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just cut my face of it bended so I’m

gonna have to run to the store buy

band-aid what’s up guys recently fidget

spinner videos have been really popular

so I thought I’d give it a spin

basically I’m gonna look up a bunch of

fidget spinner videos reenact the

clickbait and see if I get the same

results make sure you like the video if

you want to cookie subscribe and I’ll

literally marry you and let’s begin

so the first thumb note we’re gonna be

re-enacting is this it’s fidgets better

versus tong and as you can see I mean it

just destroyed his tongue I got all dry

and a little bloody and I just I want to

see you know what that happened to my

tongue so we gotta go in super fast

oh okay that actually got hurt ahhh I

rate this thumbnail 10 out of 10 super

realistic next up we’re gonna be testing

fidget spinner versus neck and as you

can see right here like I mean this is

like putting people on the brink of

death like this is some edgy stuff well

you have to be a daredevil to attempt

this I mean look at that like they’re

about to die but fret not boys case

you’ve ever wondered all right I will

test it for you what if it’s not

clickbait and this actually happened and

I’m about to die that would I didn’t die

yes next up is fidget spinner versus

finger and I thought this was clickbait

like the rest but as you can see there’s

so many people just getting their finger

chopped off and cutting their finger

open I’m starting to think this might

not be clickbait like how could this

happen to so many different people just

I don’t know so I’m gonna you know get

one good nose pic in before I sit into

my finger to death

because for all I know I may never see

this finger again alright boys I’m gonna

miss you finger who up next we have

whatever the hell is going on in this

thumbnail like I’m confused so what I

don’t even know what that is but I’m

gonna try to reenact it

oh I get the picture spinner I think

then you just grab his tongue did I do

it do I get a million views now one

thousand mile per an hour digits better

versus agent sticker ha ha ha ha

fidget spinner versus teeth she can see

my mate right here he lost his tooth to

this and honestly I accidentally hit my

tooth earlier oh okay that actually kind

of hurt ah I don’t feel like doing this

again but I’m gonna take his word for it

I I don’t think this is clicked it I

think he legit lost his tooth to a

fidgets better alright guys next up on

the list is a wineglass as you see in

that thumbnail I feel like this one

isn’t clickbait actually it’s not like

better I feel like the one grass will

actually break so this will be

interesting

let’s get er going at a thousand mouths

for an hour okay first is wineglass okay

literally the most durable wine bottles

ever these things will not break up next

is fidget spinner versus light bulb I

feel bad for this light bulb right here

because it’s gonna hurt get it this

light bulb won’t know what is going to

hit it oh it broke yes I was actually

not expecting that I know it’s time for

fidget spinner versus iPhone this

iPhones about to meet Steve Jobs in

heaven it’s not gonna know what hit it

here we go we got some dip velocity

up next is fidget spinner versus gift

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free money that’s the mood yeah eat a

gift card whoever wants to feel free to

take it next up is fidget spinner versus

banana I was gonna do dildo but I don’t

really want to get demonetised so well

for those of you who don’t know I went

to college for three weeks and so now

we’re in do fidget spinner versus one of

the books I have because screw College

where to get some revenge eat it

next we’re going to be doing pigeon

spinner versus my cheek like she did now

I’m a little bit worried because it

obviously message you know that did some

damage to her and I don’t have the

world’s best skin already so I don’t

know but I’ll take the risk for you guys

will see my pickaxe doesn’t work yeah

you guys know the age-old saying the

diamond pickaxe doesn’t work fidget

spinner it to death rest in peace

pickaxe

up next is fidget spinner versus coke

bottle this coke doesn’t know what’s

coming for it

okay okay that didn’t really work so now

we’re just gonna do coke vs. coke and

pray I don’t die whoa oh shoot I’m

bleeding

alright No - sup boys don’t smash coke

bottle against a coke bottle oh I should

probably clean my face up alright I’m

bleeding now oh wow I’m bleeding that

doesn’t look good okay

I’m bleeding now I think I should end

the video there yeah

I’m an idiot sometimes I admit it

probably shouldn’t have done that I had

some other things like I was gonna do

something with this Mac but my face is

bleeding okay so I just ran back inside

surf the mic sounds horrible I look at

that it’s not funny how I was making fun

of that girl for fidgets pinning her

face and it not looking real and then

like a minute later I just bended so I’m

gonna have to run to the store buy a

band-aid did I do an outro out there I

don’t even remember for not screw it oh

that’s suppressed what does that look

like I don’t really that’s ironic

that’s really funny now I’m starting to

look like that girl who did hers that

fidget doctor don’t know that I was ill

this is disgusting what is blood so

gross