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guys I really want a smoothie so why

don’t you darn it Donny yeah ah don’t

worry Jimmy I’ve got the best life hack

for you ever well here’s how you make a

homemade blender turn that thing off

here’s how you make your fruit smoothie

you like Hughie yeah let’s do it what

are you gonna do you want some red fruit

is this basketball yeah dang man Michael

Jordan all right well I got a plum oh

look at this is perfect

I love these smoothies I love orange put

her in the steamy didn’t get fully

blended all right there you got any

Kiwis blended that’s such a good

smoothie where’d you learn this on the

internet I need to get my pack smart

useless man I sure do wish I knew if

this light socket down here work I’ve

got a helpful life hack you can really

test it oh yeah whoa hey don’t do that

Oh Jimmy do you actually care about me

no I don’t have a church in turn make me

bankrupt loser no idiot mr. B step shot

and I’m tired of this crappy car oh it

screw it I get it

oh great dark Cthulhu please

Thank You Dark Lord Cthulhu appreciated

butterfly go whoa dude mr. B snapshot is

the greatest religion of all do your

parents not love you because you’re not

religious enough just worship patience

dhikr

worship Eric you said ages sticker five

seconds ago

yeah but the camera wasn’t rolling I can

say whatever I will just because it’s

not going on the internet doesn’t mean

you to be racist whoa whoa whoa whoa

darn it good they have an extra egg whoa

yeah I have the perfect solution for you

two it’s not a life hack this is a life

hack you’re gonna take your egg put it

on your handy-dandy clicking tart which

you miss then we we put this entire

carton up and then you’re gonna shape

really well this is the important part

and then you’re just gonna coat it room

nice and thick here flip it over give it

some more now we’ll be back to let it

dry now that our egg has had ample time

to dry using our flex he’ll he should be

able to drop it carelessly and it

shouldn’t smash hey it works

it says a lot 48 hours well this life

that sucks I just got an email from my

teacher

I failed my math class damn everybody

shout was smart I got you this is a

perfect solution hello I’m Rick k22 this

is my Morty Wow

did you know the entire number of pi is

3.14 seven eight nine eleven ten this

one’s very easy boys watch oh yeah yep

yep this is about how it worked out for

me and me who would have known that

having a high IQ and liking names would

make you a virgin 7 2 1 8 3 7 11 12 for

three Minecraft sword 11 12 10 of 5 shut

up

oh hey perfectly all right so I got this

brand-new light pack you just take you

USB and you cut it off and put a pencil

on the end roses are red violets are

blue I got click baited and so did you

hey that’s what everyone does it’s a

cruel world out here I do what I gotta

do

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Jimmy stop playing that song put your

headphones I don’t have any headphones

this is my jam man well I’ve got a life

hack for you what there’s some

headphones for you my little pony’s

coming back no did cut off your head I

need something to write with

I don’t have a pen I don’t think that

should cut off my hands in back tonight

I don’t want to forget about the season

premiere come on hurry I need to write

this down okay I guess I think Oh am I

supposed to write it down any day now

all right so what did you want me to

write down write down of the season

premiere of My Little Pony that’s

private

my season premiere season Jimmy this

isn’t waves come on next Friday fry day

they go all right thank you can you read

that

yeah I hope you don’t have AIDS if you

do you’re fired I don’t just use your

hand but Jimmy I don’t have just use

your other one well sweet and I’m

right-handed too it’ll feel better

ah oh yeah you moisturize yeah but not

with lotion I do it with water and so I

know this is weird but you wouldn’t by

any chance know a good replacement for

Lou [ __ ] you know what would

actually be great I think that’s some

Gorilla Glue heard that’s a little it

would be perfect here we go I’ve got it

right here Oh guys I don’t think for a

blue is a great idea what do i do I just

yank it man who would have thought a

grown man wearing a Minecraft shirt

would help me with my lionmaker to point

at you like that’s racist actually we’re

not racist

the cops are I’m parka

do you have depression yes do you need

yes yes yes yes how do I solve this you

solve every life problem you have by

going to miss your feast shop do perfect

you can buy it in Asian sticker or an

autograph one yeah I spent all the day

autographing though the autograph ones

are scientifically proven to make your

breath yep that looks like mine through

this hole because I got an autograph

that’s why he has the hell so when he

gets the autograph sticker in the mail

it just shoots through you know t-shirts

coming soon you know what you can do

with your agent sticker you can put it

on your t-shirt and then boom now you

have an Asian sticker sir Eric sorry we

are not racist that’s where guys make

sure you visit mr. B spot shop for all

your Eric needs jacksepticeye tweet just

got in there that’s actually very easy

watch can you find a girl I can grab by

this oh my god please lead up calm down

parasitical

for our next slide backward I have a

competition to see who can drove man’s

not hot the best I hold my what do you

call black that’s once you go black he

could ever go back that’s our picture

together that’s what we’re trying to

recreate hey mezda ha you can look at

the screen anybody like this yeah like

it’s like in this idgit way there’s

another black hold on I’ll be back this

is where always so hard to draw I’m done

I’m basically 1 right now time for his

eyes I’m very bad at drawing eyes maybe

your eyes just suck no man can ever be

hot all right boys

I want you to leave a comment down below

who won this amazing masterpiece or this

garbage over here pretty easy decision

please vote for me I have nothing else

going on in my life and tell them to

moisturize in case you forgot

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people who can judge it yep there’s

people who can judge us nope back inside

you just look out there there’s an old

lady becoming maybe your hair but this

is what you have to do when there’s

flexing on your friends hand don’t ever

say it and do nothing for you man

you’re not stroke my finger please don’t

you hate it what you trying to talk to

your white friend and he’d be like my

dad’s going sue ya lawyer boy whoa whoa

whoa all right guys our next life hack

is how to get a video to ten minutes we

shall do it with the minecraft building

money shot oh all right we needs

instructions now section of I have

necessary what I’m making that can’t do

this without instruction oh look at that

pig oh my goodness look at the okay [ __ ]

ass don’t get that pig he’s so cute wink

wink wink it’s not a sexually harassing

my viewers I finished the golem

thank you guys proud of me close enough

it took eight iron block had to raid my

entire chest all right we finished did

that get your video to ten minutes then

we complete the ten-minute Lifehacker

get spooky golem the meteor depression

okay okay mr. B mr. B sticks

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