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- What can I get you?
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Can I buy an ice cream?
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We don’t have ice cream, but I have a leaf blower.
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Thanks, man.
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There you go.
Mr. Ice Cream Man here, except I don’t have ice cream.
I just have a lot of money
and yeah, we’ll make it work.
- How’s it going? You want some Kona ice?
First one’s free.
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There you go, there’s that one.
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Thank you so much.
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Which one of these pictures
is Jesus?
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Yeah, definitely.
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Yeah.
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All right,
That’s just a quick poll.
And which one would you rather?
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What?
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I guess that one.
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Which one?
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That one.
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All right, keep that.
Thanks for doing the survey.
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What?
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For doing the survey.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Which one of these has better memes?
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This one.
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The duck?
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Yeah.
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That’s a factual statement.
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I’m sorry, Grandyman.
I didn’t mean it.
- Thank you so much.
Thank you. Y’all have a good one.
- The ice cream machine’s not working,
but you can have a leaf blower if you want.
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No way.
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You don’t have ice.
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What makes you think we got ice
at this truck.
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I don’t know.
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There’s one. That took me a lot of work.
This is the first time I’ve actually gotten it right,
so please take this.
- Can you answer this?
Which one of these is a better person?
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Definitely not him.
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Correct answer.
You get $100 too.
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Nah-uh!
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What in the heck?
Would you recommend everyone watching this
buy this shirt right now?
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Yeah, buy it right now.
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Buy it.
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And the sweatshirt.
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Leaf blower, money, cones,
I think we hit all our spots.
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I think you guys hit everything.
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Thank you.
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Thanks, guys.
You just made our day.
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Which is your favorite?
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Him.
He takes .
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That’s the right answer.
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The answer is neither.
What are you?
Are you not a B skin collar?
- Hey, I’m gonna go over
to give ’em 100 bucks.
Sorry, here’s $100.
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What?
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We got you all tied up in traffic here.
Take 100 bucks and also this empty cup.
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I like that.
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We impeded traffic.
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Hell yeah. Yeah.
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And then I’ll get you your change.
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Here’s another one.
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Here’s your change.
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Oh, awesome.
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There’s your change too.
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Oh, lit. Really?
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Are you like for real?
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Here’s another one.
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Wow! I’m literally covered in ice.
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You have to buy a new shirt.
That’s another $100.
That’s a designer shirt.
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You gotta be kidding me.
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What’s our profit for the day?
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Well, it had a quarter.
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You gotta spend money to make money though, honestly.
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Yeah, they say a business doesn’t reach profit
until three years.
So we got three years to worry about that, man.
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Just have fun right now, dude.
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I only took like four bites.
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We’re desperate to make profit.
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You want that one?
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Sure.
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Let’s go.
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What’s happening right now?
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This is how it works,
you give her that and we make more money, right?
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Yeah, so we’re gonna pull profit.
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So 100 bucks.
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Wait, here’s another one.
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Oh, thank you.
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We’re trying to figure out why we’re not making any money.
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We’ve got negative three weeks in a row.
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Yeah, I don’t think we’re giving him away enough.
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All right, on three. One, two, three.
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How are you doing?
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Hey, how’s it going?
Do you want some ice cream?
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There you go.
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Thank you.
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Yep.
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That’s actually $100.
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I see. I see.
It looks very legitimate.
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Ice cream.
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So, what’s up bro?
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What’s going on?
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Not much. This stuff is pretty good.
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Definitely Snickers, all day.
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I’m gonna get you a Snickers.
Can I get one snicker?
- Come on, Matt.
What are you doing?
- Honestly, I’m tired of waiting.
Here’s $100, just give it to the man.
I’m tired of waiting. you guys.
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[Customer Yellow Shirt] $100. Whoa, dude.
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Dude, I wish I had that kind of money.
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He took the last Snickers,
even though you saw we had another one in there
so here’s 100 bucks.
- No way.
- There you go.
You got 100 bucks.
101.
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- No way.
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You still want that Snickers though.
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Wow.
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Hey, you want some ice cream?
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You guys want free ice cream.
It’s free.
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You making the poor life decision.
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I’m lactose.
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Geez, that sucks.
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I’m sorry for cursing in front of you.
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Get him outta here. Seriously, dude.
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Come on, get some free ice cream.
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Oh, like 100 bucks.
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Yeah.
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Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
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Oh my God.
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You want a spoon?
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Yes. I want a spoon.
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You wanna put some in there?
Can I have a towel?
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Oh yeah!
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All right, that’s for you right there.
Yeah, no. I mean, eat it. Eat it, it’s really good.
Ice, but here you go.
Who’s your favorite YouTuber?
Call him MrBeast.
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MrBeast.
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Oh, alright.
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Look at that. Look at that.
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I’m so poor I can’t even afford a haircut. Now I can.
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Yeah, get a haircut, man.
We only take cash right now?
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I got Venmo though.
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Well, I mean honor system.
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Use this to pay for it.
All right, there we go.
Good enough.
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Yeah, get ’em his change.
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Here’s your change.
Here you go.
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Oh my god.
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Looks like we’re hitting the body shop tonight.
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Oh yeah, there it is.
And all your flavors are right down there.
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Wait, here’s some more money for you, man.
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Oh, geez.
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You might drip all over your shoes.
So you can buy some more shoes.
Here you go, man.
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What the hell?
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You can keep the tape.
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Dude, you lucked out.
The tape’s worth like a lot.
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Yeah, just wrap it around him.
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Jesus Christ.
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Here you go, man.
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Boys, I don’t know how to
go about handling all that.
- Do you live nearby
so that you can take all this stuff.
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Appreciate it.
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Hey, we’ve got a long line,
can you just, you know.
- Yeah, look at all our customers right here.
Oh, do you want some ice cream?
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Oh yeah.
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All right, let’s get some.
You want everything?
You’re about to get everything.
- Here you go, man.
Here’s a Snicker ice combo.
- You got a quarter.
We’ll just take a quarter
if you got one.
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I got a quarter.
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Yeah, get him his change.
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That should be accurate, 300 bucks.
We only have two, sorry.
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Is there ice cream?
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Ah, something like that.
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Can I get some?
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Oh yeah!
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Ice cream, here you go, buddy.
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No way, what’s good?
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Which one is a better human being?
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I was gonna just say, automatically,
I was gonna say, “Fuck that guy.”
- Oh!
He was promised free ice cream by me.
- Freaking ice cream,
what are you talking about?
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We got pizzas here, man.
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We got pizza.
What do you want, chicken or pizza? Come on!
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You can have that.
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Candy bars, they’re pretty good.
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Yeah. Oh, he stole it!
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That’s a lot of ones. Here you go.
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Are you kidding?
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No.
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What the heck?
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Can I have an ice cream, though.
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Yeah, I’ll get you one.
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Yeah!
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Y’all actually have ice cream?
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You can have the whole box.
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The whole box?
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I have never lost
rock, paper, scissors, ever.
- Paper, scissor, shoot.
Oh!
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He earned it.
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We’re hitting the club tonight.
We’re hitting the club tonight.
- They helped us with our thumbnails.
So here you go.
Here’s that. This is how we reward our helpers.
- Thank you.
We’re gonna give him extra money to prove it.
Where is that section?
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Wait! .
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Help us get views. We help you.
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I feel like I know you.
Wait, wait.
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There you go.
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So when we rented that ice cream truck,
we got a driver and he’s been a really good sport.
He’s been following us around all day.
He’s been really helpful.
And Ben, I really appreciate you being a good sport, man.
So we got some money right here.
We’re just gonna tip him real quick.
And Ben, I appreciate you helping us.
Oh, hey there. We appreciate you helping us out.
It was a lot of fun, man.
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Thank you, man.
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Here you go.
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Appreciate it.
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Everyone comment, “Ben is a really great guy.”
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Ben is a really great guy.
It’s Ben, good.
All right, watch out, dude.
Be careful with that.
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Ah, I got in a fender bender.
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Ah, are you right?
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Don’t mind us, we’re recording for our TV show.
Do you want to be on Q-News?
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What is that?
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Today, we’re flipping a quarter,
if you guess what it lands on, you win lots of money.
All right, this one’s for $200.
You guess right, you win 200 bucks.
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Are you guys messing with me?
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No.
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What’d you say, tails or heads?
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Heads.
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Oh!
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She got it right.
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Got it.
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No, fucking way.
You’re messing with me.
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I can do double or nothing.
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So if you win now, you would get $400.
Or if you lose, you get nothing.
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What if I don’t get it right?
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It’s a 50, 50 chance, Madison.
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You wanna do this.
You wanna do this.
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You wanna do this.
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Double.
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Heads or tails?
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Heads.
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Oh, 400.
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It’s 400. You can do doubling nothing again.
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You want $800?
800 bucks, Madison.
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I don’t think I’ll get it right.
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Madison, it’s 50, 50.
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I think we all believe you.
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Is this real?
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Yeah.
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Real.
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Yeah, really?
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Hey man, can we bother you for one second?
I’m gonna roll this die,
you’re gonna guess even our odds.
If you guess right, you win $200.
He said odd.
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Shake it up real nice for him.
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Oh. All right, well, you have-
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There’s a consolation prize right here.
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Yeah, we don’t want people leave empty handed.
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Wait, really?
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Yeah, really.
Never seen iDubs before, man.
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I think so. I don’t know.
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I content caught people, last one was .
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Yes, that’s it.
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Yeah, yeah.
Enjoy the money, man.
We’re gonna go harass someone else.
We’re called Jack Septiceye.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Anyways. Cartoon Network.
So what’d you guess?
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Heads.
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She guessed heads.
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All right, let’s see.
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Ooh! There’s a constellation prize there.
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We’re just gonna give you one of these.
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Oh my god!
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But, now it’s her turn.
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Your turn.
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For the camera.
What are you guessing?
Guess?
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There we go.
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Oh, I’m Gabby and I’m guessing tails.
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Tails never fails unless it does.
Here we go. All right.
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Oh tails, you got 200.
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You can take the 200
or do double or nothing for 400.
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I mean, it’s a 50, 50 chance.
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I’m gonna go with tails again.
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Here we go.
I think it’s heads.
Oh, it’s tail.
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Oh, did she get it right?
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She got it right.
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Now, we just need you to give us a
top of the morning to, laddies.
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Top of the morning to you, laddies.
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There it is.
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Ah!
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It was tails, dude!
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We don’t want anyone to leave sad,
so he was 100 bucks, man.
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Yeah, dude.
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Thank you.
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Guess heads or tails.
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Oh, heads.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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All right, what’s your name?
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Jack.
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Jack, all right,
even or odds?
This is a die, normal die.
- Even.
- Even.
All right, he said, even.
- Yay!
- $200,
you can do double or nothing.
Take the 200.
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I don’t know.
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Even or odds.
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Odds.
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All right, he said odds.
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Ah!
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It was even-
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Ah, come on.
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I’m Grant.
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Grant. Grant, needs some money, right?
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I need some money.
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$200 right here.
Pick even or odd.
He said, even.
- All right, let’s go.
Aye!
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You know you can do double or nothing for $400.
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Nah.
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Die or a quarter.
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Die.
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All right, even or odd.
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Even.
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He said even, boys.
Oh, there it is.
All right, do you wanna do double or nothing?
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I’ll double it.
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Even or odds.
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Let’s go with even again.
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So he said even again, $400.
There it is. Lucky man.
Here you go, man.
Tell them to like the video.
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Oh yeah, like the video.
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Yep, there we go.
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What’s your name and what’s your favorite pet?
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Jack. You say pet?
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Yeah.
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Dog.
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Okay, there we go.
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All right, die or a quarter.
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Ah, die.
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Even or odds.
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Odds.
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He said odds.
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Ah!
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Check out that line, dude.
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Hey.
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Okay, you doing dice or quarters?
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Dice.
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And what’s your name?
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Adam.
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And
your favorite state?
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North Carolina.
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There we go.
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Ah!
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I’m gonna tell everybody who do dice
to do even.
- He subscribes,
so we’re just gonna.
- Oh my goodness,
thank you, guys.
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Favorite color?
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Red.
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All right,
there we go. You’re wearing a green shirt, but.
- Yeah, I know.
Says even.
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Let’s do it.
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All right, you wanna do double nothing?
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Nah, I just take 200.
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Thanks for playing.
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There you go.
That’s all for you, bro.
- You’re the best.
You are the best!
Hey, the man!
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I appreciate that so much.
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Even or odd?
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Even.
Oh, no!
Okay.
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Even or odd?
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Even.
Dang!
- Well, we don’t want anyone to
leave empty handed.
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Oh my.
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Dropped it for you.
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Thank you so much.
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Like the video.
Give it a thumbs up!
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Just put it right.
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Y’all lose this money?
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I don’t know.
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It looks real.
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Somebody have this camera?
Is this your camera?
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You found it.
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I’m not stealing it.
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Finders keepers.
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Is that your camera right here?
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No, ain’t know this mine, but it’s real.
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Thank you.
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Yes, ma’am.
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Right there, this pays for itself.
If you buy this, it pays for itself.
What is this right here?
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He needs a $120.
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Yeah.
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What ink are you looking for?
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So I have the 61.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, I personally like the 62.
So try that one.
Just pick the ink.
That’s my favorite ink.
What? That comes with the ink.
It’s a new promotion.
They’re giving it away for free.
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Are you Pewdiepie?
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Yeah, I am.
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Can we take a picture real quick?
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Heck, yeah man.
Dude, let’s take one.
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Can I put it on my Snapchat?
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Heck, yeah.
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Wait, let me flip it around.
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Dude, come on. I’m famous.
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You do this all the.
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I know. There you go.
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Thanks, man.
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Yeah.
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Appreciate it.
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Thanks, man.
Yeah, they’re giving it away for free, right.