Lex Fridman Podcast - #347 - Michael Malice: Christmas Special

The following is a conversation with Michael Malice.

This is a special holiday episode,

and it is made extra special

because it’s announcing the release

of Michael’s new book called The White Pill,

A Tale of Good and Evil.

Michael and I disagree on a lot of ideas

in politics and philosophy,

and we have a lot of fun disagreeing.

But there’s no question that he has a deep love for humanity

and puts his heart and soul into his work,

especially into this heart-wrenching, deeply personal book.

So I ask that you support him

by buying it at whitepillbook.com.

That should hopefully forward to the Amazon page.

As always, we each dressed up in a ridiculous outfit

without coordinating for the chaos

that makes life so damn interesting.

This episode is full of humor, darkness, and love,

which is the best way to celebrate the holidays.

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And now, dear friends, here’s Michael Malice.


Since this is a Christmas special, a holiday special,

have you been a good or a bad boy, Michael, this year?

Well, that’s interesting.

One of the people in the book,

Grendel Hicks, his autobiography starts with,

I was a good boy, and he wasn’t a very good boy.

On a scale of one to 10?

I’m trying to think of what bad things I’ve done.

Oh, okay, there’s that.

Okay, wait, that’s not, that was,

that was not a 10.

That’s all right.

I would say nine.



I try to do the right thing.

What about you?

Is it gonna be a one or a zero?

Yeah, no, I’m extremely self-critical.

I push the zero.


I reach for the zero.

Well, mission accomplished.

So, this episode is announcing the release

of The White Pill, a book you wrote,

which is, I’ve gotten the honor, the privilege,

the pleasure of being one of the first people to read it.

So, I’m really, I don’t know if nervous is the word,

but you are the first person who has read it

that I am speaking to about it.

My first, my last, my everything.


You say that to all the girls, but I’ll take it.

All the fembots.

All the fembots.

But yeah, it was a truly incredible book.

It’s basically a story of evil in the 20th century,

and throughout it, you reveal a thread that gives us hope.

And that’s the idea of The White Pill.

So, there’s the blue pill and the red pill.

There’s the black pill, which is a kind of deeply cynical,

maybe apathetic, just giving up on the world,

given that you see behind the curtain,

and given that you don’t like what you see,

given that there’s so much suffering in the world,

you give up.

That’s the black pill.

And the white pill, I suppose,

is even though you acknowledge

that there’s evil in the world, you don’t give up.


So, if you’re listening to this,

and you’re a fan of this podcast.

You go to whitepillbook.com, it’ll go to it.

Whitepillbook.com, and if you don’t know how to spell,

we’ll probably have a link that you can click on.

So, for people who also don’t know,

Michael Malice is not just a troll,

not just a hilarious, comedic genius

who hosts his own podcast,

but he is an incredible, brilliant author.

Dear Reader, the unauthorized autobiography, Kim Jong-il.

So, that’s a story of North Korea.

The New Right, A Journey to the Fringe of American Politics.

That’s the story of the extremes

of the United States political movements,

and then the anarchist handbook

that’s talking about the ideologies,

the different flavors of ideologies of anarchism.

But on top of that, you’re now going in,

going into the darkest aspects of the 20th century

with the Soviet Union and the communism with the white pill.

So, let me ask you, let’s start at the beginning.

At the end of the 19th century, as you write,

the terms socialist, communist, and anarchist

were used somewhat loosely and interchangeably

because the prophesied Marxist society

was one in which the state had famously withered away.

There was a great disagreement

about what a socialist system would look like in practice,

but two things were clear.

First, that socialism was both inevitable and scientific,

the way of the future,

and second, that the capitalist ruling class

were not going down without a fight.

So, what are the key points of disagreement

between the socialists, the anarchists, the communists

along that, at that time?

At the end of the 19th century,

at the beginning of the 20th century,

the possibility of the century laid before us

that eventually led to the first and the second World War.

The idea when the Industrial Revolution came,

and Marx was very much a product

of Industrial Revolutionary thinking,

was, okay, now that we have technology,

now that we have science,

we can scientifically manage society.

We saw this very much with Woodrow Wilson

and this kind of idea of progressivism

that we could use technology and kind of not capitalism.

In their view, unfettered capitalism was wasteful.

You’re making too much stuff.

You have surpluses, you have shortages.

If we produce just exactly what we need

and you have these people, engineers,

they’re engineering society, then everyone will be happy

and you won’t have to have any suffering or waste.

So, socialism at that time was used as a broad umbrella.

It’s not used in the term that it means today

of necessarily state socialism.

It just meant the idea

of having society scientifically run.

So, you had a huge argument.

There are different wings.

You even had it from the beginning

with Marx versus Bakunin,

because Marx was for, obviously, state socialism,

the absolute state running everything.

Although, even with Marx and Engels,

it was a means to an end.

After man is remade in his very nature,

then the state withers away and everyone’s equal

and you have this kind of heaven on earth situation.

Bakunin was the opposite.

He regarded the state as inherently immoral

and wanted to have kind of like workers’ collectives

and things like that and ultra-localized control.

So, the end was always stateless.

It’s just that some people viewed the state

as a convenient, effective intermediate state.

Intermediate process.

Well, I think, at least Marx and Bakunin,

there were plenty of others who just regarded it,

you know, have state owners,

have the workers control the production via the state.

By the way, how does my hat look?

It looks great.


It’s good?

Is this side better than the other side?

I think you want it on this side so people can see you.

Oh, no, no, no.

I want it, you know, like when you have like hair

Peek-a-boo hair, it’s called.

Veronica Lake, I think, was her name.

And then I just glance flirtatiously

towards the camera sometimes.

I gotta, stay, don’t go.


Yeah, put on gloves.

Oh, oh.

No glove, no love.

The bad aspect of white gloves is the blood stains them.

So, you have to get new ones every time.

And now I glance flirtatiously after that.

I’m sorry.

Okay, Bakunin and Marx.

Go ahead.

So, there were other socialists who did not regard

this kind of end times where the state

would do it their way at all.

And there were, you know, various strains in between

where, you know, you’d have some capitalism

and some socialism.

You know, the concept of a safety net

came out of socialist thinking in the Labor Party,

came out of the Fabian socialists in Great Britain.

Their logo was a wolf in sheep’s clothing.

And then when that was too on the nose,

they changed it to a tortoise,

meaning we’re gonna get to socialism slowly

in the sense of either gradualism or boiling a frog.

And also, the big part of this thinking at the time,

this is, again, the late 19th century,

is the idea that there’s gonna be

a worldwide workers’ revolution.

It wasn’t going to be that, you know, in one country,

you know, it was gonna happen

and then all the other countries would be capitalists.

The idea was, all right, like the workers in Germany

have more in common with the workers in America

than the workers in Germany have

with the capitalists in Germany.

So the idea is, all right, like the working class

all over the world, at one point,

they’re gonna be like, we’re being exploited.

It’s getting worse and worse for us.

We can’t feed our families.

We’re getting injured and so on and so forth,

and there’s no compensation for this.

We’re just gonna overthrow our chains

and we’re gonna run everything ourselves.

We’re the ones running it already anyway.

And, you know, this was a-

Doing all the work.

And we’re doing all the work,

so why shouldn’t we be getting all the benefit?

What’s the role of violence in all of this?

So this was a big source of contention.

So the Fabians, for example, in Britain,

who were all socialists, they were very heavily

of the idea that we can do this through the ballot box.

We can advocate and agitate and get the people

to be voting for their own self-interest

and furthering the state at the expense

of the capitalist class.

Then there were the people who were the hardcore anarchists

who were like, if voting changed anything,

they wouldn’t let us do it.

And the only way to have a revolution

is to have a revolution, to kill, to overthrow,

to seize these factories, and this was a big argument.

And it also fed into the idea of where does free speech end?

Is it legal to be giving speeches,

advocating for violence and revolution?

Is it legal?

Johan Most, who I discuss in the book

and in the Anarchist Handbook,

he published a book in the 1800s

about how to build dynamite and how to build bombs.

And this is a big free speech concern at the time

because now anyone in their own house can make a bomb

and kill lots of people.

And this is something that was happening

with enormous frequency at the time.

And people tend to think,

because we have these kind of prejudices,

or we only remember what’s happening now,

but this was, I mean, World War II,

excuse me, World War I got started

with the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

There were lots of people,

McKinley’s another one who I discuss

in the book, his assassination.

There was lots of violence happening very regularly.

And with the creation of dynamite,

it kind of exponentially became more dangerous

and threatening.

Even now on Wall Street, there was a bomb that went off,

I think in the 1920s.

And the shards of shrapnel are still

in the J.P. Morgan building, I believe.

Do you ever think, if you were alive during that time,

what you would be doing?

You think of yourself as an anarchist?


Would you be, where would you be?

Would you be a socialist, a communist?

Which parties would you attend, figuratively and literally?

Well, the thing that was so interesting back then

is there was a woman named Mabel Dodge Lujan,

and she ended her days in Taos, New Mexico.

She founded an artist colony.

And she had an apartment on 9th Street

and 5th Avenue in Manhattan, a shuttle salon.

And everyone got together and talked.

And you’d have Emma Goldman, who was an anarchist,

Margaret Sanger, who invented Planned Parenthood

and advocated for birth control.

And you’d have the people from the Wobblies,

the hardcore labor unions.

And everyone kind of, Ed Sheeran Mencken didn’t attend,

but he was friends with them all.

So there was this very weird,

with the birth of modernism in art

and in kind of modernist thinking,

there was this idea of like, all right,

like this was the first time

where you could be intellectual as a class,

where there really was this space

for people who are thinkers.

And they just sat around being like, all right,

like what are we gonna do with ourselves?

And you had it in modern art, you had it in literature,

you had it in politics.

So it was a very exciting time where people were like,

all right, like everything is now on the table.

What are we gonna do with this?

And they very much were aware that this was a break

with the pre-industrial revolution

kind of farmer labor era.

Do you see, do you think for you,

violence would be compelling?


First of all, I’m just too small.

But second, I just-

Dynamite doesn’t care about your size.

Yeah, but I mean, retribution does.

And I think, I don’t know,

but to me, violence is the kind of thing

where you think you’re running it, but it’s running you.

Once you cross that line, violence sings its own song.

So whenever I hear even contemporary times

where people are advocating for violent actions,

it’s like, when you start a fire,

you’re not like, I’m just gonna burn down this house.

And there’s many cases over and over

of people who are building bombs

or trying to assassinate someone or things like that.

And it ended up literally, literally, literally

blowing up in their own face.

And violence doesn’t really work necessarily

because if you have an assassination,

you’re not assassinating the presidency.

If you take out a president,

there’s another president instantly there.

So what have you accomplished?

Someone’s husband, dad is gone.

You replace them with someone who now is in a position

to crack down and retaliate with even more violence.

So the calculus for me isn’t there.

Would I be advocating for then?

Who knows?

But I mean, I don’t know if I’d be able to have the space

to be, I certainly wouldn’t have the space

to be a podcaster or like a media personality.

That wasn’t really a thing.

To some extent, it was in the 1920s

with the Algonquin Roundtable

and all the people from the New Yorker magazine.

But they were all drunks.

It was very much a weird kind of situation to be a thinker.

What would you think you would do?

Work at a carnival?

You look good in lipstick, so.

Well, thank you.

I look good in anything.

What would I, I don’t know.

I mean, you’re not building robots.

I mean, you could have been a Tesla, right?


I didn’t mean a car.

I meant the person.

I understand.

Oh, thank you for explaining the witty comments to me.

It wasn’t witty at all,

because you wouldn’t be an Einstein

because he was an immigrant.

So I wouldn’t work with an immigrant?

What does that even mean?

No, you would have been a Tesla-like figure.

There’s already a Tesla,

so you wouldn’t literally be Tesla.

That’s why you said a Tesla.

Oh, a Tesla.

Okay, so, all right, thank you for the explanation.

See, Michael doesn’t only make funny things.

He also explains them for you.

It wasn’t funny.

Mansplains them.

It wasn’t funny at all.

That I agree with.


Okay, so yes, when you achieve.

See, this is why Kanye didn’t like you.

It’s this.

All right, I’m downgrading you from a nine down to an eight.

And if you keep talking like this,

a five is a real possibility.

All right, so the kind of vacuum that’s created

with violence is usually filled with a harsher figure.

So you don’t think violent revolution

ultimately leads to positive progress in the short term?

Well, sometimes it does.

The American Revolution, I think, was a positive example.

And overthrowing the czar, which was done peacefully,

was a positive example.

But again, when violence happens, people get scared,

and they want the violence stopped immediately.

And that’s a call for authoritarianism.

And you see it time and time again.

And they also want retribution.

They were like, bring this back to normal.

And they don’t really worry about things

like civil liberties or things like that.

And then it also creates this space

for invasion from foreign sources or demagogues.

Like, oh, look, they’re killing us in the streets.

Now you gotta support me.

It’s a very deadly game, obviously.

I remember somebody told me that, I forget where it was,

but they told me that from the very beginning

it was obvious that communism is an evil system,

or a system that leads to evil.

And to me, at least, that’s not,

if I had to put myself in the beginning of the 20th century

or at the end of the 19th century,

that’s totally not obvious.

They are trying to elevate humanity.

The basic worth of a human being,

of a hardworking human being, of the working class,

of the people that are doing the work and are striving

and just really trying to build up society

with their own hands, it just seems like a beautiful ideal.

So I guess the question is,

can you see yourself believing in that,

in the ideas of socialism and communism?

Yeah, let’s say if you were living in Russia.

Oh yeah, easily.

So first of all, I don’t think anything

is obvious in politics.

It’s not obvious that humans have rights.

It’s not obvious that liberty is better

or the markets either.

Whether you’re for a welfare state

or you’re for more free markets,

neither of those is obvious.

Both of them involve an enormous amount of thought

and background information.

So when someone says something is obvious in politics,

they really mean something is apparent.

Well, it’s not apparent on its face

that if we all get together

and promote a society based on equality

and we all chip in,

that it’s gonna really be good for everyone.

I mean, that to me is the promise of communism.

And it was also very appealing to many people

because it was new.

So the idea was, all right, we’ve tried it these other ways.

There’s all these negative consequences.

You have all these slums.

You have people getting fired

and then they have no recourse.

You have women with 10 kids

and they can’t feed their kids.

You have infant mortality.

You don’t have sanitation.

You don’t have food.

Everyone’s illiterate and uneducated.

And then you’re saying, look,

if we all chip in together, everyone will have clothes.

Everyone will have food.

Everyone will be educated.

Everyone will do their part.

It’s gonna be rough in the short period.

That’s a very compelling case to be made for communism.

It’s really easy in many ways

when something hasn’t been tried

to make it sound compelling

because you just talk about how great it’s gonna be.

And then no one,

people are always arguing about Venezuela and Sweden,

like, oh, you want democratic socialism to be like Sweden.

You don’t want it to be like Venezuela.

The Venezuelans didn’t vote for Venezuela.

They voted for Sweden.

They ended up with Venezuela.

So it’s, I think,

and the thing with communism, especially at that era,

it was very much correlated

with people who are too smart for their own good

because they had the idea that if we’re just put in charge,

instead of these business people

or these heirs to great estates,

if the people who are smart and get it, like us,

I don’t mean you and me,

like the people at the time who were advocating for it,

once we’re in charge, since we’re good people

and we want what’s best for everyone,

we’re gonna make sure everyone’s taken care of.

And they always talked about how much they cared

about the little guy.

And so I’m sure some of them meant it a lot.

And they’re like, look,

if the guy in charge is very much concerned

with the little guy,

he’s not gonna slip between the cracks

and it’s just gonna be absolutely great.

And we don’t have to worry about the capitalist class

just basically exploiting people

and having these huge estates

while these people can’t even feed their own families.

Since we have a little bit of momentum,

can you steal me on the case for socialism?

At that time and even today.

I don’t know if it’s,

I don’t know if there’s a rhyme

and a similarity to socialism as implemented at that time

and what could possibly be implemented today,

but maybe you can dance between the two.

The steel man argument for socialism is

if you have everything up to private industry,

you do not have a guarantee

that someone won’t fall between the cracks.

And the other concern is in any other context,

if someone is let’s suppose mentally ill, right?

Through no fault of their own

and they are, or someone’s handicapped,

they can’t feed themselves

or mentally disabled or something like that.

If you have everything up to charity,

some, if you see this with a endangered species, right?

The species that are cute,

it’s easy to raise money for them or protect them.

Some weird kind of frog somewhere that no one cares about,

you can’t raise money for it.

People’s interests are to what they find interesting.

So if someone is,

someone who’s like not socially appealing in some way,

whatever capacity,

they’re gonna fall between the cracks and they’re screwed.

Under socialism,

if you have a government taking care of everything,

no one is left behind.

You are guaranteed that the lowest of the low

and the worst of the worst are still going to make sure

that they’re not starving the street or just left behind.

So that is a big moral case

to be made for having the state running everything.

In terms of economics, it’s a lot harder,

but the argument there would be,

it’s why it’s not fair,

a term which in my view does not actually have a good

meaning, but it’s not fair that

because you were born a Rockefeller

and I was born in Poland that you never have to worry

about food the rest of your life.

Whereas I have to worry about,

you know, paying for a doctor for my kid.

Like you won this lottery when you’re born

and now I have to be screwed

and I have to respect all your property, why?

So that is another strong argument to be made for socialism.

And the other argument is if you have a media apparatus

that is operated under profit-seeking principles,

it is going to feed into people’s worst qualities,

most basic animal-like qualities and sensationalist qualities

and will be used as a mechanism for capitalist control.

Whereas if the government, which represents all of us,

is running things, then everyone will have a right

to have their voice heard and won’t be manipulated.

That’s the argument.

What about the reaching towards the stateless version?

Sort of because you espouse the ideas of anarchism,

it kind of has the same conclusion,

which is reaching towards the removal of the state

to where we, I guess, have some distributed reallocation

of resources that are quote-unquote fair.

But the thing is, the Marxist vision

of the state withering away and becoming anarchism,

it’s really kind of like the underpants gnomes

because it’s like-

Tell me more.

I will.

Step one, you have Marxist-

Tell me slowly.

I’m sorry.

You have full communism.

The state’s running everything, including education.

Step two, question mark.

Step three, anarchism.

So their idea was that after enough time,

the nature of man himself was going to change.

Changed it.

And then the government would be superfluous

because we would all be equal and we would all naturally

or socially, whatever term they would use,

want to act the part that we would need to do.

And in fact, Reagan had a great joke about this

where there were two commissars, I think, in Moscow.

And one of them, they’re walking around,

they’re going, is this it?

Is this full?

Have we done it?

Have we reached full communism?

The other goes, oh no, it’s gonna get a hell of a lot worse.

So that’s kind of the counter argument to that.

Do you think culture, society can change the nature of man?


So no matter, you don’t think this idea that,

for example, America has been founded on

and all men are created equal,

that that idea can’t permeate the culture

and thereby change how we see each other,

how we think of the basic worth of a human being

and thereby change our nature?

That doesn’t change, that’s epigenetic.

I don’t think that changes the nature of man.

I think, for example, if I say someone,

and which I agree with,

that someone is innocent until proven guilty,

they’re not literally innocent.

They’re regarded in a legal context as innocent,

but that person is or is not a murderer,

a thief, or so on and so forth.

So we can legally and ethically regard everyone as equal,

but as Thomas Sowell pointed out,

a human being isn’t even equal to himself

over the course of a day.

Twins who are genetic clones are not equal to one another.

So it is a important thing legally,

and it’s a good yardstick, but it’s not literally true.

But don’t you think that law becomes ethics?

So that idea of justice starts to,

we start to internalize it,

that we just, the way we behave,

the way we think about the world?

No, I think it’s a complete red herring

because no one is-

No, you’re a red herring.


See what I did there?


Because people are still going to always prefer

their family to strangers,

or their in-group to out-group.

So in terms of if you’re gonna have equality,

that means it’s gonna not matter to you

whether someone is your mom

or someone is someone down the street,

and I don’t see how that will ever become the case.

Do you think it would be possible

if you were an intellectual

like you are at the beginning of the 20th century,

would you be able to predict the rest of the 20th century?

No, I don’t think at all.

I think there was so many,

out of nowhere turns

that no one would have seen them coming.

And as an example, Lenin seizing power

and making the Bolshevik Revolution a reality

was regarded as utopian and insane.

The fact that he pulled it off is close to miraculous,

and it was quite literally unprecedented.

The fact that, so that’s a very big one.

Which aspect of it, sorry to interrupt,

which aspect was hard to predict,

that a singular figure with just some ideas

would be able to take so much power?

And maintain that power and remake that society

so drastically, so quickly, despite such opposition.

Also, not just a set of temporary protests

by hooligans that lead to turmoil in the short term,

but then stabilizes,

but literally changes the entirety of the society.

Yeah, Ludendorff, who was the German general,

he’s like, all right,

we gotta get the Russians out of World War I.

He’s the one who’s like, all right,

let’s get this lunatic Lenin

who already tried and failed to have a revolution in Russia.

Let’s send him back there,

and he’s just gonna cause problems to everybody,

and it’s gonna be great,

because it’s gonna weaken Russia,

and then our Eastern Front isn’t gonna have to be a problem.

And then to his surprise,

and everyone else’s, including anarchists

and communists worldwide,

they pulled off this October Revolution.

And then for a while, it’s like, all right,

I mean, I think my understanding is even people at the time

in St. Petersburg and in Moscow were like,

what does this even mean, right?

No one took it seriously.

And then very quickly,

you had the Cheka and the secret police

and all these other kind of implementations

of the communist state,

and people are like, oh, they’re not messing around.

But they’re like, all right,

this is not gonna last for long.

And the USA, the US and A,

we didn’t even recognize the Soviet Union’s legitimacy

for a very long time.

There were no diplomatic relations.

And after a certain point, it’s like,

if you don’t recognize Lenin and Stalin’s government,

who’s the government of Russia or the Soviet Union?

Is it the Tsar?

You have to recognize it.

It’s just, they’re not going anywhere.

So that was something that was not,

I think, very predictable.

The Great Depression, in retrospect,

there were certain things that were predictable,

but it was not at all the case

that it needed to last as long as it did in the States

as FDR made it do.

So there’s all sorts of things.

If they fought Germany’s re-militarization

near World War II could have been prevented.

If you didn’t have the Treaty of Versailles,

would you have the hyperinflation?

Would you have Hitler?

These are all, I think, choose your own adventure moments

where things could have gone in other directions.

I don’t believe this kind of idea.

This is a very Marxist idea that history is inevitable.

And once you start with certain premises,

the contradictions kind of unfold.

I think that’s ridiculous.

I feel that there’s power in the Santa Claus outfit.


I mean, it’s a fundamentally communist idea, right?

How? Santa Claus.

Arbitrary redistribution of wealth.

It’s not redistribution.

Well, at least I decide who’s good and bad.

Only I, only I know this.

And I mean, I am somehow getting funding

from somewhere, right?


Okay, listen, I have so much to teach you.

You have a workshop.

Workshop, yeah.

And how many people do you think are employed

in this workshop?

They’re slaves.


I don’t know how many elves are in the workshop.

I think the rest of you are gonna have to look into it.

No, anyway, and the red colors and everything.

Is that the biggest holiday of all time, Christmas?

Like just in terms of the intensity of the festivities?

No, I think Christmas is a very recent phenomenon.

I think historically it was not a big deal.

No, I know, historically it has not been,

but in terms of how much it captivates,

how intense it is, I guess from a capitalist perspective,

like how much is going on, how visual it is,

how intense it is, how it grabs a whole population.

I think it’s because the idea of Christmas

is probably one of the most powerful holiday ideas.

Easter’s probably up there.

Easter’s obviously up there

because you have Christ dying, his resurrection.

So that’s kind of a big one.

But Christmas is this symbol of brotherhood

and kindness and magnanimity.

You know, one of the things I despise about our culture

is this, and something I’m fighting very heavily

with this book, or at least attempting to,

is this glorification of cynicism.

This kind of like, oh, you like this song?

That’s cute, it’s stupid.

Whereas Christmas is the one time of year

where you could be happy and joyous and kind

and people don’t get to roll their eyes at you.

They get to stop being too cool for school

and they get to be like, you know, I enjoy your friendship.

You’re my sister, my brother, my dad, my mom, whatever.

And it was Ayn Rand’s favorite holiday.

I adore it, especially Christmas in New York.

And it’s just this idea of like, even though we’re cold

and it’s dark outside, you know, it’s still this kind of,

like it’s still cozy and the next,

let’s hope the next year is,

because with Russians, Dnipro Santa comes on New Year’s.

So it’s kind of like,

let’s make this next year an even better one.

So it’s very much the holiday of hope and joy.

And like love for family, for friends, for friendship.

And kindness and benevolence, yeah.

And like almost the whole, that whole rat race

of chasing material possessions and all that

gets put on hold for a brief moment

and it just all goes quiet.

But it’s also about giving people material possessions,

like here, like I value you,

this is something that brings you joy, yeah.

You write in the book, which by the way,

people should go get, buy it right now.

If you support this podcast,

or if you support the ridiculous outfits

that Michael wears, the more books you buy,

the more outfits he is gonna wear.

I’ve got two, my next two appearances in the show,

assuming I don’t burn this bridge, I’ve got some good ones.

This bridge has been burning for a long time.

We’ve been going across the road by canoe at this point.

Next time we’re gonna be swimming.

How the hell are you gonna swim?

You’re made out of lead.

Yeah, that’s true.

Sink to the bottom, get dragged across by rope.

Okay, you write in the book,

cynics like to lie and call themselves realists,

hoping for positive outcomes,

can thus be dismissed as being naive or utopian.

Can you elaborate on this point,

just like you said right now?

I mean, it seems like a,

I don’t know if it’s a fundamental characteristic

of our society today or just societies throughout history,

but there is a cynicism.

You write in the Soviet Union,

it was a really, there’s a deep cynicism.

Well, that was good at the end, yeah.

But there is a cynicism today as well,

at least in like public discourse.


Why does it happen and how can we fight it?

I think it is easy to be like, eh, everything sucks.

You know, I had my friend Lux,

she was a blogger and she was an author.

She had this great line,

cause you know, we worked in media

and she’s like, if you’re at a party

and someone starts talking about a new app or website

and you don’t know anything about it,

just say, oh, I was on that for a while,

it sucked and that’s all you need to say.

I’m like, Lux, that’s a great line.

But I think it is, and especially I’m sure you had to,

you experienced this as well with your family.

I certainly did with mine.

There is this idea, especially in Russian culture,

but in American culture to some extent as well,

where if you have aspirations,

I remember there was this show called Russian Dolls.

It was, oh, I just got it, like the Matryoshka.

Okay, I just got it.

That’s the name, okay.

The show is called Russian Dolls.

It was about Brighton Beach,

which is the Russian Jewish neighborhood in Brooklyn.

It was supposed to be their version of Jersey Shore.

It was on Lifetime and it had no ratings.

And I remember the last four episodes,

they had to burn them.

So they just ran it through like 8 a.m. to 10 a.m. one day.

And there was this one scene where one of the girls,

I forget her name, probably Natalia,

and she’d been in college

and she had been wondering what she wanted to major in.

Right, and this story was so perfect,

I’m sure I’ve told it before.

And she took an aptitude test and she went with her mom

to get like mani-pedis or something.

And she goes, mom, you know, I’ve had like 80 majors.

I didn’t know what I wanted to do.

And she goes, I took this aptitude test.

It really made sense to me.

I am gonna go to law school.

I wanna be a lawyer.

This is something I enjoy.

And the first thing out of her mom’s mouth

is how are you gonna pay for it?

And the girl, and I really related,

because if you didn’t have this Russian upbringing,

you watched it, you would think her reaction

was completely insane.

She just lost it, just screaming.

She’s like, people pay for law school all the time.

I’ll figure out a way.

Why is your first reaction to look for a problem?

Why is your first response to be like,

oh, are you sure you’ve thought this through?

I have been struggling with one problem for years,

what I wanted to do for a living.

And now like, as soon as I solve

this one big problem of identity,

your first reaction is like, let’s find a new problem.

Why is that your, instead of,

let’s figure out how we’re gonna pay for it.

And that kind of approach is so deadly

and it gnaws at you.

And I always, I don’t like giving people advice

because who the hell am I?

And also if I don’t know the context of the problem,

I’m not informed enough to give advice.

But this is piece of advice that I do for comfort giving.

If you are someone who has around you,

people who as soon as you have any accomplishment

or any hope that their first reaction is to be like,

well, what about this?

You have to get rid of them or sit them down,

maybe give them a chance.

Because that is something that is such so demoralizing

and it drains you.

And it’s like, the example I’ve used all the time,

all the time, all the time.

I say, if you wanna be an author, right?

You can go to any bookstore

and look at all the shitty, shitty books

like The White Pill.

And you could say to yourself,

I could be the shitty author.

You don’t have to be Hemingway.

So people should buy your book just to know

that it doesn’t take much.

It really does not take much.

What shitty writing is all about and boring.

Yeah, you could just pick a random period in history

and just write a bunch of crap about it

and put a pretty stamp on the cover and just go.

It was pretty, yeah.

But I mean, like for you, right?

Like not, you don’t, I don’t mean you, Lex, but-

I was raised by the wolves.

The wolf bots.

There’s lots of standard comedians

who aren’t Jerry Seinfeld, right?

If you wanna be a podcaster,

you don’t have to be Joe Rogan.

You could be someone who’s got a medium audience

and are enjoying it.

So like the idea that like something has to be,

you have to be a massive superstar or you’re a failure

is also ridiculous, but that’s cynicism.

I mean, you can even be a failed comedian like Dave Smith.

Yeah, I don’t, there’s a generic name

I came up with as an example.

I think he has like a podcast of some kind.

He’s like, yeah, not very funny.

I don’t know why he would call himself a comedian, but you-

Maybe he’s being ironic.

Don’t you think?

Yeah, so even then you could do something special.

I remember what you did with me in the movie theater.

What’s that?

I don’t, oh, you continue.

Can you explain the jokes?

Cause I can’t.

No, I’m not explaining jokes.

I’m wearing lipstick.

It’s not enough.

Now I remember what you did to me in a movie theater

and you wore lipstick that night too.

Not when I was done.

People for sure will think, this feels like a gay porn,

like a very long intro.

Because we’re not wearing pants?

Yes, there’s many reasons why this feels like this

and the outfits and just everything about this.

How would you know?

I am my friend.

I have stories.

I thought I don’t have friends.

They’re all suspiciously named either Lex or Lux

or some variation.

Like you lack complete creativity.

Just like in the writing of your book.

Or Lux, yeah.

It’s like you didn’t even use like a thesaurus

for your book.

The same words over and over and over.

The sad thing about the cynicism is like,

I don’t think it’s just a Russian thing.

I think the people.

Let me interrupt you because I didn’t finish

what you were saying earlier.

In America, it’s not just a Russian thing.

In American culture, if you have like a sitcom

or a musical, it’s regarded as less legitimate

than a drama, right?

Like if something’s gotta be about someone struggling

or someone suffering,

whereas this is like a joyous, happy story,

like maybe something like Pixar, right?

Like sure, they have conflict

and they’re going for something,

but it’s overall the background the universe is taking in

is very joyous and happy.

That is regarded artistically as less legitimate

than something which is dark

and the background is despair.

And that very subtly sends a very, to me,

pernicious message that what’s real is despair

and happiness is the aberration.

And I think if you have that as your mindset,

you’re setting yourself up for maybe not failure,

but certainly not happiness.

Yeah, but that’s in the figures,

the ideas that the culture elevates.

But at the local personal life of parents and teachers,

that still happens a lot.

In Russia and here, just my whole life,

especially because I’m a weirdo,

I’ve been kind of told to basically be less weird.

Be, there’s a kind of sense in where

there’s a certain path you’re supposed to take in life.

And every time you have a little bit of success

on those very specifically defined paths,

you’re pushed to do more and more and more on those paths,

as opposed to celebrating the full complexity

of the weirdo that each one of us is.

And I certainly am.

And I just, teachers, even friends,

and certainly family have constantly been very cynical

about my aspirations, my dreams, and so on.

I think that actually created

a deeply self-critical engine in my brain

that I think ultimately was productive

because it was also balanced by just an internal,

maybe through genetics, thing I have of optimism

about the world, of just seeing the beauty in the world.

But it is weird looking back how much the,

how much people that love me were trying to bring me down.

It’s so strange.

It’s also very hurtful for me

because when I graduated college,

it was important for me to be self-made

and not take money from my family.

And I remember my grandma, this was a huge argument,

an ongoing argument.

And one time she, as we were leaving,

as she was leaving my house,

she slipped money in under the door and I threw it out.

And it made me so angry.

Or like one year for my birthday,

she gave me, I think like $500,

which was a lot of money when you’re like 22 or 23.

And I was so pissed because that told me

that they didn’t believe that I’d be able to feed myself

or make it on my own.

And I understand their mindset, but it’s like,

I’m not, I wasn’t, I was never hungry.

Like maybe I couldn’t,

I remember I’d have to wait on the subway

because I couldn’t afford a cab.

But that was a sacrifice I had to make.

You know, I had to wait that half hour.

So it was a huge source and remains a source

of enormous tension and contention.

And I think also, I’m sure speaking to your upbringing,

in their minds, unless you’re going into an office,

you can’t pay the rent.

It doesn’t make sense.

But there’s, just like you said,

forget the office, forget all that.

No matter what, there’s always,

whatever you accomplish in life,

you’re always negative about your current position.

You always come up with another problem,

just like you said.

There’s always, it’s like a self-generating problem box.

Yeah, I remember I didn’t speak to my dad for a few years.

Then I’m like, let me give this guy another chance.

And in that time period, Harvey Pekar,

the author of Subject of American Splendor,

the movie and author of the series of comic books,

he and I became friends

and he was writing a graphic novel about me.

And when I met with my dad, I’m like,

oh, someone’s writing a book about me.

And he goes, I know, so.

And it was one of those moments where I’m like,

wow, you’re an asshole.

And not the kind of asshole I am.

You’re just like not a good person.

And I don’t know, or really at this point care,

what the motivation, or if there was no motivation,

what the visceral emotional reasoning for that.

But that kind of thing is something I,

much later now in life, have absolutely no tolerance for.

Well, in my own private life,

I try to forgive and love those people.

But it is, there’ve been a few in my life like this.

And I think they are incredible people

if you allow yourself to see it, but they’re flawed.

And so I try to forgive them.

That said, it is true that the people

that are close to you, especially family,

have a disproportionate psychological effect on you.

So you have to be very careful

having them in your life too much.

Like one thing is to love them,

and the other is to actually allow yourself to flourish.

Surround yourself with people that help you flourish.

And like you said, the advice there is really powerful,

especially early on, to have people that believe in you,

in whatever crazy big dreams you have,

that pat you on the back and say, you got this, kid.

It’s so valuable.

Here’s the other thing.

If you try and you don’t make it to that Rogan level,

it’s okay.

Like I have several books that I’ve written

that are on my hard drive that have not been published.

And there were a lot of work,

and it was really disappointing when they went out

and no publishers were interested in it.

Maybe I’ll publish them one day, maybe I won’t.

Point being, it’s fine, I tried.

Is it a romance novel?

One is, one is a-

Gay romance novel?

Does it have a guy in a Santa outfit in it?

Can you please stop asking me to send you gay pornography?

He’s calling me up all hours of the night.

I need more gay porn.

I need some ones, I only have zeros.

Yeah, never enough.

This one almost got a book deal.

This was, it would have been, it was 16 years ago.

It was a ladlet novel.

What kind of novel?

Ladlet, it’s like Nick Hornby.


Nick Hornby, about a boy.

So there was a little mini genre of these books

about young men trying to struggle their way through.

It’s a whole little,

there’s a whole little series of them.

Fight Club is adjacent to that.

It’s not literally a ladlet.

I feel like you would write a great Fight Club type novel.


You know, Fight Club is much,

and Chuck Palahniuk, is my understanding, admitted this.

Fight Club is one of the few things

where the movie is better than the book.

Oh, that’s interesting.

But the movie is so iconic.

Yeah, for sure.

But still, isn’t there a deeply philosophical,

it’s kind of like David Foster Wallace novels,

doesn’t Fight Club capture some moment in time?

That’s very kind of-

I was hanging out with Kurt Metzger

a couple weeks ago, comedian, very failed comedian.

Name drop.

Yeah, hey, Kurt.

Watch out.

And he had this great story.

He was hanging out with Patrice O’Neill, the late comedian.

Name drop.

One of the great comics of all time.

And Patrice goes,

Kurt was talking about how much he liked the book

or the movie, Fight Club.

And Patrice is like,

that is the whitest book on earth.

He goes, your problem in life

is you don’t have enough violence.

Your problem in life, you need someone to beat you up.

That’s not a problem for me.

Yeah, well, I mean, but still,

it is a very white book,

but it still captures a kind of anger and an angst

and a certain subculture in society.

Yes, yes.

That’s really powerful.

That probably led to, in some part,

to the thing you wrote about and then you write.

Oh, for sure.

I mean, it was this kind of,

like there’s that line in the movie

where Edward Norton says, I’m a 30 year old boy.

This kind of question of what is it,

sorry to be Matt Walsh,

but what does it mean to be a man, right?

What does masculinity mean?

Why are so many men at such a young age feeling so lost?

This idea that like, if I fill my house with nice furniture,

that’s still not going to be fulfilling to anyone.

Matt Walsh is-

He’s from the Daily Wire.

He just did a documentary called What is a Woman?

Can you explain?

I don’t know who he is.

So Matt Walsh is someone who works for the Daily Wire.


And he just recently did a documentary called

What is a Woman?

I think it was called.

And he went out to lots of people working in gender theory

and all that thing.

And he asked them to define,

and he went to the Maasai in Africa, the tribe,

and to talk to people about transgenderism, non-binary,

which is a word I know you hate.

And the documentary was surprisingly well done.

Is that like a passive aggressive compliment?

Surprisingly well done.

Well, because Matt is very aggressive on Twitter.

We follow each other.

And there was a lot of opportunities in this film

for him to really be like, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And instead, to his credit, he let the people speak.

And it’s possible it was edited a certain way, of course.

It was obviously edited.

But when he just asked them,

can you just define a woman for me?

And playing dumb, we’re not playing dumb,

just saying, what’s your opinion?

A lot of the people he was speaking to

were getting extremely agitated.

So it worked in that kind of context as well.

It was not his usual style.

Speaking of which,

do you ever regret your behavior on Twitter?

There were a couple of times, but very rarely.

Can you describe the big strategy

before we dive back into the October revolution?

My strategy-

Do you have a strategy,

or does it come from the heart?

Or does it come from the brain?

It comes from, I want to have fun.

So that’s literally what it comes down to.

It’s like, this is-

Girls just wanna have fun.

Are you drunk?

What is in there?

I’m very cheeky.

I have the holiday spirit,

even though it’s not the holidays.

Oh, that’s eggnog in there.

I’m delirious.

I did not sleep much last night.

I’ve been, which is, I think the second time we talked,

or the third time, the second time,

I stayed up almost all night.

Oh, I know.

I keep track of when you come and go.

So my door camera points at your garage,

so I know when you’re leaving or coming home.

My camera points at your bedroom from the inside,

but I shouldn’t have told you that now.

Let me ask you this,

because this is something that’s been bothering me.

There was a chair that you threw out,

and I was looking at my camera,

and I’m like, let me see when he threw this out.

And then one time you went to the garbage

and you adjusted it to make it stick

out of the garbage even more.

What were you doing there?

Was I, oh, to make sure

that people know there’s a chair in there.

Is that really what you, why?

Well, like the garbage person,

so they’d notice the chair, so they don’t get,

like, I always think,

I don’t want them to get hurt or whatever.

Oh, okay.

Like, they open the thing, it’s like, ah, chair.

Got it.

I don’t know what I was thinking.

Okay, it was really odd.

I didn’t know how to get rid of a chair.

It was broken.

It was cracked, and I didn’t, it was a problem.

Twitter, for me, I, my point is to have fun.

It’s also fun to kind of smack down people

who I regard as bad actors,

and also kind of to promote news that I find interesting

that maybe isn’t as prominently part of the culture

as it might otherwise be.

Do you think sometimes you draw too broadly

the category of people that are bad actors,

and then some, thereby sort of adding

to the mockery and the cynicism in the world?

I don’t think mockery and cynicism are at all synonymous.

I think cynicism means everyone sucks.

I don’t think everyone sucks.

I think it is undeniable that a lot of people suck.

What if I told you most people don’t suck?

Could you, could you, could you steal me on the case

that most people don’t suck?

Sure, I can do it in a cynical way, honestly.

It’s a quasi-cynical way.

I think most people are neither here nor there.

Most people just kind of go with the flow.

They’re amiable.

Human beings are social creatures.

They wanna get along.

They don’t wanna cause problems.

They don’t have the capacity to be the target of a problem.

So most people, I mean, if people, if most people sucked,

then going anywhere would be an excruciating ordeal, right?

Like literally, like the airport’s annoying,

but if most people sucked, it would really be annoying.

You know, going to the supermarket would be really annoying.

So I don’t think most people suck,

but I do think that in public discourse,

there are lots of people who are dishonest

about their agenda.

For example, if I’m, you know,

I could be a, someone who has,

promoting a certain ideology,

but I’m in the payroll of a candidate,

or, you know, my think tank needs this to happen,

or I’m being paid for something like that.

So that sort of thing, I think, happens all the time.

There’s the line I have in the book, Upton Sinclair.

I forgot how he, he worded exactly,

but it’s very hard to convince someone of something

if his payroll depends on him

not being convinced of it, right?

So I think things like that are,

the thing I’m really excited about

with what Elon’s doing with Twitter,

and I’m just ecstatic about this,

is to have the context now.

So you’ll have a politician making a claim,

and they’re going to word it in certain ways.

Like my favorite example is when people are like,

if you look at the years 2002 to 2020,

terrorism in America, it’s like,

did anything happen in 2001?

Is there a reason you just coincidentally started in 2002?

Like things like that.

So when people are manipulating things

to force an outcome that they want,

and to promote an idea that they want disingenuously,

to have that underneath that in Twitter now,

where the audience provides context,

I think is something extremely useful,

and it’s a great way to nip propaganda in the bud.

And propaganda pervades

the entire political spectrum, of course.

The interesting thing about Twitter

is also the discussion about free speech and so on.

I think it’s interesting to discuss free speech,

and the freedom of the press

from the context of the Soviet Union.


Let’s return to the October Revolution, and Lenin.

What was the October Revolution?

Who was Lenin?

What are some interesting aspects of this human being,

and also this moment in history that stand out to you,

that are important to understand?

I think the interesting thing about Lenin

is he was a zealot, and he was a visionary,

and he really kind of meant it.

And I’m skipping ahead a little bit,

but Lenin also was someone who was strategic.

So at a certain point,

when they were trying to advance communism

throughout the Soviet Union,

and the costs were outweighing the benefits,

he did a strategic retreat.

That did the new economic policy.

You had a rise of kind of these small capitalists coming back.

You could hire people again.

And for the hardcore people

in the Soviet Union, the hardcore communists,

this was a huge betrayal.

It’s a step back.

He didn’t do it because he was some kind of crypto-capitalist.

He did it because he’s like,

all right, we know where we gotta get to,

but we have to go at a certain pace,

and we have to adjust as we go along.

So to have someone who is that much of an ideologue,

and that much of a visionary,

but still to have any element of pragmatism to him

is, I think, a very rare combination.

And that pragmatism,

do you think that’s ultimately where things go wrong?

That’s where you sacrifice the ideas.

Pragmatism, in this case, was good

because by taking a step back,

he kind of gave himself some breathing room

to allow the revolution to continue, to win the Civil War.

There was a big moment where Germany,

it’s just, there’s lots of funny anecdotes

that I learned while researching this book.

So they were, Germany and Russia,

they were negotiating a ceasefire

because Germany wanted Russia out of the war.

And basically, Germany was like,

all right, we’ll let you leave,

but you have to sign this treaty

and basically hand over all this land

that we’re currently occupying.

It was just parts of Ukraine, parts of Poland.

And Lenin tells Trotsky to stall.

He’s just run the clock because he was of the belief

that now that they’ve taken power in Russia,

you’re gonna have a worldwide workers’ revolution.

So he’s like, just stall them.

And he stalled, he stalled.

And at a certain point, Germany’s like,

all right, you’re signing this tomorrow or we’re invading.

And Trotsky basically said,

yeah, so we’re leaving the war,

but we’re not signing anything.

And the Germans are like, what?

And he’s like, yeah, well, that’s what we’re doing, so hey.

And basically, eventually he had to sign the treaty

and cede huge parts of the land.

And a lot of money.

And this was a very precarious moment for him

to maintain control of Russia.

And people were telling him like,

you’ve lost huge amounts of territory.

You know, you’ve blown it.

You should be in jail.

And he’s like, watch your mouth

because if you look forward to the future,

it’ll be clear which one of us is more likely

to be the one ending up in jail.

And he was absolutely right.

This was Trotsky or Lenin saying?

This was Lenin saying this to Karl Radick.

So who are these figures here?

Who’s Trotsky, who’s Lenin, who’s Stalin?

What are some interesting aspects of all of this?

What sort of just to linger on it,

the personalities, the ideas that were important?

Well, Trotsky came late to Bolshevism.

He was really the brains in many ways

of the October Revolution.

He was an amazing strategist.

He never forgot that he was an amazing strategist,

had a very high opinion of himself.

And by the way, the October Revolution, 1917,

that’s like a key moment.

Of course, the Russian Revolution lasted a long time,

but this was a key moment of a phase shift

towards success of the Bolsheviks.

Well, that was the moment.

That was like, all right, we are the government now.

And now we have to make it.

You know, like Thomas Jefferson said,

I think it was Thomas Jefferson, no, it’s Ben Franklin.

A republic, if you can keep it, it’s like, all right,

we’ve made our own kind of government if we can keep it.

Because that was the big question.

You got an international blockade.

You had the white armies, the czarist forces

who wanted to restore czarism,

or at least the parliament right before Lenin took over.

So this was a big kind of, no one was,

you know, in some ways it was like the 2016 election.

It’s like, all right, we vote in Trump.

Well, what’s this gonna look like?

Like no one had any idea

of what a Trump presidency was gonna look like.

All we knew was this guy’s on Twitter running his mouth.

He’s insulting people and he’s had all these views.

Some are over here, some are over there.

And the funny thing is the Russians hacked both elections.

That’s true, it was Putin and the gremlin.

So Trotsky was, you know, Lenin’s right-hand man.

And he was, you know, enormous.

And to this day, he remains this kind of figure

who is supposedly a less authoritarian,

anti-Stalinist version of communism

that people can endorse.

And Stalin, of course, was Lenin’s successor.

At first, there was a triumvirate running Russia

as Lenin was recuperating from strokes.

Then very quickly, not very quickly, but gradually,

and then suddenly Stalin became an absolute dictator

and he had a series of purges and so on and so forth,

which solidified his control over the country.

And of course for Stalin, Trotsky later,

but throughout, as you write,

seemed to almost take on a supernatural character

wherein everything that went wrong in the USSR

was due not just to his views,

but to his direct orders from abroad.

And of course, George Orwell brilliantly,

in probably my favorite book of his, which is Animal Farm,

and also in 1984, portrayed Trotsky

as a snowball in Animal Farm,

and Immanuel Goldstein in 1984,

is this embodiment of this evil

that we always have to be fighting.

And you need that in order to hold onto power.

You always have to have that enemy.

Right, so I mean, that’s something I talk about

in The White Pill as well.

When things start going wrong,

they always have to have scapegoats, right?

And there’s this Russian anecdote.

You know, what the Russians like to do

is you can’t say things out loud,

but if you make jokes, you can say unspeakable truths.

And there’s this one anecdote where there’s a Russian leader

and things are going bad.

And he looks in his drawer

and there were two letters from his predecessor.

And he opens the first letter in a panic,

and the letter says, you know, for advice,

and the letter says, blame everything on me.

So he goes out there and he’s like,

oh, my predecessor sucked.

He was terrible, blah, blah, it’s his fault.

And everyone’s like, okay.

And then there’s a calamity again.

And he’s like, oh, crap.

So he goes back at his desk and he reads the second one,

and it says, sit down and write two letters.

So when things start going wrong,

as they constantly did throughout the history

of the Soviet Union or any, you know,

totalitarian authoritarian country,

it’s someone has to be the blame.

Since we know that our ideology is true

and scientifically true,

if it’s not working in reality,

given the perfection of the ideology,

someone must be intentionally undermining it

and causing the disconnect between thought and reality.

And in the Soviet Union,

there was the kulaks at one point,

then it was the wreckers, the doctors.

It was just different.

There was always someone,

and Trotsky was called a fascist

and was accused of plotting with Hitler

and all this other stuff.

And you also write, the problem with communism

is that eventually you’ve run out of possible scape boat.

Scape boats.

Scape boats.

You’ve run out of boats.

You do run out of boats.

Who’s gonna carry them?

Eventually you run out of possible scape coats.

It’s my second language.

It’s this English thing.

I’m a failed podcaster.

I’m a failure.

Eventually you run out of possible scape goats for failure,

at which point acknowledging or even noticing

that something was wrong itself becomes a form of treason.


So I saw that in North Korea, right?

Wherever you went in North Korea,

something was wrong.

So if you have four buttons for the elevator,

one will be mismatched.

Every wall had a crack.

Every floor had a stain.

The bathroom would be rusted through

when you wanted to flush the urinal.

But if you are someone who points this out,

you’re a troublemaker.

And you’re, oh, you’re saying something’s wrong.

You’re criticizing the operation.

First of all, you’re threatening the person who’s in charge

because now they’re incompetent

and now that’s a big red flag for them.

But second, if you’re just going around

saying this is wrong, this is wrong, this is wrong,

even if it’s objectively true,

you’re a troublemaker and you’re a counter-revolutionary.

So at a certain point, everyone just has to put on blinders

and pretend that everything is fine.

One example I use in the book, an extreme example,

was there was a photography professor

and he pointed out to his class, and he was an older man,

that before the revolution,

the quality of photographic paper was better.

And he was, I think, executed for this heresy.

So yeah, you have to pretend.

I’m reading a book right now

about the Chinese Cultural Revolution.

And there was an academic,

I forget his name, Hu Shi, I think.

And he points out that in these countries,

not only do you not have freedom of speech,

you don’t have freedom of silence.

You can’t just sit there quietly.

You have to say how great things are

and how much you’re enjoying and how wonderful they are

instead of just keeping quiet,

because if you keep quiet, that’s suspicious.

Yeah, those,

they’re always singing those songs

about how happy they are and how great everything is.

And if everyone else is singing, who are you to not sing?

Yeah, those pictures, especially when,

when it’s Stalin giving speeches

and everyone’s applauding, any dictator,

and you don’t wanna be the first person

that stops applauding.

Stalin had to have a button, is my understanding,

at a certain point, to tell people to stop applauding,

because they’re, like you said,

if you’re the first one to stop clapping,

people are gonna notice.

And why’d you stop clapping?

You don’t like Stalin?

But just imagine being one of those people clapping.

But that’s the thing.

They always had a sword over their head,

but they all had a lot of blood on their hands, too.

It’s a very, very precarious life.

But there’s also, I mean, 1984 does a good job of this.

What is that, like two minutes of hate

or something like this?

You lose yourself in the hysteria of it, in the hysteria.

So there’s some level of which,

at first, you’re sacrificing

your basic individualistic ability to think,

but then you get lost in this kind of wave of emotion,

and you give into it, you allow yourself.

It’s like a mix of fear and then anger,

and then you direct that anger towards Snowball or Trotsky

or whoever the, and like, what is that?

And you’re also losing yourself in the crowd.

Yeah, you’re losing.

Because you’re like, it’s not just I’m angry,

everyone I know, we’re all angry together.

So you really are becoming a part

of something bigger than yourself,

and having this kind of communal,

very primal emotional experience.

It’s like the opposite of Christmas, right?

Christmas, we’re all together,

everyone’s sharing their joy,

everyone’s sharing their love.

This is the opposite, literally the opposite.

Like everyone’s together sharing their hate

and anger and rage,

but you’re all kind of having a mind meld.

But I wonder what it’s like to be an independent thinker

in those moments.

Like, allow yourself to think.

Well, we know, because there were a lot of them,

and they were all punished enormously.

So they can be noticed.

You can notice them.

Oh yeah, you even notice it in America.

America’s a free country,

but when people start asking too many questions,

it’s like, where are you going with this?

You know, like if you’re in an office,

even in a corporate setting,

you’re a troublemaker.

You’re just, you know, you’re making problems for everyone.

Why can’t you be normal?

Why can’t you be just like everybody else?

So people do not like having to be made to think,

and they certainly despise having to be made

to justify themselves,

because that’s a threat to their status and to their power.

And this applies in totalitarianism,

or applies to, you know, Dunder Mifflin.

I still can’t believe you’re wearing lipstick.

I’m not.

Goes to show, you can pull lipstick on a pig.

It’s like a snowball.

I think you’ve just been on a bender.

That’s what I think.

It’s been rough.

It’s been rough.

It’s been rough.

I feel kind of,

I feel like I can be myself in this outfit.

Like, I honestly feel like I could just go around

in this outfit and just be weird,

because everyone will accept you

if you’re wearing a Santa outfit.

Like, you can say anything in a Santa outfit, right?

Have you seen Bad Santa?

Yeah, my favorite comedy.

Bad Santa, exactly.

You can’t say anything.

My fuck stick.

How did Stalin come to power?

If we return back to those early days,

post the October Revolution,

with Lenin and Trotsky and Stalin,

how did he come to power?

So what Stalin did very cleverly,

Stalin was, you know, he worked the system.

He was, you know, but he was very much in the background.

And what he did better than Trotsky

is he was much more of a politician.

He was a glad hander.

He made friends within the party.

He made people feel respected and appreciated.

And Lenin trusted him.

When, after Lenin’s stroke,

Stalin was basically the one who was keeping track of him.

Lenin asked Stalin at one point to kill him,

because after the strokes, he was incapacitated.

Stalin talked him out of it.

But at the same time, Lenin was like,

if I need someone killed, like,

this is who I need to talk to.

You know, Stalin, if you look up photos of him

when he was young, he was a stud.

He was a gangster.

He was a bank robber.

And, you know, he basically worked the system.

And you had the Trotskyites on one hand,

who were much more to the left.

Stalin’s big, I would guess, I would call it a heresy,

was he put forth the idea of socialism in one country,

whereas, like, we’re just gonna make it work here

in what became the Soviet Union.

Trotsky idea, and this is really kind of the Marxist idea,

is that the workers’ revolution has to be worldwide.

This is just a worldwide kind of new era of humanity,

where Stalin’s like, no, no, no,

we’re just gonna make it here,

and then later behind what became the Iron Curtain.

But this was, sure, this was an ideological division

between the two.

But what happens in totalitarian countries,

it happens in any kind of, like, you know,

when you have intermingling of, like,

religion and government,

things that are, like, ideological disputes,

like the Aryan heresy.

The Aryan heresy in Christianity

is that Christ is subordinate to God the Father, right?

Whereas the contemporary Orthodox version,

it’s one God and three persons, excuse me.

So they’re all co-equal aspects of God and heaven.

But that was an excuse to be like, you guys are evil,

you’re on the side of the devil, we’re gonna kill you.

So these little disputes about ideas

are often a convenient cover

for people to have a power struggle

in the guise of being like,

it’s not that I’m about wanting to be more powerful,

I’m just on the side of the truth, and you’re speaking lies,

and that’s dangerous to the revolution

or to the true faith.

So he squeezed, but the thing is,

Trotsky had the seeds of his own defeat,

because per Trotsky, the party is always right.

You cannot be right against the party, right?

So if you have this kind of party structure

and the party is saying you’re wrong,

as an individual, you are wrong,

because the collective is what makes decisions,

the collective, the workers are who have the knowledge

and the information.

And it is important for you to kind of subordinate

your selfishness, your individualism to this greater good.

So he kind of set himself up in many ways.

Is it clear to you why Trotsky lost that power struggle?

So you just explained that he set himself up,

but you can see how different ideologies

can be used to achieve different ends.

Is there another alternative possible trajectory

where Trotsky could have been the head of the Soviet Union?

It would be very hard, because he was Jewish.

So when they were seizing power,

Trotsky explicitly said, I can’t be in charge, I’m Jewish.

So the Soviet Union remained extremely anti-Semitic.

One of the reasons so many Jews became communists

in the Soviet Union, because the promise was,

once the communists took over,

we’re not gonna have pogroms anymore.

Pogroms was you had these Jewish ghettos

and under the permission or encouragement of the Tsar,

just gangs of people go through killing, raping,

robbing, stealing, rioting for days

and just a complete massacre.

And the idea is like under communism,

everyone’s gonna be equal,

we’re not gonna have this anymore.

They still had it, but to a lesser extent,

but since Trotsky was Jewish,

his real name is Lev Bronstein,

it was almost impossible to have a scenario

where he was going to be in charge.

And Stalin fed into that to some extent.

Also this kind of idea of Jewish internationalism,

it’s like, okay, he doesn’t really have loyalty to Russia.

And many of the people who were Jewish

who were high up in Stalin’s government administration,

they very much had to prove their loyalty to communism

as opposed to Judaism.

Throughout the 20th century,

what was the relationship between communism

and Jews in the Soviet Union?

In terms of anti-Semitism,

the ups and downs of anti-Semitism,

it seems like it lessened,

it was lesser and greater in different parts

of the 20th century.

Well, it’s the kind of thing where if something was bad,

there’s this Russian rhyme,


если нет воды в крыне, кто ее выпил же ты?

Like, if there’s no water in the sink,

who drank it?

All the Jews.

So if something goes wrong,

there’s just a convenient historical scapegoat,

it’s the Jews’ fault.

So this is something that’s towards the end of his life

very much, and this was after World War II,

Stalin was getting ready

for another kind of series of programs.

All these Jews were getting kicked out of their jobs,

Jewish doctors were getting sent to the Far East

instead of being in cities.

The newspapers started talking about rootless cosmopolitans,

which was a term the Nazis also used

to kind of regard Jews as others or as aliens.

And this was going to be,

and they were very clever about it.

In Pravda, and I talk about this in the White Pill,

in Pravda, there were articles, letters to the editor,

they were like, you know,

things are getting so anti-Semitic,

we really should round up all the Jews

and send them elsewhere for their own safety.

So they were kind of setting the ground rules

or the basis to have this sort of program come back,

but spoiler alert, Stalin dies,

and immediately all of this gets reversed,

and the new administration rehabilitates the doctors

who were accused of trying to hurt him

and all this other sort of thing.

What is it about the scapegoats in society?

Are we always going to be looking for scapegoats?

What do you learn from human nature

that this seems to keep happening?

I think there’s a book called The Nurture Assumption,

and I discuss this in The New Right.

And what the author learned

is that humans define themselves by opposition.

So if you have a group of people and it’s kids and adults,

the kids will see themselves as kids

because we’re as opposed to adults.

If the adults leave,

the kids see themselves as boys and girls,

because I’m not a girl, I’m a boy,

I’m not a boy, I’m a girl.

So they divide.

So this idea, which is a very lefty idea,

that human beings naturally all get along is not accurate.

And the best example of this is look after 9-11,

look where there’s a war.

Nothing unites a popular,

it’s not like when times are thriving

that everyone’s all working together.

When things are bad and there’s an enemy,

the Japanese are Pearl Harbor, it’s Al-Qaeda,

that’s when everyone really comes together

because now we have someone to be against.

So there will always be,

someone has to be the out group

and we have to be the in group as opposed to them.

But there’s a viciousness to the actions you take,

towards the out group that varies throughout history.

Some, like the degree of viciousness can cross the line

towards atrocities, towards genocide.

And that’s the question of why does it sometimes do that?

Why does it sometimes cross into genocide?

I understand it’s a useful thing

to have the other to blame in this world,

especially when times are rough.

But why does that sometimes lead to sort of action

that says I’m going to murder,

I’m going to torture the other?

I think the question really is why sometimes it doesn’t.

And one of the things I learned

when I was doing The New Right

is a lot of the Nazis,

using that term loosely speaking, neo-Nazis,

they make the point that like,

oh, when the Holocaust happened,

it really wasn’t that big of a deal

and that only became a big deal in the decades later.

And this just shows the power of Jewish influence.

And I’m like, this to me is a great thing.

It’s a great thing that we sat down

pretty recently historically,

and we’re like, wait a minute,

guys, when we have a war or we have conquest,

you don’t have to just start killing everyone.

Like this is something that’s bad and wrong.

And certainly in the last 60 years, 70 years,

this is something that people have come to take for granted,

but that wasn’t the case before.

It would always be, or not always,

but often if you conquer,

you just go wild and just start slaughtering

masses of people.

Who’s the guy from Harvard?

And he-

Steven Pinker.

Steven Pinker, I’m sorry, I forgot his name.

So he just talks about like,

we know this is one of the reasons also why

there was so much skepticism when the Holocaust started,

because this was regarded as something that was barbaric.

This is from the middle ages, from the biblical times.

We don’t do this anymore.

We’re civilized now.

So genocide is historically the norm.

I think it’s also harder to pull it off emotionally

when you have the visuals and when you have the audio

and when you have the voices of the people being slaughtered.

We don’t know, if this was 2000 years ago

and people in the Bible,

like go kill this group, go kill that group.

We don’t have their names.

We don’t have the visuals.

We don’t have anything.

But when you see someone being like,

there’s a book about, I think the Rwandan genocide.

And the title is,

we regret to inform you that tomorrow

we will be executed with all of our families,

like a telegram.

And like, when you get a telegram like this,

it’s very different than reading some history book

about the Assyrians killed the Phoenicians.

It’s like, I don’t know who this is

and I don’t know who that is, right?

So I think this is something that has changed very recently.

There was this kind of interesting moment

just that speaks to the way technology

has liberated people from violence.

Kristallnacht, which was a moment

in the lead up to the Holocaust,

where basically, with Hitler’s blessing,

you had a nationwide burning of Jewish businesses,

synagogues burnt down.

And Kaiser Wilhelm, the Kaiser,

he said, for the first time in my life,

I’m embarrassed to be a German.

But that was a moment where worldwide,

even plenty of people who did not think very highly

of Jewish people were like, this is a wrap.

This is a complete nightmare.

200 years ago, 100 years ago,

maybe not literally a Kristallnacht,

but there’s an outgroup and we hate them

and we’re gonna kill them and it’s fine.

And you think it’s even more difficult now

with the internet, that kind of thing.

Now, more difficult doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen

or it can’t happen.

I’m not saying that at all.

But I’m saying that we know a lot

about what’s going on in North Korea,

probably the most secretive country on earth.

There’s a lot of atrocities in Eritrea,

which is kind of known.

So I think it’s also, like, if you think about it,

if you’re how many years ago, 300 years ago,

you only know the people in your village

and they’re all probably gonna look like you,

so on and so forth.

Whereas now, if I’m on social media

and there’s someone from any country

and maybe their picture looks a little different,

they use the same anime picture as somebody else,

but they’re putting forth their ideas,

you do see the humanity in them.

And you do see a sense of familiarity

and a familial bond with them.

And when you hear about these things,

again, like I did when I did Dear Reader,

no one, I was on Al-Qaeda and I was on Alex Jones,

no one pushed back about like, oh, the North Koreans.

They were all like, this is horrible.

If I had a magic wand, I’d give them food.

I wouldn’t have them live in fear.

And this is something that I don’t think was the case

a couple of hundred years ago.

As I said, I’d love to get your thoughts

about what’s going on in Iran, the protests.

It seems like the regime there

is able to crack down on violence.

My thoughts about Iran, let me just,

there’s something else about Iran

which I think is interesting.

This whole idea of care for what you wish for.

Because people have this, and something I kind of,

one of the reasons I have the white pill

is Americans really are very naive

about the nature of evil, right?

They really think that a dictator has a weird mustache

and he’s banging the table and he’s like a crazy person.

And it’s often not the case.

But they also think if something is bad,

therefore the alternative is gonna be better.

So you had the Shah of Iran and he was kind of authoritarian

and no, he’s not a good guy.

So in 1979, there were a lot of people like,

this guy’s horrible, he’s oppressing the Iranian people,

let’s get him the F out of there.

He’s so bad that whatever comes after it

has to be an improvement.

And it’s like, no, that’s, if you think,

this drives me crazy when conservatives are like,

Joe Biden’s the worst president we’ve ever had,

this is destroying America.

I’m like, you have no idea how bad things can get.

The fact that you are in a position to complain

means we got our ways to go.

Yeah, every time you say that Donald Trump

or Joe Biden is the worst president ever,

that warms my heart because you’re allowed to say that.

Yes, yeah.

It’s like, I just let it, it’s like music.

As you’re allowed to be pretty,

in response to a president’s tweet, you can write that.

Yeah, yeah.

And it still lives there and nobody arrests you.


Which is a rare thing in human history.


And still rare thing in the world.

I mean, it does seem that Iran,

the current regime is able to crack down

on communication channels.

It’s still, it’s surprising to me

how much power a government can have.

Like they could use violence to control the population.


And nobody’s gonna do anything about it.

Well, I just-

The rest of the world just watches.

But here’s the thing, right?

Because if the rest of the world starts doing too much,

then they have a justification to crack down even more.

This regime, this protests are not legitimate.

These are, this happened constantly, Soviet Union.

These are foreign provocateurs.

This is meddling in our country.

Curfew, lockdown, mandatory searches, everyone’s a spy.

So that narrative is a very convenient one

for people who are authoritarian.

I know a lot of people who are Persian,

as I’m sure you do as well.

Very hardworking, very bright, great people.

And all you could do is hope

for a peaceful liberalization of it.

People don’t realize how liberal Iran used to be.

Andy Warhol.

Andy Warhol used to be friends with the Shah.

And if you read his diaries,

he talks about how he knew things

weren’t going well for the Shah

because they had less caviar at the table.

But like this is, he was really kind of,

there’s I think a poor understanding in America,

and I’m not sure why,

of what these liberal Muslim countries are like.

I gave a talk in Bodrum in Turkey,

which is like a resort town in Turkey.

And I had thought previous to that,

or I had suspected if push comes to shove

and they have to choose people in Turkey

between the West and like Al-Qaeda, not Al-Qaeda,

but like, you know, hardcore Islam,

they’re gonna choose hardcore Islam.

You go there and you’re like, oh, this is like Los Angeles.

Like these people are so liberal.

And they are the first to be killed.

They’re the first targets.

So people like that in Iran are who my thoughts are.

And I gotta tell you,

like nothing makes me more of a feminist

than seeing the women in countries like this

fight for the right to education,

the right to dress as they please.

Maybe we don’t need them driving, but you know, that’s okay.

There he is with that characteristic brilliant humor.

That you’re so loved for.

I should probably be banned for on Twitter.

I’m doing my best.

Every time you tweet, I just report, report, report.

Please stop this man.

You don’t have like a script to just.


Well, actually funny enough, I do.

But I don’t abuse my power.

I wear the ring like Frodo and I respect the power.

But you look like Gollum.

Huh, that’s not what your mom said last night.

She said you’re hung like Gollum.

I’m not going down that road with you.

I’m not holding hands another time.

I learned my, fool me once.

Okay, my close childhood friend is from Iran.

Oh wow, okay.

And I talk to him a lot.

I wanted to go to Iran.

But it’s so far away.

I can see it from my house, my friend.

I would love to take that trip even now.

It’s just culturally.

So all the different little pockets of local cultures

that make up Iran.

I just heard so many amazing things.

Yeah, my friend Paul went there.

He had an amazing time.

He just absolutely loved it.

He thought the people were awesome.

It was so interesting, very developed.

Tehran is, the history in Tehran is insane.

Yeah, I would really love to visit.

Now we return back.

I don’t know how we ended up in Iran.

But let us stroll back to Stalin taking power.

What role did the suppression of speech,

the censorship, the suppression of the freedom of the press

have in Stalin taking hold, taking power?

In Lenin, in Trotsky, in Stalin having power?

Well, it was a very useful mechanism

to direct public opinion

and inform public perspectives and everything.

So first of all, there was a lot of news

about how great things were.

You have a bumper crop here.

Grains never better.

There’s this great, there’s another anecdote

where President Kalinin is talking about how

on Karl Marx Street in Kharkiv,

there’s all sorts of new skyscrapers being built

and it’s just absolutely amazing.

And some of the audience gets up and goes,

comrade, I work on Karl Marx Street.

I walk there every day.

There’s none of these skyscrapers.

He goes, see, that’s your problem.

You’re trusting your eyes

instead of reading something and learning

what’s in the papers.

So there was this kind of disconnect between,

I forget, you probably know the joke,

like pravda-nepravda, izvestia-nezvestia,

like pravda means truth,

but there’s no truth to be had in pravda

is like kind of the Russian line.

The point is it very much,

and the other thing, this is,

my mom wasn’t particularly politically motivated,

but she talked about how you didn’t have to be smart

to realize how dishonest it was

because one day someone is the great hero

of the Soviet people,

and the next week he’s been a traitor

and a class enemy and the worst.

And then sometimes they reverted

and it’s like, okay,

like they couldn’t even keep their story straight.

And in fact, at a certain point

when Gorbachev liberalized,

they had to cancel tests

because the history books had to be rewritten so quickly.

So, and the thing that also with these newspapers

is there was a lot of, it was very monotonous

because you had the same message over and over.

A lot of these papers were about

kind of speaking to the lowest common denominator.

Stalin’s great.

Everything’s great.

Everything overseas bad.

So it very much was about not informing,

but creating a certain perspective in the public at large.

And also you were educated as a citizen

on what you’re supposed to think and say.

So you have, a lot of this was this kind of

private truths, public lies situation.

So you could read the paper and at your factory,

you could be like, oh my God,

this guy, Karl Radek’s great.

He’s like, oh my God.

Yeah, he’s amazing.

You knew what to talk about

and you knew how to look at it as well.

And then when you get home,

you could just kind of be more honest with family.

But the question is to which degree does this propaganda

and this ideology infiltrate your actual thinking?

You give examples of this like scientists

in infiltrated science.

Oh yeah.

So basically, Lysenko is the textbook example

of Lysenkoism in biology.

So because Marxism is materialist,

they didn’t like the idea that genes pass on

from one generation to the next.

So Lysenkoism kind of was a rejection

of Mendel and that kind of genetics.

And if you reject genes,

you’re really going in a bad direction in terms of biology.

The Soviet Union’s biological program

became an international laughingstock.

At one point, Lysenko claimed he crossed

a tomato and a potato.

You had things where they said they had nuclear,

which is, wait, we have fission,

but they said they invented fusion or heavy water

or hard water or whatever it was.

Point being, in cultures like this,

your way to achieve status

wasn’t necessarily about your accomplishments,

but about your loyalty to orthodoxy.

So if you were saying things that got to a result

that was congruent with the broader ideology as a whole,

that was much better as a means of furthering yourself

in the arts or in the sciences

than if you had something that was innovative,

because if you’re innovative,

it’s like, well, how do I fit this in

with the broader ruling ideology?

The problem with totalitarianism,

one of the many problems, is everything,

literally everything has to be perceived

through the lens of ideology.

And that is, there were scientists who were arrested

or at least fired because of their theories

about sunspot developments,

because it was regarded as un-Marxist.

There was an epidemic and all these horses got sick,

and because the vaccine didn’t work on the horses,

the bacteriologists were arrested

because they were regarded as wreckers.

It’s like, we gave you a job, you didn’t do it,

you’re undermining the socialist state.

So it’s kind of a backward series of incentives,

and it’s designed to maintain at all costs

the ruling ideological superstructure.

But you draw a small distinction between the ideology

and the ideological superstructure and the propaganda.

Aren’t those kind of intermixed together?

Well, the ideological’s like in the sciences

and what’s true in genetics or what’s true in astronomy,

that doesn’t really percolate out to the masses, right?

So the Pravda is maybe covering this scientist is great

or these discoveries are great,

but it’s not necessarily the same as day-to-day

or glorifying political leaders.

But the Pravda is a manifestation of the idea

that truth can be conjured up.


It can be constructed and it can be altered quickly,

and then I just, I wonder, so 1984 caricatures that,

I wonder to what degree it really could control

the way you think, like how many people it affected.

I can give you an example, a very easy one.

So again, regarding North Korea,

Kim, the great leader Kim Il-sung,

who was the founder of North Korea,

had a tumor on the back of his neck

and it was too close to the skull, the spinal column,

so they couldn’t operate on it.

And throughout his life, it got bigger and bigger.

And I got mixed messages in my research

about whether North Koreans knew about it

because they always photographed him from this angle.

And I met a refugee and I asked him, like,

did you know that he had this tumor?

She goes, yeah, yeah.

When people played him in the movies,

they would, you know, you’d make up there.

And she goes, it was an old war injury.

And I go, why would a war injury get bigger

throughout your life?

And she just stood there and she was like, holy,

but she never questioned it,

but it was the kind of thing

where they put the idea in her head

and since there was no reason to question it,

she just kind of went with it her entire life

until I talked to her, Audrey, his name.

Hi, Audrey.

Hi, Audrey.

I wonder what percent of the population is like that.

Here’s the thing.

If there is a cost to me questioning Lysenko

as a great scientist and there was no benefit,

why wouldn’t I just go with what’s going

to keep me and my family safe?

But I also mean just the psychological.

There might be a very local psychological cost.

So not a cost you’re going to jail,

but a cost like you’re gonna kind of ruin the conversation

by bringing it up.

Kind of like, yeah.

I’m just trying to-

It’s like Debbie Downer, right?

Wah, wah, yeah.

But there’s also the whole metaphor

of like there’s two fish in the river.

One says, man, the water’s really great today.

And the other one goes, what’s water?

Like a friend of mine, Adriana,

her mom came to the West and they went to a supermarket

and the mom just in front of all the Fanta,

this is just crying.

And she’s like, what’s going on?

She goes, they told us we had more food than you.

And when something is, you can under think this story.

This guy’s an enemy of the people and he was just a hero.

He just offended someone, this is bullshit.

It’s almost impossible psychologically

to think I’m living in the Truman Show

and that everything in the media is not just wrong,

but a carefully constructed narrative and a lie.

Like what, they’re never gonna tell the truth?

And how are you, you know, like what?

Even if you do understand that,

how would you even read between the lines

to deduce what the truth is?

Yeah, it must’ve been a strange experience.

There’s stories of soldiers,

the Red Army soldiers throughout World War II

as they go to different countries, even Romania.

But in Europe, just to understand

that people live much better than they did,

than the soldiers did back in the Soviet Union.

And that’s why a lot of times when they went back,

Stalin had them killed because they saw too much

or sent to the camps.

So just to linger on this idea of free speech.

So there’s constant discussion about free speech

in this modern debate about social media

and all that kind of stuff.

What’s your take on it?

Grounding it, not in some kind of shallow discussion

of free speech we have today,

but more in the context of Pravda

and the suppression of speech in Stalinist Russia.

I hate the term free speech

because it’s used in many different contexts.

Some I agree with entirely, some I disagree with at all.

I don’t think everyone has something to say

or something to add to the conversation.

And I have my locals community and it used to be,

I think the boilerplate language is,

come support free speech and free discourse.

And I changed that because I don’t like that term.

Because people will tell you with some reason

that, oh, if you block me on Twitter,

you’re voiding my free speech.

So I don’t like that term as a whole.

But one of the points of the white pill

and something I see enormous parallels with today,

if you have one news outlet

or three news outlets with identical ideology,

you’re not going to be able to get to any kind of truth

or any kind of useful information.

It’s all gonna be pre-filtered for you.

It’s like a baby bird

and you’re eating the mother bird’s vomit, right?

But if you have what we have increasingly now

with technology, if you have a world

where everyone has a camera on their phone,

if you have a world where anyone

can put their ideas out there,

maybe they’re banned from certain outlets,

but they’re not literally vanished

like they were in the USSR, that is very healthy.

That is something I’m enormously supportive of

because back in the day,

if you only had the TV crews with cameras,

you can only see what they’re capturing

and they could edit it.

Whereas now, we saw this recently during COVID, right?

You had these reporters with masks on and they’re talking,

but the cameraman wasn’t wearing a mask.

So you’d have the people on the street being like,

look, they don’t believe it.

Or as soon as they would start filming,

the guy took the mask off and they’d film them.

They go, you are lying.

You don’t believe this.

You’re putting this on for some purpose,

whether you’re leaving the efficacy of masks or not.

That person clearly does not,

is only putting on for show.

So that’s, or crimes.

It’s people, you know, are anti-police.

They say, okay, the cop said this.

Did he draw the gun in the sky necessarily?

So on and so forth.

It is so much better when everyone has access

to as much of the information as possible

and can make that informed decision themselves.

Now, there certainly is space for informed people

to be like, no, no, no, no.

This isn’t what it looks like.

If you look here, if you look there,

it’s cropped here, so on and so forth.

But that’s still much more useful

than just having that 20 second clip

that someone has decided to edit for you.

So like truth has a way of,

because everything is so interconnected,

truth, no matter what,

has a way of finding its way to the populace.

And also there’s a big asymmetry in terms of trust.

So if I tell you a hundred truths and one lie,

that lie is equal, I’m screwed.

Because once you catch me in a,

you don’t have to kill someone every day

to be a murderer, right?

You only have to do it once.

So if you catch me in a brazen lie,

you’re going to look at everything I say after that

with an enormous grain of salt.

So that is another big asymmetry in favor of truth.

If someone trusts you,

you have to be honest all the time

and you’re going to make mistakes.

You can own those mistakes and be like,

hey, this is why I made the mistake.

This is why I said such and such.

Okay, but the flip side of that,

which has been disheartening to me

is that people on the conspiracy side,

conspiracy theory side of things,

I’ve noticed how easy it is to just call something a lie.


And then that becomes viral.

For some reason, there’s a desire for people,

yeah, for anyone who points out

that the emperor’s not wearing a clothes,

even when the emperor is fully clothed.

So I don’t know what that is,

but that really seems to mess with this truth mechanism.

So when it becomes viral to call people a liar,

whether they’re a liar or not,

it’s like you feel like on unstable ground

because to me, that idea of revealing a lie

that somebody told is a really powerful mechanism

to keep people honest.

But when you’re like misusing it, crying wolf too much,

well, it seems to break the system.

It makes me nervous because there’s also like a-

But just, if someone is a liar,

that doesn’t mean literally everything they say is a lie.

No, but what is a lie and what isn’t?

I just noticed that there’s money to be made

in calling out something as a lie.

It’s just the conspiracy theories.

Straight up, the first thing, some traumatic event happened,

give an explanation that’s not the mainstream explanation.

No matter what, whether it’s true or a lie,

there’s a lot of virality and money to be made in that.

And that makes me nervous

because it doesn’t matter if it’s true or not.

It becomes anti-establishment ideas are viral,

whether they’re true or not.

Sure, but I think establishment ideas are powerful

whether they’re true or not.

So I think-

On the whole, I think you’re right.

I mean, on the whole, it’s good to test the power centers,

but it just makes me nervous in our attention economy

that the sexy thing seems to be

the anti-establishment message.

And then it feels like that becomes a drug

where everything, anything the establishment says,

anything institutions say,

anything the mainstream says must be wrong

because it comes from the mainstream.

I have that line that you’re supposed to take one red pill,

not the whole bottle.

I am certainly one of those people who is of the idea

that they are dishonest far more often than they’re honest.

That said, there are people who are of the belief,

to use an extreme example,

that Trump is still the shadow president.

And there’s gonna be these QAnon mass arrests.

I thought this was something that like the Daily Beast

made up to make fun of MAGA,

but I was just on the phone with my buddy last night

and he was like, no, no, if you go to Truth Central,

they’re like all over there.

And if you disagree with them,

they call you a controlled opposition

or a grifter or so on and so forth.

Is it on 4chan or where?

Truth Central, Trump’s social media outlet.

Oh, Truth Central, no, Truth Social.

Yeah, but he forgot the name of it himself,

so he’s like, that’s why I had to create a joke.

You gotta explain the jokes.

You gotta explain the jokes.

You do like the way Twitter puts that context.

You gotta do the joke and then pause

and like turn to the camera and explain.

And have a laugh track.

Yeah, so people know where the jokes are.

That’s real humor.

So we, and then we just clap.

And then everybody clapped.

I think for the last two years, especially vis-a-vis COVID,

the overwhelming message was the experts

know what they’re talking about.

And if you are questioning this, you’re a Vax denier

and you basically should be read out of polite society.

And one obvious counterexample to this was social distancing.

If social distancing was efficacious,

why were there no attempts ever to bring it back, right,

when you had different waves?

And if it wasn’t efficacious,

why was it so insistent that we do it,

all do it at the very beginning?

In fact, in many places,

you’ll still see the signs on the floor

where it’s six feet apart.

So there’s an incongruity there.

And I think we are forgetting, as a people,

the intensity with, and understandably to some extent,

if you have this worldwide deadly plague,

like it’s gonna be, go where the leakiest hole is.

So you really got to kind of get everyone on board.

But to the vehemence with which we’re told,

we know what we’re doing.

This is the way to solve it.

If you don’t do it, you’re causing mass death.

That I think fed in very heavily

to people’s enormous sense of skepticism

toward establishment sources.

Speaking of the plague, you opened the book with a-

Yeah, that quote from Camus.

It’s a strong, strong quote.

Camus brings me to tears.

And it’s funny, because I reread the myth of Sisyphus,

which I had been recommending to people.

I’m like, this book is not good.

But he’s got, his ethos is my favorite

of all the philosophers.

It sounds like the myth of Sisyphus was a myth.

He says-

Laugh track, cute.

All I maintain is that on this earth,

there are plagues and there are victims.

And it’s up to us, so far as possible,

not to join forces with the plagues.

And why I have that as the introductory quote to the book

is I think morality and ethics

are very, very complicated subjects.

There’s lots of gray areas

where you don’t know which way to choose.

But at a base level,

he has another quote that’s ascribed to him.

He never actually said.

But something about, you know,

is the duty of thinking people

not to be on the side of the executioners.

If you are, we should do whatever we can

not to have blood on our hands,

not to be murderers, not to want death.

And that in and of itself is a big pill

for a lot of people to swallow.

We’re all brought up, taught that war is a last resort.

And yet when it comes to international affairs,

it’s always often a first priority

and people are champing at the bit

to start going in and killing people.

And what war means isn’t good guy soldiers

versus bad guy soldiers.

My concern is always with the civilians,

with the kids who become orphans,

with the wives who become widows and things like that.

And then communities which are, you know, ruined forever.

So I love that quote of his.

I think he’s, I mean, the book started,

it was going to be a recontextualization of Camus’ thought.

I was gonna rip off my old buddy, Ryan Holiday,

what he did with the Stoics and do about Camus.

And then when I started rereading Camus,

I’m like, oh, there’s,

I’ve read more into him than is really there.

And then it went a whole other direction.

So you wanted to do almost

like an existentialist manifesto.

So like, one must imagine Sisyphus happy?

Well, more like Camus for today

and what his philosophy can teach us,

like Ryan did with his many books about the Stoics, yeah.

And it was gonna be called The Point of Tears.

Live to the Point of Tears?

Yes, but the title was gonna be The Point of Tears.

No, I know, but from that line.

That’s a good line, right?

He has so many good lines.


Maybe it’s not about how-

Probably shitty in bed though, right?

Well, no, he was a big Lothario.

He was probably pretty good.

What’s Lothario mean?

He got around.


What percent of the audience of humans on earth

do you think know the word Lothario?

What percent of them have a computer?

Look it up.


It’s not some weird term.


L-O-T-H-A-R-I-O, Lothario.


A man who behaves selfishly in a response

to being in sexual relationships with women,

they’re seduced by a handsome, in quotes,

they’re seduced by a handsome Lothario

who gains control of their financial affairs.

Oh, I didn’t think, I always thought it was more

as just someone who’s like a stud.

Like a player, but no.

Yeah, a player, yeah.

There’s a malevolent-

Oh, I didn’t realize that, okay.

Well, then he’s-


Okay, that’s not him.

Irresponsibly, and a man too.

Although Ayn Rand would be proud, selfishly.

What’s wrong with selfishly?

She wouldn’t like that kind of selfishness.

That’s expectative.

A man who behaves selfishly and irresponsibly

in his sexual relationships with women, huh.

Yeah, okay.

So he was just a player.

Not a, maybe a stud.

I don’t think he was promiscuous particularly.

Nietzsche didn’t get, he never got laid, right?

He had syphilis.

He died of syphilis.

Oh, it was from prostitutes.

Was it?

Okay, possibly, yeah.

You’re asking me like I knew the guy.

I heard it’s from,

he never had a deep, loving, fulfilling relationship.

He had a very skewed understanding

on the way he wrote about women.

Although somebody wrote to me and said

that’s a mischaracterization,

that he was actually very respectful of women.

Yeah, but he had that line,

if you’re going before a woman, bring a whip.

Wasn’t that him or was that Schopenhauer?

If I were to quote you from your Twitter,

I think I could make a very convincing argument

that you’re sexist, racist, and probably a Nazi.

Well, I do own like some of Hitler’s stuff.


I got the-

I rest my case.

I feel like I’m a Nuremberg.

I’m gonna be hung by his own tie.

This isn’t a tie, it’s a noose.

You should have thought about that

when you were saying all those things.

Okay, what do you think of the leak of the Twitter files?

I was so happy that Elon gave the information

to Matt Taibbi and Barry Weiss,

who are both, by any metric, lefties,

who are both professional journalists

of longstanding with great resumes.

And overnight now they’re doing PR for the world,

which all the way to the party line was.

The fact that you had all these corporate journalists

now having to play catch up

and not having control of the microphone, to me,

was just absolutely amazing.

I think transparency is what brought down

in many aspects of Soviet Union

and what will bring down what negative aspects

of the regime we have here.

When you see the machinations behind the scenes,

and then when you see the rationalizations after the fact,

you realize, oh, these people are not acting in good faith.

The fact that, for example, the New York Post article

about the Hunter Biden laptop

and how the New York Times covered it as well,

they didn’t mention any kind of dick pics,

Twitter made it so I couldn’t even DM you

the link to the New York Post article,

which was a tool they had previously used only

to prevent child pornography.

So that shows to what extent they were willing

to put their thumb on the scale,

but it also shows that for any layman,

when they’re looking at this,

to realize what you are perceiving as news or information

is very much sculpted, edited, and guided by powerful people

who have a vested interest in maintaining their power.

I think, to me, the important lesson

is this is not a left or right thing.

Oh, not at all.

Power versus powerless, yes.

And also the important lesson there,

I think, at least in the case of Twitter,

in our society, it’s a slippery slope.

You don’t get there overnight.

You start using those tools a little bit,

a little bit to slow down misinformation,

to just a little bit,

that you start sending emails to each other a little bit,

and it becomes more and more,

you start forming justifications,

you start getting a little more and more comfortable

kind of talking about the stuff.

I think there are several ways to fight that.

One is having hardcore integrity up front,

so don’t even open the door.

But I think, realistically, human nature is what it is,

and so I think the only way is through transparency.

I hate the fact they got politicized.

I really hate that the right have run with it,

like, look, the left is planning the rigged elections,

and so on.

To me, it shouldn’t be left or right,

it shouldn’t be about politics.

That transparency’s good.

Other companies should do the same.

Facebook should do the same.

And in fact, that transparency will protect Facebook.

It will protect Google.

Look, this is our situation, tell us what to do,

and we’ll do our best.

I remember when I was writing The New Right,

Twitter’s line was,

we’re not gonna tell you guys what the metrics are

by which we ban or censor people,

because then bad actors are gonna navigate around them.

And it’s like, what are you doing?

Just tell people in any establishment

what are the rules for which behavior is permissible.

If I go to a store, if I return the sweater,

is it cash back, no refunds,

or if I get store credit, you know what I mean?

So that they were having this place

which was presented as a huge

international space for public discourse,

and they’re not telling you ahead of time,

this is what we will tolerate,

this is what we will warn you about,

this is what will kick you out overnight.

That to me was crazy and outrageous.

And I’m really pleased with to what extent Elon

is being open with their policies.

And what I really wanna commend him about is,

now I’m triggered,

because one of the things that he took over,

he’s like, our first priority is getting rid

of child pornography and child exploitation, right?

That was, he’s like, racial slurs, homophobic slurs,

anti-Semitic slurs, yeah, yeah, that’s cool.

Kids getting harmed is number one.

And he fired the old task force

because they weren’t doing their job.

Eliza Blue, who you know,

she had been on this for a long time,

but people who were victims of child pornography,

child exploitation, were emailing Twitter being like,

these are my images, get them off.

And they’re like, too bad, porn is allowed on Twitter.

He starts trying to crack down on it,

this is a very hard problem

because these bad actors have mechanisms

to evade being banned.

They wanna get their,

for lack of a better term, product out there.

Forbes Magazine, who is an agent of the devil,

had a tweet and they tweeted this nine times.

You know, now that Elon’s here,

Twitter’s child porn nightmare has gotten much worse.

They tweeted this nine times.

I looked up, anyone listening to this can look up,

look at Forbes and do a search.

They never mentioned this problem before.

So now that Elon is doing something about it,

now it’s a problem for you.

No, it’s a problem, Elon’s the problem.

It’s not the child porn that you guys had a problem with.

And that to me is like, yeah,

I understand that you think that Elon is a bad guy

because he’s upset your apple cart.

This isn’t a political issue.

This isn’t a gotcha moment.

This is, all right, here are some tips.

We talked to 10 experts, digital experts,

and here are some techniques, Mr. Musk,

that you might want to take from us free of charge

that will help you solve this.

That would be a great article.

And I just want to use this opportunity

to say quite clearly and strongly

that even though Twitter and other parts of the internet

are interpreting some of my statements

to mean I’m right, in this case,

meaning leaning right, right wing,

and in other cases, leaning left, left wing,

I’m not, I’m apolitical,

or at least I try to be in my thinking.

Take one issue at a time.

I do take an opinion on each issue at a time,

but I hate camps.

I try to avoid political camps in general.

It just, it sucks that promoting transparency in this case

or celebrating transparency

is somehow connected to being right wing.

No, it’s being made into a supposed euphemism

for being right wing.

It just, it sucks.

It sucks, even though I’m wearing a red suit

and this is a very red-themed conversation.

Well, I mean, the revolution was the color of blood.

I’m just gonna let it sit on that for a second.

Okay, you mentioned New York Times bestseller list.

You chose to self-publish.


Can we just linger on that decision?

What are the pros and cons of self-publishing?

The cons are it is acceptable

in our current business climate or cultural climate

for corporate media outlets

to pretend the book doesn’t exist.


So basically, and there’s reason for it.

I can make the case to them pretty easily.

If someone’s doing it themselves, who is this guy?

It’s some crackpot writing crazy stuff

from his basement, right?

It’s a little different, I think, for me,

because I’m an established author.

C-SPAN gave me an hour on Book TV.

Still a crackpot, but yeah, established.

For Dear Reader, I think I was the first one

to get an hour on Book TV for a book that I did myself.

So there is space for that.

It didn’t go through a vetting process

the way a book going through a corporate publisher did.

So those are the minuses.

The pros are I can drop it and publish it immediately.

If you go through a corporate publisher,

you have to wait a year.

You can have the book you want

instead of getting past the editor.

And some editors are very, very good,

and there’s a whole spectrum.

Some of them, not so good.

Some are good, some are not so good.

I know the best, the real killers.

All right, there’s good people on both sides.

Yeah, there’s plenty of good people on both sides.

And I don’t mean the white nationalists

who I condemn totally.

But the thing is, in terms of money,

you get six times as much profit when you self-publish

than when you go through a corporate publisher.

The buck stops here.

In one of my books that I co-authored,

I won’t even mention the name,

there is a typo, and they don’t care.

They didn’t fix it for the paperback edition.

Here, since I’m going through Amazon,

if there’s a typo, I can fix it live, and it updates.

Oh, yeah?

You can just update it.

Yeah, so that’s very useful.

You do like a Fight Club thing

where you can insert a dick pic in one of the pages?

Okay, why do you keep texting me to send you dick pics?

Talk about North Pole.

Justin, you’re, all right, all right.

All right, I get it.

That’s why I’m not the editor.

I get it, North Pole, I get it.

The other advantage, just socially,

is I think people are,

like I found this with the Kickstarter I did for Dear Reader,

people are much more excited to buy it and promote it

and talk about it when they know you’re doing it yourself

instead of you’re getting a big check

from St. Martin’s, HarperCollins, Penguin, whatever.

Are you also trying to use some kind of service

to get it distributed to bookstores,

or are you just going to do Amazon?

No, just Amazon, yeah.

And that’s probably where most sales happen.

The vast majority, yeah.

So it’s not gonna be in bookstores.

So how difficult is the process of getting it on Amazon?

So I’ll tell you a funny story about how Amazon works,

because this was, I always planned for,

because everyone, people’s,

here’s another piece of advice I will give people.

Your life will be a lot easier if you realize

that the majority of people in every industry

are bad at their jobs.

Like once you have that realization,

everything else makes sense

and your life will be a lot easier, right?

So when I did the Anarchist Handbook,

which was a collection of essays

from various anarchists throughout history,

when I submitted it to Amazon,

there was a lot of copyright issues.

Because they’re like, do you have the rights to this essay?

Do you have the rights to this essay?

I had to go back and forth with them a lot

to make sure I had copyright

where everything was public domain.

And the thing is you forward it, you update it,

you give them the information, three days,

there’s another problem, it’s not three days, so it’s weeks.

The other thing with their CreateSpace program

is the paperback and the ebook, the Kindle,

are approved independently.

So just because it’s approved for one,

it’s not approved for the other.

After I published Anarchist Handbook

and it was a big success,

they unleashed, enrolled, excuse me,

a hardcover edition program.

So I’m like, oh, great, I’ll put in hardcover.

They’re like, sorry, this is too similar

to Murray Rothbard’s Anatomy of State,

which is a pamphlet or short book

that Murray Rothbard wrote.

I go, well, wait, I have the entirety

of Anatomy of State in here.

I have permission from the Mises Institute in writing,

which I’m giving to you, to reprint it.

And you guys already have it been published for a year

as a paperback and ebook.

And they’re like, too bad, blocked.

So it’s not available as a hardcover on Amazon,

even though it’s available.

Maybe now it’s gonna be pulled as paperback and ebook.

So with this book, I was anticipating,

all right, there’s gonna be some whatever.

The thing with how it works is you have to upload it

and hit publish, and then you gotta wait for the approval.

I’m like, okay, this is gonna be who knows.

I just wanted to get it as fast as possible.

4 a.m., less than 24 hours, I get a notification.

Congratulations, your book’s available for sale.

And I have to run downstairs and pull it from publication

because otherwise it was out and I didn’t finish editing it.

So that’s the situation there.

Oh, that’s fascinating.

But that’s like powerful.

That’s like, it’s all in your hands.

It’s all on you.

Yes, and I think the program is great.

It charts just like any other book.

The quality of the books is great.

I am very happy with, I have no contact with them.

My buddy Tucker Max, he had a company that did this

and they basically helped people

self-publish their own book.

They did Dave Goggins’ book.

I think you’ve talked to him, haven’t you?

Or yeah, maybe they emailed me or something.

Yeah, yeah.

And he said, I have done dozens,

maybe hundreds of books with them.

I have never been able to get someone on the phone.

So I don’t know what’s going on over there,

but guys, if you wanna reach out to me, please call me.

It’s Michael at LexFriedman.com.


Ha ha ha ha ha.

Friedman is spelled wrong.

Yeah, if you ever have any complaints,

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Please just at me at Twitter about Michael.


Why do you think so few established authors self-publish?

I mean, it seems like it makes perfect sense

in this modern society to be able to,

when you finish the book,

to publish it within a few days, a few weeks.

I think, I talked to Jordan Peterson about this at length,

and Michaela, his daughter, who I’m also good friends with.

She’s actually named after Gorbachev,

who’s a big hero of this book.

Also a friend?

Michaela, you know, I was in talks to interview Gorbachev,

and then COVID hit.

And that’s one of the big regrets of my life.

I think if I met him, I would be on my knees,

literally kissing his feet, crying.

I mean, one of the big points of the White Pill

is there were so many moments

when they were calling him up,

sending the tanks, we want another Tiananmen Square.

And he’s like, fuck you.

So when you have anyone who has the capacity

to murder thousands of people

and chooses to withhold that power,

all I could do is applaud.

He resisted the cynicism.


Wait, so the authors,

why didn’t he publish some of the books?

I think they’re still in the,

you know how there’s this whole idea

of how if you’re a movie actor, you don’t go on TV,

because that kind of ruins your brand?

So, and that’s kind of going away.

There’s a lot of shows where the lead

is now like a former movie actor.

And this is kind of like a big thing,

like Matthew McConaughey,

you know, he had a TV show on HBO, I believe.

So I think there’s this kind of like, wait a minute.

What’s that?

I didn’t hear what you said.

I said, all right.

Is it all right?

All right, all right, all right.

Matthew McConaughey, all right, all right.

I don’t know what that is.


I’ll explain it.


Look at the context below.

So I think for them,

it might be A, a loss of credibility to some extent,

but B, their agent,

whose job is to sell them and get a big advance,

wouldn’t be encouraged to self-publish,

because, you know,

so I don’t think it’s percolated to powerful people yet

how feasible this is,

and how profitable it is,

and how they’ll still be able to reach their audience.

And I feel if, you know, I don’t,

if Anarchist Handbook wasn’t such a gigantic success,

I would be much more nervous about The White Pill.

But the fact that it was,

and that I saw it from start to finish,

and I know the ins and outs,

now I’m like, what are you guys bringing to the table?

So that’s taking a year of my time,

and introducing edits that I would not otherwise agree with.

I think for some people,

a book is a sort of beacon of reputation.

So it’s really important to not,

there’s somehow not as much reputation

associated with a self-published book,

unless it’s successful.


And then like the,

its success outshines the actual,

however it was published.

I think, I guess David Goggins self-published his book.

Because it used to be you self-published

when you can’t get a book deal.

So it’s like an admission of failure.

Yeah, so you would recommend it as something for authors?

No, I would recommend it as something for authors

of a certain stature, for lack of a better term.

Got it.

In terms of your resume and your experience,

it’s better to get a crappy advance,

and have a book with St. Martin’s that goes nowhere,

than a self-published book that goes nowhere.

So the other thing is you have to make sure

you have enough of an audience

that you can move some copies.

What about OnlyFans?

Would you recommend authors?

How much money do you think you and I could make

if we did like bathtub scenes in OnlyFans?

No, just chilling, just reading.

Like Animal Farm, just like while sitting in the bathtub.


I don’t know.

Okay, Snowflake.

Snowball, sorry, Snowball.

Okay, Snowball.

All right.

What was his name?


No, the horse.


I’m hung like a boxer.

I will work harder.

And that guy, I think about that guy a lot.


Yeah, his motto was I will work harder.

Anything that happens, like the pigs would take advantage

and his response to everything.

He was inspiring to me

because he never gave in to the cynicism.

Right, and they killed him.


Spoiler, sorry.

But that’s a good way to die, never giving in.

Well, yeah, there’s a lot of that in this book

about the people who were like,

you’re not gonna break me.

Like I am bigger than this.

Did you ever believe in Santa?

I remember the day I woke up on New Year’s

and there was a present under my pillow

and it was like, holy shit.

Because Santa Claus left it.

That’s the whole thing.

He leaves you a present under your pillow.

Right, so you believed, but what,

I thought the story was gonna be

when you first realized he’s not real.

I don’t remember when I realized he wasn’t real,

but that story was, I did think it was real.

I was like, oh my God.

And okay, there’s this,

because I did too.

And I remember, I don’t think I can put myself

in the mindset of the kind of person

that believed he was real.

Because what did I think?

What was my worldview that allowed

like a giant person in a red suit to be real?

Although I do remember, I think the first time

that Santa Claus showed up to our,

like lived in this very small apartment.

And when he first showed up to our apartment,

I just remember it because he was really drunk

and smelled.

It was like a party.

It was like a New Year’s party or whatever.

So one of the people dressed up as Santa Claus.

I just remember this, wow, this gotten like real fast.

Like I remember like thinking, of course,

of course it would be, like, what was I thinking?

What was I thinking?

There’s gonna be some perfect, like-


Perfect being, like better than,

like the best of humanity.

He was just a regular dude, kind of fat,

but like not sexy fat.

It was like, not really that jolly and kind of exhausted.

And I really have not showered in a while, but also funny.

I remember, I love telling this story,

how old I was and I must’ve been five or six.

And it was just that age where you distinguish

between what’s real and what’s not.

So like Vikings and knights and ninjas are real

and dragons and mermaids and elves are fake.

And I was on the corner of Shore Parkway,

right before the park in Bensonhurst in Brooklyn.

And around the corner wearing a denim vest

was a little person, a dwarf.

And I saw him and I was like,

all right, back to the drawing board.

Like, I don’t know what’s real or not anymore

because I just saw a dwarf, so I don’t know what’s going on.

And since then, given your relationship with Alex Jones,

you’ve continued the journey

of not knowing what’s real or not.

That’s correct.

All right, let’s talk about the next steps.

After Stalin took power, he started to actually

implementing some of the economic, some of the policies

in this idea of collectivization.


What’s the story of that in the 20s leading into the 30s?

What was this idea?

What was the relationship between the regime,

the ideology and the farmers?

Well, there’s always been, and obviously very much this day,

an enormous amount of enmity, for lack of a better term,

hatred between Ukraine and Russia.

I mean, this is centuries in the making, if not more.

And the Ukraine, or Ukraine now,

but at the time, I’m speaking of the region,

is and still is the breadbasket of Europe.

It was very fertile lands.

This is where the food comes from.

And this was a issue also for Lenin,

as I discuss in the book,

because when you had famines there,

you have famines throughout

what later became the Soviet Union.

And the problem is, this happened in North Korea as well

in the 90s, when they don’t have food,

if you let in foreigners and feed your people,

all of a sudden you as the government are either superfluous

or downright deleterious to their wellbeing,

and that’s a threat to your power.

So Lenin let in an American organization in the early 20s,

which was actually headed by Herbert Hoover, of all people.

And after a while, Hoover left

because he found that the Bolsheviks

were just taking the grain

that the Americans were giving to feed the people

and selling it for export while the people suffered.

And one of the people who grew up in these starvation times

was a young Mikhail Gorbachev,

where he had, I think it was like a quarter

or a third of his village starved to death

during one of these periodic famines.

Stalin’s idea, this was a good mechanism for him

to break the idea of Ukraine being an independent nation

within its own identity.

And he had this kind of liquidation of the kulaks,

very famously, which thankfully is much more discussed now

than it was maybe when you and I were kids.

And a kulak, the real meaning or the literal meaning

is kind of this wealthy landowner, right?

But very quickly, it’s kind of like it becomes outgroup.

So there was a big incentive

to call someone you didn’t like a kulak

and then good luck to you

because now the eyes of the state are on you

and you have to prove that you didn’t hire people,

you didn’t have four cows

or how many acres or so and so forth.

They took a huge percentage of the population, the kulaks,

and they just deported them.

These are lands that they had for generations

and they just spread them throughout broader Russia.

Many of them never made it and many of them were killed.

This was by design.

And the dark thing about the kulaks, like you said,

when it becomes abused, when it becomes the outgroup,

is the kulak is supposed to be wealthier

than sort of the general farmer peasant.

And so basically, it gives you a mechanism of resentment.

Anybody that’s better off must be better off

because they’re a kulak, let’s get rid of them.

And it has, just from an economics perspective,

even leaving ethics aside,

it basically completely de-incentivizes productivity.

It wants you to fail because if you succeed,

you’re a kulak and you’re going to be tortured,

you’re gonna be deported,

you’re going to be derided, all that.

And also, you’re poor because he’s rich.

That’s a big part of it.

So while this was going on and food was becoming a problem

because you had poor weather conditions,

there was a campaign about, oh, the reason you’re hungry

is because the kulaks are hoarding all the grain.

And if you’re somewhere else in the Soviet Union,

how are you supposed to know any better?

Because you’re being told every year,

the crops are bumper crop, bumper crop, bumper crop,

and now there’s no food, there’s no bread.

And so, see, we produced all this bread.

It’s not getting to you

because the kulaks are hoarding the grain.

So they came in what became known as the Haldimor

and Ann Applebaum, who’s a great historian,

who, unfortunately, I disagree with a lot

in contemporary politics,

but who’s done so much great work about the Soviet Union

that I pretty much give her a blank check

on whatever she wants to say nowadays.

She wrote a great book about this called Red Famine.

And these activists descended on these villages like locusts

and their job was to requisition

as much food as possible.

And they would come back at all hours of the night

to make sure you weren’t hiding food.

And this is what was so pernicious about it.

Your own body would betray you.

They could look at you and see that you’re not losing weight.

You’ve got those chubby cheeks.

That means you have food and that’s the government’s food.

That is the food of the people.

And if you are keeping food for yourself,

you are stealing from the people.

You’re an enemy of the people

and you deserve whatever comes to you.

And it got to a point where they’re eating,

they didn’t have grain to plant for the next harvest.

And what was even sicker is,

one of the big criticisms of communists of the Tsar

was his internal passport system

that I can’t go wherever I want within Russia,

the Russian empire without permission.

Stalin reintroduced this.

So if your village was targeted, you can’t leave.

Now, some people got away.

They tried to get to the cities and so on and so forth.

But you get to the city and you’re starving.

You have no clothes.

You’re a kulak.

I’m hungry because of you.

And now you’re too lazy to work.

Get the F out of there.

And there were stories, I have them in the white pill

of this like starving teenage girl

and she’s begging for food.

And the guy knocks, the shopkeep knocks the food

out of her hand and she dies on the spot.

And everyone in that line knew not to give her any food

or any sympathy because she’s a kulak sympathizer.

And very quickly, if you’re a kulak sympathizer,

all that has to happen is someone has to call,

I think it was the NKVD at the time,

you know, the different names, the Cheka,

the secret police, and they have to be like,

oh, you see whatever her name was, Zhenya?

She was a kulak sympathizer.

We saw a kulak who was trying to shake us down for food

because too lazy to work and she felt so bad for them.

So you might want to check in on Zhenya, so yeah.

But in 32 and 33, Holodomor,

it wasn’t just small injustice here and there.

It was mass starvation.


And suffering.

Yes, millions starved to death in the Ukraine alone

and by design.

So you mentioned Anne Applebaum’s book, Red Famine,

Stalin’s War in Ukraine.

But another excellent book on the topic,

and by the way, thank you for recommending that to me.

Her work’s amazing.

Yeah, it’s a really, really powerful book

about not just about Holodomor,

but like the context of Ukraine,

basically the history of Ukraine that’s relevant for today.


To understand, understand the relationship

between Russia and Ukraine.

But another great book is Bloodlands,

Europe Between Hitler and Stalin by Timothy Snyder.

I don’t know, I think you also recommended that to me

at some point, or maybe not.

I haven’t, but I’m familiar with that, I haven’t read it.

So he does quite a bit of, it’s brief,

but extremely well-researched writing

about cannibalism there.

Oh, God.

And that it was not uncommon during the Stalin-imposed

famine in the Soviet Ukraine for parents

to cook and eat their children.

He writes, quote, survival was a moral

as well as a physical struggle.

A woman doctor wrote to a friend in June 1933

that she had not yet become a cannibal,

but was not sure that I shall not be one

by the time my letter reaches you.

In quotes.

The good people died first.

Those who refused to steal or to prostitute themselves died.

Those who gave food to others died.

Those who refused to eat corpses died.

Those who refused to kill their fellow man died.

Parents who resisted cannibalism died

before their children did.

And there’s stories in there about,

yeah, cooking, cooking your children.

The other thing about cannibalism,

about famine in general, that stood out to me,

unlike a lot of atrocities,

is the people that are starving are exhausted.

They’re basically unable to think.

So they don’t even have the energy to protest.

It’s a strange kind of way to kill thinking in the populace.

That, it kind of, I suppose it was obvious,

but there’s something fundamental about starvation

where it slowly removes your humanity.

Yeah, there was a scene in the book

where a lot of times people literally go crazy.

And there’s a scene where a mom

in some nursing, a train station was nursing her kid,

and she was going mad from hunger,

and she just starts beating the crap out of her baby

and kicking it, and then she just reverts to normal

like nothing had happened.

Yeah, madness, like you lose, yeah, you lose your mind.

Yeah, and I mean,

I don’t know what the physiological cause of this.

It’s not just, I think it’s, you know,

if someone has dealt with a glycogen depletion,

it affects their mood, things like that.

So taken to an extreme, who knows what happens

when parts of the brain start functioning

and start imploding.

But yeah, it’s, what I wanted, what just happened,

this is something that’s really cool

regarding the Holodomor.

So there was one Western journalist, Gareth Jones,

who was like, all right, something’s not adding up here.

So he was supposed to take a train through Ukraine,

and he got out early and decided to start walking

through the countryside to go from village to village.

And I’ll get to his story in a minute.

Right before we started recording,

I got this book in the mail.

I ordered it on November 28th from Great Britain.

It was the only copy available on the whole internet.

It’s called Experiences in Russia, 1931.

It is anonymous, and it’s,

Gareth Jones wrote the introduction.

It was published by the Alton Press in Pittsburgh.

It was self-published.

And see, it just says forward, it just says by the author.

So it was the author who went alongside Gareth Jones

was someone by the name of Henry John Hines,

who was heir to the Hines fortune.

And you only know that if you start looking at the internet,

because his name’s not anywhere in this book.

Well, I opened this book up right when I got it,

right before we’re taping, and it’s signed by him.

And it took me a second.

I’m like, wait a minute, who is this signed by?

And it’s H.J. Hines, because his name was Jack Hines,

but it was Henry John Hines.

So this is, I’m very excited

that I had this little miracle in the mail.


Christmas miracle.

It’s a Christmas miracle.

They traveled together?

They traveled together.

So this book’s a diary of their travels.

Why do you think so few journalists

was able to do what he did?

So there were several reasons.

First of all, if you were a Western journalist

in the Soviet Union,

you were under very strict circumstances.

First of all, you could be deported at any time.

You had no, there was no pretense

that you have a right to be a journalist in,

especially as a representative of a capitalist,

by which they meant Western paper.

Second, it was a complete nightmare

getting your articles filed,

because you had a censor that you had to go through,

and the censor’s job, whose life depended on it,

was to make sure that your story was advantageous

to the Soviet Union, or at least neutral.

And they had all sorts of techniques.

You know, they could spy, they spied on you all the time.

They followed you around, because, you know, you’re a foreigner.

But also, that censor had to answer to somebody.

So all the censor has to do is be like,

look, I’m having trouble with my supervisor.

And the reporter could be like,

well, can I talk to the supervisor?

It’s like, well, I’m sorry, that’s not possible.

And he’s on deadline, but it’s too bad.

Bureaucracy doesn’t recognize the needs of deadlines.

So there was a big pressure, a lot of pressure

on Western journalists to have to get through this net,

and that’s literally constant.

You know, every story, it’s gonna be a fight.

So at a certain point, you’re just gonna be like,

all right, and you’re gonna pre-censor yourself.

You know, if you know, all right, if I include this,

it’s not gonna get through, what are you supposed to do?

I think human beings are naturally,

and also a lot of these journalists were pro-Soviet.

They thought this is the society of the future.

At least everyone’s trying to make it a better country

for everyone, not like back home

with a poor slip between the cracks.

We gotta do what we can to make this work.

And, you know, there was a lot of,

I don’t wanna say conspiracy, but within the industry,

there was a consensus that the Stalin was the good guy,

and we were, if not the bad guy,

certainly not as good in certain regards.

So when this news of the famine started percolating,

all the other Western journalists,

besides Gareth Jones and Malcolm Muggeridge,

were saying this isn’t true.

It’s nothing that they haven’t seen before.

The paper that took the lead in this was the New York Times

with their guy, Walter Durante,

who had previously won a Pulitzer

and had interviewed Stalin,

which is an enormously rare honor for a Westerner.

And he, because he has so much experience

covering Russia and the Soviet Union,

he basically took the lead

and other people followed his lead.

You know, he was kind of the dean

of the press corps in Russia, and he made a point.

And the thing, there’s so many quotes I have from him

where he’s not only denying

that this mass starvation is happening,

he’s also going after journalists

who are questioning the narrative.

And, you know, he says things like,

look, this is nothing

that the Russians haven’t experienced before.

They’re simply tightening their belts.

And it’s like, you only have to tighten your belt

when you don’t have enough food.

It’s not like they started a new exercise regimen

and now their body fat’s dropping.

That’s why would someone tighten their belt?

So that was one.

And the New York Times had a 13-page article,

big headline, Russians Hungry, Not Starving.

And he went after Jones.

He went after Magritch, I believe.

No, he did go after Magritch,

but the point being that this is just propaganda

from people who want the Soviet Union to fail.

You know, they don’t understand what they’re building here.

You know, he had so many excuses like,

oh, you know, the reason all these Russians

are supposedly leaving their villages to go to the cities

isn’t because there’s no food.

It’s because they’re nomadic.

It’s tradition.

They go from town to town looking for new experiences.

And it’s just, you know, at a certain point,

and I think it was 1941, where he was eventually like,

or 51 rather, I don’t remember,

he was like, oh, well, I guess I was kind of wrong.

And it’s like, he’s like,

any journalist worth his salt can admit when he’s wrong.

And it’s like, well, were you worth your salt?

Because you sure, he explicitly said,

there’s no point in sending out journalists

to look for themselves.

I’ve been through the countryside and everyone’s fine.

And it’s just that the loudest people are making noise,

whereas everyone else is doing the work and, you know,

trying, and this isn’t about famine,

but it’s about Western skeptical about collectivization,

which is just simply a new way of farming.

And yeah, it was a new way of farming

and the results were by design

and also accidentally absolutely catastrophic.

How hard was it to see the truth at that time, do you think?

Do you think that was a mistake

that’s understandable to make as a journalist?

If my job as a journalist,

I have two bosses if I’m in Moscow.

I’ve got my reporter in New York or London or whatever,

but I’ve got my censor here.

And he is making sure I have a house, the department.

He makes sure I have food.

He makes sure I have access to dignitaries.

He’s my lifeline.

If I piss him off, I’m on the next plane out of town.

So that-

Is that enough?

Is that enough to slowly suffocate

the integrity of a journalist?

I don’t think it was slow at all.

And it was clearly enough.

And because what are they gonna do?

I disagree with that.

I think the failure of integrity has to come from New York

on the American side,

that it’s just the flock of fish or whatever

that all move in the same narrative.


I think journalists would like to be the kind of people

that have integrity.

So if they are conscious of sacrificing their own integrity,

they wouldn’t do it.

If they’re conscious of an act that’s doing it,

they wouldn’t do it.

So it has to happen like a lobster slowly boiling.

No, I think it happens when everyone else is,

it’s a Greek chorus, right?

Right, right, it’s a chorus.

But that’s exactly, that’s right.

So it’s not about the act, but they will, I mean,

I’ve talked to journalists where I get the sense

that they will sell their soul for access.

Because that’s their job.

Is it though?

Because what they do, what journalists do,

I’ve seen American journalists,

they take a huge amount of pride for having gotten

the interview, whatever that is, the Putin interview.

And first of all, they’re glowing with pride.

It seems like they’re always showing off

to the other journalists back in America.

So they’re showing off like,

look, I got the access, you didn’t.

And second thing they’re doing when they show up

to that interview is they ask all the questions

that signal to the other journalists

that we’re on the same side.

They ask the most generic, aggressive questions

to which they know the answers.

They want to basically get the access

and ask the quote unquote hard-hitting questions

that they know will not be answered.

And this is the entire machinery of it.

That’s modern journalism.

And I suppose at that time-

It was worse.

It was worse.

They weren’t even doing the display

of hard-hitting questions.

It was PR pieces.

Think about what high status that is

if I’m an American journalist in Moscow.

I’m allowed in this secretive country.

I’m the guy who’s very privileged to have access

to live in Moscow and tell Americans,

which are all fascinated about this new society,

the future, what it’s like.

And as soon as I kind of start questioning the narrative,

I’m gonna get kicked out and humiliated very publicly.

I thought you were in Moscow.

What am I supposed to say?

So Eugene Lyons, he’s one of the heroes in the book.

He was a young communist.

And I think it was United Press he was working for.

They sent him there.

And when he went there, he’s like,

oh, this is not what I thought it was gonna be like.

This is horrible.

And he turned very heavily against it.

But he talks about how they would write one thing

and say another thing and then think another thing.

And each of those steps was just more and more

like kind of lying in terms of maintaining your sanity

and maintaining your narrative.

So you reference Ann Applebaum and say that, quote,

starvation was not simply a consequence,

it was the goal and it was the law.

Stalin intended to break the Ukrainians once and for all.

It thus became common for villagers

to spy and inform on one another.

Turning in a neighbor for having a sack of grain

might be the easiest and safest way

to procure food for one’s family.


To what degree was this the intention?

To what degree did Stalin anticipate this kind of suffering

as a consequence of the collectivization policy?

I don’t know that he intended the suffering

to be a consequence of the collectivization,

but it was quite apparent,

and I think there’s a pretty heavy consensus nowadays,

that his goal was very much,

because Ukraine, again, resented the czar

and had this kind of very contentious relationship

with Russia, which obviously very clearly remains today.

I mean, the hatred of Ukrainians

for Russians preceded Putin’s war.

I mean, this is, even when I was a kid,

I obviously don’t remember it,

but my parents just told me the hatred that they had,

and understandably, I mean,

they were basically under foreign occupation,

what they regard as foreign occupation for-

So your parents talked about a hatred

by Ukrainians towards Russians?

Oh, yes, oh, yes.

I mean, I, you know,

I certainly, having visited there this year,

because of the most recent invasion in February,

that hatred is nationwide and very intense,

but I don’t know, I think the feeling,

the emotions were much more complex before.

But at the same time,

at least they were under occupation before, right?

And they couldn’t speak Ukrainian,

they had to speak Russian, so this was a thing.

But because of the forced intermixing,

it’s a more complex story.


But I mean, they weren’t certainly fans.

Yeah, but there’s people that came from Russia

that are living there, they’re marrying,

they’re falling in love, they’re working with each other.

So like, there is the bigger atrocity of the genocide of it,

but there’s also the reality of intermixing of peoples.

Well, sure, I mean-

There’s the atrocity of slavery in the United States,

but then there’s also a reality

that there’s now an intermixing of peoples,

and now they fall in love,

and they live after slavery’s abolished.

That’s just the reality.

Like, after the genocide-


Precedes a kind of generational integration

that still remembers, like the suffering reverberates,

but there’s still, it’s a different culture that’s created.

And now, I think,

I mean, I have complex stories,

I mean, most of my family’s from Ukraine,

so I have a, and my understanding

is grounded in Soviet Ukraine.

But there is something in the last 30 years

that’s different, where now,

after the collapse of the Soviet Union,

there’s a true, maybe renewed fight for independence,

and that’s a different thing.

But there’s also a difference,

like, if I go to North Korea as an American, right,

they’re very friendly now, right?

They don’t perceive me as part of the yank devils.

They’re like, okay, you’re an American,

but you come from America.

So, yeah, there’s gonna be intermarriage,

but that’s a big difference

between the perception of Russia as an entity,

as opposed to some individual Russians.

I just, that wasn’t the experience I’ve had

talking to a lot of friends and family in Ukraine

until the war started.

Really, so they really didn’t have

this kind of low-key animosity toward Russians?

No, there was a lot of factional conflict inside Ukraine.


Now, the whole country is united.

I think there’s a clarity now,

the war gave a clarity that wasn’t there before.

So this is, I was saying earlier

how humans define themselves by opposition.

So now that there’s a war, it’s like,

okay, all this little stuff doesn’t matter.

We are all united because we have a common enemy.

But there’s also, as you know, there’s regions

and there’s just groups of different people.

And then one of the big divides, of course,

is the city versus rural.

And then in the case of Ukraine,

it’s Eastern Ukraine and Western Ukraine.

It’s very difficult to know what the truth is,

because my personal experience is sampled.


I don’t know how many Ukrainians I know,

maybe like 30 or 40, before this trip, like 30 or 40.

And then I’m close with just a handful.

But then it’s hard to know,

because you get a lot of Western press perspective

and you get the Russian perspective

and you get other perspectives.

And it’s very hard to know how much hate there is

outside of this conflict.

So my primary question is,

and this is what I ask a lot of people

when I visited Ukraine,

is will you ever be able to forgive the Russians?

And a lot of people said, never, never.

So this isn’t just about,

assuming we win, they would say.

Assuming we win, we still would not ever forgive.

Never, never forgive.

And they said it in a way where like,

not only us, but our children will never forgive.

And it wasn’t just, you know what?

It wasn’t just about Russia or the Russian leadership,

it was about the Russian people.

But a lot of people also said

that this is our feeling currently, we understand.

Like you’re lost in the rage of war.


Because you lose so much.

But I mean, if you asked Americans,

would you ever be friends with Germany or Japan?

They’d be like, are you kidding?

After Pearl Harbor?


But of course, most Americans didn’t feel Pearl Harbor

is different.

It’s a good point when it’s your own land,

but when, imagine it wasn’t just Pearl Harbor,

but it was New York and Chicago and Dallas

and all these cities being bombed.

Yeah, yeah.

It’s just a linger on this war in Ukraine currently.

Does it break your heart to see what’s going on there now,

that it’s on the same land as the same cities?

The same stories are now brought back to the surface,

like the generational pain,

as it was in the time that you’re writing about?

Do you think it’s a fundamentally different country,

different war, different situation,

or do you hear echoes of the same?

I don’t think it’s the same

because I think there is no one.

I mean, there is no one who is like,

I’m glad this is happening to the Ukrainian people, right?

So even the people who are for Putin and for the invasion

and whatever justification they might have for his war,

no one is like, yeah, let’s get those darn Ukrainians.

I think there was that sense in America after 9-11

when we invade Afghanistan and Iraq

and there was like, F those Iraqis, F those Afghan people.

Whereas now, I think it’s completely the opposite.

I also think a lot of Russians, I’m sure if I ask them,

they’re not thinking like,

let’s wipe the Ukrainian people off the map.

I think whatever reasons they have,

it’s not kind of going after this.

Even if you have to kind of rile up people

against the citizenry, it’s not to that level

of the hatred of the Kulaks, hatred of those villages.

There’s still a belief though amongst the soldiers

outside of the big cities,

their belief that the Ukrainian people

who the Russian soldiers believe

are their brothers and sisters

are occupied by an evil regime.


So you need to save them from the evil regime.

That’s also very different from the Holodomor.

And also there is dispute in the press

about the causes, the consequences, the victims,

the villains of Putin’s war.

But when it came to this,

no one is denying that the war is happening.

The New York Times isn’t saying everything is fine

and the only reason people are saying it’s a problem

is because they hate Putin or they hate Zelensky.

That’s not a thing.

And the fact that we have so much footage

of what’s happening in Ukraine.

And you have, it takes two seconds to go on Google

and you have a map of Russian advancement.

What parts are they occupying?

What parts are not under their control?

I did a little live stream.

I raised money for Ukrainian refugees to feed them

because that’s my concern is just keeping people fed.

There was none of that.

And the two people who kind of spoke the truth,

Gareth Jones was shot, I think,

the day before his 30th birthday

while he was uncovering news, I think it was in Mongolia.

Malcolm Muggeridge had problem finding work

when he exposed this.

And I think, like we was talking about earlier,

the ubiquity of things like cell phones and camera phones

would make something like this, I don’t know,

I wouldn’t say an impossibility, they could still do it,

but it would be really hard to cover it up.

Well, sort of to push back on that,

if you just look at Iran, I would draw a different,

so I agree with you mostly,

but I would also draw a different distinction

when the atrocities happening to your own people

versus there’s a war.

Ukraine is a sovereign independent nation.

There’s not a war between two nations.

It feels like it’s easier for journalists

to somehow reveal the truth in that.

When the atrocities happen within the Soviet Union,

for some reason, that’s easier to hide.

That’s easier for journalists to deceive themselves

and easier for the authoritarian leader

to hide the information.

I agree with you.

And so that’s the dark, I mean, that’s why people,

maybe you can educate me on this,

but this is why I think people don’t talk

about Holodomor and other atrocities,

the Great Leap Forward,

because it’s inside the country

versus the Holocaust, that’s part of a war.

Why is that that we,

that we’re too almost like afraid, too polite,

too, what is it that we don’t wanna cover the atrocities

because side the country, like it’s their business,

so we don’t want to touch it.

What is it?

I think it’s that what we refer to as the news

is in the business of selling narratives, right?

And the narrative of the Holocaust is a very powerful one,

which is if you let hatred of a subgroup

in a population get out of control,

this is the ultimate consequence,

and this is something that we all have to be scared of

and do everything in our power to avoid in the future

for any outgroup.

Whereas what’s the narrative of the Holodomor?

Sometimes governments kill their own citizens.

There’s nothing you could do about it.

There’s nothing we, I mean,

they wouldn’t have let us send food.

They wouldn’t acknowledge, like the newspapers,

even Russia weren’t acknowledging it.

Like what’s the, like this is some of the issues I had

with regard to trying to advocate

for the North Korean people.

The reporters would be like, well, what can I do

as an American?

It’s a very natural question.

And I’m like, I don’t know.

I like, all I know is how to speak to what is happening,

but in terms of next steps,

I don’t have a good answer for you.

So that is where the news kind of does break down

if there isn’t a story or a call to action,

the kind of, you’re kind of almost like having a movie

with a cliffhanger and there’s no sequel.

It’s like, what am I supposed to do here?

Like, this is not scratching that itch,

which for me, as a consumer of news, you know,

layman is like, okay, here’s the story.

There was a bad guy and the cops shot him

or they took him to jail.

And now the bad guy’s caught, beginning, middle, end.

Here it’s just like, Mao did this.

A lot of people were executed and starved.

Isn’t that awful?

Well, and Mao’s still in power.

And now Richard Nixon is raising a toast to him.

Like, that story is just like,

how am I supposed to feel about this?

Yeah, it feels like when there’s tanks

and there’s war and there’s military conflict,

then it’s more actionable, you can cover it.


You know, it did seem like Nazi Germany,

I don’t know if the Holocaust was the thing

that made it most coverable.

I think it was that this is a threat

to the entire civilization.

Well, yeah, we were at war with them, yeah.

That’s what makes it coverable.

And if the Holocaust was happening just inside a country,

inside of Germany,

or even if it didn’t expand beyond Poland.

Yeah, it would be like a footnote.

It was in many ways a footnote.

Like, many of the early steps toward it was like,

they didn’t cover it.

It’s just like, all right,

they’re being oppressive toward their own people, okay.

Especially given some of the,

maybe if you negotiate certain peace treaties

with the Soviet Union and with Germany,

like, you’re too, the basic, the pacifist imperative.

Oh, boy.

Sorry, Santa.

Is that what you say every time you masturbate?

No, after you’re done.

You know, I’m sorry.

All right.

Now, see, I hate it when you don’t yes, and,

because it leaves me in a hole I dug for myself.

And I sit there in a hole,

in my sadness.

How long have you been writing this book?

I mean, how long?

Two years.

Mentally, it was like two years,

since you spent time with it.


No, almost three, two and a half, yeah.

And I suppose it stayed with you much longer,

like you said, your family.

So, in many ways,

this is a book you’ve been writing your whole life.

I think that’s fair,

that all my work’s been leading to this, yeah.

It’s certainly the most, in my opinion,

the most important thing I’ve done.

What stands out to you about Haldemar?

What moments, what aspects of human nature stand out to you?

I don’t know, I think that story is,

I don’t wanna say story,

but I meant like that incident is,

I mean, I was familiar with it before,

you know what I mean?

So, I kinda knew about it,

in part, thanks to kind of the North Korean work,

and coming from Ukraine.

The thing that was also kind of insane about it is,

that they were taking all this grain,

and not using it even to feed the Russian people.

They were selling it for export, for hard currency.

I think what the takeaway there,

and I think, again, this is something Westerners,

and especially Americans, don’t appreciate.

They think that evil often has a logic to it, right?

And it’s like, why would,

because it makes no sense to them,

why would they kill their own people?

Therefore, it probably didn’t happen, right?

There’s that thing.

They really think like, okay,

they can understand country A conquers country B,

and slaughters a bunch of people country B,

as a means of conquest.

Like that kind of makes sense to them,

they know that thing.

But like, why are you starving all these people?

Like, what are you gaining out of it?

That doesn’t make sense to them.

And because it doesn’t make sense,

there’s kind of like, well,

it’s probably more the story that I’m hearing.

And a lot of times there’s not,

it’s just like evil for the sake of power.

And we don’t really have that,

certainly anywhere near that scale,

and never have certainly since America has been a thing.

I mean, and the fact that this is like the 30s,

you know what I mean?

This isn’t that long ago.

But I think also the narrative in some ways

is how technology is also something

that kind of people have mixed feelings about.

Like I said this before,

and this is something I really believe very strongly,

the ability of information to be captured and spread easily

is such an effective tool in exposing humanity at its worst.

Because it’s one thing if I sit here

and tell you what I saw in these villages,

it’s another thing if I sat you down and showed you a YouTube

and you and I don’t know what it’s like

to look in the eyes of someone

who’s thinking about eating their own kids.

I mean, and you see that face,

and you know it’s not some CGI, it will haunt you forever.

Just looking at the different mechanisms

that made all of this happen.

So this is not just one guy, Stalin, having a policy.

There’s a whole system.

I mean, one of it is just a system of fear.

But how do you implement that system of fear?

Well, there’s a giant bureaucracy of fear.

Yeah, so what he implemented with the Great Terror is-

That’s in the late 30s.

Well, it’s throughout the 30s,

but yeah, it starts in the mid to late 30s.

Basically, communism was based on the common good

and the public good.

And anything private, which was bourgeois, was a problem.

When they were started, when the revolution came,

the October Revolution,

they wanted to recreate society entirely.

And that included like, okay, let’s make it so

everyone eats in like cafeterias,

so they’re not eating by themselves.

Let’s design buildings so everyone has to share bathrooms.

Like their whole plan was to have,

eliminate any kind of concept of privacy at all.

They also had this bizarre kind of radical idea

of like attacking shame.

So many of these, before the 1917,

people were also very involved with like free love,

because the idea of like having this private bond

between husband and wife was also bourgeois and old fashioned

and we’re the society of the future.

That changed relatively quickly,

but they were talking about things

like raising kids communally and so on and so forth.

So for Stalin, if you and I are friends,

we have a bond that’s a threat to him.

The family’s a threat.

The, any kind of organization is a threat,

because it’s a power center that is not between,

a relationship between you and him.

And now you have a relationship with somebody else.

So he systemically went through that whole society

and it became, there were certain things that became a crime.

Then it became a crime to be a spouse

of the enemy of the people.

Now, right away, I as a child become an orphan

because my dad was an enemy of the people.

My mom is married to an enemy of the people.

Now I don’t have parents.

They get arrested or executed or whatever.

But now I have nowhere to go,

but I can’t go to my friend’s house

because their family doesn’t want to take in a child

that the enemy of the people.

You had this culture where everyone was very much encouraged

to turn people in.

And if you turn, if you’re arrested and tortured,

you’re like, okay, who are your accomplices?

And now you just got to name names, people you knew.

And then it becomes this whole chain.

And it’s like, how am I going to protest my innocence?

If Lex just said, I worked with Michael

and we were working with Trotskyists

and we were plotting to overthrow Stalin.

Lex testified to this.

He signed a confession.

What am I supposed to do now?

So it worked its way in a most viral fashion

through the whole society.

There was this amazing moment where these poor people,

peasants, because obviously the powerless

are often going to be caught in the web.

They were going to jail for being Trotskyites

and they had to ask themselves, what’s a tractorist?

They didn’t even know who Trotsky was.

And the other thing is ethnicity was a problem, right?

If you were an ethnicity, you have more power

with other members of that ethnicity

than you have with this kind of broader Soviet culture.

So he would just deport entire populations

from their ancestral lands to other parts,

A, to spread the population around,

but also to break that link

between the peoples and their lands.

There was this 1937 NKVD order against Polish people

where it’s just like, if you had come from Poland

or had been, just this whole list,

and basically people were being arrested

because they had Polish last names.

And I think it was a million people were killed,

like some astronomical number.

So there was this, anything that was a bond

was a threat to him.

And it went systemically.

So after he had all these kind of executions

of people who were like Lenin’s people, the old Bolsheviks,

then he went after, he started arresting the secret police.

You know, he arrested all the cops,

he arrested all the judges,

and all these prisoners got to see the judges

who yelled at them for being counter-revolutionaries and spies

now they were in the jails.

If you were a foreigner,

if there was a huge push from the Soviet Union

toward African-Americans, right?

Because they’re like,

look, you were living in a racist country.

Here we have no racial inequality.

Come live here.

A bunch of them went and they were all vanished.

You know, anyone who knew information

about the outside world,

if you were a foreigner, Andre Babel,

I forget his first name,

he had a French writer he was friends with.

He was arrested and shot because he’s a spy

because you’re friends with Melrose.

And that means if you know a foreigner, you’re a spy.

Speaking Esperanto became a crime.

Having a pen pal,

literally anything that was some kind of chain

between yourself and someone else was a threat

and was grounds for arrest.

The Russians would joke about how relieved they would be

if someone knocked on your door in the middle of the night

to tell you your house was on fire

because it wasn’t the NKVD coming to arrest you.

And of course, most of the accusations

probably were completely false.

So not only because you not do all of those things,

you were also a victim of just-

Being late to work became a felony

and also not doing your job became a felony

because now you’re taking food or product away

from the people

and you’re supposed to be there working for the people.

There’s this one story, which I was doing the audio book

and this is like,

I still trying to get through without crying.

This was 1920.

They were a bunch of kids in Moscow who were pickpockets

between ages 11 and 15.

They rounded them up and they’re like,

all right, point out your accomplices.

And they would take them in the trams

and you have to point out people.

Then they would take them back to the cellar,

beat the crap out of these children.

And then they’d take them out again.

And if they didn’t point out to anybody,

they’d beat them.

They’re like, all right.

So they just start pointing at random.

And the thing that was really sick about this story,

if that wasn’t sick enough,

is that the screams that the other criminals,

the adult hardened criminals

had to hear from these children

as they realized they were being taken back to the cellar.

It was just horrifying.

And they, so they tortured people.

They tortured confessions out of people.


At scale.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, and the dark aspect of this is it’s all,

it’s like this weird, it’s a bureaucracy of torture.


So like, it’s not like that there’s, what is it?

The torturer is afraid of,

like does it so that he doesn’t become the prisoner.

Right, because then it’s like,

oh, you couldn’t get a confession out of him?

Are you an enemy of the people now as well?

And the thing that was even crazier

is that a lot of these interrogators were frustrated

because they’re like, look, we both know you’re innocent.

Just sign this confession and make my life easier.

They knew it was crap.

Stalin joked about, Stalin joked about this.

This is one of his little jokes.

There was a kid who was arrested and he was said,

oh, was forced to say, you wrote Eugene Onegin,

which is a play.

It goes, that play was by Pushkin.

And they tortured him, they tortured him, tortured him.

And then his parents are walking down the street

and they run into a secret police and they go,


And they go, for what?

They go, your son wrote Eugene Onegin.

Like he admitted to it last night.

Like, it’s just like, they could get you to say anything.

And what else was really, really sick,

which they understood is they lowered the death penalty

for kids, I think it’s either 14 or 12.

I don’t remember off the top of my head.

And what Stalin’s head of the secret police did

is when you were interrogating someone,

you either had to have some of that family member’s

possessions on the desk or a copy of the decree

that’s saying that they can go after your family.

And the amount of people who would confess to anything

when they saw their family was in danger

and they knew this wasn’t a bluff was astronomical.

Then it becomes a chain.

Because if you confess and I have your confession,

how hard is it to get your neighbor?

What do you make of the, for most of the time,

the NKVD was about the head of NKVD Lavrentiy Pavlovich Beria.

Oh, Beria, yeah.

I have a death warrant signed by him

hanging in my kitchen that I acquired.

He was one of the most evil people who ever lived.

The thing that Americans don’t appreciate

is how clever some of the sadism is.

So there was one actress,

I think he took her back to his house

and he asked her to, he tried to get her to sleep with him.

And he promised her that if she did,

her father and either her husband or her grandfather,

I don’t remember which one it was,

is gonna be released from jail.

Well, they were already dead at that point.

He had them executed.

They’re still finding the bodies of the women he murdered

in the grounds of his dacha, it’s an embassy now.

And the thing is Stalin knew,

because at one point Stalin,

there’s a picture of Stalin’s daughter in his lap,

and she was at his house one day

and Stalin calls up, he goes,

get out of there immediately.

So he, like a good bureaucrat,

he kept a list of all of his sexual partners.

It’s still sealed,

but both him and his bodyguard had this list.

So just to clarify.


He headed the operation

that did this whole giant mechanism of forced confessions.


He was part of expanding the gulags.

So he wasn’t the head of the gulags,

but he was part of this giant machine.

And his famous quote was,

show me the man and I’ll show you the crime.


But on top of that,

what you’re describing is he was also,

related or not, was also just a mass rapist.

Yes, and there’s some dispute

about whether he went after kids with his rapes,

but there’s plenty of adult women

that were targets for this.

There was also another little joke about him

about how Stalin is looking for his pipe

and he can’t find it and he calls Beria.

And he’s like, okay, I can’t find this pipe.

And then the afternoon he calls Beria again.

He’s like, oh, I found the pipe.

He goes, but Comrade Stalin,

we’ve got four people to confess to steal already.

So you have to laugh,

but then you think about the nature of how it operates.

Well, and also the fact that this kind of person

was allowed to run.

I mean, I suppose it’s all different kinds of evil

and rape was just a part of the story.

His own personal willingness to

oversee torture and commit torture himself and rape.

But it’s also what happens when you’re in a country

where it has no rights of any kind.

And by the way, I should mention

that people should get your book and audio.

When is your audio book coming out?

It’s in a couple of weeks.

So it’ll be out shortly, yeah.

You gave me the great honor of voicing this man.

That’s for the promo.

Yeah, for the promo.

Yeah, the video.

Excellent, I appreciate that.

For a moment, I actually, it was really difficult.


It was just a sentence.

I understand, I understand.

Because it takes you to that place.

Oh yeah, because he told her,

scream if you want, doesn’t matter.

And he was right.

Like that’s the thing, he wasn’t bluffing.

You could scream, these women could scream their head off.

No one’s gonna come help him.

He would drive around Moscow at night

in his limo looking for victims.

But somehow me saying those words is tough.

I’m sure.

It’s tough.

Because this is where we came from.

Do you know what I mean?

This isn’t just like some kind of Tolkien villain.

But it also was tough because I could see myself

being somewhere in that machine somewhere.

Like somehow that put me right there.

Any cog in that machine is committing evil.


That’s the dark thing.

I think the higher you are to the top,

the closer you are to the top,

the more ability you have to stop it.

But the less, the more freedom you have to stop it,

I suppose.

To a point, yeah.

But like the little things.

So Beria had the freedom to commit rape.

Or not to.

Or not to.

And so he chooses to sort of increase the amount of evil

he’s putting out into the world.

But then you have to counterbalance that

as dark as this calculus is.

After Stalin dies, like that week,

they start making the gulag shrink.

They start pulling back on the labor camps.

So I mean, that is a big plus in his side.

Like you start liberating, having this mass amnesty

and freeing people from work camps.

That’s not a minor thing.

So it’s crazy.

Like it’s like, I’m not saying Peter, right?

I don’t know, I’m not saying he’s a good person,

but it’s kind of insane that someone can do things

that everyone listening to this would regard as pure evil.

And at the same time, this guy also,

when the time came, saved tens of thousands of lives.

So in some sense, Stalin is the kind of cancer

that permeates all the Soviet minds.

And once it’s gone, you almost like wake up,

wait a minute, what the fuck was I a part of?

And Khrushchev, it was in 56,

when he gave a secret speech behind closed doors.

And he’s just like,

all this criticism of Stalin was true.

This is completely not what Marxism,

he tried to salvage the system.

This is not what Marxism is about.

We can’t have a personality cult.

Stalin killed all these top generals.

And when Hitler turned to betray the pact and invaded,

Stalin didn’t believe his buddy Hitler was gonna do this.

And as a result of this,

we lost a lot of territory and lives.

This is not a military genius.

This was Stalin being an idiot or a moron,

whatever term you wanna be.

So, yeah, but the thing is Khrushchev also was a butcher.

He had a lot of blood in his hands.

You don’t become the, take Stalin’s seat

without having overlooked a lot of murder and chaos.

So, it’s such a,

that’s why it’s called,

subtitled books, A Tale of Good and Evil.

There’s so much malevolence to go around.

What do you think was going through Stalin’s mind

in the 20s and the 30s?


did he directly like allow himself

to acknowledge the reality of the suffering he was causing?

Like, what does it take to be that human?

I’m almost interested to extract lessons from that

for leaders of today.

Like, how hard is it?

Is it that Stalin is evil

or can you just delude yourself gradually

into where you don’t have a sense

of the effect of your policies on the populace?

Well, you’re not deluding yourself

because you have around you an entire government

of people telling you 24-7 how great you are,

how thankful they are for you,

how awesome you are, you’re the best.

So, that certainly gonna play into it.

I’ve asked myself that question as well.

Like, do these people believe their own bullshit?

And I think the receipts are when Elena Ceausescu,

who’s one of the four women on the cover,

when she’s being taken away to be executed in 1989,

she’s yelling at the soldiers,

how could you, I raised you like a mother.

So, she at least believed her own bullshit.

With Stalin, he was obviously extremely intelligent.

I think it’s kind of easy for us to kind of psychologize

and say he’s a sociopath, he’s a narcissist,

he’s this, he’s that.

But at a certain point, like if you’re surrounded

by a culture dedicated to glorifying you

and everyone you meet is so happy to see you,

and oh my God, all your pronouncements are so good.

And you know what, if you make a decision that’s wrong,

the people around you, it’s their job to tell you

why it’s not your fault, it’s the fault of the wreckers

or it’s the fault of Hitler or whoever it is, the kulaks.

At a certain point, the human mind wants to believe

how great it is, especially someone in that vaunted position.

But he had his, there was this one funny,

I’m using the word loosely, quote,

when Hitler invades Russia and he couldn’t believe it

and he’s just missing in action for days

because how could Hitler betray me,

we had a deal, birds of a feather.

And he had this quote about like,

we’ve taken Lenin’s legacy and shitted out our asses.

I think he was very aware,

that’s no question that he was aware

that in terms of being a philosopher or a thinker,

he wasn’t on Lenin’s level, right?

So that was, I’m sure, played a lot into his psychology.

That he never quite lived up to the,

like, everything he tried.

I mean, there’s some sense that the collectivization,

that this idea was a failure,

the way he responds to the economic policy being a failure

is to lean in and basically torture anyone

who says it’s a failure and double down on the policy.

Like, that says something about.

But it wasn’t a failure, it broke the Ukrainians.

You don’t think he believed early on

that’s what it turned into,

but you don’t think in the very early days

there was a thought that collectivization

is the right mechanism by which to enact communism

in the nation.

I think his goal was to break their spirit

and getting them fed was secondary, right?

And given the fact that they stopped complaining

because they’re dead, he got what he wanted.

He got a compliant population.

I mean, that’s really interesting.

I didn’t, I wonder how much disagreement there is about,

because if that was the goal from the beginning,

that’s a different level of evil.

I think that was clearly the goal.

So his, like I said earlier, he broke with Lenin

because he wanted socialism in one country, right?

That was his vision, right?

And he was also very aware

that what became the Soviet Union was extremely diverse.

First of all, it’s a gigantic country.

It’s a big country on earth.

It’s not always gigantic.

You had all these peoples, these nationalities within it

that have had historical enmity

and they’re not gonna have loyalty to Moscow.

He’s a Georgian himself.

This was always a big problem.

So that was what he wanted to do as well,

is to homogenize and have them be standardized.

And I don’t see how you do that

without either massive re-education,

which is only gonna go so far,

or really just crushing people’s spirits.

So like a forced homogeneity.


And the other big thing,

a big element of Soviet culture and the Soviet mythology,

I mean, he called, he changed his name to Stalin.

I can’t even pronounce his Georgian name,

Djokas Vili or something like that.

It means man of steel.

So a large part of the,

and this still remains in Russian culture to this day.

I see in my family too, and like other Russians I know,

there is this pride in ruthlessness

and this kind of like, I’m so tough,

like nothing’s gonna affect me.

Like, yeah, we’re gonna suffer,

but it’s for a greater good or for the long-term

and not to be kind of sentimental

or squeamish about things.

Like that was a big part of it.

Don’t take that away from me too, Michael.

What do you mean? You’ve taken everything.

Am I wrong?

I admire, not stoicism, but that kind of hardness.

I look forward to myself.

It has nothing to do with Stalin.

But not to the extent that like, if some,

like for example, like if you see someone suffering

and that’s being used as a mechanism

to get you to change your opinion,

you’re like, they’re not gonna get to me.

Like that is very much part of that Russian psychology.

Right, at least at that time.

Yes, I think still largely no.

I’m not gonna be manipulated

by someone else’s suffering or weakness,

that kind of thing.

I think that’s really part of it to this day.

I don’t know.

I don’t know how much of it is caricature,

how much of it is reality.

Sure, sure.


I remember, I knew of someone who was,

him and his fiance were Russian

and they had this big fight.

She took off the ring, right?

And he’s like, that’s it?

And just like the way he told the story to me,

she’s like, what do you want me to say?

Oh, don’t leave me, baby.

I can’t live without you.

Like that nasty cruelty, which-

I don’t know, man.

I know you’re,

I don’t know if there’s a Russian thing.

That’s just a people thing.

I don’t think that’s an American thing.

I think there’s all kinds of flavors

and they’re different by region

of the way that people are cruel to each other.

Sure, I’m not arguing that.

In America, New Jersey is different than Texas,

is different than California.

You don’t think Americans are a higher trust,

more kind society than Russia, even today?

Higher trust?

Listen, I’m not going to, so first of all,

I have very complex feelings about Russia today.

I’m talking about, that’s like a January before the war.

I’m talking about nowadays.

I think it’s a complex psychological dynamic

of what trusting means.

I think Russians are generally less friendly,

but have more intimate friendships.

Yes, I think that’s true.

So it’s just a different.

It’s not different.

It’s just one is more trusting.

Which is more trusting?


But then this would define trusting different.

Okay, I’ll give you an example.

If someone’s having a party in America

and people come over, okay, that’s fine.

Everyone’s welcome.

If it’s in Russia, it’s like, who’s that?

Who’d you bring?

And there’s much more of a like,

let me be sure that’s okay, this person’s here.


You don’t have parties.

I have never been at a party.

And you don’t come to mine.

Then ask if it was very sad.

Well, I love Ben.

I love Ben.

Well, you should have showed it by showing up.

Man, I’m a high height from the world

and I’m afraid of social interaction.

And I just lay on the ground instead

and feel sorry for myself.

It’s not bad Santa.

It’s sad Santa.

Well, I conserve my emotional energy

towards this one day of the year.


Where I can intensely spread my joy.

All right, speaking of which,

you tell a Christmas story in the book.

Are you spoiling that chapter?

It’s called Die Hard.

All right, well, I’m not gonna spoil it.

It’s really good.

I was very proud of that chapter.


Because the ending that’s a Christmas story

is just like, I know everyone reading it’s gonna go Google it

and be like, these can’t be real, but it was real.

That it was on Christmas, yeah, sure.

I mean, this has to do with the bigger picture.

We don’t have to do the big reveal,

but the bigger picture of there was an Iron Curtain

and it was coming down in complex ways.

How would you define the Iron Curtain?

There’s a set of ideologies,

a set of countries united by an ideology

and a set of countries united by a different ideology.

And there’s a curtain that divided them

and it eventually came down.

So how would you describe how it came down?

It came, I hate that I can never remember,

ever remember if this was Hemingway.

No, it was Hemingway.

It was Mark Twain.

No, it came down two ways, gradually then suddenly.

The thing with the Iron Curtain and the Warsaw Pact,

these were a bunch of nations run under communism,

but they were all, almost all, under the sway of Moscow.

So if they were going to make big changes,

Moscow had to prove it.

It was in the 50s when Hungary decided to rebel

or not rebel, liberalize.

And they even were thinking of leaving the Warsaw Pact

and the Russians send in the tanks.

And you had the development

of what was called the Brezhnev Doctrine,

which was the idea that it is the duty

of all the Warsaw Pact nations,

if another country tries to,

and this was also in 68 in the Prague Spring

in Czechoslovakia,

if a nation wants to leave socialism,

it is incumbent on those socialist nations

to do whatever is necessary

to make sure there isn’t a counter-revolution.

So they were very much under Moscow’s thumb.

And one of the big ways it changed was one man,

and that was Mikhail Gorbachev.

And he was the first Russian leader

to be born after the October Revolution.

He grew up and his grandfather was arrested

for being a Trotskyite.

And the other one was arrested for this or that.

He saw his village starve as a result of Stalin.

So even though he was a very committed communist,

he also was very and increasingly skeptical

of authoritarianism.

And in Poland, for example, you had the Solidarity Movement.

And this was a labor union movement.

And the government didn’t know what to do.

They were getting a lot of support from the peoples.

They had strikes that,

and the Gdansk Shipyard was one of them started.

And basically Moscow told them,

either you crack down or we’re cracking down on you.

And they’re like, all right.

And they declared martial law

and the rest of the leaders put them away.

But then when Gorbachev was in charge,

there wasn’t a gun to their back.

And it was the communist leaders themselves

who were like, you know what?

There was this really funny moment

where Lech Walesa is meeting with Margaret Thatcher

and he’s telling her what solidarity the movement wants.

And she had been meeting with the Polish government as well.

And she’s like, look, tell them like what,

cause they had, you tried,

they wanted, the government wanted her to tell them

that we want to negotiate and work things out.

She goes, all right, tell the government

what it is that you’re asking for.

And he just points to the ceiling.

She goes, he’s like, oh yeah, our meetings are bugged anyway

but they then had the freedom

because they knew that Gorbachev wasn’t forcing them

to drive solidarity underground.

So they had the idea of like,

let’s work together with these people.

And as a result of this, you know,

Poland liberalized and freed itself fairly easily.

And with a minimum of bloodshed in 89.

And there was this whole argument for the Vietnam War

was something called domino theory,

which is if you lose Vietnam, then you’re gonna lose Laos.

Then you lose Cambodia.

One by one, the country’s gonna turn communist dominoes

but people didn’t realize the reverse was true

because after Poland liberalized,

then you have, you know, Hungary,

then you have, you know, Czechoslovakia,

then, you know, you had East Germany

and the fall of the Berlin Wall.

So it’s a great thing because as this is happening,

the people are looking around and they’re like, wait,

like that’s it?

Like, this has gotta be a trick.

And it wasn’t a trick.

So one of my favorite books,

which was a big inspiration for this one

was by my favorite historian.

I apologize to Victor Petrusha,

David Petrusha and Arthur Herman, my second and third.

They’re tied.

But Victor Sebastian wrote a book called Revolution 1989.

And he just talked about that year

and how all these countries one after another liberalized.

And it’s just such a,

and none of them thought this was possible.

One of my favorite, favorite moments in this book

is Helmut Kohl, who was the head of West Germany

is in Warsaw with Lech Walesa discussing the Berlin Wall.

And Lech Walesa is like,

I don’t think it’s gonna be around

for like another, you know, few years.

And Helmut Kohl laughs in his face.

And he goes, look, you’re young.

This isn’t how things work.

Like this is gonna take some doing.

It fell the next day.

And Helmut Kohl literally says, I’m at the wrong party.

And he got in a plane and got out of Warsaw.

So there are, why this book has a broader message

than the actual stories of these incidents

is that as these wonderful things are happening,

the universal consensus at the time is

it’s never gonna happen.

Or if it does gonna happen,

it’s gonna happen only through an enormous amount

of carnage and blood.

And when it doesn’t, then everyone’s like,

oh, it was inevitable.

You didn’t say it was inevitable at the time.

You only said it was inevitable after the fact.

And the other thing that was really brought me a lot of joy

is there are so many moments of men with guns

saying we’re not shooting anyone

because they wanted several Tiananmen Squares.

They wanted it in East Berlin.

They wanted it in Romania.

They wanted it in Moscow.

And these strong, tough, trained men with guns were like,

no, we’re not shooting the civilians.

And then everything else was history.

Yeah, just as surprising as the mass violence

committed by like police and the army on its own citizenry,

equally surprising is when they choose not to somehow.


And what is that?

How do you explain 1989?

How do you explain this progress that happened so suddenly?

How do you explain that at the beginning

of the 20th century, so much revolution happened

that created communism?

And how do you explain then the collapse of that

across so many nations at the same time?

I think a large part of it had to do

with the closer interconnections

between people like Gorbachev and Thatcher

and Gorbachev and Reagan,

because both of them visited Red Square.

And in the years before, these are enemies.

They wanna invade, they wanna kill us.

The Americans thought this about the Russians.

The Russians thought this about the Americans,

obviously not so much the British.

And they got on really well.

When Gorbachev came to Chequers,

which is the prime minister’s countryside estate,

Thatcher sat him down and she’s lecturing him

about human rights and she’s lecturing him about economics

and she’s lecturing him about this and that.

And then she’s lecturing him about why he isn’t eating

while he’s yelling at her.

And he goes, Mrs. Thatcher,

I know you have a lot of strong opinions.

I do too.

I haven’t been sent here to recruit you

to the Communist Party.

And she just started laughing.

But right away, there was such a sense in the air

of we can do better.

We’re spending all this money on missiles.

We’re spending all this money on the military.

It’s expensive.

And for what?

We don’t have to be looking at each other as enemies.

We can try to work together to kind of, at the very least,

lower the volume and the heat.

How much credit do you give to Gorbachev the man?

So meaning, how much power does a single individual have?

I could not give him more credit.

I had a tweet last year where I said,

who do you think is the greatest person alive right now?

And my answer by far would be Gorbachev.

Then he died.

I don’t know who it is right now.

It’s just funny because Gorbachev also had a tweet.


Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

But it was, it was my favorite.

And he said, oh, sure.

That would be a good, now I wish I interviewed Gorbachev

and asked him the famous question

of what would you like best about Michael Malice?

Look, the transition after the Soviet Union fell

to Russia and Yeltsin was not a smooth one by any means.

As I say at the end of the book,

it’s not like they lived happily ever after.

But my point, broader point is you take the wins

when you can get them.

People now had access to passports.

They don’t have to have, they can leave the country.

They have food.

They have access to information.

It’s somewhat censored, but it’s certainly nothing

like it was under the Soviet Union.

And they didn’t have to live in this kind of constant fear.

And they had opportunities and it’s such a step forward.

And there was this one great moment,

there’s a super, Boris Yeltsin became president of Russia.

He’s also mayor of Moscow at one point

or the equivalent of mayor.

And he came here to visit NASA

in the capacity of one or the other.

And while he was there, he went to visit a supermarket.

It was a Randall’s then, I think it’s a food town now.

It still exists.

I’m gonna go there.

I’m gonna start bawling.

And as he’s looking around,

like he had never seen so much food.

And this is food that like even wealthy people

in Russia don’t have access to.

And there’s pictures of him just like this, like what?

And the scene that really was poignant to me

is on his flight back,

he’s sitting there on the plane like this.

And he’s like, they had to lie to the people

because if they knew,

they wouldn’t have been able to get away with it.

And that’s the moment where it’s just like,

oh, this wasn’t like skewed propaganda.

This was like, they knew and it was a lie from A to Z.

And he was just like, holy crap.

And you can just imagine him on that plane,

his brain reprogramming.

Because if you’re taught since you’re a kid,

and he was an older man, he was no dummy.

You think, okay, the Americans are starving and poor

and they’re lynching people every day.

And then you go to a supermarket,

the most banal place on earth.

And you see, I think one of the articles said like,

they couldn’t believe how big the onions were

or something like that.

And you’re seeing this

and you’re seeing these like janitors, school teachers,

these aren’t dignitaries.

And they’re regular people

and they’re just picking whatever they want.

And you’re just like, it’s like the equivalent

of having a stroke.

Yeah, I do think that that’s one of the most powerful things

is the grocery store.

In terms of drawing a distinction between the two systems.


Because you could have like technology,

you can show off technology and so on,

but you can kind of sign right off technology is like,

okay, that’s the mechanism of the devil.

But when you look at just,

fruit and veggies and like very big fruit and veggies

and like, yeah, and fruit in particular,

like certain kinds of fruit

that are just not available in Russia.

I mean, it’s, yeah, that really shows, wait a minute.


It’s interesting, like when you’re older

and you have to face the reality

that what you believe to be true,

that your whole life has been based on a set of lies.

It’s tough.

Not mistakes, not like a little bit,

like blatant lies from top to bottom, start to finish.

I don’t know what that’s like.

How much you’ve, you start the book,

I think you started the book with Ayn Rand.



As one does.

So before the revolution, she was born in Russia

and she witnessed the revolution

and moved to the United States in the 20?

26, 26, yeah.

26, I remember like it was yesterday.

Anyway, she, you write that she spent a lot of her life

trying to convince Americans in the world

that the negative effects of totalitarian government,

just maybe using her as an example,

but also this question,

can we draw a distinction

between authoritarian regimes and communism?

Is it possible to steel man the case

that not all implementations of socialism and communism

would lead to the atrocities we’ve seen in the Soviet Union

and in China under Mao?

Like when you, in studying all of this,

how much blame do you put on the ideologies,

on the Marxist ideologies

versus the particular leaders and dictators?

Well, you have to blame the leaders a lot

because they had different leaders

in different countries were different from each other.

Dupchik, who took over Czechoslovakia

and he tried to introduce socialism with a human face

in the Prague Spring of 1968,

he was like, all right,

we got to do away with this authoritarianism.

We got to have more free speech.

He was thinking of introducing elements of democracy.

Now then the Russians sent in the tanks,

but the point is he certainly was someone who was like,

all right, this has got to stop.

This is just absolutely crazy.

Khrushchev and Stalin were not the same animal at all.

So I think the problem with communism in the Marxist sense

is that you’re going to have an introduce

an element of authoritarianism

simply because you can’t have economic planning.

If I don’t have a price mechanism,

I don’t know how price is what is me knowing

as a consumer or a producer,

what should be produced or what there’s a shortage of.

As prices increase,

that’s a signal that we have a shortage here.

As prices decrease,

that means that there’s a surplus here.

But if I’m setting the price,

I don’t really know how much weed I need to produce

if I’m compared to corn, as compared to shoes,

as compared to Santa costumes.

So that is a big problem.

The other issue is if you have one agency,

the government having a monopoly on let’s suppose the news,

like you were talking about earlier with Twitter,

it’s going to be really hard

to have any kind of objective discourse

because everyone is going to be working

for the same organization.

That is going to cause a problem

in terms of having a feedback mechanism,

even in the best scenario in terms of this is a problem,

this isn’t a problem.

And when you have a monopoly,

which is what a government is,

I think people are very familiar

with what the problems happen with monopoly.

There’s a lack of accountability.

Bureaucracies are faceless and then no one’s to blame,

but and yet everyone kind of suffers as a consequence.

So it doesn’t necessarily have to be

as authoritarian as Stalinism,

but you can’t have a government,

which is authority by its nature,

be this pervasive without a strong amount of oppression.

Same thing with even if you just have like,

let’s say socialized healthcare,

you’re going to have to make it illegal

for doctors to practice privately.

You’re going to have to have rationing,

so on and so forth.

Now that might be a price that people are willing to pay

because you can’t have infinite spending

on healthcare, right?

So something’s going to have to give somewhere.

So there is an element of authoritarianism there

and people are comfortable with that

and I can wrap my head around it.

But if you’re going to have one organization

running literally everything in society,

I don’t see how you do that

and have any measure of liberalism.

Why do you think Ayn Rand had so much trouble

telling people the danger of Soviet Stalinism?

Well, I think a more pertinent question

is why did Emma Goldman and Alexander Berkman

have so much problems?

So they were hardcore.

These are anarchists.

Yeah, they’re Emma Goldman’s on the cover.

They were deported from the US.

J. Edgar Hoover saw them off at Ellis Island.

They were sent to Russia.

They were bloodthirsty revolutionaries.

They had no shortage advocating violence when necessary.

And when they went there,

they were just like, this is a complete nightmare.

They both individually had meetings with Lenin,

complaining about political prisoners,

complaining about lack of free speech.

He told them, this is a revolutionary time.

You could do that later.

And when they both left,

she wrote, her memoir was split into two books,

My Disillusionment in Russia

and My Third Disillusionment in Russia.

He wrote The Bolshevik Myth.

And she was in England and she gave a speech.

And she’s just like,

if you guys think this is for the workers,

this is the biggest lie I’ve ever heard.

They’re oppressing the workers

like no capitalist has ever imagined.

And as she described it,

people were just shifting their seats.

They were interrupting her.

And when she opened her talk,

she had a standing ovation.

And when she was done, you could hear a pin drop.

So they didn’t wanna hear it

because this was this kind of,

and Eugene Lyons talks about it later.

This was like the guinea pig theory of the Russian people.

Like we’re gonna experiment on them over there.

If it works, great, we’re right.

If it’s wrong, it’s their problem.

And sure, these animals squeal,

but they’re beneath us.

And of course they’re gonna make some noise,

but this is a noble experiment,

but they’re experimenting on a country, several countries.

So I think an ideology like this,

which appeals to intellectuals,

because if it works or if it’s implemented,

they’re the ones who are gods in effect in a society.

Like their status cannot be higher.

They really want this to work.

Like they want a society where they are the new aristocracy,

the most important people.

And their criticisms of America,

if they had a binary worldview,

if America’s bad and this is the opposite of America,

then by definition, it’s good.

And the other binary that they bought into

is the Nazis and the fascists hate the communists

and the communists, it’s true, up to a point,

hated the fascists and the Nazis.

Okay, well, Hitler is evil,

so this guy’s against Hitler, we’re with him.

So that’s an argument that’s still made

in schools growing up,

when you talk about World War II,

where they’re like, we team up with Stalin,

and they don’t really talk about Stalin being a bad guy,

but it’s like, we worked with him to fight Hitler

because Hitler was a unique evil.

Now, that is certainly true that Hitler’s a unique evil,

but that doesn’t mean or even imply

that Stalin is somehow an angel or a saint.

Do you think some of the lessons of history

are forgotten here in our modern political discourse

that are important to remember?

I was so triggered because I was in the supermarket

and there was like a company that’s selling Russian ice cream

because it meets these high level Soviet standards.

And I’m just like, you think this is some kind of joke?

You think this is some kind of kitschy punchline

that you had decades of people who were taught in school

to turn their parents into the police

if they were hoarding grain,

even if it cost them their own lives,

where it was a crime to be married to someone

who was an enemy of the state,

where you had torture being the norm,

where people were institutionalized

because they were politically disadvantageous

and they were called insane?

Like, this isn’t just like, oh, this hammer and sickles,

this cool, wacky symbol.

Like, the amount of blood under this symbol

was just enormous.

And so, yeah, I think the lesson

has very much been forgotten.

How did the ice cream taste?

It was fine.

I’m a Baskin-Robbins guy, to be honest,

but Van Leeuwen’s does some great work.

Baskin-Robbins doesn’t have any Soviet flavors?


Those are dark jokes, dark jokes.

I’m gonna self-publish a book of jokes.

I’m coming out in a grocery store near you.

Okay, what was the hardest part about writing this book?

Spent two years writing it?

So, when I write books for celebrities

and I was co-authoring them,

I did it kind of like method acting.

I tried to get into their head as much as possible

to kind of speak in their voice.

And when you’re dealing with children being tortured

harmed, starved, and you’re trying to empathize

with the characters, it’s hard to take.

The other big part I had, like I was saying earlier,

is just, I was just very, very concerned

that I told this story and that it did it justice.

Because I think this is something that is,

I still don’t understand, and I’m kind of angry about it,

that it’s fallen on me to tell this story.

This isn’t some minor incident that happened

in some random town in, pick a state.

This is half the world for 70, 80 years.

And the fact that it’s, this is the 80s, this isn’t,

I mean, you and I are old enough to remember the 80s.

There’s a show, I remember the 80s.

The fact that all these things have just kind of,

we have this collective amnesia, and even amnesia,

I think a lot of this stuff was not known even at the time

or was kind of obscured.

This is, I remember I was at The Blaze,

which is a network run by Glenn Beck,

and they’re conservatives, and I have a lot of fun there.

And I’m just sitting there, and sometimes they veer off.

They’re like, oh, Biden’s a communist.

I’m like, okay, okay, Biden’s a communist.

But I’m like, we talk so much about slavery

and the Civil War, the atrocities.

We talk about World War II and the Holocaust.

I’m like, how is no one talking about this?

And this can very easily be portrayed

as conservatism’s big victory,

because Reagan and Thatcher were so instrumental

in guiding this to a safe landing.

And I’m like, how is no one telling this story?

And then one day, my brain is like,

you know, you write books for a living.

This is kind of your job.

And I’m like, all right, but I still don’t,

I still, I gotta tell you, I’m kind of confused

that I’m the one who has to do this,

because this should be, there should be, you know,

there should be 30 books like this.

And this is a model to follow.

Yeah, and it’s also that it’s such recent history.


But it also kind of makes you realize

that there might be other fights

for progress going on right now.

Oh, yes.

In a world that we don’t know about.

So you wrote about North Korea.

I don’t know to what degree there is,

could possibly be fights there for progress,

but there could be, they could be boiling up.

In China, there could be boiling up battles for progress.

In other parts of the world, Russia, there could be.

And in America.

And in America.

And these are all different kind of battles for progress.

And they’re all, sometimes,

sometimes I, you know,

we sometimes tend to criticize these battles for progress.

Like if it’s on the left,

we’ll call it like woke-ism or whatever.

And we pick extreme elements of it

and show how silly and ridiculous it is.

Not realizing it, not acknowledging

that there’s a more civil battle going on underneath

for actual, for respecting human dignity

from all people for all walks of life.

And the same, we tend to call anybody

who questions mainstream narratives, conspiracy theorists,

we dismiss them immediately.

And they’re ultimately fighting for progress.

So people who criticize Fauci and everybody else,

I don’t know if they’re,

I think they want institutions that serve the public.

They’re fighting for progress too.

And we tend to dismiss them.

Like each side tends to caricature the other.

But the battle for progress is happening.

And I guess that’s what you’re,

that’s the hopeful message with the white pill, right?

Is that there’s progress being made.

Somehow we’re all making progress here.

I think more the hopeful message is that

it’s not possible that we have to lose.

Like if someone tells you the straight face, you can’t win,

the enemy is too impressive and strong.

I’m like, what are you talking about?

I mean, look, this was the Soviet Union.

And it happened relatively quickly

and relatively peacefully.

I mean, again, and it wasn’t because

Honecker in East Germany was like,

oh, I’m just gonna vacate my seat.

He was like sending the tanks and the military guy said no.

So they wanted blood.

There were plenty of people who wanted blood

and would have been happy to have it.

So to you, maybe if not the fall of the Soviet Union

then the fall of the Iron Curtain

is a great leap of progress in the 20th century.

I don’t see how anyone can argue against that point

with a straight face.

So that gives you hope that we humanity

were able to do that.

Yes, and at the same time, we were told at the time,

give it up, be realistic.

It’s utopian to think this is going anywhere,

maybe in 100 years.

Look, there’s a reason Chekhov was on Star Trek

because the idea is even the far future,

you’re gonna have America

and you’re gonna have the Soviet Union.

Like this is the reality.

It was called real politic.

We’re gonna have detente

because it’s this permanent stalemate.

We had the Vietnam War.

We got our asses kicked.

Russia’s not going anywhere.

America’s not going anywhere.

We got to learn to live with each other, blah, blah, blah.

And Reagan said, you don’t wanna hear my strategy

for the Cold War.

Some people might say it’s simple or even simplistic.

Here it is.

We win, they lose.

And the people who won were the Russian people

and the Ukrainian people and the Lithuanian people

and the Polish people and the Romanian people especially

and the Hungarian people.

And it’s just, there’s so many moments of great joy

that just tears coming down my face

because you’re like in Prague when Dubcek,

again, who tried to liberalize in 1968

and then when they send the tanks,

they deport him to Slovakia somewhere

to do some forestry job.

Like he appears in their big squares

just waving from the balcony

like this ghost from 20 years prior being like,

look, the spirit of 68 is still alive here

in Czechoslovakia.

And it was like a matter of weeks,

the entire government resigned and then they liberalized.

It’s just so many things about just overnight

just change for the profound better.

And people are so committed

to making sure you don’t have hope.

And if things get better, oh, it doesn’t really matter

because the broader picture never gets better.

And there’s lots of data to the contrary

where that’s happened before.

And this isn’t some magical faraway place.

This is the opposite of magical faraway place.

It’s Eastern Europe.

And to me, I think one such narrative

that people assume will always be true

or just to a degree will always be true

like in American politics

is the extreme levels of division.

And it seems to me like that too, we can overcome.

So the division in American politics

that seems to be counterproductive,

I think that can be overcome.

And I think the division in geopolitics currently

with Russia, China, and the United States,

particularly China and the United States can be overcome.

And I think that requires great leadership

that galvanizes the populace

to the better angels of their nature.

Like I have hope for that.

People have become really cynical on social media

and elsewhere in the way they talk.

The liberals are destroying this country.

The conservatives are destroying this country.

This kind of language is becoming more and more popular.

I think that’s, I have hope that that’s temporary.

At least that’s my white pill.

I don’t know if you have that kind of hope for,

like what does hope look like for you in American politics?

Forget American politics, American, the nation,

the country, the people.

My hope, which I don’t think is an unrealistic one,

is that the next generation has a better life

than you and I have had in this country.

And I think anyone who thinks that America is over

or is one president away from being destroyed

cannot in good conscience call themselves a patriot.

Because if you think America is so weak

that it takes a Biden or a Trump or an Obama

to irrevocably destroy it, then it’s already a wrap.

And I think that’s just absolutely ridiculous.

If you look what this country has survived,

Great Depression, World War II, the Civil War.

I mean, my God.

So we’ve been through worse before.

It wasn’t always easy, certainly not.

But it’s so hard for me as someone who’s a hopeful person,

not by my nature, I’m not Michael Kindness

who does work for Random House,

or at least he did last time I talked to him.

I look at even like, the thing is when you speak positively,

it sounds corny.

That’s how screwed up our cynical culture is.

Have you seen my Twitter?

Oh, you’re verified now.

So that’s good.

But even like something like Etsy.

Like you can go on Etsy.

I paid $8 for that verification.

Did you?

I earned it.

It’s an opportunity for independent artists

to create something special and cool.

And I’ve bought a lot of stuff from them.

That in and of itself is something that’s pretty awesome.

There’s so much, I’m into shaving soaps, right?

Of course you are.

The point is, there’s like dozens of artisans,

every day when you have a shave, it brings you some joy.

So there’s just so many things that are wonderful.

And I know there’s people listening to this,

rolling their eyes.

How can you talk about shaving soaps when my daughter,

or when my wife, or when blah, blah, blah,

and I’m not disparaging or dismissing

what you’re regarding as a problem.

My point is, hope means the belief

that it’s not at all a certainty

that this problem will be insurmountable.

That’s all it means.

What do you look forward to in 2023?

Since this is a holiday special.

Honestly, like if I look forward to a lot of young people

realizing that they still have lots of opportunity

in this country and taking control of their own selves

and realizing they can be a better person tomorrow

than they are today, that the entirety of their identity

is not a function of a culture,

which may they may not identify, or government,

which they may not identify with, or like,

or think is deplorable and realize, you know what?

I have it in me to improve and find joy and happiness.

And also the fact that that is so compelling and contagious.

That is what I would want in 2023.

And also for New York to get nuked.

So those two things could be accomplished.

Can I go back and switch the order?

Because I think New York won.

Oh, the jokes, the jokes.

And one day, friends, if you work hard enough

in believing in yourself.

You too can nuke New York.

No, you too can spend your time

days dressing up.

Grown men dressing up in a Santa outfit

and putting on lipstick and having hours upon hours

of conversation with each other and loving every second.

Thank you for writing this really, really important book.

Please buy the white pill.

I love you, brother.

I love you too.

Thanks for listening to this conversation

with Michael Malice.

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And now let me leave you with some words

from Shel Silverstein.

Listen to the mustn’ts, child.

Listen to the don’ts.

Listen to the shouldn’ts, the impossibles, the won’ts.

Listen to the never-haves, then listen close to me.

Anything can happen, child.

Anything can be.

Thank you for listening.

I hope to see you next time.


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