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so let me guess you want to know how to

become famous on YouTube well on this

totally not sarcastic 100 percent

accurate guide I’m gonna show you how to

become famous so you want to be a

vlogger this is actually quite easy just

record a 15 to 30 minute video doesn’t

really matter about what because let’s

be honest no one’s gonna watch it and

the key thing is during one second you

just have to have a really hot chick in

it preferably a chicken bikini you know

if you can go to the beach or something

just it could be just a frame doesn’t

matter and then put that hot chick in

the thumbnail and boom hundred thousand

views every 12 reeled that season that’s

gonna be like Oh boobs click on it fame

eat that video equals fame

so you want to be a vine channel well

this isn’t that hard to do just go to

vine calm down load a bunch of vines

don’t worry about giving credit no one

cares about credit just download a bunch

of people’s minds just rip them off make

a compliation compilation or stirs

nipples I don’t care what you call it

put it together upload it to YouTube and

title it best funny hilarious

awesome vines ever but put in a month in

advance so it’s October now so title it

November instead of you know put in a

month in advance so you’re ahead of

everyone else

I see like these vine compilations that

are like best vines of 2016 it’s not

even 2016 yet they’re just desperate for

views

so you want to be a famous Call of Duty

youtuber although that ship has sailed

like really a sail the ship is way over

there you can’t you know swim with hope

to catch up to it but to catch up to

that ship you’re pretty much gonna have

to sell out and make thousands of people

hate you in fact let me just open up my

phone real quick this is what you’re

gonna have to title your videos if you

want to be a famous called due to

youtuber this is a legitimate title

alright oMG G triple legendary

explanation point exclamation point

exclamation point

legendary mp40 afterburn plus legendary

one nine eleven hammer bite opening

reaction exclamation point exclamation

point exclamation point that’s what

you’re gonna have to title your videos

if you want to be a famous called Duty

youtuber you pretty much gonna have to

sell out make everyone in the world hate

you but hey you’re gonna be rolling in

the YouTube money

so you want to be a famous let’s player

well this is not hard to do actually in

fact PewDiePie the world’s biggest

youtuber is a let’s player all you have

to do is download random video games

computer phone whatever I just download

a random game play the game and then

when something moves just go and freak

out and then millions of views why

because majority of YouTube is a bunch

of nine and ten-year-olds and if you

scream over the littlest things they’ll

be like oh my goodness

look at him and then you’ll get a bunch

of views

which strategy that I use to get my

views well I used to talk about bigger

youtubers over controversial matters so

their fanbase will come to my channel

strategy that was a lot of work

and that is how you become famous on

YouTube believe a like if you enjoyed

and remember meth equals death

unplug your lamps in a lightning storm

because you know I have to burst the

lamp bus burst the bulb thing and your

TV unplug that as well

don’t kill squirrels that’s it’s not a

nice thing to do what there’s a fly over

there kill flies those are annoying and