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talk to you
see what the fuck’s going on
out there in the
wild world of Twitter
thank you everybody that
tuned in to the show we did yesterday on Serious
I did a show for an hour yesterday on Raw Dog
and I’m gonna try to do that more often cause it’s fun
and it’s just
it’s fun just to do even for a goof but it’s a
great way to
promote gigs and
you know get things cracking
not this weekend
as in tomorrow and Saturday and
Sunday but next weekend next Friday
not exactly
should a date I’ll be at Gotham I think it’s the 26th
what’s today’s date
7 days yeah the 26th
the 26th I’ll be at Gotham
for 2 shows in
New York City I don’t get to New York City very often
I only go there like once
every year and 1/2 2 years
and it’s already almost sold out so if
you want to get tickets you got to hop on that shit now
Gotham Comedy Club in New York City
you know how to use the Google Sun
I would throw up
links but if you really want to go you’ll figure it out
right so get
Eddie on my podcast I will definitely
Brian was supposed to be my lips are very
shiny today
Brian was supposed to be here
today for this one but he got held in traffic and
he’s getting
he’s getting boned by the IRS
he owe some back
taxes pay your
taxes bitches
that’s Uncle joe’s advice for the day pay your fucking
taxes the worst
thing is when the IRS
like signals you out
singles you out as a guy who’s not paying
taxes and then they just
crawl up your asshole and look around
the tax laws are so
gross the whole
thing is so gross
the idea that you have to pay such a
giant percentage
of what you make to do
to keep more people
arresting people
for buying pot to do what to fix the streets is that
where the fuck is the
money going god damn it
our machine is just too goddamn big
you know when you get to a certain amount of
money you get into a
48% tax bracket you know
that’s when
you have to pay half of what you make half
literally that’s crazy
and the crazy
thing is just
the people who make the more
money the more
money you make rather the higher percentage
you have to pay
so not only do you pay more
money just because you make more
money which seems
that seems rational to me
but the fact that you pay a higher percent
that’s just like saying
listen we know you got it fuck you give us the money
I mean it’s really that simple
it doesn’t make any
sense that someone who makes more money
somehow or another uses
a higher percentage of resources
that’s completely unfair it makes no sense but
people just accept
it they just accept it and just take it in the ass
and the machine
keeps rolling
on there will be no end
or will there
we’ll go to
first the twitter
to check it out the twitter feed that is on
the ustream page
which is you
stream dot TV channel
slash Joe Dash Rogan
live which will
that’s where you’re at
and then I also go to forums
Joe Rogan net that’s my website
and there’s
forum up there
dedicated to this particular
or rather a threat
dedicated to this
particular broadcast
and so I’ll answer some questions from there too you
pull out of Iran
afghan and you’d save a fortune yeah what is that
you know that’s a
I mean that’s a simple way of looking at it
right CMC Dermo 73
it’s a simple
way looking at everybody says pull out but
why the fuck are we there in the
first place like what is going on
you know I mean is it as simple as
you know we’re over there because we need to keep
these terrorists from becoming
strong we need to go and attack them at their base
okay if that was what was agreed
that that’s the reason why we’re there
but there’s a lot of people that say that
doesn’t make any sense
there’s a lot
of people that say there’s very few Taliban
that are actually left in Afghanistan that we have
other motives
and that these motives
might be the
natural gas pipeline that runs through Afghanistan
which everybody
apparently has been trying to
control for years or
they’re also very overlooked and
a subject that people like
they kind of poo poo
and they make it seem like it’s not that big a deal
is the opium market
Afghanistan produces
some 90 something percent of the entire
world’s opium
the entire world’s
Poppy sees the entire
world’s heroin
more than 90
of it is produced in Afghanistan
that’s fucking
crazy right
you hear about that you like that’s
there’s a lot of goddamn
money in heroin
there’s a lot of goddamn
money in opium
I mean if all of it is being produced
literally almost all of it in this one place like
someone’s making some fucking
money off that it’s not like
the US got in there and they stopped making heroin
no there’s more heroin now heroin
apparently you talk to people no
you know I know people do heroin
and they they say there’s more heroin
and it’s easier to get now
you know what the fuck man wait
what is really
going on then you find out that the President
of Afghanistan this is
absolute fact
president of Afghanistan his brother
was being paid
by the CIA for years
like our government dollars
were going to pay
the brother
of the president
of Afghanistan who’s in the
Poppy business
this guy is
involved in the opium
trade this guy is involved in the heroin
trade and he’s
an employee of the CIA
like really is it that blatant
is that obvious
there’s for sure there’s 1t
of fucking corruption
when it comes to the higher
levels of government
but are they really selling drugs
are they really doing it that openly
it seems ridiculous
right it seems like there’s no way that
could be possible
there’s no way it
could be that corrupt if it was we would have
heard about it
but when you
start researching the history of the CIA
like they’ve been accused of doing this forever
not just accused
of doing this but people who don’t make any sense like
crazy people and you know
internet conspiracy theorists but no they’ve been
accused of doing
it by people who used to work for the CIA
they’ve been accused of doing
it by people who’ve actually just flown in the drugs
there’s a great case
about a guy named
Barry Seals from Mina Arkansas
this guy used to
drive and fly into
Mina Arkansas
and drop off big packages of cocaine
I think we talked
about this before
I talked about this before and anyway
these 2 kids
inadvertently were there when the cocaine got dropped
they witnessed
what had happened
so they took
these kids and they murdered them
and they left their bodies on the train tracks
and the excuse the official excuse that the
police used was that these kids had gotten high
and that they had fallen asleep on the
plane tracks because they were on drugs
well the mothers
of the kids
forced autopsies the parents forced autopsies
they didn’t want to do autopsies but they forced
them and they got them done and it turns out that
these kids had been murdered
they had been
stabbed multiple times
before they had been put on these
train tracks
so then the investigation
goes further and it turns up this guy named
Barry Seals was a CIA employee
and there’s you know
documented this guy’s got a
great long history
with the CIA
there’s you know tons of
pictures there’s tons of
you know documentation on this guy and this guy
was flying in drugs from
South America
and that’s what he did he did it for the CIA
and right when he was
about to go testify the guy gets murdered
he gets assassinated
with George bush’s
phone number in his pocket
so there’s that guy there’s another guy
named Michael Rupert and Michael Rupert
has a website now and he’s got a bunch of books on
the whole situation but his
story is that he was working for the LAPD
I’m not sure if he worked in
narcotics but he’s involved somehow or another
in some narcotics case
and it turns out that the CIA was involved
and the CIA
was protecting
these people and the CIA was selling drugs and he
went to try to report it
they squashed
everything and he just went public with everything and
he gets very little attention I mean it’s really
shocking how little attention he gets
but he’s a fascinating dude
this Michael Rupert guy he’s got a couple
really fascinating books
I think the End of the Rubicon is one and
that’s the one I’ve read and there’s he’s got
he’s got a few other ones so basically like
going into great depth and detail all of his research
on the CIA and their involvement in drugs
why why would they do that why
would our government do that
fucking there’s a lot of goddamn money in it
I think they could justify that either so much money
involved in drugs and someone’s
gonna make that money people are addicted to drugs
like why don’t we make that money and at least that
money is being made by the good guys I mean that’s like
the most idealistic
point of view
make sure your kids don’t do drugs
make sure no one he loves
does drugs but let’s be honest
there are people out there that are
gonna do drugs and if anybody
should make the money it should be the good guys
I can see people falling for that
but the bottom line is
it’s all greed it’s all
this nasty evil
greed that’s the whole reason why some drugs are
legal and some drugs are illegal it’s because when
they make them illegal they can control what you do
bacon you can’t control
things that are really easy to grow like marijuana
it’s one of the main reasons why marijuana
is illegal is because it’s so goddamn easy to grow
you can just
plant seeds out in a
field that will grow on its own
you don’t even need to help it
I mean it’s a really hardy plant
and I know a lot of
morons that grow pot
and when you know it’s an easy
thing to do like that you can’t control that
you know they’re not
gonna be able to control it there’s
gonna be people selling it left and right
they’re not
gonna get taxes from that because people are just
gonna exchange cash or whatever the fuck they’re
gonna do with it
you’re not gonna be
able to wrap something up the way that you can wrap up
oxycontins or something like that
you know it’s very difficult to produce an oxycontin
you know they like that they don’t like heroin
heroin is just like what are you doing you’re
growing a plant
and then you’re
scraping some shit off the
plant and you’re selling
no stop that’s illegal
we won’t let you do that
but we will let you buy
these pills
that are basically the same goddamn
thing they’re just made by a
pharmaceutical company and they process it
and they make this orally
ingestible heroin
and that’s what
Oxycontin is
I mean it literally they call it hillbilly heroin
it’s fucking heroin
it really is heroin
you’re just eating it
you’re eating it in a pill form just like
Marinol is THC
in a pill form
that stuff’s supposed to suck
I’ve talked to people that say that
first of all
thc’s only one active element in marijuana there’s a
whole bunch of it’s way better to get the actual
stuff from the plant
you know I don’t know if that’s true with heroin
I’ve never done heroin
I’ve never done Marinol either
I wouldn’t do
heroin I’m scared of anything that’s addictive
but if I was a
musician I might
consider it I
might I might
snort a little
every now and then you know
write down once
today and never
again or something
try to convince myself that somehow or another I
wouldn’t be addicted I don’t know
how addictive it really is
I hear varying reports
know that the problem I have with whenever
someone talks
about things being addicted
and not being addicted is that
alcohol is addictive
you know people get addicted to alcohol
but I’m not addicted to it so I don’t get that
I mean I can
I could if someone told me
right now I
could never have another beer or another
glass of wine for the rest of my life I’d be like
okay I mean I
enjoy it I like
having a shot
every now and then with my friends just to get fucking
crazy a shot before a show is fun but
realistically it’s not that important
you know I don’t need it
it’s not really addictive to me
but to some people it is
okay is that the case with heroin
is that the case with
cigarettes seem
to be the one they’ve got the most wired
cigarettes seem to be the one they they can addict
the most people to
you know because there’s a lot
of people that don’t get addicted to the normal stuff
like there’s a lot of people that
drink coffee
and they drink it all the time but they can just quit
and doesn’t bother them at all
and there’s some people that they
if they don’t have coffee
every day they’re fucked
those people are addicted to caffeine
when I was writing my blog I was writing a
monthly blog
right before I recorded my
my Spike TV comedy special
I wanted to make sure I kept my
brain like real sharp
and I said well the best
way to do that is to perform as much as I can but also
write as much as I can so I forced myself
into writing
a blog every day for a
whole month and
when I did that you know I was
drinking a lot of coffee
and I was drinking French
press coffee
where it’s like it’s really fucking strong
you know and I make it
strong too I like it I like a
strong cup of coffee
but the problem is I was
drinking this shit like 2
3 cups a day
and then I did it like
30 days in a row
and there’s one
point in time
where I didn’t
drink it for a day and I had a headache
and it was like oh
like my brain was
getting accustomed
to having all these
stimulants in it
and I realized okay this is not good I
gotta stop that shit
lately I’ve been
drinking tea
Brian turned me out to this thing
this is like this
you put the tea
leaves in there and then you put the
water in there
and you can it like
you don’t have to like have a tea bag you get like
fresh tea leaves taste good
it’s just like I Sometimes I need something warm to
drink it’s like
it’s just like
like my friend
Tate he says the best he said
coffee is like a warm hug
but I got addicted to coffee
but I mean I was only addicted for a couple days
a couple days I’m not
drinking it just
drinking water and
everything is back to normal
again luckily
but this is 30 days in a row
not 30 years in a row you know I couldn’t imagine that
but cigarettes
seem to be the one that they’ve got the
most nailed as to how to just get you fucking hooked
you know um
there’s a an
article that I read recently
where they were discussing
all the different additives that the government
allows them to put into cigarettes
and there’s 599 of them
how fucking nuts is that
there’s 599 different chemicals
and you look at them
unless you’re some sort of a
pharma chemist
sort of a character you’re not
gonna have any idea what the fuck they are
and there’s
599 of them in cigarettes
I’d say was just supposed to be fucking tobacco
like what the fuck is
going on what is that
I mean is it a preserve
are they preservatives is it
is it like that
Russell Crowe
movie The Insider
is all that
shit actually designed to make it more addictive
it’s one of the most damning
things I think
about politicians is that they
never talk about
cigarettes you know
they always want to talk
about the ill
you know the
bad drugs out there and you know this terrible
thing that can
happen if your kids get involved in drugs but
nobody wants to ban
cigarettes like nobody ever says that
and it’s because
those fucking tobacco companies
spend a bankroll
they spend a fuckload of money
all right what else
let me go to the questions here
there’s a lot of questions and they keep moving fast
and I’m a rambling motherfucker
Joe wear a different
color shirt in the UFC broadcast next time no
no I like wearing black shirts
and I get them for free
I get clothes from Affliction for free
send me some cool shit
so that I don’t make fun of them anymore
I like their stuff I like some of their stuff
there’s there was some
Scully stuff that was just a little too Scully
and flaming for me
but I got a pair of the dragon jeans
they got dope leather jackets too
and I like their
the Japanese styled stuff they had all that
I forget the man’s name
tattoo artist designed a bunch of
t shirts for them that were really fucking cool
like right up my alley like
tiger versus samurai type
stuff I got a bunch of those I love those
but apparently that that guy
he was selling his same designs to a couple different
t shirt companies they had to
get rid of them because it’s
some sort of a copyright
lawsuit thing going on
affliction crows are fucking brutal
ed Hardy is the most brutal to me
ed Hardy should assassinate John from John K 8
because that guy single handedly
made Ed Hardy
shirts like that is just like that’s the gold
stamp bang douchebag
like when that guy started wearing it everywhere
like I think Ed Hardy was probably paying him
but little did they know that
that just put the fucking the Douche
label on the Ed Hardy
there’s a chick that’s a
one of the morning DJs in Denver
her name is Missy
and she calls them douche capes
which is the perfect way to describe them douche caves
okay I’m
glad you guys liked the Raw dog show that was fun
that was real fun am I coming to Australia anytime
again soon I’ll be in Australia next time the
UFC is gonna be there
I really can’t fly over there
just to fly over there
I don’t have the time
it’s too long 16 fucking hours in the air
I enjoyed the shit out of it though I had a
great goddamn time
that strongest man dude that’s gonna fight Tim Sylvia
Aaron Davies
ask me a question
there’s this guy Pujanowski he’s like one of the
he won strongman competition like many times and he’s
scheduled to fight Tim
Sylvia who’s a former UFC Heavyweight Champion
I’m looking that fight and everybody’s like
going oh I want to see this fight this is a
great fight is a great fight like
Tim said we can fight
like just kids ray Mercer knocked him out just cuz
like he’s lost to a couple different guys like Fade or
there’s a big goddamn difference between
losing the Fade or and losing to a guy’s had one fight
and he’s really good at lifting shit
that guy’s gonna get his ass handed to him if
Tim Sylvia loses that
fight there’s something
wrong he’s got something
wrong with him and he probably shouldn’t
fight anymore
I think Tim
Sylvia should be able to keep that dude at bay
I mean all he is is big and strong
I mean I just cannot see a world
where Tim Sylvia
doesn’t bomb on that guy as he’s coming in
you know I mean I
could be wrong
he could just get
completely overwhelmed
by the power but
technique is more important than
power and fighting
and if one guy I mean
you can hate on Tim
Sylvia all you want the guy was the
UFC Heavyweight
Champion and he wasn’t because he sucked
go watch his
fight with Rico Rodriguez
you know watch
watch some of his
fights you know
watch when he head kicked
Trey Teligman
he’s fucking dangerous man Tim Sylvia
is one of the most
underrated and
underlook guys yeah he got
knocked out by Ray Mercer
but guess what
ray Mercer connects on your head like that everyone’s
going out he
definitely fucked up and he
definitely didn’t
fight smart in that
fight without a doubt
but you can’t
write him off just because of one performance he’s
still accomplished a lot of dangerous
shit he’s always been a sucker for that overhand
right that’s what
I shouldn’t say
a sucker but he’s getting hit gotten hit with it before
Randy Couture
dropped him with it
that’s where Alowski hit him with
and that’s also
obviously what Ray Mercer hit him with you know
he’s got a lazy jab they said
but I think
that Pujinowski guy
is like wow
you’re jumping into the deep end of the pool son
you know Tim
Sylvia is not that old Tim Sylvia
has had some
tough fights but
not that much
no I think that’s
gonna be a real
tough fight for that Pujnaski guy I
could be wrong
I could be wrong
he might do
those running fucking leg kicks like he did to that
other dude we just
basically ran out like a bull
but that other guy
comparing him to Tim
Sylvia it’s just ridiculous
he’s smaller
he’s not as nearly as experienced he’s just a boxer
I mean there’s so many differences between
the first guy you fought and
fighting the UFC
champ that’s fucking
that’s pretty
crazy he might not even get to him because he’s got a
fight in between then he’s got a fight
before that I think in
April he’s fighting
someone else and then he’s
gonna fight Tim
Sylvia right
after that he
might not beat that guy that he’s
fighting April
I mean if a guy knows how to
fight it’s a
just a big goddamn difference between a guy who’s just
strong he’s
gonna leave openings man
you know if he
leaves opening someone’s
gonna catch him
and if someone’s
gonna catch him he can’t put muscles in your face and
you know I mean I don’t know exactly what kind of a
background he has in
fighting other than being
super strong but
didn’t look like much he looked real stiff
I mean once he hits you if he gets a hold of you
starts hitting him
you’re fucked but
it’s all that before he gets a hold of you
stuff that’s like it’s all
herky jerky
all muscle no technique
it’s I think it’s
gonna be interesting
but when you’re a guy’s that
strong let’s do a
learn a few techniques get them really good and fuck
I mean you’re talking
about a guy that
literally is the one of the
strongest men
to walk the planet
you know if you could
teach that guy
teach that guy some some
solid wrestling
teach that guy like it just a good amount
you know just a few moves
just teach them how to keep his hands up
close the distance
teach them some take downs and
teach them to get on top of dudes and just
smush their fucking head
you know a guy like that if you
taught him some shit
he would only need a few
things just because he’s so goddamn
strong a few
things he would be able to beat a lot of guys
but Tim Sylvia
who I don’t know
about that son
I don’t know
about that son
let’s see what else we got here
I watched a video today of a dude who
cut his fucking balls off
the dude somebody posted it on my message board and
this guy it says something crazy Ozzy man or deranged
Ozzy man that’s the thread cuts his balls off
this guy tied
a rubber band around his balls
until his balls
like literally died
like they turned like like dead and gray
and then he hacked his balls off with a knife
really do you
want to see it if you want to see it you know what I’ll
throw the link
I just let everybody know that it’s fucking
completely disgusting there’s no way you
should really be
watching this
but if you want to
I will copy the link
and I’m gonna post it on twitter
and I’m gonna say do not watch this
I just posted on Twitter
don’t watch it
you don’t need to unless
unless someone has done you wrong unless you’re unless
maybe Sandra Bullock is out there Sandra
I know that you’ve had some tough times recently
and I saw recently
online the photos
of this young lady that
Jesse James allegedly has had an affair with and
you might want to watch the video
of the guy cutting his
balls off the rest of you know but this is a message to
Sandra both
you need to know sweetie
that there’s a
broad spectrum
to human beings and
human behavior and it’s
you know life isn’t
what you see at the
craft service
table when everyone’s kissing your ass on the set
there’s a lot of
crazy shit out there
and this crazy
fucking skank
with a tattoo on her forehead
fucked your husband
it’s a mad world it’s a
fucking mad world
if you looked at Sandra Bullock
and you looked at Jesse James
you know you’d say well you know he’s a
rough fucking
handsome character and she’s a beautiful
woman and they make great couple
and I showed you this
freak with the tattooed on her head
this this crazy bitch that he’s apparently been banging
and I said what would the odds you think that he would
cheat on her for her
going what the fuck is that
no he’s Jesse
James right this guy’s a fucking TV star he’s
married to Sandra Bullock he’s not
gonna fuck this crazy bitch with a tattoo on her head
but yeah he did
and why did
he do it because people are fucking deranged people are
crazy they can’t help themselves
they’re looking
for something
to fucking just just to blow energy out somehow
just what are they gonna do
do some drugs
cheat on their wife
drive too fast
get a motorcycle
what the fuck are they
gonna do you know if you read
Tiger woods’s
stuff and I can’t fucking help it
some new scan came out with all his twitters
are not not as
twitter as text messages that he sent to her I’m like
first of all
what kind of a relationship did he have with
these girls that they would
wanna put his
like did even
or was even friends with them
it seems like
these girls like
don’t even like
they didn’t even talk to him
it seems like you know like it was this this
thing was just all fucking
and because of that I
think they were like
they felt slighted
and that’s what I’m
getting out of this I’m getting that they felt slighted
you know that here’s this guy with like the most
squeaky clean
image in the
world and this
image is what he used to make 1t of money
and you know he’s like a
super successful guy
at the most you know like lucrative
sport in the
world and the
sport the most connected to
money to big businesses to
mean so many
like it’s so important
to be like the best golfer ever oh my God it’s just
such a huge
thing like to
market and sell that and so here was this guy
and meanwhile he’s just a
dirty bitch
just talking
about taking it out of their ass
stuff it in
their mouth like
that was in his text like this
motherfucker was
crazy you know
it’s it’s pretty
clear that it’s
it’s more than just
oh you know he
thought he could get away with it
oh you know he’s just a man and men are
no no no no he was
deranged all
right people are crazy
he was getting a wild thrill
from doing this
that he wasn’t supposed to be doing
it was all like naughty shit he wanted to piss on girls
he was saying I want to give you a golden shower
but the crazy thing is
Tiger Woods was sent attacks I want to
stuck my cock in your ass
then put in your
mouth like whoa
tiger whoa like
man if you’re
gonna send a text like that to someone you
gotta make sure that that person’s your friend
you know I’m saying
you can’t just
if you’re fucking
Tiger Woods
you can’t just go send and text like that to people
you know you
gotta go hey um if I
sent you a text and it’s really
crazy will you promise me that you won’t sell this
later you gotta say something
you can just
just fucking free ball like that tiger
just tiger was have any fucking friends
cause I feel like if he had any friends they were
going dude what are you doing
like you’re banging waitresses and people are watching
you know like you
gotta you gotta take it down a notch
you know you know get
you know get a hooker who has something to lose
but who has something to lose in
comparison to him though nobody
if you’re a guy like that you can really
never trust anybody
you know if that’s what you’re doing if you’re
a wild guy that likes to
cheat on your wife and you’re a fucking billionaire
super squeaky
clean character
who the fuck can you trust
like that guy
man what a predicament
he would have to go somewhere
where they didn’t know who he was
he’d have to go to like Malaysia to
cheat poor fella
poor fella
what do I think of James Tony
I’m disturbed by James Tony
his recent speeches
you know oh
I don’t know
what’s going on with him physically
you know I don’t know I mean I
guess he wants to fight heavyweight
I’ve heard that he says he wants to fight Brock Lesnar
if that’s the case I
think maybe the best thing to
do to get this over with is just give him Brock Lesnar
you know I mean if
James Tony loses to somebody
the way I look at it is like
James Tony obviously
all the respect in the
world as a boxer all time
really one of the
craftiest guys to come
along in decades
and a guy who really utilized that old
Archie Moore shoulders
shoulder roll
style like had a real
classic old
timers boxing
style like real good at
like rolling with
punches then coming back like his counter
right hands
against John Ruiz
there’s like a YouTube
clip of them like you see how beautiful his timing was
and like when
he just destroyed a Vander Holyfield in in their
fight man he’s a SO
he’s so skillful as a boxer very very
skillful but
there’s so much more to MMA
than just boxing and I’m not hearing
about him going to American Top Team
I’m not hearing about him
going to Team Quest
I’m not hearing
about him going to
you know to like high
level camps
to work with big
wrestlers they’re
gonna try to take him down because
otherwise I’m hearing him say
he’s gonna fight Brock
Lesnar I’m hearing
one of 2 things
I’m either hearing he
doesn’t give a fuck he’s just here to get paid
or I’m hearing
he is crazy
and he thinks that he’s
gonna be able to stop Brock
Lesnar from taking him down
by hitting him with a punch
either one is not
good because one of them means he’s delusional that he
doesn’t really
understand what this is all
about and the
other one means that he’s just
guy was looking for money
either one is not that good
I don’t know you know
I don’t know
boxing is a
tough goddamn game
and when you’ve been in it as long as
James Tony has
even though he
doesn’t take that much punishment
you know you got
you got to realize
these guys at a certain
point time and
you know they only have
you only have a certain amount more
punches you can take you know
at a certain
there’s a finite number and
after that number you’re fucked
you know and I think
the thing with
James Tony is he has
this incredible
confidence in his hands
and he really
truly believes that if
a guy like Brock Lesnar
tries to take him down
that he’s going to be able to connect and with
those little
gloves he’s
going to put him to sleep
I think it looks a lot easier than it is that’s what I
think I think if he starts training
with high level guys
he goes and you know work out with
King Mo work out with some like high
level wrestlers and see how easy it is for
those guys to take you down
you think you’re just
going to catch it with an uppercut
you can’t throw punches the same way
when you’re worried about a guy taking you down
the timing is not the same
you can’t stand the same way
if you stand the same way they’re going to
kick your legs out
and they’re going to take you down easy
so you have to change your stance
so you now have to change your
stance as a boxer
you have to constantly be thinking about sprawling
constantly be
thinking about getting your under hook set
it’s not the same sport it’s not
the punching ability that he has
is a huge plus
and it’ll definitely if anybody
stupid enough to not try to take him down
and just box with him
you’re gonna get your clock cleaned
you know for sure he’s gonna hit you with some precise
counter punches
he’s gonna take advantage of little tiny
minute openings
because really he’s such a high
level boxer we don’t see that high level
striker in the octagon he can make a guy look foolish
if somebody chose
some crazy boxer
you know in the
UFC a guy who’s got good hands
chose to try to
stand up just stand up with James Tony
he would make them look like a fool
he really would
really demoralized that he would talk shit to them
he would he would
start to what
bitch what bitch want some more this bitch boom
and he would keep just land and
punches on you he will fuck your world up
but I don’t
think they’re gonna do that I think guys are
gonna do one or 2
things they’re
gonna kick the living fuck out of his legs
or they’re just
gonna take him down
and I don’t think he’s
gonna stop that
I don’t think he’s
gonna stop that
I don’t think you know
if he got like
a big jiu jitsu guy gets all of them like a like
like Nepal Gabriel Gonzaga
Gabriel Gonzaga got a Holy
Jesus Christ
he might just start
breaking pieces of them off
you know and if
God help him if Brock
Lesnar wants to take him down
you can’t you can’t just
catch that guy with a punch
that’s not enough okay
that’s enough for your average regular human
Brock Lesnar
that’s a freak of a man
that’s like
the high end of the genetic spectrum
where you like you
know you can have a dude who looks like Ichabod Crane
you know you
could have a dude who looks like you know
like who is
Olive oil in that Popeye
movie what’s that
bitch’s name
bitches I’m so mean Shelly something another
whatever her name is real just think of
Lindsay Lohan
you can have a Lindsay Lohan
frame you know
a Paris Hilton
frame a little
skinny body or
you have the high end
you have Brock
was there some
weird instance
where you know Vikings fucked Vikings for
generation after
generation and
their warrior
bloodlines were passed on
and this motherfucker living in the woods in Minnesota
you know he
got the best of the best fucking head is that big
you know I mean that guy for sure has good
wrestling for sure works very hard on his technique
and all that’s well and good
but at the end of the day that
motherfucker is a barbarian
the reason why he’s so fucking good
he is a direct descendants
from ancient
giant warriors from thousands of years ago
that ain’t a regular dude man you ain’t
gonna just be able to
punch that guy and send him home packing
he’s gonna eat your
punch and he’s
gonna pick you up in the air like you’re a pillow
and you’re gonna feel
so bad you’re
gonna feel terrible
the feeling that you’re
gonna have of helplessness
and hopelessness
when that fucking gorilla
grabs a hold of you and yanks you up in the air and
smashes you and then gets on top of you
and starts boom boom
those big fucking
lunch box fists
that’s a wrap son
you’re done
okay you’re not
you’re not gonna jab and
shoulder roll your way away from Brock
Lesnar he’s gonna
fuck you he’s
gonna do whatever he wants to you
he’s gonna have you work for him you’re
gonna own him
he’s gonna be he’s
gonna be your master he’s
gonna put a dog collar on you
he’s gonna do whatever the fuck he wants do you not
understand that
like that guy can do whatever he wants to you
if we didn’t live
in this civilized culture
thousands years ago everyone that Brog Lesnar
fought would be
chained up in his yard they
would work for him
and they would just hope and pray that Brock
doesn’t get
angry and decide to fuck you up today
you know that’s
that’s a scary dude man
you know is he the best guy in the
world I don’t know he’s
gotta fight Fade
or he’s gotta fight
Shane Carwin you know
we gotta see what happens we
gotta see what happens with fucking Kane
Velasquez Kane
Velasquez is a
motherfucker whoa
that guy’s frighteningly talented
frighteningly talented and frighteningly
dedicated you know incredible technique too and
everything he does
his punches his takedowns his kicks
everything is perfect technique there’s no fluff in
his technique there’s no fat
you know there’s no like excess movement
like the way he
throws leg kicks goddamn beautiful
just perfect technique
the way he throws
punches same thing
everything is perfect technique
his endurance is like
second to none
you know I’m super
super impressed with Kane
Velasquez I
think he’s just amazing
you know the big question is
does all that amazing cardio
and technique
and discipline
does that make up for the
Great White Warrior
you know does it make up for that big fucking
freak of a monster like Brock Lesnar
you know that’s an
angry motherfucker dude
when a dude beats your ass like you did to Frank Mir
and then still
get to the fucking camera
start screaming fuck yeah
fucking he’s
screaming and spits coming out of his
mouth and his
mouthpiece is falling out you like what the fuck
you just beat his ass and you’re still mad
and then he gets in
Frank mirror’s face you fucking talking shit and
like whoa like that’s
that is a guy who’s got a lot of pent up shit
I mean when you’re
290 fucking plus
pounds of muscle
and your body’s
covered with
swords he’s got like
swords and skulls
and death it’s all like axes and
swords and destruction
it actually says kill em all on his
lower back he’s got
a like a tramp
stamp that says kill
em all em all
whoa who’s that there for
it’s a scary fucking dude man that’s a real
angry motherfucker
and it’s real interesting to see
you know I would love to I really want to see him
versus Phaidor that is
a very very intriguing
fight to me because
they represent such
polar opposites
in Phaidor you have a guy that’s you know a relatively
small heavyweight
he’s just about 6ft tall
he weighs about 230
and he’s got a considerable amount of fat on them
I mean I would say like probably at least 20
pounds of fat like he’s got a lot of jiggly fat
he doesn’t try to lose weight at all
you know he just says I’m a
heavy weight this is it this is what I
weigh I’m gonna fight as a heavy weight
you know there’s a
broad contrast between him his personality
you know he’s very
stoic you you never see any expression out of him
I mean everybody
like comments on the fact that the dude like
never seems angry
never makes a mean face
never seems hurt
no matter if he’s cut or no matter
if he’s got the guy hurt and he’s finishing him off
he’s just got this dead expression
whereas Brock
Lesnar is gigantic
has to cut weight to make 265
he’s a guy who you know
is at the very top of the weight
class and he’s a guy who is just
flooded with emotion
flooded with anger
flooded with
expression I mean he wears
he is you know one of
those no nonsense
motherfuckers he wears who he is out on his sleeve
you know and he likes to talk a little shit and he gets
angry at people and he likes to
swear and you
know I mean he’s a
he likes to
stick the bird out the audience and
you know when they boom fuck you you know
he’s a totally different dude
I’d be very curious to see
those 2 approaches and see
which one would
ultimately prevail
because it’s really not
I mean it is fair but
it’s not fair because Brock is so much goddamn bigger
Brock is a lean 265
and when he’s
265 he’s cutting a little weight to get down there
you know he’ll drop some
water weight like
maybe 10 15 pounds
you know to get down so he’s inflated
you know well up
to like 280 by the time he actually gets in the octagon
you know just
solid as a fucking
house at 280
whereas Phaidor
you know at 230 that’s 50
pounds less is not nearly a solid
you know Phaidor
at 230 is you know he’s jiggly
you know it
doesn’t matter if
he connects to your face you know he’s a badass puncher
his jiu jitsu
is fantastic his grappling is fantastic he’s
great off of his back but
there’s a that’s a big difference man
you know when all
things are equal
and I’m not saying they are
skill wise because I do not believe they are I
think Phaidor is more
skillful and has more options to win the fight
but Brock is so fucking big
he’s so much bigger when you’re talking
about £50 of
bone and muscle
50 fucking pounds
that’s a significant advantage
and then on
top of that you’re dealing with a guy who’s this
freak athlete
you know it’s not just that he’s big
like big and lumbering like they’ve had guys that were
big and lumbering dudes that have fought in MMA
before they were
never like this
the way Brock moves he moves like a
light guy even though he’s a
giant guy he’s
a freak athlete you know
I mean he really is the descendants
of some fucking
crazy warrior tribe
and that’s why he’s got all this
angry energy to him that shit’s genetic
a lot of it gotta be
so that’s my answer that question
all right that was the going off of the
you stream shit so I’m gonna go to the
Joe Rogan net forum
we’ll see what kind of questions we got up in that
bitch we got 2 pages of questions
and a lot of them are joke questions
jokey jokey joke let’s say
Bebe Jones says hey Joe what do you know
is that a rhetorical question
I know I know I know not enough my friend
I know not enough nor do any of us that is the great
unfortunate truth
I say yeah how do you feel
about the Pope
knowing that child sex abuse was going on
and he didn’t say anything
about it when he was a priest in Germany
I think they’re all fucking freaks
I think there’s only one way you can be a guy who
dedicates your entire life to not having sex
the only way is your sexual deviant
there’s something wrong with you
I don’t I don’t believe there’s any priest
that aren’t really completely fucked up I
think it’s one of the craziest ways
that anyone could ever make
make a living get through life
it doesn’t make any sense to me
you’re a what you’re a fucking priest
so wait a minute
you get to a different heaven than the people that get
pussy and get to have a good time
no you get to the same heaven
so by doing what
you do what everybody has to listen to you and give you
money and you get to fuck the kids
like what is that about
it doesn’t make
any sense because
it totally goes
against what the idea religion
should be all
about religion
should be all about
it’s like god’s
Word to everyone and how to live your life
how come these guys that
spread god’s Word they don’t get to have sex
what’s that about
why why do they
why are they so fucked up
I’ll tell you why
because initially preset
too much goddamn
power you know
a long time ago priests were allowed to have sex
but the problem was they were fucking everyone
because those are the guys that were in charge of God
those were the guys that were talking to God
those were the guys that were
they were at the
front of the fucking guideline
they had the Willy Wonka golden ticket
and they were reading the word of God
and in a village
you know of
several hundred people the guy who’s the fucking priest
who speaks the word of God
and has to console all these
women and you know
maybe these
women are with husbands that you know are
tired of fucking them
and this priest
would love to
take step in and take some of that what’s up
I’ll give you some God knowledge now give me some head
and that shit was
going on left and
right and that’s why priests can’t fuck
the reason why
priests aren’t allowed to fuck is because
they were fucking everybody
so then well who the hell wants to be priest
if you can’t fuck
you know once
they told them they couldn’t fuck anymore what they did
well they probably some of them probably kept fucking
and said yeah yeah I’ll stop
and they kept banging people then they got caught they
probably got flogged or something terrible like that
and so then they really
cracked down and made sure
that the priests are not allowed to have sex anymore
well once they
started doing that then
the only people that want to be priests were either
gays who could be with
other priests and they just like keep it on the
sneak sneak
and bag each
other or pedophiles
because they had access to all
these children
these children had to listen to
the overwhelming amount
I mean just
it hurts your head
to think about how many fucking kids
have been sexually abused by the Catholic Church
I mean it really hurts your head
it really hurts
to think that all
these people are so
blinded by a fucking fairy tale
that they’re willing to let some criminal
some monster
fuck their kids
after all these years
the fact that that is
still going on that is
mind boggling
it is mind boggling
that we pay any
attention to this fucking silly cult
and no one can say this no politician can say this
because for sure
no one’s gonna vote for you
have you come
out and say this is nonsense and if there is a God
for sure these are not his words
this is the word of man
how the I mean
if you just
analyze religion I mean just as
I mean let’s
let’s say that once upon a time it was word of the word
of God who the fuck knows I don’t know you don’t know
I mean if there really is a God I always said I’ve done
things that
were so much crazier than the stories that people tell
about heaven
when you smoke the
MT and you’ve
communicated in another dimension
with beings that are made out of love and
understanding and they’re
super knowledgeable they know everything
about life and
everything about you
when you’ve seen something like that
and someone
wants to talk to you and tell you that they’ve seen
a guy in the
cloud with a harp
who are you to tell him that he’s full of shit
you’re talking
about something
that you’ve actually experienced that
I’ve actually experienced that’s way more fucking crazy
than angels with wings and a dude in a
clouds with a big book of who gets in and who doesn’t
that’s way less
crazy than the
things that I’ve actually experienced
and this thing that
you actually
experience when you die this DMT
is stuff that
when you die
this is what your
brain produces when you’re in heavy REM
sleep this is what your
brain produces a natural
part of human
and it lets you see something way crazier than what
these religious people are talking about
so who am I to say that there’s no God
that maybe there is a fucking village in the
clouds maybe it’s all true
but just studying
the actual words
if you know the history of how the
Bible was made the
ancient Hebrew which
would be the original Old Testament was written in
the original
Bible written in ancient Hebrew was
that to this day they only know
3 out of 4 of
those words
to this day
like today 25
of the words in ancient Hebrew they’re like
who the fuck knows
not only that there was no numbers in ancient Hebrew
letters doubled as numbers
so like the letter A
was also the number one
and there was numerical
value to words
that is completely lost in the
translation to
Greek and to Latin like
the word love and the word god
have the same
numerical value
and this numerical
value the value of
these words
it was very important to the
translation of
what it was meant
all that is missing
when they translated
that and then eventually to English all that’s missing
and then you got the New Testament
which is just
complete wackiness because
who wasn’t even a fucking Christian created this
and this is just
clearly a ploy to try to control people
Constantine got together with a
bunch of bishops and they
wrote it all out
and there’s
stuff that they left in and
stuff that they took out
so the New Testament
which is literally made hundreds of years
after Christ was supposed to be dead
who the fuck knows what that’s all
about who knows
but all you need to know is the guy even
wrote it wasn’t even a Christian
delete like
right before he died he converted I believe
and you know
it was very
clear Constantine
wanted he was an
emperor he wanted to control people
and that’s what
it’s best at it’s so good at controlling
people that you’ll let pedophiles fuck your kids
because they have the fucking
the magic Fairy Tale
golden ticket it’s
mind boggling
it’s mind boggling that this
goofy fuck in a
crazy outfit this cult leader
gets special
treatment they’ll make fun of the Moonies
they’ll make fun of
but the fucking
Pope on TV somehow another gets to be national news
this crazy fuck who’s
not allowed to have sex who hangs out with a bunch of
crazy fucks
who aren’t allowed to have sex
and every rock you fucking pick up there’s a priest
fucking a kid
underneath it
I mean it’s just
throughout their entire organization there
are thousands and thousands and thousands of cases
every fucking year new ones pop up
every fucking year some new scandal
about how they
knew this guy was fucking kids and so they
moved them to New Mexico or some shit
I mean it’s
really shocking
that Catholic
people are even
going to church anymore it’s
completely shocking that there’s
still people that they trip
just the sheer weight of its own bullshit
should have
collapsed the Catholic religion a long fucking time ago
and this is
coming from someone who was raised a Catholic
I went to Catholic school
when I was in
first grade
one year I went to Catholic school
and it was such a fucking horrendous nightmare
I don’t remember
second grade
I don’t remember it
I remember first
grade though
like a motherfucker
because first
grade was the only year that I was in Catholic
school I remember this fucking cunt
Sister Mary Josephine this evil evil woman
used to tell you
that if you didn’t
get your homework done you have to sit on a nail in the
closet overnight
she would smack you in the head
I mean it was real shit
if you cried if you were upset
about something she
would make fun of you
you know look at this one crying
she was just
no compassion no love no friendship
no warmth it was all
evil it was all
anger and evil
and that is what that relationship is it is unnatural
it’s not real
this relationship to life
where you’re a person
who’s in charge of some nonsense fairy tale
and because
of that you get to shit on people and yell at
their kids and hit
their fucking kids
and treat them like shit
because you somehow or another are special
because you’re one of
those people that
doesn’t fuck
and you have
you know what you have more access to God and no
you don’t even have more access you don’t have anything
it’s the craziest
most ridiculous cult ever and it’s
still going on
and if that’s not
a damning condemnation of
human beings in
human culture
today in 2010
with the age
of information with the internet with all this that we
still have the Catholic religion that that
stupid shit is
still around
it’s mind boggling
without a doubt if there is a God
that’s not what He wants
if there is
a God what God is is the energy that creates everything
you know it
might not be a conscious
thing or it
might be all conscious
things together as one thing
in some sort of a
framework that
we can’t even recognize because it’s so big
it’s so great that literally
when someone some hippie
says hey you are God and god’s you
what if that’s true
what if that really is true
what if our
purpose on this life has
shielded us from that recognition because
we have to go
through whatever we have to go through like
we’re here for a reason that we’re
pushing humanity and
human culture and
human innovation
forward for a reason
you know probably some sort of a fucking
some sort of a technological
thing that we’re
gonna create that’s
gonna enter us into the new age
but if that’s the case and so
that we just lack the perception to really
understand that we’re in tune with
everything with the
whole world
then that makes sense that
everything is God
and that’s the
feeling that you get when you do mushrooms
when you do mushrooms
you get this feeling of connectedness
that you are attached when you do DMT as well
which is very similar to mushrooms in
what it is chemically
what DMT is is dimethyltryptamine
what mushrooms are
cubensis mushrooms is
4 foxboro loxy
and end dimethyltryptamine so
they’re very
closely chemically related and
you have this
intense feeling of
connection with
everything with people
with the friends
in your life with animals with wilderness with I mean
that’s why they say do mushrooms and go into nature
because when you do
when you you
know have some mushrooms and you’re laying in a
in the woods
you know in a plot of trees
you’ll you like you feel like
the energy of the trees it’s like some Avatar type shit
like you really feel
like the fucking Tree of Souls communicating with you
I think that
our main problem
as human beings is that we are in
a stage of evolution
and we’re in an
adolescent stage
and we are certainly
passing where we used to be and
just our potential
for evolving
above the basic
fight or flight instincts and
our potential for
evolving above just animal brutality and
anger and jealousy and all
these things that we
think that we need in order to
compete and survive
we have potential to rise above that
and that’s what yoga is all
about and that’s what
meditation is all
about and isolation tanks
people who are a
psychedelic enthusiast
what that’s all
about is this
this struggle
up this slippery
slope to get to the top to have just a little
better view
of what the
world could be
and I think
that that’s what
that’s the potential that we have inside of us
it’s all moving towards that
you know human
the idea of
human enlightenment
you know this
quest to get your shit together
it’s all moving away from
these nonsensical animal instincts
to something higher and more
evolved and I
think that potential
is the only good
thing that human beings have
it’s like we have this potential
for one side or the
other we have this potential to be like
an evil government that corrupts its
citizens or
we have this potential to be a brother
we have this potential to be a
sister we have
this potential to be
someone who loves
you like they love family like they love themselves
you know I mean
I have a buddy that as a kid and we were talking
about babies recently
and we were just joking around he’s a
comic as well
gene Pompa last night
at the improv
and we just talking
about and I’ve had this conversation with
other people too about
how it makes you like so much a nicer person
and I said that like man if everybody
treated everybody the way I
treat my daughter what a fucking beautiful
world we would live in
it would just be a
world of warmth
and friendship
you know if we just had a pill
that made you love everybody the way I love my
daughter and we do have a pill like that it’s called
ecstasy but that shit’s terrible for you
and the next
day you feel like shit and it hurts your head but
if we figured out a way
and maybe we’re
gonna do that
I mean maybe that’s what the next
stage of evolution really is all
about maybe it’s an
evolution pill
know maybe you
know some people take the
evolution vaccine and some people won’t
and they’ll
shoot your arm with some shit it lasts like 6 months
and it’s some vaccination
against stupidity
some vaccination
against against
nonsense against
a lack of understanding
and appreciation of the fact that we are here
in this temporary situation as one gigantic hive
one super organism
one super organism
and that the more love you
spread out the more positive energy you spread out
the more you get back
you know the more
it comes back to affect you
and it goes
out in ripples because the people that you affect
they affect
other people as well
and the more positive
you spread out like
literally you can change your world
you can change the
world of the people that you come in contact with
you know I think that is what
human beings are slowly
starting to realize and that may be what God really is
what God might be is everything
what it’s not
is a bunch of dudes in fucking
robes that want to have sex with your kids okay
that’s not God
that’s nonsense
and the fact that
these fucking presidential candidates
and all these
knuckleheads that wanna be
world leaders and they want to
guide us towards
they’re not
guiding us towards anything it’s business as
usual there’s no
evolution whatsoever in the political process
there’s no evolution whatsoever amongst
these fuckheads
that talk they are
decades and decades behind the progressive
American culture
the people that are at the
front of the line of
thinking these
motherfuckers are decades behind
you know that this idea of religious freedom yes I
agree yes you
should have the freedom to
study religiously
you should have the freedom to do whatever you want
you don’t defeat
the Flying Spaghetti
Monster that’s your thing
that that’s fine you know
but you can’t take it seriously
like you can’t
expect someone
who is I mean that is the
whole idea of the
separation of church and
state the whole idea is like some sort of concede
it’s conceding somehow that okay
you’re allowed to believe
ridiculous shit
how about this how
about we just
leave all the religion out
and all we concentrate on is
how things are run business how we
treat each other
what laws we enforce how
you make sure that people aren’t being
victimized these
fucking politicians and
these newspapers and all
these people that really follow all this pope bullshit
they just add credence to it because
knuckleheads read
about in the news
so they think it’s legitimate
I had a conversation with someone
where they were saying that
we were talking
about cults
and I said well I was
watching a documentary and it was
really fascinating it was a documentary on Christianity
and they kept referring it to the cult
of Christianity
that’s how they were referring it to
in this very
scientific documentary
and this woman was very
upset she’s like Christianity is not a cult
and I’m like
how can you say it’s not a cult
and she’s like well because
first of all
you don’t have a cult that has billions of people in it
yes you do it’s just a bigger call
like if you have a cult that has
3 people if you could trick 3 people
you can trick
3,000,000 okay
if you can find
3 people dumb enough to believe your wackiness
and they let you fuck them and they wear purple Nikes
cause you tell them that’s the sacred color
if you get 3 people to do that
they really believe it they’re
gonna get more people to believe it
we are all going through this life
completely clueless
these we are like
people in a
spaceship that woke up from hyper sleep
and we’re going through the
the manuals and no one knows how to run the ship
that’s what we are like and
and there’s a few of us that are older
that are pretending to the younger people listen don’t
worry we’ve got this everything’s going to be fine
we’re gonna have a meeting with Congress
gonna work all this time
and these people are trying to placate the rest of us
who are just like them
and no one knows what the fuck is
going on so anybody that
steps up and tells you that they have all the answers
that God wants this for you god wants that
no you don’t know
those are the
enemy anybody that says they have the answers
they’re your enemy
and anybody who wants your money
they’re your
enemy too you know
give me a fucking show
alright don’t just
stand there
and recite some
stupid Latin
shit and pass on a basket
cause you’re too lazy to work for a living you fuck no
if you want to be the real messenger the word of God
you would be asking for
money okay stop it
people would be giving
money to you because they love you
you wouldn’t have a fucking
basket you pass around make everybody feel guilty
fuck you that’s nonsense that’s
silly goddamn nonsense and
until we acknowledge that
until we acknowledge that
that is our own insecurities that are asking us to
search for an
answer to something that’s impossible to answer
to acknowledge
that we’re fucked we’re just
spinning our wheels
we’re in the same spot we’ve always been
you know and that is the problem the real problem is
everybody wants to pretend that there’s an answer
to something
that you cannot answer
there is no answer it is
absolutely impossible and
if there is a God
it’s probably
so much more complex than you
could ever possibly wrap your fucking head around
and I’ll tell you what it’s not it’s not
Adam and Eve
okay it’s not god made 2 people
and you know they fucked and they had kids and
their kids started fucking each other
because that’s
what Adam and Eve is there’s only 2 people because
that’s like any
child with a simple
grasp of mathematics and 5 minutes to
think about it
you’d say okay
I’m gonna tell you a
story of Adam and Eve
you tell me what you
think is wrong with that
they would go okay if Adam and Eve
made people
everybody came from Adam and
Eve everybody the
whole world okay
if Adam and Eve made people so they had kids
and the kids were like they were brothers and
sisters yep
how do they make more people
there we go no
they fucked each other they fucked each other
the Adam fucked the kids and Eve
fucked the kids and the kids fucked each other
and that’s where people came from
what it’s 2010
no one has any fucking answer no one goddamn it
except maybe Gangsta gangsta has got the answer
I like this I don’t know who Big L is but I like them
big L recipes
so that’s my
long answer to a short question
fuck the Pope
fuck all those dummies
fuck anybody that tells you they’ve got it wired
no no no stupid
no you don’t have it wired and you
gotta get a real job now okay it’s 2000 and fucking 10
if the whole
world got on mushrooms the Catholic religion
would implode okay
they would have to go out and
start kidnapping kids to fuck
cause nobody would bring their kids to him anymore
you know it’s it’s a corrupt
criminal organization of kid fuckers
that’s what it is
do I have any idea how Lost ends no
those fucks I’ve been trying to not tune in
I’m gonna be on Adam Crowes
podcast real soon I think next week
actually I’ll tell you right now
because I’m on the fucking internet hollow
how you like them apples
I love the Internet this is easily my favorite
human creation I’m so addicted
it’s killing my vision I have a hard time reading
things when they’re up close now
okay let’s say Ana Carolla
yes next week the 23rd
so next Tuesday the 23rd I’ll be doing the
Adam Corolla podcast however I don’t know exactly
what time the podcast
what time he puts it up so
that’s my answer to that but I’ll be doing it next
Tuesday the 23rd all right more questions
bad Bobby says Joe I once read
if they legalized all drugs it
could cost the USA
150 000 good jobs and cops
lawyers and so forth
I don’t know if
it’s true but I believe the War on Drugs is a make up
make work project forget
about if they’re getting some profits and selling them
I don’t know if it’s true but it
sounded right yes
definitely the war on drugs
is definitely
look between
the private prisons
and between
law enforcement
there’s an industry in keeping drugs illegal
and it’s not
about protecting you
you know some drugs yes it is you know
when they go and
close down Crystal meth labs
yeah that’s a fucking danger
because crystal meth
makes people it
completely fucks with
their judgment makes them insane
look what it did to Jesse
James he fucked that
bitch with a
tattoo on her head
I guarantee that dude is doing methane
fuck there there’s no way sober
you don’t fuck
chicks with
tattoos on their head when you’re sober
when you see a
bitch that has
pray for Sinners
tattooed on her fucking forehead you go
what and she’s ugly
oh yeah let me
stick my rod dick inside you
now that guy was doing drugs
and there’s drugs that are bad for you okay and crystal
meth is one of them it’s a terrible terrible drug
you know heroin’s another one I mean I’ve seen cocaine
turn people into they’re like
they become like like
roaches they become like bugs
you know that like they don’t they don’t
thinking about you man they’re
just trying to get that shit how do I get that shit
you know they
literally get
black shark eyes they turn dead on the inside man
there’s drugs that are terrible for you and
those drugs yeah
I could see an argument for them being illegal I
could see an argument for us
doing something
about the people that sell them because they’re
damaging people it’s dangerous
but there’s
other drugs like mushrooms and pot
if you get caught with
those things man it
doesn’t matter those are
still illegal drugs
as a matter of fact they’re more illegal than heroin
do you know that
schedule One drugs for
the most part are the drugs that really have like use
schedule One is the most illegal
schedule One is DMT
which your own
brain produces so as Terrence
Mckenney said
he said everyone’s holding
I mean that’s really
really what it is you are
in production
and in you are in
possession of
a really illegal substance
the number one
the schedule one
DMT marijuana
schedule one
no has ever died a pot ever
do you know what it can’t
the only way pot is
going to kill you is if you’re
standing on the
wrong side of the fence
when one of
those Mexican drug helicopters
comes over and pushes a bail out
and it clubs you on the fucking head
that’s how you die from pot
other than that you’re not
gonna die from pot
you might think you’re
dying but you’re just
gonna fall asleep and you’re
gonna be fine no one’s fucking died of it ever
but yet still pot is
schedule one
mushrooms same
thing I’ve never
heard of anybody
dying from mushrooms you can
definitely die if you eat poison
mushrooms but poison mushrooms by the way are legal
and you can
have poison mushrooms all around your backyard you can
munch on them all day
and fucking die of a
heart attack and nobody gives a shit
no one’s gonna have it’s not gonna be
a big inquest no one’s
gonna go crazy
but if you if you put
psilocybin mushrooms in your yard
and the cops come and find them growing in your yard
they will lock you in a fucking cage
even though
psilocybin mushrooms
they can make you go
crazy if you do too
many of them and if you have a weak mental constitution
I could see you
going crazy for mushrooms
just too much information too much realization
but you could go crazy
from anything
you can go crazy from paint
you know you
could you could huff
paint and you know
sniff paint and
blow your fucking
brains out you can go
crazy for anything
there’s a lot
some people are weak and fragile
and there’s
any really extreme
experience can fuck them up
there’s an ant
that I think it’s called an iron ant
I forget the name of the ant but this ant
bites you and the
venom is so intense and horrifying
that it’s been described as
slamming your arm
into a car door
for an hour
that’s what it feels like
just slamming your arm imagine what that’ll feel like
and it lasts for 24 hours
what so this intense insane throbbing like
literally you’re getting ripped
apart like someone slamming a door on your arm
and it lasts a whole day
and the experience is so traumatic
that some people when they come out of it they are
never the same again they’re just a shell
they’re just so fucked up
they could not get through the pain of one
full 24 hour period under so
there’s some shit
in the world that could fuck you up okay that’s not why
marijuana is illegal that’s
not why mushrooms are illegal that’s they’re illegal
because they’re
trying to keep you from them they don’t want
they don’t want a society
that is questioning
leadership they don’t want a society
and that’s the
other problem the people that are in power
they’re not
using these
things throughout
human history shamans
have been the leaders of
tribes and shamans have been the ones that
the tribe will go to when the
tribe has troubles
and what the shamans are were
people who had a lot of
experience in
navigating psychedelic dimensions
in the Amazon
when you know they
would all sit around and
drink ayahuasca
ayahuasca is
an herb like a tea that they brew
with that that produces DMT and it’s a
ordinarily DMT is not you can’t drink it
because it gets
broken down when you take it in orally when you eat it
it gets broken down by something in your stomach called
monoamine oxidase
and it’s produced in your gut and
this ayahuasca
was a way that they figured out how to extract DMT and
a mono aiming
oxidase inhibitor
from another
plant it’s really fucking crazy
they’ve been doing this for 10,000 years
and a place
where there’s
you know 250,000 plus different species of
plants they figured
out a way to combine 2 to make this incredible brew
that lets you communicate with with the afterlife
you know and
which by the way is totally illegal
you know I mean
it’s a mess you know it’s
it’s it’s a real
fucking mess when when you
start think about
what what it
really is because what it really is is people
keeping other people
from having an experience
and the reasoning
for it the reason why is not because they
think that this person
if they have that experience
gonna make life difficult for me they’re
gonna come after me they’re
gonna hurt my family no
they’re doing it because they can profit
off this person not having that experience
if I say that something
is illegal and I set forth laws and I say if you cross
this boundary and you do this behavior and you you know
you violate my law
I get to lock you in a cage I get to make
money from lock you in
a cage not only that I get to employ people that will
now they have a job
their job is to go
after people
that are doing what I said they couldn’t do
and get them and kidnap them and put them in a cage
that’s what
you’re having with marijuana and mushroom busts and
stuff like that
you’re telling someone that
by your judgment
they shouldn’t have that experience
and so you say well if you’re
gonna make such
an extreme judgment that judgment has to be
based on facts
right no no it
doesn’t have to be
based on facts of course it doesn’t
because if it was
then marijuana
would have been
legal in the 1950s
I mean it would have been
legal in the when
when they passed the
sweeping Schedule One
Act of 1970 I believe it was when they made
everything illegal
they would have
they would have had to provide some
reasoning for making mushrooms illegal some reasoning
for making marijuana illegal and it would been
scientific and
would have been medical
but the problem is
every single fucking medical
study that’s ever been done
about marijuana shows that it’s relatively harmless
I mean you can ruin your life with anything you
can ruin your life with cheeseburgers if you want to
like I always
talk about like
bottles you can take
a bottle and bottles can hold a nice delicious drink
or you can take a bottle
and you could
stuff it up your ass and
throw yourself down a flight of
stairs and bleed to
death it doesn’t mean that bottle
should be illegal
the real fucking problem is that we are
allowing people
to victimize
other people for
profit and that’s what the War on Drugs is all about
and the reason why the war on drugs works at all
is because the people responsible
the cops and the lawyers
they’re not doing drugs
if they were doing drugs if they were doing the
right drugs
they were doing mushrooms and they were smoking pot
they would be nothing
it would all stop
they would have to stop
if you do the correct amount of mushroom dose
you would realize that in
victimizing people
you are victimizing yourself
you are creating a terrible
stream of karma
you are ruining lives
for nothing you are ruining lives for something that
doesn’t have anything to do with you
and something that’s been around
in terms of
for marijuana
and mushrooms and
ayahuasca tens of thousands of years of human use
and as I said in
those indigenous cultures
the shaman was the one who made the decisions
that’s because this is the guy that had the most
experience in
these matters of the
spirit world
we don’t have that anymore now we have the opposite
we have leaders that
if we find out they’re doing mushrooms we’d be shocked
we would want them removed from office
if Obama had a
press conference on
Monday and said
I got together with my wife the
other day we did 5
grams of mushrooms and we went to the mountains
and I really
start to think
about our country
everybody be like what
the fuck are you talking about
that would be the most beautiful
thing that he
could ever say
if you could say I just took something that allowed me
to literally
tune into the
stream of love that is
god that is the energy of the universe that is
Mother Gaia
I connected myself to all that is loving in the world
and I came back with some
revelations and some thoughts
about how we
could lead our
culture better
how we could be kinder to the rest of the
world how instead of
going all these
places to control the resources and to
to ruin them how
about we introduce them to this spiritual realm
how about we introduce the whole
world to mushrooms
how about we
produce them in mass
quantities and slowly
start to open
people’s eyes up to the fact that it’s not
a lack of resources that we have in this country
it’s a gluttonous fucking gigantic
group at the top
that are fucking in raping the world
it’s not that we have
not enough resources to run the life
that we need
we don’t have enough resources to run the life
we’re living
we don’t have to live like this
this is all nonsense
we live a non agriculturally
based life we live a life
where we rely
on fossil fuels and
rely on petroleum
we don’t have to
there’s many many
things that
could be done with
plants that we’re doing right now
if marijuana was legal
first of all just hemp as
for use for oil
and use for textiles and use for
for you can make
houses out of it
and you can you can fucking fuel cars with it you could
build cars with it lotus actually made a fucking car
with a instead of carbon
fiber or fiberglass
they made the fucking shell out of hemp
I mean it’s all possible
we just can’t live the way we’re living right now
and there’s no way
to effectively reset
better than
but meanwhile
saying that makes you
sound like a retard like I’m listening to my own
self and I’m like if I didn’t do drugs if I had
never you know done mushrooms or anything like that I
heard a guy talking like this like who the
freak is this
idiot like what
could you how
could you possibly say that
you you think you have all the answers
I don’t have the answers but I do have
a possible door to the answers
and that’s what I
think I think
experiences are
and these guys that are running for president
they will deny that to the end they will
they will you know
Obama had this fucking
thing recently
where was a town hall meeting
and he got all
these questions from the Internet
and the number one question
the number one question
was marijuana
and every other
issue that was being discussed
that day whether it was healthcare or anything else
he gave these
really well thought out in
depth answers
but it came to the marijuana question was like ho ho ho
well I don’t know what that says
about this group here ho
ho ho they said no I don’t
think that’s a good idea
really you don’t
think that’s a good idea you don’t
think it’s a good idea to stop suppressing people
you don’t think it’s a good
idea to not jail people for having a fucking experience
to not jail people for selling a
plant a naturally growing
thing that’s
never killed anyone
you don’t think that it’s
a good idea to reverse an evil fucked up corrupt law
that is helping people with
the worst karma ever
imprison people from nothing
well you sir need some fucking mushrooms
and that’s the problem
we have a whole
group of people running this
fucking country and none of them are doing mushrooms
I would like to have a talk show
I’ve talked
about this on stage
I wanted to have a talk show
where I make people do mushrooms with me
and it would be called
do Mushrooms with Joe Rogan
and we have on you know
like people that like
I mean you want to know a real truth serum
mushrooms is the best
truth Sam you get you once that fucking wave hits you
that wave of
of alien information and the the
wave of love and the connectivity and when you see the
fiber of the very universe all around you
you’re gonna
start talking
and if I could get
you know like Ken Starr and
Dick Cheney and
could you imagine
could you imagine if
those guys like if people sued them
and people you know
you know because
like look there’s a lot of people that want to take
them to trial for war crimes
especially Dick
Cheney we think
about the fact that Dick
Cheney was a CEO of Halliburton
and then you know he becomes the
Vice President of the United States
we go to some
crazy fucking wars
where Halliburton
gets the contracts and the wars are all
based on totally
false information
about weapons
of mass destruction there’s people that say that
Dick Cheney was at the
helm of it he was lying
you could try that
motherfucker for wars against
crimes against
humanity you
could try him for that
and if he was convicted
and they said
here’s one thing you can do to get out of it
you gotta you
gotta do the
let’s Get let’s Do Mushrooms with Joe Rogan show
and you have a guy like that like a
any any really fucked up
politician George Bush senior
George Bush Jr
You know anyone
like that sit them down and make them do mushrooms
make them realize that
just because you’ve been living this life the same way
as everyone before you
as your father and all
these other corrupt politicians
it doesn’t mean it’s justifiable
just because you can find
examples all around you of people who have done worse
and people who are doing the same things
doesn’t mean that it’s supposed to continue
and it’s got
to there’s got to be a way to stop it
it doesn’t seem to be stopping
with the evolution of culture
it seems to be the same
it seems to be the corruption
it’s being exposed more
but it doesn’t seem like it’s put a
monkey wrench in it like they’re just stopping
you know the financial
corruption involved in this bailout is staggering
and if you really want to hurt your head
you go and read some of
Matt Taibis
articles about it
it fucking hurts
like when you look at the
billions and trillions of dollars
where it’s going and how
it’s being funded and
these guys are getting
bonuses and they’re getting
bonuses but they don’t have any
money and the
money came from taxpayers but they were
owed the bonuses or
else they’ll quit or why don’t they fire them they’re
the ones that fuck this
thing up in the
first place
it’s staggering I mean
literally our entire
is built on a
foundation of
unfixable bullshit
it’s the only way I
think to restructure our society correctly
literally it
would have to be done by someone
other than us
because once
I mean that’s what the Constitution was all
about when there was the
birth of America
the idea of America was that we were
going to have
a separation of church and
state that we were
gonna have people that
could only run it for a few years and then they
would have to leave
we were gonna have
the will of the people and then it was
gonna be we were
gonna be free from all the imperialism
bullshit that we had to deal with in England and
in Europe but
after a while it just fell into the same
thing people
inherently if we’re left
alone and we’re just people the way we are
right now our
evolution our
cultural and social
evolution is so much slower
than the evolution of
technology what we’re able to do
we’re able to communicate with people all around the
world we’re about
flying fucking tubes through the sky
we’re able to
send video through the air
we’re able to watch
television programs that are being broadcast from the
other side of the planet
I mean we have
this incredible technological capabilities but
socially we’re just a bump
ahead of where we were in the 50s just a little
just a little
I mean it could be argued that we’re like
slightly behind
where we were in the 70s
in comparison to like
you know if you
think about it like
as far as like
what kind of access to information they had back then
you know everybody was all
about love and fucking
peace and love
why is that
why was the 60s the late 60s
what was the drop off between then and here
you know it’s drugs
it’s what it is
when all that Summer of Love all that Woodstock shit
they were all on acid
okay they’re all on mushrooms they’re all on peyote
they were high
as fuck and they were realizing that this way of living
the life that you know
leads you to be your dad is not
where it’s at when you
watch your dad drop dead of a fucking
heart attack at 55 and you scarcely can remember him
laughing 3 times ever
you know and you go
what I’m supposed to be that guy what the fuck is that
you know and then the Vietnam War and all the
disenchantment with
our government I mean that’s what forced people
to more drugs that’s what forced the
culture to change more
we need something like that we need something like that
right now because the way we’re doing it we are just
spinning our fucking wheels
when the president wins the Nobel
Peace Prize and then
like a week
later sends
30,000 people
more into Afghanistan
you gotta go what the fuck
really you know
what the fuck you
think this is a good idea nobody
after the Vietnam
War thought the Vietnam War was a good idea
less people
are gonna think the Afghanistan war is a good idea
cause Afghanistan isn’t even really the fucking country
I mean it’s like one city
and a hundred tribes
the way John McCain
describes Afghanistan he said
it’s run the same way it was run when Alexander the
Great was around
I mean literally you have warlords
and they run
tribes and in between
these warlords
you know there’s a few Taliban
like sprinkled in the hills
and you know how we find out
about these Taliban
this is where it gets really funny
we give the warlords Viagra
because the warlords can’t get it up anymore
and you know they want to
still be the warlord but you know
they got like
these 6 wives and
these chicks are like sitting around
come on when are you
gonna fuck me
and they can’t fuck them so they take Viagra
now and the soldiers give them Viagra and they in
tune in turn
give them information
about the Taliban
it’s pretty funny shit
okay let’s see
how long will the world ignore the people that are
dying of starvation I
think Sam Kennisson has the best answer to that
why don’t you people live where the food is
okay let me see
tiger Woods is gully I don’t know what that means
fuck James Tony
big L Recipes
oh Big L was
a rapper that was shot and killed in Harlem in 1999
thank you eternal
damn it’s already almost 7 a fucking
clock we’ve been doing this for an hour and 1/2
all right people
I don’t see anything more interesting here
so I’m gonna go to back to Twitter
I’m gonna stay with you guys for another half an hour
oh someone thinks I can’t recognize 2 dudes dicks
I claim early I’m
proficient in identifying poor stars by the dicks
some fans might wonder if you’re
truly being honest because it seems kind of gay
who’s this who’s
Peter North
Ron Jeremy rocko sir Freddie mmm
I would say the bottom one it looks a little like
Ron Jeremy and the top one
looks a little like Rocko Sir Freddie
but the top one could be the same guy in
which case I say both of Ron Jeremy am I right
sad so sad that I know all right twitter
she was on Twitter god damn it I love you too
Harris for Andrew you motherfucker
infiltrate the White House kitchen and mix psychedelics
in the food
mmm that might not be such a good idea to hear
about what happened in France I’ll find the
article for you the CIA
the CIA put LSD
in they spiked
I’ll put the it’s it’s all over the Internet
not just one
I’ll put a put one up on but if you just look up CIA
France LSD in Google you will find
many many many articles
about it I’ll put it up on twitter right now
okay just just
threw it up on twitter
right there is some fascinating shit man
so I don’t think that
dosing people with
acid is the answer
I think that’s definitely not the way to go
I think any psychedelic drug
should be done if you’re going to do it at all
with an understanding of what you’re doing
and you’re doing it with someone who knows
what they’re doing who’s done it many times before
and that’s what the role of a shaman is supposed to be
you know what
a shaman is supposed to be is someone who can give you
experience and help you and
guide you through
the experience of
literally leaving this
world I mean that’s what psychedelics are all about
you know I mean everybody wants everybody thinks that
you know to really leave this world you’re gonna get a
spaceship and you’re gonna go to another planet
you can leave this world
from right here
you can leave this world in your own mind
and it’s much more possible to me
that the real
aliens that real alien life
it’s probably way
weirder and way
more complicated than we’ve got it broken down in the
movies with
metal ships and shit like that
I think it’s more of a
thing I think there’s
there’s you
know if you talk to people that know anything
about quantum physics and I don’t
understand it I don’t get it but
from their claims and
supposedly this is mathematically provable there’s at
least 11 dimensions
you know that’s just what we know
about what does that even
mean do you even know what that means I’m not sure I do
you know but
I think that
the way I think about it
is that it’s very likely that just this reality
is just the reality that we’re tuned into
but there’s probably
an infinite number of different realities
going on at the same time all around us
we just can’t tune into it we just don’t
literally don’t have the
senses for it
so it might be that
alien life is here
right now all the time it’s just operating
on like a different
frequency on the dial
you know like that the
world is a radio and that we’re 971 but that the
aliens are 1098 and you know we just can’t tune them in
you know who
the fuck knows
but you know when you
start talking aliens
people gonna
think you’re crazy
if we ever did man if we ever did fucking find
aliens god damn would that be a crazy day
if they ever did come down but I don’t
think they would be too nice to us
because we’re not so nice to chimps
you know look at what we do to killer whales man
you know we take fucking killer whales we
just we know they’re super smart and we don’t care
we don’t give a fuck
get in the fish tank stupid
get in the tank and do tricks
you know what makes us think that
aliens are gonna treat us any differently
maybe that’s what
all these alien abduction experiments are all
about maybe
they don’t take it seriously at all they just
think we’re crazy pink monkeys with nuclear weapons
and they come down and they fuck with us
there’s a joke that I do in my act
about how if there are really are aliens
I believe that Earth is the Tijuana of outer space
and I really I think that might be accurate
this might be just a place to come to fuck around
you know why
would you want to fix us so what so we can make more
is already 6 billion of us
you know what
why would you want to make more
in you know
the last hundred years I mean how many more
people have been born some like 4 or 5 fucking billion
I mean it’s getting pretty nutty man
this is motherfuckers
gonna get overcrowded soon and
why would they mean if you’re
gonna fix us it would have to be a radical changing
it would have to be really radical because
socially we are not catching up to where we are
our awareness is not up to what we’re capable of
what we’re capable of blowing up the whole planet
when we’re capable of creating
black holes and
we’re capable
of all kinds of nutty shit I mean just the
the nuclear arsenal that
North Korea possesses
look at those dummies
they got one fucking
stupid little dude with glasses
makes them shut the
lights out at
night to save energy nobody’s got any money this
motherfuckers got a gang nuclear weapons just wanted
to launch on people
oh look at this guy 11 dimensions explained says
S Y Z G Y One one one one
I watch that and I still won’t learn anymore
I’ll watch it but I’ll
still be like I’m not sure really what they’re saying
okay couple
more questions and I get the fuck out of here I hear my
little daughter crying
if aliens didn’t
exist that says
that everyone who was abducted or saw UFO is
crazy no it
doesn’t because
first of all
what UFO means is unidentified
let me tell you something man
people are full of shit
you know we did a
thing I used to
do a show called Game Show in my head I did it for CBS
and it was a hidden camera game show
and what the show was
was we would
have a contestant and the contestant
would have to convince people to do a
bunch of shit
and it would be
under a hidden camera
and we set up in Hollywood
and this dude we had a contestant
dress up like
a newscaster like a guy who worked for Channel 4 News
and he stood there in the
street corner
and we had all
these cameras
pointed on them and
the cameras
right on the people
and he would go up to people and say can you do me a
favor I’m in a terrible situation
we had a situation here
earlier and
a UFO landed they had to tell
the people on camera
that a UFO landed
and that all
these witnesses
had seen it
but then the witnesses took off
so I need you to pretend that you saw it
and every fucking person we
asked to do that did it
I thought no one was
gonna do it they just stepped
right up and they so tell us
about the experience
the guy was
like well you know I saw the UFO and it cram
was silver and
lights around the edge
they describe it in detail
and I’m sitting there like what
people love
to be on camera
and people are just
generally full
of shit and even if they did see something
by the time that
story comes around and there’s cameras on them
where they’re being interviewed
they’re talking to reporters
that story is
gonna morph in
their memory it’s
gonna change
who knows what the fuck it was
it could have been an
experimental government jet
it could have been a flock of birds at
night it could have been a UFO
who the fuck knows
who knows what it really was but
the people that are talking
about are almost all nuts man
they’re almost all loony
so I think that people see
things and then they
blow those things up in their head
and as far as the abduction
all UFO abduction
occur while people are sleeping
they’re all
occurring late at
night if you look at them the bulk of them
except that people are just probably
completely insane to think they
come and take them
during the middle of the day and
bring them back
and it seems like they’re only gone for a
second but really they’re gone for days
there’s some
loons that will tell you some stories like that but
I think that what’s
going on is
it’s DMT related
because we know that the
brain produces DMT
while a person is in
heavy REM sleep
and if you smoke BMT
the experience that you have is very much alien
it’s very much like what you would
expect someone to be talking
about if they were brought to another
world or brought aboard a spaceship
I mean it feels like you’re
going on to something
you know and
who knows what kind of
you know a response
you would give
these UFO people if you took them
and gave them DMT
and made them
smoke DMT and go okay
was that what you saw
if they were like
yeah I was back on the ship you go okay settle down
then you know then you know what’s
going on you
know what what is that there are they really
making contact with entities
is it really
their brain and their
their imagination
that becomes
supercharged because of the
chemical that
floods through
it and what is imagination exactly I mean
people can poo
poo that and say oh it’s just you’re making
things up it’s hallucinations
is it you know
how do you know that that
world is not just as real as this
world just because this
world you can bang on it
make noise you know you can feel it that
doesn’t mean it’s more real
that just means it’s
solid you know it’s it’s very possible that the
world of the imagination the
world of your mind the
world of dreams
is really a
world is really another dimension
do I believe in
ghosts I’m not scared of them
I fucking watch
those ghost stories
like what are they scared of this fucking
ghost never kill anybody
you see I saw some shit
it’s amazing how many of
those goddamn
shows there are though everybody wants to like
watch the paranoia more
everybody’s obsessed with Ufos and
everybody’s obsessed with you know
shit that’s not necessarily real
you know Bigfoot like I’ve always said the killer
whales are way more interesting than Bigfoot
these super intelligent animals that
actually rescue people
they kill great white sharks
they kill dolphins they’re like they’re ruthless
crazy super intelligent animals
they play with their dead
like seals you ever see killer whales
like throw a seal up in the air and
SWAT them with their tail and send them flying
they’re fucking ruthless and they’re super smart
it’s fascinating shit
all right I think
chat roulette
if you’ve been
on chat roulette you probably seen my deck sorry no I
never put my dick on chat roulette that’s just rude son
I think it’s funny though
I haven’t done it yet
I did the other roulette
where you just type just like a it’s like
one on one personal messaging
like and there’s always dudes trying to get laid
are you a dude and I would say yes
and then they would just fucking hang up on me so I
started saying I was a chick
and I did a few of those and I put them up on
the forums on Joe Rogan net it was kind of fun
all right did Dan Hardy
get to leap prog
top 10 welterweights
and get a title shot you know
I don’t know it’s hard to say
I think Dan hardy’s
exciting dude
he talks a lot of shit he’s saying all the
right things
he got serious
power in his hands
it’s just whether or not he’s
gonna be able to deal with that fucking
wrestling game of GSPS
GSP can take
you down man he’s such an athlete man he’s so explosive
and I think it’s just really hard for dudes to
avoid that takedown
and he gets on top of you and stays on top he’s
gonna beat your ass
you know the thing is
about GSP is
will it be a
fight like the
Tiago Alves
fight where he
neutralize Alves
but he never really came
close to stopping him
or will it be a
fight like the Fitch
fighter the BJ
fight where he just gets on top of him
beats the fucking shit out of him
or will Hardy have something up his
sleeve you know
maybe hardy’s take
down defenses better than we thought it is you know
maybe Hardy
has a strategy for
how to counter the double
and how to stop him when he’s coming in
or how to you
know take it to him or maybe he’s
gonna pull guard
who the fuck knows what hardy’s gonna do
hardy’s a very very
smart guy and he’s very confident it’s real
confidence it’s not bullshit
he really believes that he’s
gonna clip GSP and he’s
gonna rock them and he’s
gonna go home with the title
who the fuck knows son
it’s gonna be
spice bag of ice a
spilled bag of ice
says that the 11th dimension is in his
pants wow that
spilled bag of ice is
still around I thought you
would have abandoned that Twitter by now
you got a lot of stick to
it if not son
good for you
all right I
think that’s enough
right sucking
37 11 that’s a perfect time to end
we are proof that
aliens exist
okay I don’t know what you’re talking about
now you’ve done too much drugs
you’re you’re ruining the
whole cause dot com
I will look one more time for
a good question on the forums Joe open
net and if we cannot find one we’ll wrap it up bitches
did anyone ever wonder why
we lose all the good rappers that have a significant
place in hip hop history rappers like
Tupac Big E
Big L Eazy E
I don’t know Big L is
easy E Yeah yet we’re
stuck with garbage like Nelly and fucking Soldier Boy
yeah that’s interesting
I think rappers man that life
you know the life is all guns and
I mean when you’re Tupac
and you got fucking machine guns
tattooed on your body it says thug life on your stomach
you know those aren’t signs of
a long and healthy career
he was like the
first dude to like
cover his body his
whole body with
tattoos too
they’re all doing that now
it’s really crazy
you know Little Wayne
I think it’s hilarious that Little Wayne
said that he’s a gangster like told
Katie Kirk I’m a gangster Miss Katie
meanwhile they
put him in jail they immediately put him in
protective custody
you’re a gangster
maybe you and you get all your
money and you’re outside but the inside world no
you’re a singer
you’re an entertainer and it
would be awesome if one of
those guys fucked your face not
for everybody for them for that guy to fuck your face
he be I’m not saying that
I’m looking forward to you getting your face fucked
but let’s be realistic it
would happen
god damn it
you motherfuckers
all right when
all right I
think that’s it
there’s no more I could say
like I said I’m
going to be an Gotham
at Gotham Comedy Club
next Friday
next Friday is the
26th for 2 shows
it’s almost sold out so
if you want to get tickets you got to jump on that shit
right away it’ll
definitely be sold out by that day
so I’ll see you guys then I’ll be on Opie and Anthony
that Friday in the morning as well
looking forward to that
looking forward to the UFC
and that Saturday the
27th and that should be
fun as fuck
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