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Joe sits down with Eddie Bravo.

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recording sun

ladies and gentlemen welcome

to the broadcast

and we are and we’re on

right now bitch

get so you can

see that if that twitter for like hooking up

call it two

hundred ret watt

that’s a terrible way to

start off this

show no one

heard that shit what are you talking

about you were online right now

there’s like a hundred people online i’m sure

see how many

people we got 94 people did anybody hear that they say

her terrible goddamn joke

wow this is

blocky as fuck look how

goofy it looks

serious fucking delay too

what’s happening

eddie and joe when are we coming back to philly

we’ll be back to philly eventually

i don’t know when the ufc is gonna be back in philly

but people been

calling for young

eddie bravo to be on the joe rogan podcast he’s here

ladies and gentlemen there he is eddie bravo

man there’s like a five

second delay i know it’s awkward

so hey guys

we’re here in charlotte

north carolina

pretty fucking badass town and it’s

nice here people are all friendly and shit i like it

i like it i rented a car for the first time

coming to a ufc city

and you get

to know the city a lot better when you have to

know where the hell you’re going

we’re so used to just jumping in vans

and just not paying attention and

we really don’t even know anything

about the city

renting cars is the key

yeah drive around get to know the place

i like it here man it’s real

it’s all spread out

it’s a you know it’s like no congestion

people are all friendly there’s no tension here

it’s a good

sized city charlotte’s a good

sized city it’s

not too crazy

yeah they’re

super friendly i drove into

the weigh ins

and they were

charging for parking and

since i drove and didn’t go into it with a ufc van

i pulled up to the girl take the

money go listen i actually work for the

ufc i just don’t have

my laminate but i’ll pay whatever she’s like no just

drive right in

i just drove

right in park

went up i needed to get backstage and

again i didn’t have my credentials

so there’s like security there like

north carolina security i’m like

i need to get my credentials anyway

i mean can you

direct me to a spot

where i could

speak to someone because just go backstage

i just walk backstage and went right in

zero security

now your talent

stalkers how they could meet

fighters yeah

next time in

north carolina you have some ammo

look at this guy okay

i can’t read this shit’s too far

is your eyes bad

is my eyes bad yes does your eyes be bad

well we froze up

you seem kind of sucks

you know they all suck these things

it’s the the internet’s not

quite ready for this shit yet

so are we like can we just answer questions and shit

what stuff have we done in town we

haven’t done shit in town really i went river rafting

last night monday

last night i had a show at

a place called amos southend

a lot of fun great crowd

good times then afterwards there was a gentleman’s club

down the street

we had to bring some dudes

came to my show they had two books they wanted

eddie to sign it’s actually kind of funny story

and they wanted eddie to

sign his books so we had to

get the books over to eddie

but um and then we went to a waffle house and

fucked up some waffles

yeah that was a good time

good times my friend good times

what do i think

about synthetic cannabis that’s legal

that’s kind of interesting shit you know

about that man

they have that

no no no it’s a

synthetic cannabis it’s like you know how they had that

uh when the

whole balco scandal came out what

it was was a steroid that they had made that was just

slightly different

from regular steroids

and was undetectable in tests because the regular

steroids are

what they were looking for in the test they

weren’t looking for this stuff

well that’s the same

thing with this there’s a

synthetic cannabis that you could

smoke it as the same

effects and it

doesn’t show up in tests

what does it look like it looks like weed

it actually looks like we

yeah looks like so it’s a

plant yeah yeah

and they just wow

they’ve just

grown it and i mean it makes

sense i mean they’ve figured out a way to

i didn’t know about this

botanists have figured out a way a long time ago to

put thc into

other things they

like there was an

article online

where there

was this guy was trying to put thc in tomatoes

get tomatoes to grow tac

like they can fuck with plants

and have them you know you know different

plants produce more vitamin c

and different

plants do certain things and

you know they’re

they’re trying to figure out how to make

these i guess they have figured out how to whit them

away how to make weed

that doesn’t show up in drug tests

pretty crazy

and it’s legal

so if you work for ups or something like that and they

drug test you you can’t

smoke weed you can

smoke the fuck out of this

stuff how long has this been out

it’s been out for a while man

they’re trying to make it illegal

it’s a big deal now they’re trying to make it illegal

oh shit dirty bitches

so you could sell it anywhere

this is the

stuff that they’re selling

on in high times magazines

where they know

that bullshit that

stuff’s not real at all

yeah what’s up with that shit

is whack that is the weakest shit ever that fake weed

that they sell

that is so dumb

but they say that that’s like a big part of

their advertising revenue

i think that’s just because they’re fucking lazy

you know you telling me that everyone’s

so afraid of weed they can’t advertise

their products in your

magazine come on

but yet you can sell fake weed

you’re just ripping people off that’s all that is that

stuff doesn’t get anyone high

but this other

stuff does this other

stuff is real shit

where do you get it

eddie is here talk about ufos already

michael shivelo the guy from

k1 and you know

dream you know the

australian dude

that we hung out with in australia yeah he’s

a big ufo guy and he was down at the roswell museum

and he actually saw ufo and took fucking

photos of it and shit

fuck yeah that’s pretty crazy yeah

it means who the fuck knows man

do you have any ufo questions

go ahead and shoot

did i finish the entire

plate of food you post on twitter i finished most of it

i fuck up some food folks

especially after shows

after shows i could fuck up some food

you know as the ufc too

you burn off a lot of energy just talking

doesn’t seem like you would

but you do like a red man did he actually say something

for lapo saturday

this is red red bands what does that mean

he’s doing

did i watch that

train wreck prison wives on the discovery channel

no there’s a show about

chicks whose husbands are in prison

oh i might have to teevo that yeah

what channel help teevo that discovery channel

might be good

oh the history channel documentary i know what i saw

yeah i saw that one too that was kind of interesting

that was the best documentary i’ve ever seen on ufos

definitely i know what i saw i didn’t have

it was one of

those rare documentaries that

about ufos that didn’t have like that

the other side

you know they didn’t have a guy

going well you know

it’s all just mythology and

you know it’s in

their minds and they’re all

crazy and why are they landing

in idaho all the time why not in big cities

they didn’t have any of

those guys cause it was so ridiculous

cause that’s so many

high ranking military officers coming forward

you know that one case in england on a us base

where that eighty witnesses

and three of the guys went up to it and touched it

and wrote down notes on it

and they all came up and the ministry of defense

totally they said

this is not

a concern of national defense

that’s what that’s

their comment

so that is that

alone right there is pretty crazy

and those arizona

those arizona

lights i mean people saying there’s

i don’t know how many witnesses but

the arizona

lights pretty

crazy i know a dude who

lived in arizona saw that

he said he saw the fucking the big pyramid

thing flying through the air

and they saying it’s like bigger than

aircraft carriers

football field

yeah he said it was gigantic

he said it was a gigantic big pyramid shaped

thing flying through the sky

who the fuck knows

you know my take on ufos is

if they really were

aliens that

could come here from another planet

do you think that they

would be so

silly that they would

they wouldn’t disguise themselves

i think a lot of the shit we see all the time

could be ufos

i told you about that crazy dude

that told me that

you show me

pictures of clouds

yes there’s

a dude that i know is a comedian is a very nice guy

and the other day

i’m talking to him at the improv

and homeboy says what do you think

about ufos and i said well you know hey man

i don’t know i

haven’t seen one but i don’t discount

the idea it made certainly possible obviously we have

spaceships and

for someone from

other planets if they’re

more intelligent than us for sure they

could have spaceships

so he starts pulling on his iphone and the dude

has like dozens of

pictures of

clouds on his phone

and i’m like what was that what do you

think about this look at this

right there

and i go it’s cloud and

he goes yeah but it’s an unusually shaped

cloud look at it

and i’m like

oh no he’s crazy

i’m like he’s fucking

crazy this dude

takes pictures of

clouds all different

clouds and he’s convinced that these

clouds are ufos

yeah but on one

point on one hand you got to think like

if you really are so

super intelligent

that you can

visit from other planets

why would you you know

for sure we’re working on cloaking

devices right now

there’s already

this japanese jacket that’s been invented that

basically takes an

image of what’s behind you and broadcasts it on the

front of the jacket it’s

basically like predator type shit you remember from the

movie the predator yeah and

they really have this already i mean it’s not perfected

but we can’t travel to

other planets yet either you know what i’m saying

so if someone

from another planet is so much more highly intelligent

than we are that they can actually

travel here from

other galaxies or

other solar

systems for sure

they figured

something like this out

so when you’re seeing the sky

i mean it’s

very possible you know that what you’re seeing is

if there are ufos you

would see an

image of the

sky behind the ufo being projected on the ufo

so you wouldn’t see shit

you know that said you if you

could take into account how many ufos are reported

i mean it’s like there’s some

ridiculous amount of ufos reported

and if you take into account how many

people see and don’t report they don’t say anything

cause they wanna look foolish

you know that’s a that’s a lot of goddamn

ufos i think a lot of what people are saying

military jets that they don’t

understand like when i was in

we did fear factor down near edwards air force base

and they had stealth bombers that flew up and dude

you see a stealth bomber you think that’s a goddamn

spaceship yeah the french government did a test

it was a serious

review of all

the there’s like 50 000 or something like something

50 000 since a certain year there’s probably way more

but they they came to the conclusion that

ninety five percent

of the reported cases can be explained

away without like military all this high ranking

military this top

secret military planes and

different lights

but they said five percent

most likely

are aircraft from

other worlds

well i don’t

know why they can say aircraft from

other worlds because i don’t necessarily

think we have

it’s more likely perfect inventory of what

exists in this know what they’re saying they’re saying

that that’s probably what that is more likely

it’s some extraterrestrial craft

than i mean

there’s 5 of it just

because it’s not from

our government or the russian government

doesn’t necessarily mean even it’s from

another planet we don’t know what the fuck is in the

ocean well you

know that’s ridiculous

a lot of ufos get

sighted yeah

called you coming out of the

yeah there was a whole

history channel documentary

about that and people go well that’s

ridiculous that’s nonsense that’s silly

it’s silly that you can send a fucking picture

that you could

take this fucking

thing and send

a video across the sky into somebody else’s

phone in australia

that’s way more silly

than some people from another planet have

visited here or

that there’s something living in the ocean

especially when you have guys

like x pentagon

high ranking officials

like philip corso

who before he died he

wrote a book and he explained his job in the government

and the pentagon

was taking crash ufo

stuff taking it to

hughes aircraft and lockheed and all

these different

aerospace companies

to reverse engineering he’s saying he was like

there’s many interviews on youtube with philip corsel

he’s dead now he was on dateline and they try to like

ridicule but

you know how do you

j alan hynek

is another excellent example that j

alan hynek was

the guy who was in charge of project blue book

and he was told

to buy the government when they had this

thing to explain away

everything swamp gas

you know mass

hysteria anything they

could do to explain away

ufo cases but as he became more involved

in project blue

book and as he investigated more and more

sightings and you

know and dealt with more and more evidence he became

absolutely convinced

that ufos were real

so jay allen hynek who

is you know

like a guy actually working

to discredit

ufos eventually

came out and started

supporting the

whole ufo movement so

i think it’s not

ridiculous to

think that we’ve been visited

i mean we go to the congo

all the time and stare at chimpanzees

i mean if you

were from another planet and you had the ability to

travel here

why wouldn’t you

check out people people are fucking

completely ridiculous

they’re probably fascinating

i mean what

would be more we

study lower forms of animals we always have and

we have been doing this

since the beginning of time i mean people

people have always been interested in botany

and we’ve always been interested in

studying different

monkeys and different

weird animals and other

and that’s the

whole thing with darwin it

took an account of all

these different animals that he came across

we’ve always done shit like that

and i think if we were

much higher intelligent

than human beings

we would want to do that with people we

would want to

check out and see what the fuck people are up to

see if people are evolving see what the bottleneck is

as far as like social and cultural

evolution and

see what the bottleneck is as far as technological

evolution and whether or not

our technology is

surpassing our our ability

as a human being

like to to make rational decisions and i

think it probably is right now

you know they just

fired up the

large hadron collider yesterday you know

yesterday was like the first test

nos pohatu is watching

what is that

i think that looks like a lot

i think that looks like i’ll do to reno i don’t know

it looks like oh

if you don’t know poha is

a portuguese

this brazilian guys say poha all the time it’s like

it sort of means like fuck or balls it means like a

bunch of different things they say it all the time

balls means balls i think it means jizz oh

jizz yeah yeah not balls i

heard a bunch of different translations but to me

nos pohatu is the fighting vampire you know what i mean

draku linho

draculino is a famous baja gracie black belt

and draculine

i guess he looks like dracula or something

so i call him nos pohatu he’s the

brazilian vampire that’s funny

that’s funny

am i not gonna commentate yeah i’m

gonna commentate

this shit’s in

i’m gonna leave in half an hour

we’re chilling here in the

hotel room getting

ready to go

down there and commentate yeah my commentary

what do i think

about scientology i think it’s

it’s awesome if you’re gay and you want to

cover it up they’re real good at that shit

it’s all nonsense

all religions

are nonsense you don’t you know just as much as i know

as far as like what happens when you die no one knows

i think you know what i

think religion

is awesome if

you do it right if you do it

right it’s like you do the

right thing and help your neighbors

like my grandma was hardcore catholic

and i wouldn’t try to convince

her like if she was

still alive to get out of that she was doing

she’s going to church

every day praying

and that praying

is like meditating she was

meditating so

i think just like

like having a healthy

heart you could

some people can do kettlebell some people

could run on a treadmill some people run

stairs some people do martial arts

that’s for a healthy

heart it all works

and i think religion whether you’re doing the

jesus or the allah

or the buddha

or meditation or yoga

it doesn’t really matter as long as you get

your frequency at the

right spot with the universe

it doesn’t matter if you do the

jesus thing

you know so

i think that i

think you’re

right yeah i

think whatever gets you in that

right frequency

you could worship your iphone

you actually believe that and you can

meditate to your iphone

i think the universe don’t give a fuck

they’re like how are you

gonna get to our

frequency that

all that matter

the real problem is people the real problem is the same

you know what it is it’s the same

thing when whenever when someone

believes in something even if they believe in something

completely irrational

they want everyone else to believe in it too people

love everyone else to be on

their team that’s why like it

you ever talk to people that use windows

and they find out they use mac

and they like what the fuck man use mac max for faggots

and they get

crazy like they want you to use windows

it’s like people want you to be

muslim they want you to be a

psychologist

they want you to be a catholic

you know that’s the real problem is that people

want you to to to

subscribe to

their ideology

but the idea

behind it you know being a better person and you know

and treating everybody as if they’re yourself

and you know that all that’s that’s the way to go

i mean it really is

but the fucking handing out the

basket and fucking kids and all that

other shit that you know

fucking kids i have to admit

i’m not into that

i’m against that

i saw that deliver us from evil that

he recommended

come on he recommended this documentary and you guys

should check

it out too it’s called deliver us from evil if you want

to find out how fucked up the catholic church really is

my god is this incredible

see the whole

thing yeah well i couldn’t

watch the whole

thing i watched

about an hour and 10 minutes into it

did you get to the point

where it turns

out that guy’s done like hundreds of kids yeah

yeah i couldn’t take it

i wanted to kill him

i mean it’s really a really sick sick

documentary

about this priest

who is responsible for

molesting hundreds of kids

and you know they

covered it up they kept moving them they

moved them all over the country

and really it’s incredible and that’s what’s going on

right now that gigantic

scandal that’s happening

right now with the pope

i mean the pope

had knowledge of all this fucking shit that was

going on there’s

so many pedophiles i bet

they’re all pedophiles

bet they’re all

pedophiles because it was just all it’s

because it was if it was just

if it was half of them

or a quarter of them

they would be busting each

other out they

would there

would be people coming forward

saying we gotta stop the shit they’re all

covering each

other’s asses

i mean think

about it there

they chose a job

where they can’t get any pussy

well the whole

idea you know what i mean

that’s gotta

drive you insane and anybody

who accepts a job

where you can’t get laid

you gotta be fucked up already

you already got

and i think

my theory is that

when these guys grow up gay

they’re really they’re

grown up in a religious home

then and then once

they find out they’re gay they realize oh shit maybe

satan is inside of me

i got this gay feelings oh my god

i gotta fight

satan so they become

ultra religious

ultra catholic

and then they’re trying to

prove to god that they’re

gonna fight the gay

they’re gonna

devote their life to god they become a priest

and then bam

they hold it together for the first

and then they lose

have you ever seen that

video god hates fags no

the guy who’s a gay guy who’s singing

about being christian

you never seen that no

more find that shit you know what i

gotta get the fuck out

of here no i

gotta leave

come on man we don’t have to

leave for twenty minutes

we leave i got a shower

still yeah but the

fights don’t even

start for more than an hour

and i gotta get my

hair did come on man your hair looks groovy you gotta

check this out people don’t get to see you on youtube

how long it takes to blow dry my hair

no how much

you don’t have

to wash it here man fifteen minutes man hold on

i gotta find this video because it’s so

ridiculous it’s a dude who’s a gay dude who’s fighting

against it and he says jesus is the only man for me

it’s just genius hold on

it’s like those guys at borat

or i know what bruno fucks with there’s a

bag song it’s real this is a real song

you have to see this because it’s so goddamn genius

with this guy here it is

this is a real song

this

is mustache first of all his mustache a lot

hold on let me put this up for you guys

you have to watch this i just put it up on twitter

it’s so genius

help me fight these feelings

is nothing but a choice

god

come on this is a grandpa

are you sure

yes it’s real look at this fucking mustache

i’m not that poop is real

this is a real fucking song man

this is a real christian guy who’s singing this

and there’s another video

on discussing the consequences

just wear a pink shirt

come on the world is way better than any comedy

that you can write

it’s just not put together

right it’s not anything you gotta go find

it you gotta go put all the parts together

but the world has way more comedy than anything

you could ever make on your own

look at this guy

look at this fill me with your love

help me fight these feelings to help me rise above

lord help them hear me this fucking mustache

is killing me

oh

how horrible must it be

to be a gay dude and be religious and to

think that god hates you

you could always be a priest

if you haven’t seen that

video you got to

watch it because it’s

completely ridiculous and

by the way totally real

you know the fucking dude is is a gay guy

who converted to christianity and he’s like you know

trying to tell people the

right way to go wow

it’s pretty awesome it’s pretty awesome stuff

where’s your lighter yeah put it up in the air bro

well it’s good lighter

do we watch tim and eric yeah man tim and

eric rocks that’s probably

top three favorite shows

not in celebrity rehab

hmm that fucking thing

dance floor dale

if you haven’t seen that

go do a google search for dance floor dale

is gotta be one of the funniest fucking

videos i’ve ever seen in my life the weirdest

funniest things on the internet ever

dance floor dale you gotta see this

gotta find it find it it’s online it’s on my website

you can find it on joewrogan net

season three of tim and eric

because they keep having recurring

sketches and they just get funnier and funnier the more

the more developed

that here’s a good question

for you what does damian maya and his jiu jitsu

bring to the

table that latest didn’t

versus silva

cause damian maya is

fighting anderson

silva next month in abu

dhabi next week dude

i think abu dhabi

next week i

think damian maya is a better

guard puller than

tyler’s latest

thomas would pull

guard but he

wouldn’t clinch up first so

you know silva

doesn’t is not

gonna just fall in

you got to really

shoot deep with an underhook

and you got to make the guy sprawl

and if he doesn’t sprawl

you know because you didn’t take a deep shot

you’re not gonna pull him into your

guard and damon maya likes to

shoot deep and pull guard i

think that’ll be the difference there’s no way he’s

gonna stand with

anderson silva

you know just

based on not just

based on anderson

silva’s career and what he’s done

but based on his last fight

where he tried to

stand for a little bit with

nate markor

and he he’s

gonna pull guard immediately

trust me he’s not

gonna fuck around any more with that shit

i hope that’s true but i didn’t

think he was

gonna try to

stand with nate either

well he stood with them for one punch

and that was just one

punch too long and he’s i

think that him he’s

training with vanderley and vanderley

is you know a

known brawler

you know do you think that

that style of

getting in there and just mixing it up and getting ugly

that’s not a good

style for a

guy who’s not very technically proficient striking

you know he’s just so good on the ground why

give your opponent

any kind of chance

standing especially anderson

silva were you

gonna try to mix it

up a little bit with him that’s a big fucking mistake

he’s gonna pull

guard immediately trust me

or try to take him down cause

you know anderson

silva isn’t

some ncaa national

champion or anything so

i’m sure damon demai is really

gonna take a shot for real and

for real try to take him down but

if he has any trouble

he will pull guard

no problem i guarantee that

yeah we’ve definitely seen anderson been

taken down before

you know it got

taken down many times by

travis looter

no travis looter probably had the most

success but you

gotta think

about that fight

travis luder

fought anderson

11 weeks after anderson had knee surgery on both knees

so that probably wasn’t

the best representation of

his wrestling

then dan henderson took him down as well

and when dan

henderson took him down he wasn’t able to do anything

to him he just kind of like held him down on the ground

punched him

a few times but really couldn’t get anything

going you know

so that’s the big question is

is anderson’s

jiu jitsu good enough to stifle

damian maya because damian

maya had a hard time with dan miller in his last fight

really couldn’t get anything

going with them i mean he ground a

pound of them and

you know he beat him by decision but

never came close to finishing with a

submission no

and i think dan miller

is a real good real

tough guy but i

think anderson’s jujitsu is at

least as good as miller’s

i mean on paper at

least he’s a

black belt and miller’s a bramble

but miller has

wrestled his

whole life there’s

a big difference that’s a different kind of animal

when you’re grappling with

a real legit

wrestler and

anderson silva

has long limbs

i like going with guys that have long arms it’s hard

rubber guards

a lot easier

with taller guys

it’s harder for them to pull

out of anything they have long arms

like the small

145 short five foot five

stocky wrestler types

it’s hard to get any rubber

guard on because they pop their arms

out so easily they’re really

small so i think

i think dave and maya is

going to have more success

with his jujutsu

with anderson

silva if he gets him to the ground

then he did with miller because miller again

he’s only a

brown belt but damn he

wrestled his

whole life that’s

a different kind of

animal right there he’s a chimpanzee

the other thing

about anderson

is that anderson has had

elbow problems for years

he had bone

chunks floating around his

elbow that made

training really difficult

he would have to

ice his elbows

after training

sometimes he couldn’t do any weight lifting

any strength conditioning because his

elbows hurt

he finally got all that shit fixed

he got the elbow

chunks the the

pieces of bone

taken out so we’re

gonna see an anderson

silva that’s in a better

condition than we’ve seen him in a long long time

he’s had a problem

throwing his

right hand because of it

which is really hard to believe

when you see his fights

big country nelson

went tonight by fat mission

how dare you

let me tell you something man fat

a big guy like roy nelson

he that weight centralized in his stomach

he knows how to hold you with that shit

that that can

keep you in a certain position he’s really good

at keeping his weight on you

we have a dude that we

train with brent

brandt gets you in side control man that

motherfucker is really hard to get off you and he’s

built similar to big country not as fat

but he’s got a big gut

and you know and he’s talented as well he’s a good

jiu jitsu guy

and when he gets on

top of you and you know he gets a good position on you

is really hard to

shake him off you you

plants that weight down on you

and holds you in place and

big country if i had to

guess what’s

gonna happen tonight with strew

you know i would say that

big country if you get some down the ground strew’s

gonna be in a lot of trouble

yeah yeah but struve has

a lot of potential he might be a

he might be the

underdog in this

fight he probably

should be based on his

experience and he’s really young and

and country’s been grappling

for a long time he’s really good on the ground people

haven’t really seen that he likes to

stand and beg but

country nelson’s really good on the ground he’s

really good

i mean he meets

frank mir was it like 11

to nothing in a

submission match yeah

he’s got a great half

guard game too

we just haven’t really seen it

but struve in the long run

has so much potential

i mean that guy that’s like

he’s like 26

8 or something like that

he’s super tall

and he loves

jiu jitsu you

never see that you

never see tall guys like that

who are athletic and coordinated love

jiu jitsu i mean you’ve

seen we’ve seen

sammy shield

he didn’t like jiu jitsu

i don’t know what

other tall guy but

you know ran

a kendall grove

that’s another tall guy who likes

jiu jitsu but he

it was true if he

continues to evolve

and remains a student of the game

and everything of course

striking and

wrestling as well but

in jiu jitsu

the way he’s moving and

we’ve talked several times about

jujutsu and strategy and philosophies and stuff

and he’s on the

right track he’s

you know i don’t know if he can beat country at this

point in his career

maybe maybe not

but get that guy another five six

seven years

if he continues to evolve

he can be a serious threat with that

with that height his guard

could be insane

yeah no kidding oh

he decided to be a

ninja off his back

fuck he’s only 22

that’s the other thing

about that kid he’s real

young he’s got a massive massive amount of time

ahead of him

you know and a lot of potential and he’s got crazy hard

remember in germany when he got cut wide open

was bleeding all over the

place and who did he

fight in that

fight fuck i remember

i don’t remember

he got in trouble and got cut real bad and he

still pulled it out and

wound up submitting the dude so it was

pretty badass

do another you

stream tonight

maybe maybe we will if we get back to the

hotel it’ll be late here and i don’t go to bed

until late on the west

coast so it’ll be

early for me

so yeah we could do that we could

come after the

after party

and do it uh

do it non sober

this is a sober version of the you

stream because i

gotta go do the broadcasting

right now go me or can flow

who the fuck knows son

that’s why they

gotta do it

i think it’s

exciting having go me over here

i would have liked to see him over here years ago but

you know he’s

still young

and he’s got a lot to prove

you know and i think

he’s training real hard he looked really in real good

shape and he’s saying all the right

things that he wants to really make another run

and get another run at pj penn

and he’s obviously got to get through

kenny to do that so i

think it’s gonna be real interesting he’s a

solid wrestler

and he’s a big

power puncher you know he hits hard

so i think kenny’s

going to try to use his legs

kenny’s got real good leg kicks

real good movement

he’s going to

try to use his footwork

work him with leg

kicks and then if it goes to the ground he’ll try to

submit him and cut him up with

elbows the thing

about goemi

is goemi has not fought anybody

ever with the

elbow rules you know

elbows are different man

especially the cage

you know cage and elbows

you know it’s

those are two totally different

things that

he’s never experienced before so it’s gonna be

gonna be interesting

gonna be interesting

and kenny man he gets better

every time i

gotta get out of here guys

i gotta get

ready gotta jump in the shower

start now in ten minutes pretty little

thank you very much

i’ll do this again

yeah come on

come on my house will do a full version fuck

yeah two hours

all right you want to

leave with us

you know what i’m

gonna just take my own car

okay i’m gonna

get the rental yeah

i’ll see you there man see you in ten minutes

yeah no yeah five fifteen

yeah it’s only it’s four o five right now

ladies and gentlemen

finally we’re alone

so that’s the

story i got to

leave in ten minutes so i should i should

get my shit going

yeah i wanted

to do just a little show because i couldn’t

do one last week because i had a staph infection

that i had to deal with so i didn’t fucking die

that’s the problem with

jiu jitsu man you know

you roll with

dirty motherfuckers and get

weird skin shit you know

we’re diseases i know a dude got herpes on his head

what yeah you can get a

you can get herpes from

jiu jitsu not good

the deal with me getting a serious radio show i’m

gonna do a weekly show

i think i’m gonna do like a six week run a trial run

and it’s all dependent on my scheduling

because i just signed a deal to write a book

i’ve been writing it for a

while but they’ve been negotiating

about a deal and we finally got the

right deal and

i was in new york

last week and

i met with the publishers they came out to see me

when i performed at gotham so i got a nice deal

and i’m getting ready and

the deal is that i have to finish the book by august

so i’m gonna be guns blazing

trying to write this

thing and finish it most of the stories

it’s gonna be mostly about

my the beginning

days of doing

stand up because i have so many

crazy stories

about bad road gigs and

just struggling

on the road and you know like what it’s like to be

an really an amateur

comedian trying to

you know go out there and get people to

laugh for money

and you know and how fucking

crazy it is and

how unsure it is and how

you really have no idea if it’s ever

gonna work out and you feel

you know it’s

completely insecure

you know you feel like there’s no way this is ever

gonna really turn out to be a career

and how nutty some of the fucking gigs i’ve done were

why wasn’t you at

weigh ins yesterday i don’t even

think i’m gonna

answer that just because it’s so retardedly written

but if somebody else asks it i’ll answer it

i was at the

weigh ins because i didn’t get in the

time i got my flight didn’t land till four o’clock so

they had goldberg doodle the weigh

ins and then

i had my show last night

because we were in new york

and then i flew back from new york

sunday i had

monday to stay

home with my family and then tuesday

flew out again

so unless i’d stayed here in charlotte

there was no way really i was

gonna be able to

get to the weigh ins but

you know i didn’t

i didn’t really

this is too much

traveling i need to

be home at least a couple days a week

otherwise i got nutty when you have

babies man you

just can’t wait to go home and see him you know

how’s hardy’s arm hardy’s fine

hardy doesn’t have any problems there’s nothing

wrong with him i can’t believe it

you know his shoulder his arms you know

i think george st pierre

didn’t quite have the arm bar right

but the kimura there was at one point in time in the

kimorra i thought it was just gonna rip off

i mean it looked it looked pretty bad

oh bring back some chicks from the after party at least

i can’t do that anymore i made

babies and i made it made a wife and all that shit

my doing a show

aziz and zari i don’t know him but i think

yeah i think he’s on that show

the kevin bean show that i’m doing this weekend

april foolishness

i think it’s it’s either friday or saturday night

one of those i’m not sure which i’ll tell you right now

oh i think it’s shower

yeah saturday

it’s at the gibson amphitheatre and universal

and i’m pretty sure it’s way sold out

those guys always sell out their shows

it’s a really good lineup too a lot of funny comedians

i did it last year with pat naswal did it raven mano

ray romano patton oswald jeff ross

a bunch of good guys i know jeff’s on it

again this year i think jay moore’s on it

again this year too

is ariani hot or what

she’s hot if you’re not gay

if you’re gay she’s probably not hot

the buffer 360 tonight i think he said he would

never do that again i think he said the buffer 360

is gonna retire he’s gonna put that shit in the books

it’s over son

what do i think

about crop circles i

think they’re incredible

geometric patterns

whether not

humans made them

the fuck knows you know i mean

there’s a lot of people that

argue that it’s

impossible for people to make them that they’ve

you know three times the size of a football

field and they appear overnight and they’re in perfect

geometric you know patterns and circles and

everything i don’t know you know i

think it’s very intriguing

you know at the very

least some of

them are fascinating because they’re so fucking huge

you know and

if really i mean if people really are

making these things

you know and

they’re flattening them out and just leaving them there

it’s like wow there’s such incredible geometric art you

would think that they

would want to take credit for that

you know if it’s just a hoax

it’s incredible

that it’s a hoax that they’ve kept up for this long

like how sneaky are they

and what’s the what’s the benefit of that what’s the

what’s the reward i don’t know i mean

i don’t have an opinion one way or

another though i am

i think it’s also possible that

it could be some sort of an

experiment that they do to impose geometric patterns in

these fields it

might be something that they do you know

from the sky or something

like that and who the fuck knows how they’re doing it

if you talk to some people that

say that these patterns

the way they’re made

that the nodes of these

plants have been

blown out like they’ve had energy

pulse through them like microwaves like expanded

i don’t you know i don’t know though

i really personally have not done enough

research and

really paid attention to both sides of the argument

i know one side

of the argument is that it’s bullshit and the

other side of the argument is that it’s aliens

you know both of them seem pretty

ridiculous so i’m not i’m not exactly sure

what i think

about that shit

so what i think

about the luke stewart andre galval

fight i thought that fight was really interesting i was

blown away by that luke stewart guy

that guy has incredible

sweeps man he’s relentless

i thought he won

the fight i thought he beat him with

stand up and i thought his

ground game

and negated gal vals ground game

and he swept him a bunch of times and

i thought he edged them

you know i thought it was a real close

fight but i thought stewart edged them

but man he blew me away luke stewart is a bad

motherfucker

and i’m really looking forward to his next

fight that was really really impressive

ufc one fifteen cincinnati

they say that might be possible if

if the the vancouver

thing falls

through i don’t know if that’s falling through or not

i haven’t heard it directly from the

horse’s mouth

so when i hear it

i’ll find out

any more documentaries like the

union coming out yeah i did a documentary on dmt

it’s called dmt the

spirit molecule and it

should be done

in may and probably out in

for release sometime around the summer

i know they’re taking it to film festivals and

they’re bringing it all over the

place but it’s a documentary mostly about

different people’s

experiences on dmt and i am the narrator

so that’s the deal do i know who bob lazar is

yeah bomb bizarres i got

claims to have worked for area 51 and

you know he’s kind of been discredited with a lot of

things especially like his education i

guess he kind of like

told some lies

about where he went to

school and what his degrees are in but

very very intelligent guy and he obviously knew a lot

about that area

about area 51 whether

or not he really did have any contact with ufos or with

alien spacecraft or any of that

stuff i mean

it could be

total 100 horseshit or it

could be true i mean it’s really hard to tell

but when a guy lies

about his education

lies about certain aspects of his

background you

gotta assume that he’s probably lied

about other

things as well

i don’t know you

know again i don’t really have an opinion either way

interesting don’t

watch him talk though he’s very confident

you know he’s very confident

which could mean either a he’s crazy

and that’s why he’s confident

or b he’s telling the truth

all right i got to get the fuck out

of here because the car is picking me up in two minutes

i just wanted to

to bust out

a nice quick one

right here for you guys and say what’s up so

thank you everybody for

tuning in and we’ll do one

probably this weekend

i’ll have eddie come over to my

house and we’ll do like a full long ass one

maybe friday

and that’s it my friends

thank you very much

enjoy the fights tonight they’re live on

spike tv tonight

there’s i don’t know what time it comes on but it’s

right before the

ultimate fighter

so it’s a fight night

kenny florian

versus gomi

is the headliner it’s

gonna be a sick sick fight

and ross pearson’s on the car to

against dennis

ever looking forward to that too

alright my friends

thank you very much for

tuning into this thing

again and i will be back

next week with a real

solid podcast

and maybe we’ll even do one this weekend with

eddie bravo

at my house

so thank you very much and

i’ll see you guys soon thanks