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stupid things searched on Google what’s

up guys this is going to be a new series

on my channel we’re pretty much just

gonna screw around and see what people

search on Google because people people

search some really stupid stuff on

Google but just for instance here you’ll

see that 300 and 1000 people search PI

on average that’s just an example and

yeah we’re just gonna go with it

one of the first things I want to see I

wanted to see if mr. beast 6000 how many

people search that on average per month

we can’t just all right so apparently

not enough people start all right you

guys can just Google me every once a

while not only freaking the pop-up here

we have no sir just me how to get a gun

illegally let’s see let’s see how many

people search this talk a hundred and

forty people every month search how to

get a gun illegally if I was a cop I’d

set it up where every time someone

searches this I get a notification this

I can like stop by the house like why

are you searching this that’s funny it’s

cool you can see exactly how many times

people search stuff like this so I was

reading around and apparently if you

search 10 pounds pick one up one of the

first search results is 10 pounds of

fetus and mouthwash I don’t want to

click that because I feel like a lot of

you guys will get disgusted but that is

that is weird

ok this was another one

dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to

discourage time travel lyrics but is it

normal to be sexually attracted to

numbers who searches this stuff alright

I just thought of something good let’s

see how to hide a dead body I want to

see how many people have searched this

this is gonna oh not enough searches

darn it where to hide a dead body come

on please please whoa on average 1900

EDD body every month

so that means oh man and that means in

the last 30 days roughly 2,000 people

I’ve probably gone out and hit a dead

body that is hilarious how do I google

something this is this ought to be

interesting I have alright Wow

over 2,000 people search every month how

to Google something on Google that’s uh

that makes me lose my faith in humanity

to be honest can men make a sandwich oh

this is gonna piss some of you off I

don’t think any pit minus– watch oh man

it is Santa real this has got to get

something let’s see for though

oh that’s as ironic in December yup

that’s true

day 74,000 people on average every month

asked whether that’s best for Hill I

actually wanted Google that I want to

see what comes up is Santa real let’s

see does it just like crush their dreams

Santa’s are Santa’s based on the straw a

real person in history so it doesn’t

flat out say Santa’s not really kinda

like hints at it but it says it’s based

on a real person that’s good I guess

Google doesn’t want to kill too many

child’s dream that’s funny and look at

this almost half a million people

searching in December and then only

10,000 people in May that’s funny I’m

still salty none of you guys searched me

on Google you guys are mean who took my

cheese my stapler

I like which took my cheese I want to

see what Bob’s up who moved my cheese in

really is that a book who moved my

cheese why is this a book all right why

can’t I own look at that it

automatically fills it in why can’t I

own a Canadian I’ve never searched that

before and I faculty Phil’s the head

head why can’t I own a Canadian all

right let’s see what’s this all about

yeah that’s a lot of reading nevermind

why do men have nipples by the way I

hope you guys can’t tell I’m not wearing

any pants that’d be really weird if you

can see my boxers right now on average

18,000 people search every month why do

MIT should I kill

my wife please don’t tell me anything

pops up Oh should I kill my husband well

it looks like no one searches that well

apparently wives are more loyal than

husbands should I kill my sister I don’t

know oh I thought something would

actually come up I’d be like that’s

crazy

should I kill my brother and I probably

seem like a psychopath all right thank

goodness no one searches and one will

you have pie okay actually surprising do

gingers have souls this is a bad one

please da more people search whether or

not gingers have souls then people do as

PewDiePie gay this is that sad I feel

bad for gingers and then it’s not your

fault

what is Africa all right I please tell

me don’t onesearch this is this Google

please tell me please tell me no its

search inside that’s good I’m have my

penis is stuck in a toaster I doubt so

anyone’s ever searched Oh No all right

all right guys that’s pretty much the

video hopefully you guys enjoyed weren’t

in this off of one last search why am I

on fire I probably should have thought

of what I was gonna search before do

people can just see a guy on fire just

good oh yeah I don’t know so that’s

pretty much the video hopefully you guys

enjoyed let me know what you think

whether I should do this more or not

okay go eat some pie meth equals death

laters

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