We were supposed to be just friends

You don′t live in my part of town, but maybe I’ll see you out some weekend

Depending on what kind of mood and situation-ship I′m in

And what’s in my system

I think there’s been a glitch

Five seconds later, I′m fastening myself to you with a stitch

And I′m not even sorry

Nights are so starry, blood moonlit

It must be counterfeit

I think there’s been a glitch

I was supposed to sweat you out

In search of glorious happenings of happenstance on someone else′s playground

But it’s been 2,190 days of our love blackout

The system′s breaking down

I think there’s been a glitch

Five seconds later, I′m fastening myself to you with a stitch

And I’m not even sorry

Nights are so starry, blood moonlit

It must be counterfeit

I think there’s been a glitch

A brief interruption, a slight malfunction

I′d go back to wanting dudes who give nothing

I thought we had no chance

And that′s romance, let’s dance

Glitch

Five seconds later, I′m fastening myself to you with a stitch

And I’m not even sorry

Nights are so starry, blood moonlit

It must be counterfeit

I think there′s been a glitch