Call Her Daddy - BONUS EP - Meet Biznasty And His Uncircumcised Dick


Call him daddy.

Do I call her daddy?

Call her daddy.

Okay, Daddy’s, it is Alex, and Sophia back at it again.


Happy day after Christmas.

This is such a sad time of the day after it’s just a little anticlimactic because it’s, like we lead up to all of that and then you get your presents from Santa daddy, daddy.

And now, it’s over.

But we have goddamn New Year’s to look forward to.


Thank the Lord.


Yeah, Sophie and I are going somewhere, a little tropical.

Get our Tan on, but this episode is going to be a little bit shorter because, well, Sophia and I are, unfortunately, she’s in Utah and in Pennsylvania right now, but we have, we’ve got a little something, we do have a little something, a little raunchy Dante’s business, tea, ladies and gentlemen, for those of you who don’t know what business t means.


Because I know a lot of our call her daddy audience is not even from Barstool.

So business T, is This guy’s nickname.

His real name is Paul bissonnette.

He has the spit and Chiclets podcast.

That is one of our biggest shows here at Barstool.

So we were lucky enough to sit down with him, chat with him.


You guys will hear the interview.

I think he was a little nervous.

We had an amazing collaboration.

There were some, you know, uncomfortable moments of Great Moments.

We laughed, we cried, we got naked.

As you guys know, call her daddy, we are Specific podcast, guys.


Met a lot of people can hang with the daddy gang.

I think Paul did a great job.

We’re going to play the clip for you guys because it’s been so highly requested and joy.

Sit back, relax.

Here is our interview.

All right.

Daddy gain.

We have a visitor.


Paul bissonnette.

That’s a beautiful name, sir.


So today, you’re just going to be Biz Daddy.

Just on-brand for us.

So why do you think people think Think that we should collaborate, like what was it?

Because as far as a bit of a history, okay, when I played, I was pretty vocal about what was going on in the back behind the scenes.



I taught I told a story on our podcast.

That was a little aggressive.

I just have to be weary that I do work with an NHL team and right, anyone listening.

I don’t know when I speak, I speak for myself.

I don’t speak for the team.

Yeah, and I, I think they’re, well, aware that of the things that have gone on in my life and they Embrace, they embrace me for who I am.


They also like, yo your you can’t be like, no, I think that’s hardcore.

I bought this.

Make it hardcore.

Can we ask if the story was the house of no return?

That’s why I’ve told that on the spit and Chiclets podcast.

Long story short, we end up when I’m going to this place called pussycat Lounge.


I ran into an old girl that I used to hook up with and briefly had a conversation.

Then five minutes later, some beautiful woman.

Comes strolling over and Taps.

You on the shoulder and he’s are girl.

I mean, I don’t want to sound shallow, the hottest broad you ever seen.


Other one was attractive.

This one was like, whoa.

Okay, like why is this strange woman coming up to me?

Like maybe she could feel the energy coming off our table because we had a ten guys out.

We were celebrating.


We look like athletes and she went right to it.

She’s like, hey, I’m such a such as friend.


Like, what are you doing after?

And I’m like, oh, like probably just going home and she’s like, no, why don’t you come over to our place?

We have like stripper poles.

Sex toys.

Love that like just like right into it.


It was like home.

Shit, so, we had a driving this place in an Uber, and it took forever.

It was like an hour away and it was, it was aggressive.


There was like, fucking techno music blaring through the house.

There was other girls that were not at the bar that were at the house like a waiting, love it, and things escalated.

And there was like orgies.

Yeah, like I’m heterosexual.

I don’t, I don’t mess with guys.

I don’t if you’re a guy and you like guys, I don’t care, be, alrighty, whatever you do.


I’m very liberal when it comes to Grey.


Mindset and it escalated through the night.

And last thing that ended up happening was, I was on this big leopard-print bean bag.

Chair in the guy who was like, I would say a common log / married to the girl who came up the smoke show.


Well, he was getting a blowjob on the other side of this, huge beanbag chair.

And I was on this side by someone else, and the wife says he Dan, is it?


And I kind of overheard that and he said, whatever makes you happy and she Love power and like, gave the other one, the shoulder tap and I could I could feel his eyes in the back of my head though while she was performing and it made me very uncomfortable, though.


It did.


I mean, I don’t know.

He might be saying that I would assume just to keep her happy because you know, like not to sound shallow, but she was like a fucking 10, right?

Well, maybe he wasn’t the town well because you know about like cuckolding like guys think it’s hot to watch like their girl.


Fuck another guy in front of them.

Like do you think that was a situation or maybe, you know, I I think that it was it was he gets to have his cake and eat it too.

And okay.

She wanted a piece of my action and it was like, yo, like you get enough I do enough for you.


It’s my turn and where I didn’t want to hurt him to feel like oh shit.


My wife wants to do that.

To write me.

That makes me uncomfortable because I’m, you know, I’m not a mean person.


Well it was it that that was kind of awkward getting a blowjob in front of another guy’s girl.

I could see ya.

I know a blow job from another guy.


I was, I was going to say where you XXX, I think there are some guys.


I wouldn’t give a shit but like, you were kind of a little on edge about it.

Yeah, I didn’t last very long.

I think I think the or in the room had kind of change and everyone was a little uncomfortable by you didn’t last long.

You didn’t last long on Earth really fast nor you couldn’t say hard never know, like, like kind of like it was very good.


So I couldn’t tell her to stop but I think that she finally realized that maybe he wasn’t totally down with ya so that it was back to the switcheroos.


That’s a great story.

I do we weave Oh God, the ritual when call her Daddy.

Has a guest on?

You have to can you, can you please pull your dick out?


Yeah, I don’t like waiting time.

Okay, guys, it’s guy.

I know I’m so honest to God.

I’m so fucking excited to talk to you.


The only reason?

No, I’m just kidding.

It’s not the only reason you’re here, but we don’t have a guy with foreskin.

Before I have never seen an uncircumcised dick.

Unless I’ve Googled it.

And so the You’re here is because of your dick is you can just flash it.

You know, I’m gonna send a pic no repeating rickety.

Yeah, I mean II, just know, it’s not, it’s not really pulling your dick.


No, she’s kidding.

She’s kidding.

Just kidding.

My producer.

Everybody get naked and whip out your cock in front of check.

What it was soft.

Well, isn’t that will throw up some porn.

Okay, so okay.

So I I actually have money.

Who did the what’s the ESPN body magazine?




They posed, naked Hill, Joffrey Lupul.

He’s a fucking handsome guys.

Okay, he’s a handsome fella and I was like, damn I if I went to that I’m 100 pop and 100% popping a Cialis before I go, I can see that because I need at least some blood flow in there because yeah, these guys like, oh, yeah, because if it’s a little chilly, like I’m fucking, I’m a grower, not a shower.


I gotta admit that.

I love that.

Yeah, that’s great to know.

I don’t got to carry it around all day.

Just what I need.

It’s like, go go gadget dick.

It’s like, it’s not it’s like an average.

It is a month.

No, I love that.

So Sophie and I have some questions for you, one.

Just, okay, the uncircumcised thing.


Canadians, typically don’t get circumcised more so than maybe Americans.

Okay, because I have a lot of friends who are not circumcised and I heard, it’s better sexual pleasure for the gun.

Oh, we heard for the girl.

I don’t know.

I don’t think that.

Girl, so we should joke around, call it the French tickler and stuff and my Jesus Christ.


Okay, so we have had a lot of people write in obviously mixed reviews.

I’ve joked when I was younger and immature.

I’m like, I wouldn’t know what to do with that thing.

But I have a question for you.

She want it like bubblegum.

That’s what I figure.

That’s usually what I do to a dick right.

Turkey jerky, right.


Just a little bit of extra meat.

So what have you ever gotten a reaction from a girl being like what?

What do I do with that?

I’ve been with a couple girls that they say that I’m the first person they’ve ever With who has not been circumcised.


Do you like walk them through it?

It’s no different.

Like when it gets hard, it just kind of like rolls back.


Okay, some people.

I mean there’s different types, right?

I mean, some people have longer than others and about vaginas.

Okay, this China flock, let’s just scare you if they’re like super long.

No, no.

No, I don’t.

I don’t know.

I don’t really discriminate all shapes and sizes.


I don’t beautiful.


So like if there’s someone you guys have big lips or is that like, is that Yeah, I mean is it frowned upon in the female Community?

Like oh, she’s got huge lettuces.

Like they were born with huge lips.

Like who cares?


Yeah, I can get surgery to trim them up.


Like yeah, so many girls right in that are really embarrassing insecure about that book that I know will cause some guys are dicks and they’re like, holy shit.

Like she’s got like roast beef and I’m like, I don’t know.

I don’t know what guys are into.

I know.

Some guys are obviously more into like the hot dog bun thing that you see in porn, which is totally not.


So humble brag that you don’t have.

Beef curtains.

I’m working with the hot and I’m just kidding.

Let me look up some questions.

I have you ladies listening?

And you have like, like beef, curtains or roast beef.

Don’t be embarrassed.

That’s great.

Great yourself.

My aunt’s is guys fucking love it.

It’s like extra me right?


She said, okay.

I love you.


Can I ask you how often are you fucking girls?

That have are like squirters?

I’ve, I mean, I’ve had a few in my day.

I’ve never dated one.

Okay, we’ve had girls.


Sometimes that’s a like they literally try not to come and like squirt sometimes because they’re so embarrassed about it.

What are, you know, I mean guys, obviously, as you can see, I’m really embarrassed about anything.

I could see why some girls May.


I mean, they also might be having sex with a guy in squirting in front of them.


That has never experienced that or even seen that all heard of it.

Now with the internet.

At these days, that’s maybe a little bit unlikely.

There is never at least heard or seen it.

So there’s a girl in Vancouver and you know, she’s been with a lot of guys and she has a nickname called the Super Soaker.


Okay, and I she actually has a one-bedroom apartment, but in the living room, she has a Murphy bed and it on the Murphy bed, as we’re lucky.

Yeah, so she’s got like, she’s like the female Batman.

Well, she was just like, right.

Like Wilford comes out.


He’s got the towel and shit.

I fucking love it.

That cave at least.

At least she owns you might come gave.

Oh my God, that’s good.

Do you have like a certain type?

Like you have a certain type of girl?

Or I don’t discriminate at all.


I know you don’t discriminate.

But like is there a girl like, you know that you’re like more into like do you like a certain color hair?

Do you like a sore?

Last girlfriend was a blond?


I don’t know.

Like what kind of girl do you go for like at a bar like personality-wise?

Oh man.

I’m 33.

Now if I can’t have a full blown conversation with someone like I don’t Of course, it’s all.


It’s all, it’s all a mental state.


First obviously there’s initial traction.

Yeah, you know, I mean, I guess I’m gonna like is it would you consider me shallow if I kind of course, I love a beautiful woman.


No, I’m sorry.

How do you pick up a girl at a bar?



What’s that?

I don’t know.

Like, you can ask for an ally.

I really don’t.

I just kind of stand there.


I don’t I’m not really like aggressive.

Like I used to.

Well, I mean, I would say I’m like a soft.

I would say, a hard six and a half.

You say shop 770.

I think we have big ears.


Well, we have to see the whole package and then we yeah, then we’ll really yeah.

Can you just tell us hundred?

I don’t want to.


So let me ask you because we always talk about on our podcast, how we think it’s like so annoying when girl because I was a good joke.


We don’t actually know your body count, I think.

So annoying, it’s like girls, if you want to be lied to ask a guy, his body count.

What the fuck is the point of girls asking?

What do you say?

When a girl asks you that?

Do you ever like tell her number just a moment.

I just think it’s like, it’s like you’re bragging about how many chicks you’ve had sex with.

Like, I like, you know, I’ve experimented with record women.


I went through a phase where I played professional sports, and I was single for like half of that time, right?

And yeah, I’m just, I’m very, very think it’s an image.

I don’t put sex.

I don’t put sex on a pedestal.

Some people do some people like, oh my God, it’s disgusting. - man get one life.


I’m going to live at home, right?

My brain.

Stick it, where you can but but have you okay?

So have you ever had long-term relationships?


I just got out of a three-year.

It was all we were off and on.

I don’t really want to get into that.

I know, you’ll have to lot of respect for her and she’s got a few kids.


So I wouldn’t want to, you know, yeah Akana, did you ever have one while you were playing hockey?


Did you ever cheat on any of your girlfriend’s?

Yeah, I don’t want to get into that.

I’m in fucking.


Yeah, it’s all right.

I mean, I’ve been a bit of a dog.

And I’m not proud of it.


I mean, yes, we have to, no, no, we’re over here.

Like, you know what cheating fucking happens.

Move forward.

Like, you guys that you’ve been with that are famous.

Like, obviously the music picture.

I forget.


No, I’m just kidding.

Yeah, what about it?



He upset that you’re talking about his, the you and him on here like that.

Is that upside of the biggest issue?

I think.

Is everyone assumes.

Every time.

I’m like my ex.

They’re like, oh my God, it’s him.

And I’m like, I’ve dated people seriously sent around y’all.

Down here is your Playboy thing.


I do.

I’m just kidding.

That’s a joke.

So it’s funny.

You say that it we were talking at the yak.

Is that the word the yak, at the bar stool radio?

Yeah, and I had, you know, I hooked up with Baby Jones.

Who was it?

She’s up.

She’s a porn star in Arizona and she got with a Rob Gronkowski as well.


You know, how she took the picture with Rob and she posted it.

I went through a phase.

I think I was like 25 of the time like old porn star.

Wow, right?

Amazing, right?

Like and so the radio station who would have her on, I would go on as well and they hooked it up.

So we went on a date.

We obviously hooked up, she asked me to post a picture and I was like, whoa, like no notnot down.



I don’t want people knowing my personal business.

Well, because I didn’t post the picture.

She was a little upset.

She went on the radio station the next day to fucking tell the entire Arizona Valley, Phoenix Scottsdale Valley.

That I had a small Hammer.

I was bad in the wrapper and I one of the biggest games of the Season that night my phones blowing up from the radio station to station.


Tell me to come on defend myself and I’m like, holy shit.

Can we ask you like what?

It was like to fuck a porn star?

It was very underwhelming.

Oh, very underwhelming her boy.

So she her phone, was ringing the whole time.

It was just not a great experience.

It was like she was there to like go on the radio the next day answering the phone.


He did a couple things.

I think that’s hot with a girl answers and she has to like, be quiet while she’s getting real.

I don’t think.

Guess who was calling her boyfriend?

She went into the studio with the next.

Its I think she I think she’s got two or three kids in them.


It was just like, I mean, I think our, the team obviously knew because it was on the local radio station general manager new.


And I mean nothing really much.

You can say to me at that point because it’s not.

So my personal life that someone can bring it on the radio.

Like I had no control over that.

Yeah, you can Catholic in trouble for that.

What I think we’re done.

Oh, yeah, if you have any quick questions, you want to ask before we wrap up, I was going.


To ask you if you’ve ever done a DP on a girl.

But you know, you don’t have to like double penetrate.

Yeah, like two guys, one way too aggressive.

All right.

Thank you really.

Trying to get me fired or what?

Oh, it’s like right off the bat if we had but we didn’t answer it.


Okay, you’ve asked me a bunch of questions.


Like, I want to ask you guys at least a few.

Oh, okay, but you have to go.

I think you got bigger places, you’ve bigger places to be, but if you have any questions, you can ask one.

I’m gonna ask one favor.

Yeah, that you Eyes don’t put any of this on Instagram or Twitter for like let’s say a a minute clip.


I’d rather they listen to the podcast and hear me speak throughout the entire course of the episode.

I was going to say, I don’t really know when we’re going to post this.

You don’t have to worry about that.

We’re not going to.

We won’t post any videos are good.

I feel like you need to listen in order to hear it.


I don’t want someone who’s wrong idea about me?


Talking about like my dick.

No, no, no, no tries.

We are we only want to put ourselves on Instagram.

Let’s be honest.

No one else is getting fucking any attention, but No, but thank you so much for coming guys.

That is Jesus Christ.


Thank you.


Gonna get weird or what.

I mean.


After we talked about all the content.


Well, that is the interview.


It was.

She gave us a couple more sexual story call her daddy style.


But thank goodness.

Just a little nasty horny.

Guys, Merry Christmas.

Happy New Year’s Hope you guys have a safe.

Awesome New Year.

We miss, you guys will see you next year.

Oh my God. 19, guys.


We are, I don’t think we can express how excited we are for next year.

This short year with you guys has been unbelievable.

We fucking love you guys so much for everything, and we can’t wait for next year again.

Be safe.

Be a goddamn Daddy and get after it.


This New Year’s, my daddy gang.

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