Call Her Daddy - 4 - Nudes Never Die


Call him daddy.

Do I call her daddy?

Call her daddy.

Good morning, everyone.

It is Alex and Sofia back at it again for another episode of call her Daddy.


We hope at this point, you’re all calling yourself daddy in the fucking bedroom, or at least forcing your partner to.

So let’s do a quick recap of last week, a little update on our lives.

So I left Sophia unattended for a week and I went to Paris before we get into that PO.



How was your week without?

Me and Lauren are other roommate.

She was in Iceland.

So your department to ourselves yourself.

Sorry, tell me about it.

Go, honestly, at this point, I’ve been single for so long.

I am finding myself sexually aroused by anyone that will make eye contact with me for, like, more than two seconds.


I fell in love with a homeless man, on my way home from work.

Like I love, you have a man bun.

Let’s would fucking go legit.

I don’t even know anymore.

Like, if I’m genuinely attracted to these people or not.

It’s like, I just, I don’t even know.

I’m just so horny.

Everything looks hot.

No one.


That’s fine.

Honestly, I’ve been checking you out over here.

You are.

I fucking the cameraman.



What are you doing after this?

By the way cameraman?

He’s like, okay.

I’m getting harassed at work.

Anyways, so, like I said, I was personally, in Paris with a guy, um, you know, you’re expected to fall in love.


When you go to Paris except for the fact that I didn’t fucking find love.

There’s no fucking love found more.

So let’s just say, my vagina was drier than a fucking dryer sheet.

It was an extremely interesting trip to sum it up.

Let’s just say I left the guy and I escaped Aid to the fucking airport without telling him.


I would want to I kind of want to elaborate but at the same time it’s like it’s too ripe and I kind of want to just too soon.

Yeah too soon.

Let’s leave the details of the Paris trip to another podcast.

However, I know you were thinking about me while I was in Paris.


No, you’re right.

We go.

So, Sofia text me when I’m in the middle of my Paris trip, and I remember I was laying in bed and I get a text from Sofia.

And in all caps.

She’s like, emergency.

You need to come home and I’m like, oh my God, at this point.


I want to leave the fucking trip.

So anything like you need me to make a taco for you.

I’m there, baby.


However, you text me and you emergency, you need to come home and then you follow it up.

I think you’re in the hospital and you follow it up with.

I need you to come.

Take a nude for me.



Dude, it was a fucking emergency.

Like taking nude is no joke.

It’s a form of art.

It takes a village.

The tit shot is so easy.

I could fuck it do it.

My eyes closed at this point.

The ass shot.

However, it takes flexibility creativity, stamina concentration.


And while my girlfriend you Alex, you were gone.

I found myself in pain like trying to contortion my arm around my back, and I was just Like, holy shit.

I need someone to take this for me.

I need a dollar dude.

I understand where you’re coming from and I’m so fucking sorry.


I wasn’t there for you in your time of need.

You’re so I apologize at the end of the day though.

I think I did help you out.

You did you did Alex, you sent me.

If you knew that.

You have stored a few examples handy and ready baby.

I’m ready and you’re gonna die.


I was so desperate.

At this point.

I was like, I need to fucking learn how to use Photoshop because I’m about to fucking You’re blond hair brown and play it off as my own.

I’m not fucking with you.

At that point.

I was like, if I threw on an emoji of a mill around here, whatever on this picture, like, what would the guy do?


Honestly, what would he do?

Honestly, guys are so fucking nasty.

They met for a split second, be like, okay, like the Emojis kind of weird, but whatever.

I’m about to go take myself to my room and take care of myself.

Like, I know I can lend, you one hundred percent.

I can put a fucking like emojis.


He liked the kissy face and they would still be like, I’m gonna go take care of myself.

Jack off you ever?


I’m trying to help me the fuck out.

Yeah, like I would honestly, just play it off like babe.

I was trying to be artsy.

I don’t want to send you like, any typical run-of-the-mill nude.

I’m gonna use emojis.


I love you.

Oh, gee over my fucking face and it might as well be Sophia, fucking frankly.

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I got mercifully.

Send you a new day, maybe me and maybe Alex is up to your imagination.

Have fun.

You know what?

This is something that’s Sophie and I were talking about.

So when Sophia I came home and she’s like, you know you I want you to take a nude of me.

I’m wondering to guys.


What do you guys think?

If they get a nude from a girl and clearly they did not take the fucking.

My God.

Is it weird?

Like do guys and a shot is Nast shot?

Whether it’s taking from someone else or not.

You see that?

You know what I mean?

I mean, I really don’t think they would care.

I’ll buy you a brown wig and we’re going to do a photo shoot.


It’s happening.

And of a guy honestly was like Sophia.

That’s not your but I will be like you greedy motherfucker.

You got a picture of a beautiful Bodacious, but and who gives a shit if it’s mine fucking hashtag be grateful.


Goodbye grateful motherfucker Your Grace with an asp.

Take the ass or leave it?


No, I couldn’t agree more.

Well, we are on the Topic of nudes because I know everyone’s listening close because he wasn’t sending news at this point.

Okay, Sofia.


And I have a fucking Public Service Announcement legit.

If you were listening before.

Listen up.

Now, we are about to drop some fucking knowledge that will change lives.

All right, pause, here we go.


Listen in nudes and the iCloud.

Do not mix.

I state that because listen up folks, if you send an old nude and the person saves it, which see 1000% will, they can see the date that you were originally took the photo?



So AK, if you took it back in December, they will see it.

And you are exposed game fucking over folks.

So let’s break it down a little bit more.

Okay, imagine the situation you are in bed.

Your Calling.

This guy are thinking about him and you need to send a nude ASAP.


Okay, things are getting heated.

You got your fucking pimple.

Cream on your glasses are on lights throughout.

You’re ready to knock the fuck out.

All right, Sophia.

What do we do?

We and everyone else listening resort to sending that old knew that, you know, is green, not everyone has that fucking old fire a snood that they have ready to go locked in fucking loaded.


All right, so you find your old mood and you’re ready to send and then what?

All right, so So this is the most important part and everybody listen up.

It is fucking imperative that you screenshot, the original nude and then proceed and go send the screenshotted version of the nude with the new date or the cloud will fuck you.




I think we’re having is what you need a fucking explain to them how we found this genius Revelation out.

How did we find out?

All right.

Let me, let me explain.

So how we found this out?

Is my ex called me the fuck out.


Because he was basically said he was saving the pic, he was saving it to his iPad, and then he went to look at it and he couldn’t find it in that date because his shit was in the memory option where it goes by date.

So high, he’s trying to scroll the fuck up and meanwhile, I was no longer in that month.


I was Chillin in fucking January ass out them like oh fuck and it was so fucking awkward.

Well, that is so rough with horrible and he was like, what the fuck was that pick for another God.

Oh my God.

Are you re using news, blah blah.

And of course, I’m a fucking psycho.


I came up with most genius response and he’s an idiot and believe me.

It doesn’t matter.

But for now, I think it’s so funny.

You weren’t.

I were talking about these of the, our day because guys have now sent me pictures and the other week, specifically, a guy sent me a pic and I saved it to my phone and he, I saw Poor guy doesn’t know that we’re that see, this is where the problems are Fiat.


People don’t know where this psycho and where this calculated.

So the guy sent me a pic and it was really hot as shit.

I’m like, oh my God, you’re great.

I save it and the poor guy.

I realized he sent it.

He took the picture week before.


Well, okay, a God only knows how many girls got that goddamn picture within that week.



So, you know what the moral of story is be fucking careful and watch your credibility, people.

That’s like, don’t get sloppy here, people.

I mean, I know half the people Europe.

You’re probably sending it to are like so dumb, the person even notice, but protect your name out there, folks carry out there.


I think it would be really fun to test this.

So everyone go.

I want you to save pictures that people have sent you, even if it’s selfies, Etc.

Go and click the memories options and see if you can catch any fucking people that were faking that day.


I want everyone to check.

And if you find people and you’re exposing them, please go right into call her and As fuck.

Yeah, dude, we are about to ruin relationships, straight up.

We are winning.

People are gonna be like, what the fuck my girlfriend took that two fucking years ago and it’s her goat.


And I love how we just fucking Breeze past the fact that your ex was.

So open, like, hey, I’m Gonna Save this.

If you think that your nudes are not being saved to the iPod, iPod my iPod touch, my Apple watch my Kindle, the fucking hard drive to the hard drive.


Ryback up, the hard drive, the hard drive of the hard drive, exactly, your it is.

It’s so true.

It goes back to the truth.

That guy’s worship these things.

Okay, they will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever do ever the motherfucking news.


And I’m telling you this, even, and I feel bad because at least we weren’t, we’re fucking jaded over here.

The thing is girls and I hate to break your heart.

If you’re in a committed relationship, it doesn’t matter guys are keeping those news.

Even if they have to send that shit because if you’re a nosy girlfriend, they’re going to send that folder to one of their homeboys and they’re going to yeah for his them, but at the end of the day those nudes exist and they’re here to stay hashtag mute.


Never die.

Like guys are literally like God take my eyes.

It’s not my new guy will lose.

His family photo albums, government issued ID, social security card, passport birth certificate before he fucking losses and deletes all of the nudes in the secret album on his phone.


It’s just Life, dude, guys, like we talked about the other day.

My fucking ex told me the first thing he did when he broke up, is he deleted my news.

So fucking literally needless to say, we kind of had a sexual reconnection for a hot minute, a few months after and he sent me a picture of myself and he wrote, and he was like, oh my God, like this is my favorite fucking one of you.


We will.

I’m like bitch.

You said that shit was gone.


Try nude live on forever and fuck that shit.


The boyfriend that I got caught cheating on episodes to always plug, go listen to it.


It’s fucking amazing.


He came across one of my nudes and guess what?

It brought him.


The fuck back.

He’s like my God.

I’m never gonna talk to Sophie again.

She’s fucking suck.


I remember that.

Okay, let me text her.


Oh, it’s so fucking true.

Okay, let’s talk while we’re talking about that the V.

People like what a vehicle to be shaving?


So the other week Sophia and I were talking about I think every girl specifically listening to this podcast will be able to relate to this and guys are probably going to maybe be shocked.


So we’re talking about this, you got your going on a day or you’re going out.

It’s not a single decision.

It is a collective decision between you and your girlfriend’s.

My shaving the V tonight or not.

It’s more like an announcement.

You’re just like guys, I refused to shave.


Is because I will not be hooking up with someone, you know, the really cool thing about that is you end up in a random person’s shower at 3:00, a.m.

With a random razor fucking shaving that shit off in a blackout.

That’s what happened.


Then you fucking wake up in the morning.

Let’s not just for that.

You wake up in the fucking morning.

You’re like, did that happen?

Oh shit.

You look down.

It’s a fucking bald eagle down there.

You’re like, wow!

How did that happen?

How many girls please write in and let?

Let us know you have been in that fucking shower, finding that fucking dirty ass.


Random-ass razor.

It could be a guy’s paper and you are taking it to the V like a champ because, you know, goddamn.

Well, you like I have a mission.

I’m gonna do this tonight and I don’t care what my sober self was thinking.

It’s going down there.

Literally, wake up the next morning.

You’re like, oh, I don’t think we hooked up.


And then you look down there and it’s fucking like, ball and shaved in your, like, I am now 99.9%.

Sure something happened.

Something went in and out.

Don’t understand like we use it almost as a protection shield.

It’s like pure strategy.


Once you get hammered, you start to forget your morals.

It’s like.

And then all of a sudden the bushes.

What brings you back when we got?

That’s poetic the bush.

Praise you back to remembering.

Oh wait.


I promised myself.

I’m not going to fucking hook up with this guy.

Wait, let’s think about it because we know we have kind of, like, 50/50 listeners.


How amazing is it?

We’re sitting here talking about this.

There’s no fucking guy in history.

He’s shy.

Showering getting ready for his day or night out and he’s in the shower and he’s like, hell no, I’m not gonna shave that shit.

I don’t want to get my dick sucked.


I don’t want to move that fast.


I don’t want to fuck this bitch.

It’s like how fucking noise like dying right now.

No guy.

A guy could be like, I literally just worked out fucking walk to the Sahara Desert.

It’s disgusting down there and they’re like still.

Can I put it in your mouth?

But Jake like oh, fuck that.


But I think honestly, the difference is between guys and girls.

At the end of the day.

We’re the ones I can give back.

I’m pregnant.

And so, I’m just gonna be honest.

Let’s get that kind of brings me.

Can we talk about condoms?

I feel I can guess.

I feel like we should.

I mean, I don’t even know how to answer that.

Because are they still around know exactly condoms.


Do they even fucking exist anymore?

I don’t know.

Sophia, never talking about this.


We talked about so much shit.

We’re so inappropriate.

Sometimes, weird go to 99 Cent Pizza, were out late night, and we start talking.

Like, I know people know that this podcast also translates into our everyday lives.



This is not a show folks.

No, this is how we talked and we talked to Lauren about it too and Lauren’s like, no, I don’t think that way.

Yeah, we’re in sizing guys up.


Oh my God.

Are we really gonna go there?

Go for it.

Go for the other day.


We were meeting with someone.

Yeah, don’t say, um, obviously, we’re meeting with someone and I left the meeting and we were getting pizza.

And I was like, oh my God, doesn’t blah, blah, blah.

Have a huge Weiner.

And without hesitation, Alex Goes, absolutely.


Like, it wasn’t even a question.

It wasn’t like, what’s happening is Pam’s?

It was just like, yep, we done the minute.

We meet guys were like bigger smaller in between even we’ve said, There’s no way he’s in between he’s either tiny or he’s fucking packing.

What is wrong with us?

And we bring it up to her roommate Lauren and Lauren’s like, yeah, we’re like Lauren Jennifer just like, you know, like, when you’re fucking getting pizza and the pizza, man, like, you obviously size up his dick, right?


And she’s like, you know, I honestly don’t do that comes up.

You’re like over, like, oh, okay.

Now you are.

We normal person, normal normal thoughts.

Okay, so we need to reel it in.

So anyways, there’s a funeral talking about this other week with regard to condoms.

It’s crazy because Right, so you and I we’ve both dated guys that are older in like they’re 35 range.


And then we compare that to a guy that’s more in our range like in their 20s older guys, usually will always have a condom on done.

Yeah, and then the younger generation fucking forget it.

Like they don’t know what a condiment they don’t.

They don’t know what I do.


Don’t know how to put one on.




Meanwhile you and I are so over here.

Like we can’t even get to the condom talk because we’re like, okay.

So we had a date.

We had one date, which means that we can go to first base and now, like, how long until we get to second fade?

And I know people probably like, there’s no way but the fact that we we still talk about basis.


Why, why can you imagine if on the fourth date?

You and the guy go back to his room and you fucking put a little lotion, your hand grab his weiner.

And you’re like, this is about to feel great and you’re like, okay.


We’re hitting second base.

I hand job.

Yeah, tell you to get lost.

Should be about the best.

Wake the fuck up.

No one has given a fucking hand job since 1999.

Let’s honestly I would love to hear people’s comments on this.


This is a topic about condoms that Sophia and I have been.

We’ve been kind of talking about it for a few weeks now.

So girls, specifically do you feel this way with guys?

Like no one is really bringing condoms around anymore like fucking idiots and guys.


Do you have a reason as to why you don’t don’t fucking write in and say because it feels better.

We know that.

But I mean logistically, like we’ve heard from some guys saying like you don’t want to come off as the minute you start hooking up and then you whip this fucking condom out.


It’s like, okay.

So bitch you thought you did.

I thought you’re about to sleep with any like spread your legs outgoing.

Girls, get all freaked out because they’re like, oh, so you brought a condom so you were prepared.

So you thought you were gonna stop fucking because you fought with her fuck.

We are now, let’s transition first and foremost.


I think we should answer some questions.

People wrote in to the site.


We love including you guys into the podcast Sophia and I have well, first of all, we’re fucking brilliant.

We love having her little own moments, but you guys really make it fucking enjoyable.

The questions you guys right in, I genius eye over them Dainese.


We lay there in bed together and we read them.

And so if you guys want to be featured on an episode of call her daddy, go to call her daddy.

Dot-com and you can write us questions.

Write a stories or really anything that comes to your mind.

Just right in.


And we will probably hopefully feature you on the next episode.

So, so this is from Mega, the guy that I’m hooking up with, it’s constantly asking me to eat his ass.

He also wears the man purse.

I’m like a hundred percent.


He may be gay.

What do I do to find out for sure my answer right now?


I know my, I know what you guys into I do.

You’re gonna shock to it.

You hit him with a porn time.

I’m telling what the porn.

Tested Sophia important test.

You literally find the hottest gay porn.

You can.

There’s a lot out there.

Get out to you guys and then you get it on your phone.


You go over to him, you press play you graze his dick with your hand and if there is any movement, while he’s watching that porn, he’s gay.

Yeah, boom.

Done done.

It’s simple and it’s a moment.

I will never forget Sophia, and I I were in a different state.


I won’t expose him because, you know, he rocks.

I love you.

Listen to the podcast but we were like dude.

He’s not trying to hook up with you.

What’s going on?

We go into the fucking bathroom.

We whip out the porn 10, and this poor guys, like, what’s going on the pass?

Do you talking about?

I was convinced.

He was gay.

I was like, there’s no way that doesn’t have any girl, but he passed.


He taught us, but I swear to God I got mine coloreds.

Alright next one.

So, this is from Lexi.

She said, do you think guys think less of you if you Fuck them on the first date.

I’m going on a date with a guy who I’m really attracted to, but also want to be taken.



I have a feeling he’s, of course, going to ask me to go back to his apartment.

Is this a bad idea help?

Okay, without being like to Serious job, really as women.

We need to stop that.

We need to stop putting so much young pisses on the guy.


Like if you’re in the mood, if you’re feeling it and it feels right, like, go for it.

I’ve had relationships.

That like just started off as fun.

Yeah, and they ended up being like my serious boyfriend to me.


And then there’s the complete retrospective of.


I’ve also guys have been like, okay.

I’m we’re on our tenth fucking date.


Can you show me what your neckline looks like?

Like, I am making you guys wait up with the fucking lubricant.

Do it three months later, mix it up, mix it up.


Don’t over.

Because at the end of they are guys overthinking it.

A guy wants to, fuck you all, fuck.

And then if you guys like each other, keep going whatever.

Okay, I’m going to read this one.

Okay, great.

Okay, this one, dude, put me over the edge.

Like I was laughing about this for hours Jack.

You are my hero.


I want to marry you.

Can we hang out?

Okay, Jack thoughts on going many rounds in a row as a guy.

I’m really content with one round.

But some girls want like five rounds in a row.

One time.

I even spit on her back.

Back Bree tending to come because I was all drained thoughts.


Holy shit about your fucking ears on your headphones.

I’m sorry.

Holy fucking shit.

No, that is fucking incredible.

I’m sorry because the amount of orgasms girls fake while they’re getting fucked.

I’m sorry.

I’m putting it out there girls, you know, you feeling all.


Do we all know?

Honestly, Jack, I applaud you and keep it going next.

Ryan said, I found it’s a lot harder to Likely me people now and when I do match with people on dating apps, I’ve been told my insta isn’t full of fun pics with friends and that’s a red flag.


How important do you think social media is?

It is dating.

Steven cutting you off.

I know if that is the case, that people are looking for how many friends you already know, what you’re gonna say.

I am never getting a fucking date because my Instagram has zero fucking friends on it.


It’s just me and my fat ass fuckin head.

So okay.

I’m single for life.

I honestly know.

I’d from that guys with Instagrams.

I always look like, what are they working with?

Because to me guys that have all pictures of themselves are not as attractive.

I like thinking about girls are easier.


I’m having a revelation.

Girls can get on Instagram and just poke like the selfie.

Yeah, then being hotly, guys.

Know how to guys do Instagram.

I don’t like, pains me.

I remember when I’m on this new dating app that I’m not allowed to speak about when I see pictures of them and they’re like, posting selfies.

I immediately click no, could be the thought of a guy posting a selfie.


I don’t know.

I-it’s like his mental state.

Like I’ve never dated a guy that I’ve ever seen is.

He meant his mental state.

What is he doing?

What are you doing?


And well, he’s on well think about it.

You and I are sitting on our fucking couch in our apartment and I’m like dude this guy hot.

What’s the thing?


You always say?

You always say dude.

Look how hot.

It’s friend is and then we stock is ready.

We go.

Yeah, let’s go.

Hang out.

Also, we get mad at.

They take selfies with and we also don’t like when they fucking post a picture of the fish that they caught me.

Fucking it’s true or stopped taking a fuck.


Picture of your card making your ABI bitch.

I don’t want it.

I don’t want to date a car.

I wanted a year and your dick.

Okay, next one.

This Anonymous girl has written and she said, please help me in all caps.

I’ve only had sex three times with three different guys and I’m 21.


I lost my virginity like a year ago.

So I feel like I’m a starfish like I kind of just lay there and take it.

How do I not do that?



Sophia honest so far girl, okay.

I’m gonna be serious again.

What the fuck is up with you?

I’m all in my feels today, people.


Wow, when we get her there.

We know yes.

I’m gonna start crying pretty soon.


I’m tearing up cheering up.

Um sex is supposed to be enjoyable for you homegirl.

Like honestly, you should hmm.

How can I say gonna sides masturbating?


No, but fuck it saying.



Like, people are gonna talk word about this.

Yes, like Mastery.

Touch yourself, see, what feels good too.


And then incorporate that into fucking sex, like that’s what it should be like, stop focusing so much on the guy and focus on yourself and what feels good.


I know.

And then on top of that, gyrate on his also fucking throw that ass back and roll that us in a circle.


We have one more.

I’m changing it.

Know why you guys the last person that’s coming on to the podcast.


It’s not Bethany, okay.

Ready, we’re bringing in Sophia’s, mom fucking low, LOL.

I know why I love you so much, baby.

So the other week, tell her tell people were 2000.

I know exactly what you’re referring, you.


Okay, when I recorded the first episode, my mom really contemplated disowning me.

She was a little bit in a State of Shock.

She was like, not into it.

She was like, Sofia, what the hell are you doing?

And I’m like, you know what, Mom?

Take a nap.

Nap, we’re moving on.



So, Sofia, is that work.

One day.

I’m at home.

She puts us in a group chat and she says, girls, dot-to-dot and I’m ready to get ripped a new asshole about your horse.

You’re doing this.

What are you doing?

You two eyes.

I see like a block.

My mom.

You know, I love blocking.


Can I block my mom?

He slides the fuck in and she goes girls.

I think I need to be a guest on the podcast sooner rather than later.


Mom, you weren’t supportive.


And then bam.

Yeah, and I like to be in and around.

Yeah, what else?

Wow know what Mom female get to you?

People get to you bitch.

I call my mom a bitch.

We were laughing because obviously everyone’s a school.

My God.

What do your parents?

Think about this?


What you guys are saying what you’re doing.

Listen, they all want a piece of the thing.

I think, I think we got it ended there.

I always promise.

I know we promised people we’re going to talk about, but, you know, Etc.

And we were going to talk about how to give the girl Gluck Gluck 3000.


But let me just say something with regard to at least anal guys.

We’re in the beginning stages of this relationship.

This is episode 4.

We’re like first base approaching second base, like come on, even though I just told him that had to give the sloppy.

It’s fucking blowjob in the downtown region, but fuck me, right.



So anyways, thanks so much for listening, guys.

This is what we’re going to do.

We really need you guys to rate this podcast stars.

But I mean, I’m not going to tell you how many stars 5 stars.

Hold up your hand.

How many fingers?

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So read as five stars and then also give us an honest, positive review.


And I repeat honest, positive review.

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I don’t really actually know what it does.

But I think it’s a really big deal if we get great reviews.

And so we can keep making this podcast all Also keep explaining ourselves right just rate it five right does vary in five so we can keep talking about Dick and anal and whatever else.


Also, we’re going to be giving away a call her daddy sweatshirt random.

So we’re going to go through all the comments and whoever leaves a comment that we really fucking.

Like, you’re going to be sent a call her daddy merged sweatshirt.

I can’t wait.

Who the fuck doesn’t want to match us.


I tell me.


Yeah, everybody, thank you so much for listening to call her daddy episode 4 and we will see you again.

Listen, every fucking Monday.

We are Are you making it great again, baby?


Well my big bye guys.

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