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yeah baby michael
shivelo a meeting of the minds
ladies and gentlemen
to mix martial arts
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sponsored by the way by the flashlight
as always now they
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they can’t say avatar but you know what you’re fucking
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these are like they’ve got in
tokyo they’re
called tengas over there they’re huge sellers at don
coyote stores
which for us
mixed martial arts fans don
coyote is also the
major sponsor of sengoku
really so therefore what
is don coyote
it’s a store
no it’s a store
where you can buy
everything from fashion
to food to fucking
sex shit like this and they sell these
things called tenga
it’s similar to this but a bit
smaller because the japanese have really
small cocks
sorry it’s all
about japanese fans but you do rude
how rude and yeah the guys buy these
things tenders and they rip the
leaves off in it
well this is
this is the only
sponsor i have for the show well i’ve
counted a couple
other ones but
you know in the
mp3 versions but this
this company
was sponsored by a guy whose wife was pregnant and
he couldn’t fuck her obviously
so he invented something that
came up with something to fuck
and now he’s rich
it’s like his own personal like they came up with all
these patents for what makes it feel the most like a
pussy it’s really fantastic
shit like if you feel it i
feel you fucking
stuck your cock in there no i didn’t i
wouldn’t do that to you promise me i
have the one the
fucking schlongery have not done that i
would not do that to you
i would only give you a
clean one oh you spit and
two fingered it oh i feel dirty damn
yeah it’s pretty pretty cool nice
man well you know what i like the most
about it though that there’s been a
bunch of controversy
about it i think my him people have called
me dude when he was doing the he wasn’t here
he just got this i just got this last week
may have touched one i
might give them one
i’ll give you one if you want i got some
extra that’s
right i got my
girlfriend here when she
goes shazam
on the road then
i know what you’re
saying man it’s
everything lonely times brother
lonely times on the road cantalobes in the microwave
you know i only discovered like
12 months ago that
the japanese toilets all have
a chute water into your ass
right so i haven’t
wiped my ass in
japan for the last 10
months because it
shoots water in your ass and
cleans your ass out but that’s
really the way to do it it’s a way to go and it
warms the seat
warms and the seat tilts from side to side but
if you shift back
a little bit more
it goes from your ass and
shoots onto your balls
so the japanese toilets can fondle your balls
while you’re lonely
nights on the road and
get your balls fondled and
get the moisturizer
out so that’s what you do
fulham are both
senseless man
so i prepare for
fight commentary
how do you prepare do you prepare
to like sit down with
you know almost
everything there is to know
about all these guys that are
fighting i mean you’re
the one of the
things that
i appreciate
about you is just like me like if you
weren’t doing this you
would still be
watching it just as much
still man lucky i’m a fan you know
yeah that’s what he’s over here tonight so we’re
gonna watch
strike for us
we’re buddies we met in edmonton
and we hung out in australia
and now he’s over my
house and we’re
gonna watch the
fight tonight yeah
yeah i kinda like
the man i just
the only thing i
like to do before i come
inside is i just like listening to
music man oh my
god listening to music
i don’t talk very much like i’m
last night last year we
drove to dynamite
which from the
hotel to go to saitama in
tokyo is like a 50
minute drive
and in the cab
was like me and irene and one of our producers
and i said to both of them go you two talk to each
other cause i’m put
these headphones on and just i
don’t talk to anyone
wow but he just
fired up huh
just fire like to be in a good
state of mind
just a good
state of mind
but dude i play some cheesy ass songs
like seriously if you saw the ten songs i
play before i go on here
there’s cheesy ass like
what what do you got dude i got
everything from
the theme from joe
esposito theme from karate
kid you’re the best around right
you know that one
so like the theme from fuckin grease
like songs from the
musical grease
really yeah
weird shit it’s not
about and that
gets you excited for real i like the hand drive
the grease hand
drive song really
do the hand
drive baby that one
right i’m like
i’m about to go on air and compensate k1 and
dream i’m like hand
drive that would
drive me crazy nah
man fucking
great one man’s poison
yeah you know yeah
yeah i fucking love it that’s it
i just you know i make
sure i’m well prepared i do all my research and all
that sort of shit but i know most of the guys anyway
i like some bad music
what do you like i like some country
music that’s terrible
really yeah i
could have been a cowboy
you know you know that song
i like that song
i like some dumb toby
keith style country music
i like good country music i like like hank williams jr
i like that matt hughes song country boy can’t survive
oh yeah fucking love that song
that’s a goddamn i
do like r and b man but now
cheats me you know what everyone is too gangsta
r and bs at the end of the day
some guys on the same
i’m a fuck your mom a puppet cap these
motherfuckers i like
pancake gangster
and r and b
you sing yeah you’re a singer for a living
do you know what
would have happened
to me if i told my dad when i was six years old
daddy i want to be a singer
he would have fucking
get out on the
street well they
don’t like to
think of themselves as being that that’s a feminine
thing so they overcompensate
they sing for a fucking but
rapping’s not singing
right rapping is sort of
rapping is just fast talking to music
shit talk yeah
this shit talks like i hate everybody
like a rhythm to it yeah it is kind of like
musical but
yeah but i like old
r amp b like i love marvin gaye
like that motherfucker just had a
voice man but i don’t like the new
stuff because i don’t believe them it’s
you know i’m saying
like our kelly
i love our kelly
because it’s funny man
because it’s so
ridiculous any
god likes you
and she would
burn my motherfucking clothes
he sings that i mean the shit that he sings is like
a ghetto conversation
and he just puts it to song i
appreciate that but you know
every second word is i know it’s like a bad word
the taboo word is like nigga
you know we don’t have that in australia
you don’t call anyone that there’s not
many black people in australia
but every so that word doesn’t even exist
no it wouldn’t say it really no
so it’s like americans calling someone an a bow
a bow right
aboriginal aboriginal
right see a bow is
about it doesn’t exist over here you call
someone hey you fucking a bow and i go yeah
fuck all black on american a bow he goes right
right what’s that how come
a nigger is gonna kill me but if you call an
aborigine anabo it’s the same thing as calling them and
they’ll pull petrol on you and set you on fire whoa
but i don’t understand but that’s just a short
version of aborigine
yo you gotta turn that shit off son dismiss
alarm i don’t know why it sounded like
five in the afternoon it’s time to get
your balls falling by the toilet you got that shit on a
clock you sick fuck
but you’re right it’s an abbreviation it’s like
if you’re jewish and i say you’re jew
nothing wrong with that
right aboriginal abo
yeah italian i tie
there’s nothing
wrong with that
man once i smell
australian aussie yeah what’s
wrong with that but a bows
have been called a
bow i made a
statement once
saying the japs have created some insane shit
and this guy goes do you know how
racist that
you just said that i’m like what
we’re talking
about nsxs we’re talking
about engineering like japanese race car engineering
like they’ve invented some
incredible shit
their cars are so reliable
and so i said
the japs have invented some incredible shit
this guy’s like do you know
racist that is like dude i had this argument
last year with someone because
i called someone a jack back home and it’s like it’s
it’s like the
world war ii
alliance thing that it’s
racist to call jap
and i’ve gone
past that i’ve been
working around japanese
people for years and i’m sure i’ve called them jap to
their face and they don’t mind
and my mate’s like dude it’s so fuckin
racist it’s just
wrong you can’t say jap
blah blah blah
so i went to
japan and i
asked my producer
i said dude if i call you a jap
are you offended he goes no it’s
short for japanese
i got no offence yeah you don’t fucking stop
thinking pearl harbor and
you know you
a bombs on hiroshima
and people thought the nips was far too effective but
yeah that’s how
the japanese say
japan they don’t say japan
they say nippon
some people are retarded man
it’s a strange
thing where people
don’t want to step on people’s toes over nonsense
like an abbreviation of a name is bad
in australia intent
is the only
thing that’s back
intent all and
how do you feel like you say
these japs are fucking badass they make some cool shit
or do you say
these japs these little tiny
cock yellow
motherfuckers coming over here to fuck all the
white women and take all the land and you
start getting
angry well then japs is a bad
thing but it’s
the intent behind it that’s bad it’s an abbrevy
fucking nation man
it’s a pretty
fucking nation so
people are always looking for
a reason to be pissed off people are so pissed off just
about life itself
about traffic and bullshit
and bills and the constant not me at
work everybody has a fuckin
opinion this day man why can’t some people just shut
the fuck up
like the fuckin
cocksuckers i read on the internet sometimes it’s like
what qualifies you to have a fuckin opinion that i
should pay attention for
are you sitting behind your website
fuckin getting paid to put your opinion on there
no well even the ones
who are there’s a lot of websites out there that are
there’s a lot of bloggers in my opinion that
aren’t nearly
as good as some of the commentary guys who post on like
mixed martial arts com
there’s some
fucking intelligent guys that i’ve been reading
their post for years and
i know that if there’s a post
about anything like serious
well this guy if he posts something
about it this is
gonna be an interesting opinion i want to read this
but how many writers can you say that
about how many
mma writers
very few well i
think there’s more talented people on forums now the
other thing with
mma rod is is
they are blinded to anything outside of the ufc
and i love the ufc
because i’m a fucking huge mma fan
josh grosses
josh pretty
oh rush one of
the rare ones a few that aren’t but a lot of them are
blinded to anything that is not
ufc they might
be scared yeah they
might be scared
they’re scared they’re
gonna be yanked
their credentials from dana
you know fucking
careful with dana
dana was a play
i know it’s creepy
but a lot of them don’t even know anything
about martial arts bro you
could not sit down and have
a conversation and really out
martial arts with them
it’s you know
dana is so competitive
that he does have this environment where
he feels like they
should pay attention to ufc first
and then if they don’t
he’s not very
happy with that
you know i would say
yours is the one
it’s the promotion it is the one you’re gonna
pay attention wise
first and foremost
that attitude in the
pushing it like that is the reason why this fucking
sports is gigantic
the reason why it’s
going australia exactly he’s not lazy
all right he’s
taking on all
fronts you know
so it’s tough for
journalists you know in that
sense you know
but there are some fucking talented guys out there
like josh gross is a talented journalist
you know and he’s honest about shit
sometimes he’s a little
sometimes guys get like critical
about dudes abilities and characters
and they try to say something bitchy
because if someone puts in a bad performance
they’ll just they feel like you know it’s
their job to be critical and to be
shit you better
better to fucking
right about
i did the k one show
let’s say he’s a
perfect piece
of you what do you say
about like a crow cop and a mere
fight when crow cop and mere
fight man there’s not a lot of positive
things to say
the positive
thing to say is the end of the
fight of course
frank mere landed a perfect knee and put crow cop
away and then
finished them
you know jumped all over him
so that’s a good
thing to say but for
everything up before that what
could a writer say
you know so they just
start going off about
just the worst
possible shit that they
could think of
what’s wrong with
frank meer and how
he’s got this attitude and crow cops
should hang it up and they’ll just write
the most bitter fucked up shit
you know i think that the
human drama is far more compelling the real
drama of that
fight you know
it’s like that was a strange
fight man the
thing with that
fight though is
i liked each
other or something
milko came out and he said even if i lose i’m not
gonna get cut from ufc
so when i read that i’m like i don’t
wanna fucking see this did he
say that he
came out and said one of the websites like miriko
says even if i lose i can’t get cut
well if that’s the case
i don’t wanna fucking watch that
fight man because
already i know that i’m not sure if you’ve got
that back of your head
i’m not sure if he really said that
these words were
maybe misconstrued
very could be
taken out of context
if you lose this
fight do you
think you’ll be kicked out of the
ufc i hope not
merco says he won’t be kicked out of the
ufc if he loses his
fight you know it’s
journalism sometimes is that bad yeah it’s misconstrued
it’ll be exactly and then
the wrong way i supposedly said i was
like i didn’t say it like that you know you’re missing
that has been the big difference bro
between commentating
outside of america
and then recently coming on to the american scene
it’s like you get
people that sit there and
watch the broadcast
and analyze
every fucking word
and pause and breath you take
and then dissect
it down to the new
creative line it’s bad and it’s negative but i also
think it’s good
for me personally it’s good i’ve
learned a lot from shitty people
online sing shitty things
because you know
worst case scenario
what can they attack you on is there any
validity in this
total piece of shit who’s saying terrible things
about you but do they have a point
and if they do have a point
then you can like
snatch victory from the all
their negative bullshit by
using whatever
and improving it in why if you use it positively
it acts as a
watchdog for your own abilities
and your own
appearances on a
total cunts though
i get personal freedom
out of like
reading the shittiest nastiest
things that like i know just some desperate
angry fuckhead says
and turning it into a positive
thing for me
like i have this little
game that i play with because it’s very difficult to do
i want to do like sullen
bob and jstar
like hunt the fuck is
i get mad when you read shit
about yourself to get mad
you get used to it man
you know it’s like
and i tend not to read a lot of it because it’s like
what am i gonna
do sit there and read it and go wow i’m so
super and fantastic
because people are giving you
these compliments
and then you read people that will bag you
why well it’s
good to know that people are
enjoying what you do it’s good to know
to know and to connect with them
and i saw you did that recently on the
you made a yeah
my first time on
the ground yeah
there’s plenty of cool
people in there i post on there all the time yes it’s
there’s plenty of cool people there there’s
gonna be douchebags
no matter what when you have anonymous
scream names
and people could say
anything they want whenever you have that situation is
gonna be douchebag
sure dog which has got some
great posts but also some lootishly fucking
ridiculous bullfuckers on there
and so many pro
fighters that i know and so many media guys
just won’t post
on sites like that anymore because of the reason that
people just attack and attack like fucking piranhas man
this a lot of hateful fucks out there i’m hateful
it’s but it’s a fascinating
thing man because
we’re finally getting to see that like
everyone gets to see that now yeah it used to be you
never got to see that of your star
you know stars i
think just 20 years ago were
were much more
likely to to be believing
their own bullshit yeah like
yeah man yeah man
yeah man back they never saw shit and if it got in a
magazine they approved it you know if they
got a newspaper
it had to be like big news like
roman polanski
type news to make it in the newspaper
now man they’re all up in your shit
everyday man
everything is just
taken apart and dissected twitter i’m getting used
to twitter when twitter is not big in australia dude
like two people in australia who
know about twitter
no one tweeted
everyone’s on fuckin facebook
oh no no one
tweeted in australia
some people are
still stuck on myspace well twitter and facebook online
are connected so if i said something on twitter it goes
to facebook it says it there too
dude i so don’t know
about technology
your house is like fucking nasa
in here man
shuttles and shit
like i’m a technology junkie dude
fascinated by
what’s going
on with technology and then
can you seriously live any higher up on a fucking
mountain or whatever you
hear man when i was living in
colorado i got a
nosebleed drawing up here man
dude this ain’t
shit this is
civilization compared to
where i was living
i was living
down i was living
eight miles
down a dirt road on the top of a mountain in boulder
man that’s why i like to live i like to live up and
above so that when like
waves of water or waves
either waves of
water or waves
of retards you see him coming up the hill i
just like being away i think
i’m very sensitive to people’s energy
and people’s
thoughts and
their lives and
their bullshit so i like to be as
when i sleep and when i’m at home
and when i’m riding when i’m by myself i like to be as
far away from people as possible i like man it’s cool
cause all the
houses here are different than all the same
and all the
guarded communities i’ve seen here in the
states cause we don’t have
guarded communities in oz
the houses look
all the same though and up here they’re all different
and on the guard gate there’s two
guards how’s this
two guards named ralph
at once on judy i read the on judy sign there’s
three of them
two of them
are named ralph
when you ever get
through ralph’s together and
maybe it’s a conspiracy
like there’s a rule man in the
world like those
coca cola inventors that had to be at
least 50 feet
apart from each
other at all times you know
it’s like you
never see two ralphs
in the coca
cola inventors had to be 50 feet
apart from each
other you never hear that
urban legend as a kid no
like the inventors
of coca cola or the inventors of kfc kentucky
fried chicken with the
secret recipe
that they carry around on them all the time
must at least be 50
feet apart of
one of them dies the
other so if
one of them dies from
the other one survives wow
could you imagine if a recipe was that valuable the kfc
secret living
herbs and spices
nothing will fuck up your kfc
appetite like
watching one of those peta
videos i love fucking children’s urban legends man
that’s what i told you about
about being a
black belt when the kids said to me in
grade five we’re talking about martial arts
and he’s like
you can’t be any more than a
third damn black belt
in australia or you’ve got to get out of the country
cause you’re then
lethal weapon
and have a license to kill
and i’m like
i believe that for years man
i would probably believe it too i
believe wow you just can’t get too deadly i guess
speaking about
urban legends
do you get the same ones that
we do here did you guys get the richard gear gerbil
rumor oh in the ass yes
i didn’t get that man
cause i we didn’t know what gerbils were
cause we call them
um i think it’s what we call guinea pig and no
we have guinea
pigs too guinea pigs are much bigger though
what’s a drill gerbil’s like a
rat it’s almost like yeah it’s like a mouse
now people genuinely stick
mice up there if you
look if you thought of it someone’s put it up their ass
that’s a fact
and i knew about this i didn’t want to know
about this but i knew
my buddy steve graham who
is a friend of
mine from back when i was like 15 years old and still
still good friends
he’s a doctor and he did his residency
in miami and
he got to see
everything oh dude my students
tell me about
gunshot wounds and
every day they’d be pulling some new
thing out of dude’s
asses doctor
nicolet back in melbourne so doctor friend of mine
great doctor to go to dinner with
cause he’ll tell you our stories for hours
right he has
people to a working dildo the dildo was
still on in a guy’s
colon it was lodged
it went so far fucking
up his inside
and he had to milk it
out of the guy’s fucking
colon and shoot it out of his ass and the dildo was
still on some
other guy went there and had a fucking brim a fish
up his ass a brim
a fucking brim up his ass
the thing that
shocked my friend the most was glass
he said a lot of them have
glass up their ass they’ll
stick bottles and
jars and the jars
breaking oh no the
freakiest one what dr nick
told me was
it wasn’t about
us was two gay guys that came to see him no one gay
guy came to see him and he had problem with his cock
his cock out of this person
shit coming out of it
so dr nick’s had a look at his cock you know he’s gone
i just don’t
know what i’m seeing here dude it’s like what have
what have you been doing
would the reason for this be
so the gay guy
proceeded to tell him he thought well this
might be the reason what him and his gay
lover were doing
that were getting
thin pieces of pipe thin
pieces of piping like this
thing right
long pipes he would
stick it into his urethra
and then connect the
other end to his gay
lovers urethra
and then they
would piss back
and forth they
would piss between
their cocks
so he was pissing into his
lover’s cock
and then his
lover pissing back into his cock
and he’s going to the doctor saying doc
my cocks will fucking
pass over it why
and doctor nick’s like why the fuck do you
think you were sharing
urine with another
human being you
dirty with a
metal through your dick
it’s probably the
metal rod through the dick that fucked him up more
than the piss he seemed back and forth this piss is
basically sterile oh and what was the other
oh the other
story he told me
about this fat
chick that came in one day like mega fat like
you know what’s eating gilbert
grape that fucking big fat chicken five hundred
pounds that’s huge
what do you guys use kilos use kilos kilos it
should be like
two hundred and eighty kilos
two hundred i
can bono size five hundred pounds
sounds better though
yeah five hundred
pounds that’s like your kazoo size
helos are just too big
so let’s listen
to this fucking gargantuan
behemoth comes in
right and she came in
and she’d stuck her tampon
too far up her pussy
so she asked dr
nick to get it out so he had to get like
the fucking
pliers the tongs
and go in this girl’s fucking cavern
right but she got through all the fat in her thighs
and pulled out her tampon
she came back the next
month with the very same problem
and she was coming back for four
months in a row
with the same problem
sticking her tampon
too far per cunt
to be able to pull it out
so eventually dr nick realized that when he was
cause he’d never looked her in the face
cause you don’t look her
in the face when you’re pulling shit out of her tampon
this time he had he had an inkling
so i was like
he’s sticking tongues up her pussy
and because this girl’s a fucking
animal a fucking beached
whale no one’s ever
gonna touch her veg right
clit’s probably
never been touched
since she was born
so that felt good
so for her he’s
going inside she’s like
oh yeah like that oh my god and he realized
he’s realized that should be
tampons up her
pussy so that he’ll go get him
so who’d go fucking fish in there
and get the tampons
see for a girl like that there
should be a place
where you go
where guys are just finger you
i’m all for that you know when i talk
about being for prostitution
i’m all for i’m for dudes doing it too i’m for
dudes eating girls pussies and
fingering them
it gets me that bro i
never understood what the big deal is
about getting a hand job
you get a massage
girl though
it’s way more of a big deal
for a girl what i’m saying for girls is
that would be a
sweet spot for them like a
store where they
could just anger
and there’s like a hole
in the wall and hands
just go through and just that way
you don’t have
to go out with some dude just because you need
you can just fucking
you know you’d be all right when
you can get
it when you really want it get into a relationship
nice clean sterilized hand
a little bit of clitoral
stimulation during your
lunch break
garlic takes ten minutes
listerine kills all the germs every time
you’re done back to a high
powered afternoon in the office yeah i mean
come on let that guy eat your box and just finger by
you you feel so much better
so we all know what
you’re doing
when he retires from
ufc commentary
no so we have the
world’s first
chain of self fingering sello
we need more progress in this
world before the
world’s ready to accept my ideas sir
true you know what i’m saying finger bang
stations the hole in the wall
where guys can just go and
stick their junk in a fucking glory hole
and get tossed off by some
chick on the
other side of the hole
yeah what i suggested was there will be so
much frustration it
would be like a pew
like one of
those things where you
do confession what are those
professional is that what it’s called
and i go inside the professionals they kneel on a pew
okay yeah so you’re in this little
phone book type
phone booth type situation
and you have a monitor in
front of you you can
watch some porn
yep and she just
sticks her hand
through a hole in the wall oh even better you can even
watch the monitor
of the girl on the
other side mmm
jerking you off
yeah but what if she’s
gross like you
shouldn’t even have to be good looking this way
that’s true
i’ll just do is just be good at jerking dudes off look
at this that way you don’t have to see her franchise
coming you know
house of hand
watch watch
how hand jobs
you don’t even get to see what’s happening
below your waist
yeah that’s a
trained professional
after ten minutes you’re
right the tensions
gone the stress is gone
and you just ready for
free for the
day we can’t handle that shit here in america
yeah we’re a
bunch of pussies yeah
we don’t want it we don’t want it
we want people to
be repressed we want people to just be non sexual and
we want people to be a
slave to whatever relationship they’re in
to you americans are
super paranoid man yeah if i
was what if i
was living here and
watching your news
every night i
would fucking be scared to look at my
in the united
states of america you are
right now in
the balls of the dick that’s fucking the world
all right this
is a crazy ass
place to live
it is fucked man
it’s fucked
everyone is paranoid
there’s too
many people here
analyzes fast
stuff far too much
it’s crazy man
you watch fox news
that’s the worst
that’s from by an aussie rippin murdock
yeah yeah it’s
fucked up nice
i watch fox news just go what the fuck are you doing
talking about it is too much
everyone is i mean it’s and you know it’s a
self fulfilling prophecy too
like they they they
literally manifest
their own war
against the
liberals and
it wasn’t fox news it was that
whole thing
about when bush was
voted in for the first time
and fox news
did something
about the voting polls
you know when bush big gore
and gore was actually the guy that won it but bush
got in and fox news had
something to do with the way that they told voters that
bush had already won
but some votes somewhere hadn’t been done
or counted i
don’t fucking know how it works here in america but
nobody knows how it works
david he wrote something
about it man
david he wrote something
about in one of his books
you know what i love i love when one
when a politicians gets busted for something
sexual anything devian anything
sexual fox always
makes them a democrat
they do it’s a long running joke
it’s a long running joke but if there’s some guy
he gets caught
you know fucking his babysitter
something like that it’s a bam
dee vermont
you know it’s
always even if the guys are republican they always
write them down as a democrat if
you’re a politician
that the sexual
stuff you get caught for
should just be the most dirtiest fuckin
disgusting depraved shit
ever i mean you’re
gonna go down as a politician
go down fucking
in flames man
with some deprived shit do you remember that dc
madam do you know that story
there’s a dc
madam who is running some
chain in washington dc
and she you know had all
these high powered
senators and congressmen all
these people on her on her
on her list of you know john’s
and she was
gonna release it
and there was some fucking
crazy attention she gave you know
press conferences and the whole deal
and then she committed suicide
oh just conveniently committed suicide and
no one said a fucking thing
no one said a thing
no one was like wait a
minute hold on
wait a minute
you’re telling me that this woman
right now getting more attention than ever possibly
set to make a million dollars
she’s deciding to hang herself
oh she hung herself
cause i could just
picture like
easy i don’t know
every politician
a book like
forty of them just cock slapping her at once we
could google what
what they did to her or what what she supposedly did
definitely got cock they killed her ass dude yeah
they killed her ass
my favorite one was there was a
story about one of the enron
who committed suicide by
shooting himself in the head twice
i’m not kidding man
i’m not kidding he shot himself in the head
twice i wish i
could remember the
all the full
details the
story but that’s
the corners report was that he shot himself
which i guess is possible you
could shoot yourself in the head and
fucked up and
you’re still
alive but you’re your jack
fight club stop it
and you know the
other is that
they didn’t fight
yeah remember
ed norton’s character like
blew off half his face
and yeah i got
bored with that
movie once i
found out he was two different guys yeah it was like
i was like wait a
minute what
you just making it now yeah
so this guy wasn’t even real
wait a minute what the fuck did i
watch then dude
would you rather
watch that or piranha
piranha was pretty drunk
the cock out of its mouth
dude right it was gross
fuck but if you’re in the
mood for a dumbass
when the chick got her
face ripped off in the motor propeller
it was cool that was nasty
man it was totally ridiculous though
i mean the most
ridiculous movie ever insane fucking i liked
jerry o’connell’s girls gone wild oh awesome
right that was pretty cool yeah
that’s like i mean if there’s anybody can
root for getting
dickie it’s
ariel cunnel i still like him from
stand by me
no not him you know i’m saying a girl’s gone wild guy
oh girls come on
yeah yeah yeah you know i’m saying
he played the character
i was watching
hd net the other night
and i got some
dirty shit of hd that man
i didn’t see
it wild yeah
and i was watching
that girls kind of wild guy like hanging out with
those girls i’m like
that would be the
saddest thing
ever if that was your
daughter if your
daughter was hanging
around with that dude you’re like oh shit are you
watching this you see what’s going on
this guy really
can you imagine a dad and
watching it yeah
but he’s even
creepier to me than hefner
there’s something
super creepy
about that see i’ve
admit hefner i
would love to get the playboy mansion that man
i’ve been there
it’s not that big a deal it’s just a
house in the hills it’s like dated
you know i mean i
guess it’s like
retro but the grotto has like this old
circuit box this old
phone i mean it’s a dope
house it’s a beautiful
piece of land and
everything i’m not saying it’s not
i’m just saying
when you get there you’re like oh well this is just
kind of a cool
house in the hills
it’s just one of
those things
where everybody likes to put parties
there and so that’s what they kind of sell it as
the strike force
to right strike
force has done it
i’ve been to
i had one a few weeks ago that was
kickboxing and boxing yeah
cause andrew
simon from h
then it went
well in that way it’s kind of a cool
place to go
you know to go see something there yeah it’s
kind of a cool but i’ve been to parties there before
i guess they get
crazy that’s what
dude tomorrow i go to new york for the
first time yeah
i’ve never been to new york
all the times i’ve been here to the us i’ve
never been to
new york so tomorrow we go to new york the
death star five
nights man would you
drive up the west side highway
and you just see the
enormity of the city as it
starts to rise in
front of you you’ll
play star wars
music for real
really ask ask if you
could drive in on the west side highway
if that’s possible
and ask you know if you
could play the star wars
music awesome and just don’t
the first time i drove there from boston
i couldn’t fucking believe how big it was
right the first time i was in the city
i went twice i went once
for a karate
tournament in madison
square garden
nineteen eighty two or something like that
you fought in
it yeah so you can say you fought at the garden
yeah there was like a
karate tournament there yeah
yeah and then there was i
think it might have been i don’t know
if it was there’s like two parts of the garden just a
smaller part
in the bigger part i don’t know you know how much they
how much space they had i was
young i barely remember it
but when i came back to do as a
stand up i was you know
know much more
aware of what was
going on and when i drove up
i drove up the west on highway and saw it for the
first time i remember
going god damn
how fucking big is this like why did they keep
building here have you been to
tokyo no you
haven’t been yet
you’re gonna come with me to k1 and when you see tokyo
it is fucking insane it’s like that
sochi can drive for 40 minutes
or an hour and it’s
still built up skyscrapers they
never fuckin end
you look out your window and all the way to the fuckin
horizon all you see
is concrete
it is fucking it the
tokyo is insane is
that is it bigger than new york
i think it’s bigger land wise
there’s more people there’s 30 million people in
13 million of the fuckers
in tokyo man
and still nobody jaywalks can you imagine
you’ve got shibuya
crossing the busiest
crossing in the world
and fucking thousands upon thousands of people
but in japan no one jaywalks
i’ve been walking to
breakfast at four
o’clock in the morning when i’m jet lagged four four
thirty in the morning there’s not a car in sight
for fucking
miles and i’ll be
standing next to a businessman and he
still will not jaywalk
even at 4 30 in the morning we’ll wait
for the little man to turn green
why is that
they’re fucking
weird like zombies over there
everything is regimented
on the streets
no one screams
no one swears
no one beeps
their horns
there’s no graffiti
everyone smiles to each
other everyone is
courteous to each other
it is like a fucking mind boggling overly polite
utopia if you’re into that sort of thing
if you could
speak english it’d be
it’d be amazing
if they spoke english
it isn’t insane
the culture
is insane at the
fight shows you’ve seen the
fight you hear a
pin drop yeah
you can hear a pin drop
sixty thousand people
forty five thousand of dynamite last year
we used to do eighty thousand for k one eighty thousand
sixty thousand were in osaka
and still they
appreciate moves and get golf clap
you know you
get a fucking golf clap it’s an amazing
culture amanda
the tokyo experience i want
you to come with me one day in your fucking life well i
would love to to go see k1 i’ve always want to see
k1 grand prix
live i’ve always want to see that yeah it’s
gotta be i’m a big fan
of it and that’s one of the reasons why i love hd net
fights you know it’s like fuck
you know finally
you know mayhem and i were talking
about it when we did
inside mma i saw that
you may have
not cuban on that it was great
we were talking
about how it used to be if you wanted to
watch k1 you had to get
these fucking grainy vhs tapes or
get some shit off the internet
but now you can
watch it in high def you know
it’s fucking
awesome scary
witching some of the
people don’t know how
exciting that is who
don’t know k1 you have no
idea but you know because most of
what people like in the ufc
is striking that’s what the average person like
striking like
people boo and
shit goes to the ground happens all the time
for those people that are just like they just want to
watch some violence
what the fuck is more violent than k1
and who the fuck is more violent than alistar
ovary man fucking
scary yeah somebody in
cracked crack com
wrote that he looks like
he was genetically engineered to fuck your girlfriend
i’m pretty sure it was
crack com i hope i’m crediting the
right people oh man
that’s exactly what he looks like dude he’s fucking
freak which leads me to the question now
cause when we spoke
last time on the
voice verses
the whole rage then was phaidor
versus brock and we
spoke a lot
about fatal
versus brock yeah
and you know
after fatal losing a verdsum that fights
lost its luster completely
yeah so now everyone is like
over in versus brock
yeah what do you
think over i want to see over
in versus fade or two
i want to see that
alice wants that
fight badly
like he is all over we did the
voice versus
alistair over him we shot it in
korea and man he
really wants to
fight fight you know what here’s the
thing with alstar
over him you got to fucking take him down
there’s all that talk of
standing there’s all out the window now
it used to be the guys could
stand without
alstar like chuck
stood with him for a bit
chuck actually shot in for a takedown with him
you know the problem with
alstar was always that he was trying to make 205
yeah that was always the problem yeah
and he wasn’t
dedicated like he is now but once that
motherfucker went up to
heavyweight and
started getting
dedicated he’s
he’s scary as fuck the
thing is like last weekend
he knocked out ben edwards
ben’s an aussie
and i’ve been commentating him for like 16 years
tough fucker though
right tough
fucker very
tough guy alistair
dropped him
three times but three
clean shots and the
thing is that
usually alistair
would get away
with a lot because of his strength and his size alone
but now his technique is just
superb man and
you know he was
training in thailand for like
three weeks at the golden
glory gym in thailand
doing proper muay thai
training though the thai
train is there helping them out
and you can
tell that he’s just lifted his game to another fuckin
level dude he’s
spooky right now oh
spooky his stand up is
spooky yeah
you know i love the fact that he goes
back and forth though i love the fact that he goes into
mma and to respect
a man back and forth probably
the only god doing it at that high
level no one else of course
at that highest
level for sure not even no question
there’s no one even that
compares the
level of k1 that he’s achieved and the
level of mma
i mean cause we’ve always had guys who say like oh
he’s a really good
striker and you know they are for mma
but alstar is a really good
striker for k1 exactly but who can adjust to
mma striking
which is very
impressive man
cause you know the distancing
the footwork is all
completely different from
mma striking
k1 striking so
to swing between them at the two highest
levels is this is an
incinertory dude when he put it to brett
rogers i was like
he threw it man he fucking
threw him it
was it was that
but it was before he
threw him he was fucking him up on his feet
yeah he hit brett
rogers with
he ducked under a
right hand and hit him with a leg kick
and then and then popped out of the way and you
could see the look on
rogers face he was like
there was a
roger was like what the fuck
am i doing here
it was a joke
it was like
oh shit like you know nobody ever kicked him
like that before dude to me it was just like you know
what i’ll just bend over you can fuck me in the ass
cause it’s gonna be less painful
than the beating you’re
about to put on
motherfucker dude
digs that shin
into that meat ba boom
and there was that yeah that look on
roger’s face like for a
second you saw this flash like
god damn he just got hit by
lightning fuck
alice is a freak
i’d be cleans up on the
that’s a big problem to me that there’s all
these organizations if there was just the ufc
we would know who is the best but alstar
would not have gotten to become alstar if it wasn’t for
fighting all
these other organizations you know
i mean there’s not enough
fights in the
ufc there’s not enough
you know there’s not
enough shows there’s only so many shows like we need
other organizations
but i just wish they
could fucking just
figure out a way to work it out
where they get to fight each
other just all come together as friends for one
night for one
night the problem
is and then
maybe you and i
could come and take together finally for once it
would have to
be one night
the problem is that
ufc is such a much
bigger name and they’re
worth so much more
money and it
would lend respectability to straightforward
which would
build up the enemy
you couldn’t really do it unfortunately
business wise fuck
but yeah i’m
rock you know brock is like
the perfect guy to like sell
as like a heavyweight
champion oh fucking no the fucking
skull you know what
worried me man
brock they think brock
fighting alistair
and the way that he turned on
those punches from karwin
oh my god what if yeah if that was alistair
and how about
those knees
no one’s got knees like alstar alstar
knees you into fucking porn
the one he fucked
fujita with on new
year’s eve moved to
gta into a mini coma
yeah he was out
for how long he was fucking out for 10 minutes at least
then they took him to
the hospital and he went in the mini coma at hospital
he was fucked
and lsd said to me
cause i said to him
dude do you ever feel
any remorse
for just fucking
smashing people’s faces and
brains with
those knees
and he goes yeah he goes fujita
he goes i actually felt really bad
after i did it
wow i’m like
what about to
share a man you almost killed that
fucker in the
grand prix i thought to
share it was dead
he’s like yeah to
share it was
harsh he goes but fujita
he actually
was troubled by it he felt really
sorry well i
think it was cause
fujita had already
been knocked out and been
stopped a few times and he was old it’s a legend and
i respected
the hell out of him
man that his body
clearly didn’t look the same anymore he didn’t
look like an athlete anymore i was just fucking violent
and you remember when he ford
james thompson in
dream yeah the
standing guillotine yeah
he just say the muscles and
he walked him back well he’s fucking what’s up with you
man he tab v
tour fucking
awesome who else is tab v
tour that with a guiting
you know all stars
nasty bro he’s
nasty he’s nasty
you know what brock lesnar
versus alistar
would be a dream
match but brock’s
gotta get past kane
velasquez dude
that is ripe for
i wouldn’t call it an
upset i was
gonna say is
right for an
upset but i don’t call it an
upset if cain
beats brock
because cain
has all the weapons
to be able to beat brock
cain might be the
motherfucker yeah
he might be the
motherfucker yeah
you know i think brock is a is
a handful for any man on the planet
he proved in that last
fight that he’s got
like a serious ability to overcome adversity and still
got it out and make it through he didn’t tap he didn’t
freak out he
covered himself up he protected himself
and he was getting bombed on by
other than him the biggest
strongest fucking guy in the division
you know he’s
definitely the best
puncher in the division and no one
punches as hard as carl and
carl he’s got
wrecking balls you
know he just
dropped bumps
he got through all that
made it through that first
round and then came out and won it immediately into the
second so he’s
he’s overcome adversity
believes in himself he’s a winner
that’s all well and good though
kane velasquez is a fucking
storm that you know here’s
something something that bob cook said they were
they were talking
about one of the
fights that
came to just fucking
i think was rothwell
just ran him over
you know and
he said well you know
the thing with
fighting kane is
you always think that you’re just
gonna ride out the storm
he goes but the
storm doesn’t end
that is what that guy does when the
storm doesn’t end it just
punches and kicks and punches and kicks
and fucking takedowns and
punches and kicks and punches kicks
and you’re like
where is this motherfucker getting all this cardio from
he does it all with
power man that’s the
scary thing it’s all fucking with power and he
doesn’t fade
yeah he doesn’t fade he comes out strong in the third
when he molested
check congo
and that’s what that match was that was a
three round molestation
i mean he took bombs bomb big shots on the jaw
knees buckle
almost goes down and then
three seconds
later he’s executed to take down his inside control
and he’s smashing them
you know i mean
that was just like that was overwhelming
man there was overwhelming what he did to that guy
he’s a motherfucker
dude i can’t wait for that i can’t wait to see
tito come back
you know i’m looking forward to that as well
but man brock
brock and colin
it’s gonna be nuts
sorry brock and kane
and then man i want to see alistair
versus brock one day
course you know i was
thinking i want to see a
star i mean i
would like to see
alice our clean out
strike force to
i would like i
think if alstar can
beat verdun that
would be a huge rematch i don’t
think there’s anyone in
strike force honestly that will touch him
well we’ll see
man verduum gets him on the ground i bet verduum
has a saying that i bet he
would try to tap
alstar i bet he
thinks he can
he did you know he’s capable
of doing it didn’t he do it before didn’t he tap
alstar he did like what
pride 2007 or
2005 he’s a different
guy man that’s true
but guess what
different verdoom too
verduum just getting off of that
victory over phaedor he
thinks he can tap any buzz
he’ll jump and fucking guard
you he’ll fly and
guard on you
just to try
to lock you up in his legs you know i was there that
night and its
strike force when fatal
tap that was surreal
shit dude watching that ring side
that was surreal i’m bad
i would have like
to have seen that one it
was sad it was crazy
why sad no big deal just got caught i
think it’s happy it’s
happy that we’re doing pulled it off
verduum’s a bad
for the doom man and he’s awesome but it
was sad to actually be present at the
one night where fader actually loses now
as opposed to
never have been present in any of his other
fights yeah nah it’s not sad though you were there
it’s no big deal you can
appreciate all the
other ones too yeah
you know i mean he’s
a special athlete he’s a very very interesting guy to a
very fascinating
personality but
the bottom line is the only way to get through a
guard like verdoom
is you got to
train with a guy like verdoom
if he was training with guys like verdoom we would hear
about it we
would hear oh
you know he just went down and he’s
you know spending
three weeks with minotaur
minotaro is
gonna work on his guard
yeah you know you don’t hear
about all that shit so he’s
basically working with
these guys that are pretty good they’re decent and he’s
got so much
confidence because he’s undefeated in 10 years
and he thinks he can just fall into verdun
guard you’ll be just
punch them in the face you
can’t do that with verdun
yeah it was a cattle
mistake man and i
could just last night
on another level yeah
you don’t appreciate
i’ve rolled with guys like for doom before
and not that
level but like jean jacques machado
he’s that level as far as international
and they just run through you i mean
just slap shit on you and if you
haven’t felt that
level if you’re not in there all the time
training with that
you can get overconfident
i bet anybody that phaidor
puts in his
guard or they get in
when phaidor gets in someone’s
guard in his camp
i bet he just runs through him
he postures up
breaks free
nobody probably taps him with triangles
but he slaps that shit on like like a fucking
octopus from hell
just like bitch you ain’t
going nowhere
fucking just attacks and adjusts and attacks and
every time fade or defends he gets deeper in the hole
the fight was held on for as long
as he could man
but when he
was like oh my god he’s fucking tapping
he’s gonna get his arm broken
his arms were
about to go
you know he’s a bad
motherfucker but he just made a mistake yeah
everybody needs to work
with the best guys it used to be that everybody was
you know you
could be able to have
like this little camp and it was just you and a couple
other guys that you
trained with but i don’t
think you can rock it like that anymore
i think the
levels just gotten too high
everyone’s got to
train with the
best guys well this is the reason why golden glory
in holland have so much
success in k1 and also
mixed martial arts because the best guys are there
not only and they’ll
fight each other and they’ll fight each
other and like semi
shot now so they’re
gonna fight each
other they’re
gonna fight each
other and they’ll go for broke
errol zimmerman
fought semi schlt
earlier this year and he went for
went for broke on
semi you know they’re both from the same gym
and when they spa together over in holland
their sparring sessions are as hard as k1 fights
they have like this day they call meet wednesday
and everyone on wednesday
just goes in the gym just beats the fuck out of each
other like a k1
style fight
and these guys are best mates asaki
will beat on zimmerman
the two best mates
would beat the fuck out of each other
smart you know
that’s how they
trained in holland
but that’s not only a golden
glory that’s at every
dutch gym it’s always been the
dutch style the
ties go hard
a completely opposite
the ties will go late into
barring the
ties will go
light inspiring
heavy on pad work
ties are always ferocious on
pads and on bags
but inspiring the
ties spa light
the dutch go
light on the bags and the pads
but they fucking cane each
other inspiring
that’s such a
dutch way of approaching
things it’s just a mate and then you got guys like
you know one of the sparring partners is ramon
deckers man
right i mean ramon
deckers maybe the
greatest moyed tie
fighter ever
and he’s golden glory
one of the head
trainers him and core
hammers and
just it’s an amazing
attackers you
know bad motherfucker dude
when it was deckers and rob carmen
with with rob cameron
i train around a
legend and he’s
elbows with
phenomenal yeah
everything about him his leg kicks
everything and he’s
super cool guy rob came is like the nicest
guy one of my mates
trains or used to
train with him costas
mandel or the actor
you know yeah i
know that guy is yeah i’m
gonna make cosy in new york he’s over there promoting
saw the new saw film that he’s got for
3d so it wouldn’t
catch up and
man he’s been friends with rob for years
dudes fucking badass to
train such a
great guy yeah
yeah a lot of holland people are nutty man holland’s a
crazy place huh
the red light
district and the red
light district
last time i was there was 2007
and you can just get weed in the coffee shop and i’ve
never been anyway
you it’s took us out for the night
peter likes to party
right took right
peter arts is
he’s a multiple time k one
three time k one
world champion
bad motherfucker bad
still in there sling 40
years old he
still qualifies for the
grand prix look fucking good man
credible man
this body was yoked looks like he’s obviously been
trained like a
insane but you know what
guy going man one of the nicest
human beings i’ve ever fucking met
super nice like
greets me with a hug all the time he’s always laughing
just you know he took us out in 2007 it was me ray cefo
and a few of
peter’s mates went to the red
light district
dude all the stories you’ve
heard about the red
light district
they’re true well
peter it’s it’s
smoking weed all day
peter wertz had a fucking case
of joints in his pocket that he
would rip out
and his best mate open the
third ever coffee
house in amsterdam
in like 1967
so he was like a
pioneer of weed in amsterdam
right don’t you
think people
would be surprised if they
found out how many high
level fighters
and mma guys
smoke weed ridiculous
it’s a big number you
go to the show there in amsterdam at amsterdam
arena and midway through
when they have intermission you go outside to the
smoke section
and it is just fucking weave
central like
moving through the
midst of all this
marijuana smoke it is
i’ve smoked weed with a lot of
ufc champions oh man
i believe it i fucking
believe it a lot of the k1 guys a lot of the mma
guys i know a lot of bad
like that weed
a lot of fucking nick diaz is not the only one
yeah nick diaz
had the greatest
quote of all time nick diaz is
fighting tonight we’re
gonna see it in half an hour
nick diaz had the
greatest quote of all time
he said i don’t
think pot is getting in the way of my
mma career i think mma
is getting in the way of my pots broken
i love it man
that’s a fucking great i
think fighting’s getting
in the way of my weeds
when you see that
video that diaz put on youtube after the
voice versus my him
he’s driving
he does that
video it’s like he puts the camera down and does this
i’m like how much fucking putt do you actually fucking
smoke man that was crazy
he has fan to the bone oh man him and his brother
i love those unbelievable man
those dudes are entertaining those are
together to get of amsterdam with those two in
my district
are you kidding me that
would be running through god damn
all the cafes
for all the fucking hookers in the windows
oh man we can
order anything over there we
might be the
first people to die from weed
maybe the first
we might fuck up the whole cars
do the weed is a menu
it’s like you go to a restaurant here you get a
giant menu there it’s a menu of weed
you’ve got like
i’d say about 30 variations to choose
from well we have that here it’s
crazy you know we have that in these medical
places i’ll take you to one
i’ll take you to one when we’re leaving here hell yeah
yeah you gotta go you
gotta see this cause it’s the craziest
thing ever you go can i get a cat plug johnny
drama did in ultras
i can’t sign yeah they got
lollipops soda
really yeah all kinds of candies cookies cakes
brownies do you need holland
yeah mushrooms and the just a big
chalkboard you can buy
it all man big chalkboard like one of those dry erase
boards filled with like different
strains and this is how much it is announced
as much as an eighth
amazing they have
50 60 varieties
everywhere all the time
like sativas very difficult
to grow there it’s like it’s harder to grow than indica
sativa sativas
like spaceweed yeah
well you go to the
place near my
house ten different varieties oh really that’s insane
different varieties of sativa
that’s crazy it’s hard
sativa and when you’re living in the east
coast where it’s illegal
hard as fuck to get a
good sativa you’ve got to know somebody who’s a grower
it’s willing to take a chance
to make a superior weed it’s like it
takes more time and so it cost more
money and the yield is
smaller dude when i
was in amsterdam i smoked a
vaporized bong
and it fucked me because
peter goes hey
thank you try this try this
it’s a bong and i hate smoking but i don’t
smoke much anyway
and i’ve smoked
bongs a couple of times but to me they feel
dirty right
right so you put this
thing to my
mouth and i’m like
computer i can’t see anything here
no effect nothing goes no no this do it again
peter i can’t fucking i don’t
think it’s lit nothing about
oh fuck almost like what the fuck was
that it comes out it’s miss
right you couldn’t say it it’s invisible
for people who don’t know what a vapor is
does is it heats the thc
to a point where it
doesn’t burn the plant material
but it burns off the thc and makes a
vapor out of it invisible
you cannot see it well
you can sort of see it i didn’t know i was breathing
exhaling any
smoke nothing you
sort of see it but it looks like not much
it doesn’t like you get used to like see
smoke a joint
take a deep breath
blow it out there’s a big
cloud in front of you this is not a big cloud i was
expecting big cloud i was like fucking i wanted her
it’s a pure sensation too it was
crazy man it was like
crazy there’s something in the burning of the
plant too i wonder if that has a psychoactive effect
like i wonder if there’s a psychoactive
effect from the actual burning of the leaves
like maybe together
those things like
maybe it calms you a bit or something
because there’s like hundreds of different
do you think there’s
leaves do you think there are
leaves out there though
on shit out there that no one has thought to
smoke that is yet to be discovered as smokeable
do you think like
there’s like mud or dirt out there that someone could
maybe roll into a fuckin
piece of paper and smoke it
and no one’s like smoked that mud
or that fucking seashell
or that fucking a sea
urchin that you can
smoke it there’s
gonna be shit out there that no one had discovered
you could smoke yet
for sure plants
i mean if you look at the amazon
wasn’t marijuana
discovered like we discovered from goats eating it
really like fucking
in ancient days goats were eating it and then goats
were swaying in the paddocks
so the farmers are like hmm
the goats eat this strange looking
weird and they stumble in paddock
we must try to eat it
where the hell do you hear that
that’s what one of my friends was telling
it might be another aussie
urban legend but i
heard it was goats discovered weed
yeah that doesn’t even make
sense the goats
would hi on
i don’t fucking know man you telling me there’s ten
different types
of ceviches
whatever it’s even
ceviche ceviche
that’s fish
that’s fish cooked with lime
all i know is when i did that
vaporized bong
twenty minutes
later i was in a
place called banana bar
and some fucking
dirty hooker was
shooting these
giant dildos out of her
pussy and hitting me in the chest
and i would keep
backing up five paces
and she was
shooting these
giant dildos like
thick fucking
things out of her
pussy and hitting me always
smack on the
chest oh my god and then another one
would come over
and she had like a textile like
a marker yeah
she goes what’s your name i go michael
so she had a postcard
and she sticks the marker in her pussy
hovers over the postcard
and dude with
perfect penmanship
in perfect fucking cursive writing
right she writes to michael
love banana bar
like oh my god on
the fucking
postcard from her pussy
perfect penmanship how does the postcard stay in place
i’ve still got it at home i don’t have to stay in
place i don’t know
she had her toes
as i heal her heel
because she squatted over it so what
holds the postcard
as her pussy
does this and
writes perfectly to michael love
banana bar it was fucking
incredible night man i wonder what made
them come up with that i wonder if they’re wondering
we need something new for this business we
are not getting enough people in here no but i wonder
if this is a type of shit the girls do at
slumber parties when they’re young
yeah they’re a little bit
drunk or maybe it’s
time like hey let’s
stick a fucking pin in our pussy
and try and
write our names
maybe maybe yeah if
you’re hanging out with a
bunch of freaks
how do you discover this
talent i wanted to go to that girl and go
how did you know at what
age do you know you can
write with your pussy
in perfect cursive
if i had a guess i
would i would
guess it do it
something whatever the equation was involved a dude and
money that’s how
a pen got up your pussy
well how do you
shoot john to
that or you did a
favor for him but it’s a douche do that
did he left you in a hotel room and all he stuck was a
pussy a penny a ladder with your pussy
when i when i look at it i know that it’s your
pussy that wrote that come on
all right i can’t even
write with my pussy i’ve seen some you can
write with your pussy
then what about the girls on macau
have you ever been to macau
what is macau
macau’s like a 45 minute
boat ride from hong kong it’s between
china and hong kong
it’s a tiny casino island
yeah it’s like the vegas of asia it’s a
crazy madhouse casino
island it’s fucking insane
but i’ve seen some dirty ass sex shows in macau
with this one chick had the darts
the darts in her pussy
and there were balloons up on the ceiling and with
pinpoint fuckin sniper precision
she would lean back fire a dart
pop the balloons one after the other jesus
christ another chick had
razor blades
right strung together
and she reaches into her vag
and pulls out
this line of razor blades one after the
other and you’re
thinking oh
that’s bullshit that it’s made of plastic or something
then she grabs the razor
blades and to show one of the ones that came out of her
pussy gets a
piece of paper
slices a piece of paper
i’m like that’s fucking sick yeah you know
that’s funny that you just brought that up because
there was a conversation we had on here last week
about the hookers in vietnam
whether or not they really did put
razor blades up the
pussy i’ve seen it
i have seen it well you see a
razor blade
razor blades come out of the
pussy so they easily
could have done that to gi’s like
stuck a razor
blade in there and then the guy fucks them and it cuts
their dick in half
man one of my
mates in australia fingered a girl on a club once and
he went to finger her and he felt scabs inside her
pussy oh my
she had scans in her
pussy oh my god
i know i was like
he said a lot of you
shake my hand like
fucking touching that hand put a fucking
glove on oh my
scabs in her
pussy are you
stick it in your box
honey yeah exactly
right there’s some evil shit
going on down there
girls say the guys balls look disgusting and
wrinkled and shit
but man i don’t
some girls sometimes need to get a mirror and
stand over it and look down and see how fucked up
their vegs look
some girls got some fucked up pussies happening man
really the ones that the big flappy fucking lot on the
fucking lips
like that you get a like
i like dude
i like that man
i’ve seen ones that fucking hang
down like that man it’s like
what the fuck
the trippiest
thing ever is when you look at female bodybuilders and
you see the little dicks that they’re growing the clit
because of the
roids cause i used to edit
a bodybuilding
magazine back in the day so i used to
interview a lot of female
and their clit
comes like that like a
small dick but
they are i never
i never fucked any bodybuilders before i was told
being in the industry
is like they are the horniest fucking cunts out there
female bodybuilsters
right and because all you need to do is
touch their big
penis clitoris
and i basically have an orgasm like
insanely sexually
sexually excited
creatures all the time
get sometimes the doctor a doctor will put a
woman on testosterone for something like we’ve got
some sort of an ailment you know
usually they got skin disease
when they’re young
the girls will go on
on on steroids on
it’s a shame because one of my friends
she’s a photographer back home and when she was
young i’ve seen
photos of her
she was a beautiful beautiful young girl
but then she
started to develop
skin problems and bad acne that was something hormonal
and she had to go on steroids to get rid of it and then
now she’s fucking fucked up ugly like bad the poor
thing she’s fucked up she looks like a man
our nickname for her behind her back is unimar
she looks like a fucking animal wow but yeah she used
to be beautiful
she was hot when she was young
and then unfortunately how young
uh you know when
she was fucking
eight nine years old
what the fuck hot
cute kid what the fuck is
wrong with you know
well there are some girls though that
start out really pretty and something some
monkey wrench
goes along the way and then the
the design of the universe decides to take it back
right you’re not hot anymore
right i’ve seen that happen
girls were really
pretty when they were like thirteen or fourteen
and then you
graduate high
school and you run into when they’re like
twenty two twenty
three and you’re like what happened
i saw the girl that i used to fantasize over in high
school lisa
right and she was
like dude the girl that everyone wanted to fuck in high
school she was the it girl
she was like
the one and
and i recently
chatted to another
friend of mine on facebook that was at the girls
school that was sister
school to our
school back then
and i was talking
about this lisa
girl i’m like wonder what lisa’s doing now or if she’s
still hot she goes oh
i saw lisa recently she’s got
three kids and i’ve got a
photo of her do you
wanna see it i’m like
yeah bring it on
dude she was fucking disgusting
i’m like no way that’s lisa my friends
like that’s what your it girl looks like now do you
think that she does the same
thing every time she
watches k one
that’s michael shivaro
i’m so glad i didn’t fuck him
cause that’s a telltale
once we age
grace for you
look at that cocksucker
i’m so glad
you know what the
thing is man i weighed myself this morning yeah
are you happy with the results i was
cause i’ve lost a lot of weight recently
since we lost
probably this year i’ve lost about 11 kilos
what’s that
24 pounds yeah about 24 pounds
and like i haven’t been this
had this least weight
since like high
school so back then i was fucking huge man
like a lot bigger than i am now
a lot lot bigger that’s awesome yeah
kevin james has lost like almost 50 pounds
dude i love kevin
james he’s a
great guy you know irene had no idea who he was
really before we came here
today we’re watching king of queens was on tv she’s
laughing your ass off
and i go hey you know he’s really good mates with joe
she goes joe rogan
i go yeah joe knows him really well he’s like in a
movie of years and their
managements the same they’re really
close mates
and she goes oh who is he
it’s kevin james
she probably just never saw the sitcom
just yet but even in so many
movies too now
the sitcom was in australia as well but
she just doesn’t know sometimes you don’t know
sometimes someone will talk to me
about some singer
like oh my god bubba buzz playing here i’m like bubba
buzz really good
man i think bubble buzz playing in new york next week
you know what i’m saying
yeah someone
over and you’ll be like what are you talking
about who is
this and then you find out they’ve sold like
50 million albums all over the
world i didn’t know who
justin bieber was
yeah everyone’s got justin bieber justin
bieber like
who the fuck is this justin bieber
and then i fuck yeah and then i
heard the song on the
radio i’m like
doing this one in the
clothing store wherever i was
and i’m like to irene
i go who is this you guys is this justin bieber i go
this is the fucking little kid that everyone’s talking
about why am i dancing
dude i’m watching a
video and he gets hit in the head with a bottle
somebody throws a
water bottle and hits him in the head and then people
think it’s funny
and everybody’s like
passing it back and forth on facebook i’m like listen
you’re looking at a little
vulnerable 12 year old kid who
probably some
grown cunt has tried
all the fucking
water i mean who’s rolling
water bottle that’s a little boy
little fuck
he’s fucked
but for this
crazy charge at a young age
his development will be forever
secure but i already saw in the bookshop
the biography
of justin bieber
the kids like 14 how much of a biography can you write
what have you done
has he even fucking got a head job yet
what if it was awesome has he
been shaved what if we
just start talking
about chicks he fucks
just makes the justin bieber
pussy diary
he’s like 15
just able to secure a real
solid boner for the
first time in my life
i think i’ll just
use it pubic haired
photographs it and put
it in the center of the book and the poor kid he’s very
small yeah very
small and very
small for like 14 like he’s
gonna be a tiny man a little fuck you know
but they the girls
right now are just like confused like
well he’s up there and he’s singing and
i think i wanna fuck him or something
and dude the
scary thing is that
this scared me the
other day irene’s telling me
about her little cousin her
little cousin
she’s 12 years old and she’s in love with justin bieber
and so she says to irene
justin bieber is a friend of mine on facebook
right and irene’s like okay
thinking it’s a
group or whatever that she likes justin bieber
she goes oh yeah
and justin and i talk
every other
night and he’s a really nice guy
and i’m gonna irene
do you realise that some dude
posing as justin bieber on facebook
who your twelve year old
niece or cousin is
accepted as a friend
that is talking to her and buttering up a
twelve year old
every night
like fuckin
stalkers out there pedophile
who would disguise themselves as justin
bieber talking to 12 year old aussie girls on facebook
it could just
it could just be 12 year old boys
i thought you were
gonna say it
could just be justin bieber
no what could be justin bieber who knows he’s fucking
twelve it could just be
twelve year old boys
get on facebook
i go on twitter i do it all the time you know anybody
could be doing
it hit me i know there’s a lot of like you know
like aston kutcher really does it he really goes who’s
yeah justin bieber’s not out there
twitter and chicks
but i don’t
think that he’s
tweeting a 12 year old girl in melbourne
maybe he is
maybe maybe try to set it up maybe
hook up for
any guys for a down
under two i’ll probably be back in
about 24 months by then i’ll be all blowed up
maybe fun when you leave
i’m saying i mean i have it going on
baby come to america the carnal
age is only 15
in australia you
gotta wait another couple
of years how old you have to be in australia no no
you can fuck at 16
but you can only fuck someone who is
under 18 oh
you can’t be over 18 and fuck a 16 year old
that’s smart
yeah that’s good move yeah that’s that’s you can
stop 16 year olds from fucking
sorry come on
but you guys have a more
relaxed attitude towards a lot of
things over there yeah it’s much more relaxed
when you got out of high
school let me ask
you this because this is the big
thing in america’s
you know america
well i grew up in newton massachusetts and newton was
a you know a lot of
successful people
lived there
know a lot of people who were like
you know doctors and lawyers and they were very
into their kids academic careers and like you know it
was like it was a
school where
was like it was a very good
school like really
highly rated
and everybody was
super ambitious
to get out there and to go to college and to get
things done
when you guys
graduated do you feel like this
enormous pressure
to go make something
of your life no not really the college
system that you have in the
states doesn’t
exist in australia
what is how do you guys do it
so we go high
school right
then after high
school go to university
but we don’t have frets we don’t live on
campus and we don’t move into
state to go to
university in fact
in america wherever i go no one is ever from the
state where i meet them
it’s like you’re from
massachusetts or boston
we’re originally
from massachusetts yeah
okay so you’re from massachusetts you live in in
california right everyone is from a different
state to where they were born
whereas in australia
everyone pretty much remains wherever you’re born
really you grow up you’re born in melbourne
you grow up in melbourne you work in melbourne
have a family in melbourne went to
university melbourne you’ll die in melbourne
no one ever goes to much the
university’s interstate and moves around everyone is
pretty much
where they’re from
and there’s not really that that feel of i’ve
gotta go out and conquer the
world and become a politician or
change the world in any way it’s like
fuck it i finished high
school i’m gonna
relax it’s not even so much go out and conquer the
world is don’t be a fuckin loser
there’s a lot of pressure
go out and you know get a fucking job let’s go get
no the problem
is in australia because
our economy is really good at the moment yours is
now is really good ours really
strong against
against the us dollar
but the thing
in australia
the doll is that
easy to get
the doll is easy to get by
so you can be a bludger and just
claim the doll
every two doll
meaning welfare oh doll meaning welfare
yeah and it’s decent the dolls
i know people that live solely off the doll
really that’s it
how much you get
maybe a fortnight
man you know
for tonight what are you oh sorry
double stills kid
fortnite you don’t have
that word in america
beer motherfucker
fortnite fortnite is too loud
maybe if i’m
my chicks watching the
tutors and i’m trying to get some
pussy of fortnite
you might get
like two hundred and
might i fuck you
in fortnite
fuck you in a fortnite
in the ass darling yes
maybe two hundred bucks
every two weeks two hundred and
twenty bucks
every two weeks
highly livable
you can live
off that yeah i
guess if you had
to and that’s for doing nothing that’s
nothing for what we call in australia a dull bludger
wow yeah and there’s a lot of
those a lot of
dull bludger does that keep everybody calm so
there’s always something even if you’re a fucking loser
you always have something you don’t have to rob and
steal and yeah do you know is
there an argument for that
is there an argument for the
idiots are always
gonna be idiots
losers are always
gonna be losers
just if you give a little bit
money you know who cares this is this way at
least they have something you
hope that they’re invested back into the economy
but no it’s usually invested well
unless you in your
yeah drug dealer were
purchasing the alcohol
but it’s far too easy this
is too many
is that a strategy though
that you know like let’s let people be fucking
losers and just take care of them
and then there’ll be less crime
does that make
sense yeah i
can ask him
i don’t know i
don’t think
i don’t think it’s a strategy the dole didn’t come in
until like 1975
when it was a life
you don’t have it then if people are forced to catch up
right people are forced to
pay their own way and you know yeah
and the bad
thing is though i know a guy who’s on the doll
and he will not get off his
ass to get a job he will not even go for job interviews
he claims that he’s got some
disability or whatever
which he hasn’t
and it’s like
dude my fucking
taxes that i work hard for my
money and i’ve got to give
money to the government pay fucking taxes
then go in your pocket to pay you to
drink alcohol i sit at home all day but i
would rather
give my tax
money to losers and
drunks and idiots
and people with no ambition whatsoever than to war
i would rather
oh look i don’t
you know saying my
money goes to war
and there’s nothing i
could say i’d rather put the fucking
losers to work man
it’s like you know what you want the doll
you’re gonna fucking go and work in this
plant you’re
gonna work in this factory you’re
gonna fucking
send these mails out you’re
gonna do shit
you’re gonna go volunteer in
fucking hospitals that’s a
great idea you know
or in canteen
or somewhere
where they need
you and volunteer your time and your services
and be qualified for
losers per capita in america
or in australia
like what like the percentage of
losers as opposed to regular people
what do you qualify as a
loser is a homeless person a
loser just because a homeless there
for fuck yeah you lost
like you’re homeless you lost i mean you might
not you’re not
gonna be a loser for life i’m not saying that this is a
death sentence
i’m saying america you
guys are got a lot it
disappoints me for the most pallets
powerful country in the world a lot of homeless
right america
to its sadness
man you know
there’s a lot of insane
people you know one of the reasons why the homeless
population rocketed in the
1980s just because ronald reagan
in his administration they
changed the definition
of insanity
so there’s a lot of people that were in fucking
asylums man like well
you’re all right we were
wrong you’re not crazy
just fucking
get out there get your
freak on i never
understood it man and it’s
mental illness my only
exposure to
people being homeless when i was a kid growing up and
watching american tv was
watching the
brady bunch
and how they
used to run away from home when you’re a kid
i have to think that’s how people
ended up homeless by running away from home
some people did man you
know how many people ran away from home and just became
fucked up hollywood
this is the
point have you
driven around down we walked
down hollywood
boulevard the
other night
irene’s holding my hand really tight it’s like
lost place lost
place when people look at
hollywood boulevard this is the center of show business
in the world
the fuck it is it’s a shithole
i will give you more fucked up have you been to italy
have you been to rome no
no never you
wanna see the most fucked up
sight in the
world brother and this is sad
you go to the vatican
the most opulent
place on the planet you have no idea the
money that is fucking dripping
off every building in the vatican
and the vatican
and the catholic church as a
but immediately before you set foot in the door of the
vatican on the
street there are
the most disgusting disfigured
nailed up beggars you will ever see
arms missing fingers curled around
eyes missing and shit
on the fucking streets outside the vatican
door it makes me fucking sick
wow alright
cause you’ve got that there
there is a vatican you can
touch it there
is some gnarled
up disfigured
gypsy woman
who is eighty years old
and has to sleep on a
sturdy cobblestone
roman street
every night
while the church is
right fucking there
wow and they don’t offer anything
they don’t take them in they don’t feed them it
was disgusting
that’s so strange you would
think that you have to just for show you couldn’t even
allow that right just for show you
gotta the main
strip walk is only one
street you go to to go to the vatican
that main fucking
vr that main
strip and they’re there
and they’re just the most downtrodden
repulsively disgusting beggars you will ever see
and then you’re at the doorsteps of the most opulent
place in the world
it does my hitting
man so strange
it does my fucking hitting
it’s just so strange that they feel like they could let
those people be out
front it would be bad for business man you
would think so
right now apparently berlusconi
when he came in term i’m not
like selling bmws and just
people park
wrecked fuck
up bmws right
buddy dealership
exactly the
thing is that
apparently someone told me that
since i’ve been there bill osconi
has cleaned up all the beggars and the
gypsies and move them but i want
to know even where
where do you move
where do you
suddenly relocate
people pages that was like in beijing the
olympic games
cause i commented the olympics in 08
did you really yeah did all the boxing at the
olympic games did you really
yeah yeah fucking
272 fights in 10 days are
levitated by myself are you a big
just by yourself by myself really
fucking you
could talk about
storm my brother
word man word
be known beijing they relocated one million people
one million people one million were relocated
suddenly to build
the ibc the international broadcast center for the
media and the car park
whoa one million people lost
their homes
virtually overnight
it’s like they wake up one morning and they go
you’re out of here
that’s insane one million
how the fuck did they more
than the entire
population of san francisco that’s moved
virtually overnight
dude you have an idea
after going to the
olympic games and
spending three weeks in beijing
i came back and i told everyone
if the fuckin chinese ever
wanna take over the world
they will do it in the
space of a fucking month
the way they the amount of people they have
and the organisation they have
and the manpower and the ability and the
technology and
having seen that in
japan as well that
whole region
korea japan
china they will fucking take over the world
easily in a
month and we may as well just bend over
take the fuckin rice up the ass and go okay
we are your
slaves cause
seriously the
olympic games was phenomenal
it was incredible what is it
about them that makes them so dangerous why is it
their willingness to work hard
yes sacrifice
their life for
their for their job it is
their pride
self pride and national pride do
willingness to work extremely hard for very little
money and just for
self satisfaction and
add to that the sheer
number the numbers they have the manpower is
dude you go to one of
those yeah that is
kinda just on our
level that we can relate to you go to one of
those k1 shows in japan
and the amount of people they employ to set up the
arena and set up the ring and
the cameras
it is insane
people that i see set up jobs for fox
sports back home
that’ll take two guys to set up a
particular camera
they’ll use 10 guys to set up
a camera and
they’ll get it done in like a
quarter of the time
and the ring is
taken apart not by
let’s say a
group of 15 people like a show in australia
but you’ll get 300 guys and as soon as the show ends
they come in in helmets
and little cars
and that ring is
taken down in 10 minutes
it’s like it’s like it’s it’s like vultures
going in and
stripping the flesh off
it’s because they they have so many people there
that they work harder like what is it so many people
they work hard
but they work diligently and they work together
it’s like it’s like a colony of
ants all the
ants are pulling together for the colony
no one ant is just on his own working on his own agenda
it’s like we’re all pulling together
and therefore we form
one giant colony of just
take over wherever we want it’s fucking amazing
it’s scary it’s amazing well what they’re
able to do with getting people to work incredible
hours and live in dorms and shit i mean that’s
spooky as fuck
the japanese
if you ever been inside a
tokyo apartment
this room here
would be considered a fuckin mansion
really i once went in
a room in tokyo a
tokyo apartment the bed
was in where the
kitchen was
was in where the toilet was
or the bathroom just
one big room
one big room
well we have that here we have
studios you know you can get a
studio that’s
basically that’s it it’s just a
spot to live from the end of the bed to the front door
was from here to
where that knee is on you wow
that’s how much room you had to move
and the stove is there
so you could
literally so it’s like the
worst hotel room ever
worst hotel room ever and then
shrink it like rick moreno’s
honey i shrunk the
hotel room down
you couldn’t
swing a cat in there
it’s crazy yeah i’ve seen some of the guys
apartments when they show those
clips for k1 and for
dream and they used to do for
pride where they show the guys
apartment and showed
tiny man where they’re
training you just
there’s no room
to do shit you know tiny ass gyms too tiny
right you see
sakuraba’s gym where he
trains or aoki’s gym they’re
fucking tiny
and there’s so little room over there that no one
not many people have pets
what the fuck is it
about people
where we want to
stack everybody on top of each
other like that what is that
i have no idea is that good is there something good
about that i’m not used
to it because in australia but it keeps happening yeah
i mean it happens in america it happens there i mean
in australia everybody
still lives like you do here in a
house with a backyard in suburbs
and the whole high rise
apartment thing
slowly building in
popularity but
still up to
the extent of
these papers
no everywhere
you look no yeah
i’m telling you that west side highway
drive is gonna
freak you the fuck out but everyone
stacked you can’t
have pets you know you can go and ring to pet in tokyo
just to pat one just so you can you can go rent a
cat or a dog for an hour so you can take it to the park
throw a fuckin
little fuckin park
throw a little frisbee
feed it take
it for a walk and then you return it to the shop
what you rent a dog you rent a cat for an hour
that’s ridiculous yeah
what if don’t you get attached
to the dog don’t you develop a relationship to the dog
then you can
maybe rent it for two
hours but yeah
you just rent a pet
that’s a strange world man
they almost are like an alien race
it really is
i mean that
their writing is so different so
completely unrelated
you know if you look at like the writing of
all the european
countries except for you
know except for
hungary or russia
yeah the hungary
a couple of
they all share
the arabic alphabet
that we use yeah they all
share it and when you
go to china and
korea and japan it’s like whoa
you guys are
aliens this is
alien stuff
this isn’t even related to
like this grew
completely independent
of the european
style writing it’s so different
what a better
world the place
would be if everyone
spoke one fucking language would it
i don’t know man i
think it’s cool to
watch all the different branches
no man i think it’s cool
people could actually reason with each
other in one single language dude people
would go to war over eye
color people are
retards all you have to get this
fucking blue eyed cocksuckers to try to take our land
dude people are dumb they find
they want to be on teams no matter what they
always want to find
i try to invent
one universal language ones wasn’t
something called esperenza
or something like that
maybe someone can clarify and
tweet it to us
hmm it was like years ago they
tried to invent
a language called esperanda or esperanza
and it was meant to be one global language
and it never
took off obviously i don’t remember that yeah yeah that
would take a long ass time you have to get it to the
tribes in the african forest it would take
generations because you’d have to
school generations
three or four
to get it down patted
among the masses yeah
most countries in the
world you know
a good percentage of the people are
bilingual in america people are
you know just
english or spanish that’s it
yeah that’s it
everyone’s like english
i mean there’s of course
there’s immigrants in here that
speak all kinds of languages but as far as like
people learning things
very few people
how do you know
how bad the immigration problem here was to
i was driving
to do a king of the cage show in new mexico
and the driver was telling me
about it cause we’re driving along the
the border there from el paso to like mescalero
right and he’s putting it out and mayhem
was in the van with me you know and the guys like
this is where the mexicans run the border
this is where they’re on the border
i’m near myself
why the fuck then do you
call if you’re complaining why the fuck do you call the
state new mexico
seriously of course you’re
gonna fuckin
run if your old mexico is shit and you want to go
i’m going to new mexico
call it something else
it doesn’t matter what you call
they know there’s
over here there’s
money over here
i appreciate ambition man i
think it’s kind of fucked up that there’s
spots in the
world that suck and you can’t
leave them you know i
think it’s kind of fucked up that you can’t just
travel from one
place to another
and just go wherever the fuck you want live
where you want
you know we
can’t let him in we can’t let him in it’s like
really you sure we
carry brother i got held up in toronto
for five days recently
because i had visa problems
because something wasn’t done properly on my work visa
so i got held up in toronto and the way they
treat you like you’re a fucking
like you’re a criminal like you fucking
got a rag on your head and you’re riding a camel
with a fucking bazooka
yeah seriously
cause i got a beard like just
i don’t know what it was you look
like you could be an arab
i think you
could be a terrorist i felt
like i was locked in a fucking detention there was a
lady studying you now lala
there was a french lady sitting there with
three kids and she’d been in that detention
in toronto at the airport
for four hours she was crying
that held her
with her kids for four
fucking hours man that’s sad
but would have
her and her kids are strapped up with dynamite all
right you everything
about that fella
you don’t know
you gotta be fucking careful
their job is tough
i like how canada
doesn’t let in douchebags they don’t you know
fuck you get out of here canada
let people in
but you know
i think you know i just
think as long as you have
aware if you’re
aware of someone’s record
i think you
should be able to go anywhere
if you’re not a murderer you know scumbag you have real
papers if mexico had real papers
you know in america you do a
no you run numbers on people in america
chances are in
2010 you’re
gonna know exactly
what the fuck they’ve done we get all
boat people in australia man that’s our
big problem people sail in boats from
east team or in other
places they rock up on boats and woo hoo
australia and i run off into the fucking jungle
fuck yeah cause australia is awesome
it is awesome you gotta
appreciate that i mean it’s like
why shouldn’t they be able to do that they’re people
i feel like if you
if you have the means
and the willpower to get somewhere that’s better than
where you’re at we should all
allow that you know
what kind of fucking hippie commie socialist
and talk nonsense is this boy
this is america
land of the free home of the brave
and i’m here with australia
my man michael chevello
ladies and gentlemen
strike force is
about to start in
about 30 seconds
so we’re gonna wrap this up
the meeting of the minds yes
we will do this
again my friend
when you’re in town again
sure i’ll be in town
again always a couple of
months we’ll be back michael
chevelle is a cool
and i always
enjoy hanging out with him
and i always
enjoy doing this podcast
you guys are the shit i love you all
thank you very much
and i will see
you probably oh tuesday with joey coco diaz later