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what’s up guys overexcited generic

youtuber here

I hate slow

I hate when people into comment with

like if you agree I wish every time you

type that your house would just explode

like the video if you agree I hate when

I open my fridge and there’s nothing

good in it you know kids in Africa they

might be starving but at least they

don’t have to open a fridge to a bunch

of food that doesn’t taste good I hate

when I stub my toe and then lie on the

floor contemplating suicide I hate when

I click on a video and it has a really

loud intro why do I always end up

talking about intros I hate when people

leave my room but don’t close the door

like do you not understand how much pain

you’re putting me through by making me

get up and go close that door like oh

and don’t even get me started with the

people who leave the light out like holy

crap mom I hate when I am um I hate when

my phone goes off on recording I hate

when a video ends abruptly haha you fell

for it I hate when people watch my

videos and don’t subscribe I hate buying

batteries the other day I tweeted out

what are things you hate and today we’re

gonna be looking at what you spoiled

kids replied life Trump when you don’t

upload oh thanks people who take

pictures of their food on Instagram your

mom don’t talk about my daughter like

that one view grandma

calm down you better watch it mister

your proof pic fine let’s make a deal

then if this video gets 50,000 likes

I’ll make my profile picture a carrot

for an entire day

clowns and spiders getting a shovel up

my ass shovel this is that what your

kids call it these days team stars

I hate when youtubers ask me questions

oh did he just say he hated that okay

prepare for war in the comment our

relationship Scott you brought that on

yourself and you know I unfollowed you

you you you you you you you you you Wow

what why does everyone hate me what do I

hate giant Asian sticker whoa you just

crossed the line you can make fun of me

but you can’t make fun of my giant Asian

sticker no just because I’m not reading

anymore tweets

I hate how short iphone charging cables

are no joke the other day I bought a 10

foot charging cable and it’s literally

not joking literally changed my life I’m

no longer confined to like this far from

the wall like I can move around when I’m

charging my phone and you know I can lay

in my bed and look at how much YouTube

money I’m making I mean reply to

comments in my bed

I hate when my phone says I have Wi-Fi

but nothing will load you know you’re

tapping on things as soon as you have

bars and nothing’s coming up and you

know after a while it starts to mess

with your mind you know everything

you’ve ever known in your life all of a

sudden becomes a lie I hate when you go

to shake someone’s hand and they just

start doing some weird things like

things you weren’t expecting like you

know they’ll do that or you know they’ll

just grab your hand and like pat you on

the back ghosts like there needs to be

some way of transmitting what type of

handshake you’re gonna do like you know

blink three times if you’re gonna do

that one like that and then pull them in

or something like that

is I get scared to shake people’s hand

cuz like I don’t know what they’re about

to do with my hand you know they start

flailing arm and random positions and

doing things like whywhy not ever happen

just to the you know normal handshake

what why I hate when I finished pooping

and I look over and there’s no toilet

paper and then you know you have to do

that thing where you open the door and

you like someone bring me toilet paper

and you know you just sit there

contemplating how big of a failure you

are at life and why you even bother

living and just how miserable you I hate

when I dropped my phone like this far

off the ground and it just lands flat on

his face and it’s just shattered to

pieces and then I see other people with

like no case on their phone drop it from

like off the ceiling and it’s it’s just

like perfectly fine it’s like you know

their phones don’t break it’s just mine

I hate when people say no offense and

then continue to offend you wait didn’t

we already make an entire video about

that what we ran out of jokes awhile ago

and we’re just trying to stretch this

video out ah I see that that would make

sense okay so that’s why we reuse the

joke and I’m only talking to you right

now that helped stretch the video out

more yeah you’re right I hate when I buy

something that requires triple-a

batteries but I only have double-a

batteries like no matter how good that

thing is you bought if you don’t have

the right batteries for it you instantly

hate it you regret it you know five

minutes ago you’re super excited and

happy about this product and now you

just hate its guts and want to just

smash alright guys so that’s the video

want to be featured in my next video

leave a comment down below of a dare I

should do I’m gonna do another dare

Beast video in a couple of days and if

you want me to do your dare leave one

down below there’s probably good chance

I’ll use yours because not many people

watch to the end also make sure you like

and subscribe I’ve probably said that a

bunch but I like likes I like

subscribers you can follow my Twitter if

you’re a six-person that’d be pretty

cool and yeah is that enough rambling it

probably is Asia got place out

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