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most people were trying to charge you

thousands of dollars what I’m about to

teach you I mean I’m pretty much showing

you how to survive the zombie apocalypse

but I’m gonna show you for free this is

exactly what I’m going to do when the

zombie apocalypse happens so this is me

I’m located in North Carolina that’s

relevant to you because you know I have

a bunch of rednecks where I live so I’m

gonna have plenty of firearms and just

you know adjust your plan according to

where you live so in the end we’re gonna

end up in Hawaii and I’ll show you how

so this is me so let’s move on real

quick to my five steps these are my five

steps to survival when I raid my

school’s cafeteria we’re gonna hide in

the desert for a year you know let

society calm down let all the weak die

off I actually let majority that people

die off then we’re gonna come out we’re

gonna travel to the west coast we’re

gonna find a boat and we’re in a conquer

Hawaii those are my five steps for

survival I’m about to show you how it’s

gonna happen and what happened to my

legs we’re just gonna go back down there

alright so like I said step one is to go

to the cafeteria and raid the food now

you’re probably like those are real

people no these are actually zombies you

see they’re getting smarter they’re

trying to look real but they’re not

trust me I know what I’m doing we’re

just gonna sneak up the aisle

slowly nope not walk-in the table yeah

drop kick alright we killed that zombie

so let’s let’s just put a little X he

died and let’s go back to my character

and there’s one more zombie this one

looks pretty pretty fast we’re just

gonna go around here don’t mind me and

why ma’am

alright and and that zombie is now dead

and we conquered the cafeteria so now

let’s move over to the food storage oh

and look at all this food man we’re

gonna be able to survive a while off of

this let me just grab all this actually

wait a minute I got to pull my car

around give me a second yeah so let’s

pull the car around and I’ll start

loading it with food and then we’ll move

on to step two so now I’m trying to

predict the future and you see after I

raid the school someone’s obviously

gonna be there and steal my car jump me

take my car and so I’m predicting that

so what I’m gonna do after if someone

steals my car I’m gonna have nothing

I’m gonna go hijack a truck and then rob

a local gas station not really robbed

it’s a zombie apocalypse of stuff from a

gas station so we’re just gonna go

hijack the Beast Express hello fill it

up you know at our local guy

station and then we can’t take the

freeway because the freeways gonna be

jam-packed so we’re gonna take a

shortcut through the forest I mean we’re

just gonna go over top of some trees

maneuver this way and boom when I go up

the other end of the forest and we end

up in the desert let’s go

so the plane I mean the planes just

working flawlessly right now okay so we

end up in the desert

here’s me on my truck this is a massive

desert I’m gonna hop out of the truck

let me just open the door get out and

boom we’re in the desert now what do we

do bees well here here’s what you’re

gonna do so step one we’re gonna set up

our tent right there I’ll show you a

tour of the inside of the tent in one

second and we all know deserts are a

little bit hot wanna put a pool and I

like I want the pool to be over here

it’s a good spot for the pool and then

we’re just gonna enjoy hanging out

remember we have to survive at least a

year we gotta wait for the population to

die down before we try to go to the west

coast and go to Hawaii so I’m just gonna

show you guys a tour of the inside of my

tent real quick so this is what the

inside of my tent looks like pretty sick

I mean I do have to survive an entire

year in here so I gotta make sure it’s

pretty comfy and yeah so let’s go back

out to the desert and let’s wait a year

one eternity later all right so it’s

been a year

so now most the population has probably

died off so let me just leave my tent

for once that’s a hobble over here let’s

hop on board the Beast Express and let’s

head towards the west coast yeah Road

Trip whoo there’s cross in the country

just cross in the country and bam we

landed on the west coast now let me let

me leave the Beast Express let me wobble

on down over here wobble on down over

here hop on board the boat and off we go

and now we sail for Hawaii

land ho whoa whoa whoa that’s a lot more

zombies than I thought would be here all

right we’re just gonna have to deal with

some one at a time I don’t really have

any other choice let’s just go over here

boom bada boom bada bang now for my Pam

sneak attack and we eliminated threat

number one

all right he’s done for all right this

next threat looks a little difficult I

think we’re where to go back all right

where do I grab an overhead approach on

this next one well vamp all right we

unlimited we we killed zombie number two

he’s he’s dead all right this last one’s

pretty big I don’t I don’t know what

we’re gonna do about this one he seems

to be unaware of my presence we’re just

gonna go right through his head all

right he he just like he got destroyed

he’s done for no more no more of that

zombie all right let’s uh let’s go

explore the islands I actually if here

that’s pretty much how you conquer

Hawaii and get to it now let me show you

what I plan on doing with Hawaii you see

I have a very elaborate plan on what

we’re gonna do so there’s multiple

islands here this is the biggest one and

we’re gonna use this one for farming so

we’re gonna plant our corn we’re gonna

plant you know apples here we’re gonna

plant potatoes there you know this this

island right here is gonna be for

farming this island is going to be for

like pigs and stuff like that so the

pigs will go here now this island I’m

not really sure for this Islands going

to be for gaming you know like my

computer set up and everything’s gonna

go