can you turn it unplug it or a desert yeah
unplug it i should huh yes
it’s kind of nice
this is the early
menu screen i guess
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yeah cause i turned out that you guys were
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bars here’s armpit
here’s football shirt here’s baseball cap here’s long
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here is fifty six channels of it
watch these pituary retards bang their fucking
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and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom
here you go america
you are free to do as we tell you you are free to do
as we tell you
we want your soul
we want your soul
wait come on no no no
wait you run no one know
no dogs no games no lefties
no loonies no opinions no way no fingers
here’s popcorn here’s magazine here’s milkshake here’s
very very long in summer shows third
wow pretty intense right that’s good shit
that’s adam freeland
and the song is we want your soul
fuck that’s
apocalyptic man that song scares the shit out of me
that’s a brilliant song man that’s google
that thing scared the fuck out of me
they definitely summed it all up
dude it was brilliant it was brilliant
that was brilliant
the funny thing
about it is though
like if there was a way to authentically sell your soul
there wouldn’t have to be any
trickery involved in that like people
would just do it
some people would
definitely do it
well there’s people out there called bug chasers
that are gay guys that are trying to get hiv trying to
yeah i know they’re trying to find sick guys to bang
them in the ass yeah they have bug chaser parties what
the fuck he just told me
about this last time
i hung out with him it’s real shit man it’s real shit
well it’s because apparently
if you’re gay
and you are having unprotected sex
then there’s this always this paranoia
it’s kind of
floating around you that
you might have aids because
isn’t it i don’t know
how it works but when you get aids
doesn’t it take
some time to show up or something like sometimes
it doesn’t yeah
it’s a very very complicated
virus it’s very controversial
you know i’ve never
heard there’s no
major virus that i’ve ever
heard anybody say is fake
except for aids
have you ever
heard them no one’s ever said that you know
i mean have you ever
heard like that gonorrhea is fake you ever heard that
the aids is the only one that ever
heard like this is not a real thing
yeah that’s
right you can’t get aids with a
flashlight and it’s a
tricky well it’s a
tricky one because yeah we’re sponsored by the
flashlight fuck a
flashlight instead of letting
people with aids fuck you so you can get
a bug that’s
ridiculous but like
the idea is that you have hiv
first and that hiv
causes aids
right that’s the
that’s what they’re saying yes
so it’s but how come it’s not
like one thing
why isn’t it like
you know you get
boom you get
you know syphilis there it is they’re
syphilis yeah
why is it this tricky
thing where
you know you
you know you’re sick
oh no you know i’m saying
i get hiv and then hiv becomes aids like aren’t you
dying of hiv then like what do you i don’t
know why they do they describe it in two ways there’s a
thing that i saw
how it there’s different ways to define
whether you have aids because there’s a certain
isn’t it like the
idea what aids means is your immune
system is broken down right
does in that
is that possible that you can get that from
both from different things
so it’s like what they’re saying is hiv
causes aids but it’s not the only
cause of aids is that what they’re saying
well i mean
maybe some other immune
system breakdown type shit like there’s
other people that
argue for like there’s a guy named
god what the fuck is his name
he’s a well i’ll look it up real quick
but peter duesberg
peter duesberg and
he seems to be like this like really credible biologist
from the university of
california berkeley
yeah and he’s got this
crazy theory that aids isn’t real
and that what it is is a conglomeration of a
bunch of other
diseases and
apparently he’s been totally discredited and
all the mainstream scientific
studies have
pointed to know there is a very real
connection between
hiv and aids
very irresponsible what he’s doing
but this guy’s
still doing it like he’s
still saying it and he’s got like all these
papers that he’s written on it it’s like it’s such a
weird fucking
you know that’s a
tricky ass topic
it sure is and it’s
tricky to cut through the
you know all the information sources you have
about it you have to
think okay are
these information sources
that came from
pharmaceutical companies manufacturing
drugs which
does happen
oh hell yeah i just read this
thing that there is a
famous book by an advertiser
i can’t remember his name but it’s supposedly like
one of the old
bibles of advertising and he
he said that rather than just selling a product
don’t be ridiculous what you
should do is
create the demand first and then
create demand for something that doesn’t exist yet
create a mythology around the thing you’re selling so
i’m kind of describing it in a clumsy way but
so what he did is he started advertising in papers
pianos no not pianos he started in papers
putting articles
about how it’s popular right now for families to
be learning
music and taking music lessons in their living rooms
but he ran a piano company
so the idea was
instead of just selling pianos flat out
he created this new thing in society in the in the
zeitgeist which is that
you know a really good family does have a
piano in their living room
and so then
people naturally decided to start buying the
piano so in the same way
with aids or with
swine flu or with
you know god it’s so funny to watch like the
pharmaceutical commercials because it’ll be like
some problem you’ve
never heard of in your fucking life like
do you have minor
ankle inflammation
or one thing i saw was like
do you have particularly
heavy bleeding on the
thirty first month of your menstruation cycle
you might be a double heavy
bleeder you know
so they come up with this thing in all of
history you’ve never heard of a double
heavy bleeder
but like they just invent this
thing to start selling the drug and so you know
i don’t know you’re probably not a hypochondriac
i’m a bit of a hypochondriac so
think if like
you’re a woman and you have noticed like
a little more flow than normal you’re like i
might be a double heavy
bleeder that’s a real
quote you’re being serious yes sir wait a minute
i thought you were just joking
about the piano
thing no about the double heavy
bleeder thing no
that’s not the
scientific name
for it they have a different name for it but it is
you fuckhead
double heavy
bleeder that is the
worst name for any
but it is like
triple heavy flow
it’s got a weird name
for it that’s so
ridiculous but yeah so aids you
know this information or getting is this coming from
pharmaceutical companies selling bullshit
medicine or is it coming from actual scientists who
weren’t hired by the
pharmaceutical companies to
prove that their
medicine is
necessary it’s confusing
do you think there’s that much corruption
that they really get a chance to influence
studies and findings
well you really
think there’s that much corruption
i think it’s cynical to say that when you look
it’s an interesting idea though
right like how
much corruption is there really we know there’s
definitely some corruption
right well they
saved us from swine flu
remember how bad that was
that’s such an industry man that’s the
tricky thing is people don’t
understand like there
are billions of dollars to be made
and so the idea that someone
would invent a disease no well that’s
ridiculous they’re not
gonna invent
a disease but
they might make a much
bigger deal out of something that really needs to be
it’s like all of a
sudden it was a
particular type of flu
it was connected to a pig
and some people died from it like it’s a
strong flu but there’s
strong flus
every fucking year
people die from the flu
every year flus are terrible
yeah but it’s a
that’s the thing that’s
you know they all come from livestock
no i did not all of them but
a lot of them come from birds and pigs and like that’s
where they come
from they come from they come from our farm animals man
fucking living together in in terrible
conditions yeah
that’s the i
might be making that up
no i think that’s what it is because i mean if you
look at some of the
video of slaughterhouses
or like the really bad cattle farms that’s the
ten circle of
hell there man so it’s so strange how we’re
evolving as a being
but so we have
disconnected our own personal
lives from the murder of animals for food like the
connection between eating animals and having food
totally completely removed
it like i know so many people that love cheeseburgers
but you say hey you
wanna go hunting
and they’ll
go you like oh fuck that what are
you a redneck
yeah what are you
going to do you’re
going to kill an animal like oh my god i
never do that you know yeah
they’ll look
at you like
you’re a piece of shit yeah
but they’ll have
bacon on the cheeseburger
i love bacon
it’s a double murder sandwich no it’s
cow and pig
slaughtered if you’re a
by the way if
you are like if you run into someone who’s a hunter
the negative stigma attached to being a hunter
is pretty intense it’s like oh really
jethro do you go out there and hunt
deer out in the forest you fucking
barbaric man
and meanwhile you’re
stuffing your face full of mystery meat from wag wah
you have no
idea what the fuck it is
mafia meat yeah
burger king meat
yeah it’s just
it is a very curious
thing and also
the other thing of it and you know
i really have got terrence mckenna
in the brain
right now cause i’ve been reading food
of the gods fuck man
incredible stuff
incredible stuff
ideas behind it so fascinating oh
the idea the big one is the mushroom
the stoned ape theory yeah for the
folks who haven’t heard us
i think we’ve talked
about this before but
terrence mckenna’s theory was that
the reason why the
human brain size
doubled over a period of two million years
it’s like one
of the biggest mysteries in the entire fossil record
and he equates it to the time
where the climate changed
and rainforest receded into
grasslands and
these monkeys
climbed down from trees
and started
experimenting with new food sources
and they would flip over cow patties to find
like bugs and beetles and shit like they do that today
and when they saw mushrooms growing on the cow patties
certain groups of
these monkeys
started eating
these mushrooms
and two things happened one it increased
their visual
acuity and made them be able to see much better
and then the other
thing that happened is it made them horny
so here you have
these better hunters
cause they can see
things better
probably they can
throw things and they’re more accurate
and then they’re
horny so they’re gonna fuck
and then of course
if they’re eating
plates of these fucking
things they’re gonna have
and if you’re a
monkey maybe and if you have
experiences every day
maybe it’s just like it’s like a forced fed
you know evolution
thing well can i i
mean it’s a crazy idea
so and he has a very
scientific mind and i
think he i mean he hated mentioning the idea of
well i don’t
think he hated
mentioning it but if you look at his live
lectures he always
like at one
point he said he
would much rather
look at what happened to
him when he was in the amazon and figured out the thing
about the e ching
i don’t know the
exact quote but he said
he would much rather be able to call it
psychosis than
channeling because he was so anti the new age
stuff and the new
age movement but
and we kind of talked
about this the last time i was on here and i don’t
think we ever
answered it
which is the question is
when you’re having a
experience are you
just seeing a hallucination
or are you tuning in with some higher
vibratory higher intelligence some higher force
mckenna talked
about extraterrestrials and
if you’ve ever been on a
psychedelic and
sometimes you do
experience something that you
would think is
so this is where it gets weird
you know how people say
aliens like landed some ship and
and dabbled with the dna of the apes and that’s what
caused the super evolution
what if it wasn’t
dabbling with the dna the aliens did
what if it was
the communication like mckenna said
was coming through the mushroom
the way they were communicating with
these apes that
were eating them was like oh wait hold on
we’ve got some potential here
these they have
brains that
could develop
their kind of
tuning into us a little bit
let’s start feeding them some information
it’s like imagine if some primitive species on some
other planet
found a transistor
radio and they
could kind of in some way
understand the communication coming from it they were
still super primitive but there’s some way
maybe there was a video
thing on it and you
could show them how to make a fire like
just to hit flint together you can make a fire
if you had the intention of
speeding up
their evolution
maybe it’s the same
thing only happened organically you know yeah
i would think the same i
would think that
more than the
other way i
would definitely
think that they
would be much more willing to
travel that way than by ships
why do we think that
if we figure out eventually that
we are all one thing
you know if we figure
out eventually that all life in the air and space and
everything combined is all really connected and some
sort of a strange way that we don’t totally
understand but there’s some sort of a
connection well then
these little like
these spores you know
these spores are all like
they can go in a vacuum in
space they can
travel in extreme cold and extreme heat
they can absorb radiation and not get damaged
and they can
travel from
other planets
a meteor hits
a chunk of this planet can get
knocked off
and it gets sent flying into
space and it lands on another planet
and those spores all of a sudden
that were in this rock
get to give
birth on this planet and just communicate
with all the animals that are here
that’s it that’s the idea that’s the idea yeah
that there are
transmission devices of
some higher intelligence and they’re not causing your
i just am so over that
notion that
hallucinating or
being stoned is an artificial experience
you know like
because i realized like i was really high the
other day and i was walking down the street
and i was like man this is
fucking beautiful this is a beautiful day i feel great
and then another part of my brain
snuck in and was like
yeah but you’re
stoned you’re
stoned this isn’t real happiness
real happiness can only come
without the
influence of a drug
and that is such
fucking conditioning i realized oh that’s conditioning
this is a valid perfectly normal
good experience yes yeah
absolutely and why why is
why is it a good
experience i
think one of the reasons is because your body is
tuning into this plant
i think marijuana and as
does psilocybin has a
plant intelligence
and i think when you absorb
it into your body it gives you something different
it’s not just you
because you you
what you are flat all
right you’re a receiver
and when you put
things into your body
there are certain
things that
you put into your body that have a very extreme result
they bring about
a very extreme condition mushrooms are one of them
marijuana’s one of them
we have to assume that
it’s not just
oh you’re just
tweaking your
brain you’re just
screwing with your chemicals
maybe or maybe you’re
tuning into another
frequency maybe
allowing eating
these mushrooms eating
marijuana all this different shit that you do peyote
maybe it allows you
to just tune in
to their frequency yeah and
maybe it’s not just
a real experience
maybe it’s a better
more advanced
experience than whatever the normal non
stone state of being is
i was just talking sometimes but sometimes not
i mean when you
smoke like heavy
like og kush type weed
and it turns you into a moron
that stuff’s not that good for the cause
but if you follow that
if you follow
excuses you remember hold on a
second though
do you remember the time we were all in houston
yes and we smoke joey’s weed
yeah and joey
diaz smokes atv
now but back then
he was smoking the deep indica
this was 400
pound joey this was
he would go with the
og cush dog
this is the toilet
that’s all i roll with
and you we smoked it we were all in the car we
smoke joey’s weed and
when we when we got to the
hotel room we were all
standing in the lobby
going what the fuck
can can i do
you remember what happened before we got to the
hotel room no because it’s
the only time that’s ever happened in my life
we went up train tracks
do you remember that we were driving on
train tracks
do you remember that oh yeah
you were on the very
right and you were on the
train track lane
like oh yeah it was very confusing
yeah yeah we were fucking
thank god i was sober
while i was driving
oh yeah no i know but like
just a weird wrong turn
the real problem with that weed is that
it fucking crushes your memory
like you don’t remember what you were talking
about five seconds ago
like we were
standing there just be dazzled
going what the fuck man
what’s wrong
and then somebody said it i don’t know who said it
we smoke joey’s weed
and then we’re like oh
shit yeah i know
that stuff is narcotic that shit is cough
syrup it is narcotic
it is and cough
syrup it puts
you in this kind it feels like you’re taking like
they got that shake
yeah it’s not good
it’s for people in like extreme pain i
guess it’s probably really good
but some of it is not good and you
never know what the fuck you’re
gonna get man
you know that’s the thing
unless you’re you’re
going to a dispensary
unless you’re like
you know talking to the
people that work there that are professional stoners
you know you
never know what the hell you’re
gonna get if you’re just buying weed from some dude
you don’t know you got a goddamn
crapshoot in your hands you can get that coma weed yep
not to mention
i mean well i
guess it’s true with all weed but it’s like
where did it fucking come from
like i wish you
could just see with
every weed you
could just rewind and watch
from inception to like
making it into your pocket because it’s such a
funny journey that
stuff has to take marijuana is a fascinating plant
and what’s more fascinating the fact that it’s illegal
i mean that’s of course
fascinating but what’s really fascinating is that it’s
one of the most useful
plants in the
world and it’s illegal
just forget
about the psychoactive effects
just for nutrition
and for use to make
a far superior paper
far superior cloth
and it’s illegal to grow it
it’s illegal
to grow even the shit that is non psychoactive
yeah you can’t even grow
hemp like the
stuff that can’t get
you high at all you can’t grow that but what but you
think that hemp
you can grow in canada and canada’s not like it’s going
crazy everyone’s come you know making a shitload of
money on hemp you know
wouldn’t it be like
i mean couldn’t we
judge what hemp
growing you know
financial shit
would be by canada yeah but it’s not
based on but it’s not
based on logic
that’s the whole
thing it’s like
the moment you think that
he makes a good
point i mean you know it’s not like they’re fucking you
never like middle eastern
oil barons shit
look at the hemp
like all bitches
and may box and shit and diamonds
this is the hemp empire bitches
this is how we roll i’ve
never had hemp
socks not that good and cotton
way better is it really yeah
hemp those are
great did you give
a chick a hemp brawl she’s
gonna have bloody nipples at the end she’s gonna have
stinky feet
hemp bras with
stinky feet
if you found out a girl with a hat
bra you’d be like how bad your feet
smell a great candle
your feet smell you
stinky little
bitch like the best
candle fucking hippie
bitch the best candle
collection ever though yeah with your flower
paint on your face
oh man what is that
are the dragonfly
on the spine
oh that’ll help girl
why do your feet stink
wasn’t it wait
wasn’t that a donovan song why do your feet
stink him girl
could you imagine if you were living in the 60s
when people just discovered like drugs and marijuana
and the whole
culture completely
shifted can you imagine being a part of that time
you know we
kind of accept the fact that lsd’s been around
and we were in high
school we all
knew some guy fucked up it took too much lsd
now imagine in the 50s man from the 50s to the 60s
what a giant
transition that
was just right
after the 40s
right after that
sweet hoffman made that
wonderful experiment in the
laboratory and it
exploded into
culture and then
before the cia
could start
trying to beat it back into the bottle like oh fuck we
gotta get this shit back in there people
growing beards
nobody wants to fight
but before that
could happen when it was just billowing out
and just ginsburg was giving
speeches in
front of just
thousands and
thousands of people not justin bieber singing
about bullshit
but some bearded gay dude reading poetry in front of
thousands and
thousands and thousands of people on acid and timothy
leary doing
with romdas and it was just this incredible moment
and then the fucking cia got involved
and the government got involved and all of a sudden
that’s when they
started pumping shit into the zeitgeist
where it’s like
oh yeah smoking pot huh makes you lazy
lsd will drive you insane
mushrooms that’s what communists eat
who knows what it all is but
and so is you saying they did this through
what newspaper
article through the reagan administration
look at what the reagans did now it’s 10 years
after it was like
a it took some time but
this is your brain
this is your
brain on drugs it’s like oh really so you
think that like the
sweeping act of the 1970s
when they made
everything whatever the act was that made
lsd mushrooms made all that
stuff schedule one so
clearly that was because they saw there was a big
culture shift that was a culture
shift decision
right absolutely
yeah because you can’t
you cannot successfully
pull off the
level of conditioning that is
omnipresent in this country or in any tyranny
if people are taking
where they’re communicating with
some higher intelligence whatever you want to call it
plugging into the plenum
or even accelerating your mind to a higher
frequency that’s the
other argument that
maybe it’s not you’re not taking in an alien
just pumping your own brain up like it’s like taking
caffeine does that give you a
superintelligence no it just
makes you accelerate it makes you more you know
you have more you know you get amped up
if you’re honest i
could be that
imagine taking
a powerful psychedelic
and sitting down on your
couch to watch your
nightly fox news
and while on a psychedelic
you see a fox news reporter talk
about someone who won the medal of honor
and the fox news reporter says
he died fighting for our freedoms in afghanistan
now maybe if
you’re just some deluded alcoholic redneck in a
trailer and somebody says somebody died
fighting for our freedoms already freedom is a very
mysterious word
but someone’s
fighting for our freedoms in afghanistan
maybe you can hear that and
be like god damn it i don’t know how our freedom got to
afghanistan but someone needs to protect it over there
but if you’re on a
and you hear someone say that
you’re gonna be like
wait hold on
what the fuck is freedom
what is freedom is that something you can even really
fight for and
afghanistan wait
terrorists are
supposed to be in afghanistan you mean that’s the only
place you can plan terrorist attacks is in
the rugged country of afghanistan
you can’t do that in
china japan
europe france any
place where there’s a
hotel room with an internet connection
are you serious that we have to be over there
fighting some
cobra commander when in any part of the grid you can
just a 12 year
old with some fucking matches can do some pretty
heavy damage to the
infrastructure man
are you seriously
expecting me to believe that soldiers are somehow
in afghanistan
fighting offs
some kind of imminent threat that isn’t anywhere else
cause if i was a terrorist
and there were a shitload of american trained
death machines in my country
and i wanted to plan a terrorist
attack without getting interrupted by machine gun fire
i’d probably just
head somewhere else
just get on a bus and
go somewhere
where i’m not
gonna get shot at
while i plan my nuclear attack on the new york
subway system
you’re so emotional right now
i’m sorry i’m
sarah palin gave a speech
sarah palin
gave a speech
recently and in the
speech she was talking
about pat tillman
because she was like in pat tillman’s town
she was talking
about pat tillman
sacrificing his life
for our freedom
and you know and she actually
quoted that in a
speech and it’s like
it’s really well done two
things one that pat tillman was extremely
disenchanted with the military once he got in it
and realize how disorganized it was how fucking chaotic
and fucked up it was to the
point where
some people
on the internet speculated that they even
killed them on purpose because he was talking too much
you know that’s probably wacko talk but it’s just
the fact that he was very
vocal about it
and the second
thing being he was killed by friendly fire
he was not killed defending the
enemy and they
tried to lie
about it and they
tried to lie
about it for a long time
and it eventually
got out that he was killed by friendly fire but they
tried to make
it seem like he died in this heroic attack
you know he was killed by an american and a
cluster fight
for freedom
it’s a cluster fuck man
these poor fucking kids man yes you imagine
being eighteen nineteen
being talked into doing this shit for a bunch of
blood thirsty
motherfuckers who just
trying to get whatever they’re trying to get over there
whatever the fuck it is whether it’s lithium
whether it’s
minerals in the mountains that they use to make cell
phones whether it’s 90
plus of the
world’s opium supply
ninety fucking percent
i mean god damn it heroin is
absolutely addictive okay yeah people who try heroin
get hooked heroin
is everywhere
okay so you need to sell it someone selling it
who’s selling it
i don’t know but 90
of it comes from this one
place where we have to be to save our freedoms
like really what the fuck man yeah what the fuck
and that’s the
thing man and that’s what’s so frustrating and
here’s the thing
i just want to say this
you you can’t criticize it
because if you criticize it
you’re a shithead you don’t
appreciate the
troops and what
they’re doing for you and that’s not the case at all
i just don’t like
the idea of
these fucking people
leading us in any direction
where you need to sacrifice your life
i don’t believe it
i don’t believe them
every time i meet anyone who’s been in the military
they’re authentically
fucking good people
are you very
i have yet to run it
you know why because
they’re warriors and warriors have discipline and the
things that they go through
i feel the same way
most military guys that i know are cool as fuck
you know because
first of all
they get broken down in
training you go through
once you go through all the fucking physical
rigors of basic training
that’s brutal to the
average person and then you become a part of a group
that has a code
you feel honored to be there and it
elevates you as a
human being
it elevates them together
you know it removes a lot of your ego
you know there’s a lot of like
the regimen and the discipline they
develop they can
apply that to the rest of
their life like very easy
that is why
it becomes incredibly infuriating
when you realize that they’re being used
against you’re getting
dropped in a meat
grinder for no reason
for no fucking reason
dropping like some of the coolest
most fascinating
bravest hero
people in a fucking meat
grinders of the military industrial complex
sustain itself on
their blood
right when there’s been
so many fucking
lines i mean the more you look it up the more
they mean go go into
any of the stories
on the weapons of mass destruction before we invaded
and compare them to what we
actually know that they really knew when they said that
it’s like they did it on purpose
they wanted to get in there for whatever fucking reason
and if it’s some crazy
the world is
gonna end if
we don’t stop this but we can’t tell you shit
i would love to believe you
i would love to i
would love to believe that the reason why
you’re not telling us exactly what the fuck is going on
is because you’re really protecting us from some
insanely evil
thing that if we knew
about it society
would collapse but our
strong brave
powerful leaders
are going to
guide us without our knowledge i
would love to believe you
if you weren’t all full of shit if
you weren’t all getting busted left and right
cheating on your
wives stealing
money jerking off on
babies at the bohemian grove
while you worship the
algod moloch
see that too
having gay sex i mean how many of
these fucking guys
in the bush administration were gay how many of them
there was a
ton of them
you know how you know
because there was a guy was an embedded reporter
named jeff gannon
jeff gannon ran a website that was all
dedicated to
gay like military men
it was like military studs
would like they’d have dog tags on a little
towel over their cock
and it was like a gay
escort service and this fucking guy was running it
and he was an embedded
reporter he was in the
white house
throwing all
these lob questions at the
the president like
when are these democrats
going to come to
their senses sir
like what kind of a fucking question is that
you know like
that kind of shit meanwhile she’s fucking cock
sleep in the
white house
slept in the fucking
white house
on at least one occasion sure
like what the fuck man but it’s not i mean it’s
the funny thing
about it is what
the only thing that’s surprising about it
or rather it becomes extremely
surprising according to how conditioned you are
and one of the
first things you
have to realize in any country that you’re living in
is there some
percentage of your mind is filled with information
that has been
placed there intentionally to make you a good
citizen you are conditioned
i just saw a
great national geographic
documentary on
north korea
and everyone
should watch that it’s on netflix instant if you
watch it and the reason you
should watch it
is because you get a very extreme case of conditioning
in the way these people act and
it’s basically the way they got in there is they follow
a doctor was
removing cataracts
of north koreans and
they told them that
the camera crew was there just to monitor
what he’s doing they didn’t tell
north korea it was national geographic
they you know at the end of the
thing the people who can see
stand up in this room they’re pulling the bandages off
their eyes and they they can see
and the first
thing they do they don’t
think the doctor that helped them
they stand up there’s a
picture of kim jong
il and they go
oh thank you
great leader
i will work
five times harder in the salt mines for you it’s
i saw them say that it’s true
that’s real
that’s the conditioning
that’s conditioning and if you
think as an american citizen
you don’t have some of that in your fucking brain
you’re out of your mind
you’re conditioned
we all are and because when
you’re growing up that’s what they do what do you do
and it’s also that we
would like to
believe that there is some sort of a higher idea we
would like to believe that america is something that’s
above everything and we are
noble and brave we do do the right
things we are the police
force for the
world because
we are the only good christian nation that
you know it’s here to support the right
values yes yes
we have everyone’s
good in mind that’s the conditioning yeah
i mean but there’s a lot of
pride behind that it’s like
it’s similar
to the idea of being in the military
it’s like you’re a part of something bigger and
greater and more
noble condition so the
whole that’s like military is like the highest
level of that
and then being a
proud citizen
is just was
slightly below that yes and that’s all but it’s also an
ideal i mean
it’s also like it is conditioning but it’s also like
wow wouldn’t it be ideal if
we all did have a
moral code that was like really
responsible and we were really cool to each
other and we were really disciplined and
we did the right
thing and we
did you know i mean
if the codes
you know they
exist on paper
so that they are an
ideal right
so if we’re all
proud of that
ideal and we subscribe to that ideal
that does kind of elevate us
well i think that
i think it’s better
honestly i do
think it’s conditioning but i do think that
framework of conditioning is better than a wild like
free for all the
thing is not that the i mean i
think that if you look at a beehive there’s
conditioning happening in this with hormones from the
queen to run the beehive right
it’s not to say that like
we should allow
society to fragment into like
individual units they’re all
running around
screaming that there’s nothing to believe in it’s just
the idea is that
yeah of course man
the human ideal
the ideal of making sure that you know
if you hear it if you hear
about life liberty
and the pursuit of happiness
if you really
think about that
ideal the pursuit of happiness life
your health and being healthy and being able to
evolve and be
strong liberty
your freedom your ability
to do whatever you want and to do that to pursue
whatever happiness that you want with that liberty
that’s amazing
if this country
really stood up for those
ideals and people were really
fighting for
those ideals
we would be in some kind of like techno utopia
there would be
cordova milk bars and
mescaline cocktails that you
could drink and
perfectly perfectly
engineered pharmaceuticals
to enhance your intelligence because in the
60s they didn’t cut off all research on
psychedelics and
they would have made the leap into really why it
was working and why it helps people who are depressed
why it helps people
who are alcoholics why it helps people who are dying
they wouldn’t have gone
underground and we
would have so much more research
but the very fact that
are illegal marijuana is illegal the very fact that
that we are not allowed to put into our body
anything that we want
shows us that
those ideals that you’re talking
about are not being upheld
but suppressed
right now what’s behind that it means the man man
what is the machine behind it how does it happen
how is it in the same situation
today as it was
in 1970 with all the information that we have
you would think that 40 years
would go by well that’s
ridiculous that’s a long ass time
with all this information that we have
there’s so much work that needs to be cleaned up
there’s so many
assumptions that we had made in the past
about so many different things
in our society that we have found
through the
age of the internet
to be not true
and one of them
is everyone can access marijuana studies now
when i was a kid i thought marijuana gave you
brain damage
i heard all kinds of
crazy shit i thought for sure you
could probably die for marijuana
you could od on it
there was so much
but now we know now it’s all very
clear now it’s
everywhere online
kind of the only way we can
trust the government is if you amend shit
when the shit that
doesn’t make
sense anymore
is inapplicable know
these drug laws that were
put into place when people didn’t have the internet
where you couldn’t go research
all the positive benefits of psilocybin mushrooms
how many people have quit
you know like really like
they’ve had like people that were like lifelong
cigarette smokers
one cigarette you know
they are one mushroom trip rather and they never
smoke a cigarette again
they realize like what the fuck they’re doing to their
body they think
about the whole situation how ridiculous it is
how they get sucked into it and they
never smoke another cigarette ever again
there’s nothing that has that kind of
success rate like ebigaine
that’s another one that’s another
psychedelic that does that
heroin annex
people who get hooked on pills
they go and do it bam they
completely drop
their addiction
have a totally different way of looking at life
well yeah cause it’s a
well who’s stopping it
how does it get stopped it’s a
i mean i think
terrence mckenna
sums it up by talking
about the dominator
culture and the partnership
but it’s got to be
ignorance on
the part of the people that are in the position of
power it must be
ignorance to the
effects of these
because if it wasn’t and they were doing them
if they were doing it they knew how powerful
psychedelics are for elevating your consciousness
if they knew that there’s all this potential
that you could take it in a shamanic fashion
if you do it intelligently
and you do it’s like a massive
vehicle for
human growth
if they didn’t know this
right then they’re acting on ignorance
because if they
were experiencing it if they were doing this
they would change
everything they
would change
everything i firmly
absolutely believe
that if all the people in charge
doing like weekly and
monthly mushroom rituals they would
completely rethink
everything absolutely everything
so you know they’re not doing it
right no they’re not so
whoever is in charge of
keeping things on a
schedule one list
whoever is the person who informs the dea
these are things we want to concentrate on this is
blah blah blah
chase after this go
after that yeah
whoever’s doing that
clearly isn’t experiencing
these things follow the
money that’s how you find out who’s doing
it the people are doing it are the people who make
money enforcing the law
right but my
point is we need to get
those people on mushrooms
that’s really what needs to happen yeah i mean that
sounds crazy but that
might be the way to fix the world
the way to fix the
world might be to get all the leaders on mushrooms i
think that i’ve thought
about this fuck yeah for real it
sounds like hokey
16 fifteen year old parking lot bullshit
yeah man we need to get all the fucking leaders on
mushrooms bro
but it’s not just it’s not just but
really i mean
how much has mushrooms helped you
yeah but i think i
would have been
fine if i didn’t have mushrooms you know
you’re not fine now kid
you know but seriously
yeah i think i like
what mushrooms did to me
but if i didn’t do it i don’t
think i’ll be fucking like
freaked out my drawings just
wouldn’t be as good you know
i think you’re discrediting
the information that you get when you have a good trip
when you have a good trip
and you come back you’re like oh god i’m such an idiot
you come back you’re like wow
so humbled you know
i was thinking so foolishly and now
i see it all it’s like
why wasn’t it here
to me before it’s like i was just out of my grasp and
now i have this elevated
point of view
and it lasts as long as you can hold on to
those ideals
it’s like as time goes on in between
trips they slowly
became more and more ethereal
they slowly became
more mislike
you can’t quite
grasp onto that feeling
of being connected
it’s like you’re like
it’s running out
then i have to go in there
again that’s the library
is there a library card
yeah go in there
again restore
restore restore settings
yeah and and and and i
think that um
what you’re talking
about is absolutely true
i was thinking like
you know what if somebody engineered a virus
that somehow
was like cap
gave people a
experience that was contagious that if you sneeze
the person you
sneeze on is
gonna trip out
so that this sort of like
wave of people
tripping from some kind of
bizarre new
virus spread across the country
and induce the
state that you’re talking about
it’s gotta be possible
look i think you know like if
animals can
spray toxins
out and kill you yeah and then animals also excrete
psychedelic compounds like
those toads that have
five meo dmt on their back
they secrete it
if that’s possible
so we know they can spit
and we know that they can discrete
psychedelics well sure they can spit
psychedelics at you
you know be nuts man
a fucking frog that just jumps in
front of you and
makes you trip out
you imagine dude
dude it just hops on you it’s a frog like you’re
chilling with your boys
you guys are like having
lunch and shit
fishing whatever
and i’ll send a frog jumps on you
like dude he got zapped and the kids like gone for like
five hours do do do do do
do you remember when
do you remember when aids
first came out
and there was that whole
thing with mosquitoes having aids
blood yeah remember
that there was
no aids mosquitoes i do yeah
that’s true
right you can call into work and be like
dude i got zapped by a
tripping frog i can’t come in
tripping frog
you’d have to have your mom calling for you
you wouldn’t be able to pick up the
phone man you’d be
wrestling with that but you know what i
think about the frog
jacked you the frogs have like a smile
they like a
smiley frog
round face it is jump proud you
spit your face
and that’s you always hear that say
you find yourself
falling into the fucking that’s what it’s chirp
would be it
would be that song
yeah you hear him out in the field
i’ve been waiting so long
imagine they could fucking sing
your grandma gets hit with it once
whose grandma’s fucking song
where’s this song coming from god that be great
what the fuck man i’m hearing singing you hearing that
jump up ah no dude i have an important meme shit
yeah man for sure that’s possible
for sure that happened to me
you know what i was thinking this is a
weird thing that i was thinking the other day
what was life like before eyesight was invented
okay because there was life before isolate
the first life was like
single celled organisms and then
they started
combining and mutating
and then eventually they picked up the ability to see
how fucking insane
must have the world been when there was no eyesight
that’s something that someone developed but stop
think about that for a second
organisms develop this ability to see things
right to recognize the
space in front of them
if we didn’t have that if no organisms had that yeah
this would never have taken
place right the evolution of
human beings the ability to do what we do
you have to be able to see
things and touch things tree falling in a forest
did it really fall
if no one saw it
what i’m saying is
what if there’s other
senses that we easily
could develop just like eyesight they just
haven’t gotten here yet yeah
yeah that’s it that’s totally
i mean if we’re okay the idea is
we’d like to
think that we are the most evolved
things ever because we are for earth
we’re the most evolved
thing but we’re not as evolved as we’re
gonna get okay if
there seems to be if you look at
the way life has evolved there seems to be
things just keep getting
more and more complicated and seemed like
it gets like
accelerates right
and whether
or not you believe that there is some sort of a
magic man who created the
whole world or
some sort of
an all knowing you know
intelligent design
entity that’s you know
you know non visual that’s a part of everything
whether or not you believe in any of that
stuff i mean
you still have to look at the
whole picture and go it’s
a very strange existence
you know yeah
and you know what was
weird is back in the
primordial past when
blind things were wandering around you could have
easily there
could be a bunch of
other shit if they
could talk the blind
things back then if they could talk
and the ones that just
started to see looked around and are like
uh john i don’t
wanna sound
crazy man but we’re surrounded by
water and what appears to be
coral reefs
like what’s fucking
wrong with you man
larry went insane juniors
nonsense talk
about the coral reefs in the
water what a fucking idiot
it’s the same
thing now people
start having
these visionary
experiences they’re like
you know what i think we
might be surrounded by a
matrix of infinite intelligence
that likes to personify itself in the form of
extra dimensional entities that seem to look like elves
people are like dude
shut the fuck up you
sound crazy you
sound like a retard bro you
sound like a retard
but you know as we advance you know
maybe that is what we’ll
begin to see in some way
without having to
smoke well it’s got to be something
next there’s got to be something next i mean
human beings
evolved out of the
lower primates
and the lower primates would make
noises and gestures
then eventually we figured
out language then written language recorded history
and then we
evolved to where
we can communicate today
it’s gotta keep going
it has to it’s
the changes are happening
quicker and
quicker than before yeah
i think you’re
gonna eventually get born with bluetooth
you know like your
body is gonna have some kind of robot
electronic in it now
all the signals
that we send out you know i mean when you think
about it signals are relatively recent
in terms of
human history
the history of the
human biology
you know i mean signals have only been around like
radios for what a couple hundred years or
something like that like how long has
radio been around i don’t know
1920s was it really something like that 30s
but whatever it was
it wasn’t the 1800s yeah so before that
there was nothing man you had no signals in the air
and then it was
radio and then it was
cb radio and then cell phones and
satellites there’s
satellites sending
signals there’s signals all over the fucking
place what if we
start evolving the ability to pick up
these new things called signals
like what if the only reason why
human beings needed eyesight was because they had to
climb out of the primordial
muck figure out
their way around and it was easier to not fall off
cliffs and see
where the fucking
cliff was so they
started to develop this
like what if that’s what’s
going on what if we are
gonna develop the ability to tune into signals
i don’t think it’s
gonna be genetic
but i think you’re
gonna be able to talk to each
other without saying words like the more we
start getting advanced with computers and we’re doing
symbols and signs i
think pretty soon we’re
gonna be able to
start communicating without
talking like
kind of like
i could just sit there and
look at your intent
yeah you know what i mean
i think that’s the
sense that the
dmt when you have a dmt trip that’s
what it feels like it feels like communication without
intent but with no words
it’s like i
understand exactly what you’re saying
i understand
but i understand it more of like as a like a wave
and like blocks of numbers and letters
there’s no blocks or
numbers and letters
the communication is like it’s like a very
clear and obvious wave
of information right
that thing yeah that’s it
yeah i know what you’re talking
about whatever that wave is
that it’ll talk to you in your own language
cause that’s what you need to hear
right but you realize
while this is happening or while
it’s talking that you’re
no that’s not
you’re just interpreting what it’s saying and
relaying it back into english that’s what you’re doing
right yeah your fax machine is picking it up and
printing it out and
everything yeah well you just you can’t
it’s like remember when you used to have
an emulator
for windows
and you had mac and it sort of opened up in a window
yeah like it was all like
junky and that’s
exact that’s what’s
going on yeah you
can’t quite
understand what they’re saying
so you have to do it through an emulator software
you have to like
run it through your own vocabulary
but you’re getting pure intent from them
you know that’s what like when i saw
one of the times i had this dmt trip
the dmt things
they always
say a bunch of the same
things so one of the
things they say is
relax and don’t give into astonishment and
when i heard that i didn’t know if
the reason why they said that to me was because i had
heard terrence mckenna say that they said that
i didn’t know i was like fuck
like what is this
are they saying this to me because i knew
they were gonna say this to me so they’re
reinforcing it
or is this just something replaying in my head
because i expected it
maybe it’s a
total hallucination
but it seemed like what they’re doing is trying to say
that they’re trying to say that but they’re saying it
with pure intent
and you put it into the words that you would use
and the words that i
would use was the words that mckenna
would have used
so it’s like they’re saying to you
relax and try to take this in
but they’re not
using words they’re
saying look at this like they’re showing you things
like they keep showing like more and more complex
crazy images
and as they’re showing you
these different
things they’re saying look at this
look at this
but you don’t really hear it
it’s like you
know they’re saying it but you don’t really hear it
that’s the next shit man
right pure intent
pure intent with no
mouth noise yeah that’s really good i like that i
because i was
as you guys were talking i was
thinking about like
well yeah i mean i’m sure there’s gonna be a
you know through
technology and ability to like
transmit thoughts in some way but
yeah what you’re saying is
tuning into something else and
which is something bigger than like
human communication it’s
tuning into what
mckenna calls
like the guy in
mind or like
the mind of the
earth the mind of the
earth tuning more into that and like hearing
what that message is or even more
tuning into the
the you know universal consciousness or the
thing that connects you to all things
and you know what
would be awesome man
and this is another part of it and i don’t mean to keep
going back to the conditioning bro but
it would be so awesome
to be able to have the
experience you had
and just accept that it was real
to not have to go back through your head well no i
think it’s important
to question whether or not it’s real i
think it’s important to
question whether or not it’s just a pure hallucination
that it’s just
your brain has been
dumped with
an extreme amount
of chemicals that are usually there in
small doses and
your brain is hit with this over wash and because it
all these synapses go off and it creates
these beautiful hallucinations
yeah possible
i’m not i’m not
absolutely convinced
that what’s happening when you have a dmt
experience is that you’re
you’re going into
an actual another dimension and communicate with actual
other entities
i know it feels like that but it
could be that my imagination is on fucking hyperdrive
it’s a possibility
that you have to consider as unlikely as it is
or rather as unappealing as it is to me
i would love to
think that it
would be way cooler if
there’s a drug that your
brain makes it lets you talk to aliens
that’s way cooler
but it’s possible that it’s not that’s not what’s
going on your
brain is just getting like walked
but if duncan came to you and said i believe my
dreams i think my
dreams are trying to
communicate with me
you have to at
least think that
maybe that’s possible too that’s kind of like the same
you know that your
dreams are trying to communicate
yeah that’s the other
thing so if you’re a
dream master i
think sometimes people push
things into the back of
their mind and then in their
dreams they’re trying to work out
those issues
and those issues
come popping up that happens sometimes people in
their dreams
well i have a variety of different types of dreams
some dreams
clearly or whatever just happened like
you know like glenn beck is like
having a conversation with me about
i pasta because i ate
pasta while i was
watching glenn beck and fell asleep
there’s that
those kinds of dreams
and then there’s the
other kind of
dreams and the
other kind of
dreams if you’re
lucky enough to remember them
are much bigger than that like sometimes
i’ll wake up
and i can it’s almost like i’m waking up from a lecture
where somebody in like an almost like
monotone voice is like and then
the true reason for loving
other people
creates a unified consciousness that
allows the furthering of the evolution
you know you wake up like what the fuck was that
but like i think you’re kind of like
you’re sinking dude
you gotta talk more into the
microphone cause your volume is all over the road i
think you’re kind of sinking oh there you are
people in their ipods
would just go fuck my
sorry you guys
sorry you just got a little too casual there fella
for the last time i did this podcast
we had shitty
mics last time
these are way better they
pick you up way better but you adjusted
and moved way further away i fucked up
i wasn’t talking
about the mics but
the last time i did this podcast
i got contacted by some of the coolest fucking
people i’ve ever been contacted by on the internet like
mind blowing people
like people were sending me their art
on facebook that was
insane insanely
psychedelic and like
i got real i got a
flood of like the most mind melting youtube
videos of different people giving lectures
and one of them
and i can’t remember the guy’s name damn it
which isn’t fair to the person who sent it but i wish i
could remember it
he was talking
about how they’re finding out that in in um
there’s no such
thing as empty space
it’s just filled with intelligence it’s just
it’s condensed information and
every single quantum
molecule of the universe is just pure information
and like what
what my theory is
right now is that
maybe when you’re getting high you’re
tuning into that information field
and it’s some kind of
extraterrestrial library that
where the books
transform into
words and letters
and ideas that you’ve experienced in the past
because there’s no
other grammar
for it there’s no way to
communicate the information
to you because it’s outside language it’s pre language
so it’s shaping it according to
for you like you said
mckenna talked
about don’t give into astonishment
and so that’s what you read
or saw as this wave of intent was coming to you but
to me to dismiss that wave of intent
as hallucination
is and i know you’re doing it speculatively i
think that you
or i feel like
maybe you’re just saying that but i
think you may have made a decision
about it already
i know you know i honestly i haven’t i
haven’t i’m
still open to the possibility that this is all
horseshit that
everything is
horseshit but i
absolutely believe
that there’s a benefit to this horseshit
there’s a benefit to the quality of life for the person
that’s done it and had the
experience i
think there’s a benefit
to the people that are around him the people
that he interacts with or she interacts with that
you’ll create more positive
energy and you’ll have a better base to operate
under like the
thing you said
about like all
these cool people contacting on the internet yeah dude
i have so many fucking cool fans on my message
board and on on twitter
there’s a lot of cool
motherfuckers out there cool people
and one of the
things that i’m finding when i’m talking to all
these people that i’m running into like we did the
these shows in england
and a huge percentage
of the people in the audience were podcast
listeners a huge percentage
when i yelled out like how many guys
watched the podcast fuck they went fucking
crazy that’s awesome so i’m thinking
you know like
wow this is nuts like this is it’s so cool
they could just download it all over the world
yes it’s so free and open and out there right
and i was talking to this kid afterwards
and they were telling me
how like there’s no one who talks like this near them
you know right they’re like for two
hours every week or you know
if you do two of them four
hours every week
we get to sit down and talk
and listen to people talk
that we don’t know anybody like that
we don’t know anybody who just considers all
the different
options in an argument and has
these weird
bizarre topics that they talk
about and puts
themselves out there and is really honest
about shit like this
and these dudes were like dude you’re
changing the way we look at the
whole world
and i’m like whoa i thought
about that i’m like
i wish i had something like that when i was
young i wish i had something
where there was just some
i could communicate
basically sit and listen to people communicate with
and sit and
learn it’s almost like
sitting at a
table with your fucking
you know your cool dad and his friends
you know when you were a little kid
if you had a cool dad my stepdad was really cool guy
and i would sit around with his friends and
and i would
listen to them talk
and i was like you know
12 or 13 and they
would let me stay up and
you know and
they would be sitting around talking
and there was all
these architects and shit like really
interesting guys
and i was like wow i’m like yeah i’m
kind of thinking how they
think and i was like
tuning into the way they thought
and it was like helping me and
it was like helping me
see things like a little differently than being
around a bunch of
other 12 year olds
right you know i’m saying
yeah i totally know
it so for a lot of
these people like dude we don’t know anybody
like you we don’t have anybody like you in our town
thinking inside
the box and everybody wants you to just get a good job
and just move on and get a family and don’t consider
anything and go to church to be a good person and
there’s a lot
of people that we’re talking to they’re like they’re
starting to look at this
thing they’re
starting to back up and they’re
starting to look up at the sky
and they’re
starting to look to the left and look to the
right and go whoa
what the fuck is this
what is this
thing we’re doing here
because this isn’t just
we’re living life
in the beginning
bob was a baby
bob went to high school
then college
he played a bit of football before
settling down with his lovely no no no no no no
that’s not what
it is that’s just a shit we made up to make ourselves
ourselves feel more comfortable i mean those
events are actually taking place
bob is going
school bob is
but that doesn’t mean shit okay
what really means
something is we’re flying through the fucking universe
we’re in space
we are in a ship
it’s an organic ship
right we’re not kidding we’re not on the ground
okay we’re thinking we’re on the ground no we’re flying
i’m afraid to be in
space in a spaceship you’re on a
spaceship right now
it’s just fucking huge
it’s a twenty four thousand mile across spaceship
yeah okay it’s a spaceship
that’s what it is
we’re not grounded
it’s not like
the universe is a
solid mass and we’re sitting on it
we’re flying
we are right now hurling
and we’re spinning a thousand
miles an hour yep
spinning a thousand
miles and we’re
doing tunnels
around a massive nuclear explosion i’m late for work
fuck i’ve got to get my
blockbuster video back
i’m meg whitman
and i’m going to
clean up california
with conservative
thinking and
values yeah yeah
yeah we’re caught
in a massive
field of time we’re being
carried on the
river of time towards some
unified future
where either we get
blasted by a nuclear holocaust or something happens
where we all merge into
the universe through
technology or a skynet goes live
skynet goes live oh
those fucking japanese dolls
dude we’re talking
about that before the podcast
the japanese doll that sings is a new oh wait i’m
sorry i’m really
sorry can i make one more
point about what we’re just talking about
and then we’ll talk
about fucking
robots but uh but um
the thing that i was
thinking on it to
to address the point of
doing a podcast
and getting
these kinds of ideas out into the
places where they might
normally get
it’s like there’s
two points one is
this technology
this technologies only
existed for a very
short time yeah i did 93
right that became accessible
to everybody but
to have the
money to get
this kind of
gear together and then
put it on the
internet it cost so much less than it used to cost
so anyone can create
these little nodes
transmitting the information number two
this is what i was thinking
there is an idea coming
i don’t know
when tesla had his idea for
alternating current
this idea came to him in a vision
right so there’s an idea coming and that idea
transforms society
and there’s been so many ideas like that that
transform society
there is an idea coming
i don’t know what the fucking idea is
it could be a drug
it could be a machine
it could be a
movie we don’t know what it is
but there’s an idea coming that might
be the next
transformative idea and the last
transformative idea that finally pushes us outside of
being stuck in the ego
structure and
becoming part of
everything else
and i don’t know what the fuck it is but
what were what you’re doing here
by like putting information
like this out and anytime you put information that goes
against the conditioning
what you’re doing is like sending
out little messages and bottles and eventually one of
those things
might wash up on some
super intelligent person sure and they
might open it up and be like wait a
minute holy shit
wow i just thought of
whatever it is cernan
49 the device that opens up a portal
into the future and
creates the machine mckenna talked
about it’s like
the idea of
spreading this information
is to lay the framework
so that whatever this fucking
thing is that
we all know is
in the works
and it’s a lot more than a
sweet asian android you can fuck in the
mouth whatever this idea
whatever this idea is
it’s like it’s not
gonna end there’s a lot of what if
people have to people have to realize it’s not
gonna end the real
thing is we’re living our lives we’re
going through this what we think is
a predetermined pattern
of behavior following the same roads to get to work
every day and we’re
thinking that it makes sense
but all the
while we’re doing this we’re supporting
technology and
technology is
developing at
a far far faster rate than our biology can process
you know what i’ve always said
about movies and songs and everything
that it kind of
freaks me out how much they get to me it kind of
freaks me out when i see like avatar and i’m like this
fucking amazing
ropes me in
and i’m like god i want everybody to be okay and fuck
those assholes and want to
fuck up your planet and
you know you get roped into it and then you
leave like in this like
dude i just went through like a journey
you know i’m saying my
brain and all my reward
systems got hijacked
and i went through this journey
and it felt really good and it felt really cool and
everything but
i was thinking
about it i was like
that’s one of the reasons why people are so fucking
childlike and delusional
and it’s not because there’s some
grand programmer that’s trying to keep us in line
it’s because
the media itself the ability to create
movies that are
super satisfying
the ability to create these
happy endings that’s what we
wanna see that’s like
even though
that’s not what happens
every day that’s really what we
appreciate cause that’s the highest rewards
ratio that we can get from
watching a performance
but we’re not set up to process that
we’re set up
to process real events
we’re set up to imitate
successful behavior we see
the one monkey that’s a bad
motherfucker that knows
where the snakes are
and he beats a
snake with a
stick and everybody runs away i
wanna follow that guy he
knows where the fucking snakes are
that guy’s cool
and you imitate his behavior you
whack this the ground
find out where the
snakes are you know what i
mean it’s like they pick it up from the leader they get
your information you know
we need to think
about it that way i think
yeah so like
what the information coming from the
media now is what it’s like
i just can’t find a man to love me
you know what i mean it’s like how many
movies are based on some woman
either having
to choose between two guys and she can’t pick her
the marriage
isn’t going that well but she meets
a or lover from the it’s all
about with a reproductive
cycle it’s all the
movies are all
about like the
great conclusion
is a successful reproductive
cycle yeah these
things hijacking our reward
systems these
music and everything and
the beauty of
music it’s like the beauty of birds chirping
get to appreciate nature it’s like we have this
built in beauty of
recognizing rhythm
thumping on
things and tapping on the ground
but when you
hear a real song that moves you with beautiful
lyrics and fucking music
my god it changes your whole
state of consciousness
and it just
completely hijacks your reward
system and what i’m
thinking is that
these things
these things like songs and
movies and all
these brilliant
things that people create
what they’re doing is just
accelerating the need to make cooler shit even faster
it’s like here’s your reward
you don’t want to make new
technology make new
technology and i’ll give you bluetooth
image oh so bright
you give you
more reward
brain juice
stuff flows down
make you happy
avatar so blue
look at skin gold
oh high resolution
more love more love
so for that i need to get the latest
love thing the
latest love box bro it’s 90 fucking inches across
it’s amazing
3d you don’t need glasses
and it’s like wow
they got to develop the next what’s the next thing they
have to kick it to another
level we’re
going hologram
folks we’re
going hologram no more
screens we don’t need a fucking
screen what you need to do is just shut your
lights out and i’m
gonna have a fucking play
it’s gonna go on in your house
you’re gonna
just don’t move because you’ve ruined the illusion
you’re gonna see it all take
place right in
front of you turn to the left turn to the right
it’s all around you all the time
you know they’ll
start off gotta go
right back to theater
yeah they’ll
start it off it’ll be almost just
like a projector on one wall and eventually it’ll be
immersed reality
returns well you know
then keep going i really like what you were saying
about hijacking what did you say hijacking your reward
system for love and for honor and
for lost and passion and all
these different
things that are set up to make sure that you’re
successful so you there’s like this
i’m sure you’ve seen it because it’s fucking awesome
ferrofluid have you ever seen ferrofluid no so
ferrofluid if you look it up it’s so cool looking it’s
this kind of magnetic
fluid where if you play certain
sound frequencies the ferrofluid forms into
these awesome
shapes and patterns
and there’s a way you can do it by putting
i don’t know what the
material is but if you put stuff on a
speaker and you have it set up just
right and play certain tones
the material will take on geometric formations
and i don’t know the physics behind this but
i think that
with your mind
what your mind does is
there are certain
patterns that
the electronic
interface of your mind temporarily takes according to
external stimuli
so for example
if you see something
move from behind you really fast what do you do
you automatically turn around just look
you don’t think
about that you don’t
think you know what i
should look you just look
because that
stimulus is
activating something in your brain
and creating an automatic pattern
like if you’ve ever
dropped a cup
or dropped something
i don’t know if you’ve done that and you just
snatch it you didn’t think
about it and you’re like fuck i’m like spider man
how did i do that i didn’t think
about that at all
that’s a pattern
electronic pattern that your
brain took so in the same way
these movies and songs
when you hear them they’re
literally causing
the temporary
state of your mind to take
these forms to take on
these forms and
that’s very addictive i think
because there’s certain of
those forms that are more
enjoyable than others
for example
like the form your
brain takes when you’re around a beautiful woman
like you know what i mean you’re
everything shifts in your mind
suddenly everything changes
the whatever it is whatever environment you are in
you could be shitting
you could be sitting on a giant turd
and a beautiful
woman walks in and all of a
sudden things aren’t
quite so bad
it’s like that’s
cause your mind is
the pattern of your mind is
and it’s like
that’s what
these that’s what
movies are doing and that’s what uh
you know i think people have gotten really good at
understanding how that primate
neurological geometry works and they’re really good at
activating it in certain ways you know
via fox news you know
like you turn on fox news and it’s like
everything’s trying to kill you
yeah well for sure
that’s what
one of the reasons why fox news is a huge problem
is because you know propaganda even though it’s funny
like fox news
propaganda always makes me go well you have to be an
idiot to believe that but
but there’s a lot of
idiots out there
and even though
i mean look propaganda the real problem with it is
if you’re not telling the
truth and you’re in control of the
media that’s a
giant responsibility
you’ve done some horrible horrible
disservice to mankind
because you’re broadcasting confusion
fucking things up even little fuck ups they do like
we’ve talked
about this before
where whenever
a politician gets busted for a sex
crime anything
crazy sexual
hookers whatever
there’s always
a d next to his name it
doesn’t matter if he’s a republican or not on fox
they put d right next to his name
right and then if you ask them oh it was just a slip up
you know something
like that we just assumed it was a democrat
yeah it’s a joke they make a joke
they make a joke
out of it but meanwhile what
they’re doing is
they’re causing a lot of people who may be on the fence
you know to go one way or another so
whatever i mean
whether or not it matters you know
well no i mean it matters because the real
thing that fox is doing
i mean it’s not like i don’t
think i think part of fox is to
ideals but really it’s like
you want to
understand fox
don’t watch the reporters
watch the commercials in between
and that’ll
teach you everything
about fox news
because it’s like they’re selling geriatric diapers
if you’ve seen
that the one fucking commercial that’s like
shows like some
happy old lady driving around a moped
in her living room and they’re like you
could have one of
these for free
medicare covers
this that’s not
young people listening to fox
it’s just old trimble and geriatrics in
their living rooms on
their mopeds
two two fucking steps away
from death and they
want bill o’reilly to give them the real deal and keep
them safe he’s telling the
truth he’s funny did missy
love bill o’reilly
oh poor missy yeah she would
she would fucking
watch she would
watch that and if
we all try to
get her to stop because it wasn’t helping her mental
state but it’s like
dude i watch and
the terrorists
ah they’re gonna get us off
i used to watch
i watch that i
still watch
fucking glenn beck ironically but
it’s interesting to
watch every now and then because
sometimes i
agree with him 30
no no sometimes he makes good points
and then he wraps him up in nonsense yeah
then you know oh then you go this guy’s just an actor
yes he’s like
putting on an act like what he’s doing he’s developed
this conservative act he used to be on a morning zoo
you know i mean i think
maybe he believes some of the
stuff that he says
but there’s a lot of what he’s doing that’s theatrics
oh that sarah
palin shit man he’s a nut dude when he had
sarah palin he was interviewing her saying she
might be the only hope for this country i was like
what did you just do
look at that like
it’s almost like he decided he was
gonna make it so
ridiculous let’s see if we can pull this off
like they probably
had an argument like do don’t say that man if you say
that she’s the only hope for this country everybody’s
gonna know you’re fucking with her yeah
i think i can do it i
think i’m sincere enough
oh he is a goddamn
that guy snaps next i don’t know
who’s or when but late at
night that guy snaps
he’s so strange he works all the time too he
doesn’t just do his tv show
which he does that
he also writes like a book
every two months
and he also goes on tour and he
does like live performances
and he was doing comedy
for a while
he was doing
like the glenn beck like live comedy performance
thing where he
would talk about his
crazy government
and he would do like
a live sort of a
stand up thing
but that didn’t go so well so now he just gives like
these kind of like
live speeches
so the motherfucker’s just like
raking in money
he’s obsessed
yeah he’s making bank
but have you seen the
i don’t know when this was
it was recently released it
was from his podcast and he’s got some kind of sickness
and i don’t know what the sickness is but he’s called
crazy he’s broken
heart it is
crazy but clint
has broken heart
he’s telling his flock
about this sickness
it’ll be so
sweet if gwen beck
got busted getting his dick sucked
of course it’s
gonna happen oh
you know what though he’s not a perfect guy
he admits that he had done drugs and
rank and stuff didn’t he like had a problem
with booze or something like that well that’s the
thing that televangelists
always say when they get caught with it with getting
their dick sucked but
like that that
black televangelist when they
were asking
did you did you
or did did you whatever
and he’s like
what was he said what did he say he said um
he’s like none of us are perfect
that means yes yeah that means you
well there’s a lot of evidence apparently
he’s fucked
eddie long that guy
yeah the evidence is that anytime anybody goes it’s a
bunch of people saying it too it’s not his one person
eddie long’s name
is the fucking evidence
yeah exactly
that sounds like a pimple from oakland
it doesn’t sound like
a fucking minister but he
did weird shit like lick their face
oh see weird
he’s like in a hotel room with some young kid who
thinks he’s a messenger of god and he’s like
let me lick your face john
i just like licking your lips moses used to lick
the lips of his sheep
it was it was it’s a christian
thing to lick the lips of someone who loves you oh
brian you’re ruining the whole erotic atmosphere
it’s a strange moaning
he’s like that
that is what it’s like
parliament starts playing he puts his
bible down unzips his
pants that is like the biggest
travesting yeah the the biggest like
crime against humanity
the idea that you can take children
and pretend that you’re religious and fuck them
yeah that’s the that’s the that’s
definitely getting i mean that
might be one
i mean but besides murder and rape and all the
other horrible
things that people do
that’s one that’s really
underlook you really ruined a life
how the fuck you
gonna get over the fact that big
fat sweaty guy
who smells like your car just fucked you in the ass he
smells like jakar and barbecue
sauce and he just fuck you
not only that but don’t forget
that this man is a representative of jesus
in your mind is the
greatest person on the planet so
the it’s it’s
like it’s like
someone’s assistant molesting
you and you’re like oh god they must be bad too he
smells like
jerry curled
juice and communion
wafer try loads
smell the viagra on his breath he just
shopping viagra
in between ceremonies red table this is
all about fucking people’s kids
god damn yeah that’s
crazy thing it’s amazing that one priest
could get allowed
you know one priest
comes out and does that and you know and people
should be like well that’s just one guy’s just
fucked up and
it’s understandable this guy is just
you know we didn’t see it coming it’s crazy
but if you got like hundreds of thousands of cases
like all over the world yeah
at what point in time does everybody step in and
start like thoroughly
investigating churches like having
like security
there at all times having cops there at all times
looking for inappropriate shit like this is a
scene of a crime
how many crimes have been committed here who knows
we’ve got a
hundred kids saying that someone made them suck
their dick just to put it in context you know
that’s a crime
scene god damn it let’s imagine that
kmart for example no let’s say walmart
let’s say walmart all of a sudden
word got out that all
these walmarts all across the country
the manager was fucking little kids
yeah it would be what one week
before the government descended on all the walmart yeah
there we go what is this well it turns out
ladies and gentlemen what we had here was a pedophile
ring disguised as a business there was actually a typo
in the training manual
that seemed to indicate
but whatever it is like
you wouldn’t
you wouldn’t
you would investigate
that because the catholic church is so
powerful no one
no one’s fucking with it
no one’s fucking with it and that’s the
that’s kind of the problem in the goddamn primate
hive is we are not good at dealing with
obvious truths
we’re not good at addressing
things and it just
we don’t want to correct yeah
we don’t want to reestablish a new viewpoint
that’s one thing
we don’t want to do once we have opinions on things
very difficult to get someone to really just abandon
that opinion and then recognize the opinion that’s
wrong and then move on
it’s very hard for us to do
that’s one of the one of the reasons as primates we get
stuck in certain
types of behavior because it’s comforting
you know instead of just being
alone on your
own not knowing whether or not you’re doing the
right thing or the wrong
thing in life you know you just really
working around on guesswork
instead you know you have a
confidence and
well i’ve always done it this way and this is how i am
and this is right and
fuck the terrorists
you know we got to
fight him over there so we don’t
fight him over here yeah
you know and you know you have
these things and you don’t want to let
those things go because you’ve argued for
those things forever
right like have you ever seen the
on the sphinx
where dr robert
shock is from the boston
university boston
university i
think or university of
one of the either
university of massachusetts no no no it’s boston i
think it’s boston
maybe boston college anyway
very well respected geologist goes to egypt
looks at the sphinx
okay and notices
that there’s all this
erosion on the sphinx
and on the sphinx
enclosure that can
only be attributed to rainfall for thousands of years
well the only problem is
the last time
they had rainfall in the nile valley it was 7 000 bc so
that’s like 9 000 years ago so that predates
where they thought
the construction of the pyramids sat in by
somewhere around 5 000 years
that’s like impossible
as far away from us as
5 000 years ago
think about 5 000 years for us
that’s ancient egypt
so it’s as far away from them as ancient
egypt is to us
so he’s saying
we have a situation
where it’s at
least that old
and it might be far
older than that because this is thousands of years of
reign this has been cut out
and thousands of years of rain has
caused it to do this
so it had to be
older even still
so there’s a
bunch of people that are theorizing 10
500 bc there’s
people that want to go 34 000 bc
because you add up all the dates of the pharaohs
so these guys john anthony west who’s an
egyptologist who’s been
studying all this shit his
whole life and
he’s one of the ones that’s convinced that
the ancient
egyptian history
is a rich long history not of
5 000 years not of 2
500 bc but 34 000 years he says it goes
back far you know you just have to recognize it and
understand it and
appreciate it
and you can
show the different construction methods he’s like
they’ve got like very
clear evidence like this is they’re
building things very differently here
and this is
below what was on on top of it
so we’re talking
about something that was buried in sand
so they built on top of something that was far
older than what’s
right here and so he has all this shit explained out
and then he shows the geologist
shows all these
fissures in the
water and they explain that this
in the walls
that’s only
caused by water
and they explain to all
these conventional
egyptologists like this has got to be
we have to reconsider the
age of this
maybe it’s just a
bunch of bird pee
so when the
egyptologists look at them the
egyptologists goes
well what’s the evidence of this
culture you’re asking us to consider a
culture from 10
500 bc where’s the evidence of this culture
what the fuck are you talking
about what is this
what is this
they don’t want to
admit that they’ve been
teaching for
a hundred years
some shit that’s incorrect
they want to attribute it to khufu and all
these different guys that they can know
well this guy
existed at this
point in time it’s documented and
you know tut moses the
third this is the guy we attribute
after this he was around at this
point in time
they don’t want to
admit the possibility that shit goes back
thousands and thousands of years
earlier and they deny him
he shows all this geology
he’s got over 100 geologists
from all over the country that have signed off on this
that they’ve looked at the
erosion and say this is very
clearly water
erosion of thousands of years
they don’t care
they don’t give a fuck they didn’t want to talk
about it yeah
only want to consider it
well yeah that but a lot of them is
it’s because it
would embarrass
them yeah it would
exactly it’s like they’re in charge of information
they’re in charge of disseminating information you have
the clearest information you
could ever have is geology it’s fucking rocks man
it’s like what is this that is
slate that’s provable what is this that’s granite
yeah it’s fucking it’s rocks okay you got rocks
with deep that it looks like
water it’s smooth it goes down
just like water would do
it’s not like sand
erosion he shows
this dr ron
shock shows the difference between sand
erosion and
water erosion
it’s interesting isn’t it very
clear difference what you are talking about how
bizarre it is that priests or
pedophiles have embedded themselves into the priesthood
and are doing the
exact opposite of what some
you would think a priesthood
should do or what
right they’re
always protecting the priests so then you look at
egyptology and it’s curious oh look there’s the
exact same structure and egyptology
instead of somebody being a true historian
being like wow
good work holy
shit this is
going to transform
everything this is amazing
they’re like
you know what
that’s a lot of
ink to rewrite all
this history
yes let’s not
waste our time look
why don’t you go investigate that
arrowhead over there
this is the dumbest
thing the guy said
where’s the evidence of this
culture how much evidence do you
think would be there
after 10 000 fucking years
nothing man it
would all be
eaten up especially
houses like american houses
like a regular
house with drywall and shit and yeah
roof tile that shit’s gone
the earth is
gonna swallow that up it’s fucking hard man because
if you think about it
just to empathize with that asshole
if you think
about it i can think of
specific times i’ve gotten in a fight
with someone
and known in my head that i am
wrong in the
midst of the
fight i just know i’m wrong
and i just keep
pushing on pushing on through even though i know i’m
wrong and clearly
in my head and that’s just some dumb little
fight imagine
egyptologists who stayed
his entire career on the fucking
thing it’s like
and to academics saying you’re
wrong about something
that you mean being
wrong being proven
wrong about something that’s devastating
yeah because
that just shows it like you didn’t consider
everything and you have a flaw in your thinking
like you had
dated this and you were
clearly incorrect so the
hieroglyphs that you read that you attributed to all
these various guys
saying this is
when we built this is when
like the the
sphinx itself
like one of the guys i forgot i
think it’s tut
moses the third whoever’s accredited with the
no that’s not him
who the fuck is accredited with the
building of the sphinx
it’s not kufu
right kufu is
the guy who thought it was a cat made the he was
credited with the
great pyramid
anyway whoever it was
the hieroglyph the way it
said the way it was say
you know the reason
why they attributed to him is because he said that
he was told in a
dream that if he uncovered the sphinx
that he would
get to be pharaoh
but the problem
is the word is uncover like
if it’s uncover if that’s the real
then you’re saying that it was there already
right i don’t know how how
clear it is to
translate hieroglyphs though
you know i’m
saying like if you’re reading something in hieroglyphic
how much of
that is open to interpretation because it’s such an
alien language i mean it’s so different than english
to put it into english words
and to put it in
in the context that we’re
gonna recognize as me
having a certain intent
i mean god it’s so hard man
i just saw this
thing called
but i’m sorry the
point is that all it says is that he was there when the
sphinx was built
that’s all you know for sure
you know just because it’s written somewhere
you know i rocked the
sphinx and i built la
i built this shit
and then scientists
a thousand years
ago oh joe rogan
built la it’s written
right here that
doesn’t mean anything man
it’s a fucking
giant structure yeah you say you built it
where’s the
drawings man you don’t even have any fucking directions
there’s pictures of you assholes with
plates on your heads with fruit
and there’s no
pictures of you
building the fucking pyramids
none not a single hieroglyph
represents the construction of the pyramid sure you
think why would you
write that down
what’s really important is how do you make
bread oh it’s fucking
crazy yo we get
fire and we
gotta fuck with some flour
yeah they have all this different
things that they have written down
about their life and
their culture and war and
space yeah like somebody’s
sketching a pyramid on the wall
and they’re like
boring why are you
sketching that
thing we just
built it forget
about it let’s talk
about two million
three hundred thousand
stones connected
so perfectly
like in like the king’s chamber and all these
stones inside you can’t get a
razor blade in between them man
well i mean yeah so
i think that why
would you write down how you made that
yeah fuck it
yeah please
just fucking boring
just rocks and
stones because
it’s probably like it’s a simple way we just
haven’t thought of yet let’s draw
it you know it’s probably something that’s so
basic and you’re like oh
duh they wouldn’t want to draw that duh
but i think
you know what
there’s no way
it might be a way
maybe it was just what i
found there’s no way just the numbers
the numbers of
stones they don’t know whether or not the
stones were caught
or whether or not they were poured there’s a separate
argument that they
were made out of limestone and it’s fairly convincing
and it’s another one that’s
going to fuck with
egyptologists for sure
because the theory is
that they made those
stones with like they made a concrete out of limestone
and they mixed it and then like set them in place
so it wasn’t that they
moved all these
stones as they made concrete
and made these
blocks like in
place well i
think that that
doesn’t make any
sense either
right because
even if you make concrete
blocks then you got to pick them up and move them
i mean i don’t
know your mind gets more detailed than mine does in
these things
these things
like you try to like figure it out i
i don’t know man i just look at
i think that
maybe i have lazy
thinking in the
sense that i will just let myself believe that like a
alien crane
it’s just too much work right yeah
i don’t go into the number of dons and stuff but
i do think whatever it is
and the way it was built is and
whether it’s the most
mundane it’s just a shitload
of people figured out how to do it or whether the thing
just teleported in from some
sumerian dimension or whatever i still think it’s
awe inspiring that
things like that exist and i think that
there is the
tendency in science
to try to minimalize
things for some reason and
remove that feeling of like holy shit what is that it’s
by the time
egyptologists get done with
everything it’s just like a snore
fest out there
you’ve got this ancient
insane pyramid that appears to somehow
i think i’ve
heard you say this somehow at some time of the year
lines of the summer solstice yeah
there’s a like
shafts inside
that point to certain constellations
there’s a bunch of design
where when the
sun is rising in a certain time of the year it goes
like in the temple in man it goes like up the chakras
it’s incredible shit like
there’s so much of what they did and even the mayans
the mayans had some visual
effect on the side of one of
their pyramids
that as the sun
would rise it
would look like
snake was moving up the side of
their pyramid and you know they
worship quetzal
quatil which
is the feathered plumed
serpent a flying
flying snake
yeah i’ve seen the
video of the shit snake
shadow it’s pretty dope
but you know you
think about
these ancient ancient
civilizations i mean
how much room of
for error do you have when you’re moving 2 000 fucking
pound stones
and you know you’re doing it in your barefoot
with fucking you know a
goofy thong on
pushing these
giant stones
maybe it was just an
extinct animal
that used to love to build
pyramids that’s
a good idea
brian i’m glad
you really fucking
irritating pyramid dinosaur
right look here goes
just shits him out make it
maybe that’s
his that’s his
that’s his beehive
why does he like to eat clay so yeah
no it’s like
an ant makes a really complicated anthill
there’s only one of them that
existed and then he died and
he turned into a pyramid
so it looks complicated you
shoot pyramids and
sphinxes it looks complicated
but it’s just nature manifesting itself through done
well you know we don’t know i mean i
think there i’m like
you know when you what i was
thinking is if you could
paint if like
you were some primitive person
you knew that whatever you
painted on a wall
was gonna get
super scrutinized by anthropologists
who are gonna look at the
thing and be like oh this means that they worship the
cow god well
maybe you’re not
i draw a cow right
well i mean it makes
sense that they
would draw cows i mean that’s what they needed to stay
alive you know
i mean it was
very important to them you know when people talk
about why did you know why did animals worship cattle
well there’s two reasons for sure
but the indian reason
doesn’t make sense
there’s two reasons one they
like a lot of ancient
cultures they were embedded in
cattle worship
they were like yeah
what is it called choctaw
heok do you know how to say that one no i just read him
that’s the one that mckenna talked
about and he
shows all these images from
all the different shit that they
had that was in
honor of the cow they had
horns and they worship cows
and then the
idea is that the reason why people worship cows
his idea is that there was
mushrooms that was growing off cow shit
and they were eating them
and they were
having these
which makes sense
except they also needed them to stay alive
you have to look at the fact that if you’re
the first time that they invented
culture the
first time that they invented
they had to figure out a way to stay put
right that’s what they had to do so
they had to figure out a way to corral the animals
once they corral the animals like oh we got them
they worship them they put the
horns up like oh this is what keeps us sustained
this is what
allows us to stay here this is what keeps us
alive you know they have a big
supply of these animals
and they keep
slaughtering them
i mean if you’re a family of four
and you have a full farm just for yourself
i mean think
about that man you got a full
farm with you know
thirty cows and you got all
these chickens
you you shoot a
cow you get a side of beef that’s a lot of fucking food
that shit will last you a long ass time
and you got all this corn that you’re growing and all
these vegetables
that you’re growing you don’t need anything else
you know you
could you could do it all there you’re totally
self sustaining
yeah and it’s safer
if you have to go out hunting all the time you’re
gonna get attacked by
lions and shit it’s yeah
but i don’t
think it’s all
about the mushroom
i don’t think i mean it’s yeah it’s more i mean
they in india
i’ve read they consider
cow dung to be
antiseptic the indian
thing i was saying that didn’t make
sense is that the indians didn’t even eat them
so if they don’t eat them if they
worship them as gods then what happened there because i
understand the idea that the cattle keep you
alive and that’s why you worship
them but you eat them
you know the choctaw
he look i think
those guys i
think they were like at the time
where everybody ate
animals yeah you know
there was no there was no no like sacred animals
where you couldn’t eat it like you to eat
everything that was there
you know you don’t have that much fucking choice
but in india people are starving
but they won’t go
after the cows
well yeah they yeah
there are i mean
they do kill some cows in india
some people don’t fly that way anymore right but
in you know in the
hindu religion
right are cow sacred
oh yeah you when i was in
india you would go down the
street and just
pass a cow and you
could pet it
cows are like
dogs they are
sweet you rub them
and they like
it and they’ll lick your hand and they’re just really
sweet animals
that’s the thing
it’s like you know
we were like wow oh
those people in
china eating
those dogs how
could they do that pass the
steak honey
you’re eating a gentle
very sweet creature
that’s i mean
i’m not saying it
doesn’t taste good
i’m not a vegetarian i eat them
but you have to recognize when you’re eating that thing
it is a very
very sweet animal
cows are like really gentle sweet
not entirely
dumb animals
especially if you like
i mean when you see a cow in the wild or a cow at a
slaughterhouse or a cow that’s being harvested
now you’re seeing something that
was a it’s being treated
in the most horrific way
you know it’s
it’s not in its natural habitat and i’m not
glorifying the way cows or any animals are
treated in india but
i think that
any animal that you show love to is
gonna become
sweet and domesticated and seem kind of
smart you do
understand that joe wants to kill
tigers yeah we
should kill tigers
yeah you should kill
everything that kills you that’s why
i’m not down for bulls roaming the streets either yeah
you know well i mean yeah it’s like
that’s an interesting point and
just on an off note
what is more satisfying
and watching a lion tamer
get chomped by a lion
oh the russian
video any video when you see
somebody you’ve
got in a lion cage getting mauled by a lion
it’s like the one time you can
watch violence
without having
to feel too bad because this is a person who is
enslaved an animal that’s not meant to be enslaved or
put in a cage
prodding it poking it and getting the inevitable result
but it’s disturbing dude have you seen the one
that not the one that just happened
where the guy
where they did the
i don’t know what you called did some
worldwide wrestling move on him like they both
grabbed him and stretched his arms out for a
second they’re
about to rip his arms off yeah no i did see that yeah
it looked like they were
gonna tear his
arms off but the hose kept him off oh god so
close to being the
greatest i thought it was
gonna be i thought it was totally gonna be
death i thought it was
gonna be arms come off
death that was a yeah it was
about to be like death
it was amazing that he was
still okay he was like walking around he got fucked up
i’m sure there’s
blood everywhere there’s
blood all over there’s a line
wasn’t that blood
there was a jacket
that’s blood
but there’s a lion attack video
on your website and by the way man
why do people on your website keep posting these
death videos
what the fuck dude you get like every
there’s so many like
death videos and like i have a problem not
watching them and then
and it gets
stuck in my head
but there was a
it’s just there on the internet
if they’re on the internet and it’s interesting it’s
gonna be on my website
i know i know
it’s not a choice you want to have to make do
you see this
yeah i’m gonna
well maybe it’s not that bad let me oh my god
yeah terrible
i stopped at
no more deaf
there’s a smart there’s a
video on your website of
i think it’s russia
and it’s a lion
finishing the job
and it’s like you know
first the guy’s got his arm in the cage
and he’s in the
lion’s kind of like holding onto his arm a little bit
and it almost looks it’s kind of having fun
the lion’s just
having a little bit of fun the guy’s got
the guy’s in the cage with one arm out
there’s somebody
there kind of holding on to him the lion’s like
you know how cats play with their food
it’s just kind of like
chilling out
looking at the guy and the guy’s like there and for a
second it looks like you
might get out of this
and then the lion
for whatever reason
just pulls him into the cage
and chomps down i
think on his neck
you can’t really tell because the lion’s on top of him
and you just see that
thing that happens
you know if you’ve ever been bitten by a dog
or a cat when it just
bites in and
it’s in for the real bite
it’s doing that
biting deep
and all of a
sudden the guy’s body
does this convulsive thing
which is kind of the last like little like adrenaline
pump before he dies and it’s just this
awful seizure
and then some guy in like a military helmet
or a military hat or i don’t know police officer comes
and shoots the fucking lion
which is the saddest part of that video
the lion bellows out as it’s being shot
like what the fuck
what do you expect
what did you
think was gonna happen
what it was it’s authentic surprise like oh
and that’s the end of the line the lion was doing
everything it was supposed to do
the lion was passing the lion test
when the fucking
monkey comes and
starts poking you or washing your cage you eat it
that’s how it works that’s how it’s
work from the beginning of time yeah how long do you
think you trick that
thing and to
trick them you have to be on them all day
every day yeah
those guys who handle big cats
those motherfuckers get very intimate with those cats
because you have to you you can’t like take a couple
months off and go to sweden
i came back from the alps to tell you what to eat
the tiger’s like wow the fuck was i listening to you
again bitch get over here just
crack you in the head wait a
minute you know what the fuck wait a minute and
here’s my dumb hippie
point that effect
of the lion handler
manipulating this
powerful lion
that is exactly
what oppressive governments do to the people
and it’s the
exact same thing
where you have the
clear powers the
power of the people
they’re more
powerful than
li baka who’s like i don’t care what they say
about marijuana i’m
gonna keep arresting
people do they arrest me for arresting people
you know is that what he said no i made that up but he
said it was an awesome
quote it would
have been an awesome that guy
would have been the shit yeah he
could have got on bill o’reilly tomorrow yeah he
would have been he
would have been an anchor on fox news the next day but
the point is like
the people are the lion and
that’s the horror of the government
is when the lion
starts waking up
and the people
start realizing wait a minute
you can’t tell me i can’t fucking
eat mushrooms you can’t tell me i can’t smoke pot
you can’t take
sixty percent of my
money away from me anymore
i don’t understand why we’re in afghanistan
and instead of being like
well that’s weird
and what time is it i have time to grab a coffee
you start fucking organizing and doing what you can
to fight against it
which i never do so i
should shut up but
it’s i know what you’re saying it’s just it’s an
idealistic point of view and the only reason why it’s
idealistic is because no one’s pulled it off yet but it
doesn’t mean it’s not possible right
look what they’re doing in
paris if you see what they’re doing in paris
yeah that shit’s not getting
a lot of airplay is it so what’s happening tell us
in paris i believe it’s in
paris they’re like
increasing the
age that you can get your pension
from 61 to 63
so i guess it’s
equivalent to being a 61
like for all
your life you’ve been working and whatever and all of a
sudden you’re
about to have
the big vacation before you die and you can’t
take it you
have to work two more years and now everyone’s that
but i think there’s
other things involved
they have like serious financial problems don’t they
well yeah well they you know a lot of people
are saying the financial problems they’re experiencing
we’re gonna
we’re about to get a little
taste of that too but
what you’re seeing over there is
not being carried in the mainstream
press that much
because it’s a mild little revolutions happening
over there they cut off the fucking oil supplies
they’re cutting
off oil supplies really to the city yeah
um and i don’t
know now who’s cutting off oil supplies the
activists they’re fucking
blockading like
the oil refineries there’s like a ship full of oil
apparently floating out there and can’t come in
whoa yeah their gas is running out over there from
these activists because they’re
succeeding they’re like
but the problem it’s like
that’s the level of
reaction you have to have to oppression
so the activists are cutting off the oil
and the reason why they’re
cutting off the oil to the city is to starve the city
out so the city has to listen to them well somebody
call in and explain this because like this is like
something call in we don’t have i know i’m just kidding
get me off the fucking hook here
but they are i know they’re blockading the fucking oil
and and it’s not getting that much play in the news
i haven’t heard anything about this
let’s go to cnn com that was you
okay you would have to think that’s breaking news
right yeah that’s breaking news
dems look to energize
women and unions yeah
lindsay lohan back for a
second rehab
stock chart
worst day in two months two bullshit stories
that’s their big story two things that make no sense
the stock market which is fake as fuck and no one
understands you can’t even pretend you understand that
after that bernie
made off shit
that guy was even
stock brokers got fucked by that guy
right no one knows what the fuck that guy was doing
how is that possible then you have a bullshit
system right your
system is nonsense even the people that were experts
didn’t understand what the fuck was happening yeah
nobody saw this
fucking gigantic collapse coming nobody was
vocal about it please shut the fuck up
and then dems look to
energize women and
unions what does that even mean
how is that a
story it’s a number one
story bro look at that that’s the big one that’s the
picture and it’s some haggard
old chick who
hasn’t seen a dick in over a decade
and she’s talking
about running shit
you talking
about running
shit not one that was
still connected to a body talking
about running
shit you ain’t running nothing mom shut the fuck up
all right i’m
tired of these
crazy old bitches that want to run shit yeah it’s scary
oh meg whitman
christine o’donnell
no christine o’donnell
just because your vagina
doesn’t work anymore
doesn’t mean you get to be a man
you don’t get to run shit okay how dare you yeah you
heard me i’m
a man joe yeah you are a man i’m not talking
to you i was looking at you but i wasn’t talking to you
talking these
crazy broads that want to run shit man stop it
now the fucking the
what’s her name
fucking what’s her name
so if ellen didn’t wanted to become
president you would be
against ellen
becoming it’s um
i would vote
against her just
based on my talkings with greg fitzsimmons
what does he say
about ellen you have to talk to greg
fitzmiz oh hell no
i’d vote for
you know what i
would fucking vote for
ellen just for the absurdity i would
i would hope we would all
dance like on national flag day the
meg whipping lady
thinks that marijuana is a gateway drug
and that it
should not be legal
because if it is
more will get to our children
oh we’ve got to protect our children
i’m so tired of people being able to say
things like gateway drug
with no consequences like
that is a lie
that is nonsense that has been disproven by science
alcohol is far more of a gateway drug to bad decisions
than marijuana is
marijuana in
fact keeps a lot of people from ever trying dangerous
drugs because they get fucking paranoid yeah
you know they
think about it
because of marijuana they get paranoid if you’re gonna
start doing coke and
ecstasy and you’re
gonna do it anyway man
it’s out there
if you want it it’s there you
know it’s not hard to find pot
it’s out there it’s not
gonna change the ability
of kids to get pot they can get pot
everywhere i mean just
drive down the
street from my
house there is
five fucking medical marijuana stores
five of them in a row
and like two
blocks it’s pots everywhere
you telling me that pot is
you know it
doesn’t have a gps chip on it so the
twenty one year old dude who bought it
can’t sell it
at twice the
price to some
seventeen year old kid yeah
you know it’s fucking anybody can get it’s
everywhere pots just out there man
right it’s out there
you can’t fucking tell me
that there would be some sort of
a bad thing
that would come with making it
legal making people who are responsible
human beings
who want to do something to make themselves feel you’re
treating them like criminals
and you’re saying that that being a criminal is okay
but it’s okay for them to be a criminal
because they want to
relax and have a
plant that makes you feel
soothing and it makes sex better it makes food better
no you want them to be a criminal well
that’s just dumb
talk let’s look at the gateway drug idea
and if you think
about it in a culture
where all drugs
are lumped together
all illegal drugs are lumped together into one category
right some teenager
smokes pot for the
first time it’s like this is fucking awesome
holy shit drugs are
great it’s like no actually
drugs aren’t
great certain drugs are
great certain drugs are fucking
awful cocaine
is a i personally hate
it i have friends or fans of it but they’re annoying
someone on cocaine is really
annoying to be around
it’s too expensive i fucking
hate it and of course the free base form of it is
awful meth awful
heroin awful
these are terrible drugs
why are you lumping
them together
in with a drug
that only seems to have
mostly positive
effects on your life
outside of if you
smoke it way
way way too much and you get a foggy mind and
i don’t know
maybe you eat too much i
think you also
have to take into consideration that everyone
has a different
biological makeup
you know there’s
some people that get addicted to alcohol really
quickly there’s some people that are allergic to wheat
you know some people marijuana is not the best
thing for them but you know what
you know what this is the
thing though man
there was this one
girl there was a girl i
dated that she smoked weed
once and she took one hit
and within two minutes she
stood up ran full
speed into the bathroom
hit the bathtub and hit her head
head on the wall
and she just laid in the bathtub for like
three minutes and i was like what the fuck are you okay
and she said that she just got this instant
thing that she had to
stand up and run
and she didn’t even know
where she was she just
started running
and that was from one hit from weed
yeah but like how dumb
was she yeah but no
she wasn’t dumb she’s
fucking intelligence
really yeah
that’s bad you
think one hit
one hit look how good was the weed
ohio brickweed
bong really yes wow
well try giving a
skateboard to a nine year old
if you want to talk
about a dangerous
you give a kid a
skateboard you
sound like a propaganda
yeah yeah i’d love to see you in congress
i’m running for office mr trussell
how do you explain all of
these children
that smoked marijuana
and ran into the bathtub
and hit their heads
hey man it’s like
you know you can give a nine year old kid a
skateboard man
uh huh duly noted mr
trusso please please sit down take your seat
they’d be like listen
to this guy you’d be a huge fuck up for the cause
you’d be like when they made the
movie of the
story you would be the fucking the guy that
steve buscemi
would play and he
would get up and he
would be super
stoned forget what he was saying and he would say
hey man just like
you can’t give a nine year old a
fucking skateboard
well the whole
thing i mean
the whole thing
about keeping weed away from kids
you should i
think you should keep
all things that change kids
state there the
state of mind i
think it’s all
tricky it’s
very dangerous
i think it’s up in the air it
should be done i don’t
you have a father
you know i think you
should be introduced to alcohol by your father you’re
right can i just say something
just to go back a little bit
i’m not saying
we should give pot to kids i know you’re not
just blow it in
their face no we
should make
them buy it you shouldn’t give it away for free
they get the
wrong idea i
think for a lot of
kids earn it a lot of kids
going through a lot of
a lot of kids are
going through a lot of
weird shit when they’re growing
up i mean everybody is just the reality of becoming a
teenager and then
you know growing into manhood or womanhood
the fucking
freaky feeling like oh my god i’m
gonna have to take care of myself someday
and make my own money and
fucking feed myself and this is just too
crazy i don’t want to
leave my mom’s
house and this fucking
schools drive me nuts and
how much am i
gonna have to work once
i got a job if i’m working this hard when i’m in school
you know all that shit
could be overwhelming to kids you
know especially
young kids like 14 15
if you start
throwing pot in the mix too
that might send them off into the woods they
might careen them off
track and really fuck with
their head but what if you were six years old
watching sesame
street and you had this
magic guy come and go hey
would you like to look at this
stoned as a six year old
no man listen
when you’re six
years old your brain is
still developing i don’t
think it’s a good move
to introduce drugs into developing lines
first of all
i want to talk
about this magic guy this guy
i’m more interested
in the pot that’s what i would be
that’s what i would be doing if i
had a time machine i’ll be going back in time giving
myself weed would you when i was watching you
be so paranoid
you had to go back
in time into your life and do anything differently what
would you do differently
probably that
get myself snow i don’t know
is there any one instance from your
childhood that you would redo
you take back
probably throwing rocks at that cardinal
through rocks at
a bird yeah you hit it yeah yeah
little baby at a baby cardinal that was like retarded
or something like that but i was like six or
seven yeah i
think i’ve talked
about this before
yeah what about you duncan
see yeah once when i was a kid
i like went and my grandparents loved birds
and i had a bb gun
and my grandparents were out of town
and i like took the
drove their golf cart because they
drove around in a golf cart with like i’m on a
hunting safari into the backyard and just
shot a robin
right just killed a robin
and it fell
and it like spiral down and all the
other birds i’m like there’s bird feeders all over my
grandmother’s yard and a
statue of saints and
these birds are like dive bombing me they were
freaking out cause i killed one of them and they’re
freaking out and just
swirling around and
it was like i was mortified
and that’s definitely
something that i would go back on fish bombing too
where you used to take m80s and put it in fish’s
mouth you know like live fish and it would like
light them and then throw them off the roof of the
school at people oh my god you guys are sick fucks
where’d you get
these fish there’s a pond at our elementary
school that you
catch them yeah
we catch them
and we put them in
a bucket and oh my god you guys are a mess fish bombing
fish bomb yeah
that’s such a
fuck it was
great way to die
you imagine
your fish all
sudden you’re yanked out of your
world into an
alien world
stare at these
things these things are
laughing they
throw you in
a bucket you’re flopping around in a fucking bucket
swimming around in circles you can’t get out
but he takes you out of that bucket
shoves this big
giant dick in your
mouth yeah you know this
this explosive dick
lights it on
fire and you fly through the air and explode
that’s how you
leave this world
would also do squirrel baseball
where like the squirrels
would go up and okay you need to stop because
we’re gonna
start thinking
you’re a fucking serial killer
yeah then we
would then we
would do kitten crucifixion
so we would act out the
last scene in the
bible with kittens
have you ever strangled a frog
what it’s real
easy just put them in your
throat and just strangle it and look at
their face and then you’ve
killed a frog no i’ve
never killed a frog
just kidding
it’s disturbing i love frogs that’s one
thing i used to love i used to collect frogs
in our window well
you guys know what window wells are
yeah they’re like where the basement
windows are and they had a little sling
and the neighborhood we had
frogs would get
trapped in there
and so as a kid
i would take all
these frogs
and put them in buckets and the neighborhood
would have like a pet show
where you bring your pet and he’s like hoo
first place
second place
and i didn’t have a pet because my cat ran away
so i would take
my bucket of frogs
now i did that i put like little
things for them to
climb up and down and that was my pet
never won but
i was a frog freak
that’s all i wanted to say
about that frogs
i have frogs when i was a kid but
the thing about frogs is they got no rights
right you take a frog and
stomp on it
and nobody ever goes what happened to your frog go
i don’t know he died
right he’s bury that
bitch in the backyard yeah nobody ever does an autopsy
in your frog and go why does frog
have a crushed
skull what the fuck is going on
frog csi nobody gives a fuck you
could play baseball with frogs
you can throw frogs at each
other hit each
other with fucking frogs and the frogs
dying or paralyzed
nobody’s gonna arrest you toads
were pretty
badass toads were like you can
throw a toad at a dude in
front of a cop
and nobody would say shit
you can pick up a toad
and hurl them at a dude and hit the dude
and nobody be like what the fuck man
animal rights
animal right
a toad is a frog with herpes
you know how
they used to have
those like little bumps if you look
close and they’re all
just like warts here toads
are nowhere near the
water is that what it is
don’t know yeah yeah they’re dry
dry but this
whole licking a frog
thing did you ever do that
no did you ever
doesn’t work that
way when i was a kid i did
i don’t think i ever tripped
maybe i was
the way to do it
doesn’t everybody
thinks it’s lick the frog
no you have to
smoke it if
you lick it it’s just like eating it it’s not
gonna get into
it’s just like look dmt
when you your
brain makes it
your if you if you eat
sure has dmt in it dmt contains
whatever whatever it is
in your body your stomach
breaks it down it’s called
mono aiming
mono aiming oxidase
so when you’re taking dmt orally
your your stomach
kills it and it
never gets in your
bloodstream wow
so you have to smoke it
you can’t orally consume dmt
unless like the way they do it
in peru and the amazon
they make this
stuff called
ayahuasca you know what that is and with
ayahuasca what they’ve done is they put in one plant
they put one
plant that has dmt in it and another plant
that has an mao inhibitor
and that’s why it works
so you can’t
really lick a frog because if you lick a frog it
would just be like eating it it
wouldn’t work
so what you do is you take the frog
and you put it on a glass
you know and you make the frog excrete his body jizz
all over this
glass and this body just i guess is
certain animals that kills them kill
sheep if they eat
five m o d m
t kills them yeah
so you take any excreted on the
glass and then you
stick the glass in the sun and it
dries it out
and then you
scrape it off with a
razor blade and then you smoke it
how do you think
someone figured that
huh how’d they figure
out anything how’d they figure out how to eat lobsters
you know i mean yeah the lobster
i get i guess that makes
sense the lobster i get
but the thing
where you’re like ah
you know what
i wonder what this
jizz on the back of my frog does if i try and
smoke it let me see if i
stuck it up my ass
yeah how many steps were there before he
tried smoking yeah he had to figure it out right
i bet it’s fairly recent
i bet the smoking ant
off the frogs i bet it’s probably pretty recent
there’s a bunch of different types of dmt out there too
that was one of the
things they were talking about like
different people have different
experiences depending on what
they use when they make
ayahuasca because if they use syrian ru
i was listening to some guy talking
about this on the internet and some interesting
discussion about it
and if you use
syrian ru apparently
they have all this like
anunnaki imagery
and all this mesopotamia imagery
you get all this like it’s they all have
snakes that’s one
thing they share in common
but it’s when you get it from the amazon you see
black people and jaguars
you see like jungle themes you see like
plants and shit and like a big giant
but when you get it in
the the middle east
the stuff you’re
getting is all like fucking mesopotamia shit
it’s all like babylonia
all yeah cuneiform
tablets and that kind of
image and if
you get it in
the san fernando valley you see carl’s jr’s
traffic thank
you old cars with little tires yeah
yeah it’s a
the idea of
you know keeping
psychedelics from people by locking them up it is
amazing that they’ve been able to do that for that long
that they’ve been able to
keep them illegal
and then if people try to use them if you
want to use it for your own
edification for your own you know
your own experience it’s illegal
for you yourself to do something
some person will come and get you
and lock you in a cage
could you imagine if it was only us
look it was only the
three of us we’re the only people left on the earth and
we discovered
while we were here
that there’s some shit that makes you
experience like these incredible
states of consciousness and
you start having this wave of
creativity and these new ideas and it feels like
an incredibly intelligent alien
life forms communicating with you
and then we were like you can’t do that dude
you can’t do that if you do that we’re
gonna kill you or lock you in a cage
now we’re gonna contain you
yeah we can’t have you running around having that
experience and just running around
you’re not doing anything to anybody else
you’re getting it and then you’re doing
it and if you do it and you test positive for it you’re
against the law
well let’s imagine
that let’s say
just in this
house there was
a creature in a
weird outfit
that if he caught any of us smoking pot
would come and
grab us and take us to a certain part of the
house and put us in a rape cage
we would stop that animal
kill it you’d
kill you’d be like you know what the
thing that’s taking us and putting us in the rape cage
there’s only one of them and there’s
three of us so i don’t want to go in the rape cage
again can we please make it can you can you
can we get rid
of the guy who takes us into the rape cage
yeah it’s like
we’re trying
to be enlightened here and we keep getting raped
yeah exactly
well yeah we’ll try though
you fucking take peyote
and communicate with the
spirit world and someone keeps
throwing me in a cage of some big
black dude wants to fuck me
what the hell man
why does it have
to be a black dude why because they probably
would win more often
why the better rapers
athletes oh man
yeah it’s a it’s a it’s a real confusing situation and
whenever you hear
you know lee
baca talking
about how he’s just
gonna keep arresting people or any time you hear
or like in mexico and they’re like
they just found
500 tons of marijuana did you hear
about that yeah
biggest cash crop ever
that they hauled in
they busted
yeah it’s just it’s just
i mean good less mexican weed that
stuff sucks
your weed sucks
if your weed was good you
wouldn’t be
shooting each other yeah
that’s true
mexican weeds the worst
no brazilian weeds the
worst when i was in brazil we got some weed it was
like a little
it was like almost like particle
board it was like a little brick
a little thin
very tightly compact brick
and you had to
break it off and then
smoke it and it tasted like shit and it
smelled like shit
and you barely got high
it’s like a cousin of high
it wasn’t like real high nothing like we have here you
would thank god these people are living in the forest
the rainforest rather
beautiful tropical paradise you know easy
would be for them to grow weed
they keep it illegal
i thought it was in bahamas to same
thing about really bahamas
shit isn’t that amazing
what the fuck is that about man
you know i mean how do they not
rebel against that prostitution is legal in brazil
cage fighting is everywhere
yeah that’s the birth of valley tudo
fighting the birth of no rules fighting
and somehow another they keep party legal
it’s interesting well yeah i mean it’s the big
it’s the elephant in the room everywhere it’s just
that to me is the
criteria through which you can measure
how far a society has advanced is
their relationship with psychoactive drugs
says everything because
it’s like anyone who does a psychoactive drug knows
you it’s fun
it is fun this is the part of the podcast
where always click off i was hoping you would
about the past ufc
it’s very clear now to me
he’s a hippie faggot
yeah and he wants to talk
about his fucking
pro drug bullshit
that’s the only reason why we’re talking
about drugs at all is
because drugs are part of life that’s the only reason
if drugs weren’t drugs if they were
if there were some new word it’s
it’s a part of life and a fucking significant one yep
i know it’s a gateway drug
everyone does
fucking gateway drugs god damn it
everything’s a gateway drug
milk is a gateway job to cookies
it’s you know
it is yeah drink some milk
like awesome
would be enough cookies in this shit the next
thing you’re eating cookies the milk got you to
eat cookies cookies are bad for you yeah cookies have
sugar in it you’re
gonna get diabetes you’re
gonna fucking die
young we should
be allowed to
smoke or eat cookies whenever we want yeah
that’s right bitch
there’s people that want to
mandate against
fatty foods they
want to say that
foods shouldn’t have a certain amount of calories or
fat content
or you know bad oils or whatever fuck that man
if it tastes good just let me know what it’s
gonna do to me if i eat it i’ll make my own
decision this is your spacesuit
you get to run whatever fuel you want through it it
doesn’t matter what it is and
if sometimes that fuel kills you
tough shit tough
shit tough shit
that’s the way it goes that’s what i say
let’s say give me it all man
leave it on the table
let’s fucking sort it all out
i don’t want my kids to get hooked on it neither do you
right good so let’s educator
fucking kids
all right let’s educate
our kids and let’s
get rid of the scumbags that want to push it on kids
get rid of people that are you know
don’t make it
don’t make it
legal to sell to children don’t make it legal to
give them propaganda that makes them
think the drugs are good
but you know the
whole idea behind locking anyone up for doing anything
that they want to do as long as they’re informed and of
age yeah we do what you want to do man
if you want to
start smoking crack
in two thousand and ten
if you’re like a
successful person
who’s got a good business and a nice family like
always wanted to try crack
i just don’t
you know i mean i see new jack city it’s so appealing
i know it sounds
crazy but there’s just like this part of me
that’s been missing something and i
think it might be
crack yeah i
wanna try crack once
i don’t think i’m
gonna wind up in a fucking
crack house with no money
i mean come on mike i’m sigma
five we went to
school together
we played lacrosse
i’m not a crackhead
i just wanna try
crack julie
doesn’t want me to do it but i told her hi don’t worry
that’s not happening
no why not i did it why not
you did do crack
man we talked
about this before
how did that feel you’ve done it too no i
haven’t yeah you have no i
haven’t but
i did i did um when i was
why are you
saying that he didn’t because he acts like a crackhead
when i was in
that really offensive
you are ruthless with your cut downs brian
you know they
come so fast and so
unexpected and they’re so
powerful when they land
yeah it’s just incredible you really
thank god you doing
comedy again
haha they still coming
again he knows i’m doing
no i don’t ruthless
brian i’m just kidding you
heard him but i have i have bought crack
i when i was really yes when i was
when i was living i
bought it once i fucking do it away i didn’t even want
it when i was in
i looked at him like what the fuck is this i’m gonna do
crack come out really guys
guys really
i just moved to la
and my landlord was a crackhead
and he had a friend who would do
crack with him now
i didn’t know
i knew that he was into drugs i didn’t know it was
crack and his friend was over and his friend said to me
you have a cop to
a rock before
and i i swear to god
i didn’t know what he meant but i wanted to seem cool
so i was like no
never copped a rock
i wasn’t sure what he meant he’s like
give me a ride
so i he’s like
drive up here turn
right i turned
right drive around the corner
drove around the corner
we pull up in
front of a house
these two fucking
gangsters come running out of the
house i don’t know what it is but they’re automatically
screaming at him they’re like you
stupid motherfucker
you fucking
idiot don’t just fucking pull up here
they throw crack into the car
he gives them money
i’m like that’s when i was like oh you moron
what did you
think this was
drove back you know like really what do you think
and drove back
and him and my landlord proceeded to smoke
crack together
and that’s the only time i ever seen anyone
smoke crack
shitty smells
smells like burning plastic
the guy’s face got all pale
and he was like
if i have a
heart attack call 911 wow
well no i didn’t suck i remember the
first time i ever saw someone smoking
crack and it was like on hbo or something
like that it’s like some sort of a documentary
and while the guy was smoking
crack i was like
look at him he’s fine
he’s not even
going crazy
i thought you
smoke crack like
what the fuck man
you just get
crazy the guy just smoking
crack he’s just sitting there and i’m like how high
could he possibly be a
speedy high that’s all it is like
feeling speedy
you feel better
well you just chose
speedy if you like that kind of
thing it was not my thing
is it like coffee
no it’s like doing cocaine
it’s like doing cocaine
pretty much
it reminded me of exactly of doing cocaine
that’s pretty much what it was
wow never done it
never done it
dodge that bullet don’t do it
i’m not going to i think you might be
what the fuck research
no i’m not i’m not interested hanging at the i don’t
see any cocaine
advocates i don’t see any cocaine people going this
i made it because of cocaine
cocaine is responsible
for most of my
energetic decisions
most of my drive most of my wisdom
when i innovate
hang out at a
beach town you’ll
start getting in that
group of people that
would like no i prefer cocaine
when i go out you know it’s a nice drug
you have those people that are selling it to like
civilized people
cocaine people always one up
shooting each other
they just get
crazy cocaine
relationships cocaine people
they just get to that fucking
point that goodfellas point
like when that fucking
chick throws the the
basket ray liotta
that she’s cooking the coke for when she
throws the basket
she’s mad at them
they always get to that i was
i was just talking
about this i
this one of one of the
first girls i
dated was in asheville
north carolina and
i met her in this little
cafe because she was sitting they just done cocaine
and she was sitting next to this blonde girl
and the blonde girl’s like all coked up and she’s like
we’re gonna run this town oh
no it’s like a
small mountain town
oh that’s great we’re
gonna run asheville
it’s like six hundred
population oh that’s hilarious
yeah but that’s what it does asheville
supposed to be really cool it’s
the coolest city ever
really and it
keeps getting cooler and cooler and cooler wow
every time i go back there
it’s just gotten more interesting and more subversive
and cool really yeah it’s a really cool place
we should do comedy there you and me
i’d love it yeah let’s do it
yeah there’s a club up there let’s book it okay talking
trump so we’re
going on the road all
right do it
that’ll be a
good one for you too you’re acting so fucking
weird it’ll fit
right in with
those hippies
oh there i mean it’s not hippies it’s anarchists
up there it’s everybody
yeah it’s every it’s just
a mix of like i don’t
know what kind of anarchists you’re talking
about i believe there’s a lot of
environmental liberation
front type people
but i’m not i’m not positive
about that so
those guys are
crazy douchebags
the problem with
you know though they’re really really
radical organizations like almost
all of them even though change does need to occur
at the very top like if you get
to the top of peta and you find out how fucking nutty
these guys are
yeah you know you get to the top of any of these like
major like what is that animal
liberation organization
is that what it is
well it’s the people who let
the animals free
there’s a lot of people that don’t even
think that animals
should be pets
that all animals
should be free to go
where they want that you shouldn’t
be keeping them locked up in cages and yards yeah
there’s some
there’s some that’s
great animals just running dogs running around fucking
everywhere tell my chihuahua
mayor cutie she shouldn’t be a pet
that would be cool though you’ll get like a new dog
every day but
which kind of dog i’m
gonna hang out with
today oh there’s a golden retriever hey
doggy come over yeah
it’s really
twisted out here
where i live because
there’s a lot of coyotes i see coyotes all the time
which is a really strange
thing it’s like the cousin to a dog like a dog didn’t
quite make it
you know into the
group got cast on the outside of man
and now it just
follows around and man encroaches on its territory
so it comes in and eats cats and shit every now
and then and dogs yeah cats
big dogs man
there’s a story when
i when i used to go to this
pet store near my
house there was a guy used to work there that
trained dogs and he had this dog
that he worked as a
veterinarian’s assistant
this dog got brought into him
that was just
covered in fucking cuts it was horrendous
they had to put the dog
under and it was it was
a big pit bull like a 90
pound pit bull
and they were like what
did this to this dog like he must have gotten a big dog
fight with a
bunch of dogs like this dog is
like covered with hundreds and hundreds of
wounds and okay like
hours of stitches who knows how many
so they take the dog and they
stitch them up they put them in the
veterinarian’s hospital
and they go back to the
scene of the
crime to figure out what the fuck happened
and they follow like a trail of
blood and like
some they see some
scuffle into the
wood so they go and figure out what the fuck happened
and there they find nine
dead coyotes fuck
and what what they do is
one coyote will come out
and they’ll show themselves
and then the dog will see
that and bark at it and the coyote will look like he’s
gonna run and the dog will have instincts to chase
and the coyote will run
and the dog will chase
after him and as he chases
after him then
they ambush him with the rest of the pack
so they ambush this pitbull
and it killed nine coyotes
jesus christ
could you imagine
the look on the coyotes faces
when this fucking
thing is coming
i can’t bring that dog
over here we’re
gonna fuck them up mikey
we’re gonna fuck them up
this is it bitch
you want some
pussy you want some coyote
pussy i’m waiting
big giant fucking
fire hydrant head
muscles for
crushing things
built into its fucking skull
look at the skull of a big male pitbull
yeah brian what are you doing what turn the volume back
the volumes and
the headphone vine what happened i
haven’t changed anything you just did something no
my volume just jacked
oh you’re just adjusted something it’s the headphones
it was i was just turned down the headphone
okay all right
point it didn’t affect that podcast point is
the dude you know
dog tried to kill coyotes whatever
coyotes try to kill the dog
man that’s that’s
that’s a stupid fucking coyote
like it’s like
here’s what you do roger
you’re gonna see
a chihuahua
maybe they just think dogs man they think dogs are soft
but you know what pit bulls are not regular dogs those
things are engineered
first of all to fight through pain
to not worry
about their own instincts they were
the ones that
worry about their own instincts they don’t let breed
when the dogs
quit when the dogs give up they realize this
other dog superior
they never let that dog
breed a lot of times they kill him
you know it’s pretty fucked up
but what it makes at the end of the day is this
crazy fucking
monster animal
that will do anything
you know the
pit bulls are like
that is the last dog you want coming
after you man
no shit and like there’s
a guy in our neighborhood walks his fucking pit bull
off leash yeah he told me
about that oh it’s
awful it’s like most of them are
great and people like
him you know a lot of people get scared my dog’s great
yes most of them are great
yeah but you have to recognize
the potential for destruction if you got a nutty one
their brains also swell
no i think that’s
bullshit oh
no dog does that no it’s all silliness
they’re fucking
crazy dogs well they are
sweet though anytime i’ve been around someone’s pitbull
it’s the sweetest dog ever i’ve
never everyone always says that no it’s the
sweetest dog ever it’s
not like all of them and then just takes one bad day
and it’s like okay it’s
crazy like yeah they’re nuts man i’ve had a
bunch of them
i’ve had three of them four of them
one of them got distemper
and the other ones
those they was all
fighting they
fight they let they get mad at each
other and you know if you have you know
more than one
they get together sometimes and they just
settle arguments and one of them
doesn’t want to back down next
thing you know you got a dead dog ah
and these dogs
loved each other and
lived together all the time you
should lick each
other and play together
we wanted to kill each other
yeah it’s horrible but this just that’s what it is man
just what it is
you know they’re engineered to fight
you know and that’s the problem
they’re engineered to not have like normal
alpha beta interactions
where you know the beta gives up and the
alpha dominates and
leaves them
alone no they
fight to the
death all right they just go
after it you know
sometimes i
would come home
and they’d be all bloody so they worked it out
you know michael i’m glad you assholes
worked this out you know and i
would just assume it probably
never happened again
yeah of course it
would gross
yeah well it’s you know it’s it’s a fucking
scary thing when you think
about what a dog really
is because a dog is just some fucking animal that
could kill you that you control
you know you got a dog like that
right any dog that
can kill nine type nine coyotes
what a fantastic
scene that must have been
coming up on that scene
just carnage
just coyote guts and coyote
faces jaws half hanging off
you know mean think
about what that
thing must have done to
those coyotes
and they just bite down i’m tearing skin and he’s not
even paying attention he’s just jacking the next one
rage frosting
rage it’s probably hard
man i had this really
spooky fucking
thing happened in my neighborhood where
i was walking my dog and this weirdo came up to me
and he’s like
you should be
careful with your dog there’s a lot of coyotes
in this neighborhood that have been killing animals
and it was like
he didn’t need to tell me that like i
understand it was just this
weird gaunt guy
and i started
thinking like is that
a serial killer i just run into a serial killer is like
maybe just a nice guy wants to look out for your dog no
cause he said he like says you know i’ve got
was he whispering this into your ear yeah
he said he got
problems yeah i kind of pointed to
things like you know i’ve got problems but i coyote
attacks lately
and you know
like when you’re around somebody you kind of get the
senses a bad person like you
right it was
something else was
wrong with him and then
i remember walking up the
and there was just like
a limb of an animal
i don’t know if it was a
rabbit or what
the fuck it was but some limb that he gotten
chomped off so i
guess he’s right
i don’t know if that had anything to go
maybe he did it
what limb like
a dog’s limb yeah it was like a foot
of a dog yeah i
think it was a dog
yeah dude it’s no joke man coyote
snatched him
right off leashes yeah
in brentwood a friend of mine was living in brentwood
he was walking his dog and the coyote came and took it
right off his fucking
leash and ran with it
just snatched it came by and
snatched it and ran away with his dog
screaming and yiping
it’s out of his hands and he’s running
after it and he can’t do a goddamn thing
about it instead
my dog was a
puppy actually was worried
about it so there was a lot of falcons that were just
just hang out
in front of my
thing and they
would like come down real
close i’m like okay hawks
or hawks yeah
come inside now i
think don’t even live in this country do they
foul falcons
america what am i talking
i don’t know i
think so either way birds of prey
were you the one that posted that
thing of the
giant eagle
that didn’t kill the animal but pushes it off a
cliff and then goes down and eats it goats
yeah they grab goats and drag them off the side of the
cliff and drop them awesome
it’s insane dude
eagles are ruthless
motherfuckers dude
they are so
scary the idea i mean it’s a flying dinosaur
that’s really what it is
i mean they have the same
mentality that a dinosaur would have
right i mean when they
say that birds
they say that birds are the descendants of dinosaurs
right whatever survived
the big yucatan
meteor impact
asteroid impact
whatever survived
whatever you know
animal dinosaur species
they eventually
evolved into birds that’s the theory
right isn’t it yep
so that’s the theory
chickens grow fangs
every once in a
while right
that’s the thing that
chickens do yeah yeah
and so if that’s the theory then you gotta
think that the really ruthless ones that we have today
you know like
eagles and shit like that
they were probably some
nasty ass fucking
flying little dinosaur reptile
thing that made it
that lived through the holocaust
of some gigantic
chunk of iron and rock
slamming into the
earth at 45 000
miles an hour
these ruthless little cunts
lived and became eagles
they were the only
ones that live what a fucked up way to kill things too
they fly out of the sky
they’re like dragons
man yeah they look like they have
dragon claws and shit they don’t spit out fire but that
you take away all the feathers and shit if they didn’t
have feathers and you looked at them for what they were
underneath that pretty
soft exterior of
the feathers
that’s a nasty scaly
you know gray looking lizard
thing that flies
that’s what it is
i mean we think of them as being soft and almost
being a million
you know i’m saying
those are lizard
things yeah
those aren’t like
like like any fucking mammal
that’s a creepy
alien looking lizard
thing with dead eyes
those eyes don’t give a fuck
about you and they come swooping out of the sky to
snatch fish out of the water
and fly with them and pull
eagles are pull a rather
goats off the side of a fucking
cliff and drop them
just ruthless cunts they’re like little fucking devils
little flying
demons the noble
eagle i take offense at you
disparaging our a
just evil flying lizard
snatches fucking shit out of sky eating
babies they probably eat
babies i bet there’s definitely been a baby that got
snatched up by an eagle of course
there’s a fucking cool video in
alaska people are in
their yard and they have this yard that’s all this
grass in it yeah and they throw out some fish
like you know that after they made fillets
they throw it like heads and all sorts of you know
extra fish that they have
and these eagles come out and they’re all eating in
their yard and they’ve got like fucking
i don’t know 20
30 boys all
the eagles eating the salmon in their yards like whoa
this is nuts man
these crazy fucking
demons with pretty feathers
that would be cool
get really stoned and watch an eagle feast
go on your backyard
fuck yeah it would yeah it would
you know seeing any natural
any animal in
its natural habitat must be fucking incredible you know
you run into a bear if you actually did run into a bear
i ran into a bear at yellowstone
but it didn’t feel like it was a natural
environment because they were coming up to cars
and it was obvious that
these bears
had been coming up to cars before so it almost
like the zoo
it didn’t feel real and they
would tell you not to feed them but people were
still feeding them they were like
opening their window a
crack this is like
the 70s i did this when i was a little kid
you know and i remember
thinking like this is just like the zoo like this isn’t
until we went to sleep
we were in our
sleeping bag
and we were camping and it was me and
i think it was just me and my stepdad no no it’s a
whole family
so we’re camping in yellowstone and
i slept through the
whole thing
but apparently they
heard some banging around and shit
and we got up
there in the morning and the cooler had been torn open
and all the food had been eaten
and there was paw
prints all over the car
so this bear was just
feet away just feet away from us
sleeping inside some little baggie
we’re basically like a little dinner in a baggie
the whole family is in this baggie
but these bears are so conditioned to being around
wasteful humans and
sloppy humans
that they just look for food that way
they’re conditioned to go look in your cooler that’s
where the food is
it’s not like let’s
start eating people
but if they did
they’d be like holy shit
this is way better
they’re in the bag they can’t even get out of the bag
you just start eating them you just jump in
and start eating they can’t get away
they could do that they were
right outside our door
ripping shit
apart so strong they
could tear apart a cooler rip it open
stomped all over the car
big ass paw prints
that’s to me that’s like one that really is a shitty
death is getting i mean
like it’s an obvious to say but
compared to
other deaths
getting killed by an animal
yeah how about
the guy that just got killed by a goat what is that
i saw the link but i didn’t
click on it what is that
goat jabbed him in the leg and it penetrated
one of his arteries and he bled out that’s bad luck
well the goat
apparently was
super aggressive
they had problems with this goat before
and they had done
things to try
to condition the goats stay away from people
so they would go near the goat and
shoot it with
a bean bag gun and shit
and that made the goat even more douchey
because goats are stubborn as fuck goats don’t
learn what they
should have done is
shot it with a gun
that’s what they
should have done
you got a goat that’s cunting wants to jack people yeah
let’s just kill this fucking goat all
right there’s plenty of
other goats why
we take a chance what a
weird job go
shoot the goat with a
bean bag go
bully the goat
so that the
goat is scared of people what is this a petting zoo
yeah it’s the mountains
oh it’s in the mountains
yeah it’s in the mountains
so a guy’s in the
mountains and a goat comes
up and just
stabs his leg and then
fucking goes
after him gets him in the leg the guy’s fucked
and then the goat won’t let people take away the body
the goats standing
over him always moaning you know he hasn’t died yet
so he’s lying on his ground and they can’t shoo
the goat away so they
can save the
guy how big is this go i know i mean goats aren’t that
small goats goats i’m
not afraid of a goat though you
never say that bro that goat will
fuck you up
it’s a wild i’ve been
around a lot of goats you
haven’t been around a wild mountain i’ve
never been around a mountain goats are
scary dude those things are
strong as fuck you ever see how they can
climb up beside a mountains
they climb on mountains i mean
like this like this incredible
pitch it’s like a fucking 60 degree
angle they’re
climbing straight up a mountain
how the fuck are they doing
this so that’s the height of absurdity like if you
think about as that man was laying there
going into shock
and contemplating
his whole life the situation
going from being you know
like oh look
oh my god mary look it’s a goat
oh wait the goats come ah
jesus fucking christ
oh my god i’m
bleeding i can’t get the go
i’m getting weak
did i just get killed by a goat
i just got killed by a goat
grab my goat’s dick and run
yeah that’s so absurd to
think about that that’s very strange how long in all of
human history
how many humans have been killed by a goat
probably a lot
it’s probably pretty
small it’s small
you know what’s
the biggest
thing in this country for farm animals pigs
pigs kill more people than any
other farm animal
have you seen jack
s3d yet no but
apparently what
happens with pigs is they’ll eat anything
and if you’re feeding pigs and you fall into the
place they just
start jacking you yeah there’s
my parents have a place
on this like little island off the
coast of georgia that’s got wild pigs
and those things will kill you
like they’re dangerous wild pigs
especially cause they always have
babies and if you get it’s the same
thing if you get around
their babies they’ll
they’ve got tusks
they’ll bite you and they’re
filthy so the bite will get infected
pigs are dangerous feral
pigs are dangerous
feral pigs are
scary because feral
pigs change you know the
story that if you get like a pink pig it’s
in a farm and it’s kept
well and fed well
they have a certain appearance to them
well when they get
loose within
three weeks
their body starts to change
it’s a very strange phenomena
the idea of
a farm animal
is like an embryonic
stage and all it has to do is
think that it has to
fend for itself
and then it becomes this different
thing it’s like some new chemical gets released
and its fur becomes
thick and hairy
like thick and like
darker and then its tusks grow
it literally changes the animal
it’s a fascinating
metamorphosis yeah
and it happens within
three weeks
within three weeks of the animal
becoming feral
they just get
loose and then they
start morphing
fucking nutty shit that’s naughty naughty shit
like what’s happening there
what’s that saying
about people
you know are we not
reaching our
full potential because we get our food from a
and you know are we
you know what i’m saying are
we set up that way that’s a
great like weird sci fi idea
which is like
a spaceship
finally makes it out of the
earth’s gravitational
field and gets a certain distance away from
earth and the people on the
spaceship start
changing like
their bodies
start elongating
right they turn into aliens
oh my god they
morph they morph yeah
wow like if you go into
space that’s the next stage yeah
that’s the next
stage it’s like the aquatic worm jumping into
the pawn to give yes faces the next
stage we’re just like
here we’re just like
squashed aliens like the gravity
squashed us down
when we get off the planet you know there’s certain
salamanders that
never reach
adulthood unless
certain environmental
conditions are in place
like weather
conditions or
no like temperature
moisture you know certain
conditions have to be in
place otherwise
they stay in the immature
phase their entire life
right how fascinating
would that be if that’s what the
thing with humans is is once you get off the earth
once you go into space
then the different gravity and environment of space
allows your
to knock out of the
human shell and become
this next thing the
third eye starts
secreting we already know that
right because the
people in the
space station be
smart as fuck
no people that got back from the
space station
would be dropping science i know
aren’t the people in the space
station are still
on the they’re
still in the gravitational what ifs
there’s a lot of what ifs
every week man
i blame the weed
what if man if we go to
space we turn into a frog and then you
smoke yourself bro
what the fuck wants to suck my dick should i let him
that chip seemed pretty happy
so i was on this
flight to london
and melanie griffith was on the flight
and melanie griffith is a very nice lady she seems very
sweet like she
smiles at everybody she’s like she seems nice
and i was thinking man
this is melanie griffin like you know i remember her
old school from like the eighties
you know some of those
movies that she was in
you know i remember
when she played i mean even recently when she played
in the thing about
the guy who william
randolph hearst what was the
movie about
was it called it was
about him it was
about the construct
the making of rosebud
or the making of
citizen kane it was
orson welles
was in it and it was all
about how crazy
william randolph
hearst was and she played his wife
like she’s like such a good actor you know
actress so anyway she’s she’s on this
plane and i
ate a pot cookie like
two hours before the flight i figured like
i’ll eat it in the car
over there and then
right when i get on
board it’ll kick in
and it was way too strong
why would you do that way too strong
get that it was so
strong dude it was so
strong i was
breaking down my entire life i was
thinking about
everything i’ve ever done
every every negative
thing that i’ve ever done
every positive
thing that i’ve ever done
and then i started
thinking about the possibility of endless
the universes
the possibility of
every single choice leads
you into another parallel universe that you don’t even
feel the distance
you don’t even feel the difference in the
switch over i
started thinking all this
crazy shit and i
started thinking
about mortality i
started thinking
about energy and life and i was just
couldn’t i couldn’t function
i was curled up in the fetal position
i was so i was so adrift i was so high
that i really seriously considered pissing my pants
really because i had to go
i had to pee
but i didn’t
wanna get up
so i thought i just pissed my pants
i had i thought that that was a real consideration
for a whole second
for a whole
second i was like i
found the solution i was
going through my possibilities
i wanna i wanna pee okay i don’t
wanna get up what is the option so i just pissed myself
i was like i knew i had to pee
but my brain
that’s all my
brain was like that’s all well and good
but you you can’t get up there’s no way you can get up
we need to stay in this spot yeah
so i got up and then i peed and then i thought
about like how
ridiculous it is that i even thought about that
so i’m sitting in this
bathroom you
know looking out this little
round window
at you know it’s turning dark now
and i’m seeing fucking street
lights and shit and i’m 30 000 feet up and i’m fucking
flying dude i’m gone
i am a wash
in a river of information and it’s flowing by so
quick i can’t grab any of it
and i have to
pay attention to what i’m doing because i’m on
white water
rapids and i’m
if i don’t pay attention i’m
gonna hit a rock
of consciousness that i might
never recover from
you know i’m saying
i gotta keep it together that’s how high i am
so i go back to my seat and i lie down
again back in the fetal position
after i’m done peeing and
the seats are
all staggered like they’re not in a straight line
you know it’s not like everybody’s head is at the same
place everybody’s feet are in the same
place well four
hours into the flight everybody
starts to go to sleep i’m
so high i can’t do
anything i’m just laying there just hoping this is just
going to eventually
come back to normal and i don’t have to
think like this for the rest of my life because i’m not
going to be able to
enjoy anything because i’m
going to overthink everything
and so as i’m
thinking this
i look over and i noticed that this
guy is sitting in
this one seat right here
and he’s this big fat guy and
right where his ass is
directly across the aisle
is melanie griffith’s head
it’s three feet away
it’s three feet away and this guy
is sleeping
okay and melanie griffith is
sleeping this guy
doesn’t even have a
blanket on okay and
i got my headphones on okay i’m listening to some
music i’m trying to writing on the computer
and this guy
opens his ass
i mean opens his ass on melanie griffith’s head
her head was
right across the aisle
it was only
three feet away
he just shit in her head
it was no blanket to contain the
blast radius
it was just she wake up dude she
didn’t say nothing no one said nothing there’s no way
she didn’t know what happened
there’s no way i don’t
know if she realizes this guy just shit in her head
because she was facing the
other direction
she was probably like oh my god someone’s disgusting
but she has no idea that really she just got shot upon
that is awesome
dude this guy
is not even wearing fucking a
blanket man
he’s just got his sweaty
dress slacks
and it’s just a
poorly maintained
lid to a biological
sewer that’s not very well
maintained either
and this guy probably had
all kinds of fucked up food and
you know just
burgers and
shit he’s fat man he’s got this big fat face
and he just
just fucking unloads it was horrible man
it was horrible
and you know
it was him because he’s the fat guy and this
no one gets
discriminated more than fat guys when somebody farted
you know black people get blamed when shit gets
stolen and chinese
people when they’re in a car accident they get blamed
nobody gets blamed more
than if somebody farted and there’s a fat guy
right that’s just immediately
even though we all know some very
skinny people that have some horrible fucking gas
it doesn’t matter
yeah the fat guys got to be worse
he shit right in mailing griffin’s head
did she move around no one moved he did though he
moved he adjusted
after he farted
he moved and adjusted i was like you
i saw him move so i knew he was conscious
while it all happened
but his back
was turned so he was pretending that nothing was real
he was turned into a seat so he was
facing a little wall
but he could just pretend nothing
but he had to
know he farted
on he opened
up on purpose dude he opened up he didn’t like
the feeling oh you
think this is like
a vengeance
no but it would be
funny if he did
imagine if they set it up this way
imagine if it was like the guy came out to
melanie griffith’s
agent it’s like i have
a billion dollars i made in the software industry
and i have but one wish
i want to fart
on melanie griffith i have a and he had this idea and
they were like well you know
first of all we’re gonna
you know even to
bring it to melanie’s desk
we’re gonna need to talk numbers
this guy’s like
five million dollars only to pay five million dollars
to fart in melanie griffiths
face it’s the role of her lifetime and so no no no
they had to figure out how are we
gonna do this okay melanie is not gonna
agree to just
let you fart in her face man
this is just this is not
gonna work this way
what we need to do is get you guys both on an airplane
that’s the only way you’re
gonna be about
three feet from her head i mean you can’t be farting
right on her head
but you’re gonna be
three feet away and we’ll
seat it so that your ass lines up with her face
and you get the fart on
take it from there
maybe her agent
did the whole thing
he’s taking all the money
he said all up
maybe it’s always for this guy’s wish
maybe she has a
super sophisticated enemy
and that’s all he’s been doing her whole life is paying
guys to fart
i farted on an old woman at starbucks a couple weeks
did you it was one of the
greatest things ever she was right behind you totally
right behind me
it was one of those where i was just
gonna do a little quick i thought was gonna be a
quiet nice one but it just was like
super super loud and
powerful oh my god it was loud yeah it was
super loud and powerful and very embarrassing and i
remember looking
at her i kind of like looked back like 10
seconds later just kind of
did a little look back to see what was
going on and
she did not seem like mad she looked kind of concerned
like almost like me with
was that me oh
no her face
looks so confused to exactly what i thought it was
gonna that’s
awful she thought she shit herself
that must be the
worst feeling ever when you’re incontinent
just walking around your body
doesn’t contain its
bowels anymore and your
urine leaks out and like ugh
yeah it’s pretty
gross when these things
start melting down man
you know it’s
funny how kids don’t give a shit if you
watch them pee
you don’t feel bad
about peeing and pooping and
everything like that
it’s not like there’s no
shame in it
and so my daughter is
learning how to
potty train
so she’s getting out of the diaper stage
but occasionally she just makes a mistake
and so she’s
sitting in her high
chair and she has to pee
she thinks about it
while she was some kind of piss
like an incredible amount of pee
is dripping
off the high
chair it’s on the ground
and she’s like what happened she was i peed
you know it’s
not bothering i go
why didn’t you tell me you have to go
she was i forgot
like oh okay but isn’t that
that’s the basis of freudian
psychology is the way your
parents handle
you’re shitting yourself exactly
so i go oh okay
i go old next time that happens
maybe we should
make sure before you go in the high
chair you use the potty
she’s like okay probably
she says shit like that
that’s us yeah
john come middle no yeah
yeah and there’s a lot of
maybes yeah
maybe like maybe we can get ice cream
you know i was like
it’s a lot of like have you trying to
steer the conversation a certain way
yeah very manipulative of it too that’s awesome
have you taken the
i’m sitting on my toilet
photo for her
so she can use it in her facebook in 15 years
no i’m not gonna
allow her to have facebook wait how many terabytes
let me ask how many
terabytes of
of kids sitting on toilets are on facebook like two
two or three that’s such a it’s
so cute that’s the
thing that kills
single people
i have one people that have
babies in a
month i have one of me holding glamour
magazine sitting on the toilet
naked really
glamour magazine
is there any more overused premise than the
woman’s magazine
do they have a
story left to tell
i mean is there a new sex
trick to keeping your man
how to keep europe the passion in
the bedroom
i mean who has exhausted a genre more
than like cosmo muscle
no but men’s
magazines always have a new way to get a six pack
that’s true
every third men’s
magazine or second men
every other
month it’s like
new way to obtain the six pack of a marine
yeah there’s something very
homoerotic about
those bodybuilding magazines
there’s something very homoerotic
about the admiration of a man’s physique
you know look at this guy
motherfuckers get the best thighs
yeah you know something but look at the striations
in the ass and then the
lower back with the christmas tree in the
lower back the
striations are incredible
i mean he did
still a tremendous
job striation
tremendous job in
you know you
cutting the
water out so you
could really
see the muscle i mean it’s a very beautiful beautiful
sculpture he made his body into
why not just go suck his dick buddy
you know what i’m saying like there’s something
weird about it but
on the other hand it’s like i recognize your
desire to have an insane
body like why not go do it if that’s what you’re into
and you get
ooze and ottas out of it and people
think you’re special because of it i totally get it but
there’s a difference between wanting to have an insane
body and then like talking
about a christmas tree on someone’s back a term i
never heard in my life
well there was a dude who
used to be a huge bodybuilding fan this is back when i
lived in boston he was one of my students
when i was teaching martial
arts he was a huge bodybuilding fan but he was fat
i never understood it
the dude was like seriously fat
and i was like well i
guess he was
really fat at one
point then he got into bodybuilding
and then he
started slowly losing
weight because he wanted to have a physique like that
so but he never lost
any weight i just like was just a fat guy i always talk
about bible you see the latest thing and
lee haney’s incredible or
i don’t know who
those though
you know i think it was
who was it the who’s the mr
olympia back in that day i really have no idea
but this but
he was and i was like
how come you know i mean are
you into bodybuilding like do you bodybuild yourself
and he’s like well i did you know
i lift a little weights i lift i just try to keep in
shape i’m just i just admire what they do
i don’t like whoa
okay there’s something
weird about that
something weird
about you fixating on
other dudes
bodies you’re a fan
of what they’re doing to
their bodies
but you don’t even do anything to your own
like you just like to stare at
their improvement
like wow look
at his back
that is a hilarious character
his backs incredible yeah it is hilarious character
right like a guy who’s not gay at all
but he’s just like
super into like
really really into men’s body development like
you go to his office and it’s just got like framed
pictures of muscular guys and he’s just like i respect
their work yeah come here let
me show you something joe look at that christmas tree
that’s a terrible term
i’ve never heard that yeah they called it the
lower back yeah yeah
this guy this guy told me the christmas tree this guy
back one of my students was like
she’s got that christmas tree in his
lower back yeah
christmas tree
a lot of presents
under that tree i’m
gonna put a little bit of snow on that tree
frosty the snowman
where’s that present under the tree yeah
it always has to go to some gay place falls
yeah we are very immature
very very you know what
i gotta say got a little immature with farting on
melanie griffith’s head
is that where i went wrong yeah
you blame me
it really happened man
no but what i like what i like is
it was preceded
by it looks like you are like on the verge of like
figuring out one of the biggest
things ever and you
ended up in a catatonic state
and got to see one of the funniest
things of all time yeah no shit
right that’s a very
funny moment to get to witness i mean
that maybe only happened once
yep people aren’t
always farting on melanie griffith’s head it’s probably
more likely that you’re being abducted by an alien
than you get yourself into a position
where you could fart on melanie griffith’s head yeah
operation viper
yeah you saw the
final phase of operation
viper would you rather
fart on melanie griffin’s head or angela lansbury
i wouldn’t want to fart on either one of
their heads oh
angela all the way
why why would you want to
fart on angela
because i’d make her wear a little bit of makeup not
the blood dude
fart on people’s heads
brian that’s just rude fuck that girl
who is angela lansbury
murder she wrote
where you have a problem i
just wanna see
your face pucker up
what is it that we want to see like little old
ladies kicking ass
could you imagine if angela lansbury like
would beat dudes up occasionally
like they try to get her
from calling 911 on the
phone she kicks
him in the balls and he carries it back well no
i mean that
could be that has
him like if there was like
a female seniors
mma whoa that
would make a lot of
money oh my god
could you imagine
old ladies old
ladies beating the fuck out of each
other and occasionally they would die
bravely in the ring
like she died for our freedom
they would show
gross just the sound of hips breaking
every three fights acl’s just snapping like carrots
dentures throw wild haymaker in their foot falls off
oh god that would be so sad to watch
just concerned grandchildren weeping in the
stands isn’t there a
video online i didn’t
watch it but somebody put it up two old
ladies got into a fight
somebody throw up on twitter i know you folks know
know what it is it was on the rogan board
i’m pretty sure i didn’t watch it
but i saw the opening
frame and it was like one
old lady was down and the other old lady was up
and i was like i don’t need to
see anymore
i need to see these old
ladies beating the shit out of each other have you ever
seen old lady porn like really old lady porn
yes and that’s very disturbing cause that one old
lady this one
old lady i showed it looked like she was like
maybe alzheimer’s like they
found her like
she didn’t seem like she
knew what was
going on oh
jesus it was really bad there’s a dark one i
watched the
first one i ever
watched was
ron jeremy he was like the
first one to do it i think
and it was him banging this really old lady
and she was like oh it’s so lovely it feels so good no
and i was watching
it and she was just like this wretched
old creature i was like
my god you know
the pussies look fine kind of
still though like they look like
they don’t look as old as
their faces really i
think it’s i
think it’s a
charitable don’t you
think it’s a charitable
thing to do though
the face is getting lit up by sunlight all the time
you have to realize how bad that is for you
people don’t realize how bad it is for you
until you look at the rest of your body
how much is your face deteriorating
like there’s much more
wrinkles in my face and any
other part of my body
it’s cause my face is in sun all the time
sun’s coming
off your windshield you’re out there in the sun
the aging process is
accelerated by the sun for sure huh
you know like your armpits and
everything when your armpits get wrinkled
your face is jacked as fuck you know
when your armpits
start giving out you know and all that shit
starts to sag a wrinkle
that means your face looks like ass son
you know these poor old ladies man
these poor old
ladies that’s a dark moment for a woman you know
especially a really super attractive
woman who’s kind of banked her personal self esteem
on being attractive that’s got to be the
worst feeling in the world man
yeah you mean the feeling of
universal justice
crushing in on you
justice as a justice
because anytime
you are an idolater anytime you base your
thou shalt not
build a house
upon sand don’t
structure your whole life
and it’s an easy
thing to do
and you know
i get it and i
understand how easy it
would be to slip into
depending on your looks and all that
stuff but it’s like
if you were really intelligent you
would have developed some facet
of yourself that wasn’t
based on that
yeah yeah i know what you mean yeah i
guess but it’s that’s easy to say most people live
their lives without a rule book or a guidebook
and they really don’t know what the fuck they’re doing
there’s a lot of good people that wind up in shit lives
cause they just
never were told how to live
and they made a
series of mistakes
and they fell into the wave of the momentum
those mistakes and
i hear they
are fucked fucked by circumstance being born in
a fucked up neighborhood to some fucked up parents and
fucked up friends
i prefer to believe though that
and i think this is where we
definitely differ in opinion
cause i really
believe that no matter what life situation you’re in
you can get out of that into a better
place i can if you go to jail
you can if you do something dumb when you’re
young even in
jail i think that this
there is even in jail there are ways that you can
master certain techniques
of getting out of it there’s yes there’s always true
but you will not be you
you will not be surrounded by those
those techniques
you will not
you will you’ll have to seek them out it’s
gonna take a very rare effort
to really rise
and eliminate
yourself from the horrible reality of your conditions
surroundings violent people
all the different shit
that they’re doing in there the gangs all the bullshit
you’re not gonna involve it’s more difficult
but it’s like i just think is
it’s almost impossible man you
it’s mean people do it
and they get through it and they become better people
for it and they learn
while they’re in there and they really
truly reflect on
their life and
reflect on their mistakes but
much more likely they get sucked into the
system but there’s a
great book by victor franco called man
search for meaning
which is written by a
psychologist who is in auschwitz
and was observing the way people were
reacting with
having their
humanity ripped away from them
their clothes
ripped off being naked
covered in lice
randomly getting killed and
he like found an entire
style of therapy
based on his theory of why some people in
these situations
survived some even
flourished in these situations as far as being
kind to people around them and why some people died
in the essence of his
theory is that
uh that within
the human being if you can find something to live for
just something whatever it is
then that will take you through any situation
it’ll get you to the other side of any situation so it
this book yeah
changed my life
it’s one of my favorite books it’s fucking incredible
and one thing that he says in there
which is really awesome as he talks
about how he was
being on a forced work
march and he was really weak and
he was on a forced work
march and he fell down and one of the soldiers
cause he fell down came and just
started beating him
beating him with his fucking
rifle get up get up get up and he um
he had seen this soldier kill people
with this technique just beat him to
death with a
rifle cause they
wouldn’t get up
and he thought if i don’t get up i’m gonna die
and he thought well you know
why should i not die this is i’m probably
gonna die anyway
why not just let this be the moment that i die
and all of a
sudden he imagined himself giving a speech
where he was talking
about this experience
and using this
experience to try to
transform the
world in a positive way
to show people that
no matter how fucking horrible the situation is
you can find a way out of it mentally
to give you
the strength and the will to keep pushing forward
and he got up and he survived and he became like a very
famous psychologist
and a philosopher
so what was
that guy’s name again
victor franco
and the book is man’s
search for meaning and it’s a brutal
book it’s really fucking intense the description of the
death camp and stuff but
it’s awesome
and his therapy was called logos therapy
psychotherapy wow
i mean what is the
search for meaning the
search for meaning is
to try to find a reason to stay alive
and then if you do
try to find a reason to stay
alive and succeed
and you do look forward
to life and put positive energy into it something is
going to come out
but is that a meaning
is that meaning you know man
search for meaning is that a correct
is there really a meaning to everyone and
if we look at the way the world is
going look at the direction that
human beings
are headed into
with the pollution of the
world with this
crazy nuclear arms race
thing trying to keep
iran from developing nukes and israel’s gotham and all
these people go
if you look at
the overpopulation if you look at the economic crisis
the crisis of
government look at all this
crazy shit that’s
going like what
we’re preserving what
like what are we doing
we’re moving it towards what direction
you know like
what are we trying to save
what is what is good
about all this
well i mean the
thing is like
the ego tries to create a lofty reason
so you know i’m saying like
search for meaning no
you live and you die you live
under these circumstances of
this slow toxification of
the earth and you die
and man search for meaning
okay well you’re
searching for meaning
while all this shit is happening right
well yeah you know
i know exactly what you’re saying and i
think he’s dealing with that very
issue and he
what he says what
he says that
he would ask
his clients or the people who came to see him he’s like
why don’t you kill yourself
what’s the reason
that you’re not killing yourself
why are you
deciding to stay
alive in the
world have you
explored that
have you ever
asked yourself
what’s getting me out of bed
what’s the reason behind this and it
doesn’t have to be some lofty
thing it doesn’t have to be
i’m staying
alive to cause i
wanna you know i
wanna become president and
bring peace to the
world it can be some very simple thing
it can be your kids
it can be art
it can be cause you like
video games it
doesn’t have to be some lofty fucking
thing even though
to me some of
those ideas would
it was very difficult for me to swallow it but
it’s finding that
connection to the world
you know it’s finding that
right but what is that all about
what is the meaning of all of it i mean that’s the
thing man search
for meaning that there’s some sort of a meaning to
everything and i
think it’s an individual
it’s like what you said when you have these
each individual has their own
particular meaning
and if they don’t hit that frequency
and they don’t find that path then they won’t be happy
well think of it man like you know like
the times that i’ve this
sounds really
stupid so go
ahead and make fun of me for it but like
i have a really amazing
girlfriend i have a really fucking cool chihuahua
i fucking love
those entities right now
there have been times in my life where i haven’t had
things like that you know where i haven’t
had those connections
right and i’ve noticed i tend to be more
self destructive in those
states right you know what i mean like i
agree it’s it’s like we
louis ck has this
really funny joke about how like
if you don’t have a kid
you know he’s like i can’t die
there are people i have to feed they’re
things that i have to take care of you know they’re
like it adds this whole other
so it’s like finding that thing
in your life
you know it
doesn’t have
to be an interpersonal relationship it can be
other things but it’s like
the idea is find that
thing and that
thing will be the thing that
steers your ship through this
turbulent right and
then but taking a step further
what is this purpose
this reason to stay
alive this reason to find this thing
this reason to do your job and
stake your position here and have your
influence here
what is it what is it
about choosing the correct frequency
to you whatever it is for you whether
it’s pursuing a
career as a professional bowler
or a carpenter
or a doctor
or a writer whatever the fuck it is for you
what is it about that pull
what is really happening
is fulfilling your own personal desires and interest
is that really just a part of a gigantic equation
and then everybody
is working and everybody has a certain part and
it’s not stated it’s not written in
stone there’s some room some wiggle room
to go this way and that way
but in order to
truly be happy
your instincts your emotions all these
things are guiding you towards a certain direction
and that certain
direction might be a part
of some huge pattern that is impossible to see you
would have to get so high
above the human
race you have to separate yourself from your history
and your ideas
about humans
in order to see it all together in
order to see
all the fucking
different things that are happening all over the
world all together simultaneously
consider the impact of the
human race as a
whole it seems like that because that’s why there’s
trash men that’s why there’s
like these jobs
you’re like why are people actually doing that that’s
crazy you know it seems like that is
makes a complete
sense that way that’s cool
we don’t like to
think that it makes
sense because we like to
think that we all
have our own personal choice and we all have our own
identity and we all have our own
path that we can choose through this life and
you can change and you can become a different person
and i agree with all that i’m not saying that
it’s 100 everything that you do is set in stone
but it seems to me
that there is without a
doubt there’s a push towards a certain direction
and it might not be very
exact it might
not be everyone gets pushed towards a certain direction
but your instincts are to
breed to settle down to procreate to
possess the coolest material possessions to
show off for the
joneses to be
successful at what you do
what are all
those things doing well all
those things they’re all pushing innovation
they’re all pushing the creation of new technology
they’re all pushing
the invention of new
crazy fucking
super things yep
it’s almost like
we don’t even realize we are infected by a parasite
the parasite is
technology we’re slowly giving
birth to it over a period of a couple of decades
until it gets to a
point where it can take care of itself
and what we’re doing is we’re
carrying it inside of our bodies
we’re leaving it
in our houses
everywhere we look we’re connected to it
and it is life form
it is a life form yeah
we just don’t recognize it as
a life form because we’re looking for something like us
we’re looking for something that has cells and
gives blood
and has blood pumping through it
but if you look at like my old shitty
i have an old shitty
mac laptop it’s big and fat like a fucking like a bible
you know and it
cranks open it’s like
it’s all rickety
and shit the
screen looks
like dog shit yeah it’s only a few years old
man it’s like 10 years old
right you know that’s that’s that’s insane
you know in 10 years this
thing has evolved like
it’s like comparing a monkey
and comparing a person
but that shit took millions of years
this laptop into
a macbook pro
that only took 10
that 10 years
this big fat
stupid brick
and now this
thing’s awesome
what is that 15 years 16 years
that’s some
crazy shit and and the
thing that it
evolved into is
using itself as a to uh
to make itself
smaller like
you’re using each
subsequent evolution as
accelerating the next phase yeah
it’s really cool man
yeah it’s fascinating man it
might be a life form
like literally
literally technology
might be something that we just
we don’t consider it a life form
because we need to consider life forms as being similar
to us in some way
you can kill it
it bleeds it eats its shits
that’s the only way we see it
we don’t see this
thing that we’re making
we’re literally creating its brain
yeah but if you are
watching from afar
you’d be like oh yeah
those creatures are
innovating some sort of
i don’t know sure if you were an
alien intelligence without a doubt
right that’s immediately what you
would say that’s
terrence mckenna
what he says is we are extruding
psychic objects into the material universe that’s what
human beings do
and if you look at
the cities it’s like
coral extrusions of matter coming
from our minds like
coral reefs and this
is all moving towards the invention of some
super tool yes yeah
yeah this is moving towards the invention of some new
connection to the universe some new
you know we
might be giving birth
to some organism some
technological organism something that can replicate
something that
is sentient it’s
aware of itself and can make decisions
and alters its environment and chooses to
replicate itself in a more advanced way
and then that one chooses to replicate itself
in a more advanced
way and like
literally within a year they
could go through 10 000 years of fucking
evolution i mean
they can produce incredible results
if you really get to the
point of you see how
quickly technology
and computers have
evolved as compared to biology
if they’re both life forms it’s not even closest to
which one’s
going to win
the technology one’s
going they’re
going to develop wormholes and portals and we’ll
just be growing webbed feet because we live near water
you know what i mean that
shit will take a million years before people can hold
their breath past
five minutes
there’s one
tribe in new zealand that can hold
their breath
for seven minutes this is an
evolutionary advantage
you know when they talk about
eskimos have an
evolutionary advantage
where they could be outside
in freezing
weather and
their hands don’t get cold like ours do when
your hands would get
frostbite you’d be fucked and you
might even lose your fingers
they can actually be fine
you know it’s because
their body has
adapted to that environment but that shit takes
you know when that started
okay they didn’t even have writing
okay yeah and the way that that happens joe is by
according to
hardcore evolutionists it’s
random mutation
it’s not even as though the necessity
caused the thing that
happened as though like
you through the will of
necessity that you need to survive in the cold longer
suddenly you get that
it’s a mutation
that happens to some
lucky eskimo
and because he has that mutation
he’s a little bit
more advanced and he reproduces more and passes that
mutation on and that’s how it gets into the gene line
not from intentionality so it’s even more random
than necessity
it’s just you know when the moth
accidentally mutates into the same
color of the tree
that moth is
gonna survive more
cause the birds can’t see it
and that moth
is it accidental though
that’s that’s the
big question that’s the question
random mutations
being accidental is a very controversial subject yes
it’s a very controversial theory i don’t
think so theory because
a lot of people believe that
things just like
mckenna had this idea that everything
brian why do you keep doing that because we have
three minutes till
we have to split up the
so what just
keep doing it you’re
going seven five
please i’m just letting you know because we’ll have to
split this into two podcasts just it
doesn’t matter i don’t give a fuck
i don’t give a fuck
about tupac yes
what were we talking about
we’re talking
about whether
evolution is some
random mutation or whether through the
need of the organism itself somehow this
begins to mutate
well the idea that
mckenna thanks the
mckenna had this idea that everything
naturally moves towards
infinite complex
the idea what was the
exact wording
his idea was that everything moves towards complexity
like everything from the big bang till today
from single celled organisms to
multi celled organisms from
everything that
exists in the whole universe has like
an ethic it has like
a rule and that
rule moves towards more and more complex
things and that
what it is is that
these animals recognize they’re being spotted
and somehow
or another by them getting jacked over and over again
the universal consciousness recognizes this is unfair
this is kind of a
tricky situation
these things are
stupid and they
stand out we have to figure
out a way to hide them to keep them in the situation
and so what
they do is they impart some sort of an ability to
blend in with
their environment
like chameleons or like
octopus can
you know that it’s just some sort of a universal
intelligence that recognizes there’s an imbalance
we need this
octopus but
they’re too easy to eat
they’re getting jacked left and
right let’s
figure out a way to keep them around a little bit more
and so they adjust their
superpowers you know what i’m saying
yeah and i find that so i mean the
other alternative that just at some
point on octopuses like wait a
minute i can turn any
color in the
world well and even the idea of
random mutation
maybe that is how it goes and
maybe the whole
thing is programmed by radiation and
maybe random mutations are really what
causes evolution
maybe that’s the tool that it uses
right in order
to move towards complexity it’s moving towards the same
thing every time
so to call it just
random mutations it’s not like it seems to be
these random mutations are always good
they’re always an advanced version
they’re not i
think they don’t
succeed yes they don’t succeed
so even though it is yes it’s very simple they are
random mutations but
look where it’s
going it’s always
going towards more and more complex things
you know it’s fascinating
shit man when you really think
about the idea that
we’re moving
towards something
and no one’s
recognizing it and it’s all happening all the time
and everything you do
every day in your life is really just pushing this
thing along in a program towards some
predetermined goal
right yeah the
thing that you consider to be
whatever it is
it really is part of a bigger
picture and that’s a very
optimistic way to look at it and i like that
way of looking at it because the alternative is nealism
whew that’s it folks
that’s the end
that’s the mind fuck
that’s the mind fuck of life is this all just a pattern
are there patterns upon patterns are there infinite
possibilities for these patterns is every single
second a choice that you make that pushes you into
a parallel universe of a very close distinction but
but different was it evolution that farted
on her head melanie griffith said was it
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