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I dare you to build a cup fort / wall as

you can see we got nothing and yeah now

we build I would build a great wall and

nobody builds walls better than me

believe me and I’ll build them very

inexpensively I will build a great great

wall do that so build that wall build

that wall build that wall build that

wall build that wall build that wall

build that wall

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when you try your best but you don’t

succeed I dare you to fake something and

say it was real repeatedly throw bleach

bottles at a laptop I dare you to stop

catering to 12 year olds why would I do

that

like seriously little kids are where the

money’s at on YouTube like why would I

stop I dare you to read this tweet

halfway through and then cut off too

then I dare you to go on a date with

giant Asian sticker

[Music]

I dare you to kiss grandpa’s sticker

I dare you to dare me to do you to dare

me to dare you to dare me today are you

to dare I dare you to leak your phone

number I just wanted to point out that

this person runs a fake pornhub Twitter

account okay there’s a person who takes

time out of his day to run a fake

pornhub Twitter account with 40

followers and worse that person follows

me and watches my videos i I really

started to question my impact on society

I dare you to say the letter M without

touching your lips em em em em yeah yeah

[Music]

I dare you to call the 18th contact on

your phone and say something random 1 2

3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

something random okay I dare you to

photoshop me beautiful it’s hard because

this face is bad enough

well mister I will let you know your

face is kind of ugly but I’m really ugly

too so I’ll help you out first off I

think we need to add a high-pass filter

just to get rid of all your flaws

[Music]

and boom I’m done there’s your brand-new

face it took me quite a while to

photoshop it but I’m fat I finally

managed to fix all your flaws and now

you know you’re just beautiful watch one

of your video to dare Asian sticker to

make an intro joke’s on you he already

has one be a sellout

hey guys giant Asian stickers are linked

down below I currently sell them for $5

each you should buy one because then I

get money and I like money I dare you to

delete one of your old vids I guess

we’ll guess we’ll go with this one yeah

we’re gonna delete this video alright

guys hopefully you enjoyed if you want

to be featured on the next one next time

I do one of these I’m gonna be basing it

off a comment so drop a comment down

below of a dare or a question next I’m

gonna be doing either/or I don’t know

what I’m doing

Rock Paper Scissors shoot Rock Paper

Scissors shoot

Rock Paper Scissors shoot alright if you

lost follow my Twitter be you know be

honest with yourself and also subscribe

I don’t know what I’m saying I’m making

way your face I don’t know what I’m

doing

sucks I couldn’t get the video to 10

minutes you know just I wanted 10

minutes but I just couldn’t get it so

we’ll end it off here good bye guys