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so you want to be mr. beast now first

let me tell you I can see why you would

want to be mr. Vyas I mean look at the

guy he’s a [ __ ] sex God but yeah

luckily for you I’m gonna teach you how

to do that [ __ ] right here in this video

now the first thing you need to do to

become mr. beast is to suck PewDiePie’s

dick now I don’t mean literally I mean

that could be like an added bonus but

this dude has like ten videos is all

about PewDiePie in at least six of them

are how much money he makes

which leads on to another point you need

to talk about YouTube money you too

muddy use people search up how much

morning does this [ __ ] make all

the time you need to get all that money

and if you talk about YouTube money

you’re gonna get YouTube money so there

yo [ __ ]

alright now the second thing you have to

do to become mr. beast is to be

extremely [ __ ] random I mean my dude

mr. beast he has one video where he

talks about how he cannot turn on his

ps4 or some [ __ ] so he says that is the

power button right there see he says

power button right on the front so

here’s my ps4 let me tap the power

button nothing happens and then another

video he goes and talks about how he

forced his friend to edit his YouTube

videos like what the every night he

makes me go into his small room and do

sub4sub this is the true story of how I

was forced for an entire year to be an

editor for mr. bean 6000 and then he

went on to talk about airplane pilots

last words like where the [ __ ] does he

get these topics someone said ma I love

you someone else said Pete sorry

someone said watch it we’re finished I

have no radar contact with you I’ve no

radar contact with you unable to make

out your last message push it way up

we’re getting a bit low good night good

night goodbye we perish but hey his

randomness is why we love him so I can

see why he does this [ __ ] that’s still

what the how do you come up with these

topics [ __ ] now third you need

to make

the worst intros on youtube series this

series will give you all the YouTube

views because all of the little 9 year

olds are gonna search it up they’re

gonna beg ha ha these girls are so funny

I mean these intros are awful like look

at this one

I can literally feel myself getting AIDS

by watching that that’s how bad that is

and you have to make sure you talk [ __ ]

about these who creator’s to because

that just makes it more funny right now

fourth you need to change your name all

the [ __ ] time when I started watching

mr. beast which was around 400

subscribers or something like that

his name was beast then he changed it to

mr. beast 6000 then he changed it to mr.

dot beast then he changed it to mr.

beast 6000 again and now finally he’s

mr. beast right now and sorry if I left

out a few names I mean this dude [ __ ]

changes his name all the [ __ ] time

sorry if I missed out on one or two of

them but yeah he has an identity problem

so you need to make sure you change your

name a lot too because you don’t want

people to like get used to a name I mean

this one dude was nice enough to make

mr. beast a song when his name was mr.

V’s 6000 and it was a good ass song I

mean listen to this [ __ ] but then about

2 months later he was like you know what

[ __ ] this song I’m gonna change my name

to mr. beast alright now you’re almost

done becoming mr. beast the final thing

you have to do is have a [ __ ] ton of

explosions like literally every single

video needs to have an explosion or you

just cannot become mr. beast you should

give up right now this dude has a video

where his redneck friend in him blow up

his first laptop which he made his first

youtube video on

but hey the explosions are to be

expected because he is Michael Bay’s dad

it pains me to say this but mer beast is

not Michael Bay son he is in fact his

father

mr. beast confirmed michael bay’s death

so hey that means you’re gonna be

Michael Bay’s dad - nice funny way thank

you for watching I appreciate that [ __ ]

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