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Today,

we will settle once and for all, which is better:

YouTube or Twitch.

I might be slightly biased,

but I think YouTube’s like 30 times better. What?

Pick one:

rock, paper or scissors.

• Mhm.

• Oh my God.

• I like the chicken.

• Pick one: rock, paper, or scissors.

• Well, what, what?

“Pick one: rock, paper, or scissors?”

• Yes.

• Paper?

• Okay. Hey.

All right. Moment of truth.

She chose paper. What will he choose?

• Yo, MrBeast donated 50 pound.

“Pick one: rock, paper, or scissors.”

Did you just donate 50 pound, bro?

I’m gonna go with rock, man. I’m gonna have to go with rock.

• Oh, he lost.

• He picked rock, she picked paper, paper beats rock.

How much should she get?

• Starting off with 1000?

• 3000 it is.

• Oh-

• Congrats, you won.

• Wow. She’s very talented at rock paper scissors. Good job.

I love this reaction. Yeah.

• Look at that fox.

• Congrats. You won.

• I can’t move.

• Uh, she’s moving right now.

She’s lying.

• I see she lied to us.

• Oh my God.

Are you kidding?

• She has 15 viewers.

Don’t tell me I only donate to big streamers.

• I’m shaking. I can’t, I cannot, I can’t. I’m shaking.

• Zoom in on the shake. Can we confirm there’s a shake?

• There is a shake. Look.

• All right. We can confirm it.

• Is it chocolate or vanilla?

• This is our next victim. Let’s hope he wins.

• “Pick one: rock, paper, or scissors.”

“Pick one: rock, paper, or scissors.”

• “Pick one: rock, paper, or scissors.”

Let’s go rock. ‘Cause we rock hard out here.

• All right.

• Ooh. Yeah.

• So the Twitch streamer has picked rock.

Now we will go over to YouTube.

This whole video is YouTube versus Twitch.

Let’s see what the YouTube streamer picks.

• “Pick one: rock, paper, or scissors.”

All right. Twitch person picked rock.

• “Pick one: rock, paper, or scissors.”

Bro, you just donated 50 pou- $50!

Rock paper scissors. All right. I’m gonna say,

I’m gonna say…

• Before we show you who won.

I need to tell you about the sponsor funding this video.

Because lots of my videos get copyright claim

because of music and yeah, I’m going broke.

You might be wondering where did all this money come from?

It came from TikTok.

The greatest app ever invented.

• I love TikTok.

• You see this clip right here?

Wow. That is a funny clip.

The best clip I’ve ever seen.

• I really like that clip.

• Same. Do you see clips like that on YouTube?

Exactly. With TikTok, you can watch comedy, or more comedy.

Or attractive people lip syncing.

Did I mention they have comedy?

• Whoa. They have comedy?

• Vine committed game end,

and TikTok is here to win the battle royale.

Now you might think you have to go

to an ancient Mayan temple to find something this amazing.

♪ Houses driving 15 cars ♪

Wow. But you don’t. See that link in the by-scription?

That’s not a Mayan temple.

That’s a redirecting URL available on what?

• IOS and Android.

• What other app is doing it like that?

And if you don’t like TikToks like this,

you’re just a hater, man.

If you don’t believe TikTok’s the best, just watch.

• I’m gonna say paper.

Oh, he won.

• Paper. No, scissors, scissors, I’ll say scissors.

I’ll say scissors.

• So he just picked scissors.

• Yeah. He changed it.

• I was literally about to donate him $3,000,

and he was like “Nah, I don’t want money.”

All right. Well…

• It’s gonna suck when you watch this video.

• You let down us YouTubers. Thanks a lot, man.

• The Twitch streamers are two out of two.

• Twitch is two for two. Come on YouTubers.

Lettin’ me down. Disgraced of my platform.

What do we give him? I’m just gonna press random keys.

• Oh, that’s a big number.

• I think I put one too many.

• The other streamer chose scissors,

good job dad.

• Why is the Zoe character disabled?

• The other streamer chose scissors.

G J dad.

• Yo, what the f-?

MrBeast6000 donated $2,345.

• [Person Offscreen] No way.

• It said the other streamers chose scissors.

Good job dad.

Nah, bro.

Is that the real MrBeast?

• Nah, MrBeast doesn’t wear purple.

We’ll start off with the Twitch streamer.

• Pick a number between one and 10.

• The number is four. Whoever gets closest wins.

• Pick a number between one and ten.

• Seven.

• Okay. She is fast.

• Yeah.

• I mean, what?

I should’ve thought about that before I said anything.

• Nope, too late.

• I don’t know what happened.

• Get muted. Get unmuted.

No!

• Pick a number between one and 10.

• She picked seven.

• Eight?

• He picked eight. She won.

• She won.

• Dude, YouTube lost again.

• You won, he picked eight and you picked seven,

the number was four.

• Twitch is three for three.

• Man. Maybe Twitch is the dominant streaming platform.

Holy-

• You won. He picked eight and you picked seven.

The number was four.

• You are kidding me. That…

Is this real?

I don’t know what to say.

Hi, sorry. Yeah, you’re in chat. I just realized.

Oh, it’s awfully warm in this room right now.

• When you give people money, it gets hotter.

• I should quit.

• You’ve gotta stop.

You’re creating global warming, man.

• I’m sorry.

I didn’t mean it.

• PewDiePie or T series?

• They’re boat gonna say PewDiePie.

• Let’s see.

• PewDiePie or T series.

PewDiePie, of course.

• Okay. He picked PewDiePie.

• PewDiePie or T Series?

I don’t know what T Series is.

What is T Series?

Just pick.

• Oh, it’s a series. That’s awesome.

I’ll pick PewDiePie.

• Aw! Oh wait, yay!

All right. Well then they cancel each other out.

All right, they both picked PewDiePie. Next.

• To be fair though,

that guy said he didn’t like PewDiePie.

• I’ve never enjoyed PewDiePie.

• Actually, you’re right.

He said he didn’t, that’s slander on PewDiePie.

YouTube guy gets money.

• You won, the other guy didn’t like poods

and that is a sin.

• Punishable by death, actually.

• Yeah.

• MrBeast donated $2,000.

“You won, the other guy didn’t like poods,

and that is a sin.”

What?

It’s the 11th commandment.

What just happened?

Well, you like PewDiePie,

and I like you then.

• I feel like it is the real one.

‘Cause I said PewDiePie.

• Well, it is the real MrBeast.

Well, thank you very much, MrBeast.

• Wanna bring back rock paper scissors?

• Yes.

• Pick one: rock, paper, or scissors.

• Yeah. I’m just gonna stream,

might hang out with my friends later.

Maybe. I don’t know. We’ll see how the night goes.

• It depends if you win, you know.

• I’m just getting money left and right here,

like what is this now?

Paper.

• Paper.
• Okay.

So she said paper.

• Paper.

♪ Here comes the money, money money money money ♪

• Oh no, that went on, boys.

• Honestly, that’s probably the best reaction

I’ve ever gotten to a donation.

• Yes and MrBeast6000 dropping the 50 quid. Rock.

• Ooh.

• I’m going with rock.

• She won!

• She won.

• Geez. YouTube takes another L. Let’s get back to Twitch.

• You won, he picked rock.

• What is she doing in her donation vid?

• Dude? What? I can’t-

• Good. I honestly, I prefer it when people don’t cry.

Like I joke-

• Oh my God!

• You’re gonna mess up her Halloween makeup,

you jerk.

• I know, aw man.

• MrBeast. I’m shaking, bro.

I’m getting blue makeup all over myself now.

• Whoops.

• Oh my God. I can’t,

I don’t know what to say.

MrBeast, you’re a good dude.

• Ask the person behind you

to pick rock, paper, or scissors.

• Cosplays, ‘cause I really want to try and work…

♪ Like a love song on the radio ♪

Wait, MrBeast donates $50 and says,

“Ask the person behind you to pick

a rock, paper, or scissors.

• Rock.
• He said rock.

I don’t know if you heard him or not.

• All right, let’s go to this one.

• All right.

• Yo, MrBeast. “Pick one: rock, paper, or scissors.”

I pick rock.

• Hmm. It’s a tie.

• ‘Cause MrBeast rocks.

• It was a tie, pick again.

• “It was a tie, pick again” with $60.

• Rock again.

• He picks rock again.

Real men pick rock.

• Real men pick rock.

• She picked rock, so now you have to pick again.

• “You tied.

“So now you have to pick again for round two.”

Yo MrBeast, rock, paper, scissors, scissors.

It’s just scissors.

• What did she get?

• She gets $1,500.

• Wow. You cheapskate.

They had a double-

• 4,000!

• That was a super intense, epic battle to the death.

• 4,000.

• Thank you.

• You won, she picked scissors.

• Look the dogs even like, “Whoa.”

• You’re joking?

• The dog knows he’s gonna be on YouTube.

He’s like, “I’m gonna be a good boy.”

• Oh my God.

• He better get a cut. He picked.

The dog is like, “Are you good?”

• Dog’s like, “I better getting some premium snacks.”

• He donated $4,000.

• I mean-

• “GG, you won. She picked scissors.”

Thank you so much!

• Thank you for having a dog.

I really want the dog to be more in frame.

• Yeah, the dog’s not in frame enough for me.

• I’m not happy right now. I want more doggo.

• Yeah, they…

He wants a shake and he just denied his shake.

Somebody shake this dog’s hand.

• Pick one: rock, paper, or scissors.

♪ Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine ♪

• MrBeast has donated $50.

What?

• All right.

• “Pick one: rock, paper, or scissors.”

• I’m gonna pick rock.

• I got rock.

• He picked rock too.

• Ooh.

All right, again.

• No, but I don’t think it’s the-

• Yeah, I need you to win.

I need to beat Jimmy at something.

This is all about me now.

• Okay. Just let it out everything.

• He’s going scissors.

• You’re tied, pick again.

♪ Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine ♪

♪ Shrieking skulls will shock your soul ♪

• You tied. Pick again.

• Okay. Scissors.

• Oh, she picks scissors.

• No way.

• Yeah.

• Paper or rock.

• Let’s go again.

• Again.

• Ooh, scissors again.

You tied again,

please pick again.

♪ Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine ♪

• He said he’s gonna beat the other person.

• You tied again. Please pick again.

• MrBeast with another 50!

Dude, what is happening?

He said try again.

Okay. I’m gonna go with rock.

• She chose rock.

• I did.

• What’d you chose?

• Scissors.

Take that L.

Since she won that insane duel,

that was a really epic fight.

She gets a thousand dollars.

‘Cause I’m kind of running outta money.

You got the dub.

♪ Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine ♪

Chris, would you stop burying the winner.

If you don’t mind.

• Oh sorry.

♪ Seal your doom tonight. Spooky scary ♪

• “You got the dub.”

• MrBeast has donated a thousand dollars.

• All right brother.

• Oh my God.

• Holy-

• My heart is like racing.

Thank you. You’re so sweet and so nice.

I don’t know why.

• Well, I mean it’s ‘cause you won.

Dude she doesn’t know why we gave her money.

• Because she was superior

over the YouTube streamer.

• Twitch is apparently a superior platform.

• I’m literally shaking.

• You have to come to, honestly, Twitch…

Oh my God.

• Oh my gosh.

• $50. “Pick rock, paper, scissors,” oh no. Scissors.

• She picks scissors.

• Well, I can’t find one, someone who speaks English.

You have two minutes.

Or you just, you forfeit.

• I need you to pick one.

• Paper.

• I won.

• Dang it.

• Haha. Yes.

• Dang it.

• How much do I give her? 1500?

• Yes.

• What the, what, what the, what the heck?

That’s not real. There’s no way that’s real.

• I feel like I’m kind of numb

to donating to streamers now.

Like, you know, I’ve done it so much.

It’s just kinda like, I don’t think we’re gonna be

doing much more Twitch donation videos.

I’ve just kind of like, I don’t know.

I’ve like I’ve done this a lot.

So this will probably be one of the last ones I’ll do.

I don’t know how to explain it,

but like giving money to people is fun to me,

but I’ve just done this so much

that it’s kind of starting to lose it’s funness.

Like I’m sure if you added it up

I’ve probably given like hundreds of Twitch streamers money,

and it’s kind of like, you know what I mean?

It’s kind of just like the same thing over and over.

So I don’t know. You get the point.

• MrBeast, thank you so much.

What, what even, what even just happened?

♪ MrBeast6000, oh, oh ♪

♪ MrBeast6000, oh, oh ♪

♪ His random videos are the name of the game ♪

♪ Some might saying they’re his ticket to fame ♪

♪ The occasional intro may not make sense ♪

♪ We all get a laugh at their expense ♪

♪ MrBeast6000 oh, oh ♪