Call Her Daddy - 3 - The Gluck Gluck 9000

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Call him daddy.

Do I call her daddy?

Call her daddy.

Good morning, everyone.

It’s Alex, and Sophia back at it again.

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Making Monday’s great again with another episode of call her daddy.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah, in our Fields today.

It’s so hello.

Sofia.

Hi.

How was your weekend?

How are you doing?

Oh, wow.

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My weekend.

I’m tan.

I’ve lost four pounds.

Um, how is my weekend Alex?

You fucker.

You’re attached to my hips.

Know how my weekend was stop playing around.

We were together all week.

Now last week, I said I was going on three dates though.

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Give me my minute.

Like let me have a moment to just like talk about my shit moment of silence.

One, two, three, go.

So, last week, I went on three days.

One of them, I cancel.

Then he’ll never talk to me again.

One of them.

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I regret more than anything in my life and one of them I loved I had an amazing date.

It was the last one.

So I guess.

Save the best for last.

It was an awesome date and we really just hit it off.

To be honest.

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We ended up going on a lunch date the next day, but it wasn’t like a morning after kind of lunch to hate.

Like I slept in my own bed.

We didn’t do anything.

Sure.

And and then we met up for lunch the next day.

And it was very like, we’re in love, like, hi.

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I’m in love.

Let’s do the damn thing.

So that’s amazing.

I think you and I before we clear.

Yeah, I have something I want to say go last week.

I try to not listen to what I record.

So I don’t, you know, cry myself to sleep, but I realized that I keep calling women bitches and I just want everybody to know.

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I mean it in the most endearing way I call myself a bitch.

I call Alex a bitch’s bitch.

Everyone’s a bitch.

Let’s Go.

It’s fine.

Own It own it.

Love it.

Feel it.

I agree.

I know.

I’m like, wow, are we putting girls down in?

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Like no, we love you.

Always support you.

Let’s do the damn thing altogether.

So shout out to all the women.

This is honestly for you.

I love you all.

I love you first.

Okay, so we called people bitches.

Second of all Sophia.

Yeah.

We got invited to the mother fucking Hampton this week baby.

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This Rite of passage.

If you live in New York, you’re like, how do I get there?

How do I get the whole idea there?

Do I do?

Oh my God.

Boom, everyone.

That’s anyone is in the Hamptons.

Bujji as fuck.

Okay, so we got the invite and you know, we got the invite from.

So the guy that I had a successful date with boom.

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We he actually invited us out that weekend, but ironically, I mean you think New York is in a small town.

It’s a goddamn small town because the guy went on the date with his best friend is actually Someone Sophia used to hook up with for quite some time and he invited us to The Hamptons.

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We knew he was going to be there.

So we’re like, oh, I don’t know if we want to go.

If we don’t want to go.

I don’t want this to get too insular, but I used to hook up with a guy and now his best friend is somewhat talking to Alex, and he’s one of invited us and the best friend was gonna be there this weekend.

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I’m like, what do the four of us?

Just do.

Like, we’re gonna have a nice horse time.

Guys.

Not a foursome.

I know.

I have a reputation.

I meant for way happy.

We can boom, boom, boom, altogether.

It is funny because when you were hooking up with him, you wanted me to hook up with his friend.

And now I finally found its friend but not through you and I want you to go back and hook up with the friend.

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So it’s a big fat for some.

Let’s do it.

Let’s get it, right?

Okay, so so, so, so that’s our update.

We had three dates.

Whatever will I had high as we discussed last time is you?

Okay?

So anyways, I want to just say we set up the call her daddy.com website shit Poppin, I mean fire, Guys are the the shit the tits.

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Lickety lick.

Thank you so much.

I actually don’t know just came out of my mouth.

Disregard that cutback at that.

Okay.

So thank you guys so much because your shits awesome you guys sent in stories.

You sent in advice.

You said an everything that we could actually come up with content for days, with your questions, and your guys.

So entertaining.

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So, relatable.

I’m like, fuck.

I want to live on this page.

Can I say my favorite, my all-time favorite questions are the foot fetish.

And now, let me just say a lot of times guys slide into my DMs or like, baby girl.

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What can I pay you to get a pic of the feet?

And I’m like, your God.

Oh my God, what the hell and and literally in our Forum girls.

Is it?

Okay?

If a guy has a foot fetish what the fuck?

Okay, you’re saying, what the fuck I’m saying.

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I had a guy and I can pull it up right now in my DM and he said, hey, Send me a pair of your use shoes.

I’m not making this up, her 500 bucks.

What a pair of you shoes.

I think I maybe should Lauren before our roommate.

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I don’t know.

And, you know, that moment.

I don’t know how I was doing with money, but I looked at the corner of my room and I saw these disgusting cheetah Forever. 21 Flats now literally, maybe $19.

I don’t know and I was like money finder in your eyes.

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I could just send these nasty things for 500 bucks.

Like designing be about person, is that brilliant?

Should we start a business?

Should we start a business called the fucking phone?

You are you looked at a 12 dollar pair of shoes in your like babe.

This guy wants to lick in and around my toe.

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Hold, let’s get it poppin and it just occurred to me.

Nobody said he said The more used the better and guys with a foot fetish.

That’s what they want.

They want the sweaty.

They want to know that you’ve been walking around New York in those for like, 10 days in state 1.

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Picture of just your feet.

Well, we know he wanted the actual shoe and then he was like, so I know it’s your feet.

Like I need to see like a picture with you in the shoe and the sheets.

Really a nude just way.

Way down south.

I wonder what put like a little flossy me to my toes and had my hand on my feet were thong and that would just get him the fuck up.

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Like, that’s basically her vagina the tangent honestly to end this little story of foot fetishes.

Let me just say, Sophia all I’m getting from this conversation is Let’s start a fucking foot.

You got it.

Dude.

Let’s do.

Let’s do this for our listeners.

Yeah.

Let’s see how many guys we can sell pictures of our fee to and let’s fucking count as much money we make and we can donate to charity.

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Any guy of the foot fetish out.

There.

We are about to send you are Forever. 21 Flats fucking DMI by have so many dirty as shoes.

They’re coming your way now.

Yellow shoes in my pants.

Okay, so, thank you guys.

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Is so much for writing in, though, to the call her daddy.com.

Let’s move away from the feet and let’s get to the real fucking content.

So I took down a couple questions that people wrote in, and I have to admit, I didn’t tell Sofia beforehand.

So I’m just gonna know.

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Whoa, so I’m just gonna rattle them off.

Here we go.

All right.

I got a guy wrote in, he put his gender.

I don’t know.

He just said male.

I’m like, okay he wrote in and he said on a scale of 1 to 10.

How stalkerish is that if I keep watching my snap map.

On Snap map on Snapchat to see where someone is.

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So I accidentally run into her.

Um, it’s fucking brilliant.

It’s romance, its dedication.

And that’s all it fucking is.

I go for it.

So confused.

Why we haven’t thought about that.

I have people on Snapchat.

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I’m like, hey, let’s do you know me?

I should probably not.

No, but thanks for the ideas.

One crazy person to another.

Whoa really ingenious.

So Okay, next one.

I matched with this guy on POF.

Everything was going well until he suggested.

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He wanted to watch me fuck.

Another guy in front of him.

I honestly didn’t know how to react, so I just ended up blocking him.

Well, I know you can tell her how to react but also what the fuck is?

PFC that I met a guy on POF.

Are we old as shit with the hell is pure?

There’s a high school.

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Think.

Someone help me.

It’s a high school, dating up.

And now I’m 50% off.

Is I say hi Mom.

Oh, wow.

Someone said it.

Bad, I’m whole shit.

This is actually kind of a funny one.

No, is it bad?

I’m trying to get back with my ex.

But I’m also looking for a sugar daddy, because I’m broke as fuck.

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I don’t have any romantic feelings for the Dottie’s.

I’m just trying to live a debt free life.

Oh my God.

I don’t even have to like, hesitate on this one.

Your boyfriend, your sugar.

Daddy are two different entities.

One is a relationship.

One is a business.

Your boyfriend doesn’t need to know anything.

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Just keep your Chanel bags in your Louboutins, you know a little secret or LT.

Might have questions but besides that go for it, baby done.

Okay.

I love that answer.

I couldn’t feel more confident about that.

Holy shit.

Okay.

Someone said, oh, I love this one.

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Every guy in America.

Listen up, baby.

What are your thoughts on coming too fast?

Is it a deal breaker?

What if it’s the first time you have sex with them in?

You’re really interested.

I kind of feel bad, you know, every time a guy says that I’m like close your eyes, imagine.

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Didn’t your mom eating out your grandma and if you can come after that, then you have problems.

If not, you should be able to hold it in.

Boom.

My God, I’m getting arrested by.

No, but seriously, you gotta think of shit like that.

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Hold it in think of anything that just, you know, takes it from a midnight to whatever it was.

Okay, love that Sophie.

I really appreciate that.

And yes, guys, it does kind of matter.

So really do your work and think of grandma and mom, okay, too.

Jesus Christ.

10:11

This one’s kind of bad.

Okay, 2 a.m.

Okay.

So he said a really long story about this crazy girl, he met and I was like, oh my God, but the moral of the story is that the end, he said, 2:00 a.m.

She fucks me with no condom.

Should I be worried that I’m going to have a kid in nine months with the most crazy girl on the planet to that.

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I say, dear God, you’re in our prayers and Godspeed.

Honestly, you’re dumb.

You’re dumb.

But at the same time, like I would love it.

Invitation to the baby shower and like, you know, if you’re gonna fuck with no condom with the crazy bitch.

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You better get ready for 12 kids Cheaper by the Dozen up in this bitch.

What are we talking about?

I’m sorry.

I’m just saying it.

So I just want to say.

Thanks guys so much for writing in.

We have so many stories and there’s going to be more on each episode, but whatever every episode, that’s I’m ready.

So, with that being said, let’s talk about last week because Sophia talked about cheating.

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Yeah, that story was he was fun, but let me just say, I kind of feel like people maybe, like, Damn, she cheated.

But what if you’re the person who gets cheated on, I’ve been cheated on before and that’s what I was gonna say.

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So I had I think I think I got cheated on, I do gang.

So I think you don’t know, we’re still, you know, we’re still debating.

But okay, so let me quickly say it was guy was talking to way back when and you know, I was just trying to keep it light and tight and bright and I think it we would I think of we were exclusive like it was very good.

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Like in between, I don’t really, really fuck with the word exclusive, but we tried it and well, here you go.

Here’s what’s happened.

So I felt like he was being shady now.

Everybody listening, this, am I bad person?

I feel kind of like you.

Okay, so, okay.

11:55

So this is what I felt.

I was being shady as fuck.

So I knew he was being a little twin.

What do you do?

I’m saying, sometimes if you’re being fucking shady and you see him pulling out the same Tendencies of the shade.

Enos I’m like, hold the fucking phone motherfucker.

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I just did that.

She last week when I was XYZ.

I said I was at Burger King.

God.

Nobody was hurt and I’m hanging.

I’m sorry.

Talks like energized.

Yeah, when you’re acting the most paranoid crazy.

A lot of times, it’s because you’re being fucking JD.

I’m crazy.

12:29

So ever admit, I was being sketches.

Fuck.

I’m sorry.

Anyway, so I’m being sketchy and you know, I’m like, ìokay.

I do like to play a little bit of games, he comes home, and I’m like, hmm.

Every guy thinks there’s every girl to because I just same fucking thing.

You’re so smart.

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My phone is clean.

You’ll never find anything on me.

Motherfucker, the iPad or the fucking computer.

They never because the iPhone is so much to worry about already and I myself, you don’t think like, gotta babysit that I’ve had gotta babysit.

13:03

The waffle, is fucking everyone left and right, so I’ll go for the iPad.

He comes home and I admit it.

Like I did care, I really did care about the relationship.

I was in it, but I kind of just want to see him squirm.

So you were talking.

I’m like you’re being shady as fuck.

13:18

Whatever bulb up.

Pull out the iPad right in front of him.

And I didn’t even need him to swipe it open because his face turned Casper.

The Friendly motherfucking goes.

He was so fucking white.

I’m like, okay, so yup.

I’m gonna find mad shit on here.

I could have walked out of the room, but I’m like, no, I need to pain him even more.

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I said open this in front of me right now and you just like, oh, It’s well, I yeah, of course, but I got you right now.

Babe.

Let me just I forgot my password.

Hold on.

Let me just, and I’m like, bitch.

The fucking thumb.

Put that shit on and activate it like the thumbs like.

Okay, that’s but, you know, some girls kind of do that at night.

13:55

They’re like here babe and you put the phone and I’ll put some on it and he’s open, that’s a size up.

Okay, so he opens the iPad and I look, and of course, asked hits.

I’m like, yeah, I expected all this shit, but I’m trying to like, watch him while he sweat and then I found the most Brilliant girl.

14:11

Ever, she sends him a video of herself sucking.

Another guy’s dick.

Oh, Harry is fuck.

Guys, you know, keep it a little bit, like cleaned up trim.

Go see Bruno at the barbershop.

14:26

So then I’m like, okay.

Holy shit.

She’s down on this dick and filming it with her fucking head away.

Not feeling it.

No Sonia and I fucking love.

That is my ex-boyfriend, nothing.

Fucking another guy.

I’m watching this and like a mind you he’s sitting with me watching my reactions and I’m like smiling and he’s like, okay, so she did she not find the ass and tits and like I’m enjoying every second of this because this girl dude, this is Art.

14:54

She’s filming herself.

Yeah.

Fucking another guy’s dick and then she sends it to him and in quotes, as she literally, says, practicing for you babe.

I’m like, oh, hold on.

How is the practice?

Okay.

So before I get into all the practicing was because That’s a whole nother story, poor girl.

15:12

He I don’t think he was into it cause there’s a lot of hair whatever, but she literally, I go to her Instagram because I’m like, who is this?

You know, maybe she’s a nice girl.

I see her Instagram.

Mother fucking Teresa country.

Girl.

Oh my God, I know saying to dick in my life.

15:30

Mama.

I’m like, hold on.

What like Sunday posted Church, you know what I have to say about that.

Any time?

A girl looks like a fucking angel acts like Angel.

If you have those friends or best friends that they never talk to you about getting dick.

15:46

Once again, I sound like a truck driver.

What about getting dick?

Those are the ones you have to fucking worry about the girl that never talks to you about getting down and then you hear from someone else that she, you know got a train ran on her.

I’m like, I can’t trust you.

16:03

We see right.

I hate that.

That’s why I said so I said, Instagram like lies.

This is all lies.

I’m Watching you and you’re at home videos.

Yeah, but this guy’s dick as you’re sending it to another guy and then I’m like, wow, she’s got a little cute dress on and she’s with the family and the little brother in the dog at the golden retriever and I’m like you are a liar.