herbs and they move shit around and put
things in weird places
and when you read the
translation like what the fuck does this mean
well they’re
figuring out how to
translate it not just both word for word but
figuring out how you
would say that same sentence in english to
structure as well yeah so it’s
clear what what you know what you’re
translating it’s fucking fascinating shit man
it’s fascinating and i also wonder after
50 or so years of everybody
using english on the internet how many kids are
going to grow up
just as english as their
you know their new language and their
original languages like the old fashioned
thing their parents did
could you imagine if there was only one language
could you imagine how much shit
would get done well can you you know what’s
interesting though when you say that like imagine
languages are
gonna go away by
technology very very very fast no
languages well so what’s
gonna happen i
think translator
might out you
know like you’ll just sit there and
have something
translate it to you in real time you know it’s
going to be
voice detection
and everything like that
it’s just going to make
languages languages though people are
still going to want
traditionalists will
still be there playing with
their whole
thing but what if a few
generations go by
right i think
things are gonna change profoundly
well you’re a proponent of the isolation tank you
actually have john lilley’s tank don’t you i actually
after i met
john he gave me his tanks
john willie’s isolation
you’re my only
other friend that ever had one that’s
that’s like having willie mays is fucking baseball bat
you know it’s cool i got a shower
shoes to go with it
oh so i actually get out and walk in issues
every time i go from my
dad’s to the shower raising
that’s not high heels
right now i’m
pretty boring
brown shower
shoes but imagine when they figure out how to
stimulate the mind to create certain states
and they do it in conjunction with the tank
which is really
the way to do it because it eliminates all the sensory
input from this
world if they
could figure out how to do that put some
electrodes on your head
and set you in that fucking tank
and light you up like a christmas tree
and you just go into some
other world then
maybe people will stop talking i
think dr lily did that to me with one
cc ketamine injected you know
yeah you told me
about that what a rush
yeah what did he do what did he do exactly
well when i got there actually they
i was gonna go into the tank just you know
straight and
when i you got a
rinse off and
everything before
you go in the tank and the guy was prepping
me and he says you know
usually when we do it
we go in with one
cc injected
in a muscularly you know
ketamine you know
would you like some and i hear
part of my brain go
no no drugs
thanks and then i hear
my mouth go oh
absolutely i’d love some
and and then i i felt like a complete
third person in my own reality because
he said no problem you know it’s injected
in a muscully is that a problem in my side of my
brain with needles no
my mouth however went
no problem that’d be
great if you want to find them yeah
and you know and i and he walked away to go get me the
stuff and i sit there for a
minute and my
brain was saying
no way and and my
other side of my
brain went look you’re at dr lily’s
house man you’ve
come all this way there’s no way you’re saying no
and he walked
back in and i felt a little alcohol swab on my muscle
and i heard my
brain go no
and then i heard my mouth go
thank you very much
and then i made the most naive
sorry i said
how long does it take to kick in
and i will never forget
his face when he went
you haven’t done it before
oh you should lay down
about 45 seconds
and he like put me in the tank and when
you do what if you do something like that you have
sleep apnea
do you run the risk of choking and not breathing
i don’t know i didn’t have
sleep apnea but the last thing i was thinking
about was sleeping when he
slipped me into that tank i thought i was there to
watch the entire world come to an end
and i had a ringside seat it was pretty interesting
so they shot
you up with this ketamine you lie down the tank
yeah you get into the tank and you
float and for me it was the
first experience ever
floating in one of the tanks so your
first experience
floating was with ketamine
yeah it happens
you know how do you say no to dr lily
you know i’d
watched the
movie altered states
dozens of times i’d own the
laser disc that’s how
what happened
what happened
after after you did
personally 45 seconds in
i thought i was
freaking out and
the funnier side of this was my good friend was in the
other room and i was
background panic
noise while all this was
going on and he didn’t know
about the ketamine
entering into the equation
and he was sitting there
with dr lily and his assistant at the time craig and
they had no concern of me like
sounding like i’m drowning
and finally
he asked you know
is he on ketamine and
craig said yes and he said
would you go get me some
and my friend was totally
blown away didn’t
think that was
gonna be the answer
to the problem
and john put some ketamine
into his leg and told my friend have a nice night
and he went into his bedroom
and my friend
could see into the bedroom
where the tank was next to a bed
and he didn’t
touch the tank
he just went in and laid down next to the bed
and i actually stopped
screaming at that
point and my friend was looking in the bedroom he was
screaming i was
freaking out man and i’m
fucking losing my mind also okay
so you’re in the tank
and she grew up with a panic
you panic you
start screaming
john lilly says
give me some of
what he’s having yeah and honestly for me i felt like
well when i stopped
screaming i remembered it was conscious
i i mean it felt like somebody came into
my trip and just said yo take a deep breath calm down
and and i was like okay
and and you know what i just channeled the energy and
and it actually
really positive
experience john lilly joined you in your trip
what if he joined you in the actual isolation
he didn’t me and my
girlfriend later on
tried to get
it it’s like that dentist
it’s not a cool
place for to
have a friend
that saw tits
yeah come here let’s cuddle it
didn’t work but
you know what in a
sense yes i feel like he did i felt like
there was a telepathic communication as much as this is
gonna blow all of the credibility i just had
about talking
about pot yeah
i actually felt like dr lily and i
communicated on a
level that was more telepathic during the time i was
under the drug
and you think do you
think like the tank even
have a story
don’t want to believe it
i don’t care you think
the tank would
even work though if he
took the same amount
of pills and just laid on something can i tell you
something the tank that no i don’t
think the pill
or i wouldn’t
think that your
here’s how here’s how the tank’s huge right
no it’s huge
here’s how mckenna described ketamine
he said that it was like
he believed that when you did
you somehow are another connected to the
experience that everybody had
had doing those
psychedelics before you
that’s one of the reasons why the mushroom
experience is so rich and diverse it says
thousands and
thousands and millions
of people over the years have done mushrooms and you’re
connected to this one big gigantic growing experience
he said doing ketamine
he said ketamine is so much more rare that really
it gave him the feeling like he was in an abandoned a
warehouse or an office
building with no
furniture in it
that’s interesting
i felt very
alone in my trip
initially and then when i felt like there was another
energy around me
it did feel different and it was
weird i had a long conversation with
john lilly after it and he really he was
i really liked
the old guy he was really a nice guy and then
afterwards when i left whatever the next day
his assistant showed up and said you made a real
impression on john he’d like you to have his tank
okay just gave it to you
yeah wow that’s
crazy he probably felt bad
he probably didn’t want you to sue him for fucking
whacking him with ketamine and
throwing him
into a fucking bathtub
he’s like this dude
might sue me
man i’m gonna
work this i’m
gonna work this i’m
gonna stroke it
i’m gonna call him up and say yo man you are the shit
and i’m gonna give you my tank oh
you know oliver
stone went the
night before me in his tank
yeah yeah and what
if he peed in
there yeah he took off
a huge shit and
i never really thought
about that i
never really thought
about that until
just this video
i would have
definitely no
he did k though and did it and it
was yeah we both did it yeah we got to talk
about it years
later him and i sit down and chat
about our weekend at john’s
wow what a fucking
freaky dude
whack people
out with hair with a special k
and throw them into a fucking tank of
water you do know
this is the guy that the day of the dolphin was made
about he’s the guy that did
all of the research on
books all of
them you have
oh he’s a bad
motherfucker he was awesome he’s got a
great book where he actually shows
it’s got um
the deep self has directions on how to make a tank
shows you how to make it
well that precurse the sonomari
tank i got isn’t it sonomari is
a samadhi samadhi
samadhi yeah that’s what i had too
i had one of
those as well
now i got a
float lab one the new
crazy version
have i showed you that
not yet i can see
it’s in the basement
on the trip
it’s the craziest
thing i think
they’re awesome
and i think a lot of people have
never really been able to
meditate within
themselves and when you get in this tank and
there’s no resistance on your body and you can actually
really hear and you don’t really see
and you feel
the same temperature as the surroundings around you
you really feel so
boundless and it’s
truly you’re flying through
space man it’s
a spaceship it’s a
spaceship man
that downstairs is a fucking portal to another
world it really is it really is when you
learn how to
relax once you
learn how to
relax and it takes a few times you have to do it a
bunch of times and depending on your personality
how good you are
truly letting go
but if you really
learn how to let go man you go on trips in that
thing dude i used to
i’d set an alarm at like 4 am if i went to
sleep before midnight
and i’d just like walk
cause i had mine in my bedroom
i’d walk right to my tank get back in it and like
go back to sleep
and like four five six o’clock
i would always wake up before seven
feeling like man i had just
slept for so long
and i felt great and my
dreams would be so lucid
so incredibly
real and tangible and holy shit i
wanna go write him down lucy that’s intense
so you only had to
walk a couple steps so you barely woke up i barely woke
up and went
right back right back out bam
that’s amazing
you got it it’s awesome
mine’s too far from my fucking bed
in the walking i’d wake up
going what the fuck you doing with your life rogan
getting up at
four o’clock in the morning you fucking weirdo meditate
and then i’ll go on the internet and
check my twitter
on the way down
ufos the congress is you what’s
going on here
next you know
be an hour later
i’ll be like
i want to get some breakfast man i’m fucking hungry
totally awake
sipping coffee
did you see that shit that was on cnn but
all these former us air
force employees are coming out
about ufos around nuclear
around nuclear
facilities that’s fucking
trippy shit man
i wonder if
these guys are all just nuts
i wonder if
these guys are all kooks or if they’re like
disinformation guys
that work for the government the government wants us to
think there’s fucking really ufos thing just
just distract a
lot of people and i can yeah and meanwhile
obama’s passing on his
making it easier for people to wire tap your
emails and get into
your fucking twitter account your facebook pages and
they’re passing all this
right into everybody’s noses
i wonder if
that’s what it is i wonder if it’s just a distraction
tactic i truly believe
it is i mean they appointed the un appointed some
chick to be the ambassador when the
aliens come
listen bitch
you don’t speak for me is that real
yes the un just ant
pointed and what’s the
fuck’s third job
just sit around
and wait she is a i believe she’s an astrophysicist
and her job is to communicate with the aliens
you don’t talk for me hooker can i just say something
i got a dog we have been on this planet
evolving with dogs for thousands of years
and we don’t
speak doberman
we don’t speak german shepherd
and how do we
think that they’re
gonna show up and
suddenly we’re
gonna be like sit
right good alien
up it’s fucking
hilarious well
up the idea
alien want a
snack is that they’re
gonna be so much more intelligent
now they’re
gonna be able to
understand what our language is
they’ll be able
to decipher our language that’s the hope and the dream
i think they’re
gonna show up and
think food man you look soft and
juicy that’s what we do
if you look
these people if you look at what
you look at what do they
just eat us
we be like cows you know
if you look at what
every single
life form on this planet does
they’re gonna
make sure that they exploit
everything weaker than that that’s
the ethic of
space it seems like
it’s the ethic of life
on this planet
that’s survival of the fittest
and when you’re the fittest you get the fuck
the ones who are not as fit that’s just the way it is
what human beings do to dolphins and seaworld
and what we do to killer whales
we know that killer
whales rescue
human beings that fall off boats we know that there’s
never been a case in the wild of a killer whale
a documented case killing a human
the only times they’ve ever done
other than seaworld
that’s the only times i’ve ever done it
and we know what
dolphins do dolphins kill baby dolphins so they can
force the female dolphin to fuck
dolphins are
ruthless man is that true yes fuck yeah it’s true
yeah they killed the baby they
killed the babies how do they kill them
they killed
their face are
they kill him yeah
that’s one of the reasons
yeah they dolphins rape the fuck out of each other too
and one of the reasons why female dolphins are whores
female dolphins are
super slutty and the reason being is because
they have to fuck as many male dolphins as possible
so that when they have babies
those male dolphins won’t kill the babies
so the male dolphin will go
i could be mine
some might be mine damn
they like her
cause they they get the fucker would you
take this so
from documenters
and so the the
the idea being that the
mother does not
breed while she’s with the baby so it takes
like six years or something like that before she’s
going to breed
again oh before she
breeds again before she breeds
again because just take care of the baby how well
how long does dolphin live
good question i don’t know
i don’t know but you need
to know a lot
about their sex life dolphins
freak freak
fucking one of those
for a while
if it only had a
sheep’s pussy
but it was a dolphin right
be in there son
put those two together
yeah if you get fuck
it and it could drag you through the
water the same yeah
take you on trips you like
40 miles an
hour better be able to hold your breath
you’re gonna need to design some new dolphin
they can fuck
that’s right
or maybe you
could just climb on the back of a dolphin
just get a flashlight
attached to the dolphin
you fuck that could be
i heard it already feels good there’s
videos on the
internet people fucking dolphins have you seen
those no no is that
that can’t be real that’s totally real
no one’s fucking dolphins dude
how’s that possible huh
they have their
penis comes out and though the
woman gets underneath it
remember it was a be making the show no i’m not
now there’s
videos that kinds
of videos of people fucking go can’t
be time actual sex brian
yes i need i need some clarification
okay we need to we need to go deep on this one sorry
we can’t just
leave people out there
thinking that there’s
humans i wonder
how many people are
right now going this is bullshit i will look myself
oh a lot of people that’s a beautiful thing
about the internet now you know i mean
instantly you can find out you can google and at
least get the general consensus
i mean you can’t find out who killed kennedy
there’s some
shit you can’t find out
but you can’t google yes on 19
yes help us
win in california yeah probably
thirty four days away
prop yeah it’s yes on nineteen com
thirty four
days away and what are the most recent polls
recent polls show us when
it depends on
whose poll you look at fox or what have you
and while they make great
human sounds
and what are you doing
brian he’s looking that
you said it wasn’t
true is it real don’t tell him it’s not true
it’s not real that well
he’s on and i wasn’t
i was a fucking
die apple dolphin uniform
apple isn’t
gonna let you look at porn yeah man how you
think you gonna look at that on that
they’re gonna say no dolphin porn no good
yeah but they can’t stop you from
going all those
those websites now they
would go to html5 because the ipad
all the porn websites
then none of them were
flashbase anymore
to like oh really you can’t
get on the ipad oh let’s just change this shit up son
whoa they change
everything to
html5 and then that works on your ipad and then you can
watch porn on your ipad
who would have
known innovation
leading the way
against porn leading the way
there are a lot of christians who need their porn
they do you know how
about that new dude that got busted what’s his name
eddie long so his name the new
oh wow the rings
preacher yeah
boys i’m just what is his name
dude that’s double bad because you know brothers ain’t
supposed to be even
thinking like yeah brothers do not get no
homo man that’s
the proposition 8
passed in california
a lot of gay people
were really pissed off at
black folks
because black
folks voted some
ridiculous number
ridiculous percentage
those white
folks should be mad at
their christian
siblings who brought christianity to all
these poor people
you know because that’s really the problem
okay well you’re
going back with
moral a little bit
far with your
blame there fella whoa
what is this guy’s name ed
long what was the guy’s name that got
busted i want to read this alone
could it be
could it be ed
long that’s like his
point no you’re
right due to the size of the dolphins dick
the best way
you can have sex with a male dolphin
is to masturbate him brian
brian yeah male
is whatever
a female his name is ed
long his name is
it’s no eddie
long yes eddie
long it’s true
eddie long that’s you
couldn’t write this fiction you
really couldn’t man it’s like you remember when that
there was a long yeah
it’s all of the name you know it
right here’s
the best part
homies got a pink tie
oh how about that so he’s the one taking it yeah we’re
watching it not necessarily
with the pink tie it’s
kinda soft yeah
everything else is black
well his outfit’s dark and
strong powerful
he’s just like
you know i’m into that boy pussy wow
bring him the flashlight
this is this is a big ad they
make you watch
now yeah they’re
good at it captive ads they saying fuck your tivo
i know it’s like the only time i ever
watch as now when i’m trying to
watch a youtube clip
this is cnn com but it’s
hey you know what man it’s only 30
seconds whatever well of my life
added up so this guy this ed
eddie long another
christian man in a position of power
that it turns out was actually banging boys
shocking what if
what if what if
like the catholic church has been run by gays who are
angry at the straight people this whole time
right and they get to wear
their dresses
and have their fabulous cars and their
drink out of
their gold chalices
and be covered in all
these colors
and live in
total secrecy
and then pick out
the little gay kids
right out of the
straight audience the flaw
is that they think
hate madonna
whoa what do you mean madonna
the churches hate madonna you know
gay people love madonna
love madonna
so that’s therefore your
analysis does
not hold water
oh i think it’s true
that’s what you
think it is i say ancient gay cult yeah
insults pope
wearing a dress
yeah of course thank you
what’s up with that
crazy fish head
all of them at the
vatican and let me
think i don’t
wanna fuck women i
wanna go live with men for the rest of my life
pretty much
you get and you’re not even allowed to masturbate
why not just
oh nocturnal emissions
well you can’t even
dream about getting off well how
about salt peter
that shit they give them to keep them from getting
horny that’s not true
it’s not real it’s an
urban myth pretty much it’s an
urban myth but they
still did actually give it to him
salt peters real
shit stuff i
think no i don’t think
might say it in
jail all the time there’s always salt
peter and food really
i don’t know whatever
i can’t say
yeah i still
dreaming my
girlfriends and wake up feeling failure rousey
well i don’t
think they really assault
peter in jail that’s one of
those urban
legend type
things but total
urban legend the
whole idea is
ridiculous the
whole idea that anybody
would ask you to not have sex
like why would god give me a dick
if i didn’t want to use it god don’t procreate go yeah
god does not only just want not want you to procreate
doesn’t want you to feel affection
doesn’t want you to
love someone i love how people that talk
about you know there’s no
evolution there’s
just creationism they don’t want to talk
about incestual relations between adam and eve and all
their kids yeah which is
where the fuck that come from god
show up again with a new boat
hey i got no
fresh yeah there
you go brothers are
just fucking like
crazy that would be what it had to be
wouldn’t it if you go with the christians
and then they did all this in 6 000 years
what’s up you’re my brother
yeah that’s that’s my christian
brother don’t eat that apple
which is bad
no and you know
i love that in the
union that was the
first prohibition
the prohibition of thou
shall not eat from the tree of knowledge
and who was the big cop
right god and
how many people
two two people he had to police and god
according to christian mythology
couldn’t handle prohibition
yeah how hilarious is it god
would make some shit that he didn’t want you to eat and
tell you don’t eat it i’m telling you i will fuck your
world up oh oh
oh you ate the
apple that i told you not to eat
well guess what
you don’t ever get a
second chance
you’re fucked forever your
whole species is fucked
joe do you ever wonder if that’s
do you wonder if that
snake that one
snake the original
snake ever made it
if he made it on noah’s ark
do you ever think
about that like no wonder that
snake was the devil
it was really a serpent
that’s how much
i know i was just like
i was hoping that
snake made it maybe that
snake is all around us all the time yeah
pretty much
the whole idea that you know they’ll make fun of
fucking muslims or that
they’ll make fun of
scientologists they’ll make fun of
you know like oh they’ve got the
wrong thing well
you better come to
jesus well see i
argue that everybody’s an atheist because a jew
doesn’t believe in a christian god and a christian god
doesn’t believe in buddha
and a buddha
doesn’t believe
in a jewish god and none of them believe in muhammad
so it’s really they’re all atheists
cause they don’t believe in
anything but
their little fantasy
truthfully so they’re all atheists
to somebody else’s
shit to somebody else’s shit they don’t believe in
their other god so bam
suddenly we’re in
alignment i just don’t also believe with any of
their gods it’s
amazing that there are so many different religions
hundreds literally
we were neat
we were lost we needed direction we
need someone to woke up and go i know
where the food is
i know where you’ll be warm i
know how to heal you sick when you die and come with me
right it’s amazing that
there’s so many different religions but even though
we know that they all say different shit everyone
is willing to go
believing that the one they believe is right
even though
there’s so many examples of contradicting ideas
for whatever fucking reason we compartmentalize
that when we you know go down the road of being
a mormon or go down the road of being a catholic or a
baptist we just
which you don’t
look at it just don’t just
say this is my team and
screw your team
and it’s a very ten nfl
mentality you know rah
rah my team boo your team
it’s all the same shit
it is all the same shit when i was indiana
i was in indiana for ufc
anybody who
fought somebody from indiana even if they were american
they would boom
really you’re not from indiana boo
that’s our local boy
hoosiers but
think about indiana is
great don’t get me
wrong but the
mentality is so fucked up
that you’re booing against
other americans
cause they’re not from a similar place
they’re not within a certain distance of
where you sleep
so you’re there you don’t even like him
right now who’s
going up against our guy
like we need we don’t just have americans
versus the rest of the world
we’ll go down to neighborhoods
we’ll break it down to neighborhoods
we’ll break it down to the hatfields and the mccoys
you know the problem with
indiana is there’s nothing else to fucking do there
and they’re not
known for much in indiana
and so that
movie hoosiers came out everyone was like
sports is now our big
thing so now it’s like
seriously the
movie came out because
sports is a big
thing right
right right but they’re so
proud of that
movie and that
cause that’s all they have
living in indianapolis they
used to have this
thing called the indianapolis
500 that was
kind of big
direct mix too
yeah they have a lot of shit dude
yeah so it’s very
important to see
we’ve gotta
bring farming back to the midwest is what we
gotta do we
gotta really farming you
bring it back to weed right weed
man but hemp we need hemp
man i know look
farmaid right now is in its
25th year and the
problem with it is 25 years and they’ve gotten where
because all
these people they’re trying to convince
they built their
their farms on corn and cotton
are completely
wrong and they’re not
gonna have any economic independence back
until they get
their hemp back
and again as
john cougar melankamp came onto the
screen and they boot him
really boom in indiana
yep he’s from indiana is
they didn’t
get the cue
card he’s a
liberal always
liberal fucking really wow
it was crazy
they showed him i expected everybody to go ape shit
wow boo you know in ohio the farms are
getting so bad that they’re like closing farms left and
right that a lot of the farms are turning into
shopping centers
where my mom lived
just in five years used to be farms everywhere
and now it’s like commercial
buildings and
they’re losing all
these farms because there’s no
money in it or something’s not
going on right
in the farming industry in ohio well
it’s very difficult to run a farm and make a profit
it’s incredibly difficult it’s so fucking hard
especially when you’re up
against unfair
trade practices and fucking fuels that come from 9 000
miles away well how
about seeds you know you don’t even own your seeds
you’re a farmer when you get seeds from
those a big
deal and you know what hemp is the one
thing that we need to really
push that we don’t have gmo control of we have to
stand up and ask for
but you know our
civil rights
back we have to demand them in back in fact i mean
when we are well let’s explain the
seeds thing though what i was saying is going it
when you buy seeds if you’re a farmer you buy
these seeds that have been made by this company
monsanto yeah you don’t own
those seeds you go you got
those seeds and when you
plant your new plants
and you grow like
say if you grow peppers you can’t take the seeds out of
those peppers
and grow more peppers
cause you don’t own that right
you don’t own that
they will sue you they’re like
they will sue
you if it is
it’s incredible monsanto has actually people that
go around and test crops of people that they suspect
are using a
generation away from
their last seed
and it’s really
scary i mean and you know how
crazy is that now can you take
those seeds and like make new
new versions of that seed no it
can’t be any
trace of it no
no is there
even genetically modified
so they know what the genome
of this particular
plant that they’ve created is
right so if you have that shit in your field
you have to pay them every year
every year you have
to pay for new seeds you can’t
the way people always did it
you grew tomatoes you took the seeds from the tomatoes
you grew more tomatoes
you can’t do that now it’s illegal
like that is
the nuttiest
shit ever and that’s the number one reason for
genetically modifying food is to control the
market and that’s
the number one
reason also why marijuana will always remain illegal
to a lot of people
they’ll want to keep
it illegal rather is because they can’t control it no
you know hemp has
grown in every industrialized country
other than america it’s amazing
how crazy is that canada
right up north
right above us
right they’re growing it
they grow all of the seed products that are in
whole foods and all that
nutrition so all this is
money that farmers
could be making here all this
shit all this shit they’re
stealing from them
these cunts
yep the government is
stealing from
steal julius i love
and stealing it by
denying them
their own country
everywhere fucking best country it’s
gonna indiana grow
nascar american
peace i know
i’m free they’re gonna
bomb california
is what they’re
gonna do what are they
gonna do max
that proposition
9 takes over 19
19 proposition 19
i was thinking gay
the one when they when that shit
goes into effect if and when
it’s gonna change the culture
it’s gonna that’s
the big change is gonna be in people’s behavior
because you can talk all the paper you want but
the most fascinating
thing to me
is what it does
to people socially it changes the fuck out of
human beings
well you know some of the
things that people are coming out
against property
19 is saying is that it’s
going to lend itself to corporations and it’s not true
corporations are not saying that who’s saying that
believe it or not we have a lot of people
that are in the medical
marijuana industry that don’t want to see prop19
pass because they’re comfortable
right now in
their profiteering
and they don’t want to see
a status quo
change and it’s really sad because
these are the people that have benefit the most when
their local communities
allow them to
start selling
to anybody over 21 without a doctor’s note
right but the doctors who’ve been making
their living for all
these years giving away prescriptions
and charging
150 bucks a pop
that’s that source of income
these guys have
doctors were historically
wealthy and they’ll do fine actually practicing
medicine i’m sure
maybe but when you’re set up for years and years and
years just giving out medical marijuana prescriptions
and you’re comfortable with it then all of a
sudden something’s gonna come
along to make your business go away
and you’re gonna have to come up with some
whole new business
if you’re a
selfish douchebag i
could see where you’d be like man i don’t want this
isn’t that why the alcohol
beverage industry is giving to the campaign against us
isn’t that why all
these interested
self interested companies are
stepping up
it’s all the
same thing but
we don’t expect
it out of the medical marijuana doc
another lie i
heard was that big tobacco monies behind this when it’s
such bullshit proposition
19 yes when you can look up and
see where all the
money came from
going forever
it realistically though
prop 19 was passed by somebody that as somebody i’ve
known for over 15 years he’s a really good person
that really just wanted to do the right
thing he wanted to put forward a more
liberal initiative
but he had cash and he pulled
the initiative
and he found that more liberal
were not pulling well enough to actually pass
so he actually
pulled back pulled back pulled back on the verbiage
until he got an
initiative that pulled well enough to pass
and what a lot of people
don’t realize is that this is not the means to the end
this is just
or this is a means to the end it’s not the end
it’s just one
small step in the
evolution of
getting our freedoms back and this prop 19 is
going to be
one step closer to having our
rights back
and what a lot of people are talking
about which is pissing me off is that
we got meg whitman buying her way into the governorship
and we have
steve cooley who has been the guy down here in la for
those of you
who don’t live in la
who has been
closing down all the los angeles bought clubs
and if this guy gets the top
cop position in the
state of california
and prop nineteen loses
all of these
idiots and i’ll say you are
idiots that are
going against prop
nineteen that are selling medical marijuana
are gonna lose your businesses and lose your freedoms
and the only
thing that’s
gonna protect you right now
is if everybody in the
state gets the
rights that you have been getting for the last
14 years since medical marijuana
concentrate on
these dildos let’s concentrate
on that yeah it’s
on that cop not the
yeah i’m sorry
steve cooley
is this is the guy that’s running for attorney general
and he’s basically running as somebody that’s
against the
death penalty and in
california you
might as well be running
against somebody unopposed
he’s running
against someone who’s
against the
death penalty yes oh so he’s running unopposed
in that sense he is
absolutely and when he gets in his agenda
is to do in the
state that he
has already done in la
well why is he want to shut down medical pot
stores ideologically on
who knows who knows what he’s invested in
who knows what his reality is from
it’s all part
of his life you know
who knows who
who really he’s
loyal to in that
sense you know
but there’s something there’s some
campaign contributions or something there’s something
going on i would love to be able to
follow the money forensically and see exactly
what changed
these people because
in some ways there’s got to be strengths pulling them
you know and it’s not
cheap to run a campaign in the
state of california you need
to get on the sides of people with a lot of
money well that’s where they
don’t have a lot
of collective
money oh megan
she is very
very rich and what is she what was her position in ebay
she had something to do with ebay
she i thought
founded not
founded she was the one that
was brought in and like brought them from being a very
small company to a very
large company she helped
organize them and she rode
their growth curve
okay so she made a ton of
money off ebay
and now she wants to be the governor and she’s
spending how much
money to do this she’s already
spent over a hundred million dollars of her own
money to become governor
yeah 100 million
for a job that
pays 200 000 a year google it people how much does
it pay how much does it pay
it pays nothing and this is a scarier
port it’s like what do you
think she’s
gonna accomplish
with this 100
million influence
what is she doing this for
test them out to their ego
you know it’s
building a big you know why
don’t do it too
and you know this is just
turn my volume down no
this is the part that kind of bothers
me is that this is more of what we’ve had for a long
time it’s just that now we’re looking at it and we’re
grossed out by it
but don’t think before newspapers and internet
carried the word
that robber barons
weren’t running politics
going back to the 30s and 40s and 50s
and when i say they i don’t mean to
sound like some conspiracy
not i mean to
sound like somebody that’s realistic
about the fact that alcohol
got together
after prohibition and went yo who’s our competition
all these kids are smoking this loco we gotta
set and then
we should go
after that but look at it this way okay this
makes okay okay
this meg woman
woman she is obviously very wealthy
so it’s going to be very difficult
to buy a person that’s very wealthy she’s very wealthy
so why would this
very wealthy person want to stop medical marijuana in
california because that is what she wants to do
what would be her
motivation because it
would not be financial
right she doesn’t need the
money she’s paying 100 million dollars
can i say the governor you don’t
think that alcohol companies
for sure are not giving her a hundred million dollars
when you have that much
money joe it isn’t sitting
in a locker at the edge of your bed it’s sitting
in investments and i’d love to know what her portfolios
vested in because she has people that are actually
standing there saying
this is what i’ll advise you to do
and anybody that’s
advising somebody that has
literally hundreds of millions of dollars
is going to say listen
this initiative
is bad for your liquor investments it’s bad for your
pharmaceutical investments it’s bad for you so you
think it’s purely
a financial decision on her i
think a lot of why we’re dealing with prohibition
and why we’re dealing with people that are
against it is because of the financial
connections they have in the more wealthy they are
the more people lean
against them
how few in a
sense do we have of you
because here you are a guy that made it in tv
five years of newsradio five plus years on fear factor
you have a career you have
advisors around you saying listen joe if you do
stupid stuff
it’s gonna not get you the big jobs it’ll pay a lot of
money and then i’m not
gonna make money
so are those persons
gonna advise you to go be the
activist that you’ve become
or are they
gonna say bro
really because i know that a lot of
other actors have to stop and think man
i won’t get hired
if if i start getting all radical
and that’s what they really believe
so they told the line
you are so rare cause you
haven’t told the line
he said fuck it
i’d rather be
happy and be myself than be some
slave to a corporate you know dictation
yeah well you don’t have to do it that way
those guys are pussies
a lot of emons
but when i look at it
as long as you’re a nice person
but how few
woody harrelson’s and joe rogan’s do we have
speaking up for the
right reasons
well you know what a lot of people
have families and they want to play it safe and they
feel conservative and they get paranoid and they don’t
trust in the
greater good of
humanity and the
people’s ability to see
what they’re saying
they don’t have
faith in their ability to express themselves
so that people
understand the
point of view that they have and
where they’re coming from
right i have
confidence is my ability to express myself
and you do it for us all i think
it’s important for everybody i
think everybody
should and would do it if you’re a rational
thinking person why
would you live your life pretending to be something
other than who you are
you know why
would you not want people to know
about something that’s radically
changed the way you look at the
world why would you not want to
why because
fucking meg whitman says it’s bad look at that bitch
get the fuck out of here did she quit or get
fired from ebay i don’t know
she’s a woman who wants to be in control of
things that’s always freaky she
probably don’t
need a mom is in ebay
seventy five percent of ebay’s audience
stone people in the middle of
night buying shit she
should know her audience
i don’t know
she probably
pulled a sarah
payment i got
fired you know she’s slapped away
for more lucrative
man women that want to run
should creep me out
no i know it
sounds gross
but it’s totally true
why because hillary clinton
she doesn’t
creep you out
she is a creeps me the fuck out right
rice have condoleezza
rice was running
things on you
think you’d
freak the fuck out
creepy but there’s a lot of creepy guys
dictating you
right they’re creepy
too i’m not
saying i want guys running shit
but at least they’ve been doing that forever
when a chick wants to
hop in there and compete with the man i’m like what you
crazy bitch
what are you doing you’re not balanced you ain’t
no fucking yogi
you’re not gonna see through the maze
you’re you’re fucking just as
crazy as the
men if not crazier because you have to because you’re a
woman and because they’re gonna
prove that they’re
tougher than the men that i was
terrified that scares me
there was a moment
where hillary
clinton was running for president when i was
thinking you know what
she’s gonna win
and what if she wins
and she gets a new position
where one of these
crazy fucks from another country tests her
because she’s a
woman i mean if
assuming that political
power is real and then the president really has any
say and then anybody in another country really does pay
attention to him that it’s not all this big gigantic
build a burger meeting group
assuming that a president is real
could you imagine what putin
would do if he sat across
from fucking hillary clinton or sour palin at
some sort of negotiations it’s horrible
would crush them isn’t
a mock them he would
well because most
cultures put
their most intellectually capable people in
power and not
their you know
best idiots
like what’s just
i mean it’s just
it’s not that it’s not that men
should be running shit
right it’s not because i
think most capable i
think the idea of the
alpha the one the idea of having a leader is fucking
ridiculous i
think it’s some
archaic shit that we have to figure a new way around
so i’m not saying that men
should be running shit
but i’m saying that
anybody who’s a
woman that wants to run shit
like that’s kind of
crazy like you don’t even
have a dick why are you trying to control everything
what are you doing why are you trying to fucking
grab the reins i don’t
know what are you doing
i don’t want to be president okay i’m
not i don’t want to be a leader
don’t get me wrong
i’m not saying that i am better than a woman who
would be doing the job i’m saying when i see a
woman who wants to be a leader i
understand the man wanting to be a leader it makes
sense to me even if i don’t believe in it or
agree with it i
understand it
when i see a
woman that’s
wanna do it
i’m like look at that
crazy bitch
that’s what i
think i think you
wanna be the king of the
world and you’re a chick
whoa you know
but yet iced
lin’s not in wars and they had a female
friend over there
i was i was
starting to
think of all the female leaders around
the world i’m like
there’s a lot actually it’s totally sex a lot of
queen because
it’s totally
sexist don’t get me
wrong but i don’t
think anybody
should be a leader
i think the
whole idea is i like
that it’s based on some leftover
fucking shit from back when we were a
tribe of 200
monkey people
and we needed a leader to protect us from the other
monkey people who wanted to rape our
women and take our food
i mean that’s what it is
the idea that one person can represent the
whole country like
a president i don’t give a fuck if he has a cabinet
i don’t give a
the idea that there’s a one guy that
stands there
ladies and gentlemen the president of the united states
you know what
no it’s even the
voice even the figurehead even
descendant of
royalty it sure
it’s an avatar
you did the
whole idea is
ridiculous it’s
it’s so they
created our whole
structure in america to compete
against what they were
what they were
fighting and then they
became that and work and they became way worse
right way worse
it’s beautiful
i love this
i’m gonna hear so much shit from my female friends well
thank you you don’t
think women
should be running things
oh what does that mean
i think men do it better
maybe maybe men have been doing it
wrong for so long
maybe be good for a
woman to give it a try
you’re definitely comfortable
in your relationship
that’s not a worldly
thing to say if she’s a woman
meaning like i
you know i mean i’m not
gonna be like yeah fuck
women should be presidents
you know right now i’m like what was his name
to be president what are you talking about
he’s saying he’s afraid to get his
dick cut off
when he goes home and he’s obviously saying you’re not
no but what he’s saying is you misread
the thing is he’s trying
to pretend to be someone in different so he’s attracted
to females i’m not
gonna start
bashing the female race race
that’s what it is
i’m not bashing the females
rate listen most women
females that’s how women
say that listen
well the women that take that are cunts and
listen i’m not bashing the female races
i’m not bashing the male race it
doesn’t want to be president
you know most of the male race
doesn’t want to be president
you don’t want to be president it’s not a male
thing it’s a leader thing
but what i’m saying is i
understand the creepy fuck control
freak men i
understand that instinct
but when i see a
chick that wants to rock that right
i go what’s
going on there
you see like
sarah palin
i guess one way
sarah palin is just this
dummy that got
stuck into a
nice position and she’s trying to make some money
i mean that’s really
what it is but
after a while it’s not that anymore after a
while it’s like well you’re the figurehead for the
retard movement and you’re just like them and you got a
microphone on you
and there’s a spotlight
on you and oh now you’re a fucking problem because you
never were supposed to get to this point
and somehow you’ve artificially
been inserted into the public consciousness
with no merit
and now all the retards go
just like me woo
i hope they rise up and
start these fucking tea
party rallies
have you watched any of that shit they’re crazy
god damn insane and
glennback is just making gold
underwear and gold socks and
and diamond
covered fucking cars and that guy must be just
scraping it in with rakes
he’s so obviously full of shit too
it’s like his game only works on the dumb
it only but there’s
so many dumb people it’s a very effective tactic
him and her together man they
scare the fuck out of it double dumb double
glenn back and
sarah palin
they combined
forces like they did at
their party meeting
dude they could they
could run for president
man that’s real shit i hope the
first president’s a
black lady with a lisp
that’s totally a lesbian
i hope it’s like
every single horrible
thing that’s
wrong with you know like you know banning gay
marriage you know
women presents i hope it’s all combined into one like
super president
that just pisses off everybody
i hope it’s an alien
an alien i hope an
alien wins in disguise of a
human being and then tells everybody
now that we have a
diplomat we’d like to
now that i’m in
place and i’m running shit
bitches need to sit the fuck down
we’ve been thinking about
exterminating you fucks for
about 50 years now
i thought your concept
about getting
mold was really accurate
well it is a
giant life form
it’s a giant life form on a
that’s what the
human race is
the human race
on earth earth is a life form it is a
superorganism we don’t
think of planets that support life as a life form
because it’s an environment
where life grows
but i’m not so sure
about that if you look at lava
in the center in the magnetic core and you look at the
magnetosphere in the
atmosphere and like this is like it’s not just
a place where life is it’s almost like a
system it’s
alive and we might
be conscious
yeah we don’t know what’s conscious man we’re
guessing and we assume that conscious means
that it can talk like
us and move like us but we don’t know we don’t there’s
a lot of evidence that there
might be something
going on inside trees some sort of a fucking
reaction that trees and
plants have to people
well think of cellular intelligence
yeah and that’s really
where we’ve always thought oh it’s in our
brain and then
there’s this myth that we don’t even use our own
brain all of our
brain and it’s like really
do you know how many of us
are you stupid that you believe that your
whole body is not actually
shooting at all
all marks right now and i
think that our
capability of intelligence is really really deep well
that’s a metaphor i think for
wasted potential
people have this
idea we’re only
using 10 of our
brains if we just really concentrate
no one even
knows what that means what does that mean you’re only
using ten percent of your
brain what’s
going on with the
other ninety percent of
your brain like
what’s useful well you know how
we know how the
brain works
when we blow holes and parts of the
brain we shoot people and parts their head
and then we go i can’t see anymore i
guess that’s the part
where you see out of
it is oh we
drilled a hole here and he
still saw he’s calm
well i guess this is the part that makes him
aggressive we’ll just
drill a hole in that
bitch that was
the lobotomy
that’s what
they did when people got a little nutty they go
what do you
wanna do you
wanna kill him
you wanna drill a fucking hole in his head and
see if we can fix him one flew over the cuckoo’s nest
that went too
far yeah they
would fix people by
drilling holes in
their head hollow back
hollow back y’all
you know you ever there’s a
whole group of
humans that voluntarily put holes in their head
and they believe that it
alleviates pressure and gives them euphoria
and that the pressure of the growing
brain trapped inside the
skull causes headaches and all sorts of problems
and in africa there’s fucking
cultures that have done this
where they literally they caught the entire
skull i posted it on twitter
see if you can find it i mean i don’t know what you
would look under
there’s a term
for it there’s a term for it for
streaming holes
in someone’s
head where they call
shit i’m fucking up here
because there’s an actual term for it
but people do it on purpose it’s like it’s a it’s a
see if you can find that but
people look
great voluntary wholes
in panning yes
trae panning
trepa and ing its
often reusable
leave pressure beneath a surface
bubble yeah and
there’s a video of
these african dudes
where they do it with no anesthesia and they do it with
these fucking
stone tools
they like strip away your fucking
scalp and cut out your bone
oh they don’t
just do it once they do it as many as 20 times
they had a life
yeah and they fucked
their brains up because
not only that
they have to wear
they have to wear hats from
then on i’m sure because
their brain is exposed there’s
like a canoe shaped cut out
on the top of
their fucking
skull dr john
clark was the
first one to do it in 1664
and he taught the africans how to do it that’s what
they’re saying us i’m sorry us
us american
hmm well no he
might have it
might have been just
like religion we brought christianity over to africa
it just says
first fit position
to perform it in the us
and he did it as a alleviating pressure on someone yeah
whoa it’s like if you can think
about it someone’s out there doing it man
you’ve seen
those women in
surrey is that
where is in africa
where they cut
their lip and
stick a plate in it
have you seen that shit you know i’m talking you
never seen the
plates in the
lower lips yeah yeah yeah i didn’t know the theory
dude named it’s the most
insane thing it’s not just
weird the bigger the plate
the more cows they’re
worth when they get married
so like say if you want to
marry my daughter
okay and she’s got a
giant ass fucking
plate i’m like
bitch that’s a 50 cow plate
you gotta come strong son
right so dudes
would have to give up
me heard they have to give up a herd because she’s
willing to carry around this
giant plate in her lips
what else issue they bang their
teeth out too
they have to bang
their lower
teeth out because the
plate sits there and
you can’t get a full
plate in there if you have the
lower teeth
so when the
plate starts getting big they have to
smash their
teeth out yeah
my blowjobs feel like
probably how much
does africa
suck oh my god
willing to do that
you willing to put
plates in your lips and cut holes
in your head thing
where they stretch
the neck out
that’s fucking crazy
they must be so
freaked out they got
stuck in africa they’re like look we’re
gonna make this
interesting all right
pretty much
stuck running from
hyenas and getting
eaten by crocodiles and shit we’re
gonna have to
stretch our necks out make our necks real big wow
who knows why they do
these things
well how about
those heads they
found in peru
where they stretch
their head out gigantic like a big alien head
they did it to like a huge percentage of the
population they put
boards in their heads and
and tied them down and
literally extended their head
and people were
thinking well is this
to emulate something is it to emulate the gods all the
anunnaki people see
this is evidence they were doing this to try to emulate
maybe not because look at
these africans are cutting the fucking holes in
their lip and
sticking plates in there are the dudes
cutting the holes in
their heads and
letting the air out you know
they’re not emulating anything
they’re just practicing
medicine they’re fucking nuts man people are nuts
well they’re
still kind of nuts too or they’re
trolling everyone you know it’s
freaky the disease i had as a
child i found out in the mid 80s they stopped
treating aggressively
that like more when i was in the 70s i was more
victim of fucking chemotherapy
and elective
surgeries or not elective
surgeries but
surgeries that
weren’t needed
and radiation than i
was of the actual disease because they were practicing
what yeah you
know what’s fucked up too is the x in histocytosis x
meant that the ethology of the disease was unknown
and when i first
asked an adult
where did my disease come from and they went
we don’t know and i was like wait a
minute who’s we
you and me or like
we like so what
exactly is the disease
histo what it’s like an overactive immune system
histosite it’s
histocytosis x
and it’s an overactive immune
system disease
right like i
would have too many
white blood cells
and they would
in a sense accumulate if you will
and usually it was in
bone marrow in
areas like that and it creates like blowout so like my
spine it blew out my arm it blew out
my hip it blew out
would it get better if you got sick
what do you mean sick you got a cold
now cause you’re the
hotels are there
right no no no think no
but i don’t
usually ever get
sneeze it all the time but
funny is i don’t really ever get sick
either i either i have problems
where like obviously
it was overgrowing
you know in
marrows and
stuff or i’m always
healthy i went to prison five years i didn’t get a cold
whoa yeah and that’s crazy
in place let me tell you
but start licking toilets how
yeah i don’t like
touching doors and shit
though i’m not a germaphobe but i actually i’m careful
people are gross
yeah people
are nose picking balls scratching ass
fucking wiping
just disgusting fucking
which is why i always recommend you use a tissue
from the bathroom when you open the door to
any public restroom i take mine open
not if you gotta pull it
play with a man
you have to
twist it and pull it
usually you
do actually
you use a piece
of towel yeah
there’s ways
you can protect yourself and if we had hemp we
could be using hemp towel man
you just have to
clean it man dude we had
some hemp flashlights
which is why we have to vote yes on 19
yeah vote yes on 19 it’s very important and
if you’re one of
those people out there that goes man
potheads are fucking annoying
there’s a lot of potheads are annoying
you know most potheads lots
just like most people
yeah like most people
a good percentage of people are annoying
and the reason being is because we do not have
a direction book on how to properly live a healthy life
a healthy fun
satisfying life
you know we live our lives
based on myths and bullshit
tv shows and movies and
we have this distorted perception of what this fucking
world is all about so
most people with this
especially with
the situation that we have now the way our
world is set up it’s so easy for a
moron just drift through and be
taken care of
every step of the way
and yet have opinions and yet be able to vote
george bush junior
well sarah palin
man that’s way
scary than her
than him gary
cool at least he was a man
wow that’s right i said it
i don’t give
a fuck gary
coleman gary coleman
can vote yeah
angry as fuck
i’d been angry too
after his whole bad life
yeah not the saddest part of his life i
would not have been
angry when he
was in the hospital dead
dying in his fucking
crazy cunt ex wife takes a picture
and sells it to
matt over him like all strapped up with pipes and shit
dying in bed and she’s
right next to him
with his like
dead she did
that yeah dead
fucking rubber face
just like didn’t
have any emotion in her eyes nothing like yep here
he is he’s dead and this is me i’m next to the dead guy
that’s horrible
oh it’s gross because that shit on like mouse pads
pretty sure
i’ve never seen that i did not
know she did that yeah that’s pretty dope i’m learning
i’m learning
well you got it
saved even huh i
think i should oh
usually i do
i can’t thank you
enough for coming out and support a prop 19 man well
dude you know i
enjoy the marijuana
so of course i’ve got to support prop 19
you know a lot of people have been really confused
on what this really does man and you know that’s been
a big problem for us because that’s
what i was talking
about what i’m saying most people
you look at potheads and you
think they’re
annoying right
really i’m finding them
annoying right now because i can’t believe all
these people i was working around that we thought
was working towards a common goal and now working
against it because a lot of people are
against prop 19
that’s what you’re saying
a lot of people are
against prop
19 not for the
right reasons either
for financial reasons
financial reasons or
just inaccuracies
how much most hippies are though
every time i
was hanging out with hippies they were trying to make
money making profits and still
there’s a lot that
there’s a lot of non hippies that are just commercially
motivated there’s a
bunch of people that
have just got in this industry in the last few years
you know sp
at 420 past and allowed for clubs
they’re trying to make money
and right now they
think oh no you’re
gonna change
this and we like this so please don’t change this
and that is really
what we’re up
against you’re
right when it comes from
the enemy within if you will
yeah there’s a
lot of people that aren’t hippies they’re opportunists
they are i know a
bunch of people that are in the business
yeah the people that own like
dispensaries they’re doing it purely for profit some
there’s a lot of good ones yeah you
know berkeley
patients good
harborside they’re all good there’s a lot of
good one provide
something that’s good marijuana is good
but there’s a lot of people that you
wouldn’t expect they’re not like
old dudes with gray hair and ponytails yeah
they’re young dudes look like they’re
right fucking doing squats right now
problem nineteen is
gonna make it so
these people
aren’t having to get away with it it’s they’re
gonna be able to service
their neighbors who have a
right to have pot
and everybody in the
state’s gonna have a
right to grow pot and that’s
gonna be a big
big yeah so all
these people that are selling it the shit’s gonna go
under because no one’s
gonna need to buy it you
can just grow your own
so he’s gonna see the
prices drop
thankfully you know
radically radically
and profits are
gonna drop and
right now you know
it’s the liquor companies it’s the big drug cartels
these are the people that are getting i’d be
more than willing to pay
exactly what i’m paying
right now just keep making it just as good i’ll pay
just as much
i’m not growing a shit
no there’s always
gonna be thousand dollar bottles of wine
you know and there’s
gonna be people that do
things with a high quality and grandma
could grow better pot than
me for instance and you’ll want grandma’s pot over mine
that’s really bulk
like cheetos
i wanted to see like but see piles of it’s been
throwing joints out my
window the only
thing about
crazy is that
it doesn’t really lend itself for quality with quantity
because when you have
large amounts of it
you don’t have
in a sense is is good quality control
right now in
smaller batches
now let’s talk
about one thing
for the non smoking
non marijuana smoking amongst us this is one of the
things that
really fascinated me the most when i
first found out
about marijuana
when i first
when i first
when i was a
kid i thought marijuana was bad for you it made you
stupid all these different things
but when i first
started smoking weed
the thing that fascinated me the most
was that there are two
completely different strains
that have very different
effects just
not different
strains okay let me
break this down
can i say this right now
there’s a lot of confusion
in this before i went to prison a friend of mine he
wrote marijuana
botany and he
later wrote the book hashish been revised
his name’s robert
colonel clark
he’s forgotten more
about cannabis than i’ve had an opportunity to learn
and while i was in prison
these scientists actually looked at the
specimens of sativa and indica
and sativa and
indica were questions
so if i walked up to you with seeds joe
it would actually be
does this make
clothing and
paper and all this
stuff or is it like
india because
if you look up the word
indica names
indica means
of or like india
okay so when you go to
india all of the cannabis that’s
grown there is indica
because it’s in india
but when you
go there you’ll find tropical varieties down by goa
and northern varieties
up by the area that’s now pakistan and hindu kush
that is the entire
range of cannabis and it’s all
indica the history lesson is interesting but
for everyone today
who wants pot there’s two different effects
indica makes you sleepy
and it makes you
couch weed it
makes you what a lot of people
think of as a
stoner sativa
is a totally different
experience and it makes you much more
introspective it makes you
start looking at fucking telescopes and
space documentaries so
that’s not a
strain what
should we call it
well it’s an
equatorial variety it’s from near the equator
cause let me
break this down
there’s two different
effects though correct
this is what i want people
who are not potsmokers to
understand this
when they go into
these deep historical
it’s not but
but they did
it like this
right in the 60s and 70s all the pot that was
coming into america was like acapulco gold michuican
maui wai jamaican
all of these
strains were from
the equator tropical
they made you
happy horny well organized
want to do things like protest
and then the hippies went to afghanistan
they found this
short fat leaves
plant that they thought was
indica and they
started mixing it with all
these tropical varieties like maui waui and thai
stick and stuff
and they shortened
the time it
takes to flower cannabis and they picked varieties
that yielded
the most amount of pot because it was the reason being
is that the ones that were equatorial the
ones that were growing on the equator needed a longer
cycle of sun because it’s
right because
they’re in a 12 12 and
those are the
ones that have the different psychoactive effect
ones that come in contact more with the sun
are the ones that make
you not so much more with the sun
it’s just the
varieties that developed near around the equator
where there was a longer
cycle our more innocence
cycle and in a
sense to be
grown in america they have to be
grown indoors yep
and then what happened is the hippies in a
sense started
breeding this afghan with all of
their tropical varieties
and through the 80s we kind of
developed this one hit wonder pot
that took away
all that good energy and took away all that
and now for me i always
smoke haze i like
super silver haze and nl
for people who don’t
understand what you’re saying haze means sativa
in a sense it does in the
sense our terminology of sativa but sativa really means
most useful
but the way okay that’s true but
that’s not how it’s used
indica and sativa
is how it’s used sativa is the heady
more you know trippy
spaceweed and
indica is couch high energy
this is my whole
point in the beginning was
i did not know there was two different types
of pot i thought pot was pot and then all pot had a
similar effect some pot may be
stronger than
other pot but it’s
basically all pot you’re gonna
smoke pot you’ll either get really high or what
but it’s not the same
it’s not even remotely the same there are two different
and almost everyone is used to
indica because
indica is the easiest shit to grow
and because the shit
that you know you’re getting if you’re getting it from
you know some dudes are
coming down from you know they’re in canada growing in
those commercials
brickweed it
grows the fastest and yields
the most and
now that we’re getting through prohibition we’ll see
these varieties
that take longer and
yield less but
have a profoundly different
effect on our energy
and our thinking
and our movement exactly so how is it
wrong what i was saying
well it’s not sativa everybody’s
calling it sativa but sativa really means hemp
it’s indo european hemp variety
right but we’ve decided
we haven’t names though
but everyone universally
in the pot community they’re looking at two different
things indica and sativa that’s what they called it
right that’s universally in the pot community
they’re all just a
noise you make with your
mouth to describe something
absolutely okay but
we’ll be making different
things we’re not
gonna call it to
tv and look at
what’s we want
to fuck out of
people that’s what it is
right now we look we
look what am i
gonna call it reality
california’s not that
developed hive weed
and couchweed what do we call
it we’ll call it names like you know
arrowhead or you
know avion or whatever we’re calling that
water at the time we don’t really go
give me a bottle of
water when we’re sitting in a five star
no i say bottled
water what am i a fucking
water connoisseur
and now i just want
water okay now trip on this the same way
right now you walk up to a weed
counter it’s almost like the same
thing because
you can’t make distinguishes
like you do liquor
and when you walk up to
a bar you know the difference between wine and whiskey
and if somebody you ought a
whiskey and they hand you wine you’re
gonna be like yo douchebag this isn’t what i asked for
right but when i go to the now
store i say hey
where’s your sativas
oh we got jack
cleaner we got
trainwreck or give me some of that
trainwreck and then
that’s what
we do but technically all drug varieties are
indica what
no there’s two different
types though when you go to indica
when you go to
india and you get
indica and it’s from go
india india
suck my dick
there’s two different
experiences we’ve broken
this down for
people don’t know look
practical knowledge this is very important
what all he’s saying is all nonsense
there’s two different
there’s the
couchweed and there’s the weed that makes you
think about the universe and want to be creative
so that’s sativa
that’s what they call it the indigo
shit is og kush
you know i’m
gonna take a nap and eat cheetos all day that’s
what they say
oh gee grows very much like a sativa
just so you
know it’s long and leggy and grows tall and has
small buds and
right i hate
to break that feeling
different it’s a more potent
version of it but you want
to know what’s weird
my hays my sativa
you’re calling it came back at
237 thc and my og cush
indicate call it
came back at 206
there was a 31
difference in
stage right
but aren’t there a
bunch of different
things cannabinoids
other than thc that make up the high it’s not just thc
well actually i think that
there was a doctorate
by the way we should
point out that todd knows a shit
where’s your book
before we go any
further like who’s this guy
talking all this
shit about weed
well there was a doctor
at the infant faggot
what does he know this is what he knows bitch
he’s got a book
how to grow a medical marijuana
out of europe
oh i’m right here no no
i came back it’s on a delay
this is a book
how to grow medical marijuana and it’s not in
print right now
right no to get it you go to amazon com
and maybe get a used copy
yes probably do that right yeah
my next book grow
medicine is
gonna come out and i’m
gonna be talking about
strain specific growing
yeah you can
write a lot
of books on growing weed it’s very complex isn’t it
it is and there’s a lot of
differences when people try to say oh
generalizes how you grow pot you can tell they’ve
never grown pot
because pot is very different to grow
go ahead i was gonna say
this is a question i need answered because i do not
understand it now
there’s a female
plant and a male plant and
you need the female
plant is where the
medicine comes from
where weed comes from
right there so you
need a male
he’s in both
right but they become
one or the other like you have to get the males out
explain what happens like how it pollinates
males are sex
much like men in an irony you’ll find
funny is that normal with other
plants by the way
some plants are either
diatious or have both sexes on one
plant cannabis
actually can be both
cause it does some
aphrodite and
sometimes spews on itself so you get a male you
gotta get it out of there
right males actually
create their pollen
sacs faster than the females actually develop
their buds and in hemp for instance the males
pollinate and then die off
early and the
roman catholic
church miscategorized the male and female
plants even though the female had the seeds
and even though the male blew the pollen
they didn’t like that the male died off early
so they called
the male the female and the female the male
whoa yeah they were
heavy they were
heavy into their dogma
you know can’t
can’t can’t
rattle their cage
that’s the way
cannabis works so how do you tell so if you grow
say if you’re growing a
bunch of wheat plants
you have to keep an eye on them
bitches because if they all they’re all males just like
certain leaves it’s like a little tiny
right it’s not
leaves what they do is they develop
these little they develop
these little male
pollen sacs if you will
and what they do is they come
off the flower different they come off the plant and
they hang like little ball sacks
and they open up and
then the pollen
this is a male flower open
the pollen is
carried to the
if you’ve ever seen little red hairs on your pot
those are the sex glands
and they are what they don’t get
you higher at all
what the red the yeah the red hair
doesn’t get you higher at all well the red hair
doesn’t have crystals on
right you know they just have
these like non
glamulous stuff it
looks cool though so you get some weed and you’re like
red hair red hair scum
cause it’s not what you want yeah and it’s funny
cause it’s so pretty and well when that male pollen
hits those pistols what it does is it
causes that
to fertilize and the seed grows in that little
pod and if she
doesn’t get
fertilized that
pod just gets
swells and swells and swells
and the resin develops deeper
that’s why we grow seedless cannabis because it’s like
tricking the female
into like really producing a lot of resins and a lot of
you know just she’s waiting waiting waiting to be
fertilized it
never comes so it makes it more potent
well you know potency i
think is an interesting
conversation there was a doctored institute of
medicine who
got up one day and he said i gave my patients 10
milligrams thc
and they had a
known effect and then i gave him 10
milligrams thc and one
milligram cbn and it
doubled the effective dose
and i shot my hand up and i said hey
would that replicate in nature and he said i
think it would
and when i put my hand down
my publisher said what did you two geeks just ask each
other and i said
basically he told me to
breed hemp in with my drug varieties
because cbn for instance is a chemical that’s mostly
found in hemp
and as we have bred away from the characteristics of
these equatorial varieties that are more hemp like
we have actually bred more towards the drug varieties
and we’ve lowered the chemical
of cbn down
while raising thc up
with less of an effective rate
so now we have thc
levels over 20
that don’t hit us as hot as i believe
is if we had a little bit of cbn
mixed in with it
how many different
cannabinoids are there inside a marijuana plant
well there are over 400
chemicals created by the cannabis
plant and that’s the
definition of a cannabinoid
and the reality is is that 60 of them
known to be
you shits vibrate it’s okay
we’ll ignore it
coming through the
microphone and what’s
gonna happen is
that as science
these elements of it more
then they’ll be able to better
direct what the different chemicals and also
terpenes because
terpenes are
these volatile oils that are on the bud
and what happens is they’re kind of
steamed off when it’s
dried so if anybody’s ever picked up
cannabis flour
and it had good body and you squished it and had sled
moisture and you could
smell it was real
strong those
terpenes were intact
and that is a psychoactive effect
very much and
a synogistic psychoactive
effect so it’s not
good it’s good
over drying it bad joey
has like to take his weed
and put it on the heater
i put that shit on the heater
you know i do
i put that shit on the windowsill
and let it dry out
yeah perfect i put it sometimes i put on top of the tv
but the reality is is
because a lot of what he’s getting is people that are
hurrying to
market and they sell pot that’s not dry and not cured
the the best cannabis is actually not just
dried but cured
and then stored for
about three
months and then
the oil set up and they’re the smoothest
and then there’s a window of when
those cannabinoids actually keep themselves
which is between
three months and nine
months so after
that after nine
months you weed
starts to degrade chemically decompose
in a sense yes so old weeds
whack whatever what
about if you cook different how
about different
what if you cook with it
would feel like an old
chocolate bar
an old wheat chocolate
bar how long does that last if you have an old
wheat chocolate bar
older than nine
months and the
dairy product in it
would be moldy and you
would have other issues with chocolate
even if they’re
wrapped up chocolate they’re wrapped up
well not the kind that it depends on
me probably
ain’t no dane
i have some of those
old fucking nestle’s
quick bars that they made with weed
uh you know a lot of why
i don’t eat cannabis that’s provided to me by people is
cause i don’t know the
conditions in
which it’s made and i don’t
trust their
you know the way they handled it and
stuff and on
yet not just measuring cuz you don’t know how
strong it’s gonna be
interestingly enough you know in holland
like hash bond bonds and
brownies are considered a hard drug
totally verboten
yeah you can be 16 and go into a
dutch coffee shop by hash on your way to high
school and you cool
and this you can’t buy
brownies that you told me
about first you’re the
first person to tell me
about 11 hydroxy
that eating weed
eating weed when you eat weed it goes through your
liver and kidneys and actually turns a
chemical process and it turns the psychoactive chemical
thc into another chemical called 11 hydroxy metabol8
and that 11 hydroxy is too
to five times more psychoactive
than the canvas actually it’s
three to five times was the
estimate i saw out of the
university of
yeah i know
and you don’t get
thcv i mean
11 hydroxy in your
bloodstream when you
smoke cannabis
it’s such a different
experience and you and i were talking
about it one
night i don’t remember what the
context of the conversation was but it was probably i
ate something that was just too fucking strong
and you had to explain it
it’s so many people have had it and they’re like
i’m on acid or something it’s not
it does not feel like pot
and you’re not used to it because when you
smoke pot you’re only used to dealing with thc and
bloodstream and not tea
and not 11 hydrox so
different man
there’s nothing ari shafir
we were on a
we’re on a plane the
other day we were flying to austin
texas and ari
ate a cookie in his car on the way to the airport
and then he got there and you
know it takes an hour and 20 minutes or so to kick in
he got there we were on the
plane on the tarmac and he was seriously thinking
about telling him that they had to let him off the
plane cause he’s that high
was that high
oh i didn’t know
until we landed
some model did that the
other day i saw him really
well you know
dave chappelle did that too dave chappelle had a
panic moment on a
plane i gotta get off it
might have been that you know
that’s one of
those things that you wonder if you really
want to go with it though what if you get off the
plane the fog and then
crash as you both
thank you baby
jesus i’m not religious
no it would be a moment you know i
guess we’re
him parachutes
high as fuck son
would save george bush
that’s why father yeah right yeah
and the first
draft the declaration of independence was drafted
on him yeah
yeah this was an
integral part
of our history man and this is why i’m trying
to convince
people they need
it back yeah
they had no
other options
canvas was the only
thing they had
there was no cotton gin when she knitted the
first american flag you know we
we only need
look at our history’s timetable to realize what we were
using before the invention of some of
these things
this is all lost information
ladies and gentlemen and if you want to find out more
about this if
you’re really fascinated go pick up this book the
emperor wears no clothes
it’s the one that as we said was written by
our late friend
jack heror heror
is how you say it
right now yeah
think terror yeah hera
like terror he used to say his weeds
still available though but you know he was a serious
yeah you can
still buy a
strain is a
strain named
after him is there a
ton mccormick
strain out there
thank god no
no thank god no
thank god no
there’s a joe rogan out there there is
is it really can i get the
i don’t know
i don’t know
where it is
how about you make your own
i was just gonna
say i’m talking
about man fuck it
i’ll give you permission
me man this is
officially sanctioned joe rogan’s
train will be
created by todd mccormick
do you want to choose the
teva or indicus
teva son fuck
with a dope we
just a sprinkle of indica
yeah so sprinkle sometime makes you a little silly
this little sprinkle and
see what have you
tried to put this together
thank you everybody for
tuning into the podcast once again
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i don’t know why i hold this up i can’t
just say it i can just say it but i feel like it’s
right here i
have to show you that it’s really but does it
light is it
light no there’s no
light there’s no
way it’s just all fuck
that shit fuck it
nobody’s fucked up i’m not doing
it smell it
smells good
it’s just rubber
oh that’s fucking
weird rubber
man i don’t
know what’s up with that
i’ll tell you what’s up
it’s better for masturbating do you masturbate at all
don’t lie of course you do
right of course
i went to prison
for five years so if you masturbate
but if you masturbate why
wouldn’t you want one of
these cause this
is masturbation i
could give you a long
list of reasons it just popped
right off my head i’m
off dealing with
it so easy come
on this is how you deal with it right
you open up the top
right so you
shoot your load in there
and then you unscrew the bottom and then you release
the bracket no
and you also use the
bottom of the safe
dishwasher no
you just in a dish put your fuck
that’s that’s
your girlfriend son you’re not getting that clean yeah
you fucking
the top of it
shoot it oh you just
or you shoot it on
your face you do whatever you want to
shoot on your face i like you think brian
place out with a song what’s the song
brian this is called walking on a dream by embarassing
thank you everybody for
tuning in we may or may not be doing one of
these on thursday
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thank you very much and
thanks for tuning in
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as always i love you bitches