasn’t
one of their own
things it also
doesn’t mean it wasn’t a fucking flying
saucer either
you know but
who was saying all this like
maybe the reporter just like
asked some dummy that was like
or saw an alien no
i could tell you because i have it in the oh
yeah in the hallway i have the actual law
thing frame
paper article yeah because
it’s fascinating but no it was
a high level
guy and then the next day he had to come out and do a
press release and they brought pieces of
weather balloon wreckage
and they were saying oh
it was just this
i used to do a joke about it
they said what
about the aliens
all those are mexicans
they were up in a balloon they were
drinking some shenanigans took
place apparently they
mistook the balloon for a pinata
nothing to worry about
by the way we
just invented transistors with very little research
yeah yeah you don’t know that one
yeah that was my
the crashed
ufo that they’ve recovered the roswell thing
that was yeah that’s on 99
that’s to go along with my seti one
the seti one is it takes like
three million years for a signal radial signal
reach outside the galaxy
so you send out hello is anyone out there
three million years later what oh yeah yeah
man that’s been a while did you ever do the seti
search at home
where your computer would help analyze data
that they got back i thought
about doing it but i’m like you’re just gonna
hog up my fucking computer yeah
that’s the dumbest shit ever
what are you gonna do
listen if they want to talk to us they can talk to us
stupid you know i mean
that’s dumb
the idea that
we need to sit around monitoring some fucking
radio spectrum
i think that if anything is
gonna be able to communicate with us from that far away
they’re gonna be so fucking far advanced all you
would have to do is be in a different environment
where you don’t have the threat of asteroidal impact
that’s it that’s the big one
asteroid impact in a
stable planet
a planet that
doesn’t have all the crazy shit
going on this planet does with
super volcanoes and
shifting of the polarized caps and stuff like that
which you know we know happen
i do get the
notion of listening though for the same way that we
might be broadcasting something out like if you’re
gonna roll your dice
yes there are probably bazillions of
light years
ahead of us in advanced and intelligent but
least common denominator
maybe there’s another
human being species out there that is
still broadcasting i love lucy episodes and
hitler’s olympic
opening and you can listen for that i get that notion
yeah i get the notion too but i feel like if they’re
gonna get to us they’re
gonna get to us
right not to be
you know it just seems
like i love that
woman who the jodie foster
movie contact
with based on
fascinating that
woman is really doing that she’s
really out there in the middle of the fucking desert
don’t we need an
alien attack
nothing too drastic to happen but just a common
enemy to unite us all so we’ll realize that we are
human beings and get
along if we
could all band together then we
could really research some cool
space travel shit
and teleporters or wells we need
the most trippy
thing would be if we realized that
aliens came from not another planet
but another
dimension oh
from here but in another dimension that they were
dimensional
travelers and you know the concept
of dimensions is pretty fucking squirrely to people
but i always try to explain it
as if it’s a radio
think of it
life as a radio and we are currently
tuned in to 971
it doesn’t mean there’s not a 1011
right down the dial that’s just as vibrant we just
haven’t tuned into it
we’re just not
picking up that frequency
that’s very possible isn’t that what they were
trying to achieve with the hadron collider is obviously
studying black holes and whatnot but
the notion that they
could control that explosion
like if they
built one in space they
could control the explosion and that explosion
would actually be a portal or a wormhole
wow i don’t know
about that i know that
the black hole
thing was sort of
that sort of residual
effect of trying to create the higgs boson
particle and
what that is
is a particle a theoretical particle that only
existed milliseconds
after the big bang
which is also theoretical right
what they’re
basically doing is seeing what happens in
the extreme
conditions of the universe
and trying to recreate it
it’s a trippy
thing because
you know the idea is that they’re not
going to stop with this
the idea is whatever
findings they
learn from the
large hadron collider will be
applied to the next to the next
giant devices
yeah i mean when they
first came up with
atomic bombs you know that
was the peak of science
and since then it’s
accelerated and gotten bigger and crazier and
there’s some shit i’m sure that they’re working on
right now that we can’t even wrap our heads around like
when you hear
about quantum computing are you a computer guy
i’m a geek squad
member you’re a geek web member
yeah you’re a bad
motherfucker i can fix your modem when you hear
about quantum computing i have
tried to i’ve read
many papers on quantum computing
i take a deep breath and i read them
again and i take a deep breath and i read them
again i try to wrap my fucking
brain around
exactly what they’re saying but it’s so squirrely
it’s like whoa this is getting
awful lot like magic
you know this is yeah
but it’s not
magic that’s the beauty
the notion that
they’re also
going to control
biology they’re gonna
wrangle cells to do calculations instead of
creating artificial
leaves have you seen that
is the latest
thing they’ve created an artificial leaf that actually
has actual artificial
photosynthesis
wow that’s amazing future
power and it’s
dude yeah the future i mean
i love that you
know i thought disasters
not to bring this to a much
lighter note but i thought disasters in japan
would lead to
of finely intelligent
adult conversation
although i hate the term
adult conversation
about energy in this country i thought
maybe would get us to solar and
looking into
photosynthesis and
other stuff and it
doesn’t you know what it’s done it’s done
started a scare fucking
scare tsunami
you know this
whole country is terrified
in orange county there’s a
fault line and there’s a nuclear
power pen right there what happened
that’s what everybody’s talking
about but it’s fine
to be scared by nuclear energy that’s
great but channeled that paranoia into
creating positive
technologies instead of relying on coal
and deep sea
drilling see that
would require enlightenment
and we are children
human beings are as
childish as we are allowed to be
you know and i i i see that
everyday i see that in having kids
i see that in just in
human being in lazy behavior people are as childish
and indulgent as they have to be
and that’s why we’re so fascinating when we hear
about some amazon
tribe that goes out and gets
their own fucking water with
you know hollowed out coconuts and
you know they fucking shoot
monkeys with
spear guns and that’s what they eat you know like
you read about that and you go
how resourceful like what a
grind they’re putting like there’s no room for
laziness in that
culture like
these motherfuckers are out there doing it
because we know what’s possible with
human beings
but we also know how we are inclined to sloth
you know it’s like it’s so easy for people just be like
yeah who cares
about japan they’re a
bunch of faggots
you know it’s so easy it’s so easy to
think like that i’m
sorry it’s just i
i have to listen i was
watching a video of a guy
squad on a mason jar and it popped in his ass
what we saying
about we say
that’s the most disturbing
thing i’ve ever seen
one guy one jar
love it right up there with mr hands
it’s right up there
have we touched on
well you mentioned something
earlier that i wanted to get back to about
what will we as a society
accept from our government in terms of control when
you revolt and all that stuff
and i’m still amazed
every damn flight i take
when i look at the tsa
procedures and i see people
just standing in those x ray boxes and
just filling
their bodies with gamma rays to prove that
they’re not a terrorist what do you do do you opt out
no i opt out
really yeah
you got a pat down every time
absolutely wow
absolutely and
there was just a
study recently that they have to retest
a whole bunch of machines because it was like 47
was the number
more radiation was coming out per machine
than what they estimated
i don’t need some dude getting a fucking
image of myself
on some box that he
could send around i don’t
know and i’m a little
dick don’t be lying huh
i would i would
never lie i if i were
if i were hung any better i
would be in jail because i would show it off every five
seconds and i like the way you think
yeah i just what you think
constantly constantly depressed at the sad
state of affairs down there there was a guy with a
micropenis that i got in an argument with
about male feminism
yeah and long story but the point is that you know
it’s become like a point of debate
where like some guys have been upset at me like what is
your issue with male feminism
my issue is the same thing as
women that are masculinisms
you know or masculinist throughout it
i mean any women who’s only into men
like men power and manpower
or even into it to the point where you’re promoting it
just promote equality amongst
human beings as far as the way we treat each other
but there’s something creepy about
male feminists
and that’s why i wanted you to pull up that
video brian and i tweeted this
yesterday it’s by
these guys that call themselves the conscious men
okay and it is like
an apology and
a manifesto
i’ll read the description
an apology on behalf of men or
apology two women
apology to women
and on behalf of men to
women because
they are conscious and they were trying to get in
touch with their femininity
i’ve never seen a bigger group of
what look like date rapists and
creeps and just
annoying fucking weak ass bitches have you been to
comic con no i haven’t
is it different
is it worse
watch this though you must see this
you have to see this
for folks living
living don’t listen to me no matter what i say
listen even if you
agree with me i’m an
idiot listen
listen to this
stand before you
today is men committed to
becoming more conscious
in every way
we feel deep love
great respect
and a growing
by the way the man talking
his name is gay hendrix
we also feel deep sorrow
about the destructive actions of the
unconscious
masculine in the past and present
we want to apologize and make amends for
those actions today
so that we can move forward together into a new era
of are they peeing on a
spoon what is
that sound of that
you know what that is that’s a fountain bro
they’re calm they’re enlightened
while listen to the music
listen to me
in you and in all of life
i know that we all have access to the full spectrum
of these energies if you
see this guy you realize how fucking creepy this sounds
awareness this has got to be a
viral for skittles
all dualities free
i admit it i can only
think about
kevin ripon
and livian munn
i can work with this big dick
and this was the
music i’d play when i was doing
that look at
these guys look at
these i know
that in order to
truly honor you as a
multi dimensional woman
i must stand
fully present by myself
and owen the gifts
i bought drugs from him
absolutely look at this guy
rapist by inerturing each
other in a conscious way
clearly look at his eyes
he’s got an
ankle bracelet
or two respect
and by worshiping a divinity expressed
in the masculine
and the feminine
that guy’s full of shit that guy’s just looking for
pussy look at his little
smile at the end has
often been unconscious i feel so
these all look like people that went to a camp to pray
their gay away
you know i mean like that
stare the eyes they all
this guy’s reformed he’s totally into
pussy now yeah
whoa what the
is that from wicker man
it’s a woman burning at the
stake they’re showing a
woman burning
it’s like women burning at the
cross here’s what you don’t
understand fucko that burning at the
cross thing was explained
relegated you to subservient chores
force you to hide your faces and even cut off your
organs of sexual pleasure
well that i
i’m getting a little extreme though i’m
aware of the
forces of the
unconscious
masculine psyche
pouty there
this guy does not have a
masculine psyche
many of the men who have oppressed this guy’s masculine
psyche in his mouth
among the living
many men may
not be able to apologize because they remain shackled
in a prison of anger fear
you’re a shitty poet dude on behalf of my gender
i apologize to you don’t you say shit
on my behalf
i know when we were
angry scared
and then the grip of destructive forces
in our psyche
i choose to no longer
contribute to
those forces
his room smells like it’s wood
paneled and stained
with tears and
blood now he
smells like faggotry
he’s not gonna stop is that
the poker player guy
i acknowledge
is this the most
ridiculous shit ever yeah so what
a thousand years
been mainly
founded by this guy propagated
by men we’ve
often acted as if we
had brody stevens
and god in the spiritual life
now we are present
with an invite to guys
this has got to end with an invite to a drum circle
this be contest
he just got done selling meth
inclusive spirituality
to honoring the stand away
the hard limit
i honor your deep connection
to the earth
as man all right so i have an any now was that
the point all these guys
just crawled back into my stomach all
these guys are willing to roof you domination
we mistakenly believed
that expansion
would protect us from encroachment
and in the process we violated
the sanctity of the earth
okay stop it
i can’t watch it right
i understand that they have
good intentions and i’m sure they’re not really rapists
but you gotta understand
folks you’re all
what we would
classify as
weak ass bitches
and that’s why you’re feeling this way and that’s
why you’re feeling like you need to go out and save the
world and make
these women
look women are
gonna be fine yes but what if they
should all be nice to
women absolutely
other than making youtube
videos they’re trying to look cool they’re trying to
they’re trying to get really broken
women to like them
you know the kind of
women that like they can’t attract
them they’re not interesting they’re probably not
successful they’re not intelligent
they’re not swole
they’re not
sexually attractive
they probably have nothing
going on those guys
have a mistress
that puts them
in a diaper in a cage and whip them i don’t even
think that that
would be too exciting
they have less than that and they i
think they have that i
think they pay for that really out the nose i
think you’re just fucking speculating at this
point well aren’t we all
that’s what the
world is right
let’s speculate away but what they
are is weak ass bitches and we don’t need that what
those men need is
stakes and squats and boot camp
and someone who gets them a fucking interest
whatever the fuck it is man so let’s make an apology
video on behalf of men for them we
should that’s what it
should be we
should dear
weakass pictures of the
world dear women
dear women who have been
you know compromised by these
knuckleheads that try to
pretend that
men aren’t men and
women aren’t
women and there’s some sort of a hybrid that you can be
you can appeal to the
women and embrace your
feminine energy
dude i’m sorry you’ve had a
crate and barrel
magazine humping douchebag to walk over your whole life
but i promise
i will waltz into your bedroom
choke you during climax
and probably spit in your
mouth if you can’t gorilla fuck a
chick you better know some poetry
that’s the reality you better know how to
write some shit down and make it
rhyme you better know what
kind of flower she likes you better be good at massages
and if you’re
lucky she’ll
and she’ll probably barely be wet she’ll
lay there like a bag of sand
she’s not really
into you dude cook her
salmon but her
trainer might fuck the shit out of her
i’ll tell you that her
trainer might fuck her in a parking lot man he
might just whip out his fucking hog in a parking lot
you never know man
right on the pilates machine you know why
here’s why you’re ready you’re
ready we’re animals okay we’re not perfect yeah we’re
evolving yeah
the ideals great
be nice to people that’s all good
but here’s what you also have to do you
gotta be a fucking man if you want
women to like you you gotta be a man
that’s why you
don’t like dikes why do you not like dikes
cause they’re
weird it’s not like
they’re not being a woman
it’s not it’s not even though she’s a woman
what’s not sexy
about it well there’s some
weird thing there she’s acting like a man well
guess what fuckhead
women think the same way
about men who act like
women all right
men want women
women want men
it’s really that goddamn simple
you can’t be some fucking hybrid to fill in the gaps
and and take
you can actually do whatever the fuck you want to do
i mean who am i to tell you
but you know you’re just
gonna get into it science
has evolved to where you
can actually
create the gap for yourself you can’t you can’t do it
you can do it she’s a man now i just got
i thought it was the
girlfriend telling me to shut the fuck up and she said
right on it
i was like okay cool
dude she sent you a text yeah she texted me
oh no i love that how long you been
dating a girl
i think officially
about two years now
two year pimp
music dude so you
never dated olivia
mcmahon you were dating the
whole time to another girl what did you call olivia
he’s got just
mud dicks in his mouth
were you in that apology video i think
a lot of the internet always
was kind of jealous of you that we never dated
you never dated never messed around never did oh
that’s a distinctly different thing okay
if you want to have you’re pretty
lucky that you can’t you cannot mix you cannot
mix those parents
you gotta treat them like they’re your sisters man
i’ve never had a
sister and i swear to god by the end of that run
i was like i know exactly what it’s like to have a
sister yeah
absolutely felt that way what does she smell like
vaginas and flowers dreams wishes burnt salmon
not salmon but you’ve been really
successful over at g4
that whole network
pretty much centers around a couple people you and
extended play
people or whatever it’s called nowadays but
how did you even fall into that because i mean
when i first
moved to california
i had no friends
zero friends and it was when the
screen savers just
moved to la
and pretty much
i had nothing to do i had no friends so i
would just go to live tapings all the time
just for fun because
i was a huge nerd
yeah that was
a cool show yeah so i got to hang out with like
the kevin rose and
yoshi and all them and
it was the only
thing i did
and how did
you were kind of looked as the bad guy i guess
yeah from the tech tv side of things
i was somehow lumped into
the evil empire that came and absorbed this network and
and we explained to everybody who
doesn’t know the history
all right so there was
a network called tech tv
based out of san francisco
which i was a huge fan of super nice
green savers
screen savers
call for help
and what was the dude with the
white hair that
would review games leo
no your tech no
adam sesler
adam sesler
yes yeah he’s
still on g4 he’s on x play
our game show
megan but there was this
weird sort of
buyout of tech tv it
wasn’t like some hostile takeover or anything like that
and unfortunately i
think that at the time
the merger was mismanaged it was sort of like well
i think network interests were buying distribution
and not buying content and that was the problem
and so it was just sort of like
okay we have all this distribution now let’s just merge
these networks and we’ll figure it out let it fly and
so unfortunately i got
stuck in a situation
where they were
transitioning a show that i loved the
screensavers
into this other show
without thinking that the audience
might not like that
you turn on the
dial one day
and it’s the same time the same kind of program
but it’s a different name with
some of the nerdiest
stuff stripped out and all that stuff
and so it got a lot of bad
blood which unfortunately
still exists
today on the
internet like i get it i always tell people
when i meet them that we’re tech tv fans that go like
screensavers i go listen dude i love that show too
you know and
i hope that people realize now it is a different show
and unfortunately the
transition was
rough and awkward and
i still take lumps
for it all the time when i go out what are they upset
about the most like
you said that the geekier elements were
taken away like what
they took away everybody all the people that we like
one of the coolest
things is that
before it all happened the
screensavers
used to have webcams they just put all webcams in
and the day it happened alex put on
this image which is
alex saying
goodbye everyone
and pretty much everyone on the internet
found out about it
first what’s
crazy is though i had the same hat
as him and the same
shirt as him
so i put i put
tss is canceled under it
and i had the same outfit and same hat on there
and that got around the internet so everyone thought at
first the screensaver was canceled
and stuff like that and you just do that as a scam
it was a troll as a troll
and then and then
you don’t know
how fucked up this guy is let me tell you one of the
things he did your fortune
he owned he owned
pepsispice com
okay when pepsi
spice came out
pepsi spice was like this
innovative new beverage yeah it’s
pepsi but it’s spicy
well this asshole
found out that pepsi
spice hadn’t gotten their own
domain they didn’t secure the domain
so brian starts a
daily blog on
pepsi spice
about going on a
pepsi spice
only diet and he
starts we’re only allowed to
drink pepsi’s only
to deteriorate your
body it’s fucking horrible tell people
is it still up anywhere
no i took it down
cause i was
pepsi so they’re
gonna sue me or something like that
but it lasted
i said in 30 days i’m only
gonna have pepsi
spice so it
started off
where you know the
first couple days i’m like i’m really hungry but you
know whatever
then it became
like i started getting open sores
i was fucking
pissing blood
and then it got to bad
where my dick is falling off
i was losing like 10
pounds a day or something like by
the way this is like 2000
right yeah this
is this is a while ago
a long time
ago it was probably
like 2004 or something was it 2004 were you here
yeah i was here
when i had nothing to do
except go to the
screensavers no thank
i’ll get it on but what’s
crazy is that i even had
radio interviews they interviewed me on
radio stations because they thought it was real
and then pepsi
started getting in contact and they saying
they’re threatening me so i had to kind of
i made my character die
and i took it down
but you can find it
still in google cache and stuff
but you know the
other thing how does that work
how does google cache
work google cache
is kind of like
rss feeds they grab your website
well it’s not like an rss feed they go out and they
crawl your site
whether you put it out there or not
and so they
crawl your pages
looking for keywords and images or whatever
they’re caching all that shit
so they basically have the
whole internet
saved kind of
to an extent yeah they really kind of to
a lot of broken images though but
sure but yeah definitely
done the internet wayback machine yeah
that’s internet archive
internet archive
yeah way back machine is so fun you can go
that work it
saves kind of a
thing based off the cache
it saves now
shots of sites there’s broken images and whatnot
but you can go back and look at yahoo back in the day
if you had an
old website you can go back and look at it
they can still
do i had a website 98 that was my
first website
thank god youtube wasn’t yeah
i was 10 years
old your old websites on there yeah me too
your old websites on there
but this is a question i wanted to ask because you used
to work with
laura foy yeah
i was her pa
laura slash
laura foy who’s that
really hot blonde
chick that used to be on a really cool show with
scott rubin and tina woods it’s called g4tv com
scott ruben does
live anyways she forgot
one day that her webcam it’s like
right when they put on webcams so i caught her all
these times just sucking her thumb
and she didn’t know the webcam
was on is this
something that
she like openly did around the office because
i even got photos of her when
she found out that the webcam was what
you’re supposed to do dude
what you’re supposed to do dude is not let that out
and find her
and put honey on your dick
what you supposed to do you remember i don’t
think i don’t i
think foy would rather have the the
thumb sucking
photos online yeah
then suck honey off a
member personally oh yeah you don’t know that she
might be really into that i’ve been willing to put
money on it oh you’re so
wrong i guarantee you let’s
in front of a webcam come on dude
she’s hoping the fbi is
tuning into that
she’s sending that message
when you’re frigging
our fucking
thumb you’re sucking a cock
okay if you’re not three
you’re sucking a cock
remember when kat schwartz put out
a bunch of photos and then somebody
learned about the
thumbnail being
saved in photoshop
what are you talking
about who’s cat sports cat
sports used to be also on
the screensaver playboy
like i personally signed pink slips or some shit
that right there
i didn’t see that
used to also
someone’s my fault
yeah he is very
sensitive i just
got what i meant
you are reacting to all the vile
from the internet
i’m actually pretty good friends with
or i’m friends with kat and her
baby’s daddy and
everything baby’s
daddy works for
south park and that’s how is
she the girl that was on she did
playboy or something no
no no this is what she did she released some photos of
herself like
model photos
and there were not not new
rc photos taken
by a friend
but what happens is like
when you put in
photoshop it saves like a
thumbnail of the
photo like inside like the information of
like the data inside the
photo like each
photo has data in it
like a lot of times it
has gps information or it has you know what camera was
taken on with the settings
where there’s
extra data in addition
to just the
image yeah so they
she cropped it before she put on the internet but what
it saved the original as a thumbnail
so when she released all these
photos people
found out they opened it up in
photoshop the preview showed the full original
photo of her naked
and so there was all these
photos of cat naked
which was awesome for it kind of like
paris hilton
to her career
but they were
not some of them were not the most flattering of
so explain this to me
again what happens is the original images were
naked it was like
photoshop to them
photoshop had a
feature where you
could publish
a web gallery
publish it directly to the web i think
it’s been a long
while but i
think that’s how the story went
so it actually published
layers that were shut off and
she had cropped one and
again the thumbnail was sort of
saved of the full
image even though she cropped it within the program
oh so how’d they access it
they opened it up in
photoshop to look at it and the information
transferred over in
photoshop so you can see the preview
and so then she just pretty much leaked all
these naked photos and
sue the fuck out of photoshop
for her own
ignorance i mean
it benefited
her it benefited you know
there was a program that
would look at people’s
photo bucket accounts back in the day and then
procedurally
changed the file names looking for files that were sort
of hidden or not publicized and so many girls had
private photos that they were storing or sending to
their long distance
boyfriends exposed
just by crawling that
there were so many cool
things back in the day when the internet was
still like people were
still figuring out when the
barrier to entry was high
the internet was fucking dope like
i’ll never forget the bulletin
board days we had to
know how to do a dial out telex program
and call some shady dudes computer in a basement
who was hosting porn and
where’s games and all that
stuff we were talking
about that’s all
well and good
but it’s way better today
that’s all nice
it’s very nostalgic
to go back to
those bulletin
board days on a
14 4 moan on cement
it was pavlovian
pavlovian i
would hear those
noises and immediately get erect
cause i knew that man
porn was coming
right doo doo
doo remember
we were talking
about wetricks how we were both
dreamcast fans but remember
going on aol’s message
boards and stuff and getting all like
every single
video game possible burnt onto a disc
and that was irc for that it was the best for
dreamcast you ever go into irc rooms that
was a real creepy shit yeah well i used to be a big
quake player
so i used to get on the irc all around were you in
the room when they released q test one
yeah no that was
quake one i was a quick
one i came in at quake two
yeah and i followed it
through quake
iii and into
quake iv quake iv
is when i really had to stop and grow up now it’s like
quake arena on a web
browser yeah quake
arena is a shit all of it is fucking fun as hell man
but it’s all it’s just
super time consuming we’ve talked
about it a hundred times on this podcast it’s for the
drinking game
quake quake
quake quake
quake quake haha
blacking out
you’re drunk now bitches
next thing you know
so google tv dude
yeah tell me
about yes please
you need to get in on it explain me this it’s amazing
so we’re in the kitchen
you pop this up and i made you stop talking
cause i’m like
this is too good threaten me with a butter knife
you have to stop we
need to talk
about this on the podcast
google is going to try to own the living room
and it’s going to be them
apple potentially comcast time warner and a few
others that are really
going to be making the play for being the gateway to
media and google is
crushing it
right now basically
google tv you can buy i have the logitech review box
and it has an hdmi pass through
what does that mean that means if you have a
cable box or a
satellite box
you connect that instead of
going directly to the tv or receiver
you plug that into the logitech box
and that goes to your tv and what
that does which no
other box really does is gives you
ability to layer information on top of your tv
all these other
boxes you gotta
switch to another
input and you lose the tv side of
things and it’s a different
experience and then you go back to your tv
this one at any
given time you have an argument about
oh what was that actor in
boom you hit the
search button
on your iphone your android
phone or the keyboard
type it in there’s imdb
up and running while your
stuff’s in a
picture in picture window
you want access to podcasts and
videocasts you hit the home button
go to their spotlight
there’s actually
a website that’s doing an app
where you watch
models go down a runway
and it tells you
about the fashion they’re wearing and if you want you
press ok and it pulls up the website
while the video is
still going you can
order it right from there
on your tv and it’s got a full web the box is a little
underpowered
it’s like a little netbook in there it’s a little
underpowered
but this as a step one is
there one that’s coming out soon that’s the
better one or is there a
better google tv than the
other is the sony
one the best i
think the logitech
is a little better than
the sony because of the remotes and the apps themselves
but as long as content providers don’t
completely fuck this platform over
which they’re trying to do left and
right because they’re also scared
it will be amazing
how are they trying to fuck it over by
blocking their content
who’s doing this
i don’t know if i can name names name name says
boycott let’s
start a fucking revolution together
i’ll tell you what i wanted to watch the
south park episode the
other day and i went and pulled up
south park’s website and
now again if i had my laptop
i can pull it up
right there and
watch the full high def
south park episode
sit through commercials or whatever be
right there when i
tried to pull it up on my tv it popped up and said oh
you’re trying to access this from a google tv device oh
sorry wait is that comcast your
block right now no that’s it was
south park so i
think that’s viacom i
think i’m safe
to make fun of them right
but it also did
on who blocks
it so does hulu
which is fucking frustrating
oh that’s so
annoying because
the same ads that
their worry is that the google
experience is too good you’re sitting on your
couch and this content that’s for free on the internet
is easily accessible
and i go well
it’s the same ads and the same content that i’d have if
i turned over here if you had a mac mini hook up your
tv and use my laptop
or use my whatever someone over there is not getting it
i’m willing to sit through the ad i’m willing
to make it worth your while
it’s like when i try to go
watch a movie
these days i don’t know if you
i tried to legally acquire content now
actually tried it the
other day i wanted to
watch jurassic park
so i checked my xbox
i checked my
video on demand
i checked the sony network
i checked netflix
i checked amazon
i went through service
after service
and finally said fuck it i went looked at bit torrent
there was the high def
rip there was the blu ray rip with all the
extras i clicked
and an hour
later i’m watching it on my tv
i tried to give somebody
money for that movie
and was unable to same shit happened to me the
other two it’s
basically the old guard
that hasn’t really accepted the new technologies
yeah it’s this new
thing and they’re scared of it and jurassic park that’s
ridiculous well i mean that’s one
jurassic park that
should be on netflix
streaming that
should do yeah
exactly i mean that
should be everywhere
it’s incredible when you get google tv man
it will satirize
you it’s that good
wow it’s really that good and it’s very
frustrating that people are
blocking content though
super frustrating
i mean look there’s ways around it but
is there a reason do they have a
legitimate argument
well is there a bill burr rss feed
interaction in here no there’s nothing that makes
sense just like that argument
they’re worried that
again the experience is too good
we can’t just give that content away how can we charge
extra for that
content like hulu says they’re working with google
they’re gonna try to charge for hulu plus
on the google tv or something like that
that’s fuckers
it’s nickel and diming left so you’d have to
pay for google tv
do you have
is it a subscription
based service or is it
free see that’s the beauty of google tv is free google
is free it’s terrifying and it’s a
great overlay if
we really found out
that artificial intelligence actually does
exist and what it is is google
and that google
figured out a way to fucking program the universe
and own everything
i mean it’s so weird
i use a government chrome browser
i use gmail
i mean come on man it’s gonna be
apple and google and
that’s gonna be the big
fight for all of your data and all your
media access and all your management
maybe google amazon but
fuck man it’s gonna be
right in there did you see the onion bit about
facebook being created by the cia
as a data mining tool
no fucking brilliant that’s
funny they basically said that you
know facebook was launched as a
secret program and it took off widely
successful they
never imagined that
citizens would give up all
their photos
their likes
their dislikes
their locations
checkouts it’s like imagine
forget google that’s the data set that’s scary
what’s that google long
longitude or whatever
where it just
tracks you all day that’s even
worse to me that’s you
yeah we were talking
about street
view longitude
you know what that is
what is that
that’s where your
phone pretty much so
tells your friends
where you are exactly
where you are you
could track your
girlfriend exactly driving down the street
and it’s just sending it to google
it’s a great idea
right it’s weird
it’s weird how it’s just
creeping up on us if it leads to better ads and my
email cool but it’s just amazing how fucking ambitious
google is they’re so ambitious
i mean that do this and the
browser and cars that
drive themselves
aren’t they working on an operating system
they already have
chromium it’s
based on chrome yeah
and honeycomb for
tablets which is
gonna be awesome
their operating
system is available
right now you can download
chromium for certain
netbooks you can hack
it right now have you
tried it yeah
it’s not where it needs to be net
the idea is that in the future
cloud computing is
going to lead to i mean we’re going to
laugh at the
fact that this has a processor that has a processor
that computer behind you has ram
and chips in it we’re
gonna laugh at that what a
waste of resources it’s
gonna be oh yeah
your phone’s
gonna be streaming
basically yeah
basically all you need
is whatever
technology needs to happen to
stream a high def
signal at 60 or 30 to 60
frames a second to whatever device there is
so the idea is that in the future
you’ll just have a
screen or you’ll walk into a
hotel you’ll sit at a terminal
you’ll punch in your info or it’ll
scan your retina
or you’ll pee in a cup however they’ll do it
and all of a
sudden your desktop appears like that
all of your shit’s on it you
leave you pick up your
phone your desktop appears
on it like that’s the future of
cloud computing
everything’s
going to be stored
and processed in servers that we don’t see
because it’ll be beamed
quick enough and it already
exists today
and phantom’s
going to bring it to you
phantom phantom
yeah that was a
vaporware console
but like if you look at onlive
which is a gaming service it’s not
quite there
yet but the idea is that you buy one box well
did you guys just geek the fuck out
shit yeah you did
right phantom was
a i just wanna
check phantom was supposed to be a console that
would sit in your living room
and pull games out of the
cloud essentially
and you’d never have to buy a disc or whatever you
could play from the comfort of your
couch and it’s like
streaming video games yeah
and it was fast enough supposedly to be able to play
where there’s no drop in
frame rate where you
could actually you know
and that was all bullshit that was all a
money laundering
scheme so some dude
could crash ferraris down to pan
canyon or whatever oh is that guy yeah yeah
but i remember that there’s a company called onlive
that is one of many there’s another app called iq that
was pretty legit
we used it the
other day and
it’s got its hiccups but imagine when
you log into service you’d see thousands of windows
streaming call of duty and streaming
gears of war and all this stuff
and you can go and
click on it and
those are actually people playing live
and you’re spectating all
their games and they’re all
streaming in real time
and then if
you want to play the game they’re playing you
press a button
it pulls you out of it and launches you
right into that game
wow that exists
today now it’s not
a five out of five just yet what is it now four
three probably a
three two or three
i think is what we gave it
but the promise is there
so that’s what google’s trying to
they’re trying to make this operating system where
you don’t store shit locally it’s all
google docs and google paint and
google image
video editor and all that shit it’s all
gonna live in the cloud
they’re so ambitious
it’s so creepy they’re
right they’re absolutely right on that one you know
like microsoft always
creep me out too bill gates always creep me out like
anyone who’s that ambitious
they’re trying that hard
like come on man
what’s going on
why does that creep you out i don’t know
cause they have so
many different products and they’re so
successful you’re very ambitious
no no not in that
way i don’t want to control anybody else’s information
you know the
thing that always bugs me like here’s a perfect example
like the ipad like
or the iphone
exactly i made a
video a long time ago
where it pretty much
broke down like one of the two
iphones and you guys actually played it on your show
where it remember when i had that
i’m an old iphone and i’m an old cell
phone from three years ago
it was like i have a camera and jessica
did that yeah
yeah it was a pretty big
video and stuff like that but
it was based on
basic things like the ipad
where the first ipad didn’t have a camera the
second one has a camera and
stuff like that
there’s so many
things like do you think
that apple is actually doing that on purpose
is that a part of
their market
totally i mean
they’ll do the research
and do enough
focus groups to
find out what features they have to include to make it
amazing palatable
magical revolutionary
whatever yeah so then they go okay
the next version will have all
these things just like when this launched without
picture messaging and all sorts of
stuff right yeah like
they know what the consumer is willing to put up with
especially those early
adopters that
picture messaging thing was
typing in the code that was the most
ridiculous thing ever
then you’d get
you go to at
amp t wireless
dot whatever and put in this
login in this past and it was a tiny ass little
image too wasn’t the full
image it was ridiculous
what’s ridiculous
to me and not to get on a nerdy
rant but that’s all i really have to offer this world
is the fucking fact that if let’s say i have verizon
and i’m paying 40
bucks a month for
their data plan and at amp
t is no better
and then if i want to
tether that
phone to my laptop
to use this as a modem
i gotta pay an extra fee
but it still
eats away at the bandwidth that i’m paying 40 bucks for
is that because
the fcc and
senators don’t realize that
it’s all the same bandwidth
no i think it’s verizon
making money
yeah well of course
verizon’s kind
of shitty with the fucking
if we get that
changed at amp
t does the same they charge you
extra at a tether but it’s the same bandwidth
that i’m paying
monthly for
verizon is shity
screwed to use that
their data service is not very good
i had a at amp t
phone of iphone and then i got a verizon
iphone recently
and one thing
i noticed is that i’ll have a full 3g signal on verizon
and then i’ll
start downloading something
like an app or something and it’ll kick off 3g
at amp t kicks you off it kicks you
off better than verizon
yeah have you seen their lte
network long term
evolution no
that shit is fast
yeah that’s new
right yeah it’s
where is it
where is it have it
verizon’s is out no
but i mean where oh
can you get it
everywhere i don’t know
about here you can get in los angeles
yeah it’s a
pretty it’s pretty common spotty
spotty spotty
by the end of the year htc
thunderbolt has that right
that looks pretty badass
i mean like we were
even in our little
studio which is like
it’s kryptonite to all signals it’s a little shoebox
but in there the lte
was as fast as a
cable modem was
wow and so the idea is
again the whole net neutrality
thing that i’m
worried about
you’ll buy a verizon
wireless lte router
for your home
and you’ll wirelessly pull down your bandwidth and
share it with everybody else
cause it’s that fast now wireless wow yeah
there’s a lot of
things i have to change a cell
phone so like i have batteries
palm pre plus
i got stuck with the verizon
i went out so bad and it’s
gonna cost me now
350 to cancel
and i’ve had it for a year and
a half almost a year and i just want to cancel i just
yeah that phone seemed real
promising before
it actually came out and i was like well it’s kind of
shitty and wonky they
dropped it dude i got
a new droid a droid 2 global because
i love verizon
service i had a
blackberry before
and i wanted to get verizon
service but i wanted it to be global
so i said oh well here’s a solution
all these people love the droid i mean i
heard howard
stern talking
about how he loves his droid
i got it it’s like
a drunk retarded iphone it’s like
stupid and like
the first time i used it i go to
slide the screen to open it up
and it’s like
shake stutter
shake stutter
shake stutter
i’m like whoa whoa whoa whoa really
this does dude
it doesn’t even know how to harness
how much power it has that
thing it’s scared by its own ability i
played with it for 20 minutes and the battery was half
drained and i was like you
gotta be fucking kidding me i mean that’s ridiculous
like i can’t even fuck around and just
play with it i went online i
checked what it looks like on one website i
checked my email
20 minutes and it was half
dead i was like that’s just preposterous
and people like oh no you
gotta get a
mobile application command
a power command and
shut off this and do this it’s like no i didn’t i don’t
wanna hack my devices anymore i just want them to work
and that’s the
fundamental there’s so many people that have this
thing about
fuck jailbreaking man that’s too complicated
there’s so many people though that have this anti
apple sentiment
you know there’s a real like
these threads come up on a message
board all the time and it’s so dumb
it’s the dumbest conversation ever
everyone’s like
metroverse bags
that’s the number one argument max
if i was a fucking fag and i
could use a
mac i didn’t know how to use a real computer
but if you want to buy a
tesla at the
genius bar you can by swallowing
really it’s a
it’s a little non
what about girls it’s
apple care what
about those girls the genius
alright i’m
gonna swallow them too absolutely
swallow whatever they’ve got
whatever you got
the biggest
shoot the biggest
i’m hardcore unix guy command lines only
switch to windows
i was a network administrator back in the day
when i switched to mac i’m like listen
shit works and if i really want to
drill down and get deep i can
pop open a terminal window and do whatever i need to do
the people that
are anti mac just like the mac people who are anti pc
it’s a team
it’s a dumb team
thing and the macs are the
liberals the macs are the weak pussies and then
for macs the pcs are all
sarah palin’s
same thing with consoles like playstation owners like
fuck you 360 fanboy
xbox owners like
playstations for douchebags
no one wants to be
wrong no one wants to
admit that they
might have bought the
console that has a problem or
spent money on the game
that had a problem they
don’t wanna be
right and it’s like you know what you’re not
gonna be right all the time that’s with
everything so
shut the protestant
versus the catholics
you know that whole
mac versus pc
thing it’s such a strange one though to me
i wonder how
many people like whether they’re politicians or
people trying to appeal to a certain
class of society
will choose
a pc over a mac
to let you know hey i’m a part of the proletariat
like obama saying hey i got an ipad
when he made a big deal out of that
yeah like i use an ipad i’m a president of the united
states yeah must
be right yeah sending
a message this is a higher end president this is
a more connected a
multi touch sensitive
he was the first
president to
bring a laptop to the
white house
are you serious yeah
yeah well i remember he
wouldn’t give up his
blackberry at the time
which i thought
was cool yeah because it wasn’t secure yeah
one thing i wish the ipad had was i can’t believe it
doesn’t have is multiple
users i hate it when people want to like borrow
my ipad i’m like okay i’m logged into facebook twitter
email everything i mean girls
yeah girls why
doesn’t that that seems like a basic
thing that i
should have by now this is what you say listen
bitch get your own
that’s what you
gotta say you
gotta fuck her correctly
okay leave her all
panting and
sweating then she goes can
i can i use your ipad you
listen bitch you know i love you
get your own fucking ipad
and she’ll giggle
haha and she’ll drop it
why cause you fucked her correctly brian
okay is that therein lies the
issue yes or get another ipad you can have mine
and just fucking use it all right deal
give it to her tell her she
could use it as long as you’re looking over her
shoulder because she’s in like a downward dog
position yeah
and you’re behind her
then you can play all the fucking
dungeon raid you want did you
learn to play the drums
using rock band or have you always been a drummer
self taught been drumming for a
while have you been in a band before
several several
shitty bands jazz bands hardcore rap
metal bands
everything yeah really what kind of jazz
you name it i mean we did we
take five what
bands have the biggest percentage of douchebags in them
what music well i mean they all do it just a christian
douchebag you are
christian rock
jars of clarified christian
rock rules dude they
all you’re talking
about they all have
douchebags in them but i mean i think
that’s the number one
issue though with bands
right i mean
eddie bravo has been in bands his
whole life and he said the number one issue
has always been
dealing with
trying to manage
all the egos in the band it’s like hurting cats
and that’s what kills so many bands not cats it is
they’re running around like that
like i heard cats yeah
it’s perfect
and i’ve seen that with many bands that i’ve been
in but it’s just man it’s fucking hard to make music
these days as easy as it gets
with distribution and the tools to make it
it’s still really fucking hard to make good
music these days has that always been your
dream to be in a band or what was you
think i would
quit it all in a
second yeah i’d quit
everything in a
second to go make
music for a living
of life really
theoretically yes but obviously i
haven’t done that yet so how old are you
i’m 28 oh you’re
still okay no
you’re still young
tread on my tires no
you’re young if you were 38 i
would go ooh yeah
good luck of music
you know what
i fancy myself a non judgmental person
but i fucking
judge people when they
look at me and tell me that they don’t
appreciate music
and i’ve met a surprising number of them
recently who
tells you they don’t
appreciate music
i know a lot of people who say
i just don’t get
music explain
give me one
i don’t wanna hear your songs
you want me suck your dick or what
i hear you listening to your
music that’s the kind of hooker
kevin gets to
really really whiny hooker that doesn’t like the house
music i laugh that’s a
crackhead hugh grant type hooker
none of that that girl became famous for a little bit
yeah after hugh grant got that blowjob
so what like
explain i’ve met people that will say they’re not into
music and i don’t get that
cause to me it’s
a universal language just as much math but i think even
more so than math
it’s inherent
there should be a love or a
sense or an
understanding of
rhythm there’s something special
about it there’s something unique
about it that we’re not really addressing
right it changes
the way your physical body feels it makes you more
excited it does
things to you inspires you it makes you feel good
brings you back to moments of your childhood
it’s one of the most incredible
works of art forms of art that we have i agree
it’s so weird and
the science behind some of it
i wanted to know why
house music
was something that persistent thump
got me up and
made me want to move and it seems to move some people
and whatnot
and its lower end
frequencies are
triggered to primal portions of our
brain that we’re
sensitive to hearing
approaching animals and elephant herds and all that
stuff so it
triggers that
oh i better wake up be
alert gotta get
going and so that persistent thump
drives you and keeps you
going there’s so much craziness
going on so tribal
music like literally like fires up shit in your brain
you should wake that up to that morning
i play stampede elephants when i wake up that’s all i
listen to dude you need to get on a podcast with
eddie bravo we need to have you and him together
cause he’s got some
crazy theories
about music and
the 12 notes and the 12 astrological series
isn’t there a 13th
astrological sign i
think we just
found one yeah and it
shifted people
they were like oh my horoscopes have been
wrong i’m like
yeah let me
google that real quick
but i like being a leo i don’t want to be
a whatever i forget what i’m now
if with the new method are you really something
different yeah it
changed a lot of
people you were a leo before of course you’re a leo too
we’re both leo
what’s yours what is your date
august 4th and
your august 11th yeah you’re not a real leo i like to
think mrs leo cut you off
i’m still a leo
they cut you off are you serious
they cut you off bitch
let me say august 10th nope you’re cut off son
through september 16th
you were august 9th is that what you said
august 4th august 4th it’s over bitch i
know right now
like something gay you’re cancer
you guys subscribe to this perfect
oh i don’t know not really
i think miss cleo
got a panel together in her ivory
tower and said listen astrology’s
kinda we’re
using the google
searches let’s create a new sign
let’s check this new
crafty one though
o p h i u c
h u s how’s that
spell what do
you say that how do you pronounce that oh perfect
that’s the new one that’s november
twenty ninth to december seventeenth
so if you you have that crafty new zodiac sign
i don’t know you know how the moon affects
like the ocean
right like you know the
tides the tides and
everything like that have you ever thought that
maybe the moon
changes us because we’re like what 99 percent water
wouldn’t it
fuck with us too
like we would have some own tide and shit
going on and everything
does but but
is that a yearly thing is there the moon cycle
yeah the moon cycles year that’s what seasons is
right the real problem is it would have to be a real
radical drastic change for them to measure it
like it might just
because it changes the way you feel statistically it
might not show a significant jump as far as like
you know like disease or
heart attacks
or assaults or anything
crazy because i don’t
think there’s
ever been anything statistically connected
to lunar activity but
when you hear something like lunatic
you hear like the
expression lunatic
and then it’s connected to
full moons and
lunar that is
lunar that is the moon i mean that is ancient
there’s something to it there’s something to it
and it might be as simple as
when the moon is out people
start freaking because you can see at
night you can see at night
it’s a full moon
great i can see who i’m mugging exactly
i can see who i’m raised to asshole yeah
i could yeah
it could be that easy
they really
could i mean
that’s a big difference
or you grow up with imagery of oh full moon
and you hear that’s when the crazies come out in the
little towel and you go all
right now’s my time well that’s one of the
things i was
throwing off
mma shirts and go
punch them ladies
that dear woman
fucking no explode this dear
woman thing one of the things that pisses me off is the
women they’re not crosses excuse me burning
women at the
stake the witches burning witches at the stake
they’ve connected that to ergot
they’ve connected that to
fungus that grew on wheat because they had a late frost
and then it fucked up their crops
and the wheat
was frozen and then when you have wheat that you know
like if food
you like freeze food and then thaw it out and freeze it
again it’s really dangerous
yeah it’s not good yeah
and all of a sudden yeah and fungus and
one of the things that they’ve shown in
grain samples from that era
from that time the
salem witch trials was that
these fucking people were high on lsd
i didn’t even know it
they were eating ergot
they were eating this
bread that has this fungus on it and it has a massive
psychological effect
so of course they thought there was witchcraft
of course they thought they were
under spell you know
they were so confused they were high as fuck on lsd
probably massive
crazy almost psychotic doses
right well in
daily doses yeah on doses
upon doses of that i mean it’s not like that should
i mean the half life is there but
it’ll compound in your
system and by the way there’s modern
versions of
what the cia
did in france
where they dosed up an entire town
they put it in
their bread
and they monitor
these people and
dude people died they committed suicide they jumped off
buildings i mean
people lost
their fucking minds
some people
never came back and they did this across the
board they did this to children
they did it to old people
so we know that you can cause
mass chaos and
hysteria by just dosing everybody up with acid
and you know back then you didn’t pass on
bread there was no like um
you know gluten no i’m good
thanks yeah
you ate your
bread because
you know you
might not get anything i’m
south beaching i’m
sorry it’s cleansing
do you hate do you go
crazy when you hear people
cleansing i’m coming to
cleanse yeah
it’s not for me i’m not cayenne
pepper cayenne
pepper and lemon juice
that’s all i got
right now and i go to boot camp and then hate myself
but buy a purse and
throw up into it it’s
cleansing just everybody wants to
fix what they’ve already fucked up i did that shit for
seven days where you just
drink lemon
water charcoal
and you can’t eat
eat anything it’s charcoal
wait a minute wait a
minute wait a
minute yeah
charcoal is
one of the things you have to do you have to like
before you do anything you have to buy all this fucking
shit from gnc and one of the
things was charcoal
melt thistle
like all this bullshit
i don’t know why i
guess i would show you so you don’t die and i
think the charcoal maybe
absorbs shit
don’t they make you do that for poison i
think for poison yeah
it absorbs stuff
i remember that for dogs when dogs eat something poison
we’re gonna make them eat a fucking briquette
whenever i’m at the grill i
crack a little one and just pop it just in case like
5hdp you want to have it in your
system is that really good for you
brian i don’t
like it i don’t
think it is
it didn’t seem good for you what happened to
your what did you do with this cleanse
it pretty much made you lose weight
did you lose weight yeah
i was fucking
throwing up you’re eating charcoal
no no you’re just not eating anything except
lemon water
it was like 12 i’m
shitting on the
lever and we’re making dinner what people don’t
understand is that
completely fucks with your metabolism
but when you do something like that and you lose weight
where you’re just not eating anything
your metabolism
gets jacked and then when you eat things
it’s harder to burn them all your body don’t have as
much and it’s
not gonna have it anymore so it’s
it all it just
locks it all up
super lethargic
too but the beautiful
thing about that diet is
is that if you reintroduce food into your system
after 12 days you can find out allergies a lot more
accurately than
if say you just tried
might be afraid of rice or something
like you first start
off but people do it it’s not
doing it to find out if you have an
issue with people
no wait what it
does is it does
kind of it does
reset your system it resets
everything for you so then
you’re slowly introducing food back into your diet
so i think you
start off with rice
and you see and you immediately
could tell if
anything affects you with this rice and then you
bring in like you know whatever and then it’s
kinda cool for that way you analyze your diet
slowly yeah
and then you apologize on behalf of
all men on youtube that’s the next step yeah yeah yeah
i apologize
and immediately on
behalf of all men
for selfish behavior
please take me into your bosoms
it’s just so
ridiculous yeah what
about cunts
buddy what about cunts
cause they’re out there okay and i hope you get one
and i hope she wrecks it
she wrecks the
whole thing
joey should get a
letter and i worship you
oh wonderful
magical woman
sounds like superman’s dad
no the guy that came to kill superman
zod doesn’t he
sound like zod
the unibrow guy
wonderful women
i want to massage your calves with goat’s milk and have
a root for you
massage with yogurt
i want to massage your buttocks on
goats yogurt
i want to weep on your vagina
i’m not ready
i’m such a magical base
i don’t want to fuck you tonight
sweetheart i just want to look at it
these guys stare at it and read it russian poetry
these guys by the way have a
whole bunch of
other videos
where how do men find real
feminism inside them
feminine energy inside them it’s like
it’s edenami
get to a goddamn
powerlifting gym son
quickly think that’s what missing from
their life is
fuck yeah creatine
squats deadlifts someone
someone needs to fucking
tackle you at some
point in your life okay
if you don’t know how easy it is to get
knocked off your feet you need to know that shit bitch
you need to work on your base okay
need to work on your sprawl
get your shit together
all right the
fuck are you doing making youtube
videos for broken bitches
stop it dude
goddamn stop it you got no ground
techniques what you need play the frisbee kettlebells
i got them i’m
gonna make a
video i’m gonna show you guys how not to be little
queens i’m serious apology
video on behalf of
those dudes that’s a good idea we’re
gonna do that we’re
gonna do that
after we’re done
here today rev
in car engines yeah let’s do that
that’ll be our next
video blog we
gotta give a
shout out by the way to cory lost
chuck who did
these two videos
of bobby lee
from one of the past episodes
it’s on joe rogan’s website joe rogan
net he fucking
took like this
audio bobby telling
these two stories
and by the way it’s podcast 76
and fucking
hilarious he did a really good job on this dude
brilliant stuff
i forgot how
funny those stories were
and one of them is
bobby getting in
trouble the very
first day this
girl showed up at work he farted in her face
she’s sitting there reading her script
eating yogurt
and he walks up and
sticks his ass on her nose and farts
right on her face
and she’s crying and
one guy attacks him and
she was gonna sue
him and he had a
buy her a gift certificate
for brooke williams to get massages and shit
i love bobbi
lee’s awesome and the
story is just brilliant it’s so goddamn funny
and this guy put it to animation it’s so good man
he did an awesome job so corey
thank you very much man
check these out
thank you very much dude
those are awesome
and anybody else who wants to do one of those too
fucking get on that shit i know there’s a lot of
really talented people out there and that’s
look like i met
brian off the internet yeah
brian and i met him
yeah craigslist
i’m trying to
stick with my religion
i can’t believe
ja date even
exist like like what jewish girl a guy is
gonna pay for that oh no they will man
they only want jews
i have friends that are jews that only want jews
yeah anything
other than a jew
i mean whatever
the programming that they got when they were
young that shit worked
and they only want jews
there’s also like a gay gangster dating website
that’s hot which provide
hours or call
you have to google it we need to go i’m
gonna pretend
like i don’t have that one up the top of my head
yeah but there is a site just for that
which is great
yeah i used
to work at gateway computers and the day that joe
called me up was like hey you
wanna move to
california and do
videos for a living and all this shit
i was like okay
and so i go
to my boss and i’m like hey giving him a two
week notice he goes actually i need to talk to gateways
closing all their
stores i’m like
oh and he’s like
you’re gonna have a two
month severance pay i’m like oh
so yeah i’ll take
that severance
really well
he was putting up these
funny videos
on my message
board and this is fuck man i was like
was it 200 was
free youtube i was just really good at concumc
compression
that’s all it took back in the day man i made shit
videos on the internet but i knew how to
access to servers from my internet provider that i
started so we just
streamed all sorts of shit on real player
and brian you know
comes off very strange
on the podcast sometimes and some people complain
about them but that’s
the reason for that
is he’s just very
weirdly creative he’s a very odd guy
and these videos were fucking hilarious
we have to put them somewhere
some of them up somewhere
the one that you did were
you there was
a guy who this was
after he already moved here
who was giving him a hard time because this guy
was kind of jealous that he got this job working for me
so brian made this
video goofing on him that
yeah it was like
yeah he had a baby
he just recently had a baby he was
married to this girl that looked like
from the girl from
look like harry potter
and so i just made this pretty much
what two minute
video a minute and a half video that
that just was like oh you want to fight here
i was good at
flash animation at the time because when flash
first came out when it was like
shockwave instead of
shockwave is what it was called
macramedia shock
radio yeah they
loved my videos i did so
some person from adobe used to send me
flash like flash
10 20 like this really expensive software
no one had access to this because it was too expensive
so i used to
learn that shit back in the day so i had to make all
these flash videos
now i can’t even
touch flash it’s so fucking impossible
since adobe
was okay okay
i just went to gaydemon com
is that the
whoa this is that is the best website
ever ridiculous
i’m looking for your gay you’re telling me
about your gay gay
dating site
so i go to gay demon
look at this you you
it’s so ridiculous oh my god
it’s so preposterous and ridiculous
have you seen choa niki
let’s describe to
these people what we’re looking okay yeah yeah
we’re doing this this is
cause this is most people are gonna hear this on audio
and they’re gonna be on
their in their car on their way to the gym or
you know on the fucking treadmill well
tell them to imagine that picture
gaydemon com
there’s the
angel and the
devil the classic
angel and the
devil like from animal house one on each other
well the angel
is on one side and he’s this buff
gay guy and he’s got a guy sucking his dick
and then below him
there’s a guy
sucking that guy’s dick and eating that guy’s ass
and they’re the same
guys doing both no no no
other guys they’re like is a
stack of guys like one of
those cheerleader pyramids
and it’s all
dude a human centipede
sucking guys
and fucking guys in the ass on both sides so the
devil’s getting his dick sucked
and the angels getting
his dick sucked and they’re like looking at each
other like hey what’s up we’re getting our dick sucked
by the way this
whole thing wasn’t so bad
i haven’t even seen any fire
yeah heaven and
dragons fucking
hard there seems
to be no difference they both dragons
fucking dicks
oh yeah google dragons fucking cars that’s a
great website
all fucking car it’s all like
anime of giant dragons fucking cars in the tailpipes
that’s awesome gas tanks
i hung out with the
asian from human
centipede he had a
party and i was invited to a party
stay ever heard
it was the craziest
thing ever you go to his
house he had like all these like
statues of the
human centipede all over his house
it was creepy i wanted to film the
whole thing but you went to win
you went to the guy who created the
human no no no the japanese
or the asian guy that had centipede
human centipede
so he has this all over his
house so he’s
proud of it he had a party
no he had a
party and at his
house he just happened to have all these cool
statues all out through his
house of the
human centipede like i don’t
know there were
promotional
promotional
or whatever
or plaster molds of himself and a couple buddies
yeah but interesting enough i was trying
to dig and i
think he’s in the
sequel somehow
so i don’t know you
wanna hear something funny
something someone
wrote on twitter
about this conversation
he wrote consumerism with all
these exclamation points
it’s ugly talk
about deeper shit you whores
oh what you know listen you dumb fuck
okay we’re talking
about fantastic
technology and the creation like
human innovation the creation of an m3 or
an apple laptop or anything
we’re talking about
spectacular new
things that are in our
world right now it’s not just
about consumerism
and getting
wrapped up in this whole
hey i’m not into money man
i’m not into consumerism man
like just shut the fuck up okay how did he
how did he send that
tweet yeah did you not
yeah what is your
phone what is it computer stupid
yeah you live in a
house you dumb cunt
i’d like to
see what it’s from
i don’t care
i don’t care he’s a
he’s a piece of shit
i just want to address this
whole retarded
mentality to criticize
other people’s interests
especially other people’s interest when it comes to
things that you can’t attain
so all of a
sudden these
things that you can’t attain become
evil things or bad
things or negative
things we all have fucking
transportation whether it’s a bus
or whether you
drive your own fucking car
we all have
transportation okay no one
unless you are living
in a solar powered
house and you ride a fucking
horse everywhere
okay everyone’s contributing nobody
that’s listening
to this broadcast
right now exactly who
doesn’t have
access to something you got a carbon footprint
motherfucker all
right and this idea that
somehow or another like looking into this
technology and
objects and things
it’s not being obsessed with create or
acquiring diamonds and walking around and
covered in jewels that’s
not what we’re doing what we’re doing is looking at
the incredible shit that
human beings are creating
and how nuts this is and
how different this is in just a few years ago that’s it
all right you
stupid fucks
it makes me it’s not
trolled man
it’s a mentality
that comes up over and over and over
again and it’s
mostly a justification of failure
it’s a justification of either the lack of ambition or
their lack of participating in some sort of
a materialism quest
you know they’re not
in the game at all so they criticize the game you know
i give a fuck
when i see there’s a guy in the hamptons it’s got some
180 million dollar
house it’s the most expensive
house ever and it’s gigantic
you know what
i don’t say
fuck that guy
that fucking
capitalist i go wow
that’s incredible like that guy went for it you know
that’s what i think
now here’s the thing
maybe that guy
doesn’t subscribe to the game
maybe he is capable
of playing this game
but he’s on twitter
criticizing you so
again unless he you sent a
carrier pigeon
to deliver that fucking message
he’s playing
the game somehow exactly he’s just not playing the game
using a fucking computer
you know look we’re all a part of this weird
thing called capitalism
or this weird
thing which
capitalism is just sort of an operating
system that
runs society i mean that’s really what it is
yeah and i might
like apple better and you
might like windows better they’re all operating
systems we’re also
clicking the
same damn icon
i don’t believe that
capitalism is perfect by
any stretch of the imagination nor
do i believe as communism works
i think socialism is a
ridiculous idea because it goes
completely against
human nature
and when you start
criticizing people for
things that they’ve acquired
you’re dumb
there’s things out there that are amazing
a big screen
television is amazing
brian’s got 3d tv in his bedroom that shit’s
amazing oh that was a mis purchase let’s be honest
there’s no way no no no
no here you
wanna have your
throws hold on
i’m gonna roll my
sleeves up step back here’s my conversation
i went to best buy to get tv
i found the tv i wanted
it also had 3d
hot no no just a normal tv
and i was gonna get it then i
checked on my
amazon i’m like how much is this tv and they
didn’t like the tv on there was pretty much the same
but then they were like they had the 3d version for 100
more i’m like
fuck that i’m
gonna get the 3d version for 100
more so i ordered on the amazon got the tv
right then you’ll
never spend
then you get to
spend an extra 150
per pair of goggles then you get to
spend an extra 100
bucks a month or whatever for the special
receiver that can
deliver that amazon had this
had a deal if you bought it it
was for christmas or something like that if you bought
their tv you get free 3d
everything you got the 3d
glasses you got
two pairs you got
and you lose your 3d friends
cause no one fucking cares no no
sorry bob i didn’t charge your oakleys
you get to have a fucking yeah great
you have to charge them yes you do yeah well
i would not recommend a 3d tv is what i’m saying
but if it’s 100
more or something
small then yes
because here’s the cool thing
not people don’t know it makes
everything 3d
if you wanted to but it doesn’t do it well it
doesn’t do it well on
everything i
watch i gotta tell you dude we were at the i have
never seen one i
haven’t seen
his but i have seen one in person at the mall
or at best buy
we went to see and they had
monsters and
aliens playing
i think it might be
worth it just to
watch that movie
dude tronch
that’s the only
movie like when hd
first came out people were like dude you
gotta get hd
why you can
watch flamingos fuck
and the sun rise and high
death and that’s all there was for it
which i get you know your eyes widening
cause you like
watching flamingos fuck
but after three
months that’s
all there was have you played call of duty in 3d
i have played 3d games yeah
it’s cool the on
screen display
is a little further out in
front of your face you still wear
glasses you
still get a fucking headache you
play online
i play call of duty
gives you a headache for some people at
first at first the
first 10 minutes
you have your eyes then you rewire your
brain to go
cross eyed without
giving a headache
and now you’re totally gold
i think it’s more
crazy is this new nintendo 3ds
where i’m watching kids
holding up their 3ds right to
their face with this 3d shit and they’ve already
admitted it in
japan that or dr drew
admitted that that could
cause your eyes to bleed
and like people are already getting
fucked up from it and you know how kids are with
their fucking game boys they’re
gonna put it in their face
hours on end
smash who knows what this is
gonna do to
their fucking eyes man you’re gonna get
bluetooth or some fucking shit at the airport dude
but no no i don’t recommend 3d tv
augmented reality though
that’s that shit
what’s that
would you be able to in the very near future
you know google goggles have you
heard of google goggles yes
amazing so you
point it you
point google goggles at a restaurant or a landmark
and it analyzes what you’re looking at and then spin
gets you out a
search result
based off that so you
point at the golden gate bridge oh yeah
the history
that yeah so
extrapolate
from that that’s
crazy right now for augmented reality stop and
think about that for a second the
translation went up
think about that you
can take a photo of a
building and tells you what the
building is oh yeah
yeah you could create a message
board off of just that
photo it could
translate text in real time you
could have a
check in you
could have a menu
pop out of a coaster that’s
going to be a contact
lens at one point
right so well that’s yeah that’s
shifting 20 or
what but so that is step one
so step two is they have these
augmented reality markers that you can
throw down and look at with a webcam or with a cell
phone application
and it will
make like on the 3ds it makes like a dragon appear
and you can walk around and look at it in 3d and shoot
arrows at it that’s cool
now the next
phase of that is doing that without markers
so imagine this
and i know some people that are working on this
right now and i’m trying to get into space
you launch the app on your cell
phone you look around and it analyzes in real time
in the cloud
it looks at this
table and goes all
right there’s a coconut water
nutritional info do you want to purchase by now
there’s a wine
bottle oh i know what vintage that is from the
fucking thing you can look at the
microphone and tap it there’s information on it
everything that the
barrier between internet and real life is
visual rapidly
dissipated that’s
the next step and it’s yeah but it’s all
gonna have real time
tracking too so imagine hiking up to a
point at a mountain
looking over
a city and tapping it and having information on
that city come out having a communal game pop out of it
all that shit’s happening that’s incredible that’s
gonna be awesome i love
technology and it’s happening now
so fuck you
anti consumerism twitter dick yeah fuck that guy
apologize to
women on youtube
dear woman i thought we’re
gonna talk about mushroom i’m
sorry yeah i thought that was
the mushroom
trip tonight
well we could we
could i got a date tonight
you got going out with the mrs
where you guys
going red lobster
some cheddar
babies too dude it’s only friday
night we gotta
go to red lobster
what do you
think where do you go on a friday
night with the mrs yeah we’re
gonna go out to eat
check out a
movie i heard that that movie
source code is good
her source goes good your highness is great
your highness what are
you talking
about go see arthur what the fuck really no
i mean i like
i do like him
i do like russell
brand why he
entertains me i mean you have to be in the mood for his
quote unquote
brand of entertainment he’s the same character i liked
it so i watched him do stand up
i understand and i was like whoa
i like him whenever he’s a
guest on talk shows i got love to interview
him he seems seems pretty interesting
yeah he’s a fascinating guy
who is your favorite person
to interview like who’s the one person that you think
about all the time that
i can’t believe in the shower
in the shower
do doge i like
james cameron
james cameron i had a
blast check really
james cameron
yeah now a lot of people accuse him of being arrogant
but you know what i think
in order to get that much done as much as he’s gotta be
an obsessed
worker what he did yeah
i mean look at what he’s done but what he’s doing now
avatar 2 is filming all
underwater right
he’s doing the
whole fucking
movie yeah you didn’t know that
avatar 2 filming
underwater with
technology that he created
in order to fucking yeah to
titanic to film
underwater in
titanic i got to hold the 3d
camera that they used on avatar and i held it for about
three minutes and wanted to give out like my
shoulder it’s
crazy heavy and i’m like you held this
thing james like
you’re rich and
powerful enough to hire
40 people to hold this camera for you i was like nope
held it on every single shot ran
down ramps and did all that shit like
he’s gone host serious
but for all the shit that they give
james cameron for being arrogant or
tough to work with or whatever
he came on the show
had a smile
shook my hand was
super nerdy
about everything
and we even had him coming out with a folding
chair and smashing through a
brick wall and hitting
dummies he was
super gamed to have a good time and
he cut his head
on one of the foam rocks that fell the
second time he came on the show
with this big wall and he
burst through it like kool aid
like oh yeah
he picks up a
chair and he’s
gonna hit a
dummy with it and i see
this little spot of crimson on his forehead oh
and our show’s live we have a 10
second delay
so i’m sitting there
interviewing him
and i’m just seeing
thank god it’s away from the camera but i’m
watching blood slowly
trickle out of his forehead
and all i’m thinking
about is the publicist
and the studio and everybody else going like
did you cut
james cameron i
would have brought it up
right away yeah
that would’ve been
cool yeah that
would be cool i
would say dude
i hate to say this but i
think we cut your head
we cut you the fuck open your face
has up here
he’s not in
pain i’m so
well look i’m so
you could kill me
away with it but why
would he do that because he
could what kind of a cunt if you were the type of guy
that kills people because a foam rock fell on your head
you would you have a fucking
trail of bodies behind you like genghis khan
badass you’re really you’re really you’re
crazy he’s not
gonna he’s not
gonna kill you
you’re totally insecure
about this you need to be
more relaxed
about james cameron that’s
ridiculous i do
have an awesome opportunity there
to tell him
that you cut him hey look i
still get my
great interview
and i had photoshops of me fucking the navi so
i was on really
yeah i said like he was like the
aliens have to seem fuckable
is that what he
said oh that was his big
thing for pandora he’s like
i want you to
choose aliens
someone you want to fuck and he talked
about it yeah
i did want to fuck that girl
right when he got down with her i was like okay i
could see it
i could see her being attracted
especially if like
you’re big and blue too you’re like yeah fuck it up big
and blue too
but they like make
with animals with
their braid why don’t you jack his
braid into her
something like that
you have refinement
with your hair
oh madison slash fiction
that’ll hit the net very soon
yeah james cameron
that guy’s doing some
crazy shit right now man he’s
doing some amazing
stuff bummed i
never got to interview mitch hedberg
super bummed
about that and
super bummed i
never got to interview
leslie nelson
cause he shaped oh no
shaped my i just
watched creep show the
other day and i forgot
leslie nielsen was in it and ted
danson which was
crazy but that
leslie nielsen
growing up was one of my faves
i saw naked gun
recently and it was so
weird seeing oj simpson in
cause you forget
how as a kid growing up i
loved oj simpson everybody did you know
especially from that role
that was one of the
weirdest moments in
human history
when this loved man this guy who was like
he played the
game so well was so charming and only even dated
white women
so people didn’t even
think of him as
black it’s like
here’s this charming handsome
black man who
spoke so well
and then all of a
sudden he’s cutting people’s fucking heads
allegedly nah
yeah some of them
go i read the
i was in like
sixth grade or
seventh grade i
think and i had the chris
darden book on that
trial i was fascinated by it i was like this is some
crazy shit that’s
going on i got up
early me and my
girlfriend we were
living in north hollywood my
girlfriend bridget at the time
we got up early
and we sat in
front of the fucking tv
and watched the verdict
right and we both went whoa
we’re both like what is
going on like how is this real
how am i watching this guy get off
and he’s clapping and
it was a racist that’s why
and the glove didn’t fit
it was a little
bit of both
and it was also the
weird thing where
black people wanted
someone to win
on there they
wanted him to get it yeah they wanted him to win
because the rodney
king yeah well
that rodney king
thing fucked everybody up when you
watch a guy get
beat fucking half census with
sticks what
about that all
these youtube and cell phone
videos of like my brother’s a cop
by the way you
should beat that guy half
sense they should have just fucking shot him
like that guy was
crazy methed up asshole
he was high on pcp beating the fuck out of cop he was
fighting them
they had to hit him with
sticks yeah
they definitely got out online yeah they
definitely got a little
crazy but the notion that now you can’t again
i fucking love cops
truly do my brother’s
one he’s one of the good ones and i respect the shit
out of what he does every day
i read teleprompter i read words
he puts his
fucking shit in the line
i know a lot of cops but with that respect
for cops the notion of not being able to film them
when they’re performing
their duties ridiculous
ridiculous and the fact
that people are getting
their cell phones taken away
and getting arrested they’re not even part of what’s
going on they’re
getting arrested for invasion of privacy yeah
that’s fucked up
there’s actual laws against
videotaping cops
while they’re doing their job
this is ridiculous
do you see that guy in seattle that
punched that
chick you ever see that
there’s a bunch of
black women
and he’s a little
white guy and he’s arresting one and
this other black
woman comes
along and she’s
pulling the girl away
and she pulls him away she grabs a hold of him
and he turns around and
blasts her right in the face
and then you know
other people are filming like oh shit no he didn’t
no he didn’t
right like wow
like this is like this is what it this is
chaos what you
filmed here the
eight year old boy that got pepper
sprayed pepper sprayed at
school what and they’re like that’s fucking excessive
force excessive force
and sprayed a cop pepper
sprayed him
and the mom is suing
the cops in the
school district and everybody overnight
the headline of that you go
that’s fucked up who pepper
sprays me but
turns out he like held up a pencil in the
class threatened everybody said quote i’m
gonna kill all of you
motherfuckers
the cops came
up they were threatening the cops and doing
everything i’m like
your fucking kid was out of hand if i said i’m
gonna kill all you
motherfuckers
at a school and threaten
to stab people
i deserve a little peppers with a pencil yeah
which i mean it was
eight years old though
he was like
eight or nine years old yeah hey i’m
gonna kill you
shut the fuck up
give me that pencil that’s a
trouble kid
you should arrest his parents
that’s what i’m saying yeah you got a kid that’s that
angry and that wants to kill everybody in
class you need
to find out what the fuck they did to him yeah
absolutely i’m
sure the mom was a star on 16 and pregnant
oh that show
is out of control
lately on tmz it seems like
every day there’s a new
fight or a new person in your life what it seems like
just like we were talking
about with porn that porn’s getting
accelerating getting more and more fucked up
reality television
is getting more and more fucked up too to the
point where
how many people are getting pregnant
trying to be on that show trying to be on the show
it glorifies it it says well i’m
16 i live in the middle of nowhere and i have nothing
going for me i know what i’m doing i have a
child that will love me
and then mtv is
gonna give me a
salary to put
every moment of this on the air
oh it’s so scary
and sketch my moments and put my life to a
soundtrack that they can sell on itunes
and i watch it we live in
streams i watch
the shit out of that show
macy’s amazing do you really
watch it white bentley’s
great yeah my
girlfriend makes me watch it
really i totally do
wow without arguing
i watched for the
first time dancing with the stars
what the fuck’s
wrong with you
you know did you see kirstie
alley get dropped no i heard
about it you
should google that and i
heard that the guy was trying to make
excuses like
my knee gave out it’s normal
it has nothing to it’s normal when
you’re dragging a 400
pound woman across the fucking
floor yeah has nothing to do with the fact that she’s a
monster that she has
eaten herself into horrific proportions
she’s a monster
she took what was a hot shape
and for whatever
what is it is it
self loathing
is it indulgence
is it gluttony
she’s just eating herself into a real time
you have to fucking work at getting that big man
that’s shitty
yeah especially a
woman who’s like constantly talking
about losing weight
i mean her whole
thing is like losing
weight that actress
thing too yeah
that was her whole
i love there’s a kid on youtube who was testing
fruit gushers
have you seen that no he does like a
snack review he’s like
twelve and he’s already way too big for his age
and he does like he reviews thin
mitts and gushers and
eats them and then looks into his webcam and tells you
yeah that’s a must buy
hold on a second let
me keep exploring
you gotta look it’s
gushers must buy and it’s this
young kid on his webcam and i’m like
where are the fucking
parents man
that’s hilarious
where are the fucking parents
christy alley just
never got over diane i
think is that what it is yeah
yeah man shit happens dude
it’s a problem when you’re in a reality or
a big hit sitcom
or do you ever
ever have a weight
issue being in
front of camera like being
on camera did it ever get to you and like you have
to look a certain way or feel a certain way to be no
i’m fatter now than i’ve ever been in my life
for sure i could see it in my
fat face and i
could see it in my gut like i can i can
pinch i can pinch
fat around me it’s really because i’m
traveling a lot and i hurt my back
i popped what’s called a rib head
a rib head is a
it’s what connects like
some shit on your back anyway
point is when i did it i couldn’t do
jiu jitsu for like two months
and i didn’t lift
heavy for two
months either
all i did was just hit the bag
and i didn’t even do that all that consistently
so i tried to let myself heal up and in the process i
ate just like i always do isn’t that the
bitch of it yeah like you
you kick your eyes off the
prize one second and
it’s gone yeah it’s gone and muscle memories bullshit
but fortunately for me no it’s not it’s totally
real but not when
you’re in that two weeks recovering from an injury or
something else like
there’s nothing worse
yeah injuries are brutal
but it’s part of the game my
whole back is fucked up and i’m
still training through
it like an asshole really i need to go get it looked at
what’s wrong with your back
great question
yeah when you say
training like what are you doing i
started recently getting into weightlifting
yeah yeah just
heavy weightlifting i’ve
never been in
shape my entire life kettlebells yeah i did
was that kettlebells no
no just traditional
teach you the ways of kettlebells son
but i teach you the ways of men i did one of
those 23andme tests
where you spit in the vial and they analyze your dna
and tell you what your
predispositions are
right you know
and it was like
morbid obesity
was 999 percent
repeating whoa
and that was like a
so it’s a genetic issue yeah
well i mean
i’m predisposed to it obviously
predisposed
to more but obesity but looky you’re so lean but
i’m kind of the only one
in my family that is though and i kind of developed a
neuroses about it at one
point i’ve always
worked out so much i
never had to
worry about my weight on tv
but you know that idea that
it puts 10 pounds on you that’s complete
total horseshit that’s just
fat girls who don’t know what they really look like
and they see themselves on camera oh my
god have you
ever have you ever seen a
standard death
a standard death
stream stretched out on an hdtv
that will put down
that will fuck you
up real fast that’s like a heart
video but in reverse
you remember
those videos
heart remember this is the
first time they
experimented like how do we get this fat
bitch to look hot
we gotta fucking
we gotta distort her
frame and make
it look like we’re looking at her through like
alice in wonderland
seeing eyeglasses i saw a demo of software now that
for actually you don’t need
tracking markers or any
green screen bullshit but you film an actor doing
their performance like you normally
would and it
kinda does an xbox connect
style analysis of
their frame and
builds a skeleton
and then does
pixel detection
to see where they’re
i call them
renaissance fair arms
where the turkey leg hangs
right it sees where the
ren fair arms
ends right and
where the scenery
begins and you can real time dynamically
slide how fat thin tall or
short a person is
and it will re
render the video
to make actors seem bulkier
to make them seem thinner so
whatever there’s demos of it on youtube
right well that 300
shit what they did with 300
i mean a lot of people they showed the 300 workout
this is what they did to get in such amazing shape
no they didn’t
do you know what kind of a fucking diet you
would have to be on and how long you
would have to be on it and how consistent you
would have to be
the best shape
of your life
it would take years
and years of hard
training to
reach like wow
gerald what is the name gerald butler gerard
butler gerard butler
which if you see him now who did like
snl recently he’s fat
dopey and soft
it’s totally i
showed my girlfriend that i was like that’s
what that ends up like
what spartan looks like he actually got in
shape for that
movie i’m sure no
he did and they
added all that
other cgi shit
to him to make him look better than he really did but
shit shit that guy i’m not into him man i
fucking loved him in that
movie i haven’t seen it yet
i loved him in that
movie and then
everything i’ve seen in him
since then i’m like god man why are you
annoying me
you know how come i’m not always doing
rom coms now and although he did do that what is that
what’s rom com romantic comedies oh my god
you’ll work
how dare you
how dare you
rom com you
just dork out
you dork out
if you have not do i get a ruling bro i’ve
never even heard that i’m fucking industry that’s why i
know if you’ve
never seen a catherine
heigl movie and rubbed her vagina in a theater
oh missing out she’s another one man i liked her in the
first movie i saw her in what was that what was her big
movie the fucking
movie with seth rogen
she was oh that was a
i liked her
maybe i liked her because she was fucking a fat guy
i was like oh that’s really sweet
fuck that guy and then
and then he
never really
got a shit together and did read the baby books and
she’s kind of hot and cool and
at the end that one
night stand
slash pregnancy totally worked out
yeah knocked out
beautiful that’s how it works
you know that
um that other one that she did recently with
josh duhamel
that was his name is
i’m not gonna feel
the guy from vegas
the guy from
vegas very nice guy i did an episode of
vegas he’s cool as fuck
he’s the one who’s
married to fergie
from the black eyed peas
okay anyway
he did some
movie with her and it looks so i didn’t even
watch it i just
watched it on tv
on the movie on the
screen on a plane
i watched on a plane
while i was writing
and i would look up and get angry
angry i get
angry to help my writing
i’m listening to fucking hendrix
i would look up at this
stupid shit
and all these
slack jawed business face douchebags
watching this
stupid ass fucking
movie when you know what’s
gonna happen like there’s not a goddamn
shocker in this
movie it was no
devil wears prada
i always accidentally
watched the porn version of that movie
i’m always with a girl and they’re like oh my god
devil’s wear prada
and then we turn it on
devil’s wear nada
and it’s on like
every day and it’s always the same on what what channel
showtime showtime
always watching that i love that i had an oh man
i was so close to doing one of
those i had an offer to be in one that was
a porn yeah it was like softcore cinemax whatever
and i was gonna play like brad
like the camera guy who gets decapitated in an attic
after getting blown
and i so wanted to do it and just did not pan out
a girl that i dated
a long time ago i saw her once
in one of those
so i was on another date
i was at this
chick’s house i’m
flipping through the channels
and all of a
sudden out of nowhere like a
girl i did like a year before that was on this fucking
this softcore porn
movie it was like so cheesy and so bad
it was so stupid
it was but it was
weird you know
what was the setting was it
tennis instructor
i barely remember
we’re talking we’re
going way back more than 10 years ago
it was probably like
96 or something did
you finish i just
moved to la
so like i didn’t it was too it was a much bigger
much bigger
shock to me
because like just knowing someone and seeing them on
television like
being around
famous people when you
first you know like
moved to hollywood it’s the
weirdest thing like you don’t even
expect them to be real
you think they’re like holograms and
you know and
then when you meet someone in real life then all of a
sudden they’re on television
you know it’s like
still fucking
weirds me out man
now i’m getting used to it i’m pretty used to it now
but back then i was really and it was a girl you dated
then all of a
sudden you’re seeing her in some fucking
stupid movie or she’s making out with some guy
she was a girl that was in a show called
hardball with me
no that’s it i just saw
a preview for hardball the
other day it’s just confused
two stories
just confused
two stories
there’s another one this is another
girl from hardball is not a girl
that i didn’t i’m like i didn’t date that girl
i didn’t date that girl it’s a different
girl but that was another girl that i also saw
around the same time also in a soft car
i’m still waiting to come across like on a
euges or a red tube or something like that i’m waiting
to come across
something in x
and fucking high
school i know you know
i’ve never had this
bound to happen
i know me too they’re
playing the numbers
game and believe me i
watch enough to try to get through that
every day still not
found it imagine if you didn’t notice and you were like
cause like sometimes like you know when if someone
especially as time goes on
like ten years ago you forget people
you forget people you forget
you forget everything
and then you’re beating off
and then like halfway in the middle of the
video like i fucked her real life
oh my god why did
she let me do that to her back then i had a blab
yeah yeah your asshole’s sore
no wonder it’s sore
now i know why
i’m just happy that that
when i used to
like there’s been a couple times
where i fucked on camera before
and it was back when like webcams
first came out
and i’m just
happy that that didn’t that so it got on the internet
you fucked on the internet like
twice well that fucking what about that
thing man that can
and go back in time and it’s not
record that
imagine if it
could though
why that’s not outside
the realm of possibility i was just
drunk and i’m like did you
watch this you imagine if
streaming was
all recorded somewhere because it’s really just one
zero is going through a fucking computer if they
figure out how
to go back in time and
look reprocess your
fbi absolutely
have machines that are taking all the
copies of ones
and zeros that are spitting through the internet
right now so
right now data centers at at amp
t and little garden all that shit
they have machines that are
mirroring all that
damn machines that are i bet
this is true this is not
conspiracy theory
would you think
would you think
absolutely your documented proof
would you think like
15 years ago they were doing that too though like
not to that
level but where do you
think that there’s
going to be
technology to go back and somehow you know
get that somehow
that could be amazing
yeah i mean i don’t believe
i believe from
here on out whatever here is not this year or not
today but there has been there was a turning
point from that
point on all
those ones and zeros
exist somewhere
absolutely do yeah
well the really
crazy idea is that at one
point in time there’s
gonna be some sort of a computer that’s so fucking
powerful and that
computing power and
what’s capable
what they’re capable of extrapolating from any
given circumstance
is that what they’re
going to be able to do is see the
world in every aspect like
every single
thing about the
world today
and literally
put into a computer how did this get into
place how did this get into
place in relationship with that and go back in time
and literally
be able to recreate the entire
model of life on this planet
and life in the universe
everything from the very beginning to end
until they get back to
jesus creating it
which is only
ironically a few thousand years ago it’s that easy
they don’t have to go back very
slow six grand
but here’s the
thing they’ve
already figured out how to record memories
right they can really
they believe they can
put people’s
heads and devices and record those
electrical impulses and see
where they’re
going off in the
brains and then glean
the ones and zero data from that
right so i did not know this
how can you transfer it from you to me
well that’s
where they’re
still working on
they know how to record it
they can gather that data
it’s putting that data back into somebody that’s the
issue so imagine a near future
where you put on a cap
or you have your johnny
mnemonic neural implant and you go
i want to go skydiving
today double
click and you pay 4 99 for that adventure
and it plays back somebody’s memory that was recorded
of them free falling
what’s up what’s up
i don’t remember what you know the one julia yes
that was all
about that where they
put in memories
strange no yeah
strange something okay
yeah remember it’s like a man
like yeah i thought
i never remember johnny mnemonic
which was a
great shot of
netflix someone someone on
twitter i’m sure
knows what the fuck this is come on
it was weird
the whole the
whole idea of the
movie was that that that’s what you do you
would like put memories in
your head and
stuff like that well they can already record them
now the issue is playback so once they have that down
imagine an app
store for experiences
well you know i thought
about that the
other day when i was looking at my iphone strange
days strange days
knuckles bam powerful
i was looking at my iphone and it was
something that my
daughter did that was hilarious and i was
watching and i was like okay this happened
you know it happened five minutes ago now i’m
watching on this
video it’s so simple and so easy like
this is seriously like a time capture yeah
like it’s some it’s a very remedial
rudimentary form of time capture so imagine all the
senses we have
right all the
stuff that we can perceive that this
thing just captures a 2d
image of right yeah so imagine
infrared with sonar with feeling sent
with feeling potentially
right so you’re
gonna capture
scenes but you’re
gonna capture
every aspect of a
scene so that when you
wanna play it back
it’ll be just like you’re living in that moment
because it’ll tap into all those
senses you’ve
done the isolation tank i have yeah you’ve done it
at the same place the
float lab in venice
and because we were talking
about crash the mad scientist down there that creates
these fucking things but
you know he’s working on that
whole screen
setup you know
about all that
right yeah what do you
think about all that no it’s flat concept i
agree with it in theory
for those who don’t know the idea is that you’re
floating in an isolation tank so you’re isolated from
light sound
you don’t know
where your skin ends and
where the warm body temperature
water begins
and because of that your body and your
senses are zeroed out
right so you’re
completely open to everything
and the idea is that there’s
going to be an lcd
screen in front of you that’s projecting
the perfect golf
swing or projecting how to
function like
rocco or how to
drive a race car like andretti
you went rocco dude you went 90s
rocco animal freddy’s
classic that’s a
classic he’s not even
dirty anymore
but he’s still a
classic he tapped out when he did too
the point is
his notion is that you’ll be able to
watch that in a dept tank
and because
your brain is so in
tuned and open to all
these memories
it’s gonna flood
right in the problem is that
that’s not a pure
input method to the
brain you’re gonna be
aware in that moment that you’re
watching an lcd
screen there’s gonna be
light beaming into your eyes
it’ll defeat the
whole purpose
of sensory deprivation yes and no
but it also
instead of just
sensory deprivation it minimizes the sensory
input and allows you to have more
mental resources to concentrate on the
video that is true
now that’ll give so if you
wanna watch
documentaries
yeah if you want
to numb your
senses and just be
focused into one
thing that’s fine
but i don’t believe it’s
going to somehow reprogram your
brain that’s how it’s
pitched to me that
it will change your
brain to do that it
might make you more
aware of something that’s true
i think it allows your
brain to use more resources
i don’t know
brian i mean i’m not necessarily willing to
i mean look i’m a huge proponent of nothing
of the sensory deprivation tank in and of itself being
emptiness nothing nothing there i don’t want any
input at all i want no hearing no seeing no
touching i want to
untether my body from my mind visually
physically in
every single
way and that’s you know that’s what i’m all
about with the isolation tank
experience but i’m willing to listen
you know i’m willing to like
it might be
maybe maybe i’ll try
here so it just
doesn’t sound
it doesn’t you know i’m not
fully on board for that vision i’m
down i’m going to
wrap that thing in
tinfoil because there’s
still 3g signals and
wi fi hitting your body in there yeah you’re gonna die
i’m not down with this little
screen well i’m down with doing it in some sort of a
large circular thing
where it’s much much larger what i’m
thinking of is
you’re in the center
almost like in like a
giant circular
pod and above you
there’s a screen sort of like
an imac screen
and that is the
input and it’s
large and circular and when
like say if you have some sort of a
video on space
it literally
would become the
whole sky right
you know that i
think is possible and that’s very fascinating to
me i’m waiting for someone to create
technology that beams the
image into your eye
cause that’s the only way you’re
gonna really be able to fully
flood someone’s periphery
right is to beam it in there so imagine like so you
don’t see your own nose you don’t see anything right so
imagine a projector that’s locked in that
can quickly and dynamically response to your eyes
maybe moving around or shifting
but that’s adjusting focal
levels beaming
image a and image b
into your eye giving you that shutter effect
you’ll be able to
completely zone
out on something and your periphery
would be flooded
you don’t want to
get in on the ground
floor of that one
yeah you don’t want to be fucking blind
the nintendo 3ds you don’t want the
first you want
to like see what happens
in six months like the
first dudes who
tried wi fi or the
first dudes who
tried or like microwaves
yes i was just trying to make a salisbury
steak now i have a vagina
that’s weird lasix lasik
surgery the
first guys to get in there and get
their eyeballs cut open
you know yikes
that doesn’t always work
you know i mean
they’re pretty
goddamn good now now they do it in like it’s a couple
seconds right and you get a
video of it you get like a souvenir photo
like like it’s
splash mountain
here’s where we
lasered your eyeball jesus
we corrupted
the lens right
how many how did they figure that out man
how many people did they have to practice on before
they got that technique down they use cadaver eyeballs
probably goats eyeballs and shit yeah
what’s yeah what’s the closest to
human eyeballs in an animal
i think pig
what if you
could transfer pig eyes to people
well they’ve already got now
again it harkens back to
transhumanism where
they can let
blind people see
rough shapes and hard edges with light
you go five years from now they’re gonna have
same site that we do you go ten years from now they’re
gonna have infrared
heat vision for
all that stuff
yeah it’s a matter of
time because then it’s just a lens as long as they can
beam it right into your brain
contemplate
like where this is all headed
when you look at this whole
transhumanism
thing you say well what happens
if everybody lives forever what happens if there is no
death i mean what happens and what
about the resources man
we’re already at max you know we’re already
are we though
are we really at
max we’re not really we kind of exaggerate that right
well we say we’re at max
based off future projections
you know we’re not at max like tomorrow we’re fucked
we know at the current rate
with babies being born and ozone depleted and
so much oil in the ground
we know that in 15 20 25 years
we might be
fucked so that’s why we need to investigate it’s also
i mean how much of our energy is projected
and used towards making food
and how much of it is towards
fucking war and politics and nonsense and how the ways
we manufacture
food right now are making us sicker and
there’s a whole
thing there but regarding
transhumanism
in 15 20 years from now we’re
gonna be alive
for debates
that would be
previously unheard of
should someone with a
cybernetic implant
be allowed to run in the olympics or run
for office or
should your kid go to the same elementary
school when he’s got
infrared vision and that helps him with kickball
like that we don’t know i have
these conversations with people when it comes to the
ufc when they
start talking
about how do you feel about
banned substances
because so many people keep getting busted
tiago silva just got busted for turning in non
human urine
because apparently he
yeah no way
he’s not a human he
took something
for his back because he hurt his back but he looked
fucking swole
in his last
fight and he was
super aggressive
to its roles on one podcast whoa
dog there’s four crazy
new clothing line that’s
yeah swole it’s
just a cock it’s just
from gaydemon com what i do is i just take the the best
gay cock picture
dude that’s what you need a rip deep v neck
with like a silhouette
giant cock coming out of the
waist like i’ve been
thinking i need
that too and i’m so glad somebody confirmed
you just gesture to it that’s what
the fuck was i
saying before we got in this i don’t know but i’ve got
into my bladder what’s
up good enough
what we just saying
uh gay demons
oh banned substances
sorry what dragons
fucking cars yeah it didn’t pull up man oh here it goes
one of the um
what banned substances anyway
what i was saying
is that what people have to realize is look at this
dragon fucking a barracuda that’s the
first one i’ve tuned into
see now that’s pretty sweet
dragon’s fucking
car start too
look at that pink cock
going in that muscle
so weird man that is
weird that’s really fucking
weird whoever put
those two together i don’t know
people are strange man but
what i was saying
about substances
is what we’re dealing with now is fairly simple
we’re dealing with people putting
chemicals in
their bodies
we’re dealing with people
like did you take steroids did you take growth hormone
they can’t even test for growth hormone
yet they can test for testosterone they can test for
a bunch of different types of steroids that all work
there’s a reason why
barry bonds got better as he got older
there’s a reason why
roger clemens got better
stayed good as he got
older there’s a reason why
there’s a lot of
these athletes that are well into
their 40s that are competing and
it’s chemicals
and what they’re
basically doing is
a low level form of genetic engineering
and what they’re supposed to tell you is that well
depending on what
you’re looking at whether you’re looking at old people
who are doing it hormone replacement therapy a lot of
people have different takes on that and they say well
that’s okay
because what they’re doing is just
allowing their body to operate as if a
young body did
and allows them to continue to compete
that way you get to see
you know guys play baseball well into
their 40s and do well
but then you get
guys who are like okay well this guy’s taking
you know epo
and he’s got
twice as much red
blood cells as the average
person and he has incredible endurance because of that
and then this guy’s taking
you know antivar and he’s got
amazing muscle density and he’s a fucking anime
they’re getting to
superhuman levels and
right now they’re doing it through
chemicals and they’re injecting themselves with things
but eventually
it’s going to be much more complicated than that it’s
going to be genetic engineering
what eventually it’s
going to do is they’re
going to be able to genetically
manipulate the code of a
human being
and they’re
going to be able to create
human beings
that are superhumans
so we have to figure out man
when it comes to
performance enhancing drugs and trying to
level the playing
field so they say
as far as like steroids and sports
what you have
to realize is this is just the beginning it’s
going to get way way way more complex
they’re working on mile stat inhibitors
where they’ve used
these in mice and the mice
live longer and they jump fucking
three feet in the air and they look like superman
i mean this is
going to happen and people are
going to start taking this
stuff and athletes are
going to start taking it because regular people are
going to start taking it too
because he’s like fuck i want to live
three times as long i want to be able to jump over
buildings and if someone came along
and they have a pill
and they say hey
brian would you like to take this
super athlete pill there’s no
you actually live longer you’re
going to be healthier
because of it there’s no repercussions physically
and it’s 100
bucks 250 bucks
and just changes you forever
fuck you of course you take it
we would kind
of first i let
other people take
our first at
first but there
would be a day
where we would do
the podcast
first athletes are on the
forefront of that and trying to
tweak and hack
their bodies yes
slowly disseminate down to the general public
where every day
your grade school is taking a pill because it’s
gonna make them better at
tetherball exactly and you’re
gonna be able to genetically engineer your
child from birth eventually
gambia will say
i want a six foot six you know
super athletic
super mesomorph son
with incredible iq
talk about class wars that is when it’s really
the shit is
gonna hit the fan
when it’s like talk
about the haves and haves not your kids have
everything they’re born with
supervision
super speed and
super metabolism
that’s a very good
point how can i
keep up with that that’s a very good point
but people have to
understand that the inequality and
the inequity of the
world is what fuels
innovation and
what fuels people
competing and competition and
it fuels like change it fuels growth and
evolution and in all forms of
art in all forms of
technology in all forms of anything
where people are
comparing their work to
other people’s work and trying to compete
it’s important
i mean i don’t
think it needs to be complete and
total inequality where
some people are
dying of starvation and
other people are eating diamonds
there’s a balance to be achieved
there but you have to realize that in competition
is growth and that’s how all this that’s the
motivation the energy behind all this
i just imagine kanye west
starting the new
trend of yeah i’m eating pure diamonds
i just mix it into my fucking
smoothies from jamba
juice that’s diamonds
motherfuckers
that’s what i’m
drinking yeah
he wouldn’t be far behind that
did you hear about
the kids that are
dying off of taking bath salts and plant food
yeah weak ecstasy
it’s called like diamond dust yeah
we’ve talked
about that and
it’s sort of
what they’re calling it bath salts to sell it
we were totally confused
when we first did it we thought that basalts
it was actual
basalts and someone figured out that you get high
out of it yeah
but they just
labeled it that way and
apparently the chemical
structure of it is not technically illegal
because it’s like a cousin of something that’s
illegal yeah it’s off it’s called methadron i believe
but there’s
don’t put meth in the
it even if it’s a ph
don’t put meth in the name
of something if you want someone to really try it but
they’re making
them to get into it they’re making them illegal and
one of the ways they’re making them illegal is there’s
like a law that
allows you to make
things illegal that are
next door neighbors cousins to
things that are illegal
you know they use that with
dimethyltryptamine and 5 methoxy dimethyltryptamine
you know 5 methoxy
dmt nn dimethyltrypdine it was the big one that was
used in the 60s and that was
the army research
lab used to fucking they had buckets of this shit
and scientists were getting a hold
of it and that’s
how a mechanic got a hold of it and a lot of
other people got a hold of it
well when they locked that shit down in 1970
they didn’t know
about 5 methoxy dimethyltryptine
which is actually more potent
gram for gram than regular and you
could buy it online man i bought this shit
from american chemical company i
ordered it online
really many many years
ago would it arrive as a powder or
a powder in
a little vitamin bottle
it’s ridiculous
there’s enough in that
thing to get barbecued for the rest of your life
you could cook your brain how
do you regulate
and make something illegal that your body
naturally produces and
secretes well you know that’s a good point
but you know your body also
naturally secretes testosterone
and there’s the question
should testosterone
be available
for everyone
well like sad
effects for weed
they’re like well
you’ve heard of sativax
right what is that
pharmaceutical form of sativa
and they’ve done
trials with it in the uk and they
find that oh
these medicinal
marijuana yeah we can regulate it and put it in pill
form and we’ll call it sativax and it’ll give the same
effects as smoke in a bowl of sativa weed
they’ve managed to isolate work
yeah it does its
synthetic thc
but they’re managed to
make a naturally
produced product illegal
right and then sell you the pill form of it
which is created in a lab
right how long before monsanto
starts you know genetically
engineering marijuana and making you know its
strains right
you know bacteria resistant
this and then
throwing johnny
apple seeds
out so everybody’s growing it so they can sue you later
so you yeah how
crazy is that
it’s they’re patenting nature
that’s really
bizarre i mean
they’re trying to patent pig parts and pigs and
and human organs i mean that’s next
they’ll find a way to
slightly tweak
modify and then patent the
human genome sure
exactly they’ll own a certain
level of person and this type of person
you know they can call them like artificial people or
yeah if you want a designer baby that’s fine
but if he’s
gonna have blue eyes and be over six feet
you want monsanto a
check every
month that’s
gonna happen
that is gonna happen
right you’re
gonna have to pay some sort of
a some sort of a
royalty a subscription fee
subscription fee for the perfect
child apples
gonna do it to
where is it all end
you know i mean there’s the mckinley
to there’s a
kurtz will do you think so
i hope not do you are you of
familiar at all
with any of
these people like the graham hancocks or
john anthony west to the
world these people that believe that there was
a distant civilization that was
super advanced that somehow or another
everything fucked up
whether it was because of natural disasters
or whether it was because of something man made
and that we’re
literally another
generation or
we have rebuilt from 6 000
plus years ago
right like they sent dna
or sent embryos or whatever and shotgun
blast them out into
space no no no
no no oh i’ve heard that
theory yeah
that’s another theory that’s pansperia i mean
that well no
i think you’re talking
about something differently i’m talking about
stuff that came in on asteroids
but what i’m talking
about by this by this
john anthony west and
robert schock
and all these other
what they’re subscribing to
graham hancock is another one
is that civilization at one
point in time whether it’s ten thousand
five hundred
twelve thousand
five hundred
you know bc somewhere else
was like very advanced
right okay so like we are pyramids
and mayans they figured it out and then they somehow
fucked it up
and we survived out of that well i
think they’re pretty sure that the pyramids were
built at 2 500 bc
but there’s also
some other shit
around the pyramids
that’s confusing
because there’s some
stuff there’s like certain
styles of building
and some of them they’ve
found that are like deep deep
underground that they’ve had to
like dig out
and they were
covered in sand
like you know
the sphinx when they
initially found it
was covered in sand and even back in
the hieroglyph
days sphinx was
covered in sand
like one of the
who it was tut
moses the third i
think almost
had to uncover it
like that’s part of the hieroglyphs
i think what they’re trying to say is that at one
point in time we had achieved
great heights
whether or not
exactly parallel with the way we live
today with technology i mean it
might have been something different
right it might have been harnessing the
power of sun with
mirrors and limestone in a way
that created a nuke blast
as opposed to
or it might have also been a
psychedelically
based society
where we were
much more into shamanic rituals and
communicating with
the spirit world or whatever the fuck that is
it could have been a lot of that too
i think it’s very possible it’s very very
possible our
ancestors could have been
candy flippers yes
that could happen yes well that’s
well there’s a lot of evidence to that
there’s a lot of evidence to that i believe that so
you know when you go to the vedic text and you know
i mean they all talk
about a different
psychedelic bruise it’s pretty
clear they’re talking
about something that you take
you know and look that stuff
existed forever we know that
we also know that ancient
cultures have been worshipping cows
since the beginning of time
and not even eating them even when they’re fucking
starving and that to me
reeks of some deity
why is it a deity oh because we use
their milk and
they plow the
field towards bullshit
you’re getting cow shit and there’s mushrooms that grow
that cow shit and you’re
tripping your fucking balls off that’s what’s really
going on you’re worshipping these cows
the worship that they have is not
indicative of anything
other than the consumption of
psychedelics
it’s like this weird love
for this cow
like to me that’s producing
that door that
allows you to unlock
things in your
brain for that to happen
to me that seems
people naturally
identify with
their own type and are as
cruel to animals as they need to be
and when you’re
starving you need to be
cruel to animals
but yet they don’t
and there’s
this disconnect from
their actual physical needs
and this love that worships on this
deifying this animal
and we also know that they’re big on fucking
psychedelics we know that
their past has lots of
references in the ancient text to
psychedelics and
psychedelic
mushrooms grow better on cow shit than anywhere in the
world that’s the best
power by the way
where’s that on a maui you
wouldn’t know it
right on the island
really you find
them up there you just take the road to hana
and when you’re there like the hana
maori resort
the big old hill you just
climb it at
about 6 00 in the morning
it’s everywhere
you know the entire pacific
northwest of the united
states the entire pacific northwest
literally is like a mind
of spores it’s like
one gigantic organism life form like a base of spores
they’re fucking
everywhere up there
psychedelic mushrooms like
there’s people
that go up there and find them and grow them but
it’s all connected with some i mean
literally if you believe that
psychedelic mushrooms
are some sort of a life form from somewhere else
which a lot of people believe
they believe that
much like they believe that
the pants barrier theory that we were talking
about earlier that
amino acids and all sorts of
water and different
things came from asteroids
hit earth and that started in
seeded life they believe that somehow or another these
spores came from
other planets
you know because
spores can survive in a vacuum and
spores can survive the deep radiation of space and
and to fact that this is like some
something that permeates one entire part of the country
you know i remember
watching or
reading something
about it about
you know like
if you like
connected it all together like you know
the how far and how wide it is
you know and
these mushrooms
keep growing in the same space
the same air and then
just know that they
made me see words come out of somebody’s
mouth once really
that was the fucking
trip of my life
do they look like english words yeah
it was at a moment
i could hear conversations in the
other room i couldn’t hear them but i
could literally see words in
3d text form
floating over the partitions in this guy’s
loft in downtown la
i was like what
and i looked at them like
and i started recalling to my friend who was there
granted this is all
we’re all fucked up
but i’m like they’re talking
about such and such in there
how do you hear that the
music’s so loud
i can see it and went in there
and was literally as people were talking to me i was
watching their
mouths open up
and the words that
they were saying were physically coming out as text
their mouths were warping around it
and so i must have looked like a
tweaker and a half watching
these words go by because i was trying to read it
like a ticker
as they were talking so
the outside
where i was scratching and
going like this
they probably
thought they’d fuck me up did you ask them if you were
right well i was
absolutely right we talked
about it to
this day like i saw words coming out of people’s
mouths and was reading
maybe i was hearing it and it was like some
your head was just
yeah like a synesthesia my
brain was going this is what they’re saying
i don’t know but you
checked with
them about what
they were saying yeah
what were you on
it’s just mushrooms how much
not that much
lightweight
two couple stems couple caps
really peanut butter
see see what’s weird
kevin is that
lightweight a lot of people
especially that i met through joe
they’re firm believers of like you just
gotta eat a shitload of mushrooms
i’ve never done this my
whole life it’s always been like half an eighth
maybe you know
and i just took a that even
sounds like
crazy yeah i just took like
half of a half of the eighth recently
and had probably the
most hardcore visuals i’ve ever had in my life really
like mushrooms when
i have friends at
smoke salvia
and they’ll see
visual distortions in the room
they’ll look up and the ceiling’ll rip apart and
like snow will come in i’m like
that’s cool that
sounds fun when i
smoke it i go to another fucking dimension to
another dimension
i didn’t do it
right the first time i did it
yeah i only did it once and i didn’t do it
right and i just
did what they did i was like an out of body experience
but you know what you guys are talking about
you absolutely can get a brilliant and beautiful
experience from just a little bit of mushrooms yeah
there’s no doubt
about it but
it’s not the same
experience you
take a lot how do you know that
cause i’ve done both
cause you’ve done a little and you’ve done
a lot yeah but
there’s a point of it’s all
about the mushrooms i think
why are you saying how do you know that dude this is
documented throughout
human history people have been doing it the shamanic
way where they take this
large dose in
silent darkness
and they do it and they have a different
experience than when you take
smaller doses and
they know what they’re doing
i’ve had no
physiologically the different
effects that it has on the
human body but i’ve had
the most i’ve ever had was probably
maybe a quarter of mushrooms before okay but
are you not listening to what you’re
saying because if you’re saying the most i’ve ever had
you don’t have experience
about taking five
grams or six
grams i know you don’t have that
experience no
but i’m saying in a different way
i’ve had a quarter before
and yes i’ve had
a crazy ass shroom
experience i had
half of an eighth the other day
and it blew that shit out of the
water times a million
then it was just different mushrooms it
could be that it also could be
where you are physically
it could be what you had in your stomach it
could be you know
there’s a lot of different
things but that
doesn’t mean anything because you
haven’t had the full
blown experience of the big
to compare it to yeah
but does it even do anything when it gets to a certain
point i was gonna
say for me at some
point i don’t know what’s beyond that because i
would have pissed myself and vomited
one of those
i can’t go any
further than that physically
mckenna did a
lecture once and he was talking
about a friend of his that
who chose to
remain anonymous but he was like this
crazy psychedelic guy who
every time he did mushrooms
his goal was to try to tolerate more
and he would go to like 10
grams and have
these like god knows
what you do is you literally
completely dissolve you cease to
exist and you
make contact
with whatever the fuck it is that you’re making contact
it seems like
at first it seems
like another life form it seems like some sort of a
thing that’s communicating with you and then somewhere
along the line
it becomes like another world
it becomes like
this goes away
and you go into this next
sort of dimension
it’s incredible it’s so religious and beautiful
and when i say religious it’s like iconic imagery
but almost indescribable because they’re
morphing and
changing around you but it’s all like
love and wisdom and
warmth and septance
as powerful
as what it’s not poison the ld50 rate
is ridiculously high
you have to eat like
shitloads of mushrooms to die
it’s not poison to
die yes but probably not i mean mushrooms is a mushroom
it is a poison to your body no it’s not
mushroom’s not poison brian it’s
salt is poison is salt poison
well if you eat a half
pound of salt you fucking die
it’s not salt is not a poison
strict nine’s a fucking poison what
psychedelic drugs are is there something that
allows your
body to tune into whatever the fuck it is to change
the chemical composition of your
brain to fuck with your
neurochemistry to the
point where you
but to be fair some
would define
that as a poison
we would say you’re poisoning your body
but there’s no negative
health effect
everything is
reacting but you don’t but it’s not
he doesn’t wreck
your butt it’s
shocking some
people have
worn out mushrooms and psilocybin
to depressiveness bipolarism
manic states now i’m not yeah
but that’s not good
studies exactly
those people
could’ve easily get
which is why they’re doing
which is psychedelic
hardcore drugs just like they
say salvia killed some kid but
he was having issues and i’m sure
of course so yeah
what i’m saying is
you know i i’m
absolutely with you that
small doses can give you beautiful
experiences but it’s a different thing
than the high doses the high doses are ego
obliterating i’ll
never achieve that
no you scared oh yeah scared
homie from that last time man
i know i had a flight the next day and i
ended up at
lax swiping my credit card from terminal to terminal
in the machines hoping one
would recognize my
itinerary and spit it out
oh this was really unprofessional
i probably shouldn’t have
eaten all those mushrooms the
night before a flight to new york in a
shoot but you figured out how to get there how
could you not figure out how to look at your
phone in your
email that tells you
where you’re supposed
to go one of
those things
i good shit
i had a really
strong dmt trip
which is the last one that i had and i
haven’t done anything
like that in a couple of years
because it was so
powerful that for like
a couple weeks afterwards
nothing seemed normal
i mean everything worked
i could read i
could watch tv i
could have conversations i
could talk to people no one would know
that behind the surface i was like
i don’t believe in the
world anymore i don’t
trust in this dimension
you’re waiting for
morpheus to load a
patch to fly a helicopter to your brain yeah
believe now you’re in the
matrix it was so
it was so humbling and so
crazy and moving and people go
bro it’s just fucking drugs man
just doing drugs
and you get your heads getting all fucked up
it’s all you doing is you doing drugs
maybe maybe
maybe not you don’t know
we’re not really sure what’s
going on but i guarantee you that
changed my life
i can guarantee
you that whatever that is if it’s just drugs
that just drugs
changed me as a
human being and made me reevaluate everything
you know n is
still to this day like
haunted that’s the
thing it’s just religion
it’s just something you believe in that changes
every facet
of your life that
has given you visions and made you appreciate
things in a new way that’s all it is well it’s just the
real it’s the real religion the real religion is the
psychedelic experience
i mean there’s a john
marco allegro book they’re all just israel
that used to prescribe to them
there’s a john
marco allegro book who is
one of the scholars that reviewed the dead sea
scrolls he deciphered the dead sea
scrolls for 14 years worked on it
and at the end of 14 years he said
that the entire
christian religion was a huge misunderstanding
and what it really was
about was the consumption of
psychedelic mushrooms and fertility cults and he
wraps it all up it’s
almost impossible to follow to follow
the origins of the words and
it’s really
trippy shit but
the fact that this guy’s got it locked down
to this one mushroom this
psychedelic mushroom that’s
taken throughout europe constantly
and we know that the vikings
took mushrooms and they
would go on berserkers
you know they
would call they
would get fucked
up on mushrooms and then go attack villages
you know i mean that’s how they were
yeah man they
would get high on
mushrooms i
still maintain i
found my spirituality on salvia
i started with
small doses and then i’ve done
about six times and i don’t
wanna do it
again because the last time i did it was so fucking
powerful and
magical very
similar to your dmt
experience but
salvia’s super potent
i flew out of my
brain you know
and just went kind of can atomic and
i saw parallel universes
parallel dimensions
spiraling out of the corner of my eye
like i was just sort of floating
in this abyss
and i saw it was rotating it was making a
noise it had gravity to it
and it was almost like i
could see wedges of reality
if i couldn’t look directly at it it
would blind me
but out of my peripheral i
could see these
wedges of reality
going by and i was like what is that what is that and
something said just fucking go for it and so
i remember reaching out my hand
what it felt like my hand at the time
and it slowed the
sphere down
and then it sucked me into one of
those wedges and
i felt like i was a kid
running around in what felt like a russian stadium for
whatever reason holding a flag and there was confetti
and i was with a
bunch of other
kids like it was a halftime celebration or some shit
and i was like yeah we
it felt as real
as any other
experience i had in my life and i shotgunned
out of it and then it was rotating and i went
oh what can i do that
again and i reached down and slowed it down
and i went in and i was driving a
it was like another reality
that i could have been living
and it was just
all dimensions and you can’t tell me what
you can tell me it was drugs drugs drugs cause it
totally was to some extent
but you can’t tell me it wasn’t as real as any
other experience that i had when i came to on the couch
i just went holy shit you’re fucking
freaking me out man
did you record all these
like a good
salvia user
well yes yes i did actually
everybody was running it down
i had one in the tank
where i had
eaten some pot
and when you eat a lot of pot
especially if you eat the really
strong shed you can have some incredible visuals man
have you ever
eaten in on a
plane then closed
your eyes and see like cartoons and like
not a pot i
see things just not
too long ago on some edibles
i had a very similar
vision whatever it is hallucination
a parallel dimensions and you have
what mine with
mine they were i was in the center of what it
started out with me what it
started out with is like
with the tank
how many times you done the tank
only like three or four
i’ve never done it high
oh she’s like
what the fuck is
wrong with you
son you met some dude named
crash on the
boardwalk who was trying to tell me
about vibrating my spirit
and then he’s like yeah hop in my tank yeah he’s
crazy but he’s
right he’s right about
but don’t but grudge me smoking pot before i happen to
crash his time machine
i played too many
point and click adventure games to know that
that could end with race with me
it started out it
started out just getting to the center
relaxing letting go
and then once i let
go then it always feels like once i get to a certain
point of relaxation and i
completely calmed my mind
and then it
starts to take
me away almost like as if i feel like i’m in a river
i feel like i’m
awash in so
i’m sort of
invisible yeah
well as i was doing this
i came to a point
where i recognized
my space and then the
space of the planet and then the planet in the
space of the galaxy and the galaxy and the
space of the universe
and then the
whole universe became like this bubble
that was trapped inside some gigantic infinite
like ball of yarn
and each thread
of this ball of yarn
was like one universe
after another universe and they were all together
swirling in this moving ball of yarn
of universes connected like circles connected
even with a tube like they connected them all together
and it was all
luminescent and it was all
i was trying to take in all the information that was
going on all
these different various
worlds but it was all different and all the same
and it was all happening
simultaneously
and as i was trying to figure out
how big this
this ball of yarn is
it got literally too big
for me to wrap my head around then i snapped out of it
and i lost it how long were you in the tank
couple hours couple
hours yeah the deeper i get
the longer i’m in there the more i can
relax and it’s almost like you achieve
different wavelengths different mind
frequencies you know
i mean i know that you do in
meditation and extreme
meditation like they’ve taken
monks and they’ve
done studies i
am so jealous and envious of that shit
monks well just the people that can deep
meditate and get to that
place versus needing to take salvia or needing
some dmt i got
i’m not capable of shutting it all off like that but
if you do that
deep meditating like
every day yeah if i did it
every day and that was my only
existence then sure that it’s fine but
i got a mortgage
yeah dude i got a
cheat to get to
space you want to get laid
okay you wanna watch tv
fuck all that monks i need
netflix and cartoons
i’ll find the universe by smokin it
you can get it there though you can
i had a conversation with my ego on salvia that wasn’t
i found it inside the visualizer of my xbox 360 of all
places that son of a
bitch was hiding
down there i
put that on and
what happened at the time you
could use the vision cam so when you move around it
would make the visuals on the
screen go nuts
jeff minter is a genius
remember the 3
geo when it
get do you remember the 3do
at all you saw the video
the console yeah 3do
he used to come with a
trippy game
where you can control this
kaleidoscope and when i used to be a kid do i love acid
that was like the
first lava okay get to your ego well i
we took a rip and handed the bowl
to a friend was like oh shit and there it went and i
started dissolving the similar
single molecule
oh and within my
couch now my
couch is made of molecules
cool get out of that
projected forth and was like oh the xbox looks pretty
sweet right now why don’t i just fly into that
and i did and there was this
pulsating ball
after i went through all
these little wormholes and
tunnel and it was
pulsating to the beat of the
music that was happening
and i knew that i
could go further but i was like what’s
going on here and he’s like
oh i’m every
issue you have
right now you know exactly what i am
and i was like oh fuck
what’s in my xbox visualizer what’s
going on bro
he’s like you know you need to get an
order you know you need to fucking fix
your shit i was like yeah i know i know he’s like so
relax and fix it
all right we had a
whole conversation and i was like
cool can i go swim around the visuals now he’s like
party on bro like totally
gave you the
permission to go flying around
that’s one of the most amazing and
underappreciated
aspects of any
psychedelic
experience is the work that you do on your
own personality in your mind and uncovering all the
bullshit that’s fucking with you that’s why people have
not everybody
but that’s why
some of my friends have had bad trips
yeah it’s obvious
oh i reached a
point where i felt like i was
gonna die and
i felt like no you were getting deconstructed as a
human being and you
weren’t ready to come to grips with the fact that there
might be something bigger than you
that there might be something real
that you’re
about to experience and you couldn’t let that go
yeah absolutely that
was the issue
paranoia i mean
we had this conversation many times and someone
recently brought this up
on the message
board they were talking
about the people that get paranoia
the people that aren’t dealing with their life
they’ve got some shit that they don’t like
about themselves
they feel fucking creepy
and that’s the reason why they freak out
every time they get high
it’s like the marijuana does not
allow you to have secrets
marijuana turn some
lights on the corner in the attic of your
house and goes
hey what’s going on
what’s all this shit over here
what are you hiding over here was that
kid’s scatter
out through your
mouth and your eyes and
everybody’s
house i had my internal monologue
switched with my external monologue once on
on mushrooms and i remember like looking at
him like why the fuck are you looking at me right now
like what are you doing
is that a red
watch why the fuck are you staring at me
like that right
now and i was saying it all out loud
it was completely
switched for
about 30 minutes people
were chatting with my internal monologue and i was
everything i wanted
to externalize was swallowed inside it was like fuck
like thankfully i’m a decent enough person
to i didn’t
admit to the
bodies in the basement but
that could have been
bad do you believe
do you think that
psychedelics
have you ever even considered
that they’re
agents of human
evolution and that they’re here to rocket
rocket you forward
and rocket us forward and the reason why we’re not
monkeys i mean i
i believe in a mixture of all
those things but i certainly can
understand an animal taking something and
thinking about
a rock in a different way and
going that could be a
spear to kill an animal
right you know like why the fuck not
if i could see
other planets and have a chat with my xbox visuals
why couldn’t a gorilla
in a forest have realized a better way to keep warm
yeah psychedelic mushrooms have been around the current
state for thousands and thousands and
thousands of years long predating what we know of as
human civilization
we know monkeys we eat anything they’ll try shit out
you know they try anything out they’ll pee in their own
mouths in a tree it’s the
greatest video ever
it is pretty good they’ll do whatever
they want it’s almost as good as the one where he
flashlights the frog
oh my god that poor
frog i love it
he goes through
that frog he goes
through like the gorilla sutra like he
tries different positions with it it’s like i’m
gonna sit on my back
nah that’s not enough
i’m gonna teabag him for a
while like he really puts that frog
to its taste
and it’s amazing that people are sitting there
watching too
and they’re
laughing and filming
it and joking around families are there and shit
and this chimp is just
mouth fucking the shit out his front
meanwhile hide your
eyes from real sex and turn your eyes
towards all the slaughter
and murder on tv
yeah you know we talked
about this before but i’ll just
bring it out one more time before we get out of here
a video website that had
this horrific
video of a drug killing in mexico
and this guy had been
chopped up into all sorts of
pieces they showed
everything in
graphic detail
except they cut his hands off
and in one of the hands was his
dick and balls and his dick and balls they blurred it
like what got a
pixel like that we can’t let the kids know
what else a
ridiculous weird
world do you
think that do you
think i mean you hear
about the protests
going on right now in mexico do you
think that’s
about to boil over really really fast what is
going on what are the
thousands of people in the streets
about the drug cartels and the violence
on the same day that they discovered mass graves and
yeah they discovered another mass
grave yeah this is the same
place where there’s 72 people recently this is over
50 people it’s terrifying man but i mean that’s really
close to all of us it’s all happening
right now meanwhile we
gotta go to libya
yeah we gotta
go to afghanistan and keep that we’re on drugs hopping
along so that
we finance all that shit that’s the insane part
it’s all fucking
crazy kevin
it’s all crazy this has been
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