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what’s up fam squad today we’re going to

be buying the most expensive apps in the

entire world not clickbait because

i don’t value money intro

the first app is called only for the

richest and apparently it’s just an app

to show off how much money you have uh

honestly it sounds perfect for me all

right we got it fixed let’s see

it says it’s only for the richest are

you one of the richest i’m a jake pauler

then you better do it i’m gonna use all

those merch sales to buy it

yeah buy my merch we’re not gonna get

sued like logan paul for stealing

another company’s brand all right guys

moment of truth let’s open up the app

it is i bought this app for 150

yay five percent goes to charity

we just gave seven dollars to charity

security hell yeah wait why didn’t we

just give 150 dollars to charity

scam we needed the app for the video

just kidding it’s literally 150 app that

just says i bought this out for 150

dds gp this app actually looks kind of

interesting i like the graphics they got

going on here

check out the reviews ibm close to

developers no one gives a crap all right

let’s buy it

this app is 400 but dentists make six

figures dude this is a no-brainer bye

just call me mr dentist

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all right here we go boys we’re loading

her up sorry about that glare why is

that glare sexually harassing you guys

that is very decay okay there’s real

images too oh nope

not add to my favorite you sure no no

i do not wish you were my favorite [ __ ]

off

oh oh that two said [ __ ] oh you and the

teeth

that two said evolution is wrong i’m the

big

tooth all right did i get 400

worth the content out of it i think so i

don’t think so

up next we have the vuvuz whalea world

cup horn

plus plus premium you know this looks

like a top quality app it’s rated

two and a half stars with two reviews

payments successful hell yeah

install i’m ready for my vuvuzuela horn

all right so far it looks like

you paid 200 for that dude honestly that

should be like 400

why is it so cheap i want to make this

my car

like the horn on my car now so it’s not

for nothing

what wait what

i can see why it’s so expensive this is

advanced technology right here

oh it closed wow my new iphone x is

awesome and it only costs a thousand but

can it do this

why would i want it to do that i’m

secretly jealous of the boogers

all right i got a notification from the

app oh my god somebody bought my 200

app what a [ __ ] idiot yep that’s me

someone make that a meme

the next app is called i am rich it is

400

and um somehow it has 4 000 reviews

to be honest i thought every review of

this app was exaggerated and only for

laughs even so i still bought this app

because i had money left to burn in the

amazon sale for 400.

i don’t understand how this app has a

hundred thousand downloads and it’s

number four trending and finance it

doesn’t really make sense so let’s

figure it out

maybe this is the secret to bitcoin

thank god it’s finally dying now we

don’t have to hear about bitcoin anymore

but wait jimmy

you were the guy making us hear about

bitcoin oh yeah i was the annoying one

whoops my bad

by my merch to be fair i really want to

make a video where i give a homeless man

a hundred thousand dollars because i

think that would go hella viral so

if you guys buy enough merch we can

definitely do that video next week just

say it

you have zero diamonds watch video ads

to get more diamonds you bought a four

hundred dollar app and you have to watch

chats

what now show this app to your buddies

that

you purchased the most expensive app

from play store this isn’t

the most expensive app it’s one of them

but watch video ads to get more diamonds

honestly

it makes perfect sense i paid 400 to

watch ads

get the right answer and get real money

wait you will lose your reward i don’t

get a reward if i skip it what

resume i’m watching an ad also

i have a hundred diamonds boys you can

mine diamonds hell yeah

only in america do people pay 400 to

watch ads

honestly youtube you should take some

notes we don’t want to buy youtube red

to get rid of ads

we want to pay 400 for more ads come on

youtube

what are you doing on a serious note i

just paid 400

for an app just to get 50 seconds worth

of content in my video and

you know this is basically the peak of

evolution

top of the morning to you ladies the

next app we’re going to be trying is a

game it’s called super color runner

that honestly looks like a gay pride

flag i’m from north carolina

and i’m supposed to be home i’m just

kidding i’m just kidding i don’t care

what you do with your genitals put in

whoever’s mouth you want to let’s buy

this app

underrated oh [ __ ] this is unrated we

better watch out boys

so right there is the speedrunner app

and for some reason it’s not opening up

so i actually went to the store and we

bought another tablet

and we just downloaded it right there as

you can see we downloaded it again

and it’s not working on this tablet

either so apparently this is just a

broken app it doesn’t work on any

tablets

that’s another 200 down the drain let me

just remind you the merch links at the

top of the description

all right word on the street is this

diamond app is way different than the

other one the other one was just ads

apparently this one’s better right

right that’s what i hear what they’re

telling me all right let’s see

all right 3.99 why do i hear a baby

crying in the background

be quiet while it gosh payment

unsuccessful

card declined my bank’s like no one’s

stupid enough to buy all these apps like

this has to be fraudulent has my

bank learned nothing let’s try paypal

let’s see how that goes

doesn’t care if i spend all my money

paypal lets me give thirty thousand

dollars to random people they’ll let me

buy this app

honestly i’m surprised paypal hasn’t

like contacted the fbi and just been

like

you should investigate this kid oh hey

it downloaded i hit open

yep let’s see it i bought this for four

hundred dollars giving a hundred and

twenty dollars to charity

yes more charity money yeah that other

app only gave five percent to charity

this gave

30 dude this was amazing that’s way

worth it

look at the tax write-off these apps are

great i mean look at all the charity

they’re doing they may be pocketing 280

doing nothing but so so far i think we

spent like three thousand dollars and

like

150 went to charity pretty successful

day if

you know not gonna lie just so you know

i’m not messing around like this is

literally the app that’s

it just says i bought this for 400 and

they’re giving money to charity but

good for them these other apps they’re

only giving five percent to charity yeah

i love how

like bland that is we’re giving it to

charity like what charities they’re like

i don’t know i need a new couch the

charity for my butt or something

all right guys so i did some digging and

apparently i am rich premium

is a thing now we bought i am rich but

we’ve yet to buy i’m rich premium and i

think

i’m rich premium is just leaps and

bounds ahead of the other two

it has 153 one star ratings and we all

know the better you are

the more haters you have that’s why you

got to keep dabbing payment successful

whoa

yes all right let’s tell you for this

bad boy to install

it’s just the wallpaper i paid 400 for

this wallpaper

jimmy our bills haven’t been paid in

three months you’re behind

i i have this wallpaper they’re not

going to accept that as a payment jimmy

i hey don’t disrespect my wallpaper now

leave me

please buy that merch so i can get paid

app

review app review app review

app review to be fair everyone else is

copying me so i can copy other people

you know a little bit

so the next app is ivip black i don’t

know what it is but my monkey

he’s going to explain it to you go ahead

hi i’m paul ivip black is an

app to where you get it’s pretty much

like a exclusive social media

for rich people uh you get certain uh

so apparently it’s like social media for

rich people is what he told me so

as you can see right here it’s about a

thousand dollars um i won in i want to

be with the other parlors

your payment method was declined i heard

you

you didn’t knock on wood you just want

my vip blog

all right guys look look it actually oh

my

why look that glare every time that

glare is just like no no

no you’re not allowed to see the phone

as you can see it actually downloaded

the app dude i’m

actually kind of stoked all right guys

it’s my first time ever on here

priority pass is the world’s largest

independent airport

vip lounge program with more than 600

lounges in over 300 cities

security boston blah blah blah

i don’t know basically this ivip thing

looks like a complete ripoff that no one

uses

all right guys it finished downloading

this app is called wheel burner like i

said it was four hundred dollars

three two one whoa

you’re a fast boy oh a turning boy

over another turning boy oh my goodness

wait it says

0 3 out of 32. what happens when we hit

32

you beat the next level that’s next-gen

graphics man dude this is pretty

realistic it’s almost like they use

google earth i can see why it’s worth

400 like the engineering team on this

dang it’s kind of laggy honestly for a

400 dollar app

i would expect better frame rates for

this type of money we finished

what do i get nothing

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was it worth it worth it well four

dollar app versus 400

app 400 app takes the cake we bought

this tablet for the video and it was a

50

tablet and now it has 350 dollars worth

of apps on it that’s i feel like this

tablet deserves a medal like

i should return this 50 tablet and

demand they give me a thousand dollars

because of all the apps on it

it’s no longer worth 50 these are

premium apps those my friends are the

most expensive apps in the world

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i think it looks pretty good and it

actually feels pretty cool and i’m

going to be giving away most the money i

make off of it to like homeless people

or

you know whatever i think will be a

viral video all right that brings me to

my next segue

this is my new merch i’m selling now

right here it says beast look at this

it has the thing on the hood the little

tiger it looks pretty dope you should

buy my merch because i spend a lot of

money on videos and i really don’t make

much money and so

i could use money so buy the merch sorry

unlike most youtubers i haven’t been

plugging my merch 10 times a video for

the last year so i’m a little new to

this

this was my channel name this is my new

channel name