Joe sits down with Brian Redban.

so we just put that music on
let’s do it right now right now brian
make it happen
here we go
we’re here ladies and gentlemen we’re live
we’ve done it faster this time than ever
we’re getting better at it
less fuck ups less hiccups
live from the compound
we started a little bit late today
though it was all my fault
brian was rocked and locked and loaded this time
I just fucked up
I was tired
because I had to do the kevin and bean show
this morning and how to get up early
because I have to elite my house is
kind of far from them
what the fuck people
what’s going down bitches
happy new year
brian is all in a tizzy about the goddamn ipad
and me I twittered
that I don’t need an ipad because I’m a fucking man
and I can carry a goddamn backpack with a laptop
and I don’t complain like a little bitch
and this seems like it’s got less shit than a laptop
if you’re gonna go like an airplane or something
you want a fucking laptop you want to be able to
get on the computer
you want to be able to
send someone to real goddamn email attach something
to it and send a real link
easy copy and paste old school
you don’t want some nutty fucking finger things
you have to shut up
I want a fucking laptop and it’s not heavy I
can take this goddamn thing anywhere
they’re so small
now that I mean that the thin and the light
this is the seventeen inch
macbook this thing is it’s not heavy
you put it in a backpack you’re fine
i don’t need a fucking ipad brian
well see i think that’s the problem with
can everyone hear us okay
before we start getting really into it
yeah is the microphone about
where we are not a well polished machine
yeah gentlemen now
where’s the broadcast over time
here I’ll see if
I’ll see if we can hear ourselves
this is if this was like real tv we be fine
I’ll see if we can hear ourselves are we on tv
yeah we’re good
okay okay
so here’s the thing about that the whole
tablet now the problem with
the whole thing is that steve jobs pretty much
just bash netbooks at the beginning of the
the thing so it really
set a nerve with a lot of people
meaning people are like what nipple spender
so he’s doing this in his speech in his speech
I’m not that much of a fan boy
I’m not gonna sit and watch you strut around and talk
about your fucking computer
I enjoy your stuff
I think your iphone is a goddamn work of art
amazing horizon
you know had it
it would be the
greatest phone in the history of the universe
but I can’t use it as a phone I
use it to me I carry two phones
I carry a blackberry unverized
and that’s a fucking phone
I can call people
it sucks it’s a terrible phone
it’s like a drunk iphone
like when you compare the two of them together
there’s no comparison
like sometimes I can say if I call you
and I have a little picture for your face
when I call you
and I go to call somebody else
when I start calling somebody else
your picture will show up
and then it’ll change
so it’s like the things like oh macaon
it’s like it’s dumb it’s a dumb phone
it’s like it does what you want to
but it takes a couple extra seconds and it stumbles
it’s storm too
yeah the storm too
yeah the screen is awesome
it’s a nice big ass screen and
I like that and the touch screen is not too bad
it’s pretty easy to type that even
this way in landscape mode
it’s good it’s like it’s weird
it gives you like a little feedback
which really isn’t necessary
but it’s not bad
and as a phone it’s great
but compared to the iphone
what just getting on the web is just like
like you’re doing it in an old wooden car
you know it’s just so clunky and stupid and zoom
okay scroll this way and oh come on really well
you’re saying is
the best part about the iphone is probably
internet and the worst
part is the worst part is atm
clearly I don’t mind
making calls on them making calls on his badass
just that I just phone atp is just terrible
it might be that are in somebody’s town you know
they got more atnt towers more gsm towers so they took
the best part of the iphone and made it
a little bit bigger
yeah and they got rid of like
what no camera
what the fuck well here’s the whole thing about this
what I’m thinking now is I’m thinking all right
I like my iphone but I only
use it because at once in a while I want something
small to surf the net and do basic shit weight
oh right listen to this
say you’re in a Starbucks
and some dude comes in and start spraying the place
right okay and you want to be taking video right
and you’re on your little ipad
thinking you’re a genius sipping on your lips
but you have two cameras you don’t have shit you not me
you’re just a regular dude who just
has an I have your digital camera
you have just
has an ipad in a blackberry because he’s not sold on
apple blackberry’s online
he’s online right there and he wants to get online
with his ipad and take video
and scream it to yue stream
this happening and he can’t do it
because the ipad’s a piece of shit
okay well listen have a camera well
listen now
one of the things that he said in his speech
that’s logic now can’t argue that
here’s my argument
he said during the speech that it has a port
that is going to have accessories to open it up to the
the universe of all well
and so imagine having a nice hd camera
hooked up to the bottom
you just have it to be streaming through Starbucks
like a fucking creep
you can’t even do it on the dl
everybody’s going to know
you’re going to be out there scanning people
with your little webcam
no what if it snapped on the front
so you’re on the webcam with Starbucks here
buddy what Starbucks well now here’s the thing
it gives up to have a left of a Starbucks
it has a thing that
it already has attachments for like a card reader
next week we’re gonna be at Starbucks
no we’re gonna be at the coffee bean
no that’s what I’m saying
it doesn’t have a camera
but yet it has an attachment that he said
we’ll have accessories
like microphones and cameras
put a camera on the fucking thing bitch
you want to be super special
and you want it to be the bomb
I think they’re trying to keep it down
price wise under $500 because here’s the thing
if you’re going to buy a book reader right now
you’re on amazon
com you’re looking at the kindle the big kindle
that’s $10 cheaper
than this thing
that makes a lot of sense actually and
it’s backlit I have a sony e reader but I read in bed
so when my girlfriend’s sleeping I want to read I can’t
I have to have a light on
and it can’t even just be a dim light
it has to be a bright light for me to read it
so now I got a little hip on sucker
yeah yeah this is right
and you get person to sleep right next to you right
especially if you got a kindle
like with a leather cover
right you put the light here
bam you can read right next to them
so this thing would be great
you know right there
married dudes talking you need right next to them
when I was single I’d be like
well I guess you can’t fuck right
sleep right you know
oh I can’t sleep while you’re reading a book
well maybe
the couch would be a better place for you to sleep
totally what the fuck are you talking about
so that’s it like $10 more
wouldn’t you get that if you did have one already
if you were getting a book reader
would you get $10 more
would you pay for the eye tablet dude
that’s the best argument I’ve ever heard
if I had choose between
kindle and the ipad I would for sure take the ipad
and now the argument on the other side dollars yeah
the argument on the other side is e ink
is less stressful on the eyes
but here’s what I’m thinking is that true
it might be something to sell that technology
but here’s what I’m thinking
I’m on the computer 11h a day 10h a day
I’m doing 99% reading
and I’ve never gone all the turrets my foods no
I have noticed that
I think
well it could be awesome because I’m getting older
but my eyesight is not as good
my eyesight like reading like you say if I have to read
vitamin bottle it tells me
how many of you supposed to take right
I have struggle with that shit right
you know I have to try to focus
it’s not what it used to be
so I don’t read more than like an hour 2h
I’m gonna eat book anyways a day
and so I’m thinking if I’m on the computer 12h already
a day and I use 2h of that
look at this
I don’t think it’s edward kat flappo says everything
apple makes us perfect
steve jobs is god and bill gates is a nazi
wow that’s obviously not those are strong words
those are strong words
do you think that’s the real flappo
the real flappo is
craziest if you don’t know who he is
one of the craziest characters on the internet
he’s just
nutty dude from england who likes to get fucked up
all day and he’s got a lot of
money so he doesn’t have to work
so the dude just gets online and just
trolls people and fucks with them all day
he’s really hilarious he’s crazy
you could find him at your website
joe ribbon dot net on the forums
just look for flap out
and he just picks fights with people
he finds them when he just insults him over and over
and everybody’s discussing assholes goes in asshole
and yeah
yeah but there’s something about it that’s so endearing
it mean he’s really doing it for entertainment
he’s a character
he’s like an internet character
that’s like running through this
this show we’re doing and the show is the website
the forums and he’s like this character
he’s like one of the
like this is he won’t meet us either won’t meet us
he’s kind of a shutting but I understand that
you know I mean if you want some crazy dude just
stays in the internet all day
I wouldn’t even care what he looks like
I mean he could be
totally trolling with this whole story
I don’t care I just think he’s an interesting dude
nice to say hi
but he doesn’t want us to take pictures of him
put it online
because then everybody will have evidence right
they’ll have
weapons and ammunition to go against him in his
internet wars
but there’s supposedly one picture of him
yeah but who the fuck knows
you think that’s real cause if not
that’s a great fuck
he’s smiling and everything
but he’s never met anybody how do we know you know
right could be a co where could be a boyfriend girl
could be one of your ex girlfriends
this is justin
who the hell knows yeah we have no idea it’s a good eye
no idea that’s the best thing about the internet though
the best is meeting people though that are cool
yeah I have so many friends view or one of them
I met on the internet
but there’s so many people that we’ve met
from your message board in other places
that seems like a crazy thing to say
yeah it seems like you’re an idiot
what are you doing meeting fucking people
from your message board but
you know when you’re either bottom line is for real
it’s like you’re meeting people
all over the country anyway
when you’re doing standup
the difference does it make if you meet them online
first and wouldn’t that be smarter
you know like yeah
the only way to interact with people is
I mean the internet is like the greatest for that
there’s people that could never have relationships
that didn’t have any friends
that had nothing going on in their real life
but they developed like whole internet worlds man
quick player buddies of mine when I was like
seriously addicted to playing quake
there’s dudes that
lived their whole life on the internet
and that’s where
all their friendships came from and
you get to know people like there in
you know it’s it’s
it’s a little more
it sounds crazy
I’m saying that you meet people
internet but it’s really probably
pretty intelligent
girls that like used dating sites
they used to be thought of as losers
you know you’d hear but like oh her sister she’s on
fucking match
com whatever fuck it is like oh pork or what the fuck
didn’t he think about being a chick
all the fucking scumbags out there wouldn’t you want to
listen to them talk for a while first
like see what they have
what nutty shit they want to say in their email
see how they say you’re and you’re
do you use that apostrophe you fucking creating
your cave person
no you know I mean
it’s funny
those dating sites how many different ones they are
like jay date that’s for jewish people
they have one for the people that just have herpes
I forget the name of it
nice they have one for anything you could possibly want
all girls who suck magic johnson’s dick right
that’s funny that’s funny
hey listen to this guy
this guy says joe ever heard about reverse speech
everything you say says something in reverse now
ordinarily I would say that’s retarded bullshit
but I smoked a marijuana right before
we did this broadcast
and I’m like man who the hell knows
maybe we just don’t know that
in language you can reverse it
and it can show true intention
is that possible by the way your intonations and no
I mean I don’t think it is but
maybe it is what the fuck do I know
well you know things that are possible we’re so nutty
you know why do you think that
I mean
that could be just some weird side effect or speech
that when you reverse things it says
the opposite of what
the person really means is possible shit
who the fuck knows
the world is so nutty as it is the fact that we’re on
this sphere that
hovers around this gigantic nuclear explosion
it flies with the galaxy
everybody wants to talk about the cast of jersey shore
renegotiating their deal
I mean that’s like the No.1 conversation
and or how many
you know how many
more millions they’re gonna give conan o’brien at fox
you know how many more chicks the tiger would fuck is
his wife gonna get back together with him
it’s like we get so caught up in nonsense
and I’ve been trying to figure that out more and more
as I get older
like what it is
because it’s not just
I say you know people
I say we I get caught up in that stupid shit too
I was wondering what was gonna happen
at john when he left kate because
he wasn’t making any money anymore
and also he has to pay mad
alimony you know
because I think they probably
negotiate that shit when he was on a show
and he’d make a good money
but they kicked them off that show
and then they’re gonna sue him
and the poor dude you know
I mean he just fell apart in front of the whole world
1st he fell apart in front of the whole world
because he was married to that
chick who was just
treating him like shit
like it would
you’d watch that show him like wow that bitch is harsh
but then you realize
god damn did you imagine having
eight kids with that weak dude
that guy’s such a bitch that you would be like ugh
I can’t count on this motherfucker
come on get up you have to work
come on hmm just lazy and soft and dull minded
but he got on tv
and when he got on tv
I think girls just start saying you shouldn’t take that
from him she’s a bitch she doesn’t appreciate you
I see you on that show
I think you’re so hot I think you’re so cool
next you know he’s in there
oh shit I’m hot and cool
oh shit he didn’t realize that he himself
had been tricked by fame
just like those poor girls that fucked them
that’s how powerful fame is
fame tricks even the person that has the fame
it works as that tea like tequila girl
oh she’s the best every time
I hear about hers
every time I hear about I just get sick to my stomach
I’m just waiting for her baby right now
listen that’s all just to get you to pay attention
she’s a crafty little little winch
she’s gonna do a point
I would imagine I think she already has
I remember having it
it’s amazing when they like just totally um
like orchestrate sex tapes you know
is there any doubt that the kim kardashian sex tape
have you ever watched it
yeah yeah there’s different cameras
yeah I mean I will play time
is it really different yes yes there’s different angles
edited check that I knew it was dilated
and I thought that that
company did it
the production code and she keeps her brought on
which is very disturbing
let them titties free
let them titties free
you don’t like the way they look oh come on
just let them free
she probably doesn’t like her nipples
she looks like she’s probably got some big ones
what do you think you gotta guess oh definitely
there must be picture wine punch can
is there pictures of her nipples out there someday
I didn’t watch a whole video
I didn’t watch the
few seconds skip right
I don’t take much time to beat off
and I have a very hard time beating off to black eyes
fucking white girls
I don’t feel like that’s me
I don’t feel like you don’t see
how much fantasy you can have
oh yeah suck my black dick what
you know that’s not me
I just
beat off in front of my new kitten for the first time
today yes today
and like how much in front of them well
I was beating off
and the cat jumped right up on my laptop
oh well I guess you’re gonna see it eventually
so there it is like you feel like
like do you
it’s like I really hope
like my grandparents are
like you find out later that you’re like
you’re you’re
you know ancestors come back as like animals
or something that they can watch you like
you know what
I can’t talk deal with it bitch
yeah as long as you can’t talk
remember joey’s jug about
checking off further cat
and about to come and the cat’s doing this I know
move got though move got though
it’s weird how like
cats used to be worshipped back in the days
yeah what do you think that’s all
and what if there’s something to a cat that we just
don’t know and it was lost in transition
you know like no one ever wrote it down
like oh by the way
if you look at the cat’s eyes every day at midnight
you can talk to it
we know what trips me out about
like egyptians worshiping cats
it’s like they were so good at making things
like how I wonder what they would really
like because we don’t really have any idea
about their culture like translating their language
over to English
it’s all so tricky in the hieroglyphs and
you know they don’t really know how far back
their their history goes because there’s like
like john anthony west
that guy thinks that their history goes back
like 30,000 years
and he even has
hieroglyphs that prove it
they were so smart when it came to constructing things
I wonder what they would like you know socially
you know yeah
like with just like sitting around talking to him yeah
you know
it’s really kind of crazy when you think about what
those people pulled off
and that was like supposedly
22,500 years before christ before zero
that’s incredible
and they were worshipping cats like maybe they were
maybe they know what
yeah there’s something with cats
how fucking smart were they
I mean I would like to know how smart they were
maybe they were just
completely retarded and just really
know how to build things
and they were just eaaaa
and that’s why their culture just sucked
but I don’t think so because people like
I think socrates and no
herodotus herodotus went over from uh oh
no there’s the
there’s the yeah
that right we just charged in here
well this cat is very emotional man
sometimes come here spouse
she would get mad because we got another cat
yeah I’m going there and she started peeing on
shit speaking of the other cat just walks in right
when you said that
oliver come here buddy
always cool I like him he’s a cool little dude
I like cats you know why I like cats
because I’m not starving to death
that’s why I don’t understand
like when you people are living in Egypt I mean
how fucking smart were they
they must have had a pretty sophisticated culture
because they were really into keeping
animals that’s paths and feeding them
they’re not gonna get me dogs
you’re gonna protect your house they’re gonna do
the cats ain’t doing shit right you rub them
that’s all you get
right you get ipur and I like you rubbing me
that’s all it is
so they were smart enough to build Pyramids
but yet they worshipped cats
there’s something to the cat that we don’t know about
is there something the cats you ever see a cat when
the light hits their eyes in a certain way
and it looks like a hologram or something
going on in their eyes
that shit’s weird well their eyesight is insane
their eyesight is some
insane amount better than ours is it
oh yeah their eyesight is incredible
and it’s dark and their vision is incredible
and their hearing is incredible
that cat hears everything
yeah she’ll hear shit like that her
like she’ll be sleeping
and you’ll see her all curled up
and then I’ll move something in the room
you see her little ear just go
you know it’s like
they’re tuning in to like
specific locations where mice are trying to sneak by
you know that they got this killer
fuck it it’s really weird to see because
the bottom line is
she only respects me and loves me and everything
first of all because I feed her and petter
but also because I’m so much bigger than that
because if I was smaller than her she would fuck me up
cats don’t give a fuck
about little things
you can’t keep a pet gerbil around your cat
they don’t have that agreement
you can train a dog to not kill a gerbil
you cannot train a cat now you can’t do it
now you leave that gerb around
that cat is gonna fuck that thing up
it’s crazy they cannot avoid it
they love it they love killing things man yeah
when I was growing up
when I was a kid we had a big ass black tomcat
and he used to kill squirrels
and he used to kill squirrels
we lived right across the street from this river
and there was like this
a whole a lot of wooded areas like
minimum acres
this was a lot of animals around there
and these
fucking squirrels would be all over this tree
and this cat would just
creep through the grass
he’s a fucking monster and he paws and hover
and I would watch him from the
window across the street from our house
dude it was like it was like national geographic
he fucking chases him
and the squirrels trying to leave and
pounce on their back
and get their back and sink their teeth into the neck
and drag this thing in between his legs
that was what was really crazy
he had to squirrel’s body
which was almost as big as him
it was
pretty fucking big like half the size of his body
and he’s dragging it in
between his legs
and taking the squirrel across the street to our house
I was like how nutty is that
what if I went out and killed a dog
if I went out and killed a dog with a knife in front
of you wouldn’t you like look at me different
wouldn’t be like pro what the fuck did you use to
but you know he came in I’m like what’s up little buddy
I’m like rubbing his head
what’s up little buddy well you gotta say you gotta
you gotta squirrel huh
I didn’t I didn’t feel bad
he murdered this poor little animal
his girl probably had a little squirrel family
little squirrel mother he’s not even hungry
I feed his fat ass every day
he would come
and I would give him a fucking kenneth dog
kind of little cat food
he would be fine
maybe that squirrel was trying to help you too
like ricky tikki timbo
remember that old
story where he’s trying to
save the family from the snake
you know maybe the squirrel was trying to like zero
I think squirrels are cool little animals
I discriminate when it comes to rodents like squirrels
they make the grade
I never feel bad when I see them
but if I see a rat that’s close
you know a rat is that close
like say if you’re sitting with your kid at the park
and there’s a tree
and the tree is literally right there
and the tree’s got a square
oh look at the squirrel
look at the squirrel he’s right there
but if that was a rat
you’re like oh get the fucking back
the rat’s there
it’s a rat yeah get a fucking stick
yeah get a rat
get out you just start freaking out
yelling shade
fuck you the fuck out of here right right
fucking rat I use
I’m scared of rats dude
that’s with that big and I’m scared of them in jersey
they’ll like come at you yeah you know
like you gotta be careful like don’t bite your ass man
I gotta came after by a skunk last week
skunk like charged me in the dog
of course my dog says like kill kill kill
won’t listen to me
but doesn’t know it’s gonna spray him
and then that’s gonna be like 5h of my time
of trying to be used
vinegar and imagine what they smell like dog
dogs have these insane
what do you like it or not
oh my god of course they don’t like it
that would be fun if they did what
that would be like
an animal that’s trying to commit suicide
yeah you know if that was the evolutionary thing like
what met the dogs loved it
you’d spray your shit the dogs liked it
they’d want you to sprite
so they’d want to kill you all the time
it’s like cat with catnip
why does catnip not work on any other animal
these guys are weird
look at this guy joe what’s your favorite way to smoke
like some people get nutty about it
just smoke your weed people dude
there’s a certain group of people
that follow you that are so burnt out
that they just like
you know they’re like maybe he’s young to the game
right well there’s a lot of young healthwise
the vaporizer is certainly your best bet
bongs are nice
I like a bong I like less anything
brian doesn’t give a fuck
goes right to the collector dick
joints joints are good
because you don’t have to light it once
you know but really
if you want to do it the healthiest way
of vaporize this way to go
and don’t think that eating it is just as healthy
people think that eating pot is just as healthy
it is I mean it’s not gonna kill you
but it will freak you out
and one of the reasons why it freaks your ass
because it produces this thing
called 11 hydroxy
it’s a metabolite that your liver produces when
you eat marijuana
and apparently it’s not psychoactive
when you smoke it
like it’s so you don’t give the same effect
but when you eat marijuana it becomes like four
times more psychoactive
then if you smoke it
so if you have like a lot
of weed and you make brownies with them
that’s the problem with these things
you eat a brownie and you’re like what the fuck
oh you can’t believe
how much weed is in it
you have to sit down
it’s because as it’s going through your system
it’s creating this 11 hydroxy metabolite
which I like
and one of the reasons why I like it is because it
makes me very self critical
it makes me examine all
sorts of things about myself like there’s anything
about myself that I don’t like
if I’m being lazy if I’m being a douchebag if I’m
being short with people
if I’m not you know
if I’m not focused on what I really
should be focused on in my life
anything that might be bugging me my subconscious mind
this 11 hydroxy makes you think about it like in depth
and it can really freak people out
if you’ve got
some shit that you’re pushing in the back of your head
you know it’s like what people call
I was paranoid I was paranoid I
think what paranoid is is people
that when you get high in marijuana
I think what paranoid is people
who just are
they’re getting too much information for them to manage
and they haven’t done such a good job of
managing their consciousness in the first place
and so when this stuff is hitting them
what’s happening is
they’re just it’s overload and they can’t control it
and they freak out and they say I can’t smoke weed
it gets me paranoid
but I think it’s more indicative of this
you don’t really know how you feel about yourself
you don’t really know how you feel about life
you’re looking at life through
areas because you’re trying to not see everything
because you’re trying to focus on
one particular thing with your life
or trying to get your shit together
and you don’t realize how many things about your life
really are
freaking you out and bothering you
until you smoke pot and pot just
makes you examine them
you know we
as people we like to avoid shit that bugs us
it’s all like when people
like overeat to get over some childhood molestation
they don’t even fucking realize what they’re doing
they’re just distracting themselves with something else
you know
I think I think we do shit like that all the time
don’t you think mm hmm
I kind of lost you in the air halfway
we’re talking about it
listen be careful with your weed that’s all
I’m saying
being paranoid is a good thing it’s for real it is
I mean the experience of being paranoid
when you smoke weed
it’s to get you to look at yourself
it’s to get you to look at life
it’s you’re not
you’re not looking at it all as clearly as you could
and those jolts of perception
you misinterpret as paranoia
what you’re doing is just dealing with the information
that’s already been there
just the fact that you this fleshy
temporary soft mushy creature
that is literally connected
with nothing above your head except
gases and air and then fucking space
and above that there’s
asteroids and
planets and fucking giant nuclear explosions and suns
and it’s all right there
and you’re just this thing
that doesn’t exactly know what it’s doing
is kind of like going along with the
flow of everybody else and
sitting in traffic like everybody else
hoping that someone
of us is like guiding this thing
but they’re not
no one’s guiding shit
and that is if you’re not thinking about that
if you don’t
you haven’t addressed that as a human being
and you start eating fucking pot brownies
that shit will club you over the head
you’ll freak out you’ll be scared
you’ll curl into a fetal position you know
what what life really is is frightening to people
and marijuana will expose the fuck out of that
expose what it really is you know this is not a goddamn
movie that’s the problem
we are living life
like it is a movie because we’re fucking
we really are programmed by culture
I think I mean I love movies don’t get me wrong
I love cds I love songs I love
I love all forms of expression
all entertaining forms of expression except dance
dance like
musicals that doesn’t mean shit to me
I see choreographed dancing
like oh you’re moving together
yeah you don’t like how hard you do
you don’t like like
musical movies at all or
south parks south park musical
yeah that was a beautiful
beautiful musical
yeah what’s beautiful
I need to make a new south park
maybe what the fuck it’s
except all the kidnanians must have been very past
right they’re always pissed right now ginger’s are piss
have you seen that ginger video
no is that when people are beaten up redheaded
well no this kid who’s a redhead fucked up man
this kid who’s a redheaded has this
where where speed come from
where’s the part
that’s crazy that’s that
because there’s an episode where
like gingers were like rush
what’s happening with
some kid like right
they’re mimicking south parks like head of ginger day
and kids were hitting them all day right right
they’re mimicking south park
well I mean that’s nothing new
when you’re in high school
you’re looking for excuse to be the fuck other right
so the video is this redheaded guy that gives like
a speech for 4min
and it’s kind of like leave brittany alone style
and it’s just
it’s you don’t want
he brings up god and religion through it and stuff
and it’s just you sit there like terrified of this guy
not bad for him I was just terrified of him
you gotta watch it and he will break or something
but he’s fucking up the whole cause yeah
for all the redheads the redheads that want love
yeah crazy bitch
that’s the problem is by the time you know
you’re out there looking for love
you’re probably so goddamn damaged
yes most of us are fucking damaged right
I mean if you had to
if you had to guess like what amount of people
are still working out issues from a childhood
it’s 100 it’s 100 yeah it’s not even really damaged
it’s just that’s what happens you know
well it’s also you have to reprogram
like the way you look at the world
you know
you look at the world a certain way because you think
you know that’s how you were taught by your parents
and you know when you’re like in your
teen years you start having to restructure things
your teen years you start looking at things like
they don’t even know what the fuck they’re talking
about they’re talking crazy shit and you realize
god damn it my parents are just some fucking people
just like all the other idiots that I meet all
day they just fucked
they’re no different than my idiot friends
they’re no different than my idiot teachers
they just fucked
they fucked and they made me and suck shit
and so
when those teenage years
when you’re trying to like reformulate the view
that’s when it starts
and it continues through your whole life
you know
do you think that you would be the same dude though
if you had like a
oh I don’t want to wash that man
no description sex holes I don’t want to watch that
do you think you would be the same dude if you had
a perfect childhood
no I think it’s just like that
your whole
theory about like you are how you lived
you know everyone starts off
the same person pretty much
and just every single little thing that builds to it
I kind of believe that you know
it’s like if you roll down the hill you’re gonna
in a mud you’re gonna look different than the person
next to you
yeah that’s why people really have to have compassion
because you know
if we really are all the same thing
this is my theory if you haven’t heard it before
and I had this when I was ate some pot
and I was on a boat in Hawaii
and I was
on this boat and we
were fishing and there was
dolphins that were next to the
dolphins were playing with us they would get by the
boat and they would jump up in the air and we would go
and every time they jump up in the air we go what’s up
what’s up what’s up dolphin
and when we would do that they would get excited
and so they were like showing off
they were like communicating with us
I was like god damn they’re so conscious
and I started thinking about it
like they’re responding to us
I’m like I wonder what
life must be like
what consciousness must be like for the dolphin
and I wonder if it’s similar to humans
and I wonder if it’s the same
I was thinking
I wonder if they have the exact same consciousness
it’s just filtered through an entirely different
environment a totally different
skin you know you’re in
a fish’s body
and a totally different way of communicating
a totally different language
that’s almost decipherable
but what if it’s exactly the same thing
the inside the consciousness
and then I thought about I’m like oh my god
like what if that’s the case with people
what if we are all exactly the same thing
we just
are transmitted through different biological filters
life experiences different childhoods different
everything different
genetic roles of the dice
I mean people are born with different
ailments and diseases and
people are born crippled
you know what what
the reason why I’m supposed to have compassion is that
easily could have been you
it’s just a like a
filter that the consciousness is going through
but the consciousness is one thing
it’s all the same
you are just like me is just like
and your uniqueness has to do
with your biology
and your interpretations of your experiences
as you’re growing up
you know you’re unique personality
you’re a unique personality that everybody talks about
when you’re a child
could easily be attributed to
what kind of machine you’re running
you know let me take something
everybody’s biology is different
you know that if you watch porn right
there’s people that were
blessed with gigantic dicks
and there’s poor dudes with little tiny dicks
and there’s girls with incredible bodies
and there’s other girls that like
whatever no matter what they do
they can’t lose that last 20 pounds like that’s just
fact that is what it is you’re born with
there’s variables like there’s variables with oranges
you’ll see one orange is big
and another one that’s not so big
they’re not all the same
and these various chemicals
and then on top of these various chemicals
that are all in balance all these different hormones
on top of that
then it’s like how does this particular model interact
with its environment
your own unique experiences
I mean how many times have you seen something
your friends didn’t
and it fucked you up for the rest of the day
you know like you see someone get hit by a car
or you see something
and then you have the same friends you go to the same
and all of a sudden
you don’t want to hang out with them anymore
you think the things are frivolous
you think they’re being retarded
you know you hear about a girl getting
raped and you’re the one who freaks out
you see one thing
and it will set you off in a certain direction
and it’s like
so who the fuck knows what your personality is
you know who the fuck knows how much of it is your body
how much of it is
your experience
is how much of it is what you learn from your parents
and how much it theirs is the same shit
how much of your personality is really just
you reacting and saying what you have to say
and doing what you have to do to get
by in your environment
but at the core of everybody
from fucking serial killers
to the most compassionate people on earth
it’s very likely that the consciousness is the same
male female that’s all biological
it’s very logical that the thinking it’s very possible
that the root of it all
when you think about yourself as you
that it’s all the same
that’s nuts
that’s nuts
somehow cats involved with it
those cats they’re honestly shit
they’re on some shit
yeah that’s really interesting because
then when there’s like personality
tests on websites like those
dating websites we are talking about
so like there’s you take personality
tests so you’re all trying to take a test
that’s based on what
you know the person
you know like you know how do they know
it’s kind of a personality test was stupid as fuck
that’s just like
the same people
that have glitter tags on their mice based basics
you know what are you taking
you don’t know what your fucking personality is like
once you go sit down
in the grass by yourself and think about shit
you know
take a guide to a meditation class at certain point
time is a human being you
become responsible for your own biology
you know and that’s what we don’t teach people
we need to teach kids in school
there needs to be
you know you have math and you have English
and these are all very important subjects
but what we also need is how to manage your mind
how to think how to think correctly
how to when something comes up in your life
how to deal with it and turn it
into something to your advantage
how not to go
into a negative spiral
and have your whole fucking life fall apart
because of one thing in that
that’s these are it’s very important
that people learn how to think how to control your mind
you know and how many people actually do that
it’s not that many right
I mean it’s not that many
people really know how to think
you know how to think
positively how to affect
the people around you as possibly as you can
how to move your life into the way
you move your life into a healthy place
very hard to do
it’s because we’re all starting from scratch
you know we’re all starting from scratch
we’re all trying to read books
we never taught that shit in school
they mean if they really want to teach you
how to be a good employee
how to you know make a good living
that’s you being a better person
being better at being a person
being better at managing your life is very important
they should be teaching kids how to think correctly
like early in school and they should have discipline
and I don’t mean discipline little by like you know
you know do whatever what it tells you to do
that’s not discipline
what discipline is is
you have to do a certain amount
you have to do something like do anything
anything that’s really hard
like whether it’s swimming or archery
or you know playing chess or
you know doing gigitsu
for kids having
something that’s difficult to do is very important
they need to be pushed
you know it’s very very important
you could develop
so much more of who you are
if you’ve already pushed your boundaries
if you’ve been lazy your whole life
it’s so hard to get out of not being lazy anymore
and this is all shit that they should be teaching
in school man
they should totally be teaching that shit in school
you know it’s not just history
you know when I was a kid they fucking taught us
Columbus discovered america
you know that was still being taught
and now we know for a fact he didn’t
I think it still is isn’t it
I don’t think so dude really
I mean he’s still
we celebrated Columbus day
but I think now they say he landed in the west indies
let’s reach for questions later gentlemen
are we serious about that dolphin stuff yeah man
dolphins rape other dolphins oh I know they do
they do
they rape other dolphins they eat dolphin babies
it’s that you know
infantrous side and dolphins
I think that’s what it’s called is
what they do is the female dolphins try to fuck as many
male dolphins as they can
because if
they run across a male
dolphin that they haven’t fucked
and they have babies
the male might kill the babies to get
the female to breed
because the females won’t breed
while they’re taking care of their young
so they have to fuck as many male dolphins as they can
so that when they do come across a male dolphin
and he sees them with the baby
if she fuck them
he won’t kill the babies
because he doesn’t know if they’re his
it’s crazy humans you know rape and kill babies too
yeah yeah I mean we don’t do it
in such large numbers as dolphins though
I mean dolphins do
it kind of like as a matter of
you know yeah but they’re more bored they’re
in the water all day like what the fuck we don’t have
I think it’s that they’re bored
I think it’s that see
they can’t affect their environment
we see evolution and dolphins and it’s in a very
strange scale
it’s very much different than ours
it’s like they’re super intelligent and cognitive
you know
they have these amazing abilities to communicate
but yet they can’t move anything with their hands
they don’t create anything so they’re out in the wild
so their world is just way harsher
they’re basically dolphins are like
the fucking blue people in avatar
you know
the blue people in avatar are like super intelligent
but these motherfuckers live in the jungle
you got to be hard
you know you ain’t like some
soft dude behind a computer keyboard
you know you gotta be like that crazy bit
shooting arrows at those crazy
black dog things
you know and that’s what dolphins are like
man they’re in the fucking woods
they’re in the ocean but that’s
there’s sharks out there man
killer whales eat dolphins all the time
their cousins match
if your cousin ate you
killer whales will fuck up some dolphins
they fuck up sharks too
killer whales at the pimps of the ocean
they’re just running shit
you know they don’t take shit from nobody
you know the only people they do is people
that’s the only thing that they take shift
because people this is a
story that I read on the internet and this
I would like to add
ask you Twitter people
and people on watching on u stream
I wonder if
if it’s possible that this is a true story
what I heard was that
the orcas or killer whales
used to attack people
and been attacking people for a long time
but then after world war ii they stopped
one of the reasons why it’s that as american soldiers
were apparently
targeting killer whales in the ocean for practice
you know that’s how they would work on their
you know shooting out of their planes
and it would drop bombs on them and shit
the whales just completely stopped eating people
I mean that
seems like something somebody made up right doesn’t it
but what if it wasn’t
that would be pretty fucking crazy
because I know cultures do have
images like old
eskimo images
just like a killer whale attacking people
like really ancient stuff
I wonder
they’d be interesting if they knew what was up
you know if like oh they go
these motherfuckers can fly
now and drop shits from those
okay we’re good
we want to eat anymore we’re done this bet we tap
imagine I mean if they eat everything else
why would they eat people
they save people all the time
like that’s really nutty
when you’re talking about an animal
that’s that intelligent
like murders dolphins
when people fall in the ocean
killer whales have been known and many times to
nudge people towards boats and help them
yeah maybe that’s crazy
same as dolphins
then none of them fuck with people
because we have the ability to change our environment
they’re just as ruthless
just as smart
but they’re fucked with their bodies
they’re little fucking flippers and shit
they’ll fuck you up if you’re in their world
but that’s what you need to get by in their world
our world requires much more finer moves
you know and our ability to manipulate shit
like have things gone just
a little bit different in evolution
if you believe in evolution
you know the
dolphins and easel they could easily be brown shit
the killer rails and dolphins
imagine if there was something like that with us
if those are all the same intelligence
imagine there was something like that with us
like some giant trolls that were just as smart as us
and would come in and kill people
to show up your village and start eating us
and just jacking us
well that is happening that’s us and monkeys day wolf
well that’s us and monkeys
if you look at like african countries
bush meat you see they
sell chimpanzee hands as ashtrays and shit
they just go
into the forest and fuck those things up and eat them
yeah you know
that’s pretty crazy we think about it
what if there’s something like that with us
whoo that could happen man don’t think it can happen
well wouldn’t like
yeah could you fucking imagine I mean there is
there are predators right humans
if you’re around them yeah like tigers right stuff
yeah but
you know for the most part they’re not intelligent
these fucking things are intelligent
killer whales are just as smart as dolphins
they’re genius
yeah they’re like a smartest human supposedly
well if that’s the case man
could you imagine of something as smart as people
but giant and likes to eat us robots
no that’s what it’s gonna be
we’re gonna build or we’re gonna build our enemy
our predator we’re gonna build our predator
some new months who’s gonna come from the sky
yeah we would never be able to get to this point
the reason why we’ve got to this point
culture with
technology with our inventions and all the shit
the reason why it’s because no one’s been eating us
we’ve had all this downtime
with all this downtime to come up with things
because otherwise we would have never
gotten to this point
you never be comfortable enough to sit around
crunching algorithms
trying to figure out how to make a pentium processor
you would never get to that point
you would be constantly running from the giant troll
people that want to eat your asshole
you know they were
just kill people and the way
chimps eat monkeys
you ever watch the way chimps eat monkeys
yeah they like tamara party
they eat them while they’re alive
yeah they don’t kill them
that’s a weird thing about predators
seem to kill people
and then eat them like big cats
you know like
you know animals that like kill things for a living
you know like big cats big cats
they only eat grass so they can throw up
that’s all they do
and these these animals
when they catch something
it’s very important that they kill it
so they just grab them by the neck and
jack them immediately
but like chimps don’t do that
chimps eat berries
they eat all kinds of shit they’re omnivores
they can eat meat or
vegetables and fruits
so when they
kill monkeys which is like their favorite shit to do
love monkeys they love to eat them
and they have all these elaborate traps
where they there’s you can see them online
we’ll find you the YouTube clip
I’ll find it right now
because it’s pretty fucking trippy
it’s YouTube I’m just gonna YouTube chimpsee monkeys
and my point is
they eat them alive
man they eat them alive
they rip them apart they don’t kill them first
that same thing with bears
bears you ever see like a bear when it
that’s the thing about that timothy treadwell
dude from grizzly man
the fucking video or the video is there’s a
cap on the video when the bear adam
but the audio is there and the audio was 7min long
7min long why is that not leaked yet
seven because
the woman who was his girlfriend
didn’t want it to leak
if you don’t if you haven’t seen grizzly man
you must you must secrecy man
it’s one of the most genius fucking movies
ever and it’s like a subtle comedy
I mean it’s so hard to describe this guy was so insane
and he was living with bears
and the way it’s edited together
and warner herzog is typically not known for making
funny movies right
he’s like a serious directive right
I don’t think he meant to make this funny now
but this guy’s so ridiculous
he’s look at bear
hey come here come here
he’s gayer than ricky martin in a room full of dicks
he’s he’s this guy so gay
and he’s like
out there in the woods with a camera going
if I was gay I could just meet a girl and we could just
or could he meet a guy
in a restroom
we could just hook up but I’m not gay
so what do I do yeah kept bringing it up
it would do it in specifics
I gotta just go to a restop right
it was a great movie I need a reward
fantastic movie grizzly men you have to see it
but this guy was like really
into saving the grizzly bear
so he’s up there in Alaska
and he’s like
you know the fucking park ranges
nannies by the fuckers
I’m out here saving him every day
and the bears are looking like who is this crazy bitch
like they wouldn’t do anything
it was letting people know that bears were there
and but they knew bears were there
like he wasn’t saving them
they’re in a national park
you know right
occasionally there’s poaching but
that’s gonna happen everywhere
they’re not gonna not poach cause you’re they’re stupid
you know okay here
jim’s killing and eating a monkey
I’m gonna take this
yeah this is the one it’s ruthless
woo I’ll take this link
and I’ll throw it up on Twitter right now
for my peep pose
when I’m really high I can’t type that good
if I think about it
been to the zoo the Los angeles zoo
yeah I don’t like to go to the zoo after
the last time I when I wrote that piece
about the zoo the animal prison on in the blog
but I realized because I was super baked
and when I you know
like we were talked about earlier when you super baked
you’re like much more sensitive
and I was watching these animals
and like this is a horrendous life
just because they can move doesn’t mean they’re alive
they don’t allow the predators to kill and eat
that’s like
they take you away and you can’t talk to people ever
again you know you
get locked up in a room by yourself
and something else other than you has to stare at you
and then you don’t even
get to you know
the one pleasure that animals that are predators get
I mean the reason why they go after
the kill it must be orgasmic
I mean it’s what they need to stay alive
and they’re doing it with their mouth
and they’re feeling the life leave the animal
and I mean
it’s imperative
for them to be really awesome at killing things
in order for them to survive
what it must that feel like to them must be incredible
I mean it feels good for us to fuck
and there’s so many of us
it’s like it’s not even important if you fuck
you know I’m saying
but it’s your body
is so
programmed by
all the years of evolution to think that it’s very
very important to make new human being
so you get this fantastic reward when you fuck
it just feels so good
and what it really
is is just nature trying to trick you
nature making
sure that you’re rewarded for doing what you have
to do to stay alive and to continue the race
well with a jaguar every day you have to kill some shit
the fucking the physical
rush the sensation of chasing something down
as it’s running through the forest
you’re not sure if you’re gonna get it
and sometimes they
get away and bam
you got that motherfucker right by the neck
and you feel it’s hard beating
its legs are kicking
and you just put that little antelope down
that must be fantastic
must be fantastic and you don’t even give him that
you just put him in this cage and you
slide cold meat in a tray
and he eats it and just like what the fuck
what the fuck did I do to deserve this yeah
I mean if you’re gonna keep them around
I could see the argument much more
to kill all the predators
than I could to keep any of them around and cage
yeah you know because I can see like you say and listen
we’re gonna get some video
of all these animals that can eat us
we get some nice video
documented a bunch of different
formats mpeg mov put on iphones
and then we’re gonna kill them
we’re gonna kill all of them anything that kills us
but why don’t
what if they were to do it like they had a huge open
crazy space and they made it kind of like
fun and everything that they would want
but then they would like throw on like arc
here’s a cow into the situation
yeah no
I don’t know I don’t think you want them
the problem is people don’t want to see that shit
I mean at night or support me
how about the day
I mean if you’re gonna do it steve
if you really want to teach children
why is it okay
it’s kind of funny
because why is it okay
to watch something
like that on the national geographics show right
you know on discovery channel
they show you all the time
have you ever seen relentless enemies
maybe I’m pretty sure it’s called relentless enemies
it’s a fucking amazing documentary about
these lions in africa that are exercised
they look like cartoon lines
they’re a lot like like giant mike tyson lines
they’re so ridiculous and the females are bigger
the normal african male lines or as big if not bigger
than normal african male lines which is unprecedented
I mean that never exists
these fucking lions are gigantic
and the reason why they’re gigantic is cause they
the river where they live
change course about 100 years ago
and all may not even be 100
it might be
more reason than that I have to look it up but they
got stuck on this one island with water buffalo
only water buffalo
so in order to survive they had only
killed a toughest thing to kill
so these giant fucking water
buffaloes are dangerous as fuck
they’re super powerful
they got these giant horns and they’ll come at you
and stomp your ass
and they get broken legs and they can’t hunt again
and then they’re fucking starved to death
so it’s a fucking dangerous proposition
well these ants
these tigers got gigantic
because of it
they got fucking huge
and it’s really fascinating man
really fascinating to watch them
you know try to
figure out how they’re gonna take out these water
buffalo and they’re just
so much bigger than regular lions
it’s like it’s crazy to watch man
really really intense documentary
you’re a huge documentary
like how many documentary is a day do you watch
two three
I watch a lot of them yeah
is it because
you’re just like science have you always like science
I do I just get fascinated by shit man
you know I mean just the fact that that exists
I mean if you how many people have their new
but a lot of you guys knew about those lines in africa
but you know
you talk to it because you’re on the internet
shit and you’re
savvy enough to be on the u stream
but how many fucking people really
you know know anything about
the animal world or space or you know
I mean you start seeing things about like hypernovas
they blow up like everything like within you know
hundred million fucking light years and everything
gets cooked and they happen
all the time throughout the galaxy
and like what
like what is this
they talk about how it could
if one happened
like anywhere near us we’d be cooked instantly
like it just blows everything
apart all around it like this insane event where these
spirals of energy blast out from
the sides and
it’s fucking nuts
it happens like hundreds of day all over the universe
it’s like
to not be into documentaries to me
seems way crazy and to be into them
there’s so much nutty shit going on out there
and no one cares
you know
the new season of loss is really about to start
oh yeah la I really can’t wait for that though
I’m jonesin dude
every time I say that commercial
I’m just like oh it’s god
there’s one second of a new
the documentary on the lines I folks
I think it’s called relentless enemies
let me check right now
what is that thing
are you saying you have to smoke serious
oh no no I’m jones and for lost
oh but did you hear somebody by
they want this is how dumb somebody was
went to go to the nicotine patches
and they wanted to quit smoking faster
so they put every single
one of the nicotine patches on their body that you know
you get a box of them
they thought that if they put more
patches on their body they would still suck
and here’s
here I can show you this right here
it’s called relentless enemies
is that the documentary on the lines
now this is how bad people suck this fucking guy Dr
Levent kakmur film guy amazon
com amazon com he says
how can someone mess up such a great documentary film
in such a way I
hope national geographic does something
about it and we can buy it again
I try a couple different hdvd oh okay
alright he’s saying okay this guy’s saying that texted
no he’s saying that the dvd he got was royalty
any of the other ones over there
but yeah it’s a fucking it’s fucking amazing
it’s amazing oh it’s saying we will not play on xbox
dvd hdc and that’s the problem with you know
digital media is pretty huge right now
yeah I saw somebody bashing itunes the other day
and boy saying this
it doesn’t play
wow the 2 out of 3 are saying these
three reviews that are on the front page
anyway the documentary itself
if these poor guys could give their dvd to work
it’s fucking incredible
I mean it just shows you how quickly life can adapt
you know there’s these
you know the amazon rainforest has only existed
not like the amazon
rather the Congo
has only
existed in that form for like a few thousand years and
thousands of years before that it was like grasslands
so there’s animals that are trapped inside the Congo
that are animals that live on the grass planes
like rhinos are trapped in there and deer and antelope
and there’s one little antelope that has
developed the ability to swim underwater
because the Congo is filled with water
develop the ability swim underwater up to 100 yards
and it eats fish
and it’s a fucking antelope and it’s got
these little short ass legs because
evolution dictated that this animal change
I mean and that happened over 2000 years
there’s a fish
in the amazon that comes out of the fucking water
and walks yes it’s awesome
it’s crazy and it finds another water hole
and then there’s this fucking bird that eats it
that looks like a goddamn dinosaur
it’s a six foot tall
evil giant bird with this crazy big ass fucking beak
like this big
killing machine
attached to its face
and it’s got these
dead eyes like these dead crazy dinosaur eagle eyes
and it jacks this fucking old dinosaur walking fish
and you like whoa that’s a nutty goddamn place
that’s the same planet we live on yeah
that’s the same planet we live on
here’s to that old video of the eagle
like killing all those goats throwing
them all into cliffs
it’s awesome this eagle just is like
on top of a cliff and there’s all these goats
and it’s just like
grabbing them and throwing them off the cliffs
they would die
and eat them at the body
and it could barely carry them
but it’s dragging them like it’s like
doing it on purpose
it could have killed them if it was just on flat land
it knows it’s gonna kill them by
dragging them off the rock
I mean that’s incredible
birds are smart too man like that
the whatever those blackbirds are
raven roses are smart yeah where
they they have
they use tools
yeah have you seen that yeah
yeah I’ve seen them do all kinds of creepy shit
I had a stake and I was trying to
thought out and I put it on
it was in the rap you know from the supermarket
and I put it on
stone outside my house for
a minute maybe a minute
I came out and these crows were fucking it up
they watched me
they watched me put it out and then they swooped in
look at anyway I think that is meat
this dumb motherfucker left some meat out
like there’s no way he’s that stupid
he left some meat out
I’m telling you it’s meat let’s eat it
and they landed on just her
fuck it up and I came out there was two of them just
fucking up the stake
wow they’re so clever that’s crazy
a rat wouldn’t have seen it now
a flying rat even a flying rat like a pigeon
imagine we had flying rats around here
how horrible that would be we did with pigeons
pigeons are like flying rats
unless you’re raising yourself in the cute
I’ve been putting bird feed out lately on my backyard
and the bird feed I put out
attracts these little canaries
and now I have just little canaries everywhere
I’ve never in Ohio they don’t have canaries or these
fellas very specific
have either of you guys tried jwho
I heard about this the other day what is it what is it
there’s a topic on your form about it
I can’t remember
what is this oh my god
I hear it is how crazy you internet kids are
you’re coming out with new ways to get high
it’s an analogies chemical
from the amino alkaline node
how do you say that
amino alkylindo family
which acts as a cannabonoid blah blah blah blah
well it must be something that gets you fucked up
considers a lot of those things too
I don’t want to mess with many different new things
you know
this sounds crazy coming from someone who’s done
as many psychodoxes I have
but I think the shit
that you should do is the shit that people
have been doing for thousands of years
you know you can’t go wrong with
san pedro cactus
you can’t go wrong with cannabis mushrooms
you can’t go wrong with those things
iosco you can’t go wrong I mean you can’t go wrong
you lose your fucking marvels
don’t listen to me
what I’m saying is
new stuff like you know hey man try this new shit
scientists fucking nasa labs man
it just came up with it
no no
don’t do anything
that people haven’t been doing a long time
yeah I know
don’t fuck with some new shit that they just invented
right weed tests and you smoke it
makes you want to fuck animals you know
I don’t know follow
the old indians they were their beta testers
yes you know zach they were down with paeli
that was their shit the san pedro cactus the masculine
I’ve never done that
have you ever done that
see that was just crazy that these things are illegal
I mean bill hicks had a great line about that
like isn’t there something
fucked up about making nature against the law
you know it was totally totally true
I mean
how could you tell someone that they can’t have a life
form that exists naturally on this planet
whether it’s cannabis or mushrooms or
you know anything
anything that grows naturally you can buy
it’s only anything that’s affects your consciousness
you can buy stuff that’s poisonous like you can legally
have a bunch of different plants that can kill you
a bunch of different plants
you know it’s like you
just having marijuana in your backyard is not
proof that you’re eating marijuana or using it
and if you have all these
poisonous plants in your backyard
nobody would even have a bad an eye
and that’s the same thing it’s not
I mean
it’s a personally use issue you know
it’s really so weird that people allow
in this day and age
with all the information that we have
allow plants to be illegal
I mean it’s fucking pretty incredible plants
it’s pretty incredible
it’s fucking really bizarre that we
enforce it so strictly
it’s such a strong ethic in our
culture that if we catch you using certain plants
that have nothing to do with me
they not affect me at all
but if I catch you with these plants
I’m allowed by our laws to lock you in a cage
how crazy is that
if you have a giant ass bag of mushrooms and you are
driving on your way to the woods
and a cop pulls you over
and it says what are you doing like
I’m about to have a spiritual experience with the lord
the cop ago what the fuck you talking about
well I have these
mushrooms that I’m gonna
go out to get the fuck out of the car
get out of the car
he’ll handcuff you
you fucking idiot you’re telling me about this
I’m just letting you know man I’m just a nature
it’s natural
it grows on the earth that it’s shut the fuck up
shut up
I don’t wanna hear it I wanna hear you hippy bullshit
right get in the fucking car
I just hit the mother low with this stupid fuck
this guy told me he had mushrooms on him how high is he
ho ho ho ho
and you you wanna eat yeah let’s go to sally’s
and then they meet up and
they feel good for locking this kind of cage
for having plants on them
yeah that’s bizarre
2010 that’s strange
I mean it’s very hard to believe that’s the case
anyways really strange
about 2010 is that we’re going towards 2020
that’s just
that’s craziness
just the sound of it
this guy says it’s because of money though
yeah it’s definitely because of money
but it’s just it’s amazing
you know here’s the best example of how it’s for sure
politicians or whores
best example nobody talks about cigarettes
if cigarettes was if al qaeda
was killing 400,000 people in america every year
holy shit with the war against al qaeda heat up
it would be gigantic
as it is
they’re killing people
most of them that they’ve killed you know
unless you listen to alex jones
there’s a government
with most of them
in other countries
I mean in this country alone
al qaeda is not where jack and people
but cigarettes are cigarettes
he’ll 400 fucking thousand people here
I mean compare something you use for
personal use to al qaeda is ridiculous
absolutely but what my point is like
it’s very dangerous
marijuana doesn’t do that
even alcohol doesn’t kill that
many people think about how fucked up alcohol gets you
and alcohol poisoning or alcohol deaths
it’s not nearly as high as cigarettes
cigarettes is a motherfucker and it’s so hard to kick
right you went back on him right yeah
brian I quit a couple times that was a year
he’s done it a couple times
and one little thing will set
that trigger off in the back of his head
it’s mostly stress stuff
it’s horrible but
meanwhile it’s totally legal
and did we talk about the oxycontin express last week
we did right god we talk about cigarettes too
we talk those cigarettes
these are poor edition
if you
haven’t seen the awesome cut express get on that shit
find it online
I think it’s on YouTube
the whole thing is and
it’s one of those directors versions
so the whole thing is on YouTube
so this weekend you’re at the ice house
yeah oh yeah yeah
we’re doing comedy this weekend
which is making it happen
he’s gonna be joey yes yeah
at the ice house in pasadena
this Friday we’re doing two shows there
in Saturday we’re doing two shows
nice this guy says dmt is not easy to extract
well you ain’t no super secret scientist are you oh
doo doo doo
every smoke banana peel see these motherfuckers
yeah I smoked a lot of shit when I was young
it was stupid I was trying to get high
I smoked like bamboo leaves it’s horrible
very harsh on the lungs too
birds can be scary they ask on acid oh yeah
good point amazing kush
yeah birds can be some birds are scary
period man you ever look at an eagle’s eye
like you ever seen a dude that has like a pet eagle
look on those talk shows
and they get close up on an eagle’s eye
this girl I know just got an owl as a peg oh and
have you seen those are murderers
they just murderers
I know it just sits in their bathroom on the shower
thing yo that ain’t cool
that’s a predator
it’s crazy that’s a real like owls look all
fluffy and cool and everything
because everybody thinks about them
from those goddamn tootsie roll commercial
tutsi pops that’s not no that’s a fucking predator
yeah that’s right
you even laugh to have that
what is it about
people where we take these evil predators
and we change what they are right like polar bears
we got them selling
you know
ice cream coca cola polar bears are fucking monsters
polar bears cover their nose
when they’re sneaking up on eskimo villages
so that they can’t see the black
that’s awesome
they learn how to do that hunting seals
they take their nose and they
hang over the edge of a glacier a floating
you know like ice raft
and they hang over the edge
so that these seals don’t see them
they see white everything’s white
if they see that black nose
they figured out that seals can see the black nose
that’s how fucking evil they are
and we got them selling ice cream and coca cola
tony the tiger that’s great
how about chimps man bj in the bear
just do tooling around with a little pet monkey
how come bj in the bear
how come bear never ate anybody’s face off
how come barren ever try to bite
some dude’s asshole out and bite things
I think that that monkey ended up doing that of course
not the monkey that was retired here in Los angeles
yeah well they always retired when they get older
because you can’t control the old males
you can’t control them
there are merest ancestors or it doesn’t matter
if you raise them
they’re completely wild
you cannot stop that
that lady just thought just because
she was putting a diaper on this chimp
you know and giving it xanax
and she would give it wine and shit
and I was like a fake boyfriend
she had like this fake monkey boyfriend
and she thought she had that thing under control
then it just decided to eat her friend’s face
it’s like I don’t fucking like you
I don’t like you he didn’t I mean
there was no fight
they weren’t brawling
she didn’t hit him with a rock it shit into shit
attacked her in eight or face
I mean even dogs don’t usually do that
you know you got a guy who’s got a crazy dog
they don’t attack your friends
yeah how often does that happen they’ll say kids
yeah because they think kids are animals
they don’t respect them
that all that shit about my cat really freaks me out
talking all that shit about my cat killing me
cat probably would you kill anything you know
have you had a little pet tiny monkey
a little monkey like that big
would you be safe
leaving in the room with this fluffy cat
no she wouldn’t murder that thing
yeah I’d come home with guts to be all hanging out
and she’d be looking at me like she’s my friend
hi it would not even like she’s evil
poor little monkey with a little monkey family
she killed them too little monkey babies merciless
I bet she’d be purring rolling around the dead bodies
especially with her claws
yeah she’s got real claws yeah
she’s not declawed he’s declawed
they have these things I just found
I don’t know if I told you it’s or not
where they go over the claw you use glue
and he put glue in these little
claws and it goes over the claw
so they think they have claws
still yeah we had brother with him
after a while they pop off
they pop off yeah pop off quick
they pop off
keep choosing off too and they say jack and everything
oh that sucks yeah
would let him keep his claws I don’t care
I think it’s
I think it’s fucked up to take their claws
if you see a YouTube video
they actually cut off a knuckle
they cut off this part of the knuckle
I’m not into that
that’s craziness
my cat killed a rabbit when it was a kitten damn
that’s a rough story asian alien
I believe it though cats are ruthless
I grew up in a nahud
where a crow could talk
his name was cr and he would come when called wow
you know what
if I had never read anything
about crows or watched a video and tell
I’d be like that guy’s crazy
crows coming yeah your pet crow
it’s totally the same crow
it’s not like they’re all black
right you know when they figured out you have food
you know I find it weird when people have
the worlds as pets or raccoons and stuff
raccoons are crazy to see that one
video with a raccoon or dog or wrestling yeah
like they’re usually fighting to the death
I know
you know raccoons fuck dogs up man they rip them apart
yeah they’re scary animals raccoons they’re mean
I see them all the time in my neighborhood
raccoons and skunks and rats
we lost to history that I would have changed the world
that’s a long article is it good
um I’ll check it out
all right liz
we’re gonna read some questions here one year
no cigarettes
this guy says
all it cost me was a girlfriend
the dog she took my waste line and my sanity
wow and then you get hit by a bus tomorrow
so I guess I’m not gonna smoke
you just didn’t deserve the cigarettes after she left
you or you couldn’t afford them after she left you
or you quit the cigarettes and because
you quit the cigarettes you went crazy
and you were like agro and then she left you
is that what you’re saying
then she took the dog
you took your waistline but the waistline that’s good
right you want to lose some weight
unless you’re like one of those dudes in the guts
apparently there’s a lot of gay dudes
they’re really like guys with guts
like that
they like to have a guy with a big gut in cyrus cock
yeah I think they’re like where does lady zack
zack got some I think with you know
I mean there’s fetishes
just like some dudes are like really into feet
some dudes are really into like girls with
specific type of toenails and what come on girls toes
you know
I think we gay dudes just get into a certain thing like
they see some
crazy homophobic trucker
he’s all methed out at the truck stop
and they just wish they could
just suck his cock
because he hates them
you know he hates them or something about them
it just turns the gay guy on
that’s my theory
that’s a file
that guy with this big fat gut and suck that dick what
I love people like this
they’re somebody just asked you know
what they’ve been trying to see or tattoo for three
weeks they’ve been asking
wouldn’t you think like you get it online you can see
yeah what does it say
wouldn’t this person just google
if he really cared that much
joe rogan tattoo
that’s the that’s the kind of people I hate
you know it’s like people that
well I don’t hate but I hate people
when they they they ask me all these questions
I’m like man is your fucking google broken
that shit happens to me all the time
yeah people
there’s some people that just don’t have good friends
good I’m gonna talk to if lazy fingers
you know the only problem with
marijuana there is a one problem with marijuana
and it’s some of the marijuana community
a lot of mooches
yeah you know
a lot of mooches and dirty hippies
brian left listen it’s just you and me now
do you think I should get rid of him
so I kick him out of the room and just have it
all about us
say listen man you did your part today katty
it’s being my people
all this dude is saying
I did a job ct dirt says I did a job and these people
fed wild raccoons
and they scratched at the door like a cat
wow that’s crazy
that’s nuts man
it makes sense I’ve seen squirrels that you can feed
there’s a park in north Hollywood
and if you bring peanuts
if you especially you lie down
so the squirrel doesn’t feel like
you know
you’re in a threatening position to chase after them
you know you lie down
like on your stomach and you hold up
and the fucking scroll will
come up to you real gingerly
make sure you’re not crazy and he’ll take that peanut
and some dudes that the scrolls know really well
they’ll just sit right in front of the dude
and eat his peanuts
like right there like this one
there was this one
old Chinese guy that apparently goes to the park every
day and he brings peanuts
and so he’s sitting there with
these peanuts these girls are coming right up to him
they’re just holding his hand
while they’re taking the peanut
like he’s their little friend
like they’re not worried about him at all
it’s kind of crazy okay
by the way did joe
this is that new digital camera I reviewed
if you guys are
here we haven’t seen this before if you ever want
to like buy something like and
you know that he’s reviewed it
you gotta watch his reviews
he’s crazy there’s something wrong with him
and he gets like super
into the technical aspects of anything
you know like phones and like his reviews of phones
he kills those guys at end gadget
those bitches you can’t hang with brian
the problem
is a lot of these websites are getting money
yeah you know they’re getting like they’re gonna get
we’re not saying that n g aja does no no no
but like if they review favorably
say like an apple product
then the next time apple has a product out
they’ll give them like
an exclusive because you know right
so it’s like a lot of these websites
don’t want to bash or tell the truth because
they don’t want to ruin future
products and something
so anyways this is a new camera world works
yeah this is a new camera films hd
it’s high quality hd 60 frames per 2nd
I have the whole review at redband
com stereo microphone
so if you’re looking for a small digital video camera
this shit is what’s the model name brian it’s sony dsc
tx seven and
red van ridban
com I have the whole review there
this dude says podcast or in my big girl
says podcast from the sensory deprivation tank
maybe that would be a fucking cool thing to do
you know what I should do it sound like this
what it sounds like that it was
is there a way
that I could have some of the recording sound in there
well you know you know it can’t get it wet
I mean
we could hook and might put a microphone right at
to the next to it
but I mean
it was some old bulls you know and all that stuff
because it’s echoing in there
yeah but who wants to get
oh you mean just lay there and talk yeah
well we could just turn off the lights here
and you can talk in the dark
no no I’m gonna totally do that
wouldn’t that just like defeat the purpose
of being in a isolation tank
no because you’d be too focused on talking to people
no no no because it would be talking to people
your mind would work so much better than it works with
you know sitting
in a normal environment like here talking to you and
sitting on a couch and the lights and the laptop
and all this input coming in
you don’t realize how much this has an effect on
your ability to like
see things clearly
and you see things very very clear in that tank
and I think if you’re in that tank and you just start
it’s kind of fucked up a little bit of the experience
because you’re gonna hear things
you’re gonna hear yourself in both in your ears
you’ll hear it in your ears and you hear it in your
head you’ve lost your mind joe
but I think it’d be kind of cool to do
I will do that
we’re gonna figure out a way where I can do
a podcast someday
from the sensory deprivation tech
but someday I mean like within a month
I don’t mean like
when I’m old and ready to die hey gay ban
the original question three
weeks ago was why does joe not always wear long sleeve
well hey retard go google that
because I bet you joe’s answer that
I thought that was totally
that would really was on us sir
he called me gay band I’m allowed to say something back
wow don’t you know
that says you’re an asshole but he’s look at
I can’t take him seriously because
he says brian is a fkk
a hole if you ask me
well I’m never gonna ask you anything
if that’s what you write an fkk
a hole that’s really you
I can’t talk to you dude
brian’s the third wheel how dare you
brian’s a very talented video
red band has too much negative energy
he doesn’t have negative energy
these negative energies like the
the safest most non dangerous negative energy ever
he’s a nice guy leave him alone you fucking creeps
why won’t dana let you show your tab in the ufc
no it’s not that
it’s just it’s a distraction
it’s not necessary
you know it’s not about me when I’m on the ufc
it’s it’s 100% about those dudes that are fighting
I just try to do
my part my commentary and explain
and be enthusiastic and be appreciative
but it’s not about me you know
that’s why I dress like such a retard
I’m not trying to shine
I’m wearing a nice suit you know
I’m saying looking at my cufflinks
look at them diamonds
I’m not trying to look good at all
I’m just trying to just do my job
what’s important is not me
what’s important is these
these guys fucking throwing their bones at each other
in the October it’s not me
what kind of weed did we smoke before the show
well Mr Federal agent
that’s one of the funniest things that I like
when someone will ask a stupid question
and someone will go like laziest homo ever
laziest pedo ever
asia’s dea agent ever
and it’s like become like a standard
like I don’t know who was the first one to do it
but I’ve seen it on
many forums right
I don’t know where it started from
but so many people do that
now someone will ask a dumb question
and someone will chine in
you know chime in with that
I mean it’s really funny
whenever people ask like drug questions like hey man
follow mattel hashe where can I get dmt
someone will write laziest D.E.A. age or whatever right
it’s become a part of it
would you say that’s the lexicon how would you say
libernacter there
what else bryan is any good questions
what kind of weed you smoke before a show man
yo you want to smoke
kind of weedy guy the kind that comes from California
that’s the funny thing that was talking about
marijuana supporting these mexican drug details
what are you talking about stupid
the pot that ibi is bought
this guy’s growing it right over there
you can go to his house I’ll show you where lips
the fuck he talked about
he’s not al qaeda and he’s not a mexican drug lord
he’s right down the street he’s a nice guy he’s
got plants he’ll sell you them
he waters him
he puts fertilizer and she does a great job
the fuck man and it’s great
there’s a website called webgarweedtracker
com we met those guys in San Francisco
but each store has a
own forum and so like
you like
find what stores near your house and then you go to
this has like a little website just for that store
and every day they’ll say we got trainwrecking and we
this is our specials you know and stuff like that
and it’s great
people review it
oh it’s incredible it’s amazing
I mean it’s so
at this point
it’s so free here in California
that it literally just like pot is legal
it’s just
it’s very close right like what’s in between
like what’s what’s
well they’ve passed one
step of a multi step process to making
it legal for responsible use
for adults over you know probably over 18 or 21
I mean it should be over 18
I think I think that’s reasonable
you know like alcohol I think
I think alcohol should be 18 with supervision
meaning like you know it should be okay
for like your dad to give you a beer
when you’re 18 years old
you know or you
come with your dad to a place
where his buddy has a bar
and you know just kind of come with a boy
his grandma beer
he’s never had a beer before
you know slowly introduce him
into the world to make it like it’s no big deal
you learn as you gotta learn how to hold your liquor
okay you know
understand and learn from your fucking father you know
I’m saying like as a young man
like let him
take away all the mystique of what alcohol really is
and that should be the same thing with weed
the real problem with anything
that affects your mind
is that we don’t have enough people
out there that are explaining to people
how to manage that shit
and with alcoholics
at least they have alcoholics anonymous and
you know they can help
guide you back on the right track
now there’s no people out there that are telling you
you know
like explaining to you how to incorporate weed
successfully in your life
for the maximum benefits
you know I mean
shit maybe we should write a book about that
because it’s a fucking good idea
because what really we need in this country
and it sounds like all spiritual crazy voodoo
but we need shaman
and what a shaman is
in like in the amazon rainforest
the guys who make the iowaska
it’s a dude who’s been there done that
he’s done it 1000 times he knows what to expect
he knows what’s gonna happen
he’s not scared of it
he enjoys and welcomes the experience
he could talk you through it
you don’t have to freak the fuck out
this guy’s gonna help you
he’s gonna sing songs gonna comfort you
they’re gonna play the drums
and you’re gonna get to talk to dead people
you know I mean that’s what it is
it’s a shaman and we need a shaman for marijuana
and we really could use a shaman for alcohol too
this should be someone who
culturally explains the group
I mean it should be like
expressed as an
ethic through the entire human community
that there’s it’s wrong
to be drunk and obnoxious
and be a fucking douchebag and ruin other
people’s good time
and it should be something we all agree upon
shouldn’t be something funny
like oh
maybe at a time you got drunk and rip that girl shirt
a ha
that should be horrifying to everyone involved
we should and
all that is is the reason why we don’t address that is
we have this crazy way of looking at drugs
we look at drugs like some higher than they’re all bad
like they’re all under
this same
is one gigantic carpet of everything’s bad for you
look it’s not necessarily bad for you
it’s only bad for some people
it’s good for some people
the experiences benefit you
they make your life more interesting
should this shawman be driving while giving advice
no so that’s a problem
if you get 18 year old
that person just got their licensed tears ago
they don’t know how to fucking drive
you know they drive reckless yeah they drive too
fast and they’re not good at it that was me
I was terrible driver when I was young
so lucky I don’t have a dwi
yeah yeah yeah do you ever get one
no never got one ad how
yeah I never drove that drunk but I probably could have
like you know the legal limit is like
I try to do one beer now pretty much it’s one bear
yeah yeah if you have one
beer and you get pulled over 20min later
yeah I bet you probably getting there
yeah maybe if you the support in line
for then a half an hour
the second beer right
that’s crazy but
with a lot of people that’s good man
you really should they really shouldn’t be driving
anthony from opian
anthony has a really interesting point
it’s like what if I’m good when I drive drunk
but that’s not a good point if you kill a kid
you know you slam into a family
well I would say I’m better than average driving drunk
but you know
there’s no test for that you know
unfortunately they came to sit down go okay
you got to play fucking pole position
for an hour and showing skills
that’s another thing
about marijuana is that people
are just more cautious when they’re on it
you know people think that marijuana affects your
your reaction
it doesn’t it really doesn’t
I smoke where I want it and I do jujitsu all the time
so does eddie bravo so like a bunch of different
like really
high level brazilian jujitsu guys like forget about me
I know guys that are like
world championship black belts that love to get high
and then go do jujitsu
like it makes them connected to the movements better
it makes you very coordinated when you’re high
but it’s more
like we were talking about earlier with like
being paranoid paranoia
it’s like too much information
you don’t know how to manage it
it’s not that it’s a bad thing
it’s so you’re just getting too much info
you’re not keeping up with it
that’s where it all comes from
dan check this out
his this dude’s cousin was going to jail
but after having two duty
two duis but the policeman that arrested him died
so now you know there’s no
you know proof or whatever oh wow
that’s crazy look
for everybody but the cop yeah
joe you gonna be in celebrity rehab the next few years
oh totally have you watched that show
I watched one episode because stanhope was mocking Dr
Drew and I said I let me check this out
it’s like wow what a train wreck
I mean it’s great it’s fun to watch
I’m addicted to anything
that I don’t think I could stop
I don’t have a problem with anything right now
I used to have
you know my real problem is never been drugs
my real problem is
I have a serious addiction to like video games and
to pool pool I think is a little bit more meditation
because it’s like a lot of hand dock coordination
and you have to
steadier nerves and it’s all
you know controlling the ball
but I get obsessed with games
like when I get when I play I used to play quake
and I used to play no bullshit 8h a day
at least every day I was online
I loved it and I’m avoiding that on purpose
so if I had like
a thing that I needed to kick at any point in my life
it was never drugs
drugs weren’t ruining my life
but video games were kind of ruining my life
not ruining it but they were
it was becoming an obsession
the problem is I enjoyed the fuck out of it
quake is so goddamn fun
you know veer tried to quit caffeine though
what’s up you ever tried to quit caffeine
yeah I’ve quit caffeine
that shit’s hard
it is hard you know
when I realized I needed to quit
I was writing a blog a day
you know that one time before I
filmed my special I wrote a blog every day
so I was up every night
really late because that’s when I write my best shit
so every night I was drinking coffee like 10:00
oh and I was I mean this kind of coffee too
I don’t fuck around I
use a French press
know it’s like I grind my own coffee
you know you get
a bird grinder and I give these beans only from
these cona beans from Hawaii or my favorite
this coffee will
fuck your world up
this shit is strong
and I would take it at like 10:00 at night
and man I couldn’t get to bed until five
six o’clock in the morning
and then when I finally did crash
I felt like shit the next day
and I did it a bunch of days in a row
then I tried to stop
and when I tried to stop I got these serious headaches
like dull
like pressing headaches
like it didn’t even feel like coffee could fix them
it felt like I
just like I short circuited in my brain or something
no fuck is calling me oh podcast
fuck kind of bullshit
my apologies ladies and gentlemen
don’t you feel less energy doing
exercising after you smoke weed
no I’m the opposite
especially if it’s a good sativa that’s what
people that are outside of California
most of what you’re getting is called indica
and indica is a very
different kind of marijuana than sativa
there’s two types
there’s indica which is like relax couch weeds
oh dude just go and chill you know what I’m saying
that’s og kush weed
that’s the weed that makes you want to eat
and fuck up your diet
man fuck the diet you know but
sativa is I want to watch a documentary sativa is
you know you want to watch
the cosmos and see carl sagan on tv and
carl sagan by the way smoke pot every day
that was the shit
and carl sagan was a huge activist and advocate of
marijuana and enhancing perceptions with it
bitch this guy
the chit I
understand that you and bryan had a little falling out
let’s just be nice fella there’s no need to get crazy
people are so emo
yeah there’s a lot of emo people
the mark gaden
I wonder who which guys got the mark gaden now
a lot of people have the mark gaiden it’s mark
no I heard it’s not
sounds like goddamn questions
this guy says I grow two strains of sativa
you’re right joe
first of all don’t ever say you’re
and spell it like that
you are you why
oh you and he didn’t spell you are
which is the gayest way ever
what are you a little girl texting you’re I hate that
why oh you
and it’s not an r
there’s an apostrophe and there’s an r
e it’s short for you are
it’s not short for something I own you motherfucker
have you been paying quake live at all
I fucked that up all the time though
everybody you’re you’re yeah sometimes I do it
I’m like make a mistake you’re writing
especially if you can type fairly quickly you just
things come out and I’ll fuck that
so I was thinking about getting a regular phone
a skinny like razor phone
on verizon network and then getting that the ipad
so like if I’m like out in my car
let’s pull up my ipad
have a better internet but have a solid phone
go so you’re gonna go back
go back I think just because it’s fun
but what if someone sends you a picture of video
on your phone
some asshole oh
my god I can’t believe this
check this out all those do that now yeah you know
why did they go with at amp t
well you don’t have to
you know no it’s a verizon well here’s the thing
no one’s thinking of this they have those mi fi’s now
so you just have your mi fi
that’s verizon network
and now you have verizon anywhere you go
you know
really yeah they have these boxes that connect
and then broadcast wireless
it’s called my fight membrase showed you them right
they’re about this big
so if you have a little case like a satua
you have your ipad in
just have that throw that in there
turn it on and you have verizon wherever you go
look at this motherfucker
just hacking the sista bitches yeah
and that’s another thing that’s gonna be
big man purses are gonna have to come back
because of this thing
you know man purses you’re a big advocate of
the man I love
I actually bought a domain name
I told you I was addicted to domain names
I bought ipad sling
so have you know anyone that’s what’s the buy those
oh shit
you know anyone that makes purses
all right just my laptop
no I don’t know anybody who makes purses goddamn
I don’t wear a man yeah man
those man pouch
those man bags they look like a fucking purse to me
fanny pack looks like a manly choice
fanny pack doesn’t though you man your fanny pack
put that bitch in
all your stuff is right there
somebody wants something
you just unzip and you get it too much right there
see I like my little
man purse that look because it’s made for guns
so it looks like a gunsatua but it will fit the ipad
doesn’t announce for a gun looks announced for jewelry
no it makes it
I have a review of that somewhere sticking mirrors here
yeah but you like
like stepdad style you got like the big that
hey let’s go to
the you know disney big manly ass fucking fanny pack
I like fanny pack so wear them all time you should have
a company and then you can also sell ice or ipad sling
I don’t want to sell the ipad sling but
not buying the ipad
but I if I didn’t have a kindle
I would see what you’re saying
but what if you want to
buy a portable dvd player for the car or something
you’re like you want a good one though
it’s like wouldn’t you pay a little
extra if you could download the movies
while you’re in the car
okay first of all
how dope would it be if you had a screen in your car
that’s that big
no you can’t do that
you can make that screen in your car
and install it as a screen
yeah you could totally do that was
think that on the way over
imagine that gps
that might be the greatest thing ever
and it’s got bluetooth so
many inches is that it’s 9.7 inches across
it’s so thin
they could just sit fit it right in your car
you feel that your dashboard fitted for it right
whoa you know
what’s really funny is a lot of people are
bashing on it
that’s not wide screen
well alright
there’s gonna be the bar on the top and the bottom so
they wanted it wide screen so what do you mean
they wanted us to
they wanted them to chop off
like the top and bottom or would make it bigger
if you make it bigger
then that thing would be this big but widescreen
so it’s like a letterbox thing
when you watch a video you see a little blacks right
but that’s what they had to do
that’s what they had to do
people don’t get wide screen
they don’t get it
it definitely is better to have something that you can
read books and watch movies on
if you look at it that way
but the way I am video games
still’s not that appealing to me because
I already have a laptop
and if I’m gonna spend time like
what is it gonna give me that the laptop’s not going to
I can watch movies on the laptop
and which movies on that
what else can I do
I get online on that I get line on a laptop better
so what am I doing with it
the applications reeling
am I no alright it’s the size of a book
so what they’re saying is that what if you use it
like you have a
razor phone in your pocket
you go into the comedy club and you have this little
thing the size of a little milk pad
it’s in a little leather pad
you can keep that bitch in your pocket
you’re gonna pretend that you’re gonna
carry that thing around with you everywhere
well no no you throw it in the car
it’s like it looks like a little book
it’s a little book you know
so you throw in the car
so that you could use it when you’re out
when you’re out
if you have it
like steve jobs
it’s like people can bring those things to restaurants
and instead of texting
you’re gonna be seeing their little books
yeah little books
doing little g emails
checking their calendars
steve jobs you best
I think people are basting them
freaking out of it because there’s a couple things
it doesn’t do off like it doesn’t do flashing stuff
but that’s another reason
steve jobs is fucking this up
I think what’s that reason
market people are gonna go crazy for it
it’s technology
all right let’s read some questions from these people
gears of war fuck yeah that that game is awesome
that’s another game I’m scared of that game
I don’t want to get locked in that world
of playing that shit online every day
too fun man remember
we got a chance to see that early on
we got a chance we were in
North Carolina and I met cliffy b from epic games
and he got us in and we gotta look at
the models of gears of war way before it was released
it was fucking crazy
and the new stuff they’re working on
like these new enemies
they’re so insane
like he showed us a demo
some of this stuff
and the guys that id software did too
tim willets
and todd holling’s head and
john karmac and those guys those guys are super cool
they let us come and check out all the new
stuff they’re doing
that’s my favorite all time game is quick
but like I said I’m scared
you know that there’s a
they did a report on
browser crashes on computers yeah and I
think it was 85% of all browser crashes
were because of flash
whoa that’s a big number
whoa 85 because other than flash
you got javascript you got a couple things but
85% if that’s crazy like how is that allowed
well people talk that’s just it
people are freaking out about something
that’s a plug in
you know html five point nodes about to come out
which will make
flask pretty much unnecessary
what how does it make flash on this
well it’s the problem is
they started using flashback in the day
because that was an easy way to take video
put it on the internet so anyone can watch it because
people’s internet connections kind of sucked and
it was in one format
what html five point no does is pretty much to make
I think it’s htwo 0. six four
video will just play in the browser
kind of like how a gif
works you know like animated gif will work
no matter what
because it’s made in the coding of the browser
so this will make videos and stuff like that
just be in the coding and just work right now so
and guess who’s guess who’s making
are editing the html 0.5 point oh
coding this is kind of interesting
a guy that works at google
and the guy that works at apple
so you have long had this theory
that there’s a battle going on between
apple and flash and you think that one of
the reasons why apple
has such a hard time working with flashes
and make it shitty on purpose
so that people move away from flash
well I think that’s a
good theory definitely but
the big thing is is that like
no one in silicon valley works together
like amazon and apple and they’re all
not working together as a team
right they’re all like having to fight
and do and you know
like the opposite of what this person’s doing
like like if flash releases a new plug in
you know that works with firefox
or whatever that doesn’t work for safari
they’re trying to work for safari
but safari changes something
and then fucks all their shit up
you know it’s constantly like that with everything
in silicon valley cause they don’t work together
they don’t work together
they just think it’s odd that they’re working together
you sensing a conspiracy brian
it’s so pleased
I’m sensing
flash is getting pushed out for some reason
mostly because of the security reasons it’s very
open for you can get hacked and security
with flash and stuff like that
and I think it’s getting pushed out
especially when html five point out comes out which is
probably coming soon
html five point out
can’t do what flash does buddy
and it’s proprietary kodak
what this is what this guy says filbert double o seven
go go google search html five point o
go look at wikipi or whatever and
it would even explain it in there
it’s pretty much
known that once html five point o comes out
that flash for the most part
is going to be hurtin hmm okay
well the gauntlet’s been thrown down a challenge
has been made
YouTube has already switched over
to all their videos to five point out
what is this guy’s asking what is so as vimeo vimeo
com I believe just switched over to
to five point already meaning that’s why
YouTube now works on your iphone
cola saying this guy’s asking a question
what’s with the sensoring on this social message board
does what is the sensor
it’s like if you try to Twitter something
and you swear
or on this will it
change it
is that why that guy wrote that’s fucking like that
oh maybe I don’t know
is that true folks you can’t swear on this
it’s probably a setting if there is
it has to be a setting
please tell me it’s a setting
that is you know
people don’t think that’s a big deal
like I always
make a big deal out of the fact that
you know censorship with certain words
you know and people say that what’s the big deal
you know why do you have to be rude why can’t you just
you know not say those particular words or in your own
certain people
or in certain situations like
that’s a way of controlling us it’s nonsense it makes
no sense whatsoever
words don’t mean anything other than intention
what’s important
is that you’re expressing your intention
you’re expressing what
you’re thinking that the idea of magic words is
it’s poison to the language
it’s terrible
to have words that you can’t use or on certain people
and you can’t use
when you broadcast them you would be giving
you find hundreds of thousands of dollars
that is just a gigantic distraction
that’s complete total mind control
it’s a technique
that they’re using to try to control the population
there’s no other way around it
why else’s censorship is what it offends people
why does it offend people
you don’t have to listen to it
the government’s going after it
why are they going after it
they’re going after it
because some people
are very offended by whether it’s religious people
or you know really conservative people
but why why are they offended by it
it’s nonsense it’s a fucking huge distraction
it’s just a word
whether you say I fucked her or I had sex with her
you can’t say I fucked her
like is that really hurting someone’s feelings
so so what happened
on the
you know the night that you proposed to your wife
well I fucked her
you know I mean is that it bad
well it’s actually her
it’s the same thing you’re saying the same thing
like it’s not offending me if you say you fucked her
you know if you say ah
that fucking hurt I’m not gonna get
why would I be upset
what kind of a douche bag gets upset
if you stub your toe and you go
ah that fucking hurt
ugh who gets mad at that
who the fuck things that’s wrong to say
that’s it’s a trick
but if we didn’t do that then words wouldn’t be power
as powerful as they are now
it would be just as powerful if you use it
and then you’re like fuck you
you’re like whatever I heard
fuck you five times a day
you hear fucking five times they already do
that’s the problem
if it was like some exotic word that nobody used
like cunt still has a good amount of zing to it
it’s the only one you know other than racial epitaphs
there has to be a way to turn off the censoring thing
I don’t know laser java is there a way to turn it off
the social stream appears to be censored
because why would they censored that
but yet I could say
fuck cunt bag right now
and that’s even worse thing I don’t know
it’s how you say it this man says
what I let my kid first
fuck yeah it’s just words god damn it
people are so weird wow you really are censored
I don’t see a single swear no one can swear
now everyone has to write that effing
I think it’s Twitter it’s not Twitter that’s nuts
it must be eustring yeah it’s totally eustring it’s got
it might be just a set
you could you could say anything on Twitter
okay well that dude who was talking earlier
with th chit
and we were giving you a hard time out there
where you wrote something
I completely apologize sir
I was out of line
I did not know that you actually
couldn’t write the word fuck
and you had to write all that other nazis
my apologies kind sir
all right so it doesn’t look like you can turn it off
or at least no one
say anything
teach that to a kid and have him repeated in school
I don’t know what this question was about sir
okay well thank you
Austin curtis
Austin c
curtis because if it wasn’t for you we wouldn’t
even have known that it is censored
this guy says the bible is just rubbish
English people are such cool things to say rubbish
yeah I mean that sounds fucking
if they have some gay things that they say
yeah let’s go to the lou
yeah take a leak
but you know what my favorite is proper
you know like if something like
oh that’s a proper sports car
yeah proper that’s yeah I like that I like that
I like when they say that there’s something
that sounds dope about that
now that’s a proper cell phone
you know did you see it on the tele
fuck you in the tele
yeah well the tele doesn’t bother me
I like england man I enjoy it over there
doing comedy over there it’s fun
yeah they’re fucking cool you know
it’s like our comedy translates directly to them shy
their comedy doesn’t translate the same
you know like their stand ups don’t translate as
some of them make it over here
I mean obviously
sasha baron cohen who
in my opinion is one of the funniest guys
of all time but he’s not really a stan economic
he’s like a crazy prankster
hilarious guy
do you see somebody was fucking a chicken on a subway
yesterday and somebody recorded on video
just like you know how saw satin is
uh it’s one of the size of the apocalypse yes
I think it’s on de listed diet
how did it get hard
oh you could say cunt if you space it out
this guy roll cunt is a great word
you spaced it out you clever bastard
it’s just like battlestar galactica
they just start changing the words they’ll be farking
yeah you know
like that was the craziest thing
I wrote battlestar galactica
what the frack you know
like you could really say that I mean
so dumb
it just shows you how dumb it is that we still have
magic words that you can’t say
yeah people having sex with chickens is freaky
and we’ve seen chicken porn
I think that egg hole is supposed to feel real good
it’s weird that like some animals like what sheep
are supposed to have like a perfect
feeling vagina it’s supposed to be just like a real one
yeah sheeps supposedly
yeah this is weird
I know right and obviously what jesus is total pet
yeah right banging sheeps and shit
this dude is pretty funny z the dirty banana says
my brother in law is a brit
I like when he says proper fucked
like one describing trash
that’s totally how they would say it might
I was proper fucked
come on that’s a cool fucking thing to say fucked
that’s and you have to say that
but that’s like something you have to say
with an English accent
didn’t say like yeah
I was out there
we were getting drinking
we had a fucking drink on listen I was proper fucked
people go what
fucking shy cunt
I was proper fucked
yeah the way they said cunt so much better cunt
they said cunt constantly
cunt fucking cunt with the fucking cunt
like cunt is not as strong
over there as it is over here
cause they say it all the time
it’s like they’re way more liberal with
they used to wear cunt
chicks throw cunt around all the time kut
I don’t have the fucking cunting cigarette
cunting is a great word when cunt’s not good enough
it’s cunting you know
it’s like takes cunt deeper
it’s like you’re
so bored with saying cunt you
say cunt so often
that you add an angle on the end of it
that’s how hard you roll
fucking cunting cigarette you know you say that man
that someone was used to cut cunting fag
I need a smoke a fag
we need a stoner president that we get things done
supposedly there’s a picture of obama smoking a joint
yeah but I don’t know if it’s a joint
there’s no way to tell cigarette there’s no way to tell
he’s definitely smunk weed before but
man I don’t think there’s any way he could be doing it
first of all yeah we do need a president that sees
other ways of looking at things
that’s what we need
whether our president’s a yoga master
and does it you know
all naturally
or whether our president’s a stoner
or whether our president’s a
the guy likes to go into the jungle and
take Iowa skill with the shaman
we need someone who has
a leader’s way of seeing the world
someone who sees it outside of this
crazy predetermined pattern that we’re on right now
you know I mean I wrote this article about
it’s on my blog about the large
hydron collider and how crazy it is
that like at a certain point
time science got to this weird point and I’m not
trashing it in any way because
I’m fascinated by technology
I’m just making an observation
that when we first started inventing things it was
to improve the quality of our life
you know
we invented spears that we didn’t have to chase after
the animals and bite them with our teeth
you know we invented things
we invented houses so we survived under the rain
but at a certain point time
it got completely
past that and now
even though we have all sorts of things
to deal with with the human race
like poverty and
what’s going on in Haiti and Liberia
the vice guide to Liberia
if you haven’t seen that document
god damn
these fucking dudes went to Liberia which is this
crazy nation in africa that has like
rampant cannibalism
like people are constantly killing each other
and eating each other
they’re selling human meat on the street
I mean this one dude talked about he was this warlord
they called him
general butt naked
and this fucking crazy guy would
kill babies and talks about it
how he would kill innocent children
from the opposing tribe
or whoever the fuck they were at war with
cut out their heart
and they would all eat the heart
and they would strengthen them
for battle and make them invulnerable to bullets
he ate a lot of people
I mean this guy talks openly about eating people
about what you eat
if you’re hungry for hunger you eat like the soft part
like the stomach and
the inside of the thigh cause it’s tender
I mean he’s talking about like what you
eat I’m a part of a person
he was talking about
we turned this guy in who he was eating street food
like he bought some
chicken skewers or something
and it was human meat
and he could tell because he’s eaten it so many times
so he explained to the police this guy’s
like serving human food and you have him arrested
and now the guys like a crazy evangelist
and he like he like preaches and fellows
he’s killed thousands
what’s the name of that documentary
the vice guide to Liberia
texts that are twit that a lot of people are asking now
jesus christ I gotta twist that
I mean
one of the craziest fucking things I’ve ever seen
you know
what’s weird is that obama still struggles with his
cigarette addiction
you know he’s always talking about
that how he just started back up and stuff
all right I’m gonna post
one of eight I posted up on Twitter right now
there’s you got to have to find them you know
if you just
it’s the site is very clunky device guide side
these guys that have put the site together
they didn’t do such a great job
putting this site together
but the but the footage is incredible
you know I mean what they’re doing is just amazing
the stuff they’re getting deep into this
like Liberia is like
literally like a scene in a horror movie
like it’s like a lot they
went to a brothel in Liberia and it’s just like saw
I mean it literally is
it’s like hostel
it’s insane and it’s real and it’s happening right now
I’m posting it up on Twitter right now
this is the first one this is part Ⅰ
but it’s
you mean it really will change the apocalypse is here
it just hasn’t hit america
it’s here it’s in Mexico
it’s in Liberia
it’s in Haiti right now
it’s all over the fucking world
there’s a
big crazy shit is happening all over the world
this is not happening in america yet
you look at how Liberia is
that’s going to change the way you look at everything
the fact that this could go on today in 2010
and not even have it be like a subject
that makes the 5:00 news
you know that it’s more important to find out
you know some new girl the tiger woods fuck
you know I mean really
there’s people in libera
they’re eating people on a regular basis
it’s it’s fucking crazy
what do you watch it’s gonna if they show it
they show a guy with the human heart
they show a kid a young kid talking about
that’s the good meat that’s the good meat the person
people talking about eating your enemies
what the fuck man
it’s pretty heavy shit
joe motherfuckers
put your home phone on vibrate
all right
I apologize ladies and gentlemen
my bad
hammer I was gonna ask you something but that too
well you know what you see me every day
motherfucker let’s get some questions from these folks
yeah you’re numbing
I’ve been trying to ask you questions from
these questions
but now forget what I was going to ask
it’s a final line
ladies and gentlemen between letting the rant come out
letting the ramble
and I want to answer your questions but
you know every now and then I got something
a rant comes and I think
for entertainment purposes it’s best to roll with it
we talk to stanhope lately
I’m not seeing paranormal activity but I wanna
I’m gonna talk to stan hope in a while
I haven’t talked to him
probably a couple of months ago
he was telling me he was gonna come into la
we’re gonna try to schedule a crackle
the show that
never goes anywhere
we have to do that soon man
let’s get a cracking son
seriously the crackle show
not tell people we can’t tell you what it is yeah
to watch the Pakistan gun market on thing on vice tv
no the only thing I’ve seen on vice tv right
now is that Liberia thing
but that fucking
what those guys are doing is incredible and I’ve heard
all their videos are incredible
vice guide to Liberia
and again I posted I just posted it on Twitter
but if you just go to vbs
tv that’s their website and they
have so much different shit there it’s incredible
these guys have
giant cast iron balls
I mean this dude drove to this fucking town in libera
that’s like this
shanty town where there’s no electricity
there’s no there’s piss and shit in the streets
and this dude and a truck they drove in
there people start yelling give us money
give us a money
like it’s crazy they could have been hacked apart alive
I mean
literally it’s like a scene in a goddamn horror movie
oh my god why
the girl says from the video of champion monkeys
because you need to know
you need to know god damn it
I need to know where that hair came from things
my cat’s hair yeah hopefully sneaky bitch
taste like her hair I’ve had her hair in my mouth
I didn’t put up
a website thing here
on the message board
usually I do maybe some like
someone’s asked questions in the message board
get bravo indian drunk on eastern
no because this is my house
yeah yeah the bravo is not
it’s not a lot of drink in my house
when you have babies
it’s the first thing you want to cut out
is eddie being drunk in your house
forget about sharp corners and knives
worry about eddie being drunk in your house
the mind of this girl sleeps in the baby room with him
yeah I got this honey coming over what
I got this honey coming over can sleep in the crib
what dude are you drunk yeah what’s the big deal
I have a family man
that’s hilarious
bomb bomb
okay let me
answer a few more questions and we’re gonna leave sin
because we’ve been doing these for 2h
and that’s how we’re gonna keep doing it
in the future
what we’ve got to get
all that
we got a bunch of one that we’re gonna figure out
today how to get up on itunes
we record just the audio portion of it
in news separately in news on your website
I got a crazy website
designer who knows what he’s doing
he’s working on some crazy shit when it comes out
it’s gonna be dope though so
leave it for now
but in the meanwhile
brian may build a bridge
may build a website to bridge us between
this website and the future website
because that he’s getting he’s chomping at the bit
yeah so what’s your what is your review page is it
what is your is your myspace is it let’s find jesus
yeah they’re all on redbend
com or if you just want to check out the video
part of it because I
have a written review and a regular video review
but if you go to YouTube backslash
let’s find jesus
okay but then go to redbend
com redbend comments on there rdban
rdban com
seriously if you ever want a like
the best review of the
droid I’ve ever seen is his review
he breaks that shit down
I was talking
about this today with customer service like
technology hasn’t helped us in any way
trying to like when you’re on the phone going
no d like dog b like boy
you know like there’s nothing that
has been invented to distinguish d’s and b’s and yeah
yeah you have to say a beta alpha yeah
p is and penis right
you always use like words like d is and dick
I do I do
this guy was getting really annoying
and I was trying to sign up for
my serious
so I kept using swear with pests like in shit
diaz and dick
and he was like okay okay okay
it was like he was annoying me so I was like
I don’t even know he was annoying me
that’s hilarious
it was just being so unhelpful
like when I was talking to him like listen man
I’ve been a customer for a long time
what are you being awkward with me so
I was wait holding off for the varizon iphone
since that didn’t come
should I go with the pre or what should I do
yeah varizon
fuck this we thought that we were gonna get the
Wednesday announcement
yeah it was gonna be a new
I’m gonna check a look at
the pre because like I said I like this for the phone
but it’s it’s pretty much
you know you know the pre also has
it has an option to be a mi fi work broadcast varizon
network really so if you get
the the ipad you could broadcast the varizon network
and then connect it
that’s pretty badass
I like the pre too
I like the it seems till it be
as responsive as an iphone
yeah it seems to be the only one see that video
they opened up 50 applications at once
you can’t do that with this
fucking clunky hunk of shit
this is like seriously this is like a
dumb knockoff from a third world country storm too
yeah not even like you ever see those fake
yeah the storm too is have you seen those fake iphones
they make in other countries that are just clunky
yeah yeah yeah yeah
you know that that’s what this is like it’s like
it’s so beyond it’s so behind
tor too come out yet
not yet
it’s like that’s what I want to get February 3rd
I believe that comes out
I might not get that though
if the palm
pre is cause I like the way the palm things like
the palm tree
this screen is way nicely
I’ve always been a fan of palm
and it looks like they got their shit together
in this palm did you get your shit together
I hated the last one we had remember we all had
trio similarities or whatever
but we thought it was the shit at first then
it started freezing up all that time and we’re
out of this phone
yeah I think I might get that
what can we see in your book when it comes out
unfortunately I don’t have any
fucking pictures of when I was younger
not very very few
but it’s all about
the road about doing stand up
when I first started out
I just got a bunch of crazy stories
that I thought would be a good
first book to write
you know it’s just
it’s basically just crazy road gigs like trying to
make it as a stand up comedian
you don’t realize like
how strange it is like it’s such a crazy life and
you don’t know what’s going to happen
you don’t know where you’re going
it’s the most
unsure way to make a living
to try to be a professional stand up comedian
pre is not all that can’t open that mini apps
what what are you talking about
yeah what are you talking about
there’s a video
plus it’s online
just go watch it the old one
you couldn’t open up that many gaps but the pre
plus it’s much more internal memory
they open you need to be on top of it
you have this conversation with brian rancom
yeah the pre plus gonna actually
there’s a video of somebody opening up
50 apps at once and it’s still
playing neat versus yeah
hey you guys put up a contest for people to be
on your show laziest stalker ever
let’s do it
is alex jones and agent
yeah people always want to know that
actually he’s bill hicks and if that’s true
stan hope is in Austin
today he should have stopped in to see alex jones
would they get along yeah
it’s their friend stan hope and
yeah alex is friends with both of us
we all talk about how crazy is
but last time
alex jones got on a stage or something like that
yeah that was like
yeah alex is crazy
he’s a nice guy though isn’t he
alex oh I love hanging out with the dude
he’s fun to hang out with
but every time I ram with the guy I always feel
bad for him because I feel like I’m like just relax
you know it’s calm down
you know he’s turn off strong
he doesn’t turn off
very high strong fella loves the ufc
whoever’s doing mark gaden’s not that funny yeah
must be angry almadeus
did I watch the state of the union
any thoughts I didn’t watch it
did you watch it
what state of the union yeah who cares
you know
it’s almost like at this point time I thought that
right before obama got elected you know
when when you know looked like he was gonna win
I was like wow this is so crazy like
this guy’s gonna win like this
it really felt like things were gonna change
you know it really felt like wow maybe
voting is real you know this guy can get an office
he’s got a black guy from a single mom and
you know and the way he says he’s gonna
get everybody out of a gannistan
and get everybody out of Iraq
and meanwhile his name
well he also said when he was running like
this is a long road
you know I’m got a lot of my road
he never said it was gonna be quick
like even when he was you know
he said this the whole time
troops tough gas town yeah you know
and I don’t I’m not a military expert
but what we have to look at for real
is we have real problems at home
we have real mean
when you look at the enemy
you look at attacks on america
like there’s this big giant distraction
that the big fear is things we have to work about
worry about from other nations from
all over the place
there’s a lot of crime and violence
in america that we got to worry about
before we worry about crime you know
a giant group called the taliban
acting to kill americans worry about the thousands of people
that we kill every
day and how the fuck do we put a stop to that shit
how do we put a stop to senseless violent crime in america
and then we gotta deal with the fact that we’re right
next door to mexico
and mexico is way crazier that iraq and afghanistan combined
more people get murdered in mexico than anywhere in the world
the dwaran drugs in mexico at there’s
five times more casualties this year
something like that victor dabula the guy who does the
the spanish version of my job for the ufc
great god he was living in war as
and he told me
it was some crazy statistic you’ll have to google it
but it was like
five times more people died
war is in one year then died in the ira war i mean it’s nuts man
they’re just
killing people left and right down there and the reason
why they’re doing it is because
there’s so much
money in selling illegal drugs to the united states from mexico
i mean it’s incredible these guys get
so goddamn rich and they’re fighting over
so much that the violence is insane
and they’re killing police officers and
politicians and
they brought over fucking
tanks and shit
and they got tanks run through the streets and war
as i mean this
shit is happening
literally into a country that’s connected to us
you can fucking drive there
it’s not you don’t have to fly
halfway across the world
to deal with some conflict whereas the enemy is there
the enemy is anybody who’s murdering people alright
anybody who’s
so fucking crazy
they’re killing five times more people than dying a war
i mean it’s right there that’s a war
there’s a war that we’re not even involved is connected to us
it’s fucking dangerous
they’re getting rich as shit and they have tanks and
who knows what they’re gonna get i mean in mexico
you could probably buy jets you know
they could probably buy like
fucking us army jets from russia
who the fuck knows
they have billions and billions and billions of
i mean they’re so rich it’s a scary shit man very scary shit
we’re worried about what’s going on in afghanistan
but the problem is there’s money in afghanistan
there’s natural gas
there’s money in the oil and iraq there’s oil
controlling the natural gas pipeline the reason
why people have been trying to get to afghanistan over and over
again for so many years where the soviets invaded them
they’re trying to get the resources
whenever we fuck with other countries
we’re trying to get their resources that’s it
in the future
with the electric cars do you think people are going to be
blowing up radio shacks
and like protect the radio shack batteries near mine ha ha ha
you didn’t even get it you said it
the cartel is insane yeah
it is insane man
it’s it’s scary shit
where do you get this gracie shirt from i got it from
the gracie jujitsu website
i’m not exactly what the name of it is
who is that that bitch got cut that is
i don’t know
oh it’s a girl that said they were peter well she was pregnant
who’s steven jackson
like a football player ex girlfriend oh that’s why
she bears results being attacked
oh attack at the hands of the nfl star oh shit
let me go damn
you want
who knows she might be crazy
the very bit played quick live yes i have it’s fucking amazing
orla orla orla what does that mean
exactly i don’t know what that means
chinga mexico sky says
you know it’s crazy that we have countries still
i mean it’s crazy that lives like an area
where if you’re born over here
you’re fucked to shit out a lock
and we don’t let you come to the good spot it’s not like just
one planet that we all live on
we like separate it we guard the borders
and we have fucking guns and shit and though
you know there’s like
a lot of stories about border patrol shooting people that are
you know like holding a rock at a hundred yards hundred
you know we can’t hit them with a rock you
know there’s headshot on bang
he was threatening us like you know
like it’s pretty
nutty man just because you’re on the other side of the fence
it’s such an uncompassionate thing you know
the whole idea of
these teams you know and not allow and ever as well
if you let them over
they would just come over and swarm
and they would fuck up the whole culture
really would they you know aren’t there to here i mean in la
i mean how many illegals are there in la
how much more would it be if it was legal yeah
there’s everybody that’s white people
do you think everybody would just come over if they said okay
now there’s no immigration there’s just one country
united states
canada and mexico everything that’s attached
it’s one country i think what happened i think
they’re just all come on yeah
there would be nobody in mexico yeah
you could get some badass deals on houses in mexico
then it would all like settle out over a few generations no shit
you know people would realize like baja
it’s pretty fucking dude the cost of living here is ridiculous
i’ve been looking at lofts lately now
because i was at this party and it’s dude on the loft
and it was amazing i was like oh
that’s perfect for people that have a lot of shit
you know like loss it’s just a big room you know like it should
be cheaper you know
loss are going for like two three thousand dollars out here
for just
it’s amazing how expensive laughs are yeah you’re weird no
it is weird though how things are real expensive
you know in cities
like new york city apartments are the nuttiest things ever
new york city apartments yeah
that’s is retarded
you have to be like three thousand bucks for a little
tiny place yeah
that’s i mean how do people afford that i mean that’s not
it’s impossible that’s like got to be like a
significant percentage and people go well
you know
i don’t have to have a car because i take the subway everywhere
that’s all well and good but you don’t feel trapped no
you don’t feel tethered to this machine yeah
you really want that
god damn it damn it
the north american unionist gentleman says
pantera thirty three yeah
that’s what it’s supposed to be
it’s supposed to be
a north american union is supposed to be this fucking crazy
how would you describe a new world order conspiracy that
we’re moving towards one world government
and sort of how like in europe they have
the euro that goes through
one money source
that we’re going to do that with the amero in america
and ludobs actually talked about it on cnn
ludobs might be crazy
obama was really interesting when he addressed it
he addressed it during his campaign
he said he sees no evidence for that
you know that
and it makes you wonder
how much do you think they really know
how much do you think i mean who
the fuck does obama answer to what happens when you actually
get an office a cat
that’s the secret there’s this really smart cat
it’s an educated cat with a golden headdress
and it just hits there
obama you must don’t make me turn you an assault bitch yeah
what do you think happens when they get in there
i mean do they meet with the heads of these
gigantic corporation that spends millions of dollars on their
campaign they must they must you know
i mean that’s one of the things that they said about bush
that bush met with
the heads of all these different
energy companies and oil companies
and it’s like common practice that like
it’s common knowledge rather that
policy was dictated after he had these meanings like
they had worked it out
but that’s what i mean how does
anybody not expect that if you pay people
millions of dollars
you give them millions of dollars of your money
to get them into office once they’re an office
i mean you bribe them
i mean you bribed them mm hmm
why would you else you spend millions of dollars
i mean if you’re you know an oil company why
why you given politicians all this money
because you want them to like take it easy on you
you want to you’re bribing them
it’s nuts i mean it’s crazy that that’s legal
it’s great and the supreme court recently just stopped
the cap on spending on it
they said that
they’re like they treated them as an individual
that are corporations like an individual so
they could spend as much money on
campaigns they want that’s crazy
they’re gonna have all kinds of nutty ass
commercials like that talking dog
commercial that they came up with keeping it
obama is put a
spending freeze though on
a lot of the money
last week i thought that was the whole thing
i don’t know he probably talked about it last night well
you know
he was horrified by it i’m sure he was talking about it
but i think that’s also
just because people
were horrified by it i think they just got so greedy
and horrific
that they needed to take a step back they go listen
we fucked up this is
like this is like
you know people
might storm the white house with guns this is getting crazy
like now
you know even people that run the corporations are like really
they’re gonna let us do this
this is is this
democracy is this really with the united states has found it on
you stream this week doesn’t seem like it’s been fucking up
has it been fucking up at all no
you stream looks fine this week does anybody have a problem
with we were ready to jump ship
dirty bitches maybe it was a storm last week
maybe that it could have been the storm last week
it could have been
this you know
obama did right after
the budgets got increased by thirty five percent
that’s what this guy says obama did what
what was the question
we’re saying that obama
put a cap on the spending
he did after the budget get increased by thirty five percent
so they increased it
so they changed it by thirty five percent and then he put a cap
on it so it made it look like he was doing anything
to stop it but really they didn’t is that what you’re saying
well it seems like
the spending freeze is in two thousand eleven he said
it’s all fucking nuts
yeah and that’s why i don’t follow this stupid chance it’s it’s
it’s so
complex politics are so complex that at certain point in time
you have to like look at your resources
you have to look at your life and go how much time do
i have to deal with this shit how much time do
i have to take care of my children
to pay my bills to manage my career
to go to the gym to hang out with my friends
play a couple games of pool how much fucking time
do you have in a day and that’s why
they can just fuck you and keep fucking you that’s why
cigarette and alcohol companies get away with contributing
millions of dollars to a partnership for a drug
free america
and then they make commercials like the one with a talking dog
that tells the girdle stop smoking weed
it’s just corruption and it’s
blatant and it’s right in front of our eyes
i mean the system is so fucked up
that it’s almost like
someone else has to come in and fix it
it’s almost like we’re like lord of the flies
just a giant large scale version of it and we’re just
fucking going crazy
you know we’re allowing corporations and
these dudes to make millions and millions dollars
just by fucking us
all this stimulus money
that went to all these
banks that they don’t have to account for
it’s fucking chaos i mean that is a mad grab for cash
where dudes are saying well
we gotta give them their bonuses we don’t give them
their bonuses they’re gonna leave they’re gonna leave
so that’s why they should get millions of dollars at taxpayers
money while the whole economy melts in front everybody’s eyes
like that’s incredible they’re so
bold that they’re want they want bonuses
while everything’s falling apart and going under
because they have contracts
and then they say whoa we’re gonna lose them
to other corporations like no
you’re supposed to lose them you’re fucking bangfield stupid
holy shit i mean it’s amazing how just blatant they are
it’s almost like it’s so
corrupt that nothing’s gonna fix it and i feel like
when i think about investing my time
and trying to pay attention to it
got for fucking bid trying to do something to fix it it’s like
it’s so fucked up
it would take a hundred lives of a hundred people living
a hundred lives just to bring it back to baseline
just to bring it back to no corruption
you know politics in america are so fucked up and corrupt
and when i talk to people that really know about it
like i know some dudes
who run some big businesses
and i’ve talked to them about politics about what you know
real what campaigns
and what contributing is really all about it’s fucking
horrifying it’s horrifying
it should be all illegal
it should be illegal for politicians to talk
while someone else writes their speeches totally illegal
there’s no way you should be a guy reading a goddamn script
written by twenty experts in english and
you know in the right way to phrase things and great writers
you know how to
you know mimic
some of the responses that people got to
historical speeches you know like
teddy roosevelt was in him
similar situation and this is what he said
and i think we need to address that
and the founding father is this country really
new past we need to address that
and they
calculated so perfectly to make you interesting
we don’t even know who the fuck obama is
we know
that he’s pretty cool common collected but you know until
you see a dude you know
till we have obama doesn’t write a lot of his own shit
though you got to give him that
but it’s all nonsense anyway
if he was talking like that in your house
you would think he’s crazy
what we need to do as a nation
and as individuals and you’d be like
why can’t he just talk to us
why do they have to talk like that
why can’t they get on stage and go listen
there’s a certain age group that’s almost dead
but once they die i think we’re going to be like that i think
so i think so too i think it’s just an age group that
that if we
didn’t do that then people would be like what the fuck you know
maybe eating thirty years of presents gonna be like
you are you know
i think you got a good point yeah
i think you got a good point i think that’s real possible
i mean that age groups just gotta go
and once they’re gone weeds
gonna be legal everybody before the internet pre internet oh
my god you know if you didn’t embrace the internet
god you’re just you’re you’re riding on a buggy man
you’re riding on an animal you know
all that that i mean
can’t we have a president that gets on stage and
talks like a normal human he raps this is the no
i mean a guy who gets on stage and goes well
here’s our situation right
you ever seen that guy
rate kurtz will explain
the singularity and their exponential increase in technology
the ways explains it is like a regular dude
he’s not talking about it
like it’s the future god bless america right
he’s not getting all crazy and dramatic and theatrical
he’s just giving you information
but it’s weird that people
feel like they just have to do that like alex jones even
but that’s it’s a fake drama i don’t mind real drama
i don’t mind if the guy’s talking
if i feel like he’s and you could tell that sincerity
and that’s one of the reasons why they put on that
so obvious fake voice
because it masks in sincerity
that’s what’s the most offensive about politician speeches
when if they had to talk
if they had to go up there and go well what i want to do is i
want first of all
i want to end this war i’m trying to figure out how
we’ve got to get out of afghanistan
first thing we’re gonna do is we’re gonna set up iraq
we’re gonna get out there and
if he said it like a guy who was just talking to you
you would be able to see where the bullshit is
but by masking it in political speech in that speech
you know that mode that speaks
predetermined broadcasters and everyone that we
stand at a crossroads
and when they talk like that it’s
agreed that it’s gonna sound like bullshit
and it masks bullshit
i just thought that up too
these casters totally tweet that so i remember
cause that’s a bit there’s a bit in there somewhere right
yeah was a bit in there somewhere
that’s why they speak speeches like that because
you would if they were speaking like a regular person
you another foolish yeah
but why do the news people and radio stations have to do it
because they’re trying to get that paper
you know what what
if you wants to use was like dude
there was a fire today check this shit out
we filmed this on main street
look at this building that’s all fucked up
first of all it’s really hard
for people to be themselves on camera it takes a long time
but they trained them to be that way
they trained them to have that voice
that’s why the weather person
and the traffic person in every city
all sound the same
they’re on radio
we have to have the certain
that’ll mainstream well
it looks like got clear sailing on the four oh
five yeah
they have a certain way of doing it because that’s you know
it’s sort of like strip club dj’s too it’s like yeah
they’re nervous so they fall into this pattern because it makes
them more comfortable
some some stand up comedians sound like that too
you know some sound of comedians like
you can tell like they’re trying to sound
like a comic like that was a big thing in the eighties
there was a bunch of guys who weren’t saying jack shit
but they were saying it like comics
and they would get laughs there’s a few guys on on nature names
but the eighties was real easy for shitty comedy
a lot of guys like slip through
because there was so much comedy going on
and they never learned how to talk as themselves
they were always like the wacky comedy voice guy
do do do do do for our twenty oh it’s already got four time
is it it for twenty food time
you guys ever talk about
michael lee and hart appointed the repair of the dea no
i don’t know you know what it’s like
it’s the same thing as like open up the doors to mexico
it’s like
i don’t know the solution and the problem with the dea is
really yeah they shouldn’t be
busting people for pot
pot should be legal
but there are some drugs that are fucking terrible for you
you know these real drugs are terrible for you
and a lot of them are sold by fucking pharmacies
all right how about oxycontin you got real problems
what’s that thing we were talking about earlier
the oxycontin express
but these dea guys
and all these they have families they have jobs you know
and this is what they’re doing and
a lot of them signed up to do the right
thing to try to protect communities
and then they get involved in it and i think
that’s when things get squirrely
and you know you do realize that yeah
it is kind of fucking silly that i could tell a guy
can’t do this and i’m gonna lock him in a cage
and you think you’re doing okay
because you’re just doing your job well
if they make pot legal
fit that’s fifty percent of the fuck of people who had prison
for non violent drug offenses do you just immediately
cancel out all their
their their cases and let them out or do you say no
you live in the dark ages
so you’re fucked you know
you lived in the ages when it was illegal
i mean you’d have to let everybody out of jail
you’d have to let like half the people out of jail
what that’s crazy
they’re all fucked up now they’ve been in jail and they’re all
hard they’ve been there for five years they’re fucking angry
unless you’re gonna pay them
how you gonna let them out of jail
you gonna give them millions of dollars
they got all sue okay
so now you got
millions of people
who want millions of dollars
you don’t think the economy is fucked now
let people out make
pot illegal or make pot legal let people out of jail
make the dea closed down
because you’re not gonna go after drugs
it’s like the the web we have already woven it’s so polluted
it’s so hard to
to extradite yourself from it
that’s the right where it’s trying to be smart
imagination of you know i’m saying like try to be
immaculate with my structure
of my linguistics you’re doing a fake speech think
yeah i was doing a fake speech thing
what’s the sickest thing you’ve ever seen you brother
i don’t know what does that mean what’s the sickest thing
i’ve ever seen i’ve seen some sick things
have you been to the ronald reagan museum here in california
no i haven’t you should go pretty crazy
baked and go see pretty crazy that people like when i was a kid
ronald reagan was a hated man when he yeah
because people have convenient memories
when i was a kid amongst
anybody was intelligent i lived in boston
which is a fairly liberal
very intelligent town very you know
high amount of colleges per cap but people are pretty goddamn
smart and boston and
growing up there they
hated ronald reagan when all that iran contra shit was going on
and they made reagan testify about selling oliver and north
i can’t recall
you know when assault the armstyle ran
i can’t recall i don’t recall you don’t reclude
what what the fuck you
talking about
you can’t just sit up there
and say i don’t remember that means you did you fuck yeah
you fucking criminal that guy’s a criminal i mean that guy was
what would your old tell him you don’t remember i can’t recall
that’s crazy there’s a do name
jimmy tingle it was a hilarious boston
comedian who had a great joke about that he goes
here’s a tip mr reagan if you sell arms to people who hate us
jot it down
he goes make a little note put on your refrigerator
today i sold arms to people who hate us
and on that note you fucking felt these savages
i think we’re gonna end this because
we don’t want to overstay our welcome for your four thousand
the perfect four thousand and one viewers
listeners you guys are super cool
thank you very much for tuning in
we will continue this every week
this is i believe five weeks in a row
and you can always
get them you can always download them off this u stream channel
and we are going to look into today
how to fuck we get everything on itunes
and then eventually
what i would like to do
is i would like to do two of these a week
maybe one video
and we’ll do that and put it in we
might do one just straight audio
i’m thinking two weeks could be better than one
i want to do it like
a regular thing and have it
so that you can rss it and subscribe
to it and get it automatically downloaded to your
itunes and all that jazz
fuck flash so that’s what we’re doing
don’t argue it brian okay
it’s not worth it he knows what he’s doing
use flash brine you scumbag well things are getting crazy
alright thank you very much you guys
we really appreciate it and we’ll see you next week
lady yo light up
oh yeah i’m doing this right
sure starts on some living
we’re still here
the people who are still here ladies and gentlemen
we will now broadcast
only an audio
this is the secret session that nobody told anybody about
but because you decided to stick around
and keep your fucking used stream open
you’re here
ladies and gentlemen
we’re gonna keep this bumping
let’s fuck right and i are gonna
we’re gonna fuck my cat and we’re gonna talk for another
another twenty minutes folks why
cause this is a goddamn experiment
i want to see how many people stay on
i want to see how many people listen to us with just a
back beat and brine making cat noises
we’re down to three o nine folks it’s not looking so good
we losing viewers
i think we do our best work in the
post anyway you know people don’t have to watch it live
be honest we’re not answering that many goddamn questions okay
the questions are
coming in like a waterfall
and we’re trying to keep up
but what’s the most important is that
we give you the flow you know
i’m saying we give you the rant we talk to you
we can indicate with our people
what’s going on
i’m committed to you my friend adam crowe we are committed
how high are we
jesus in space
i’m as high as paul abdul is on the ride home from the pharmacy
alright you guys still here we got three
oh three bitches we lost
you know we lost people with itchy trigger fingers
it’s like when you go to the bees
and sometimes you go to the movies and these
don’t sit through the credits
but there’s some funny shit in the
credits like bachelor
the bachelor or the bachelor party
bachelor just called bachelor
bachelor party that fucking are the movie salafinacus movie
oh no no there is a hangover hangover
the hangover you’re talking nineteen seventies
jesus something to know what i’m talking about
i was about a bachelor party
the hangover my apologies put that galfanacus movie
the fucking the end credits are some of the funniest shit
i mean it’s really really hilarious hilarious stuff
so that’s what this is this is the end credits three
oh five
three oh six we’re gaining ladies and gentlemen spread the word
let bitches know
there’s no visual
but there is a funky techno beat and they are still talking
this guy says i’m on here twenty four seven i don’t sleep wow
ernie ms ernie
urine ernim slander you wild man
pet my cat for me listen
i’ll pet my cat when i want to pet my cat you fucking weirdo
pet my cat for you i pet my cat for her okay
you like our funky beat yeah you like that music yeah
i like that it’s big man
this guy says i like radio better than video
personally imagination
i agree with you i think there is something
about that i like listening to the radio too man i love
satellite radio for that very reason
you know satellite radio is the shit but
this is basically satellite radio for everybody
you don’t even have to pay for it
you know i mean i think
satellite radio is awesome and i have
in my car i have serious with the best of xm
so i can get howard stern and i get open anthony
and i get bubble of sponge and i get you know ron and fez
and i can get
potus politics i can get anything
it’s fucking awesome i love it
so because of that
you know
i think what this is though
what this is is even more exciting
because this is like radio that anybody can do
i mean brian
and i are just sitting here in my living room and we got this
fucking microphone that we bought at the mac store and this
is connected to our laptops
i mean it’s so god damn easy we don’t have a crew
and you know i mean if we were like charging you guys
a lot of money and we had you know
we wanted to have some sort of a production
value to this thing yeah
i could understand that but
does that make it any better when you watch the tonight show
so you really give a fuck that there’s
a room full of people there and everybody’s cheering
and do you really give a fuck that there’s a band there
playing whackass music at the intros and outros i mean
what i like about like if i watch letterman
i like letterman interacting with people he’s funny
he’s a fucking funny guy that’s what i like
he could be doing that in his house
and it would be just as interesting
what are you doing you showing people pictures yeah
you go into duncan trestles
facebook page
yes tonight this thursday comedy is dead tonight go
not a good comic a hot date with the wife
add a good comics take her to it
oh no look at these
look at this line
i don’t want to poison
my future baby with oh that is a good lineup damn thug benson
dana gould chris hardwick
nick no nicrol guy buranham
duncan trussell and natasha legro
that’s a good guy that went up yeah
duncan puts on a good show that’s that one
that he does from the funeral
it’s the hollywoods forever cemetery tonight
that’s nutty ap we’re promo and people man we you know
like you know
i’m saying like we got a legions to our friends
but i came to money off that
here’s your two dollars you guys are fagging out now
that there’s no video right
listen fella just because
you have to use your imagination
to masturbate to the sound of my voice now
and you can’t see our pretty faces
doesn’t mean we’re fagging out
because there’s no video
we’re experimenting my friend how weird is that
you guys are fagging out now
oh are you meaning that we’re fagging out
like brian sucking my cock right now when he’s talking
no that’s not what’s going on at all
i’ll let you see a little video real quick as long as you
promise to stop being mean
you promise no
stop being me and i’ll let you see a little more video
fuck you this is radio bitch
this is the u stream
portion of the program we’re down to three hundred viewers
ladies and gentlemen
a lot of people don’t like the whole imagination thing
you’re not down with it
like listen stupid i want to see you
let’s get out of here
these guys says it was a joke joe i know
it was a joke i was joking back
my friend andrew lawrence
i’m just being silly
i know that’s the problem
man you know you know you don’t know me
you listen to me talk shit i meant avatar is horrible
how dare you how dare you
irish temper sixty nine
first of all anybody that has a sixty nine in their name
i automatically have to think about your opinion and go
one of two why are those cocksucking people
i’m looking at below jobs
there’s nothing wrong thing
in front of me my dick would get hard
then this turned to
a gay off
um listen man
unless you’re twelve years old
don’t have sixty nine at the end of your name
and if you
are twelve years old and sixty nine at the end of your name
who touched you
who did that to you
huh already just trying to be silly you just trying to be silly
irish temper i got an irish temper
and i love my dick suck why it’s complete
won’t be happy unless you call me aaron instead of ernie
my apologies i did not mean that aaron oh aaron
nem slander that’s what it is i’m sorry
it’s a check
ladies and gentlemen women are very sensitive they have to be
they raise babies okay
you don’t realize that until you have a few like oh
now i know why they’re like that
because i’m not milking any fucking babies
and i’m saying you need the softer
personality brian
and brian i understand are you trying to have a
baby is this true yes
i’m joining a pregnancy pack
where me and my guy friends we’re all getting together
and there’s this place in pennsylvania with these
girls that all want to have babies
in high school put that away
what you know
i don’t want to watch
this chicken
a fucking foot job turn that off you know like foot jobs
this is my house okay
you’re fucking freak
i brought some dude
that’s totally completely desensitized by the internet
sitting here hanging out
and he just puts on some video
of a chick jerking a guy off with her feet really
that’s okay
you don’t even think twice
you like was there any kids in the room no fuck it
what’s pouring on
you just have that running in the background all the time
while you’re working no
just have porn
i was just gonna show it because like who likes that shit
some people must
some people must be so desensitized they must have porn going
while they’re working like spreadsheets right next to it
cocksucking did that ask for a second second yeah
you saw us for a second
bitch you know we’re not sucking cock now all right
so you cut it with a gay jokes man
it’s really not right down to two hundred ninety
five loyal listeners
ladies and gentlemen
two ninety five
we’re clear in this room back to two ninety six
coming on strong
it’s coming back i’m not even tweeting this
we were trying to get eddie for the show for today yes
my friend andrew lawrence
but eddie is in a plane right now on the way to japan
kim trails all the way kim trails like a motherfucker
our buddy shigeki is fighting in king of the cage in okinawa
so they have to fly over there
to see the fights
is it awkward looking into goldie’s eyes
goldie’s my boy he’s a good man
goldie’s a good man
it’s that’s one of the cool things about doing the ufc
he was
michael berg was telling me that he had a gig once upon a time
that was a dream gig was an awesome gig
but he hated his partner he did not like the guy
so the guy was a deck
and and gold is one of the nicest guys
i’ve ever met he’s such a nice guy
michael berg i mean you know
people say he fucks up a lot like the fucking guys done
a hundred and twenty fucking ufcs all right
is gonna be fuck ups
you’re gonna be able to like go back in
youtube and make a nice clip of him fuck it out for sure but
who cares he’s a nice
fucking guy he does the job he gets in there
he knows he knows what the fuck is going on
he makes it happen
and he’s a cool dude i like him he’s a super friendly guy
so it helps me
i’m working with a nice guy like that
it’s like i look forward to seeing them
broadcast is the new radio i think it is man
i really do i think that this is the future i think
you know i think that what
the only thing that’s separating this
from from regular radio is you don’t have this in your car
yet and that’s coming
it’s diversity come up with internet capable
car stereos and
you’re gonna be able to download podcast
directly to it and a lot of people
they have setups in their car
where they have an ipod and they just
they download people’s podcast on their ipod then they set up
where they the
blog broadcast their ipod through their
car stereo speaker
lot of you have that right
i sit in my car and automatically connects to my iphone
and then i have my whole itunes on my iphone
play through my sink on ford see
that’s what i’m talking about that’s the goddamn future
and it’s gonna be just like a dvr
so you know how you get
you know your tv shows
i mean how often you watch tv shows when they air only
if you’re home
and you’re looking forward to it like a loss or something
like that and you sit through the commercials
but it’s way better to not
do that it’s way better to do it whenever you want it
and to be able to control
it and fast forward it
and if you could download this as an mp three
that’s the shit you’re in the car
and you’re like all
these dumb motherfuckers are talking about mma again
leads fast forward five minutes so what he’s talking about
you know i mean you can do whatever you want with it
it’s yours you got it
you control what
you want to pause it
you can do that you don’t miss anything
you want to rewind it you can do that
how many times have you been listening to someone talk
on the radio and they say some cool
bitch but you don’t know what the fuck
they said you’re trying to write it down
you know everything in your car
you’re in traffic
how cool would it be to rewind the radio well
you can with this this is way superior
to just broadcasting shit plus
there’s not signals in the air that kill the bees
cassette tapes
for life yeah cassettes yo all right ladies and gentlemen
i think that’s about it yeah
i think we’re gonna end this
because brian’s tired and it’s already four forty
so this is two hours and forty minutes
ladies and gentlemen
so we gave you an extra ten minutes of actual fake radio
silence with bubbles and the whole deal you know i’m saying
all right do i get any inspiration let me answer this
though did you get a lot of inspiration from this from
your interaction
tom green
yet i don’t know i don’t know
this thing is moving so fastly
and his stuff this is foons
foons and spork
shit it’s moving so fast
it’s hard to follow chat
yes definitely
we did
i did tom greenshow once and it’s fucking awesome he’s got this
cool ass house
where his whole house is basically like
he’s turned into a studio he’s got this
killer setup where he’s got like servers in his house
i mean his house is really like the center of it all
it’s like we’re using u stream and u stream obviously has
you know some
servers set up somewhere
but we’re just kind of connected to them
and broadcasting to you
tom green’s got that shit all out of his house it’s just
really kind of a crazy expensive way to do it yeah well
it made sense
before all these
websites like eastern came around now it’s kind of like well
you don’t have to do it how is he doing
how’s tom marine showed doing people still watching it
i think it’s paper view now
or something like that i think it’s the paper view is
the footage the archives
and i think
it’s hard to figure out how to make money with this stuff
you know that’s what it is with these guys like tom green
trying to figure out how to make money with it
you know i think it’s kind of tricky he’s doing
comedy now he’s doing like stand up comedy tours
so yeah we got a lot of inspiration from all this stuff
there’s a lot of cool shit on the internet
you know the internet is where i spend a lot of my time
it’s where brian spends a lot of his time
and we think that this is the future
i mean i just got a thing for my car
yesterday i got a new car yesterday i got a m three bmw m three
it’s the shit
and i got a thing where i can hook up my ipod to it it’s awesome
so my playlist showed up in
the on screen the screen
and i could scroll through it and pick songs i want it’s so much
better than the radio
it’s awesome you know it’s just
you can control i mean you can have
so much shit there’s so many interesting things
you download books on
tape there’s so much shit that you can throw at an ipod
you know instead of like
scanning through the radio it’s like
i mean you don’t even get a guide
it’s like
it’s like watching the tv by just flipping the channels you
know you kind of know what’s going to be on
because you memorized it
do you have all these gay apples
all right ladies and gentlemen thank you very much
and we will see you next week
next week when i try to do it on
and like i said we’re gonna have the shit up on itunes soon
thank you very much thank you