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so I went through and watched all these

toothpaste videos and they all have

basically the exact same life hacks so

we are going to test these life hacks

and see if they’re actually practical

like this one from five-minute crafts it

got 16 million views and the thumbnail

is a cracked iPhone with toothpaste

quick disclaimer the microphone and my

camera didn’t work while is recording so

I’m gonna have to make all the sound

effects manually with my mouth

woosh now we just rub it on the phone

and it should fix the cracks I mean it

worked for this youtuber and this one

and this one and this one I mean it’s

got to work and now we just rub a dub a

dub a dub a dub it off and what the hell

the the cracks didn’t go away

wait so you tell me those videos would

clickbait sorry about your phone mom the

next toothpaste life hack involves you

dipping a match in toothpaste and

apparently if you dip a match in

toothpaste you can submerge it and it

will still work let’s test it wrong

wrong wrong wrong

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Wow this match works even those

underwater that wait what

you don’t care yeah me neither

the next life hack we are testing from

these toothpaste life hacks videos is

getting crown off your wall with

toothpaste all these viral videos claim

that toothpaste is a good way to get

crown markings off your wall so let’s

test it does it actually work so yeah I

got rid of the crown marks but it just

left an even bigger mark on my wall so

whoever made these life hack videos can

you uh can you apologize to my landlord

for me that’d be pretty awesome and also

I know it’s pronounced crayon I’m just

pronouncing it weird just to piss people

off the next life hack we are testing

comes from a video titled six awesome

toothpaste life hacks and guess what

guys one of these six amazing life hacks

is rubbing toothpaste on a CD to clean

it yes he recommended to almost three

million people that they use toothpaste

to clean their CDs I call BS I highly

doubt this works less tested

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who would’ve guessed now my disk is

unreadable

thank you for these six awesome

toothpaste life hacks man this life hack

is insane I I love being able to break

my video games that are worth $60 you

know I paid $60 for it I love just

rubbing toothpaste on it cuz some guy on

the internet told me it would clean it

toothpaste life hack number Quatro or

Cinco I don’t whatever we’re on is

cleaning your headlights of your car

with some toothpaste and this one did

work not gonna lie you know it did make

my headlights a lot cleaner but there’s

also a thing called soap and like dozens

of other ways you could clean your

headlights but yes if you’re stranded on

island or just a car and some toothpaste

and you need to clean your headlights it

will work but it was honestly kind of

weird rubbing toothpaste on my car so

apparently toothpaste and a water

balloon makes like go stress Aleve

squishy they I don’t know these lifx are

honestly stupid are you racing the least

racist person that you have ever met I

am the least racist person and the final

life hack is apparently if you’re like

suicidal and burn your fingers a lot you

can rub toothpaste on it and I don’t

know that’s just what the videos showed

apparently it will sue that ate kinda

helped I don’t know how sanitary it is

and I’m really hungry so thank God this

video is finally over holy crap I’m

ready to go eat some food this is what I

planned on using for the intro it needs

to come over and clean off that table

because I don’t feel like cleaning the

toothpaste off of it it’s kind of

disgusting yeah LIKE and subscribe and

yeah goodbye