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- Can 20,000 magnets catch a car mid air?

How many lemons does it take to start a car?

Hiding expensive items in the world’s largest haystack.

Climbing a wall with plungers.

But we never really uploaded them.

This video is going to be a scrapped video review.

So today we’re gonna react to these videos

because videos have rights too.

The first video we scrapped

is “Can 20,000 Magnets Catch a Car Mid Air?”

We have a car over there, a ramp and a ramp.

• Did it work?
• He never got airborne.

And as you could see, the car never got off the ground.

So then we went to a junkyard and tried to get a really

ginormous magnet from the junkyard and recreate this.

• We put the weight on the gas pedal,

release the parking brake and it’s gonna go flying forward.

• Yeah, and then it’s gonna go flying

into the ramp and we’re gonna see if the magnet catches it.

And yeah, that’s why that video was scrapped.

The next video we scrapped last year

was when we tried to climb a wall with plungers.

No joke, I thought that was a good idea.

I’m gonna climb this wall using only plungers.

• All right, go.

• Here’s your piece of boobies.

• Is this a bra?

And the plungers weren’t working well,

so we moved on to other things.

We’re gonna see if you can climb a wall using bras.

• Give ’em a squeeze for good luck.

They feel real?

• Yeah.

• All right.

• Ah.

• Darn, I thought for sure that would work.

• Ah!

• I swear on paper, it made sense.

This next video took a crazy amount of time.

We tried to power a car with lemons.

Such a shame that we never got to upload it

‘cause we put so much time and effort into this video.

When we started filming the video,

it was potatoes but halfway through, we switched to lemons

because there wasn’t enough potatoes in our city, so yeah.

As you can see, after the intro,

we started using lemons and yeah,

we literally bought every lemon in our city.

• Literally there was a lady at the store

and I’m going to get all the lemons

and she was like “Can I have some before you buy ’em all?”

And I was like “Oh, sure.”

• No, that’s why we didn’t have enough.

You heard it here, folks, Chandler kills videos.

• This literally took-

• So long.

• So long.

• I know.

It’s so annoying that we never uploaded it, look at that.

We had no idea what we were doing.

We were just putting zinc and copper and then

connecting them and doing closed and open circuit things.

I don’t know, we were following the internet.

And so now they’re making sure

they’re all done right ‘cause just one little mess up

would make this whole thing not work.

That is true, that was very stressful.

If just one half lemon out of the thousands of them,

like the little thing just slipped off the zinc or copper,

it would not work.

Look at all those lemons and the most

we could power with it was a carbon monoxide alarm.

Up next, we have “World’s Largest Haystack.”

Essentially what we did is we made

the world’s largest haystack and then I spent $10,000 on

items and I hid it in the haystack and I let the guys have

a competition to see who could find stuff in it the first.

Like Macs and Switches and phones and things like that.

All right guys, remove the bed sheet, go.

• Woo.
• So I hid the PlayStation 4.

Gets to keep it.

And whoever found it in

the world’s largest haystack got to keep it.

• Doesn’t like doing it.

• Hey!

• What?

• You guys took an L.

• No.

• Next we’re doing a brand new iPhone X.

• I was so mad because

I could never find anything.

• I just threw it up there.

Sorry, boys.

• Of course.

• Wait, you didn’t win?

• Back then,

I was losing challenges.

• Did you not win a single thing?

• I did but it took forever.

• Hey.

• Yes!

Yes!

• Chandler won something.

• I got it.

• No.

We’re touching it at the same time.

• Here you go, Chandler.

• Thank you.

• Each of these plastic bags have $100.

One is a $500 designer belt.

Next, we’re doing another one of these.

All right guys, here’s the keys.

That’s the car right there.

• It’s a beauty.
• Yeah, yeah.

It’s only slightly a piece of trash.

I hid keys and let whoever found them

keep the car and Chris got it.

The first thing he did was ram it into the haystack.

• And do donuts.

• What the heck?

• How did Chris win?

• That looks pretty cool.

• It was fun.

• And that was the video where we made

a huge haystack and put lots of prizes in it.

You enjoyed that video?

• I did.

• I didn’t.

Next is “Dino Cars.”

We tried to invade a city riding mini cars

dressed as dinosaurs and I’ll let you see it.

• Yeah, the biggest problem was we bought

like 20 mini cars and only like eight of ’em worked.

• Look at that,

we were gonna invade the city dressed as dinosaurs.

• And then we gave up on the dinosaurs

and then we gave up on the cars

and then went back to dinosaurs.

• So our first stop was we invaded a hotel with mini cars.

What is wrong with us?

• Full rev.

• Look at this guy.

• Dude’s just like on the car.

• And then the hotel kicked us out.

So then we just started driving

down the street with mini cars.

There’s a bunch of dinosaurs.

• We got kicked out pretty much everywhere except the mall.

• And then we gave up and started

marching around the city with dinosaurs.

Next video is when we did coin flips for money.

I think the concept was I flip it.

If you won, you get 300 and then you can do

double or nothing all the way up to 10 grand.

• It’s what spawned the “Guess the Right Cup” video.

• Yes.

• Oh, she got it right.

• Oh.

• All right.

• You did awesome.

Thank you.

• And then we got tired of flipping a coin.

So we start rolling a die and if they guessed it right,

they won money.

Then she won money.

• Oh.

• She won money.

• That guy looks like iDubbbz, oh my god.

• He does, wait, wait.

• Whoa, that’s iDubbbz.

• Little did we know, iDubbbz appeared

in a video and it didn’t even get uploaded.

• I can’t believe this.

• Oh boy.

• This video is the worst video we’ve ever done.

• So the idea for the thumbnail was that I fill,

actually I don’t even want to give you the clickbait

‘cause it’s really good clickbait

and I might try to do it one day.

• Cram ’em in a box and just expect them to be okay.

Oh right here, take this right.

• Oh, right?
• Ah, no, the goldfish.

Look at this acting.

Dude, we have next level acting.

You took that way too hard, the goldfish are probably hurt.

• Let’s see.

• Oh no, the goldfish.

• So we’re back at the warehouse.

We gotta get these goldfish out of these tanks.

They’re running out of water, so we built-

We built a giant tank for the fish

and we built a literal zoo in our warehouse.

• And we did it on a Saturday.

• Building a zoo for-

• Heads up, Chandler.

• Make-believe animals.

• My goodness, dude, it looks better than I thought.

• Oh my goodness.

• Wow.

• It’s so beautiful.

• Wow.

• So now we’ve got Scooby Snacks and bears.

• Yeah.

• Because they like to hang out in clumps together.

So here’s a list of all the animals we have in our zoo.

• Yeah, this is our little directory.

• We’ve got some information about ’em.

We got some Pikachus over there.

• So how many calories is a Pikachu?

• 80.

• A Pikachu is 80 calories?

• These were bones of dogs.

• Really?

• And they feed them to children.

• All right, so here we got some alligators.

Little did we know, alligators and monkeys are like tight.

They’re like white on rice.

• BFFs.

• You’re free.

• What is this video?

• Go do what you want.

• We have a Lamborghini, a mini Lamborghini,

a Ferrari, a Bugatti and a Porsche.

Guys, the race is three laps.

This is the finish line.

First place gets $100,000.

It’ll probably be me.

• Nope.

• Ha ha.

• Yeah right.

• You think.

• Second place gets $10,000,

which will be one of you four.

Everyone else gets a high five.

• Here, I’ll go ahead and give you your high five,

Chandler ‘cause that’s all you’re gonna get.

• All right guys, this is for 100 grand,

although I’ll probably win it.

So technically 10 grand between you four.

Go.

• What the heck?

• That’s not fair, I wasn’t ready.

• Good thing you got three laps, go Chandler.

So I’m not gonna lie,

I’ve never driven this Lamborghini before.

I guess I start by putting the key in the ignition.

I guess that’s how that goes.

I wonder, am I supposed to put my foot on the brake?

Ooh.

Okay, okay.

• Watch out!

• I’m going so slow.

I got a bad start, come push me.

• I’m gonna cheat really hard.

• How’s it going for you?

• They’re not even ready

for this, look at this gap, you know what I’m saying?

• Ah.

You hit my car.

You’re gonna make Jake win.

• The next scrapped video was “Which Weighs More,

100 Pounds of Rocks or a 100 Pounds of Feathers?”

It was a legitimate question I had and, yeah.

We’re gonna see if one million feathers-

• This is probably one of my favorite videos.

• Can destroy this car.

Guys, are you ready?

So why did it never get uploaded?

• Let’s find out.
• Three,

two, one.

• “My car.”

My car!

• Let me show you which one’s better.

This is the feather.

Okay.

Notice, gravity.

• Yeah.

• This is a rock.

• No, this is Patrick.

• This is 100 pounds of feathers.

Do you think 100 pounds of feathers

weighs more than 100 pounds of rock?

Drop the 100 pounds of feathers.

100 pounds of feathers did not smash the plate.

This is 100 pounds of rocks.

That was 100 pounds of feathers.

For some reason, you guys thought

100 pounds of rocks weighed the same

as 100 pounds of feathers but drop the rock.

If they weighted the same,

why would the rocks smash the plate but not the feathers?

Rocks clearly weigh more.

And after we debunked the rock versus feathers,

we just started doing a bunch of weird science experiments.

When helicopters spin, they fly.

So why don’t blenders fly when they spin?

• Let’s find out.

• Precisely my theory.

The new mode for air transportation is blenders.

You’re welcome, society.

Hmm, hmm.

Oh my goodness.

• I think we’ve been wrong this whole time.

My colleagues, the world isn’t flat.

• Oh my god.
• It is in fact a cube.

Now I know you might have doubt but I have undeniable proof.

See, this is America, this is Asia.

All you do is you board a plane and the government

turns the cube and then flips it like that and boom,

you’re in Asia.

• Oh my goodness.

• That’s what they’ve done all this time.

• It makes so much sense.

• And then they just do this, this, this and throw it.

And that’s why we thought it was flat

‘cause they always do that.

• My life is a lie.

• Oh!

So if the earth is a cube,

why don’t we just fall off the edges?

• That’s a great question.

The reason we don’t fall off the edges

is because we’re on the top of it

and the only people on the sides are the Reptilians

like Mark Zuckle-burg and the people that live

on the bottom are the government and they

drastically want to keep it a secret from us.

The government’s lying.

• Well, one more question.

What were you doing down there?

• For years, the government’s been

hiding the fact that Mark is a lizard.

Watch, I have undeniable proof.

• No way.

• Watch.

• Oh my.

• “Minecraft” has a height limit.

“Fortnite” has a height limit.

Everything has a height limit but earth?

That’s crap, climb that ladder.

You can’t go any higher, can you?

• I can’t.
• Yeah.

Government’s been hiding that from you your whole life.

There is an earth height limit, it’s about 20 feet.

Stay woke, sheep.

• So how do planes fly?

• Oh, they’re just a myth, they’re not real.

• [Chandler and Chris] Scrapped video review.

• Is over.

• And yeah guys, tens of thousands if not $100,000 later,

lots of weeks wasted and tons of videos never uploaded.

Hopefully you guys enjoyed.

My goal for 2019 is to upload more videos

that I filmed because that’s not even all of ’em.

We have more videos that got scrapped.

Don’t forget to buy merch.

Four people that buy merch in the month of January

will get to compete in a competition

next month for some crazy prize.

Subscribe if you’re not already

and get the out in my house.

• Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Floor two, right?

• No, actually I’m going to floor four.

Mom, call the police.

• I’m just gonna walk away.