smiling next to oprah
drop of that bravo
in the house for jo rogan’s podcast birthday
here we are bitches millionaires
smoking that green dope ryan what are
you doing scratching
fuck it up joe i’m scratching
happy birthday thank you that fucking happy birthday
thank you very much
i love that dude’s voice
that dude’s got some serious sold his
voice i can listen
to the beginning of that song a hundred times in a row
i don’t care how gay it
sounds in a row
fellow blame me
i love that fucking song
i know it’s a
stupid song i don’t care
you know what i mean there’s
some songs you get you embarrassed that you love them
i love that fucking song i don’t give a shit
if you like sublime
you would like
that that’s like a sublime i love the rapper too
i love that
i never got that vibe
especially when i saw him i’m like wow what a
weird looking dude he’s
tattooed all the way up to his neck real
skinny little
happy friendly guy
don’t get me
wrong i would like to be a billionaire as well but
not feeling the
flashlight is
sponsoring this my birthday podcast and all
other podcasts if you
haven’t fucked one you don’t know what you’re missing
joey have you fucked one yet
it’s been so
long it just turned into a straight commercial
it’s like let me get this fucking out
we still talk
about make it
short and sweet
it’s like i’m a representative for the
flashlight i like
that line did you rehearse
it no that was the
first time you
gotta drop a link in
it i probably
said it before but i didn’t rehearse it
yeah we gotta actually make a commercial for it
imagine that
are you lonely
are you sick and
tired of whacking off by yourself looking out
the fucking window waiting for cinderella to come in
no more cocksucker
the flashlight is here pick it up
you too can fuck one of
these things in the ass in the mouth
you can fuck whatever the hell you want just
close your eyes and you’re there open up the
flashlight show them what’s inside
it’s a clean
white little
monkey shaving
the assholes
clean no hemorrhoids
that’s how they do it over at the
flashlight you
stick a dick in there a finger
two fingers
you can practice whatever you wanna do
here we have
happy customers red bad tell them
about the flashlight
smells great
tremendous after you wash it or before you fucking no
after you fuck it i love it
another word for
flashlight coming what you just
weirded everybody out
again you fuck
it smells great
after you fuck it oh
jesus christ
loads smell terrible when you
leave them in your stomach
no you get like a little puddle in the summer and you
leave a load in your
belly button and it smells like dead fish oh
what the fuck
or if you ever
like jerk off and you’re so lazy you don’t even bother
cleaning off your balls
and your balls
smell like fish
that’s happened like two or
three times but my balls didn’t
smell like fish though
i’ll tell you what i do it was
dry and crusty
so it doesn’t matter
how much moisture you’re
generating down
there this is what i do my shit’s like a jungle son
when i whack off i
got the turtleneck so i hold the top of the turtleneck
the come comes in and
swells up like
a fucking balloon you know what i’m saying
i walk to the toilet and just open up the turn
like a little
bit shit spitting it in there you know i’m saying
so it pays to be uncircumcised cock suck
i roll you hold the tip when you’re
ready to come
and the come comes out but it
swells up like a balloon and you just holding
throw it at your
teacher you’re
gonna fucking
throw it at
you know what i’m saying
science bitches
how funny is it that it’s
a common practice to cut your dick when you’re born
that’s the most common
thing right
why are you even
talking about
look i mean
what if pussies came all
trimmed back
what if pussies came all
trimmed back and exposed and because of that they
weren’t as sensitive
and you know
we just got used to the way they looked and they were
trimmed back and exposed
we got mad if girls had lips like ew what do you have
pussy lips for
those are gross i can’t even see the
pussy it’s all
covered in this fucking pussy lip
it’s just a matter of perception
you just get used to it there’s nothing that’s
smart about cutting a kid’s dick
did you get yours cut fuck yeah
i wouldn’t nobody asked
me nobody asked me
would you want it not cut
right now yeah
i think that’s
supposed to be the way it’s supposed to be it’s
very natural it’s not
dirty no you
clean you’re dead
i know fresh
like a motherfucker
yeah but we’re
raised i know we’re probably
but we’re raised to believe
that you got
like like someone that isn’t circumcised has a
dirty dick we’re raised right
you’re right
yeah well i
know it’s not true it’s not true i just have you
programmed that’s all yeah it’s
not more crevices
for mushrooms to hide it’s all
self cleaning just like a
woman’s you just
gotta wash it more
right if i pee outside
and i don’t shake it
because the cops are coming to some shit
and your dick’s gonna
smell but that’s
everybody in this fucking room no see ours is
built so it just has like a gutter it just drips
right off into
your inner leg oh it’s not a
smart move you can’t argue
chopping the foreskin off
that’s just
crazy you do lose
sensitivity though yeah you lose a lot of
sensitivity it’s supposed to feel much
better it’s supposed to feel better i don’t need help
really take it now
i don’t need any more
help coming that sucks
it’s not any less
sensitivity it just
would feel better you can’t
how did you
like that more sensitive
doesn’t necessarily mean you come
quicker just
means it feels better have you ever used to come on
isn’t that what
makes you come condom on a
chick so that you can last longer
no you’ve never done that what
about you brian
is a condom on my flashlight
so you can last longer yeah
as a disclaimer
say right away we are high as fuck
all right so some of this
stuff seems silly
that’s what’s going down i didn’t
smoke a joint for five days
i watched anderson silver fight
stone sober like a priest bitches you understand me
i held that
today because i want to look good for this
thing and i’m going to buddy guy tonight
and bb motherfucking king
daddy so i gotta save that shit
cause i’m getting fucked up tonight you
understand me that anderson silver
fight was insane
what a fight
my heart was
pounding the whole
there’s no way there’s anything in the
world that gives you that much
entertainment that much drama
that there’s nothing like that there’s no movie
that can fuck with that
fight forever
it’s impossible to make a movie
that’s gonna be
as entertaining
that draws you in like that so much emotion so much
anger so much
so much explosion
so much fucking struggle
you know so much
it looks like all hope is lost anderson
silva slaps on the triangle
the fucking crowd goes crazy
just on the kind of pretends not to tap
and hangs in and like what the fuck is
gonna happen here
and they break it up like wow he fucking pulled it off
he pulled it off man he kept
in there for five
rounds getting the fuck beat out of him getting
taken down getting
punched getting beat up
very little
success on the
feet hits him a little bit but then it gets
taken out every time
four fucking rounds
chelsun and did that shit
and he knocked him down and he
knocked him down and people were giving him ten
eight rounds
he got some ten
eight rounds
that’s rare
it’s rare you got a ten
eight round i used to
argue with people at
king of the cage all the time
they were really back in like 2000 2001
they were seriously
thinking about
making a 30
second ground rule
because the groundwork is boring and it’s all
about putting
asses in seats and i’m like what are you talking
about the groundwork is boring
are you kidding me because
someone getting put in a triangle
isn’t as exciting as someone getting
knocked out i go it all depends on the situation
devil gets knocked
out in a prelim
no one gives a fuck that’s
what it gets
knocked out in a
fight it’s different
and i mean it’s all
about the situation that was
anderson silva
losing the fucking
fight losing
every round
getting jacked he’s
he’s invincible
he’s fucking everybody up he was gonna
crush on him
son and does everything
everything right
takes him down stays away from
beats him standing
knocked him down
did everything
right everything was perfect
and anderson
silva out of his ass
throws up a fucking triangle and it
sticks joe rogan
puts the kiss set
on him because joe rogan goes
as soon as the
fifth round
started he goes
it’s a jail son and how’s he gonna
start to celebrate
no i said is it too
early for jail someone to
celebrate i’m like i said
just do the kiss
but then you add some
drama i said
three minutes left you can
never as long as he’s active
anything can happen with that guy
he can knock you out in one
second he can
get up out of nowhere
you charge forward
you get fucking flying kneed in the head
allah carlos newton remember that fight
carlos newton was dominating him on the ground
he got back up to his feet
they restarted him
because he couldn’t do anything on his feet and pride
and he fucking
leapt through the air and slam
carlos newton
in the head with a flying knee and put him away
he’s a beast man
bad mother anderson
silva is a freak
his skin didn’t
even break he got hit 20
000 fucking times the skin didn’t even
break that’s incredible
that’s that
brazilian lizard skin he’s got you know i’m saying
i wanted that but my
grandmother went that different direction
yeah that guys is
tough while
we’re at him
talking about
tough guys because i’ve always liked them i’ve
heard pro and calm
but i’ve always liked them because he came up to me
and talked to me was very nice
and that’s the farm you know and i call him the farmer
matt hughes i love him to death
but after last week i just want to say something
he did the remake of chinese connection
cause he beat the
whole fucking gracie family
of students
all he needs to do is wait
for the russian to come over you know what i’m saying
he beat everybody up he’s
gotta hang him now on the lamp post
henzo the uncle
a fucking the other ones
the voice one was the worst one i mean he’s the
voice one was a
crusher boys enzo
ricardo so in other words eddie you’re off the hook
how sweet was that
movie hit him with he hit him with the that
they called the schultz headlock i guess yeah
i tried that last night
did you see man it’s it’s
that’s instructional
no he put a thing on the
to mix martial arts
calm josh josh barnett is you know
he loves all that catch wrestling stuff he’s a huge
catch wrestling fan
so anytime there’s like a
move like this it’s like that’s a dave schultz headlock
dave schultz and his brother mark schultz
these badass
wrestlers used to fuck people up
they used to get him with like
kimores and shit and do a lot of illegal
things like
they hit a kimora there’s a beautiful
video you ever seen a video of
schult’s hitting that kimura and
flipping the guy over
no it’s a pretty badass but it’s totally illegal in
wrestling and he’s
basically yanking the guy’s
shoulder out of socket and
throwing him over his head
but they would just do
in a real wrestling
match they were
famous for that shit
they would put guys to
sleep with this headlock
and then roll them over on the back
and the referee
didn’t even know the guy was
and then they figured
out what they were doing they stopped him from doing it
yeah these two brothers it was so crazy
did they ever kill anybody like go too far or anything
like that no they didn’t but the
crazy thing is
there’s a um
forget the guy’s name kill
lions or hunter
who is the guy that killed them
there was some guy who is this eccentric
millionaire who used to pay wrestlers
to come and work out with them that’s what
he wanted to do just crazy guy
and he lost his fucking mind and
shot him wow yeah so
the whole thing’s pretty
crazy but they were crazy
yeah yeah yeah
i don’t remember the
exact guy’s name i don’t remember the story and
i don’t feel like
googling it
right now if you
wanna google it
but look up dave schultz murderer dave schultz but
i mean that was
a great card from
beginning to end i didn’t see the prelims but i mean
mark schultz fought in the ufc
way back in the day memory fought
gary goodridge yeah
wasn’t it his brother that died
yeah his brothers only
got shot no
his brother got shot sad
there were monsters
monster wrestlers
wow you clean the olympics
amateur wrestler
yeah yeah does
it say he won the gold in 1984
yeah does it say you murdered him
there was some
crazy dude used to want to just
wrestle dudes
he like hired
these guys to come and
wrestle them
i don’t know if it was some gay
stuff or what
i mean i mean
you know i mean look there’s guys who you know
maybe they won’t know it’s not like john e
dupont from the dupont
dupont yeah
i was gonna tell them
billionaire characters he
sniffed a bunch of paint
i don’t i’m not saying that the
wrestlers are gay but i’m saying
if some guy who’s a gay guy just wants a wrestler
they just how many
how many are you
how many rich gay dudes are there that
fly people in to
teach them some
jiu jitsu privates
i think for a lot
of gay dudes it’s the same game as for a lot of dudes
they’re looking to turn somebody
they’re gonna get somebody’s wife to suck their dick
they’re looking to get some dude who’s not gay
to let him fuck him
you know it’s beautiful feels beautiful
when they’re not gay
yeah they turn so they
want they want to get some guys like that
i don’t think
i don’t think i
could ever be gay too is that the
ultimate you
could be gay
yeah i think that’s the ultimate
mrs rogan has
some gay friends and they love straight guys
they have a
thing for straight guys they want to turn straight guys
and you know there was a guy that was working
in one of the
shows i used to work on he was working behind the
scenes and he was a gay dude
who tell me how many straight guys
would get drunk
and let him suck their dick
wow he said
he goes you’d be fucking surprised
honey you’d be fucking surprised
excel many of
these straight guys
that i met a gay
bar they’re acting straight
that’s what it is
that i met at
a gay bar that we’re acting straight because they
haven’t come out of the
closet yet there’s probably a lot of guys that are
straight you know that hang out in that fuck these guys
think it’s that or do you
think there are some straight guys who are just so
silly that they
might suck a dick once now i don’t think so
i think you’re
gay if you just
wanna if you
wanna suck a dick you’re gay
dudes who don’t have any friends
i think you’re bisexual joke there’s no such
thing as bisexual
state i want
to talk here i
think there’s dudes that are just really fucking dumb
and you can
talk them into blowing you i really do believe that
i told you you
could talk a guy into sucking your dick
there’s some dumb dudes out there dude
there’s some
real real dummies
out there there’s some people out there that will
basically do anything you want them to
you just have to talk enough to him
eventually they’ll suck your dick that’s
hysterical that’s a good reality show though
like get again suck your dick
get the guy that
think he’s gonna suck your dick and
then tell him to fuck himself at the end of the night
like let the guy do the
whole thing like
but you’d have to get
close you’d have to like be kissing
no no let him see how
strong this game is
see if your
jimmy’s that deep you know i’m saying
come get me take me out why me and die me
bitch that’s so that
you get them out so it’s
basically a blue balls game show
fuck yeah that’s
the host comes out and says so what do you
think you gonna little suck your dick
not tonight johnny
i’m going for the
couch in the trip to the bahamas fuck it
i turn i’m taking second place i’m like chill son
i took the silver you know i’m saying
fuck that shit
let him whine you died you buy a few cds
then at the end
they pull you aside what do you think any happened
i just had the night off what the fuck
so the real game would be that the gay guy
doesn’t realize
that if he can
talk a straight guy into it he gets like a boss
who asshole they trim it
they give him a black you know
give him the fucking world a whole
world run trip of santa monica
the whole thing oh my god
he don’t know like you
gotta say i got a straight friend that i think he’s gay
i want you to take him out and just fuck him
oh my god his head will
he’ll grease his hair he’ll shave his balls the
whole thing
he’s going there with the intention of fucking a virgin
we all get hot when we fucked
the first time you fucked a virgin how
happy were you on the way home i don’t
think i’ve ever fucked a virgin
even if it was a horrible experience
i never got a virgin come on
the only time i got a virgin
was when i got divergenized and that was a terrible
story you got any virgins i have many in high
school definitely
is doing the room and i got like ten
i got a girl one time
i stuck my dick in a
divergenize and then i went to eat i didn’t know
and i came up with like a little red fucking
thing on my mind it was disgusting
could you imagine if you had to deal
with the kind of shit that you had to deal with the
drama that you
had to deal with when you were like fourteen fifteen
could you imagine have to go back and do that today
i would do it
you fit right in
you have to change
you have to change your
clothes i already did
you just slide
right into it well i did it you’re peter pan
david fucking
spics gonna get mad at you
oh they would say
right in front of me but the
chick was so hot i didn’t give a fuck
it’s all you want they were sailing
on the way out the door
i would just
knock on the door
and they’d open the door and just walk away from me
oh my then she come out
and then she go fuck you mom or whatever shut up mom
but one night i’m in her
porch fingering the show
like ten minutes
and all of a
sudden i turn around the father was
right there
oh my god he was like red in the face
i just took my hand out of
those pair of
jeans and i just fucking went i
never called her again
nothing i seen her like years
later her brother hated me he was a fireman
but they couldn’t do dick to me
you know what i’m saying
oh my god you ever
get caught boning your your
girlfriends when you’re a
teenager and your parents come home
or her parents come home and you have to jump in the
closet naked
no i didn’t have to jump in the closet
naked but i got busted
i did jumped in the
closet naked it was her
house her dad showed up
her dad showed up
i jumped in the
closet i’m naked
i was so fucking terrified
the condom was just on and shit
and he stayed
stayed for hours
i passed fucking out on
the closet sleep
you were snoring
in the closet
and that’s how they caught you
and there you are
naked with a condom on
condom was like
stuck my legs this lazy
is is in the
closet and he can just go to sleep yeah
he feels so
comfortable in the
closet he’s naked
with a condom on
and he got busted fucking my
daughter and he’s just
sleeping would
you you would
like no face
would be this was
young man this is i was a child that
would be that
that might be the
worst way to meet
your your girlfriend’s dad
if you’re if
he wakes you up
cause you’re snoring
cause you’re
naked in the
closet with a condom oh
you know what i have a friend i have a friend
who just got arrested
because he found his fifteen year old daughter
and her boyfriend having sex in the garage and he
beat the fuck out of the guy oh you told me about that
yeah you do
i know a guy
he’s a friend
hey man it’s
kids are kids are
gonna do what kids are
gonna do man
you know would you
be so you think that you think you
could have sympathy on a guy like that right
his daughter’s getting banged the real
thing the real problem with men and
women is that
a lot of kids grow up in an environment with
their mother and
their father don’t get
along and they’re volatile
and there’s a lot of
fighting and yelling
and so that’s
their model
of what a relationship
should be like
and if you grow up in a
happy household and everybody’s
cool and everybody’s like friendly with each
other and that’s what you associate like
human behavior with
then that’s the type of person you want with your
daughter that’s the type of girl
you want with your son you don’t want no crazy shit
but the problem is
most people aren’t like that
most people are a fucking wreck
so the real problem with some kid coming over
and want to finger bang your
daughter isn’t that your
daughter shouldn’t
enjoy a good finger banging
is that this kid
might be a fucking creep
that’s what you have to
worry about
what people have to
worry about is how
other people are raising their kids
you have to
worry you have to
worry there’s a lot of people out there that are
completely ignoring
their kids so you
think that guy before he beat that kid up
what kind of home if you grow up
in a house full of abuse
fucked up you don’t want some kid growing up in a
house full of
abuse fingering your
daughter’s ass that’s a normal that’s a normal reaction
right sure all of a sudden you
walk in on your daughter
it’s not normal
and it’s not normal
mom if you look
your daughter
wanted to do it
if she wanted to do
and he wanted to do it is
absolutely not right
no no there’s no way no way you have to
listen this is irresponsible
you guys could get pregnant
you have to be wearing
protection you shouldn’t be doing this so young
you know but look
you can’t do it like this and you can’t do it so
stupid where you get caught in the garage
is this consensual is everybody happy
that’s the conversation you have to have
if the girl
you start crying
and screaming
and you say look you know this is a
you know this is an embarrassing
thing you fucked up
learn from this
this fuck you’re
absolutely correct
totally you
can’t beat the
kid up cause that’s you man it’s a kid too you
gotta remember that’s a kid
maybe the guy was big
doesn’t matter so hard
to beat him up
his brains not big
he’s just fucking it’s what you want to do all the
time it’s what everybody wants to do hey it’s natural
let me tell you some guys
when it comes to
daughters and wives
it’s all fucking different
we’re not in that room so
wipe the fucking slate
right now it comes to
daughters and wifes
it’s a whole different animal gentlemen
so relax with that shit you know i’m saying
daughters and
wives it’s a
whole yeah i
understand he’s got
a shotgun but usually
look if what if the guy’s hurting her
if he’s hurting your
daughter that’s one
thing but if your
daughter is liking it
your daughter shouldn’t be able to like sex
no no what were you it’s
ridiculous no
what you’re saying is
right what you’re
saying is right
when the animal instincts take over
i’m talking about
the real animal instincts
those should be
about disrespect okay
check this out
if you were the 15
year old kid about
this if you were the 15 year old kid and you got caught
banging his
daughter and
he walked in
would you be terrified
yes of course
why would you
be terrified
because a movie
because you don’t
know no because of natural instincts yeah it’s
the fuck out of you right
you’re born
thinking that
the whole time from
your i don’t
think it’s a thinking
thing bro i
think that’s an animal thing
i think that’s
what i’m saying
that’s what i’m saying
you’re born
thinking that that’s why when you’re saying is right
that animal
takes over something
that’s why men have such a huge problem with men like
grown men having sex with like 14 13 12 year olds
cause those are like
still like little kids
you know and when
grown men wanna fuck little girls like that
that is one of the most disturbing
things and one of the
things that’s
least acceptable
least you know
least likely to be forgiven
for you might be ruining
my fucking daughter’s life
right here that’s what that is like you just
fuck everything up forever you’re probably
gonna get her pregnant i’m
gonna kill you all the work i’ve done and
now you’re fucking it up and you don’t even love her
probably tricked her
in life situations you’ve
been with her for two years and the father walks in
he likes you
you’re gonna have sex i mean
after six months you figure that they’re having sex
but in the garage
it’s all different guys and that’s why
with daughters and wise men
i wouldn’t beat
the fuck out of the cake because i’d be a hypocrite i
mean people i bump
and eat behind the high school
i remember one time i even dug in the snow
thinking i was
gonna fuck this
chick in the snow
i dug a little
hut behind the fire department
i’m a freak jack
fuck this is low
in the fucking snow the
night before i was fingering a little monkey
and the next day i got like 12 feet of snow that wasn’t
gonna stop mad flavor
when you’re full of testosterone you’re 14
i called that’s the
thing about kids they accelerate
they kick it to the next level
i finger in one day
the next day the
daytime with a
shovel shovel the little
patch we were
partying the
night before
and i thought i was actually
gonna fuck her
i was even happier because i was
gonna have my own
sexual igloo
you know how
papa rolls i’m
gonna have a sex igloo
i’m gonna roll high
beat alaska
i swear to god you
know when testosterone takes over that’s not
the situation and it’s
having a parent
i would beat up a kid
i think i said get the fuck out of my house yeah
well you would
definitely be very
very quick on the draw if he was disrespectful
yeah if he started being a dick to you you
might be a little
hyper aggressive
your natural instincts gonna be
it’s hard to ignore your natural instincts
gonna be to beat the fuck out of them
when i was a kid i
dated a lot of
young girls and that was the only
parent they were german
fucking german people
you know they
were the only ones that were ever rude to me
the only ones the only parents
that were ever that rude to me
really yeah like the only
think about this how
would you react your
daughter’s dating some dude you met him a couple times
he’s totally disrespectfully has no respect for you
you don’t like this
motherfucking dude
you don’t want them to be together
and you hate this
motherfucking kid he’s a dick he’s a dude she
thinks he’s he’s arrogant
and then two weeks
later you catch him banging
you walk in the garage and he’s banging your daughter
you have a stern
you might fuck
him up right no
you just have a
stern talk with him you have to
really you gotta
go look you’re not well
you gotta put him to
sleep well you
gotta stop this no
no if your daughter
likes it i’ve
never gotten
doesn’t hurt
i would never
frightened harm
against a kid
you’re just in the jiu jitsu
so you’re used to choking people out
and then by
the time she
wakes up she’s
dressed and gone
if she’s she’s getting raped
yeah but she’s not getting raped she’s liking it
exactly we did you not
have sex when you were fifteen girls like boys i was
thirteen thirteen
i was thirteen all
right so don’t
in your head go okay i was a fucking
listen i didn’t want to do it
though i got talked into it if you want the girl to be
happy you should want her to like boys
want to be around nice boys and have fun with your body
you know responsibly
that’s what you
should be doing
you shouldn’t be beating the fuck out of some kid
that’s banging your
daughter that’s
crazy yeah i
could have easily but you just have to talk to
him you gotta
stern talk to him
good look this is the last time you’re allowed here
i don’t care
what you guys do out of my
house but you can’t be here if you hate him that bad
you have to do something you don’t just fucking
start choking the guy out the next
thing that dude
calls the police
and now you’re in jail
i think joe
i think joe put
a guillotine on joe’s got a really good guillotine
put the fucker out
and three seconds
yell at his
daughter for
a little bit by the time he wakes up he’ll be dressed
you drag him out to wake up in the fucking front yard
with his pants on backwards
that’s what i
think joe’s
gonna do best
case scenario is you find some kid who likes your
daughter and you like him
and he’s like
a cool guy and you become like friends with him
that’s the best case scenario
you know some dude
who’s dating your
daughter who
you actually like when he comes over
you know like he’s your friend now he’s dating your
daughter but you like this
guy yeah you could
you could fuck her so like this
she’s gonna want you to fuck her she’s a condom she’s
gonna want you to can you imagine dude hooks it up
dude hooks it up
tries to convince the daughter
no that’s up the date
pays for the hotel
pays for the hotel
the guy i’m telling you
that’s the easiest way to turn your
daughter into a
lesbian ever
could you imagine
they would just go straight les bow
that’s what they
would do that’s probably how
lesbians are created
when it’s not
natural that’s probably how you create them
you get the
father to get you to try to fuck his friends
that’s probably how you
get formula
that’s the best way to to have a
woman completely distrust men for the rest of her life
just get get your daughter to fuck your friends
get your daughter
fuck your friends
right she’s just gonna try to rebel
how she gonna rebel she’s gonna go lesbo
that’s the only move
if you got a
checkmate father
in law that pretty fucking cool i had a
great father in law
he’s the one that bailed me out of jail the
first time we were like shaky
when i got in trouble
then all of a
sudden he was there for me it was a
weird relationship because he had boys
but he was kind of
upset how his boys had turned out
they turn into pussies
right now they will that he wanted
them to be very educated they didn’t want to do that so
he was kind of
upset with them in a way he
doesn’t understand you know that
i think you told me this
yeah yeah yeah he was very
upset with them and they were
successful rufus out
of his roofing company
you know to read different
states but he just wasn’t into that stuff it’s
always gonna be
weird when someone’s fucking your baby
you know all my relationships in high school
when i was dating a girl
you know soon as the parents knew we were born and
it was always creepy you’d be around them like you’re
stealing food from them
you know it’s like it just feels
weird i had my
parents walking my dad walking and my stepmom walking
while i was having sex when i was like seventeen
and the stepmom got pissed but the dad was like
that’s pretty cool you know
yeah my mom used to like fucking
try to set ground rules and shit like she couldn’t
she couldn’t come over my
house and be in my bedroom with the door closed
i’m like all right mom
get the fuck out of here alright
this other girl i dated
this other girl i
dated her parents let me
spend the night when i was 16
sleep in bed
they would wake up the next morning go
time to wake up
school bus or whatever time to wake up to go to school
and i just remember looking up and seeing her dad and i
never thought it was
crazy and my parents knew i
would stay the
night but now i look back at him like that’s fucking
weird the only time that happened to me
i was twenty one she was
seventeen was my
girlfriend for
about three years she
was seventeen
yeah i know what you mean eighteen
right no but we didn’t have sex at
seventeen when she was
seventeen when she turned eighteen
that’s when the sex started
it was just like a
month later
is that under like clinton
that quinn we were just pen pals before you know
i didn’t even
i didn’t even
think about that
i didn’t even
think about 21 she’s 17 that didn’t even
it didn’t even
enter my mind at all
and her parents were totally cool with it
their parents let me
spend the night
they were totally cool
unless you’re in iowa
where you’re now allowed to be 16
to be a stripper
but the only law is you have to come home before 11 p m
oh thank god
that’s incredible what
state iowa and i
think also rhode island is that what i said last time
i think you said
rhode island high school
the two to ten fifteen
shift it’s the
you got a hold on
push that law through
someone fucking
like 16 year old i want to see the process of that
reality show on
the birth of that fucking that’s gotta be a fucking
for some people and i can’t give you
it’s willie
d from the ghetto boys he pushed it to the yeah oh boy
you gotta let a hoe be a hoe hey
i never found out over that yeah you remember that shit
the one cover where his eyeballs falling out
was that real or fake
that was real
that was a real shot himself i
heard it was real but i don’t know if that was fake
or real dude that guy was off the deep end
crazy there’d
never been a guy like bushwick bill that was
crazy pitcher man
so a midget
star rapper
with one eye who
shot himself who was fucked up on all kinds of drugs
and still was a
giant star wow
what kind of
pussy do you
think that guy got he must
have got mad
push wick bill
is probably
the michael jordan of
black midgets
you know what i mean he’s like the most famous
the only other guy is vern troyer
that guy i’m sure
midgets around the world have posters of ern
troyer and fucking the
street midgets
for sure bushwick bill is the number one dude in
their soul that’s the bruce lee hey dude
fine fine fuck a war wait wait by the ghetto
boys no this is the best ghetto boy
song hold on no no no fuck a war find that please
fine fuck a war
but this is it shows you bush with bill
could fucking flow to though
you know he had a weird way of talking
you know it’ll you know but his
the boys were
good he was fucking talented
i don’t know what he was mad but he was talented
he rose or fun midgetry
he’s fucking transcended all that shit
every he got hose
everybody respected
him as a rapper he was a fucking rock star midges
this is a great song
what is this listen listen listen
i couldn’t be no shit talking president
that’s a good fucking song let me play once a good rap
yeah that’s a great song fortunately for him
he doesn’t have to be all that fucking mad they’ll
never draft a midget
like he was all pissed off like they were
gonna pick him like he was gonna be on the
front line leading the charge
like you really felt that angry
i liked that fucking song he was safe
as fuck this is my favorite song
yeah but that scarface
that whole song was bushwick bill
this is scarface
this is ghetto boys
right that’s scarface
scarface is the other singer in the ghetto
was like three it’s a different guy
uh different
guy singing yeah but that was my favorite ghetto
ghetto boy song yeah
it’s a different ghetto boy though
bushwick bills
his best song is
um like fuck a war
that’s his best one
man that’s the best one that’s all bushwick all flow
that’s a good fucking song
and it’s fucking right
and then there’s that
little we man
yeah that’s the
modern day jackass
yeah skater
midget and there’s a dude the comedian
that a little kiss
what is the dude’s name
little kiss and
steal his friends
what was his
what is his name
i’m on the spot right now though
do you know his name
brad brad brad brad
he’s a midget yeah
was gary coleman
considered a midget is he funny people say
these nice kitties
nice kitties really gary coleman
wasn’t considered a midget oh yeah oh no
no but his head was small
he was different
he was like a little person you know what i’m talking
about gary coleman
he wasn’t like a real midget with a big summer
dwarf summer midget
you know it would be awesome if they remade
the stories
of gary coleman
but they used webster to play gary coleman
that guy man oh bushwick bill that photo of him
in bed dying and his wife taking a picture she’s
right next to him taking a photo that is one of the
creepiest photos i’ve ever seen in my life
which photo can i see it there’s a woman
i think i saved it
let’s see if i saved it here hopefully i did
but it’s gary coleman and he’s
on his deathbed
you see if you can find it brian
all right here i’m gonna look for it on google
you guys can talk
joey what’s the story though
did you teach today or not today you teach tonight
teach tonight yep
what’s curriculum this week
what the fuck are we doing
what’s that what the fuck are we doing we’re doing
the ham sandwich okay
awesome half guard technique and we’re also doing
old school from quarter guard okay and
here it is right here and north south chuck yes
she took a picture of herself it’s all
all over it you can find it if you just google
gary coleman
death photo
it’s him all fucked up
lying in bed and she’s taking a
picture just like
totally coldly just into the i mean you see
that’s what i’m getting from her
she just wants to get a
photo of herself next to this freak
next to this freak
maybe that’s his wife amy’s
thing it is his wife
it is his wife
she’s fucking selling
photos of her next to the dead body
or dying body whoa
he looks like a baby yeah
so he is a baby damn he got a big white girl
god damn so that was his wife for sure
yes oh shit yeah
well he divorced her but she
still had a
some power to see him i guess
i don’t know poor fuck
i don’t know what he did in the past life
if you believe in that
he did some shit
i heard he was like an asshole too
i heard he was just a
probably so hard to not be when you’re
three feet tall and everybody’s fucking with you
everywhere you go
yeah you know
going dynomite
he’s like that’s not that’s not my thing
oh that’s right i’m sorry what you talking about willis
that must happen
oh you’re not the guy from good times no that’s not
i love good times i love
good times i so thought that was you
seen her to audition with older
yeah the ants
you don’t look that good no more no it’s over look good
she’s older she had
baby 60 70 or something
she should be hot on the show
i was reading something
about you remember that band live
yeah never live
there was an article that i was reading about
how they broke up
and about how
the singer wanted all the
money he wanted him to sign off all the
rights to the songs and
everything to him i don’t know
who was right or who was wrong
but i was looking at that
and i was like how fucking hard is it to make it in the
music business is that the hardest
thing in all of show business
i think it is
right you think that’s the hardest thing
it’s the hardest
thing because
yeah i guess
maybe i mean
acting is kind of hard to you know sometimes it
just depends how good you are so you got
if you got good product
if you have persistence
and you keep
pushing if you have this but you know some people will
never get the good product you know
yeah i think you do have that
one comedian real
talent songwriter
look at mike posener he
started off
doing itunes or garageband
shit and giving a cd away and
now he’s got one of the number one cds out right now
i have no idea who that is he’s the one that’s
singing what’s his name
mike posner
is he good i like him
uh oh you wanna hear
once you hear
the song you’ll see you know what i’m joey
is gonna stab you with a pen
i’m gonna stab you with a pen cock sucker
you think this is good music
all right this
is a two half of fags with a banjo it’s very
tough and you know you see
these bands they
break up after two fucking
albums but it was like yeah you know
them getting
along with each other yeah
it’s impossible
whoa whoa whoa
brian that’s super loud
what is this mike posner he’s the one that
he was going to college up to like
three months ago now he has like the number one cd
he was just
found online pretty much really dude
this is this is the number one album
it just came out yesterday the
aliens are landing cocksucker
fucking garbage
fucking world is coming to you
i don’t want to judge this song harshly
because maybe i would like it under i’ve
heard it before
i’ve heard it before
i didn’t is it the guy with the big hoop earrings
that didn’t
i don’t think so now here’s the thing
about songs
when someone tells you this is the best song ever
never heard of it and then they play it if it
doesn’t grab you in like fifteen
seconds but this is
this is like
i heard that
we used to use it on the death
squad a couple years ago yes okay
oh it’s a couple years old
yeah this song
this song has been redone like just for this new
album that came out cause
some rapper found them
and they made him redo all his songs
and so there’s like old
school versions he used
to do like on garageband in his dorm room of this song
and now this song is like one of the number one songs
it’s crazy like it’s really interesting
like his his
story is really interesting
and he just got discovered on myspace
i think just off his website and word of
mouth and he used to
throw free songs
up on torrents and on his website and cds and
he just became big it’s crazy
i can get into that
that’s a good
story i like that story
there’s a band called ilil
and the song is called chase and shadows
chase listen to this for for
twenty seconds what’s it called chasing shadows by ill
i got super crazy baked on the vaporized yesterday
with a buddy of mine
and he goes check out this song and it’s just
i don’t know you’re either gonna love it or hate it
but it fucking blew me away it’s like
music you’ve never heard before like super
coming out of the closet radio it’s four twenty six
the band is ill
talking monkey chasing shadows is this it
yeah the chase and shot yeah
already went put a mask you must
have been really high son
i feel like i should go put on my elf costume
maybe i should dress up like a wizard wait to the
beach chosen
there’s no vocals or nothing it’s just all instrumental
it’s just oh really yeah it’s just all a dude just
on electronic shit and it’s like playing all
these different
gadgets and i like that it’s called dubstep
supposedly like huge in club i love listening to
music with no lyrics for writing
it’s just chaos
this is like when mars attacks yes exactly
this is like the background of a bank robbery scene yes
guy rich movie totally a guy rich movie
all right let’s kill this
i want you to go to one i can respect know me
last time i was here like nice go back go back to
my fucking have the
classic video on
these fucking people last time i was here i saw you
talking in the rain
i’m gonna drop another one but this is my present
to joe roland because i know he likes this dude but you
gotta plug your computer
okay what do you want
you’re gonna just see the first
minute of his performance
and i’m gonna show you i
can’t watch it on my
computer because it’s
right turn it around because
it’s nothing here
it’s nothing here you
gotta see this
you gotta fucking feel this
what is it it’s
james brown
live in zaire
nineteen seventy four doing the big payback
just the first
minute 1974
zaiya yeah just the
first minute he was there for the muhammad ali fight
this was the concert for muhammad ali
when he knocked out george
foreman whatever the fuck it was
i want you to see
the first minute of this
this is just for you dog you’re
gonna fucking die i’m
gonna die you’re
gonna fucking die
gonna fucking die he’s
fifty not twenty
he’s not ten with fucking organs or
giving away he’s
fifty gentlemen this man
will make you live equivalent
just look at the intro
for scottish your bladder splatter
wow this man will freeze your knee
if you will
let’s all welcome the world’s godfather of soul soul
brother number one
james brown god damn he comes out now the ufc posse
look at the get up
oh my god he’s a genie
holy shit
god damn god damn
god damn
he’s got a flowing robot for
those who’s not who are not seeing this and it’s
open chest down to his navel
this is fucking a classic slice of time
this is a classic moment a captured
a captured moment of a crazy time man and it’s inside
and there’s no internet
there’s no tmz
no cnn
and he’s got a fucking
thing on his belt that says gfos godfather of soul
shit deep look at them
look at that fucking hair
singing style fucking amazing amazing
look at that
you see him drop that split catch that mic on his
shoulder and jump up with it didn’t miss a fucking beat
he’s a master with that thing
james brown must have fucked everyone
he must have fucked them all
seen that i thought of you as the hardest working man
damn that was impressive as fuck
and you look at that
holy shit how many people
how who’s doing that today huh
nobody nobody can fuck with that god damn
that’s your heart that’s that’s what it’s all about
yeah suck it r kelly
suck he’s bad to the bone
that motherfuckers
but you gotta give him props
are you kidding i love r kelly you know
he didn’t my favorite black comedian
so we learned that from james
brown probably nobody makes me laugh more than r kelly
i’ve watched i’ve watched
every video these ever made i have
the whole series the trap in the closet on dvd
i got on dvd
he made it put out dvd
it’s so crazy
it’s like a window into madness you know
dude there’s a new song
my soldier boy you turn off your mic bro
this look this right here this is switch check
rock stars shut off his mic
hey there’s this new song
that people are saying it’s even
worse than our kelly it like it’s been so bad it’s a
brand new song by soldier boy called pretty boy
pretty boy soldier
it’s fucking the video looks like it
cost seven hundred bucks
and the song and the lyrics are fucking hysterical
it is super bad
i don’t know if it’s as bad as r
kelly r kelly probably crushes that i don’t
think that could be a worse song than r kelly the thing
about r kelly is it’s not just bad it’s just so much
drama going on
bitches always be accusing me of shit i ain’t doing
and he’s thinking about it
bitch i wish you would burn my motherfucking clothes
do you wanna be cool is you
covering guy
like you do it you covering it like they do on youtube
there’s all these people that got the whole thing
down there’s kids that got a shout
have you seen this
have you seen these youtube
videos yeah well i’ve seen them for other songs
that was the most amazing one it has no rhyme or reason
you know to be able to memorize that song was a feat
that’s like oh this is pretty boy swag yeah
i like it was terrible it’s
one of the worst songs ever
but you know what
there’s so many dumb people out there and they need
stuff too they need
stuff that appeals to them
there’s people that you play them
a good song that’s complicated and deep you play them a
whole lot of love
and they’re not
gonna get it they’re not
gonna get the song
but they’ll listen to that and
like hey guys my favorite
they need entertainment too
i like that guy though that
soulja boy i like him i like
but he’s you know what man he’s just having fun
i like that he’s having fun i like
watching his you stream videos he makes you
stream videos and he parties all the time
fucking like this kids having a blast man
he’s driving around
laughing and joking and talking
about the chicks he’s banging
i mean he’s wearing giant diamonds and shit
i think he’s having a good time i love it
i like watching this you stream show i don’t like it
i like that other song he had too
was the first song superman
oh yeah that’s a good
song that was a cool song yeah that’s a good song yeah
people love that
motherfucking song yeah and he’s
young too he’s like 20 years old or something like that
i mean how do you expect him to act
this is perfect i like what he’s doing
i think he’s doing a great job
he’s keeping it friendly
megan miller the video is very
entertaining even though it looks low budget it’s
very entertaining to watch them
dance around he’s very
smart he did that
thing where he got that a say now number
oh i have a say now number two
but he did this
thing where he got a say now
number and with his say now number he put it on a song
so everybody can call him
my seattle number is
eight one eight two three
seven four two
four five my favorite is listening to your messages
all right go
okay i don’t really have anything to say but
yeah keep it on what do you
think about
ufc 12 right
yeah it’s strange
right it’s strange
but it’s cool because
i did it i’ve used
it a couple times it’s like a little conference call
like i used it
going from the airport to the hotel
i just call it i set it up
and it goes live it
tweets that i’m
going live and then people wait in line to talk
and you can talk to me you have your own
radio station like you’re taking callers
like what’s up man
and nobody could listen to
those all listening everyone’s
listening yeah anyone can listen to the calls
and all the people
that are waiting to talk to you like there’s a hundred
people waiting they’re all listening so it’s like a
radio station
it’s like a hundred person
radio station
like i i you know
i was like giving people advice and talking to people
about life and joking
about fights coming up and joking about
all kinds of different
shit it’s pretty badass is it growing is that like a
new thing yeah well
that soulja
boy do this is
where i brought it up he get
22 million friends on say now
22 million people following god
in contact anytime
he wants he can send them all voicemail
that’s what the say nothing does it
alert you when you get a voicemail
so i’ll put up a voicemail i’ll
leave a message for everybody like you know
head to the
fights can’t wait is
gonna be fucking
crazy blah blah blah blah
i’m looking forward to this fine look for that fight
and then i send it see bitches later
and then everybody
gets a notification and then they can go listen to it
you get contacts it’s even more
direct than twitter
pretty crazy shit man because people
might miss your
shit in twitter like how many people do you follow
do you follow a lot of people
uh i don’t know
i follow like six hundred people i
think something
silly like that yeah six hundred
seventy six
but just anytime
someone says something remotely interesting
i’ll click follow
and i probably shouldn’t have said that
cause now people
gonna be asking me to follow
but when you do that you get this endless
stream on your home
page you know you can’t even keep up with it it’s like
so many new
tweets it’s
like it’s constant you know you’re always getting
you might lose like cool shit that people say
but if someone sends you one of
these like you get it
a lot of people follow a lot of people right
you guys don’t follow a lot of people
i do how do you follow
i don’t remember but i follow a lot like
seven hundred and
forty eight but i also delete i delete a lot of
you get annoyed with people yeah it’s
super fast they
tweet too much
they tweet too much
did you delete
kevin smith
yeah i did oh my i
added him back on recently though
because he doesn’t do it as much or no there’s this new
thing where you choose if you want the
replies or not on each profile have you seen that
no twitter on twitter
if you use twitter on the website
now if you go to
their profile there’s this little logo you can
click on and say show replies or
turn it on or off so
his problem was that he was
replying to all
these fucking
people and was just clogging up my twitter
but now i have
this little button i push and i don’t get any of it
well i don’t mind it i don’t mind when people spam
let them talk
who do you like
whose tweets do you enjoy
i love kevin
smith that’s
why i wanted one reason why i brought it up because he
he that’s cool she
kind of was
yeah and i like how he talks to people you know
he likes anthony kumia from opium
anthony didn’t like he’s like he’s always fucking
replying to everybody like he
tweets too much
but i was like i don’t care
that doesn’t bother me i can look over that
people are so impatient you know
can’t look over
you know six
seven lines of text
and just scroll down that
annoys you that much
sometimes people no no because its
clogs his promise he
would clog it
would be the whole page
and then you have to go to the
second page and then it’s like is it that hard to do
it’s annoying i know why why why do i want to
i mean he’s
using it like he’s spam
you like if that was your
email you would
be like why is this guy spam
he only does it
every now and then for like a few minutes he
does it a lot does
he do it too much yeah he does it a lot
slow down karen
slow down i know i’m just saying i
agree but now it
doesn’t bother me because you
could turn it off so now i follow him so
that was just my only
thing so you don’t get none of his retweets no
none of his ass
i want to see all the interaction though don’t
you want to see the interaction no i just go to his
yeah but i’ll go to his page or something you know okay
part of the fun for me though is
watching people
interact with people it’s like there’s a voyeuristic
thing to it all
i like watching like
porn stars talk to each other
and celebrities talk to each
other i like i like
watching all that shit i look into everything
watching just regular normal weirdos
talking about different things
i watch people getting douchey with each other
it’s fascinating
it’s like a little community
man this fucking podcast lost energy
feel that shit
hard doing two days in a row
oh it’s not
is not that hard
like anything i want to talk
about him already talked
about i did the tom like this podcast
he’s doing a podcast now
it wasn’t him it was
two of his guys dino and gary oh okay
when i talked to him for a little
while it was
kind of fun i’ll see him tonight tom like is done huh
i don’t know i
didn’t ask i didn’t know what it was always good to us
guy always always hooked us up
always when we
whenever we needed to promote gigs always had us on
always a nice guy
they cancel
the show well
these whole
radio stations
which formats they went
i don’t know
what they went with some hits hits top hits shit
you know that
whole talk radio
thing that didn’t work
out yeah it didn’t work out
damn it was around for like 15 years 20 years
solid right
it should have worked out
it’s the most
thing to listen to on the
radio but people got
tired of listening to the
radio and that
satellite radio came
along and so much freedom
so commercials kill
you can’t fuck
with opie and anthony dude they have the best
comics in the fucking country
they go on all the time and
those guys go off
you’re not gonna
be able to keep up with that some regular morning zoo
radio station that’s
wacky if you
wanna listen to something
funny in the morning
and you have the option of opie and anthony or
you know some morning
fucking nonsense
zoo that’s all censored
you’re not gonna listen
to them dude i use podcasts now i don’t even need
satellite radio
cause i just have them all podcasts are audible
you know like you can download opie and anthony
every day on audible
so well dude yeah a lot of
people get this off of audible they get this off of a
bunch of different
things you can put it on your iphone
put on your ipod put in your car
listen to on the
way to work that’s what a lot of people are doing now
i mean that’s the reason why this podcast is
successful it’s not like everybody’s got the time to
this i think most
of the people were listening to this this is like some
background shit
while they’re working totally
so my background friends
we’re here for you baby
all you people out there and
regular people land
working shitty
job joe you said
do you know anything
about the ufc being in 3d
yeah they’ve been filming in 3d for one
do you know what they’re
gonna do with that you have any idea
talk to the boss
i don’t know
they need to get on
that that’d be cool
yeah i don’t know what they’re doing
they’ve been filming it for a
while though
hmm very nice that
ufc card was fucking
nasty very nice
would you would you think
about your boy roy nelson
what do you
think he should do
roy nelson should he lose weight bro he got hit
fifty fucking times i mean it’s not like you know
i think i stood
in there that guy takes it you know whatever take
it do anything
so we know that
he can take
he can take
bombs no one’s ever
stood in there with junior
those santos for
three rounds like that do you
think you think
roy will ever get to the
point where he just snaps and says fucking
i’m just gonna
watch my diet i’m
gonna get in
great shape i’m
gonna go down at 205
with those punches to the head
made a difference
he might be able to move faster away from him
i don’t know what do you
think yeah he
would definitely i mean there’s no
way there’s no way
to be a champion
to be a champion you have to be in the best
shape of your life
he’s obviously not in the best
shape of his life i know he likes to eat and all that
stuff but i’m
thinking something
eventually will make him snap
he’ll get shredded he’ll be he’ll be
training like a fucking i hope
so i think of roy nelson was really in shape
like an in shape
yeah i’m talking
about motherfucker at 205 he would
crush he’s got some serious
knockout power and his jujutsu is awesome
jujitsu is awesome
you know he’s not afraid to fight anybody he can
yeah he just needs to
get in shape yeah and enough with the belly that’s all
and what about
something kind of cool about when that fucking
big belly motherfucker knocks you
senseless no no i’m i’m a huge fan of roy nelson i
would just like to see him shredded
that’s my boy roy
rogers nelson
he said roy rogers you know i’m saying that’s roy
rogers the fucking roast beef
place they used to have like roy rogers years ago
is there any news on crow cop at all
news on crow cop
yeah where’d that come from the chat room
don’t listen to them those people are i was looking for
ufc questions they said
no don’t listen no thiagua
you chat people do you stream chat fucks you win
okay i got a question for you read it
both of you guys
in the rematch
how do you think it’ll go down silver sun and two
shit who knows man i wanna see you gotta
guess you gotta guess
i would never
you know what i’m interested in seeing vitor now
i wanna see what vitor can do to anderson
i think that’s a
i was thinking about a rematch for a while
which i would still love to see
you know because it was such a close fight but
the reality is anderson
one you know he did tap them in one convincingly
yeah you know and the vitor
fight is an
interesting situation you know i
think i’d like to see that next
what about you
i’d like to see a rematch
than that either one
would be fine with me i would be fine with a rematch
i would love to see a rematch and
i would love to see the vitor
fight i would like to see him
against a different guy i think we have anderson for
only a certain amount of
fights more i want to make sure that the vitor
fight actually does happen
and if they set it up now it can actually happen
if i think that’s a big
fight if dana decided to go with silva
son in two how do you think that would go down
i think so would fuck him up quicker
yeah i think so i think so maybe now he’d really work
hey man like i was telling joe the other
night on the phone you predicted all this shit
and the last two big fights
they were armbars
you know fade or and this guy went down
at the last minute you know
this is the only sport that if you really watch ufc 4
and you watch you see the evolution
and it evolved
so quickly it’s not like baseball where they had like
sand gloves and
two thousand or something
yeah i mean it’s evolved so much
and these fighters are the top
level fighters
they evolve also
yeah they evolve
also that’s the only way to stay in the top level
you know as we evolve also so
and silva you know
i don’t think he guys everybody
keeps saying he pulled this out of his ass you know
oh he didn’t pull it out
he didn’t pull out his ass this
guy you don’t pull triangles out of your ass you pull
punches i mean if you wing a wild
punch the guy runs into it
and you’re like wow what are the odds that that landed
i could see being kind of wild but
still i don’t
think that’s wild because you were intending to
punch the guy in the face
if you intend to
punch the guy in the face and you do how is that lucky
that’s not lucky
that’s silly
you know it’s not like just
cause you got
caught and you know you can’t say oh he got you with a
lucky punch no
he fucking punched you in the head
he wanted to
punch you and that’s what he did like how was i
lucky and it was
also a great
day you can’t have a
lucky triangle
you know when they
started to ufc i know that one of the guys the gracies
their point was to
to go jiu jitsu
against any
other style to
prove to the
world that jiu jitsu
could go up
against any other
style and that
night that really came back to
fruition again
this guy was
but it was disproven in the
fight before see what was important
was that anderson was able to do something when
he got put in a bad situation but look at damien maya
when damien mine was trying to get ahold
of anderson
jiu jitsu certainly wasn’t the answer
because he needed to be able to
close the distance and get a takedown
until he gets that takedown
his jujutsu
it’s not gonna work
it’s worthless so
that’s what we saw in that
fight but what we saw with a killer like anderson
guy who’s such a killer
striker he’s got to be
dangerous off his back and that’s one of the beautiful
things about anderson he is that’s why
one thing i grab
because i grab the good and the bad
chill son is a bad
motherfucker and i applaud your dog
you went in
there all nice and cute he left there looking like
eddie munster
you see look
just like eddie he gets ugly in
every fight he
fights but bro that guy for
yeah i was impressed
yeah man he was right i
would love to see that rematch i
would not be i
would not be sad either way
i mean i would not be
upset one way or another either
one i’m really looking forward to i just thought that
while anderson is
young you know or relatively
young i don’t know how many more years he’s
gonna want to do this
i want to see him
fight all kinds of people
you know i wanna see him
fight hector lumbar
you know i’m saying
i wanna see him
fight some interesting dudes who are
fighting in another
place john jones john
jones john jones
up to two o five
that’s the one fuck yeah are
you kidding me
why are we hiring
from this and i i don’t i don’t have a problem
with the jails on a rematch if they decide to do that i
would love that to
either one either ones good jail son of john jones
googly moogly jesus good
googly moogly get silver on the line
round but you know what
chelsun is not
fighting at two o five he’s always one eighty five
i mean i guess he
could go up but he
never has before
right i mean
maybe he’s fought
earlier fights at 205
i don’t remember them though
he was fighting in the wc
one eighty five
so wc one eighty five and
ufc one eighty five i don’t
think he’s ever missed weight
has he missed weight
not that i could
so there’s no reason to i mean anderson like had some
fights at 205 like to go up there
i guess chao
could do it too though he probably walks around pretty
heavy right
john jones is a
scary motherfucker though
that’s a scary
dog they just got him there in a cage
right now i don’t even know when they’re
gonna let him out
they might let him out on new years
they might let him out for the thanksgiving
thing they don’t even know
they might as well just give him a
title shot right away as soon as possible
i don’t know why
fuck around
why fuck around because
he wants to develop
he wants to be the greatest of all time
so he doesn’t want a
title shot is that what you’re saying no he
doesn’t want a
title shot he does no greg jackson is the guy who
guides him right
greg jackson said to me
that what he wants to do is make sure that he’s tested
before he fights for the
title he wants him to really be tested
and really to get worn on
like greg jackson’s a
smart man and he got too
smart he got test
205 he ran through
brandon vera
matt house no he
did he did vladimir
those are right
those are some tests
right but he
hasn’t been put in an adverse situation that’s what
it is by test good
because he’s not
good right but
he wants to set him up with someone who made test him
who were they top
ten guys at 205 that
could probably work him
right now that
i don’t know if anybody
could work him
i think he might be able to beat shogun
yeah i think he
might be able to win the title
you know i mean i
think he’s incredibly talented
i could see shogun
catching him
who knows shogun is really good off his back to
shogun can dive on some leg locks and shit he
doesn’t fuck around
shogun’s a bad
motherfucker everywhere
but john jones is
special athlete man
he’s got something
he’s got something
the way he does it is just so confident
and he’s got an aura
about him you know
to use the hicks
and gracie term there’s some shit that john
jones is doing
he’s got a very rare ability to look
impressive against everybody and he’s
super duper
ultra cool that
guy was so nice
i mean he’s just like the coolest dude
coolest friendliest
he’s down to
earth he’s intelligent the opposite of a douche
yeah the opposite
and he doesn’t have a burden
douchebags have a burden
they’re always hating
themselves they’re hating themselves for the way they
treat other people
to hate themselves for the way they lived
their life to hate themselves for all the negative
energy they’ve created all the negative energy from
their childhood all that shit
so they just
everywhere they go that wears you out man
you know it
might motivate
you to a certain extent but when it comes to the
long race when you don’t have time for ego and bullshit
and it’s all
about you know who can really
who can race to
greatness faster
the guys who
have the best personalities get there better
they get their cleaner
guy like phaidor
you know phaidor has some
doubters but i don’t know
about any haters you know who hates phaidor
how can you hate that guy
he looks like a fucking dishwasher repairman and
knocks dude senseless
you know and he
doesn’t talk shit
doesn’t talk shit ever
and he doesn’t even get
upset when he loses
when he loses he’s gracious he’s a gentleman
doesn’t lose for ten years
he loses and he says
you know those who
do not fall down do not
stand or something like that
he said it more
eloquently it’s like he
gained something from it you know
he needed that loss
for character you know yeah
yeah who knows how he’s
gonna come out in the next
fight with something to
prove you know
just like bj
anytime bj loses he always comes back on fire
you know they’re not fucking doing fatal
and over him
they’re not doing that
fight they’re
doing fatal
and bigfoot
or ovary man bigfoot rather
ovary so who they
gonna stay are
i don’t know man
they don’t know if they’re
gonna do a rematch or not
but i want to see that
ovary and fade or
fight that’s what i want to say
that’s the fight i want to say
i want to see we’re doing
fight over him
again for the
title for sure because we’re doing beat him in pride
but i want to see over
and fade or
that’s the fucking fight man
that’s a good fucking
fight son real quick shout out to matt horwich
he’s fighting out he’s fighting
tyler’s latest
this saturday and irvine
i think it’s called war on the mainland
or something like that but
the the main
fight is tim sylvia versus paul buentello
matt horwich
took the fight against talents late to son on
short notice but
he’s always in shape
his jiu jitsu is awesome it’s gonna be a great fight
i want to give a
shout out to
a kid patrick from twitter it’s his birthday today
he’s a good man he
tweeted me and
asked me he
said this kid had the same birthday as rogan
if we give him a
shout out happy birthday
patrick i think hulk hogan’s birthday
today too that fucking
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it steve mcqueen is always an animal
crazy looking at san francisco and
you know the 1960s 1968
there’s nobody on the road
you know you’re just driving
it’s like easy
you’re on the highway you just driving driving a street
just driving
you don’t realize how much
the population is increased
until you watch like a
movie from the sixties
you see like new york
street new york
in like a nineteen fifties
movie the hustler
there’s not that many cars
everybody just driving around no problems
now we just take it for granted
that anywhere you go it’s
gonna be a city there’s
gonna be too many fucking people too many cars not
gonna get anywhere but at one
point in time that wasn’t the case
when they first made cities like
why would everybody live together in this one
thing well because
when there’s not that many people and you can
drive around it’s really pretty fucking cool
new york city with no traffic
that would be the shit
it’d be boring
i’d be boring
wouldn’t it
why would he be boring there won’t be that many people
well you can
there would
still be plenty of people you’re
still gonna have some
traffic you’re just not
gonna have the
kind of traffic that you have now
it takes you half an hour to get across town at least
you know it can take you
hours to get around new york when it’s around rush hour
it can take you forever to get out of the city
you know to get to long island to get across the
it’s a fuck
it’s a nightmare
there’s too many fucking people
i swear to people as an ongoing subject in this podcast
there’s no answers
that’s the unfortunate problem the answer is you just
have to move out of la or big cities in columbus ohio
it was always one mile one
minute or better
here it’s like
15 minutes per mile
is the average or something retarded
like that but the people
let’s be honest
it’s more fun here
right well the weather’s better
the weather’s
better and for what we do it’s better here but
you think like people wise
you run into more interesting people out here
then we just
you don’t hang out with retards
like any city there’s cool people like you’ve met
some of my friends
from columbus if you can you know we all hung out
they’re all
nice guys yeah they’re down
earth people
so what do you
think is that but don’t you
think like there’s certain parts of the country where
people are more interesting per capita
well just because you have more people like top
texas is awesome
right texas
is one of my favorite
places ever but because it’s huge it’s like a big city
people say that
it’s because there’s more people but i also
think that when you
get a lot of people together like in new york and you
know any big city like that
just the sheer
competition there’s so many people in there
everybody’s moving fast
everybody’s got to keep up with everybody else like
no one is like no one’s faster
thinker or faster talker than like east
coast people
like new jersey new york
they’re angry
angry hustle
competition sort of a
right joey don’t you
think new yorkers
no one’s more
aggressive than new yorkers
as aggressive people ever but they’re really
aggressive new york you got a fucking
go in new york yeah you got to go people don’t go like
this stop sign
yeah how they do healing
no you go get the fuck somebody fucking go already
fucking moron i
gotta get to the wheat
store what is
wrong with you
you know that shit don’t make you know
there’s just a lot of
things i see that you look at you like this shit
wouldn’t fucking fly
no it’s just
wouldn’t fly the
other day some guy in
front of my
just pulled in
front of my
house and got out of the car
and three people were behind them beeping
i went upstairs and got my police
badge and said move
the fucking car bitch
and he fucking
moved you know
but it’s like
i don’t like that part of it like you
gotta go go bro what’s all this shit
when you have really good weather
and really good
conditions and
things are easy
it tends to make you a bit soft
and that’s what i think i
think there’s a lot of people that grow up out here
you know like a lot of chads you know
you know the type of guy i’m talking about like
there’s like a softness
they don’t have to deal with like
harsh winters
they don’t have to deal with
you know the craziness
that the northeast
has to deal with
you know what i mean
i think people
think faster in the east
coast in general
oh you got a fucking
thank you see look at look at that
thing i watched did you see that
interview with william chat in
the interview bernard gets
yeah did you see that no is that
very interesting i
heard bernie
gentz used to be on opie and anthony all the time he’s
crazy he just shot four
motherfuckers for just insinuating
but he proved them
right he said they like how did you know he was
gonna mug him well
look at 20 years later
three out of the four in prison
well it could be because he shot him and fucked
their head up and then they won the
fucking world
was crawling and he went over and pulled the fucking
trigger yeah
the bullets
did you see the fucking interviews he gave
afterward no
he told the new york times
that mother should have had abortions listen
you don’t talk like that before you go to sentencing
wow that’s the shit you say from behind bars
he was a stern guy
but i think
about that guy when i think about new
york he said i ain’t even giving him the opportunity
he’s out of jail
out of jail
how long has it been out of jail
long time i got thrown out of jail it happened in 82
i got thrown out
did he go to jail what happened was he makes bold
statements afterward is
right shut the fuck up guy
so they prosecute him for something else
i forget the
story now if
you look it up they prosecute him for something else
but he was a hero
well they just don’t want to encourage people to be
carrying guns
be vigilantes
but the problem is man
but i look at that what do you do though well do i
would you know anthony from opium anthony he’s got a
carry he carries a pistol
they don’t talk about it on the radio
i guess the the station doesn’t like
bringing it up but he’s got
he’s got a fucking gun on him
you have to
get a carry pit you
rat you have to
you have yeah in
texas you can carry
that with you right yeah it’s way better
to have it when you need it he’s got to get
a need it and
i’m a firm believer i
i carried a
gun for years and fucking bad guns and hot guns
and i tell you what
and this is why i tell people all the time you
carry a gun you
carry a knife you attract that energy
yeah next time you get into a beef somebody’s
gonna have a
knife i’d never
carry a knife
again nobody
ever attacked me in life i got attacked with a
knife in aspen
colorado really
and i picked up a fucking pipe
but if i wouldn’t have
slipped the way i did that guy
would have cut me
picked up a pipe
and hit him across the fucking leg with it but he had a
he had like a little fucking
where were you attacked
we were hanging behind like a
strip club at
3 in the morning i
was at a gas station i was at a gas station
and the guy was fixing my car like a big garage place
and the guy thought i had said something
to him i’m like i didn’t send them to you my car is
ready he was like no no
you cut me off before
what happened
here for two
hours i was just looking
for somebody to stab yeah he was just a little crazy
you know what i’m saying
so he pulled the knife out
he went like this and i
moved back when i
moved back there was a pipe on the fucking like a
you know those pipes for wiring they were
doing the place
and i slipped and i picked up the fucking pipe
but i always remembered that
when i carried a gun
everywhere i
would go people had fucking guns
i go to buy grandma
coke the motherfucker had a gun
what are the odds i stopped
i was in dream
coke dealer with a gun wait a
minute once i stopped you know like one time i
heard a bullet go off one
night when i had a gun route
20 feet by me the guy shot another guy at a club
whoa you know and this was
i was a kid i remember hearing that fucking thing
and i stopped with guns how old were you
24 maybe yeah
but i never ever carry
after i got caught
for the machine gun with the kidnapping i never
boring last time
that was a good last time though yeah
the bank yeah
yeah you went out
kidnapping somebody
machine gun fuck yeah no fucking around
what you got bitch
you have like them the
things over here like with the ammo and
i give up that’s you know what that’s the
ultimate shit you
could tell somebody you know what i mean
little thing
get some instant respect
tell me you were arrested
for kidnapping and got a machine gun
damn that’s deep
you don’t wanna fuck with that dude
that’s the way to get out of a winning
haha absolutely
got of a lot of
things trust me
i got something to tell you but that’s
you carry your weapon
to be prepared to fucking
carry that weapon
i tell that to people all the time people like bro
i’m thinking of getting a gun
bitch before you take that gun out
you better think twice
is it possible here’s the question is it possible
for human beings to ever evolve past this
is it possible for people
to ever evolve past violence and bullshit and lies and
and hate is it possible that
war is do we need it we need it we need it
because it fuels
it makes you
appreciate love more makes you
struggle more
it makes the competition greater
you always think
about what’s
going on think
about that a half a world away
everybody’s got a machine gun
shooting at each
other right now
yeah be walking
in israel and fucking a bus
going home and somebody comes up and says
fuck the jews and they fucking pull it
switch and there you are
but on a smaller
scale if people can be
is it just a certain amount is it a certain number
is it like after a certain number
you can’t be friends with everybody
i mean how the fuck the wars get
started i mean it
doesn’t get
started with a
group as small as us
right it’s not for people
so if four people can get along
what are the numbers
what are the numbers
where everybody can have a good healthy i
think every 20
every 20 people 20 there’s one bad
motherfucker you
think so well
but if you can get rid of them what’s a manageable size
like if you wanted to
start a tribe
like all your own people
what’s a manageable size
where everybody
could be cool with each
other nobody’s
gonna have any problems with each
other we’re all
gonna be friendly everyone’s
gonna be alright
two two one
one in a cat
one in a cat
one in a cat a flashlight
it’s impossible
listen man in
drama sometimes you need it i
think so too change what
there’s an expression i can’t remember
right now that fucking joint i’ve said this before
and it sounds
crazy but i
think it’s all
a mathematical equation i
think everything you do in this life all the people you
come in contact with all your actions all your motions
it’s all part of a
giant equation and everybody’s equation is
piling up together
everybody’s numbers everybody
what you’re doing is affecting me when i’m doing
is affecting him
we’re all doing it together and
we’re working towards some fucking
crazy goal that we just can’t see
i believe that
me too didn’t
zeus wasn’t
you the god of war what was the mythology zeus
what was it
thor was a goddess thunder
zeus was out
of war one of
those guys sent this was
he was a bad
motherfucker the
grand poo pie one of
those guys sent this sundown to see what was
going on right
and this motherfucker came back and
they talked
about war all the damage this guy had done his son
right and when he went to
zeus and he
asked his son what the fuck is going on
you know what are you doing what are you
chopping these heads off he says
without war there’s no change
is that what it is
something to do maybe
yeah but the question is
could we evolve past this
the problem
is you look at the numbers you look at sustainability
the just the sheer numbers of
human beings and then you look at the amount of
space that we have
and you got to
think if we’re at like six or
seven billion now
what’s gonna happen when it’s 20 billion what’s
gonna happen when it’s 80 billion
there’s a shitload of land though so
there’s tons
and tons of land if you just go to ohio there’s just
millions and millions of acres of land
so you think everybody’s just
moved to ohio i’m just
saying that
there’s a lot of
states out there like you know
south dakota
like that there’s a
fucking land
everywhere and who’s growing
their food uh
mexico where they getting
their meat mexico
oh mexico japan japan
yeah um i don’t know man
that’s what i
worry about
that’s the kind of shit that fills my head up every day
stop thinking
about it get drunk
we gotta get you some merlot man
take away your weed and
take away your
merlot it’s your birthday we
gotta start
drinking let’s have
some shots it’s
your birthday
where’s your jack
tell us some
shots you got tequila
i gotta drive
to drinking just hanging around with a
bunch of men
it’s your birthday
we’re going the tank together
for us i’m not i’m not looking for birthday shots
thank you though
appreciate it how
about birthday high fives what are you doing tonight
what are you doing tonight dog
going out are you yeah
with everybody the
olive garden
olive garden huh
go to the olive gardens
my favorite
sticks when
you there your family
no you didn’t say it right
bitch you say it the
right way when you hear your family hey hey
there was that show that used to be
on serious the wise guy show you remember that show i
never heard it oh
have the hard day it was
it was that for two
hours it’s not even on no more hey let’s go to y’all go
never anymore
part of it made me
nostalgic but part of it
made me remember all
these idiots that i knew back in new york
very very specific part of the country huh
very specific so it’s gonna be interesting but
ufc is in boston there you go that’s what we’re talking
about was last fuck
what do you think so far
bj and fucking
frank yeah good to is gonna be interesting man
gonna that’s gonna be interesting as fuck
cause you know pj is gonna come out angry
i think bj is gonna try to take frankie
edgar down i
think you’re right i’m trying to strangle him
i think you’re totally right
all he did in that fight was
stand and bang with him and try to stuff the takedown
you know i think bj
learned a lesson that fight is
gonna come back stronger than ever
but frankie
edgar’s coming back stronger than ever too man
frankie edgar is better in every fight
every time that dude
fights you see a new improved version of him
you know after he beat
shaun shirk
and then after he
beat matt veach
and strangled matt
veach i was like this
guy is fucking getting better man he’s getting better
and then when he beat pj
he’s gonna be even better now coming into this
fight he’s gonna kick it up another notch
and he’s not getting
tired think
about that dude he does not get tired
he can go five five minute
rounds full clip and he’s good
he’s good it’s crazy
he doesn’t get
tired he was just as fast in the fucking fifth
round as he wasn’t the
third as he
was in the second
you think he gets
tired at night
i think he’s good
night night
i think you get some warm milk
and maybe someone reads him a story
i can’t i can’t get
tired joe and then he goes no
no we think
about my man
james tony randy couture
i mean last
james tony randy
couture is a fucking fascinating
fight man i
loved it i love
first of all the fact that james tony
is the first guy who’s like a real
professional boxer
at a high level
stepping into
mma and yeah he’s 41
but he’s still got
skills do james tony
still a bad
motherfucker and
randy coutures like 48 47 i believe yeah
so and but you know the
thing is like he’s doing the
right things he’s
training with
antonio mckee he’s
training with mohle wall
he’s training with king mo he’s
training with
wrestlers you know they’re
teaching him how to try to
stand up who knows
all he has to do though
all he has to do is
stuff one take down
stuff one take down and get
close enough to get a hand free
just get close enough i hit
us have a position where
he’s got a little
a little bit of distance he created and fucking blame
all he has to do is one with
those four ounce
gloves i’m not saying he can do it
but i’m saying
if he can do it chances are he’s gonna fuck
randy up if he can land it my sources
tell me he’s not
training at all
really yeah
this is bad for the
promotion any bravo
oh no he’s training a lot
yeah oh eddie
did i just fuck it up i
think you might have fucked it up that’s part of the
promotion has he been
training it’s
today’s opposite
training sucks
it’s two days what
today’s opposite day by the way
today’s opposite
day yeah oh
what is opposite
time well who knows man made me they’re putting out
rumors that he’s not
training so that people will
respect it but i know he lost weight
he look pretty goddamn
thing i was interviewing
him he didn’t look fat
at all i just imagine him at home and i ain’t fucking
training for no
motherfucking shit
what if he pulls it off
the fuck i’m a
train fuck that i’m
gonna go run for ten this is what he said to me
you know usually
usually got a six inch punch
i got three inch
punch so i need
three inches
three inches
on knock his ass out
that’s all i need
and he’s right
dude let me tell you something
if he clipped you like this
just like that
just gave himself like three or four inches
it would fucking really hurt
it would really hurt he
could jack he was giving it up to bruce lee
he’s a bad motherfucker
he got it wrong though
i told to dana
dana goes bruce lee had a one inch punch
why can’t they figure out the
bruce lee killings and like all the murders and
stuff that whole family murders but they
you think there would be
by now dna or something where they can
they can solve so many
great conspiracy
brian this is
a conspiracy we need to get mythbusters on
did they just
give up on that
whole thing chinese they
never even looked into it i don’t
think there was a conspiracy
they never even looked into it
was there conspiracy
with bruce lee
yes there was there
crazy guys oh yeah
what was it conspiracy
well that he was found
dead asleep and like some his mistress’s
apartment so they
think someone killed him
they think someone does and his son
why would they kill us poison
them or something
fuck you and your son
right so they
killed his son
later in my
put a bullet into the gun
that was it was it was supposed to be a blank gun
right how do
you get a fake how do you get a real gun on the side
there isn’t
doesn’t even come
close do you know did
you look into
brandon lee yeah
back in the day yeah
so you don’t have
that is incompetence
no why would there be
you have props for a
movies and stuff
like that you don’t use real guns
there’s not even a real gun on warner brothers
except in the security guys pockets you know
but you don’t mix
fucking fake guns with real guns that’s impossible
you know well it’s not that it’s not a real gun
it’s a real gun it’s just
shooting a blank
right but they can’t
those guns can’t
shoot real people have died by taking
those guns and putting them up to
their head with no bullet in it and it’s blowing
their brains out you know that right
right but that’s not what happened you know i know he
what happened what i read
was that it was there was something in the barrel
on that as he
fired the blank
something something whatever it was in the barrel we
should probably look it up
when we were talking
out of our ass but he did get shot and killed on a set
i always felt that the father got ice because
when he left run run showing
those motherfuckers
to come to the united
states to shoot into the dragon
right that was his end
there was a
seat waiting
for sure that was big heroin
money i’m telling you this from the
heart if you know anything
about that you
check out that company
the people who made fist of fury in chinese connection
they invested you know what it cost to make the chinese
connection how much 80 000
really you know how much
you know how many times they made that over
do the fucking math
how much do you
think that movie is made
look at it there was no
explosions there’s no 3g
there’s no 3d
there’s no sag
how much do you
think the chinese
connection has made 10
a day for all
those japanese guys you know
so you’re saying that the company that made fist of
fury the boss the people who
put up the producers on that
if you know anything
about raymond chow
it’s all heroin it’s
they were money laundering they
did you know it’s
money laundering guys
you know you
got to make up to to have this mercedes i got to make
money and make this mercedes
i gotta make it to
cover this how am i doing this
he made three movies
they were all box office fucking
worldwide smashes
one was bigger than the other
and i come to you and i go hey
i’m out now if anybody knows anything
about anything
mafia concept and even italian
those morons
could never figure that out
it’s fucking chinese
you know look at
japan when you fuck up in the mafia in
japan don’t they cut your fucking finger
or don’t you have to cut it off
if i told you to cut your finger off
what were the chances
you understand me
these people don’t fuck around they’re not
white they’re not soft
these people don’t so
they were making tons of
money making
those movies
they decided
to leave them
and he decided to go to warner brothers to make
enter the dragon
and so they killed they gave him a little taste
but not the
taste they were waiting on
not the big
taste they were waiting on they made raymond child
a little partner
then they gave him a piece of
death hunt with charles bronson
little partner
but not was enough
huh so you really
think that’s what happened well
any other ideas oh i mean i don’t know i
officially was a
brain aneurysm
it’s a brain aneurysm
well when something
shoots you in the head your
brain bleeds
right it’s mysterious nobody knows nothing
i mean he was 33 years old he was in perfect health
you know it
could have been poisoned
you know the destiny
could say that we
could have paid for this
the chinese
could have paid for this all across the line
to the you know that’s a corrupt country like any other
place like that they
could have paid doctors to say whatever the fuck they
would have said they buried him and that’s it
why hasn’t linda lisa let’s dig up the
motherfucking body and see was really
because they probably
gave us you know they killed the son to boot bro
so your husband
and your fucking son dies this is a coincidence
was there any threats on his life
and brenley
i don’t think
so you think they
after reading how it actually happened i
guess they were used
using blanks but they were
rushed at a
time so they took real bullets and took out the
the powder out of the bullets
that i guess
would also make a blank
but what happened is somebody
unknown fired
those blanks and they
reinserted bullets
on top of it like more
blanks and so it
exploded and a
piece of the bullet flew out of it
yeah or something like that so what a
crazy way to die
because not only are we
gonna shoot you
we’re gonna
shoot you on fucking camera i don’t
think was nothing
crazy how come that
video is not on youtube
yeah right exactly there’s just so many
it’s just weird
i want to watch it by the way so many
doubts with both of their deaths
that it’s not
you know it’s just that is there a
brandon lee
sounds like it could be just a coincidence i was a kid
and all of a sudden he was dead and buried and gone
and then the movie came out two weeks later
he died before the movie came out
perfect timing he died
perfect timing
he died july 16th or something like that the
movie came out eight days later it was something
they were filming the movie
and they were done filming and then they released it
eight days later after he died no
no the movie was done
two weeks before they released it he died either way
he had one more
movie it was legend wasn’t there some game of death
which he filmed just a piece i was so contemptuous
i thought you were talking about
brandon lee
no we’re talking
about bruce i’m sorry so
you know there’s
so many coincidences now this is american
studio they
would never kill somebody you know i’m saying you don’t
think they would
i think there’s some
crazy producers out there that
would kill people
understand they
understand the
death equals money
now is there a documentary out there
about brandon i
think there is i was i
think was it legend
or i would like
to say that
about that survivor producer
again one of
his wife and cancun
and he’s back he’s back in america mexican
trying to figure out how to prosecute him you got an
extra day in mexico
guy kill his wife
mama tell you something
i don’t know if you’ve seen it
i mean i’ve been on that side of the fence
i just was watching that michael jackson documentary
again a couple weeks ago yeah i’m look
about his death but no
about the thing we went to see that night that
thing and him okay okay
i’m watching him
i’m watching him
does he look like a fucking dude that’s
fucked up to you as much as they said he was fucked up
to do all those
dance move watch the
movie you’re an intelligent
guy you get back to me
well he wasn’t just doing coke or whatever
he was doing oxygen or whatever the fuck they said
he was doing
whatever they said he was doing that one part
where he freaks out
remember he fucking
freaks out there’s one part
where they they show
most of the
movies is all good
they don’t even get into drugs or anything like that
it’s all good
but they show a little
piece where he’s
freaking out with the director
and he doesn’t feel it and it just feels like
it feels like just
i don’t know what it is just
remember that piece
wow we had to get the
right mixture but
that guy was that
freak that guy was owen
they were gonna take his little afro they were
gonna take never neverland
not much money that
motherfucker’s made
since he’s been dead a lot right tons
tons they’re all jumping up
and down now red dragon was the documentary by the way
red dragon yeah the
bruce lee documentary
it’s bruce lee or
brandon lee both
are brandon
lee i’m sorry
red dragon red dragon
red dragon cool
i’m not a big conspiracy guy but it’s just
just too weird well
his death definitely
sounds like
if he had some very
if he really pissed off some chinese mob guys i don’t
think they would let that
slide because the guy became a movie star
you know if he’s making some
other people yeah i
could see them killing them
i don’t know the details
you know they shot those
movies they shot
those like those movies
caused nothing
they shot those in the jungles of fucking thailand
look at fist of
fury the first one yeah
they shot that
that was no set they shot down the jungle of thailand
on a dark street
there was no
there was no
craft services there was none there was wontons and
a fucking tent with chinese
music on you
saying it’s
crazy when you
think about how recent
movies really are what a recent invention
i mean movies were you know
i believe in the nineteen hundreds they were
silent right
when did they
start making
sound movies
i’m not sure
40 50s and by the way that was
bruce lee not
brandon lee sir
what was that red dragon
oh that was the documentary on
brandon land
bruce lee not
bruce lee bruce lee okay but i
think it was like 1940s i
would say 19
it was the ot
yeah we think
about how recent invention
movies are the
crazy thing
about the whole
movie experiences
it really does program you we have like some certain
things that we
wanna see in life
and when you show them
to us like we have like a natural inclination of fall
successful people
it’s like natural
you know follow someone who’s better than you
learn how to be better than you are
you know learn
learn from people that are very
learned but
when you see a
movie it’s like the guy has all
these attributes of the hero
in real life
but it’s fake and he’s
sixty feet tall
and every time he talks fucking
music plays
and your whole
system gets so confused
cause you really
there’s a lot of
girls especially girls
there’s a lot of people that believe that life really
should be like a
movie they’re really
shocked that life
doesn’t turn out like a movie
how crazy was it that when
bruce lee all he ever wanted was a shot in hollywood
and he got ripped off he got rejected
he got sent back to
china he blows up in china
and now warner
brothers wants him back now they wanted him
and then he finally gets a shot he gets
fuck he gets to call the shots of the
movie and he
doesn’t show up to the set
he has cold feet
he’s fucking nervous as hell they’re
shooting around him
he won’t show up he’s
freaking out he’s having a nervous
breakdown how
crazy is that then he finally shows up
and just crushes
you watch that movie now
sure there’s some corniness
from enter the dragon you know it’s an old movie but
there’s so like a good 75
of it just stands the test of time the scenes
the way it shot
like when he’s out when they’re out
during the day and
he fights bob wall
and bolo young
god damn it
those are the best fucking
scenes ever
he was so intense
he’s moving around like muhammad
ali you can
see had come
along before that that represented martial arts at all
in a mainstream way
there had been no one that
grabbed the
public’s attention he was the
first and when he did big boss’s
first movie he wasn’t even the star at
first he was like bill
third or fourth
and then he just started
directing and fucking putting together the
fight scenes
and then they bumped him up and made him they go this
motherfuckers just taken over
this dude just
start you know was
they just threw him on the film
you know last
minute and he took over
and then from that
point on boom
he just watched the
which is one
of my all time like top five when i get down and dirty
one of my all time
movies is a chinese connection
which was released
whatever the big boss here yeah fist of fury
in that movie
his fucking anger
comes through
i mean he’s so good in that movie
everything he does he hang
bro this guy took clint
eastwood and took him a step further
he would kill the guys and then hang them
on the street so people
could see him
that’s nobody’s done that shit
nobody’s ever done
charles bronson
to the nobody
he hung him
twice you know why’d you kill my teacher
why why why
think of that last
fight scene
where he goes to the
school and he says
this does not concern you
i’m allowing you
to leave he
throws them out and the three that
stick around
he jumps over a coffee table
watch the movie guys
he jumps over the coffee
table into a flying sidekick this ain’t no joke
he beats the fat guy with the
sword he puts him down the
sword goes through his back
then he goes to the yard
and he fucks up two guys
he fucks up the russian
then he goes into the
studio with the new
chucks and shit
fucks the master up
then he goes back to the
thing to the
school and he tells the cops
not to fuck around with his
school and the cops are scared of him
he’s talking to me he’s like
if i go to jail don’t fuck with them
then he opens the door to open
and there’s a
bunch of people outside
ready to shoot him
and he runs to the cam and he
throws a flying psychic
and you hear the fucking bullets go off in the air
that’s what
killed me as a kid
not seeing my
mother died that
tormented me when
bruce lee got shot
at the end of fist of fear
because i didn’t know whether he’d come back or not
but think about that fucking movie
you know who was acting
coach was on
chinese connection who
steve motherfucking mcqueen long distance
you understand me
he was calling
steve mcqueen saying dog this like i do in this scene
what do you
think wow do you
understand me dog
and him and
steve mcqueen were running together
and they both wanted what each
other had yeah
steve mcqueen
didn’t want to be no star he didn’t like people
you don’t want people talking to him
steve mcqueen beat the fucking
alley mcgraw
and went to work the next day nobody gave a fuck
he was a mean guy
steve mcqueen
he wanted to be a
fighter and
bruce lee wanted to be a fucking actor
an international star
they both had what each
other wanted bro
steve mcqueen
just wanted to piss on people and fuck people up he
called police one time and said dog
let’s take a ride this producer
died i’m gonna go piss on his
grave like i told him when he
fired me from that movie
steve mcqueen wasn’t a nice guy wow
what did he die of cancer
he went to mexico and couldn’t get healed breast cancer
breast cancer
enter the dragon was so fucking
strong like
bruce lee was so amazing that
they put out
they put out the craziest
thing of all the
whole bruce lee
thing the craziest thing
is that they put a
movie out after he died game of death
and only the last 10 minutes is him
they decided to make a
movie with 75
another dude
it was another dude and
if you watch that
movie it the
they put they take
pictures or
scenes from return of the dragon yeah
they can mix it all
up yeah they mix it all of it the editing is
at least a photo
in the first five minutes of the movie
they put a photo
of bruce lee
on a moving body on the double
really they put a
photo it’s the worst
photoshop ever
the beginning of that
movie then they
shoot the whole rest of the
movie with like
anytime you get a good look at
bruce lee it’s another movie
it’s another fucking movie man
and then they cut back and then
when you see the profile it’s
a stunt double with
glasses big fucking
glasses though
they had a stunt double for kareem abdul
jabbar too because they had to have
an excuse for him at the end of the
movie when he actually does come in
so if you watch the
movie you see the big tall
black guy is that even kareem but
you know he’s
gonna fight him at the end
you know like people talk
about the seven wonders
of the world the
grand canyon
you know what the eighth one in the
world is that they
sequeled that
movie 18 times we’ve had this conversation
how you doing we’re here today
eddie bravo joe rogan i like to
speak to you
about a pitch oh we’re all ears
we like to do game of
death three
you know what i’m saying
again isn’t bruce lee den we don’t need
bruce lee you understand we got the pictures
break the pictures down to show pictures and shit
dude so how much are we gonna make
that’s not gonna make any money what
boxes of fucking how much a game of
death when i like to see it they don’t even have what
those movies made
you can’t look you can look up any movie on white pity
and see what they made white pitier
whatever the fuck it is white pity
i still got it fucking
white people dude and what about the whole
forget about
game of death and
using a fake bruce lee for most of the movie with the
worst editing ever for
other movie ever the editing ship but how about
the like bruce lie
and then there was like a bruce lou
that all these
total ripoffs of bruce lee they just went with it
it was like kiss
like kiss now they got
ace freeley’s makeup
peter chris’s makeup
but they call him tommy thayer and eric singer
but they got ace and peter’s makeup it’s incredible the
asians were so hot back then that’s like a certain
ducellation yeah
but the kiss no one’s ever pulled it off like kiss did
making dudes wear the same makeup
the guys who they’re replacing yeah yeah
at first they didn’t do that no at
first when they first lost ace
they got vinny vincent
he came out as an egyptian
yeah he was the
and then when they lost peter
eric carr came in as the fox
yeah so when they decided to do the reunion they get a
saint peter back once they start leaving
again in the exact same order
ace that first and then peter
the exact same thing they go fuck it
let’s not start any new
characters let’s keep the old characters with just have
different dudes playing
so gene was always like
gene was always like no drugs no alcohol no no nothing
was paul stanley a partier
no not both of them so both of them didn’t
party but the
other dude a
lot yes ace
freely party like a
motherfucker so
did peter chris
right yeah massive yeah
peter chris i
think was an alcoholic and
ace had a coke problem
shazam son yeah
you can’t play guitar like that
unless you do a little coke exactly
exactly i watched
gene simmons family
jewels the new
season last night wow
they got a new
skunk for his hair
you have to see his head
they got a new
skunk he’s got like two inches it’s a little longer
it’s a little tighter
he’s always had the goopies have
gene simmons will
never be hosting a show
about hurricanes
the crazy thing to is um
that’s not a motorcycle helmet
also they know kiss knows
i’m not the
biggest kiss fan on the planet and so are you
but kiss knows that
you know what
most of the people now that are getting into kiss
they won’t even know that that’s not
ace freely and
the cat the fucking
spaceman that’s more important than
their actual fucking names like
that well it is as long as they can reproduce the songs
you just can’t have the songs that a sings
cause ace had a very distinctive voice
yeah i liked his
voice man i like
these feelings
and peter had a
great voice too
but both of
them can sing eric singer is a really good singer
and he’s really good at imitating
peter chris
he really is he actually does
sound like him
that song two thousand man
fuck yeah fuck yeah dynasty nineteen
seventy nine
son side two
track two right
after i was made for loving powerful
that’s another
i was made for love
ace didn’t even
ace didn’t even
write that song the producer
wrote that one
or so that was a
cover two thousand man’s an actual old
cover i love i was made for loving you i was like
give me some i was made for loving you fine
oh shit find that shit
someone remixed
i was made for loving you into a fucking
house song it
sounds awesome
really big techno
oh my god what
a great idea
what a great idea
that’s a jam
that was a disco song that’s why
on disco but it was good that
was good disco
just let him know we’re in the fire and then there was
heavens on fire everybody
that’s live i was like
yeah we don’t want to go live it’s gonna
sound like shit
can’t be live son yeah go with a
video if you go youtube there’s a video
disco fucking rocket fuck yeah
how many guys were blowing him
while he was singing this
was that how many guys were blowing him
while he was singing this
that’s a that’s a you don’t want to go there
you don’t want to start going there
i think but without
going further i think that’s the reason why
paul and jean were such a great team
i think it’s because of that
really because of what
the dudes from guns n roses accused homeboy
you guys no one knows what the fuck we’re talking about
dude from guns n roses accused him of what love
goddamn you’re high
we can’t even we can’t even go there i can’t go there
okay all right sorry
anyway i’m a big kiss fan what okay
no need to disparage them yes
paul stanley is
one of my gods for sure
and by the way
ace freely is
clean and sobered up
really yeah
if paul stanley
was gay i would love him even more
who cares yeah
i hope you got some good i love rob howford
i love rob how dude from
queen was fucking freddie
murky was awesome
yeah love him too
jeff tate awesome i love
jeff to the
east east what
about clay you
can go there clay
can i don’t like
no ricky martin
i don’t like him to down nah
what about other gay singers
milton elton john’s a bad
motherfucker elton john’s a bad
motherfucker come
on elton john’s a bad
what’s that one tiny dancer come on come on come on
the greatest
awesome man
i don’t care if he’s george michael yeah
you know what freedom freedom by george michael oh shit
parts to that
song there’s four different parts it’s not just
verse and chorus
it’s verse fucking
secondary verse
pre chorus and chorus
four different parts and they’re all awesome and the
video with all those hot
models all the hot
models are singing it
and dancing along
as long as he
doesn’t look at
me in the eye when he sings that i’ll go to a concert
i want him to look me in the eye
what if he looked you
right in the eyes he’s sagging got a
spell on me that
would be different i
would have to
look away i
like to see if it’s like joey diaz’s joke
george michael
could put a
spell on me he pulls
a diamond encrusted dick
starts hypnotizing
though dude if you’re
going to go see george michael he’s playing an
after parties playing dana
whites fucking
party whatever and he
starts singing and looking
would you directly in the eye
would you kind of like
start texting and here we go
i might play facebook
i might try to do what joey dears
would do blue ball
i might wink at them
again for sucking dick in the bathroom something
because he got arrested
again lately yeah he’s losing the toilet bowl
to look up at the guys that’s got to be the only
thing that turns them on at this point
that’s a secret shit he wants to see
straight dudes dicks in toilet bowls oh yeah
remake the video
and make it just straight gay just be real
in this next
album i just want to come
out real why
this is perfect make it real
because this isn’t shit
he’s good at this
i’m just surprised my dad’s gaydar
did not work as a
child because he bought this like cd for my birthday
his gaydar was not not on
maybe his gaydar
was dead on and he thought that you were gay
and trying to
test you out
how funny is that how funny was
kelly cursed a joke
ricky martin
because she had already formed
yeah it’s michael yeah
we haven’t even got to the good part man
after this
i like george
mike but this shit is fuck this is good
music there’s no argument this is good
news guys are at home saying
these fucking guys are out of their minds
nah this is the shit that y’all
you know dudes that are really into just heavy
music like rural
grindcore death metal
they would never like something like this i
understand that
keep it playing in the background
guys fuck it just give us a little background ambience
this is a good fucking jam
yeah i like some
fruity shit man i do i like a lot of fruity shit
you like mika i like that billionaire song i like
i like that katy perry song
california girls
that’s some fruity shit cal the
i like that song
but the fact that i would like it
hey you like pop
music you like some
you know i don’t like a lot pop
music’s good because it gets
once it gets in your head it’s good then eminem dies
quickly that eminem song with rihanna
i just like listening to her saying
i just like
her parts i love his parts are like it’s too much
fucking violent her
parts don’t
make any goddamn
sense i love it when you lie
who the fuck loves it when you lie
everyone hates that shit i don’t get the
lyrics i don’t care what
she’s saying
i just love her voice
i just love
those voices her
voice is awesome
rihanna is definitely one of my
souls i feel
like rihanna
kicks there’s something just a terrible
thing to say there’s something
extra sexy about her
and there’s something
extra attractive
about her that she got her ass kicked by that dude
i don’t know why i don’t
know there’s something
about her that like she’s been through some shit
now i can understand this girl’s pain this is legit
okay this girl’s crying she is crying a man she
loved beat the fuck out of her and the whole
world knows about it
she’s allowed to be in pain
she’s allowed to be twisted
she’s allowed to cry and you know like well that’s
legit it’s like when
tupac went to jail
he came out better than ever
cracking funny
the same day drop a
tupac she can
sing painful songs better than anybody
i didn’t know she was
she got beat
up how sad is i didn’t know she was or he was how
about that when i
first heard i’m
before it was huge i don’t even like r and b when i
heard that song
i knew it was
gonna be fucking
huge i’m like that whoever the fuck that is
that is a great song and then it blew the fuck up
because basically you pull the
vocals out of umbrella
that could be a depeche
mode song that could be
anything it’s alternative music
with an r and
b chick over
with a hip hop drum beat
it’s fucking perfect
music man doesn’t even make any sense un
fucking believe it
doesn’t make any
sense how much of impact just a bunch of his
own frequencies people talking and you know
your frequency
and the songs
frequency does it resonate with
yours that’s all it’s real simple science it’s amazing
though it’s amazing that something like that is real
you know that
people don’t respect it i mean when you get really
baked and you
start thinking
about music
people don’t
smoke pot they don’t even know what
music sounds like
you don’t there’s
no way you really
don’t you actually don’t you’re missing like
about 30 of it
you’re missing some extra
layers that you
wouldn’t even see or hear
try listening to
seal when you’re baked seal
that song was
by a rose that
was a big seal fan back in the day listen to that shit
with some headphones on when you’re baked
there’s like
symbols out here you know i’m saying
he’s like the
sound so well engineered and crafted
you know it all flows together
that dude was a bad
he was a bad
there was some
other shit that i didn’t like admitted to people
that i like sealed
i like seal
second album was the first two
albums were good man
crazy was on the first album oh he was great
and that second
album man they had like six
seven really good songs on that thing quality shit
i tell you what i listened to yesterday the
first time unbelievable shot day
yeah oh classic oh the
first two albums and then the one she did for the
movie when the guy bought the million dollars
the guy gave
that make more than
a million dollars when she’s rolling around the money
what’s that song
gave you love
i don’t remember that was a bad
i love chicks
oh me chicks singing
my favorite my favorite
chick to listen to my favorite
chick all time
sarah mclaughlin she just
crushes everybody man she does but smash
her elsewhere
forget about show a crow has a different element
yeah sure cause
i love pain
oh yeah you
were fumbling towards ecstasy
by sarah mclaughlin get that
the whole album
the whole fucking hour
crimes of passion by pat benatar the ones
deeper than
a motherfucker
pat better time
the motherfucker
cries of passion
her husband was fucking killing that guitar and
crimes of passion
it’s a great jam cheryl crow
and kid rock
that fucking song yeah
that song we did
again what is that
woke up one
night in my
motel yeah what is it
what is the name of that song
it’s her voice in that
in that song her
voice in that song is so good
what about that fucking picture
picture from
missing persons
man remember
terry bozio remember
give me her voice
that play that
that kid rock
and show walking in la i just want to hear
her part of it
why you keep going live son
life goes live very very very close
live are the first ones my favorite singer in the
whole world the hot
sexy talented
i like her way less because of that interview that
introduction rather yeah
this is annoying check
who said that it looked like pamela anderson
oh that’s who it is
the camera thing again last time so people can watch
like how you that was a smart thing you did
his part is cool because i like some country
music and i think this is kind of interesting
but man when that bitch starts singing
it makes me want to curl up in a
field position take a nap
i want to go back to the womb
it just makes me like
and he sounds like a country rockstar yeah for years
he does a lot of songs like that
last album was whole all country really
he’s a bad motherfucker
i like his shit man i like his country music
but here’s here’s what gets you
come on cheryl
is this an original song or a cover
i think it’s an original song but i don’t know
i could be wrong could be some shit from the 40s yeah
is it kid rock reddit
did he really i believe sir
powerful kid rock
here it comes
i love her voice
we’re watching chick singers
we got a sobs
for show crow
there’s a lot of pissed off people out there right now
what the fuck happened
they grow tits
we gotta take it back to
you know what
we need to balance it you need to put the new slayer
just for like two bars
it’s not a good version of it anyway man the best
versions of
studio you need to put angel of death on really
quick her fucking voice is so awesome
no we’re done
oh it’s 420 yeah
get out of here best time to end 420
we’re sorry we subject you to that music but we
smoke marijuana it sounded really awesome to us
and we thought it would have been a fun thing to do i
still love cheryl crows music
sorry about that fuck all you
carcass and but i like nas too son
and much respect to the flashlight
for lesslight com or go to jay’s website and
click on flashlight for 2 if you get 15
much respect to eddie bravo jujitsu master
music producer you can catch him eddie bravo on
twister at eddie bravo what much respect to mad
on twister what what did you say it’s quite a
on twitter that’s a twister
twister that’s his nickname is the twister
eddie bravo on twitter and
you find my myspace you still rocking myspace
i go there once every ten days
i got friends you know
so many profiles have been deleted
so my top friends are like dudes i don’t even know and
they’re like damn you’re
you got me on your top friends list that’s
cool i gave up
this is certain
trends you just feel compelled to follow in
abandoning myspace
even though it helped me
quite a bit
soon as jordy
fox left our pal jordy who worked over there as soon
as jordy left i’m like alright i’m done well i send
people that want to listen to my
music my music
videos are up
there they’re not on facebook so if you want to
check out my music
myspace com
the twister why
don’t you have a section of your website that’s just
it’s about to we’re
about to do it’s
about to launch
new websites
about to drop
in about a week or two got the new website going up
meanwhile it’s
still gonna be 10 planet jj com so it’s all good
you will see joey diaz with me this saturday
night at the canyon club
rocket in the canyon club in
agora hills if you’ve
never been there it’s an old school
rock and roll barn
out in the middle of fucking agora it’s the shit ted
nugets there next week i’m very
disappointed i’m
gonna miss uncle ted
i would love to
watch that but
it’s going to be
me and joey and we’re
going to be there this saturday night so
come on down
and thank you for all the birthday wishes
and thanks for
tuning into the podcast
every week and thanks for
tuning to this one our
extra special
happy birthday day podcast i hope you
enjoyed it happy
sorry we made you listen to
cheryl pro but
really like it all right
later bitches
later see you guys next week i love you red band