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what’s up guys after weeks of searching

I finally accumulated the most weirdest

and just dumbest things sold on Amazon

like the video and let’s go we’ll go

with this bad boy first things first we

got a Minecraft torch great way to start

the video thank God we got this torch

all right I’m gonna place it right here

whoo now we don’t have to worry about

zombies anymore you are 19 years old

grow up hey Jimmy look it’s Mila khalifa

what alright next up we have says ring

for sex alright let’s see if it works

hey Jimmy Mila Khalifa’s back really yes

up next we have the pocket shot the

pocket shot is the evolution of the

slingshot I think you’re supposed to put

something in it fire away boys oh shoot

that actually works

Asian sticker did you take the last

Pizza Pizza I told you I wanted this

pizza you failed me for the last time

our next product is life straw

apparently you can just go up to a river

and just drink out of the straw Chris do

you want to test it Yeah right all right

so we found the natural stream here is

not a train last night we board some

water bottles that I put it off this

I’ve enrolled in shot up next we have

what what wait what is this really you

guys want to smuggle some weed hidden

camera security I think you’re supposed

to be able to put a camera in here never

mind guys I lied it’s not for hidden

cameras but it’s for hiding things you

just pop it open slide your ingredients

inside it’s actually pretty big

close it up boom I’m viola honestly this

is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen I’m

gonna like hide a million dollars what

I wish I wasn’t showing this on camera

I would like hide my Bitcoin privately

yeah I’m not doing that

someone’s gonna rob my house to take all

my water all right most important thing

of all in the box a rubberband gun this

is what I’ve been waiting for I can’t

believe Amazon just sells weapons of

mass destruction I mean think of all the

harm and damage you could do with this

rubberband gun

whoa there’s two rubber bands on it

this is honestly the coolest thing I’ve

ever bought did you like the video no I

don’t think we did it right

did you subscribe oh good boy but you’re

still getting shot eat it all right box

wasn’t done those it box in a box all

righty then all right my brain cut off

after putting this tube in another box

why did we not burn this with a hundred

thousand matches genius that’s what she

said oh that’s amazing

hey Jimmy there’s a long tube blocking

the views did we try to Mars aboard hey

Jimmy it’s some 40-year old man I’m

turned on yeah oh shoot that was pure

excitement this is doctor disrespectful

as knife Co does this mean all the e

girls will come after me now yo so I got

bored and I just shaved I don’t know if

you can tell the difference um I don’t

like facial hair but I’m also lazy to

logitech webcam

I bought these during the Black Friday

sale they were buy one get one free and

I was like why not buy two so

Oh perfect this is lovely our minecraft

wrapping paper hey it’s my Christmas

present conveniently wrapped in diamond

camo hey that smells disgusting now this

is what I’ve been waiting for boys it’s

soap to clean your peepee

although it looks kind of big for my

peepee do they have extra small like a

little lifesaver candies can we return

this just grab me some lightsabers and

rub some so funny incentive next up we

have dancing with Jesus are you cursed

with two left feet when you dance is it

unrighteous do you refrain from getting

down do others judge you cruel it’s

salvation is that Alright that’s

blasphemy give up Scotty here and now

beast will be doing the water walls

turret and charging you this is perfect

for you guys I’m Harvey Weinstein oh

it’s a foot handing PewDiePie has on

that’s where I got this idea from

decision maker should they subscribe

whoa yo look at that it said yes Donald

Trump pencil sharpener build that wall

build that wall build that wall yes

twisting there yeah and we got a sharp

pencil Thank You Donald but it’s Naruto

if you haven’t watched Naruto please

don’t talk to me loser

please you’re the loser no you are oh is

that not the creepiest thing you’ve ever

seen in your life

all right guys prepare to be mind-blown

and hungry

mmm he likes pennies try not to get

satisfied let’s see if he likes quarters

it’s too big where is the poster where’s

the poster it’s time to report it

Instagram story go follow me at mr. Bies

Blighty this is exactly what I’ve no any

forth this is all I wanted we can end

the video right now come at me bro

hey 15% of you ladies out there I’m

single alright these are bacon bandages

see this I got a boo-boo on my hand so

we’re just gonna go boom sanitary Big

Mama undies your mama’s so fat she fits

in this oh hey

camera mic now our audio will be social

yo no this is me oh no GI shark ah ah

whoa I’m a generic youtuber this is so

cool oh my goodness whoa hey guys

apparently the audio wasn’t recording

last time um so I unboxed this and

here’s the tutorial what it is alright

boys we’re about to show you a cool

party trick basically what you do is you

just do this boom what you do is you put

a hundred dollar bill in here and you

roll the hundred dollar bill up so once

the hundred dollar bill is rolled up you

can’t see it in there and then you just

put something in the other side unroll

it oh wow this is turning into money

alright guys here’s your money back

that’s the video down uh I could use a

break

whoa dude this Omega GT racing chair is

so comfortable oh my goodness thank God

they sent us five chairs for free for

everyone in my office what do you think

Chris it’s really the most comfortable

chair I’ve ever said in my entire life

and it’s affordable too for real though

guys these Omega GT chairs are pretty

comfortable I like them and for what I

know they’re actually cheaper than

dxracer so if you want your own there

will be a link in the description down

below use discount code beast and

remember kids stay in school drugs are

cool alright guys it’s time for rock

paper scissors rock paper scissors shoot

Rock Paper Scissors shoot Rock Paper

Scissors shoot I hope I hit him up the

triple you know scissor swirl

if you wash you gotta click this

right here if you want click it anyways

later