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this is the final DLC pack for call duty

advanced warfare which is probably one

of the worst cold Duty games ever right

behind ghost and we are only releasing

this map pack so we can milk the last

bit of pennies and dimes out of the 12

wheels in our fan base but for all you

guys realistically this DLC pack just

means that black ops 3 is right around

the corner and you can finally break

your advanced warfare disk oh look it’s

the new guns we release just because we

know youtubers are gonna spend hundreds

of dollars on Supply Drop so they can

make Supply Drop opening videos with

clickbait titles and misleading

thumbnails for easy views yes that is an

actual Avalanche and yes the ice does

break in this map pack yes breaking ice

confirmed in advanced warfare and the

sad thing is staring at this ice

breaking it’s probably more enjoyable

than actually playing this game itself

let’s move on to the next map in this

terrible map pack and I’m just gonna

keep talking in this pathway so come and

have it and look at that panic punch AK

panic knife the thing we most hate about

the game you have the developers

showcase it in a trailer shows how much

they know about us and then look at

rocket launcher like anyone’s ever used

and the stupid game oh look another

useless cross but like anyone’s ever

going to use the crossbow crossbow

Clarke elantra do they know nothing

about us no one uses that and now we

have these huge giant dildos on the map

and apparently if you shoot the dildos

they explode so I’ll give them a forever

for trying to make them realistic I can

at least respect that and now let’s move

on to the next terrible map in this

terrible map pack and this game plays

obviously report in a private match

because the player is not using the

ballon fern or a sm one let’s be

realistic if you bought the game today

you would not know that there’s a

different gun besides those two in the

game because that’s all anyone ever uses

in public matches oh look it’s that gun

again that only youtubers who spend

hundreds of dollars in Supply Drop

opening videos will have who are going

to give it once and then make a video

type of how to get unlimited legendary

supply drops even though they only got

once and they’re just doing that for

easy views and it’s so annoying why is

their channels not been deleted you if I

completely hate it it is so stupid and

this is formed the last map on the last

map pack of the second worst call duty

game to ever exist but at least the game

playing this part of the trail is

actually realistic because he’s using

they have someone and he got that kill

and I was switching that knife and he

goes a nice this guy apparently staring

at the ceiling I don’t know if

Michelangelo was up there painting

something and now we’re watching

gameplay of a guy with the pistol

obviously no one’s ever gonna use that

pistol but here we go we got a swarm

kill stream maybe this will remind

people black ops 2 and make people want

to buy this map pack even though this

map packs terrible but maybe if we

remind them of black ops 2 the last

decent called you to game maybe laboy

wait a minute EXO zombies is a thing

since when has this been in advanced

warfare why didn’t someone tell me they

had zombie seriously why didn’t no one

ever tell me the resume bees and call

duty advanced warfare but to be honest I

spent a ton of time on youtube so it

must be absolutely trash because of all

the time I spent on YouTube and I’ve

never seen a video of zombies in

advanced warfare that means it must suck

really really bad because I

how I’ve never seen a video on this if

the games but what they’re zombies

they’ve dread they’ve got to be yanking

my chain there’s no way there’s actually

zombies in advanced warfare because i’m

pretty sure i would have played it by

now if is actually realistic and what

the heck is that come on and we know

that’s not real whoa in the videos over

and I’m tired of talking about sums and

just keep it up i don’t know why why is

this not over what is this right here i

don’t think i have to show this part is

it’s actually part of the trail i don’t

think so i think the video is over all

right I’m ready to stop talking like

that see you guys later