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• At the time I’m recording this video,

I have 8,000 subscribers and 1.8 million views.

So whenever you see this,

compare these numbers to whatever I have

when you watch this.

What’s up, guys?

It’s currently October 4th, 2015.

Yes.

I’m probably like a freaking grown man when you see this.

I’m still in high school right now.

And whoa, this camera’s tilted.

When you see this, I’m actually going to be in…

I’m not even gonna be in college.

This is gonna be after college.

Wow, dude, this is gonna be crazy.

It’s 2015 for me right now.

Dude, what if I’m dead?

Dude, if I’m…

Ooh, that would be weird.

That’d be so weird.

RIP.

Oh, that would, that’d be really weird.

But so let’s see.

Dude, if I don’t have a million subscribers

when you see this video, my entire life has been a failure.

I hope I have a million subs.

I better have a million subscribers when you guys see this.

(Mr. Beast sighs)

Dude, that’d be…

I don’t even know what college I’m going to.

But by the time you see this,

I’ll have finished high school, gone to college,

probably be doing YouTube as a job, hopefully.

Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe?

Yeah, I really hope I have a million subs by now.

Please, future me, please.

What am I doing with my hand?

Please have a million subs.

I probably should have thought about what I was gonna say.

Just, hey, hopefully you have a million subs.

And, dude, I wonder if you still,

all right, so I should be studying for a history test

and I wonder if you remember what grade I’m gonna get

on this history test that I take tomorrow

that I’m not studying for because I’m making these videos.

So, I’m probably gonna…

Dude, if you still remember the grade I get

on this history test, that’s crazy.

I better have a million when this goes public.

Deuces.

I’m not Pewdiepie.

Screw that.

I don’t wanna do this over again.

See ya, future me.