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is this working it doesn’t seem today

so that’s all for you are rapping out the whole team

fuck around make you a model i make you famous

turn around and make you famous cause you

never understood how vital to me this rap game is

say they can hold that you catch a hot one

try to chase a fake nigga down soon as i spot one clip

i’m nice like that like that

song in this business around

hmm

ladies and gentlemen i’m here

but i got no video just wack as shit

it just it never ends i can’t get it right

you can hear me but you can’t see me

ladies and gentlemen

i do not know

how the fuck this program works that’s supposed

to get me on i don’t know why it’s not showing try this

hey we got it we’re in

so i’m playing gangstar

out of respect

for guru from gangstar had a

heart attack this week went into a coma

he’s in like some sort of a

medically induced coma

some dude said it best

on twitter said that’s when you know you’re getting old

when hip hop

stars start having fucking

heart attacks

man he’s 43

he’s only a year

older than me

william do ladies and gentlemen

we’re all dying slowly

not this motherfucker look at this dude

from national geographic geographic magazine

i just picked this up i don’t even know the story

but i just had to pick it up because it’s hilarious

it’s about polygamy it says polygamy in america

and it’s one dude who’s got five wives

and forty six children

now my only problem with any of this shit is

these creepy fucks are always

marrying sixteen year olds

that’s what i don’t tell you about it

and when you go into the article that’s actually

a big a big

point here that a couple of

these guys have been arrested like this fucking freak

tell me that guy you can’t even see but

that looks like somebody she just arrest

he was apparently

married to some sixteen year old who’s

he sent them to ten years in prison for sexual assault

this is the only problem these creepy fucks

with this this crazy

five wives shit

the only way you get chicks to

agree to that is

if they’re drugged up retarded or really really young

and that’s how

these guys pull this shit off

that’s not fair

you know i’m saying i mean if you’re pulling it off

total pimp style

i give you just some

hugh hefner type character

that like lays down the lawns like listen i’m

gonna have a bunch of

chicks and it’s all

this guy’s like

he’s like getting when they’re really young and

brainwashing them

so it really is like a cult

because believe me

chicks don’t want that shit but hey

if you could pull it off when you’re an adult

whatever i’m not a hater

i’m all for it if you can pull it off as an adult

but like i said with these creepy fucks these

i don’t know what

what this dude’s thing is called

i guess it’s a mormon splinter group

no whatever

no one has any fucking answers any

ideology that you follow is

gonna be full of shit any one of them all of them

unless it’s

completely open unless

there’s not one single person that’s laying down rules

not one single person that’s telling you what to do

unless it’s just a gigantic

group of people that are all

really like minded open minded and thinking

about things

that’s the number one problem with democracy is that

fucking anybody can vote and

you can easily like get people to

think the way you’re thinking it’s not that difficult

most people have

no idea how to think

and on top of that they have

to fucking work and they have a family and they have

obligations they have debt they have problems

and they try to get laid there’s a lot of shit going on

so for them to be paying attention to

what’s really

going on with the national deficit and all that crap

it’s not gonna happen man it’s too much to

think about

even the fucking people that work in finance don’t

understand finance

if they did have it how did that bernie made off

thing ever get off

how did that guy ever pull that shit off

he pulled that shit off because

no one understands the

system it’s not

that system is just fucking

buccaneers those guys are just pirates

stealing money left and right

and that’s how our

world works

ladies and gentlemen

so since i did this podcast last

killer whale

killed this trainer

and you saw

people follow me on twitter i posted a lot of shit

about that on twitter

because i thought it was completely fucking ridiculous

that they first of all

they take these animals that are

super intelligent and they cage them

you know the way this whale was raised this whale in

particular was raised in canada

and the place where they had him

would they would give him

this little tiny cell

to share with

these other whales at

night so they would like

stuff them into this

thing where they literally couldn’t turn

around they couldn’t move they couldn’t do anything

and if he didn’t go into his cage

and if he didn’t do his

tricks they would

they would deprive him of food

up to 25 to 30 percent of his

daily food intake they

would just cut it back from him

so this poor animal

was who was

as intelligent as us

was forced to star forced to do

tricks to get his food and forced to willingly

enter into a cage in

order to get his food

so this is a fucking

angry animal

now on top of that they don’t really let him breed

they excite him

and then they extract

sperm from them like they

basically jerk them off

you know and they sell his

sperm because it’s

worth a lot of money

they’re trying to

breed whales and captivity because people find it very

distasteful when you go and capture killer whales now

because we know how

smart they are

we know how tied they are to

their family

this whale was

stolen from his family when he was two years old

they’re supposedly as close to

human beings as you can get but being totally

alien from us

i mean they don’t alter

their environment they don’t

you know they can’t change

their surroundings

they don’t have you know anything they

could pick shit up

but they have

dialects they have different sounds

for different packs of

whales so they

understand each other and

different pods of

whales so they

understand each

other’s dialect they mate

they they stay together like they stay with

their family like for life like this

whale would have been with his mom for life

and they just fucking

snatched him out of the

water when he was two years old

and the whole

thing is so creepy

it’s basically slavery

it’s slavery but we

allow it because we don’t

understand them

i mean that’s really what it is i mean

those fucking animals are

super intelligent

you know i read that

their cerebral

cortex is 40

larger than ours

you know they’re lacking some

things that we have

and they have you know more of

other things that we have

but what’s very

clear is that they’re

super intelligent

their intelligence is so difficult to

understand though because it’s so alien

because their

world is so

alien i mean they live

they are they’re out there just with

their mouths

they’re super intelligent

and they’re killing

with their with

their fucking face

you know they’re not like removed from it like us

where you go to the

supermarket and you pick up a steak

they are as intelligent

as supposedly as

humans and that

they kill with

their own head

i mean that’s a totally different mindset

totally different

world they live in

they have to kill sharks

because sharks

will occasionally you know attack

their pups and

you know this

just just dangerous they don’t like having

sharks around

there’s a killer

there’s a killer

video there’s a cool

video online of a killer

whale killing a

great white

shark you know

they they’ve

never killed a single

human being in the wild ever

they they only kill

human beings in captivity

why because

those fucking

human beings are like prison

guards man those are

slave masters

it’s just like

us taking someone and putting them in jail if we don’t

understand their language it’s really no different

you know i think that

with killer

whales are probably definitely

smarter than some people i mean

think like the dumbest fucking people that you know

i bet killer

whales are probably

smarter than

sarah palin

i bet if you had like a killer whale

had like a contest like

some sort of

a you know mental aptitude

contest with

a real meathead

i bet the killer

whale would win you know for sure

it’s fucked up man we don’t we don’t

ever get our shit together that’s that’s what really

drives me nuts it’s like

human beings for whatever reason

are exactly as

we have always been we just don’t get our shit together

you know i don’t

understand it

don’t know what the fuck our problem is

it doesn’t seem like we’re ever working anything out

just the same shit over and over and over and over

again so my friends on twitter

was cracking i will now go to the

twitter a little chat thing

try to get some questions if this

browser doesn’t crash

now the way i’m doing it i’m gonna browse

with firefox and i’m gonna

stream the show with safari like you give a fuck

so i guess they just signed james tony to the ufc

i guess that’s real

that’s awesome man

if it’s true i

wanna see it i wanna see some freak shows

i wanna see

i wanna see

i would love to see james tony

versus someone good you know some good a good grappler

or not even man

maybe someone who’s good will

stand up with him a little bit

maybe a good like you know what i would love to see

james tony versus pat barry

you know james tony with those four ounce gloves

people don’t realize how good that guy’s hands are he’s

gonna show people a whole different level

if someone will stand with them but that’s the thing

somebody doesn’t want to

stand with them just gonna take his ass down at will

and they’re gonna kick his legs out from under him

that’s gonna be the biggest shock

i just wonder who he’s gonna

train with i wonder if he’s gonna really train

with kickboxers

and with jiu jitsu guys and if he’s

gonna take leg kicks and learn how to check kicks

or side check kicks as he calls it

no who knows man

who the fuck knows

i guess he’s a

heavyweight i don’t think he’s gonna lose weight

i mean he he is a boxing heavyweight champion

i mean he destroyed the holy field that heavyweight

i’m fucking

psyched for that man i think that’s gonna be fun

i think it’s gonna be interesting

but like i said i want to see jose canseco versus

herschel walker i’m a freak

i want to see the freak shows

my twitter people

my my friends

get some of these

christian group wants killer whale

stone to death is that true that’s interesting

you might have just made that shit up you fuck

jerry vet i don’t know is that true

james tony versus hershel walker

no man i don’t know if that’s a good move

i think that would be a little dangerous

i think kersel needs a few more

fights before

he steps in there the guy who can bang like james tony

unless her she’s got

really good takedown defense

i don’t know

we’re really good takedowns rather

very possible

some of these questions

are really terrible

world’s strongest man to

fight in ufc that pujinowski guy i think

they’re talking about pujinowski fighting james tony

which i think is very interesting

cause not james tony excuse me they’re talking

about pujanowski fighting tim sylvia

which i think is very interesting because

kwijanowski is super strong and everything and he’s

a beast of a man but goddamn i mean how much are people

people selling tim sylvia short

yeah ray mercer knocked him out with a big

punch but guess what ray mercer

would knock out almost anybody with that fucking

punch ray mercer hits you in the jaw like that

there’s not a whole lot of people that i

could imagine outside of mark hunt in his prime

taking that punch on the chin you know

i think people are selling

people are selling tim sylvia very short

dude’s good man he’s very good

this guy says

james tony isn’t dedicated to anything but food

that’s not true sir how dare you

it couldn’t be because

you can’t get that good

and it’s impossible

it’s impossible to get that good and and not be

training all the time it’s not possible

for sure he’s

you know for sure he’s got killer boxing technique

is his ability to

shoulder roll

punches and ability to block punches and encounter

like he’s one of those dudes you can stay

right outside and just like counters

i’m interested

in seeing what happens when a guy like that

punches somebody with

those little gloves on

and who knows i mean he

might break his fucking hands when that’s possible too

you know i don’t

think he’s had hand problems in the past but

i’m curious to see like

i wonder what

would happen with a guy like

fully mayweather who has had hand problems

those little gloves

they don’t offer that much

protection and if you

catch a guy on the

elbow or you

catch a guy like top

of his head or something like that or you just hit him

hit him the

wrong way you can

break your hand very very possible

but i think it’s interesting man i’m thinking

you know all

these crazy fights

the herschel

walker thing with jose canseco

this james tony

thing all these

crazy fights

what they do is they get more people

thinking about

mixed martial arts and the more people

think about

mixed martial arts

the more they’re gonna

watch the real

fighters not

these guys not real

fighters but

the real high

level fighters

you know the machitas and the anderson silvas and

and came alaska as

those kind of guys so i

think it’s all good

it’s all good

coming to canada this week you

dirty bitches

i’m coming to

halifax i’m coming to

ottawa and i’m coming to

um toronto where i’ve

never been and i’m very

excited because

i’ve wanted to go to toronto

for a long ass time i’ve been trying to make it happen

forever and for whatever reason

i just couldn’t pull it off

couldn’t pull it off

but um now i got it together so

tomorrow i’m at the

casino nova scotia in halifax

and then friday i’m

at the bronson theater or the bronson center in ottawa

and then saturday

i’m at the queen elizabeth theater

in toronto and i think

think nova scotia the casino nova scotia and

halifax is almost sold out

and saturday night is sold out the toronto

thing is sold out i believe so

i’ll see you my friends we’re gonna have a good time

i just got back from dallas

which is a crazy ass town

dallas people are nuts

that place is a lot of fun

texas is a lot of fun in general

just people love to party in texas man

the shows i have in

texas just always seem to be like a little

extra rowdy

a little extra crazy just fun as fucking state

that’s why i’m gonna go when the apocalypse hits

that’s my next move my next move is texas

soon as uh you

know san francisco breaks off and falls into the ocean

i’m gonna take the hint

pack up my shit

move to texas

that’s where you want to be if al qaeda attacks america

too al qaeda is like a hundred al qaeda right

it’s one of the crazy things they said

about afghanistan

there’s like a hundred taliban in afghanistan

i don’t know if it’s

right i don’t know if it’s true

the fucking

world’s filled with lies

ladies and gentlemen i don’t

understand any of it neither do you

why are we playing games

why do we pretend that we

understand the news and with

all the bullshit

the government feeds us to even pretend that

we know exactly what’s happening overseas is

laughable that shit’s ridiculous

there’s no way you can know what’s

going on in afghanistan

when i hear people arguing

you know well

you knew what man the taliban

right now and the position that allocate is in

it’s imperative

that we what are you even fucking talking about dude

i know that you have a kid

i know that you’re a fucking accountant

i know that you play softball

that’s a lot of time that you just ate up

where is the time to going

to afghanistan and really

finding out what the fuck is

going on with the taliban

it’s not happening

right you’re just talking out of your ass

that’s what everybody’s doing

they’re reading talking points

based on you know the various

right wing or left wing websites or

right wing or left wing

television shows they’re picking a side

and they just fucking get on it

that’s the problem with

human beings

we you know all this nutty shit happens in the

world and one of the reasons why we allow

nutty shit to happen is because we get on a team and

and we get our team and we pick it

that’s why so few democrats are complaining

about obama

democrats should be

going fucking bonkers just like everybody else is

going bonkers

cause obama’s proven

to be no no different than any of the rest of them

but democrats

there they’re not saying any

crazy shit about

obama because

obama is on their team

and that’s how

people look at shit that’s why we’re so fucked up

you know i mean this guy he sends

he gets the nobel

peace prize and then sends 30 000

troops to afghanistan

could you imagine how democrats

would react if

a republican did that

they would go fucking crazy

meanwhile with

obama they’re like

no they don’t want to say anything

i mean it’s really the perfect way

to get if the republicans were

genius i mean

if the big cabal conspiracy is true if

there are billionaire bankers that totally control the

world what a

genius way to control

everything you get a

black liberal

and you have him do exactly the same

thing that republicans do

get a black

liberal a guy who supposedly

liberal but yet is

sending mean he’s

liberal in the way he

spends tax dollars this

fucking all this

crazy shit with the bailout that

the fact that

they’re not accountable for this

money we can’t exactly figure out

where it all went

and they haven’t loosened lending at all

that was a whole idea

about this it was supposed to

stimulate the economy and make

that money more accessible but they’ve

loaned less

money than ever before

i mean the whole

thing is it just reeks of crime

it reeks of corruption

and opportunism

yet you know how many democrats are talking

about it very

few the reason why is because he’s on their team

it makes no sense

it’s like a guy on a football team

throwing the fucking ball the

wrong way and the crowd is

still cheering

i mean it’s really what it’s like or the

crowds not saying anything

they’re pretending they don’t know

we love to be on fucking teams it’s one of the

worst things

about human beings

and one of the scariest teams

right now is team stupid

it’s not even team republican

team stupid jumps on team

republican because team republican

doesn’t talk down to them

but that’s why the

sarah palin

thing works so well

the reason why

sarah palin works so well is not because all

these people believe with her

ideas and they

agree with her ideas and

agree with her on the issues

they don’t even know how she

stands on the issues

one of the scariest

videos i ever saw in line was this dude at a

sarah palin

book signing

these motherfuckers were in line for

hours it was like

zero degrees outside

they’re in inline for

hours waiting

to talk to sarah palin

talking about how she

should be president

and about you know they’re just

bringing back to

basic values and we’re

gonna go back to the way america

should be and

all that talk is just

stupid talk

that’s what they are what they’re saying is

she seems like me i am dumb

i don’t know what the fuck is happening i’m terrified

i believe in

fairy tales

i believe in dumb nonsense that’s easily disproven

and i like her

cause she does too

they like the fact that

sarah palin

believes that

evolution is bullshit

and that the

earth is only 10 000 years old she believes that

she said that to a fucking

teacher in alaska

she had a conversation with them

you know but

long before she ever ran for president

or vice president rather

that’s what they like they look stupid

people love

stupid shit

they love someone

that makes them feel like they’re okay

if you use a windows computer

you love other people

that use windows you use windows too yeah windows rules

max are for fags

or it’s the

other way if you’re a mac head you look at

those idiots in

their fucking windows

people love

to be on the same team whether it’s republican

or democrat or

smart or stupid

how many dumb people have you ever met that are on team

smart a lot right

there are a

lot of dumb people that try to pretend to be smart

and then you talk to him

about things and they just have like

these talking

points that they can repeat but

they really have just

adopted a conglomeration of

other people’s opinions they

haven’t really thought anything out

and when you challenge them on the very ideas

for these opinions that

are organizing and governing

their entire lives

they really have nothing to say

about it because they

haven’t really thought

about it that’s a

smart person

than according to most people that’s

someone who’s on team

smart but he’s really a dumb god

and that’s very common

it’s just taking advantage of the whole team thing

and that’s what the fuck is going on with obama

we got a we got a guys pretending

to be on you know one team and doing exactly the same

thing that the other team would do

this guy says

dustin hunter says i didn’t used to hate mccain

until he brought palin into the picture i think

what’s a repellent

should show any all of us all of us is that

it will clearly she’s not qualified to run the

world there’s no way no but nobody believes that

but what that shows you is that

the position of president really is

just horseshit

you know they really are just a

spokesperson

you know you get into that position you’re a

spokesperson for

big business it’s no more than being a star of a sitcom

you know you’re not writing the sitcom you’re

the star of the sitcom you’re the guy that they choose

to play the fat postal

worker or whatever

the fuck you are the bartender whatever you want

you’re you’re the the

black liberal you know

you’re the white

rancher i mean

george bush even went so far as to buy a fucking

ranch in texas

you know i mean that kind of

he’s from fucking maine you know

they just played this part of like the texas

down home he’s out in memory used to be on the

ranch like sawing

wood and shit like the fuck are you doing man

sawing wood

you know supposed to

think that you’re on my side now

it’s like they’re playing a part

you know and that’s what’s going on so

mccain i mean

he’s no different than all the rest of them you know

if you were really a maverick

you never get to that position

the guys like ron paul

the guys that

stand up and

i mean ron paul just

gave back a hundred thousand dollars to the treasury

from his i guess from

i don’t know exactly what the details of it

i have to read it

sounds real good good talking point

but ron paul is like he’s like this old dude that wears

sneakers you know he wears

suits with sneakers on you know why because he

doesn’t give a fuck

you know he

doesn’t care they’re black

that so they’re the

leather and

the bottoms rubber the more comfortable than fucking

stupid shoes with

slippery souls

you know i mean

that’s the kind

of duty is he’s just don’t give a fuck dude and

those dudes don’t get to be president

those dudes just get to talk a lot

and somewhere

someone along the line

figures out

some way to discredit him make him look nutty

you know you remember when he was a

talking when all the people were talking

about presidential

candidates back in two thousand and

eight you know

ron paul they were they were joking

about them laughing

about left and

right meanwhile

everything he said came true

when he was talking

about the economic collapse and he was talking

about i mean

everything that he said

about the bailout

everything he said

about where the

money was gonna go he’s fucking

right about

all this shit and they

still make it

make it seem like he’s a nut

and you know somehow another managed to connect him to

9 11 truthers and

you know fucking david i

rep reptilian conspiracy theories

like all these fucking nutty people

they somehow another

wound up connecting them all together

to somehow another discredit anything that might be

a little bit controversial or weird

you know that’s another

thing that people like to do they love to

love to box

shit up nice and tidy you know

you know if you’re saying some

things that are uncomfortable for people to hear

they just stick you with some 9 11

truthers or something along

those lines

just shut you right the fuck up you know

ron paul apparently doesn’t believe in evolution though

which is very interesting

because that’s a

you know whether or not you

believe that there’s a god or whether or not i mean

i don’t think the

the two i don’t

think they’re mutually exclusive i think that

the idea of

evolution is like the idea that everything

becomes more and more complex as time goes on

and we could see that the evidence of that we

could see that in our own lives

we could see that in our own culture

tried watching like a tv show from 1950 and

they were so fucking dumb

i mean they’re

so dumb it’s like staggering they’re like a comedy now

it’s almost like they’re a parody

you know if you

watch like father knows best or something

like that i mean it really is almost like a parody

and the reason being because people

did not have as much access to information back then

they were more naive

our culture was less evolved

if you look at the

music from 1930

and then look at the

music here in

2010 it’s very

clear that things are

becoming more and more complex

they’re evolving

sure there’s some dumb shit that’s

stuffed in there too and there’s always

gonna be dumb shit you need to feed the

dummies but

on the most part

like rock music and more complex

music it’s just

it sounds different the

production quality is far better

you know what they can do with music and

sound is far better

it’s evolving

it’s becoming more complex just like all organisms are

you know there’s a

place in the congo

where the congo’s only

the way it is

right now the rainforest

has only been like that for a couple thousand years

two thousand years ago what it was it was

grasslands but the

grasslands because the climate change

became this rainforest

and there’s a lot of like

plains animals that are

stuck inside this

this incredibly

dense jungle

and one of them is this little antelope

and this little antelope i

think it’s called a diker

it swims underwater

and it eats fish

it’s in the

fucking antelope family it’s this little tiny

short legged antelope

it swims underwater and eats fish

i mean if that’s not something fucking

adapting and

surviving and this

is over the course of just a couple of thousand years

there’s a fish

in the congo that

climbs out of the

water and walks

to the next

water hole and

then dives in i mean what the fuck is that

that’s something

evolving you know

this is evolution that’s

occurring in this little

small area over a very

short period of time

i mean the idea that this fucking antelope

developed to swim

because there’s so much

water there and there’s

rivers and all this shit and it’s

you know it’s a way to get more food

they swim underwater

and they eat fish i mean it’s fucking craziness

they’ve developed ability to to hunt

you know and it’s an antelope

mean that’s pretty crazy

stuff that doesn’t mean there’s no god

it just means there’s some other shit going on

you know it

doesn’t mean that there’s not

some one all

powerful thing at the end of it

the idea though that that one all powerful

thing at the end of it looks like us and talks english

and you know is

you know it wants you

to follow his way or you burn in hell all that fucking

kookiness that’s obviously people fucking with the idea

but i think the idea that

the whole thing

might be operating

under some sort of an

ethic that the

whole universe

might be operating

under the force of

like at least an energy

or a direction

you know we

think of it as

god as being a thing

but maybe god is

everything maybe god is all

things and then all

things work together

but that our job whatever our job is on this

earth that we’re moving in a direction

where we have to compete

in order to

facilitate that movement

and in order to really be in competition with each

other we have to sort of

think separate from each other

we have to compete with each

other so there has to be a you and there has to be a me

there has to be separation

to compete sexually

there has to be

separation to compete financially to compete

you know career wise

and that maybe

all a by product of the law of nature

that it might be moving us

in this direction and that

might be one of the reasons why people are slowly

starting to come become

aware of that idea

they mean the idea that all

human beings and all

everything in this

whole universe are somehow connected

you know i mean that

might be really what’s what’s what’s

going on but we

might be unaware of that because our job

is on this planet

in this life

in this dimension

our job is to

facilitate something our job is to compete with each

other in order to

facilitate our

cultural evolution

because if we didn’t have that if we didn’t

think like that

you know if we

lived like monks or if we

you know lived like native americans

we wouldn’t you know

technology would get done you know

theoretically

at this point in time who knows

you know at this

point in time maybe

i’m hiding the chat rogan fans are batshit insane

really oh that bad what’s going on over here

what’s

this you stream slow as fuck

this guy says are

you as high as me i don’t know how high you are buddy

i don’t answer

trick questions

how dare you

so

oh ron paul hates blacks

are you sure

dennis percentage is the ron paul the left yeah

he seems to be another one

you never know what these dennis

percentage guys are you know i think ron paul’s

pretty obviously legit

but you never know how these guys just decide that

like there’s a lot of money and being a rebel

you know it’s very possible

it’s very possible

that you know they’re just fucking playing us

and that they know they can get a good movement

going on sort of like

gurus you know if you

ever met anybody that proclaims to be like really like

open minded and all

about love but really turns out they’re kind of all

about themselves and they’re kind of like full of shit

like they’re really not on a quest

they’re just all

about like fulfilling

their ego and

you know and that this

that stance

the loving you know open i’m a buddhist

i’ve been practicing buddhism for a while now

and then you

know you really get to know the guy get him

dropping he’s a douchebag you know

what is that you know

i think i think there’s a lot of people doing that i

think that could be like the dentist

percentage thing too

who knows i mean he

might be legit

i’m not saying dennis

percentage in general i’m saying

it’s very possible

i’m not saying dentists

specifically but it’s very possible

that especially in

today’s day and age

that someone

could posture

themselves position themselves

as like the outsider

position themselves as the rebel

someone who’s outside the

system is gonna take it down

you know look at all this corruption look at all this

chaos what we need to do is this

i’m willing to give up all my

money i’ll work for free and

you know and

build some kind of a

crazy movement

behind them i mean it’s really not a bad idea

so many disenfranchised people

right my my friends

you know the fuck i’m talking

about yeah they

found tons of

water on the moon

i would think that

would be really interesting

if i hadn’t seen sunshine last night

right now i don’t give a fuck

about space

i saw a stupid science fiction

movie last night that was really good for like

three quarters of it

it was a fascinating

movie for like

three quarters of the

movie and then it just took this

left turn down what the fuck boulevard

and it was just just retarded the last

quarter of it is

literally like someone took the script

and got a hold of the last 20 pages and just jacked the

whole movie

just wanted to make sure that the

movie sucked

i mean it was really like somebody

had a vested interest in the

studio failing

opening for me tomorrow would be

the lovely and talented sam tripoli

if you’ve never seen sam before he’s

fucking hilarious and he’s an

old school comedy store veteran

known sam forever

already had a back out last minute

some shit came up he just nailed some nice commercials

so always making some loop

he had to make that paper you know i’m saying

so already had a back out so sam tripley’s in

who is a hilarious dude so it’s

gonna be a fuck of a hell of a lot of good time

yeah zombie sunburn man says cheese cow

yeah you know what i’m talking about man that

movie sucked at the end didn’t it that was ridiculous

what would the

world be like if everyone could separate from their ego

see that’s the problem i don’t think it would work

you know one of the you know

the realities of this life is there’s a whole

system set up

and one person out of 6 billion is not

going to change the whole system

and the way the system is set up for the

majority of human beings is competition

and competition sexually competition socially

competition financially

and that competition

when when you have that it

fosters innovation it makes sure that people create new

things and make sure that people work hard

and make sure that people compete with each

other and things get done

and i wrote a blog about this that i think that that’s

what human being’s

purpose on this earth is i think that our purpose

as like materialists this whole idea of competition and

capitalism and materialism

that it might be really just to support technology

that it might be

the universe’s way of making us evolve

that we might not just evolve physically

by by you know our cells

becoming more complex our dna becoming

but it might be more complicated than that

we might be evolving by integrating with

technology we might be evolving by facilitating

technology to to emerge and you know

i mean it might be as simple as

i wrote about in my blog

about there’s a

an aquatic worm

that infects grasshoppers

and it takes

over the grasshopper and makes the grasshopper a zombie

like it infects them

it’s a parasite

gets inside

their body grows inside the body cavity the grasshopper

then rewires the grasshopper’s brain

and forces the grasshopper to jump into

water and drown

so that they

can pop out of the grasshopper’s body and survive

if that ain’t some shit

i mean that is fucking nuts

that’s a really

crazy thing to

think about

that this organism

tricks another organism to commit suicide

and thus give

birth to it

because that’s the only way that aquatic worm

could live it can’t live in the grasshoppers world

if it comes out in the grasshoppers

world it’ll dry out and it’ll die

but if it talks the grasshopper

into committing suicide by jumping in the lake

grasshoppers can’t swim

you know i mean that’s like a

a fire bug talking you into diving into a volcano it

doesn’t make any sense

like it’s certain

death if a grasshopper jumps into that

water it’s certain death

and somehow another

this organism talks to grasshopper into doing it

you know it

might very well

be that our purpose as an organism that the

human beings purpose

in this world

is to make something else

that our purpose is to create a life form out of

technology it’s very possible

very very possible

if you think

about what life is i mean what life is

i mean there’s cellular life and there’s

you know we assume that that’s what all life is but

what life is is something that reproduces

something that

exists it moves

about of its own accord it

you know even while

plants don’t do that but

plants reproduce and

there’s a process it

takes in energy and puts out energy breathes in oxygen

puts out carbon dioxide it’s like

that applies

to computers

that applies to

electronics yeah we create them

but they require something

and they release something

you know when you’re playing with a computer

you turn it on it requires

power but then it radiates images and it radiates

information and it connects to

other computers i mean there’s a

whole process it’s very similar to a life form

and if at one important time

if they become

sentient that means if they be if they have a mind of

their own if they can

think for themselves they’re

aware they’re

alive if they’re

aware that you know

that they are

individuals or they’re

aware if they become conscious

if that happens

who’s to say that’s not a life form

i mean if artificial intelligence

is more intelligence than us

just because it’s artificial just because we created it

doesn’t mean it’s not real

i mean to call it artificial intelligence

it’s not artificial like

like you know here’s

a fucking ferrari that’s made a cake you can’t drive it

no it’s fucking intelligent it’s real intelligent

it’s not it’s more

synthetic intelligence it’s more

man created intelligence

but to call it artificial i’m not sure if that’s right

i’m not sure if that’s the way to look at it

or maybe i just smoke too much wheat

that’s possible too

but you know i don’t think so

i’m going with my initial ideas

computers will have a soul

well that’s the big question what the fuck is a soul

i mean that’s a

the question of what a solo that’s

a that’s a slippery

goddamn question right there mean

is that real is the soul real

what is it is a soul energy

you know is a soul

the same in us as it is in all things

i mean what

a fucking desks have souls what if wood has a soul

we don’t know

i mean i would said that to vegetarian friends

you know people be like

oh i don’t eat meat i don’t believe in animal suffering

i understand that but

you know and i

appreciate that i like animals too but

what how do we not know that trees suffer

you now i talked to daniel

pinchbeck this

psychedelic author dude he told me that trees can

feel pain and that they’ve proven it and that

they can detect when

people in a room like when someone has done them harm

that you can hook them up to like some sort of a sensor

and they can detect when the person has done harm like

they react when the person’s in the room

so how do we not know we’re not torturing trees

trees are just some life form that we can’t understand

you know i mean it

might be just a

a less obvious version of us

you know being willing to imprison dolphins you know

maybe keeping a fucking

plant in your

house sucks for the plant

maybe that’s terrible for them

you know imagine what it feels like to be some

shitty plant that everybody forgets to

water and you sit there like half

starving to

death all the time

you know we don’t know that’s that’s a form of life

plants are a form of life

so whether you eat

plants or eat animals man for real

i don’t think

i don’t really think that much of a difference

don’t eat people because people talk

they scream supposedly

mm hmm they did that on mythbusters

is that true

buddy they did that on mythbusters they prove that

the plants can’t think or they can’t feel you or react

because i’m pretty sure that was like

scientific data from like a

university he was quoting me

i don’t know though

i will leave it up to you people to google

i could google that shit right now but

then i’ll be all distracted and i

would not be able to keep my flow

best vaporizer for like 200 bucks

this is a hilarious question

vito caputo do you think phaidor is a bitch

yeah yeah totally

yeah it’s just you go tell him go tell him his bitch

it’s not like

knocked out

or submitted or beat the fuck out of

every human being he’s faced

yeah what a bitch what

in regardless of whether you like to

ufc you want to see that match up or what

there’s no way you can call that guy a

bitch that guy’s a fucking savage

that guy’s spooky

hilarious stupid stupid question my friend

why am i getting the same

twitter messages over and over again

stop cutting down trees this guy says

yeah man we got to live like avatar brother

try to read these

and find one that’s reasonably interesting

god damn some of these questions are

crazy the ghost in the machine

yeah i mean look it’s not my thought i mean

a million people have come up with it they have

movies on i mean that terminator idea

that’s all about it ray kurzweil all his ideas

it’s all based on the same ideas that

technology’s

going somewhere i mean

it kind of makes sense

it’s like you get caught up and john kate and fucking

tiger woods and all this nonsense and

and everybody forgets

you know everybody forgets what the fuck is really

going on that we are creating

things we have a culture we’re moving towards something

and it seems to me

that’s my armchair

armchair psychologist self

not even psychologist armchair

futurist you know that something’s happening

you know we’re moving towards something

and all the blinders are in

place to make sure that we keep going

all the blinders

i mean that’s one of the weirdest

things about being a

human being is that everybody

goes through this life pretending like it’s

going to lead to something that you’re

going to be able to be static

you know instead of

treating it as this this wild just temporary

experience everybody

treats it like it’s permanent like you’re saving

things and you’re

putting aside savings and you’re

you know you’re

planning for the future and you know one day i’m

gonna make it and we have this whole idea like

you’re gonna get somewhere

and then everything is gonna stop

but that’s just bullshit no

one’s just being real with us about that

we’re all temporary

and the fact that we don’t address that

and we’re not

we don’t embrace

really embrace the moment

that’s like one of the most important

things about being a human

recognizing this shit is just

fleeting it’s

gonna come and it’s

gonna go and you gotta just

pile in as much

enjoyment and

pleasure and fun and positive energy as you can

because that’s really what it’s all

about spread as much as you can

leave as much

to help other people as you can

say as much as you

think that you

think is gonna help

other people i mean that’s really what it’s all about

meanwhile we’re all fucking

planning for a bigger house

no working on saving for a bigger tv

constantly distracting ourselves with

fucking items items and

and notions notions of retirement and the golden

age and someday

i’m gonna do this

some but you’re not doing shit it’s

right now is someday

there’s no sun day there’s this

moment and this moment goes on forever

there’s a bunch of shit happening during this moment

there’s things that keep

going on like the

earth keeps

spinning around a star

and you keep getting

tired and you have to rest for a little

while but it’s

still the same goddamn moment

we need to treat it like that

we need to treat it like it’s one big thing

you know and

that it’s not

gonna be here forever

it’s one big fucking ride

and it lasts 80 something years

and then who knows

and who fucking knows

why do you think america has never made a big deal

out of russia giving us the 9 11 monument hmm

i don’t even know they did

i haven’t thought about that i don’t know um

i don’t even know what that monument is

you know i mean look the whole 9 11 thing man

who the fuck knows what that’s all

about who the fuck knows what any of it is all about

do you write comedy or does it flow out

you have to write

very important you can’t just flow

it out because you’ll forget a lot of the shit you say

you know you have to

write it down

and writing down helps you

come up with more

things and branch off of it

it takes longer to like

to write a word that it doesn’t

think of the word you know you think

like you’re writing

polar bear you know

polar bear you

think about a

polar bear instantly

but you’re writing

about that polar bear

as you’re writing

you’re in the act of putting down the

letters and the act of putting together the sentences

there’s much much much more thinking

you know that’s one of the reasons why my blogs

i think anybody’s writing you know if you edit it

will always sound

much smoother more

precise more concise than

these retarded

ramblings that i do on you stream

and then the you

stream ramblings i don’t have any notes

i don’t know what i’m

gonna say i don’t have a fucking clue

and that’s for me that’s the best way i do it

because i just get on and i just

start talking

about shit and

then just let it happen and let it flow up but like

for for stand up comedy you

gotta do a lot of writing to it’s

gotta be both

it’s gotta be

gotta have the ability to just flow with things

and like like like this weekend

something happened with the you know the killer whale

thing and i

when i was in

dallas i had like

ten minutes on the killer whale

but it was all shit that i had like

written down

that day and then just fucked around with that

night just went with it

so i think you’re

gonna have both

you have to have writing but you have to

you have to be able to flow with

things too you have to be able to take chances too

you know you gotta

comedies like

it’s like you have to have a road map

you have to know

where you’re going but

you can take a little detours you know

when you’re on your way you have a map you know

where you’re

gonna go you

could go off into the woods for a little while

and sometimes when you go off in the woods for a little

while you get more interesting shit out of it you know

and i think people

appreciate it you know like when

there’s something that happens

you know that day with like the killer

whale and then a guy goes on

stage at that

night and talks

about it you

know that this guy’s just winging this i mean he had a

wrote some stuff down but this isn’t

stuff he’s worked on

this isn’t some material

he’s done a hundred times shit just happened yesterday

you know there’s something

about that man it makes it more fun

makes it more more it’s more

alive or something you know people can be sure

you know part of comedy

is like the

trick and the

trick is to make you

think that i’m thinking

about what i’m

thinking right now

you know but

when you really can

pull that off it’s like there’s something something

extra special

about it so i

think it’s both you know i

think it’s both

you got a right

and you got a fuck around too

what do i think of parallel universes says

ace of spades

1369 you know what is more fascinating to me

people with numbers in the end of their names

what’s that all about

especially when they have like sixty nine

the rocker sixty nine shut the fuck up please

i’m in the sixty nine bro

minute eating

pussy while i get my dick sucked

that’s what’s in my name i’m crazy

plus you could have

sixty nine didn’t

even change tell you to take it down man

you can’t have

mike i like to eat pussy

while i get my dick sucked that can’t be your name

people get upset at you

but you can just throw

sixty nine there and then give him a wink

hey man what’s that

sixty nine the end of your name about

anyway i forgot

your fucking question that’s how dumb it was

not really sir i’m just fucking around

i really did forget your question though

sure could have been that fascinating

jimmy norton loves me

i love him too i’m gonna see in a couple couple weeks

are you smart because you’re

funny or funny because you’re smart

you know funny it’s just being honest

and recognizing all the fucking

crazy shit that’s going on

it’s like really

comedy is like really just

tuning into the the retardedness of the universe

because it’s like it’s all there for you

you know i mean you

write it down you expose it

but it’s like you know the raw materials are all there

it’s like mining for diamonds

in a room filled with diamonds

i mean that’s what it’s like

stand up comedy in america in 2010

it literally is like you know

like what do you do

oh i go out and i find money

where’s the

money that’s

everywhere on the ground

i mean that’s really what it’s like it’s like

your raw material is life itself

and that’s what you mind you mind life the

ridiculousness of life whenever you see

warranted warranted

irony warranted

things to be mocked warranted

stupid shit

when it’s all

right in front of your face

people complaining about avatar you know

meanwhile we got two wars going on known says a peep

i have not read christopher hitchens god is not

great but that guy is a

pretty badass arguer he’s really good at

trouncing people

i enjoy watching him

lash lash christians you know

fundamentalist christians he gives them a beating

it’s pretty interesting

no i never got a copy the youtube

show that i didn’t save it was much like this one

i was just fucking around talking and

i forgot to save it this time

i know what the fuck i did

wrong i will make sure that i save it

what do i think

about the couple inches that the axis has

shifted i don’t know if it’s really a couple inches but

apparently the

the earthquake

in chile was so big

that it shortened our day

it changed our day by like

like a millisecond like

fraction of a millisecond whatever it is

but it’s a measurable amount

that it shorten our day that’s how because it changed

the the the distribution of the mass in the earth

how fucking crazy is that

the earthquake was so strong it shorten our day

which makes you think

like when earth gets hit by meteors

like giant fucking

asteroids like the one that killed the dinosaurs

i wonder if that like can

shorten or lengthen the day

i mean it seems like it

could right

it seems like it only makes

sense that it would like

if you add mass to the

earth so these these

things are gigantic you know

five hundred mile across

hunks of metal and rock and shit from

space they come

slamming into the earth

doesn’t that that has to increase the mass of the

earth right

unless it knocks

off just as much as it puts back and that’s how like

that’s how they believe the earth

developed a moon

they believe there was

earth one and

earth two and earth

one got hit by a fucking planet

we got hit by a planet

and apparently that happens

like that’s one of the

crazy can you imagine that we were

about to get hit by a planet

you know imagine if you look up and mars is like

right fucking there like

right behind the moon

and coming towards us and there’s nothing we

could do about it

what the fuck

like that’s possible

in some solar

systems that happens to

earth it’s happened before

there’s a thing called bodes law

and bode’s law is the way it works i believe

i’ve been told at

least by the scientist fella

he told me that the mass of

certain things they measure

about a planet

particularly the mass but a

few other things too

and in measuring

those they can

pretty accurately

judge where the next planet will be in that

solar system

well it applies to all the planets in our

solar system except

to mars and jupiter

because mars and jupiter

apparently according to this gentleman i’m

not sure if it’s correct look it up google it please

he said that mars and jupiter

in fact there

should be a planet in between them

and according to bode’s law

but there is not instead there is an asteroid belt

which makes some theorize

that that is the result of another planetary

collision or

maybe the same one that created

earth that like

something got fucking

cracked like it

guess it happens a lot

you know it’s even written

about in the

sumerian text

the sumerian text

depicts you know this is

some shit that was written like 6 000 years ago on

clay tablets

depicts that that’s also

how earth was created

it depicts that we you know

these two planets called

tiamat and marduk

collided and they created

earth it’s very similar to our own

earth one and

earth two hypothesis

so it’s it’s really fucking fascinating shit man

you know the idea that

the universe is

static it’s not

static at all

you know the center of

every single

galaxy is a

supermassive

black hole that’s exactly one half of 1

of the mass of the galaxy

so the bigger the galaxy the bigger the

supermassive

black hole and

those things are

just eating stars up all the time i mean you see like

the big spiral around like

black holes

they’re eating they’re eating planets

it’s going getting forced into the event horizon

it’s really really really nutty shit

you know we

could get hit by a fucking planet

i mean that

could be real

fucking asteroid we can get hit by a goddamn planet

i mean it hasn’t happened

you know in billions and billions

and billions of years it’s not likely to happen

but what if it happens

it’s fucking nuts

tiamat and marduke babylonian gods made the

earth yeah it’s all this

it’s all from the same part of the earth

or yeah it’s from iraq

where iraq is

today used to be some air

and the sumerian text all talks

about the creation of the earth

and you could dismiss it but

they knew a lot of shit

first of all

they had a very accurate depiction of our

of our solar

system with

all the planets in the correct size in the correct

orbit including

pluto and we didn’t know

about pluto until 1930

so who the fuck knows but they also talk about

beings from another planet that supposedly

created human beings using genetic engineering

it’s very very possible that what we get with

these old old

civilizations that had a

tremendous amount of knowledge

it’s very possible that what that is

is the remnants of an even earlier

civilization that was possibly wiped out

like our idea that earth

that it moves on a very

very linear that

our society

progresses on a very linear line that’s easy to follow

you know like there’s cavemen

and at the end there’s

human beings in 2010

that’s very disputed

there’s a lot

of people graham hancock is one of my favorites

and john anthony west is another

there’s another of

these a lot of

these archeologists that support the idea that

it’s very possible that

human beings who have been around

way way way longer than we think

like thirty

forty hundreds of thousands of years like we don’t know

that our culture

the reason why our

culture is so advanced

today over such a

short period of time

is cause we’re really relearning complex

things like

technology and tools and

and you know electricity and the internet

and in fact

these old cultures

that had all this knowledge knowledge of genetics that

existed in the

sumerian culture and all that

the reason why

these people

had this is because that’s knowledge that they got from

an even earlier

culture that was probably wiped out

by some fucking

super volcano or an

earthquake or a meteor

who knows i mean there’s

a lot of evidence that some

crazy shit has happened over and over and over

again on this planet

and not just

crazy shit like

killing the dinosaurs but

crazy shit like during our lifetime

human beings

were certainly around ten thousand years ago

but not only

that you know what else was around 10 000 years ago

fucking woolly mammoths and sabretooth

tigers and half of

north america was

under a mile high

sheet of ice

there was a

crazy ice age

going on and it

ended almost instantaneously with

these animals

becoming extinct almost instantaneously

and there’s a lot

of people that theorize that’s because of some sort of

a natural cataclysmic disaster

some sort of a meteor impact

or something fucking nutty

that wiped out all the woolly mammoths all the

saber tooth tigers

fucked up all

cultures all over the world

and sort of

reset human

civilization

and that it’s possible

that people existed

a long long long time before that

and that culture

existed a long long time before that

you know and people say well

where’s the evidence of that culture

that’s the real

tricky thing because what evidence

would there be you know

you ever see that there’s

like a discovery channel show i believe it is life

after people

which shows like how quickly

things get eaten up

you know in detroit

detroit is so bad

right now the economy so fucked up and

crazy that bears

are moving back into detroit they have bear

sightings in the fucking city

that’s no bullshit

because there’s so desolate

that so many

houses are abandoned

and these houses

plants are growing up through the fucking

floorboards

i mean it’s only

been a few years and nature is already trying to devour

these buildings

nature’s trees are

covering these and this is a cold ass fucking climate

where these trees can only grow

you know a few

months out of the year

it’s really really naughty shit

there’s some some images in russia there too

of all these different

places in russia that were abandoned

after the fall of the soviet

union and these

places were

abandoned and now nature is just taking them over

trees are growing through

buildings and

just literally consuming things

i think that

you know it’s probably difficult to find evidence of a

culture a couple thousand years ago

unless it’s in stone

you know the

stuff that we find from thousands of years ago

it’s like the pyramid type

stuff you know

stone things

those things last forever

stone tablets

clay pottery

stone buildings that shit last forever but metal

electronics like that’s just

gonna be gone

that stuff will just get

eaten up by the

earth and swallow

evidence of a

culture 30 000 years ago that’s

ridiculous there’s not

gonna be anything

it’ll all get swallowed

you know i mean

there are so many temples

that they find that are swallowed up by the rainforest

in in south america

mayan temples

incredibly complex

pyramids and all

these different

things that are

covered up by rainforest

there’s probably hundreds of them that they’ve

never found

they just they

waited too long

and they’re just

covered up by trees

when they’re in mexico

city they’re all in mexico city they’re always like

building things and then finding really old

you know mayan ruins

underneath mexico city they find that shit all the time

where they have to

halt construction

because they

found some monuments and they found some

some you know

ancient walls or something and turns out there’s a

whole goddamn city down there

not a lot of evidence

not a lot of evidence happens

after you know

just 10 000 years so i have a feeling that what

what we get out of like the sumerian

culture and all these people that knew all these

things like

you know that knew

about mars and or knew

about pluto and knew

about genetic engineering all these ideas

it’s a very possible

very very possible that what they knew

was just some shit

that ancient ancient

civilizations who were just as advanced as us

maybe became

advanced in a different way but just as advanced as us

that they had figured it out

you know like

that that’s so true with so many different

cultures you know and

the idea that like you know people read the

sumerian text and they say well

you know these these

sumerians say that

the anunnaki came from another galaxy

and you know they they created

humans with you know

with genetic engineering so well there it’s written in

stone it’s got to be true

no people are full of shit in

2010 you don’t

think they were full of shit

5000 years bc

the ancient

sumerian text

could easily be

6000 years ago

version of scientology

it’s very very very very possible

you know just because it’s written down on rocks

doesn’t mean it’s real

you know we

don’t know there’s there’s a lot of goddamn questions

all right i’m only

gonna ramble

for a little bit longer because i

gotta get the fuck out of here because i

gotta go to canada bitches oh shits

like i said i’m headed there this weekend

very excited

can’t wait looking forward to

it very much so

i am going to

casino nova scotia in

halifax thursday night

and then friday night

i’m in the branson center in

ottawa and then saturday night

queen elizabeth theater in toronto

you dirty bitches

and thank you everyone for coming out

to these shows i’m really

excited it’s

the most fun

thing that i

do for sure you know i mean i love work for the

ufc and i love

i mean i love a lot of different

things that

i’ve done but nothing’s more fun than comedy

it’s just it’s the craziest

most open ended art form

you know and it’s the the the art form that i have the

the most the most control over so it’s just

it’s you know it’s the

you can be you

could be the freest you can

you could show people exactly what you’re

thinking say exactly

which on your mind and this too and this

thing i think

you know i talked to a comic

about this we saying like

you know you do your rambling on this youtube thing

or this you stream

thing rather

he said aren’t you like eating up some material

said not really i think i

think i’m like coming up with material doing this

because i’m not crazy

so i never get a chance to just talk like this okay

i never get a chance to have like a one way

cop this like

a one way conversation you can’t talk back

i mean i’m listening to some of the shit that you say

on on the twitter

but i mean i’m not you not you don’t get to talk

i only talk for an hour and that’s very unnatural

and i think

rambling long

long rants like that

that’s like

that’s the best

way that’s the best way to come up with new shit

there’s writing

and writing is important too but this is another

interesting component

and i think i

think doing

these ustream things

has been taking my material to another level

another level

yes doing the you stream

thing doing

what doing the you

stream you stream

things has been taking my material to another level i

think it gives me more of an opportunity to fuck around

more of an opportunity just

rant about shit

you know when you ran

about shit sometimes you ranting

about shit with a buddy

and then he’ll say something you forget what you were

gonna say and then

you go back to it but you don’t have it anymore

but with this it’s like

one hour i think

i’m gonna switch to

uh doing it

twice a week though

i think what i’m

gonna do is like this one hour and i’m

gonna do it

twice a week

so wednesday um

and i might do

monday too so as of

right now we’re

gonna leave it as is

i’m just gonna keep doing wednesdays

but i think i’m

gonna try to do it

twice a week i

think it’s better to do a little less time

a little more often

and i wouldn’t want to listen to me

talk for more than a fucking hour

and you know if you’re at work

listening to me rambo for more than an hour

jesus goddamn christ go to work get

your shit done

unless you can get your shit done

while you’re doing what i’m doing

listening to me and then i

would say god damn you got a mindless ass job

if you can listen to my nonsense and

still get done what you’re doing no problem whatsoever

what are you doing you fixing

shoes what are you doing

nothing wrong with

fixing shoes

all right ladies and gentlemen

i think that’s it

this guy says plus one

twice a week

yeah well we’re

gonna have all the shows up in mp3

brian red band just finished the site that he

wrote and in the

in the next day or two we’ll have that new site up

and the new

site will have the ability to directly podcast so

it’ll all be on itunes i know i keep fucking

promising that but

whatever you can get this

i mean it’s better to have it on podcast form but you

you can watch this

you know if you

gotta watch you

gonna watch it

all right um

thank you very much

i i really do

enjoy doing

these things and i really

appreciate that

all you motherfuckers come out and i

appreciate that all you guys come to shows and

as crazy as they get

and as much as it seems like

total chaos i fucking i love it all

i love it all and i’m

very thankful very

happy that you guys keep coming out

so i’ll see you in canada

next week i’m in tempe arizona i’m at the tempe improv

next thursday friday saturday

can’t fucking wait

i’ll be there with my road dog ari shafir

and brian redband will be there too

and by then

should have the new site up and

should have all the mp3s

and all the podcast

should be available on itunes

so thank you very

much everybody and i will see you next wednesday or

monday if i decide to

start doing it

twice a week

all right bitches

thanks again