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what’s up guys my name is mr. beast aka

the guy that tries really hard to be

funny so we’re going to act like my

channel was hacked and the only way for

me to get my channel back is to raise a

million dollars through selling body

parts and organs you see your body parts

are actually worth a lot on the black

market

and in this video we’re gonna see which

body parts I would sell to raise enough

money to get my channel back if someone

stole it that makes no sense but I ran

out of video ideas so let’s go organ

trade is illegal in every country except

Iran even more than 2 million products

derived from humans tissues are sold in

the u.s. here Lee welcome to the red

market okay so the first thing sold on

the black market is actually hair

apparently it’s $70 for every 10 inches

of hair you give up and I don’t know I

kind of like my hair not gonna lie so

don’t think I’m gonna sell hair but

blood cells for three hundred and thirty

seven dollars per pint I don’t know what

a pint is apparently this is a pint and

that looks like a lot there’s no way I’d

give up that much blood for only three

hundred thirty-seven dollars I got to

raise a freakin million dollars now okay

so we’re not selling blood egg cells for

around twelve and a half thousand

dollars and a surrogate womb cells for

80 to 150 thousand dollars in the yes

man women have a freaking advantage on

top of us I can get freakin eighty

thousand dollars for the womb and twenty

No twelve and a half grand for their

eggs that’s that’s not right ooh kidneys

are twenty two hundred thousand whoa I

can get two hundred grand for a kidney

okay we’re definitely the first thing

we’re selling is definitely a kidney

okay so as I said earlier I’m trying to

figure out which body parts I would sell

for a million dollars so the first body

part is our organ would be my kidney

which is a 200 K so so far we’ve got one

organ down and the total amount we’ve

raised is $200,000 out of a million so

we’re already 20% there and we’ve only

technically sold one organ your eyes

sells for around $25,000 and I’m not

gonna lie

I’d want at least like at least like 70

$100,000 for an eyeball so yeah we’re

definitely not selling an eye skin is

$10 per square inch we’ll come back to

that one we’ll come back to skin and

bone marrow

we’ll have to do some math for that

skeletons three to five grand now that’s

not worth hearts legal almost a million

dollars but too bad we’re selling them

on the black market which means we’d

only get a hundred thousand and I’d also

die I want to live after I saw my body

parts livers those are half a million

legally a hundred fifty thousand

illegally can can you live without your

liver I don’t know okay so according to

this article

obviously you can’t live without your

liver but it does say right here that

the greatest thing about livers is that

they will grow back so technically if I

donate half my liver the other half will

grow back therefore I’m definitely

selling half my liver so we’re going to

add that to the list

one half liver and what did the thing

say it says livers illegally so for a

hundred and sixty thousand dollars we’re

going to round up that means half my

liver will sell for 80k yes math which

means our total is up to $280,000

something this chart doesn’t mention is

how much a testicle is worth according

to this website your testicles are worth

$40,000 each and since you don’t need

two testicles to live I think I’m going

to sell one of my testicles so we’ll

sell that that’s another 40 grand right

here which will put our grand total to

three hundred and twenty thousand

dollars so boom I need a million dollars

I’m getting two hundred came for my

kidney 80k for half my liver forty K for

one of my testicles already had three

hundred and twenty thousand this is easy

we’re almost a third of the way there

okay so according to this article people

can survive even if an entire lung is

removed that means I could actually sell

one of my lungs and still live so

apparently a lung is worth two hundred

and six thousand euros I have no idea

how much that is an American money two

hundred and six thousand euros is around

two hundred and thirty one thousand

dollars and that’s for a pair of lungs

which means one lung is worth one

hundred and fifteen thousand dollars and

since I can live with only one lung I’m

going to sell my other one so we’re

going to so long for 115 K which brings

our grand total here up to four hundred

and thirty five thousand so boom we’ve

sold four things and we’re almost at

half a million dollars we’re halfway

there boys

almost that was a lot we’re not halfway

a gram of bone marrow is worth

twenty-three

thousand dollars on the black market as

you see right here well you have around

a thousand grams of bone marrow in your

body at least that’s what Google told me

so that means if you have a thousand

grams in each grams worth $23,000 I’m

just going to sell like 30 grams that’s

like 300 thousand dollars like six

hundred thousand so yeah we’ll just uh

38 grams of bone marrow and that will

put us with 600 k at least and that will

bring our total up over the 1 mil mark

so yeah so the hackers that stole my

channel I’m just going to sell my kidney

half my liver or testicle lungs and 30

grams of bone marrow and now I have a

million dollars to give to the hacker to

get my channel back this video made no

sense it’s probably really random but

yeah if you want to make a million

dollars sell all those things right

there and that’s how you’ll get the

moolah

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