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- [Jimmy] Here’s a $100,000 worth of scratch-off tickets.

• Holy crap!

• [Jimmy] Each of these tickets was $30.

Scan your first ticket.

• Wow, it’s nothing.

• Nice.

• [Jimmy] So you spent $30 and you won nothing.

I’ll take that.

• Well, you just gave me another 60 bucks.

• [Jimmy] Ooh.

• Ka ching!

• 30.

• Ooh, okay, okay.

• 100.

• [Jimmy] Ooh, okay.

Now this is where it gets interesting.

You literally have $50,000 of tickets

and so does Chris.

• Yeah.

• And whichever one of you makes the most amount

of money off your scratch-off tickets, gets to keep them.

So you’ve spent $90 and you’ve made 130.

So you’re up $40 profit so far.

• All right.

Hey Chris.

• Mm-hmm.

• I’m about to beat you!

• [Jimmy] One of you is gonna walk away with nothing.

• Me.

No, wait.

(men laughing)

No, I’ve jinxed myself.

If this first one’s not a winner, I lose.

I mean, this next one is not a winner then I lose.

• [Jimmy] So currently, your $390 worth

of tickets have lost you $70.

• Wow, great math there buddy.

What are you, a computer?

• [Jimmy] I’m gonna go to Chandler, he’s nicer.

• I love you.

Say it back. (crickets chirping)

(upbeat music)

• [Jimmy] Chris, so far, you’ve lost around $700.

• Thanks, it’s not like I can turn my head

and see or anything, appreciate that.

• [Jimmy] But you are scanning way faster than Chandler.

• It’s ‘cause Chandler’s not very fast at anything.

(chime ringing)

• [Jimmy] Do you wanna know a fun fact?

You’re actually winning even

though you’ve spent less than him.

• Yeah, keep lying to him and tell him he’s winning.

• Oh wow.

• Yeah.

• Okay.

• He’s down $700.

• No, I’m not.

• [Jimmy] So you’re down 360.

• You hear that Chris?

• [Jimmy] Oh, wait, what?

Wait, turn it.

• [Chris] I reckon I just won it.

• [Jimmy] 50X.

• [Chris] 50X.

• [Jimmy] What’s 20 times 50?

• [Chris] 1,000.

• Oh.

So he won $1,000.

Hey, you’re profit now.

(cash register ringing)

Dang, you’re down $400?

• Oh, it’s not scanning.

It must be big.

It takes a long time to load.

(somber music)

No, nevermind.

• [Jimmy] Now remember, Chris is beating you

and Chris might win $50,000 today, but that’s fine.

Who cares if Chris wins $50,000?

• You think he’ll gimme some?

• I’ll ask.

Chandler was wondering if you won, would he get any?

• I’d give him about 236 bucks.

• I’ll tell him.

He’d give you $236.

• That’s a deal.

• [Jimmy] All right.

• Just know, when I win, that’s all you’re getting.

(sinister music)

I’m freaking tired of you.

• Why are you in my room?

(Chris screaming)

He’s cheating.

• [Jimmy] Stop throwing things!

Since you pelted Chris with an apple, I’m gonna have

to take a ticket as a punishment.

• Not that one, not that one.

• [Jimmy] Nope, sorry.

• Please, no, not that one.

• Sorry.

• Please, not that one!

(Chandler screaming)

• [Jimmy] Did you just throw a water bottle?

All right, we’re taking another one.

All right, we have two.

Chandler threw an apple at you.

• Yep, he actually threw two apples at me.

• [Jimmy] Here’s two tickets.

• Okay.

• No prize, okay, no prize.

Chandler, he didn’t win anything.

You got lucky.

(upbeat music)

• Wow.

• [Jimmy] The Magic 8 Ball.

• Should I give Chris two tickets?

• “As I see it, yes.”

Wait, is he giving me two?

• [Jimmy] It said no to him.

• “My sources say no.”

• Oh wow.

(upbeat music)

• 50

• $30.

• 100.

• $100.

• 30.

• [Jimmy] Chris, I brought you a present.

Both these guys are named Jake.

Which one would you like?

• Left Jake.

• Nice!

• [Jimmy] There you go.

Do you want a friend?

• You know, I’ve tried for many years

to acquire some of those.

• [Jimmy] Chandler, I brought you a Jake.

Let’s see if he brings good luck and fortune.

• All right.

• I got it.

• All right.

• It’s a winner.

• 40!

• Told you, blew up instant.

• Are you sure this is the one?

• Instant, yep.

• 50.

Ka-ching, come here.

• Okay.

• You lose me money, you lose kneecaps.

• $300, Boy!

I’m keeping my kneecaps.

These are my knee caps and you can’t have ’em.

• Less talky-talky and more scanny-scanning.

• What?

• That’s a good point, I never thought of it that way.

Blitz mode!

• Oh, okay, go.

(upbeat music)

• [Jimmy] So at this rate Chandler, Chris would win

and he’d walk away with the tickets.

Only one of these tickets has to be worth $10 million

for you to walk away a winner.

• Well, here it is.

• [Jimmy] Okay, let’s scan it.

• It’s gonna say just winner.

• No prize.

• All right, I’m leaving.

• [Jimmy] Stop trying.

(Chandler grunting) (upbeat rock music)

• I can’t make the rest.

• [Jimmy] You could win $50,000.

• Get this thing off me.

My throat hurts.

• [Jimmy] I think you need

to just throw an apple at Chris.

• Yes, I do.

• Why are you shirtless?

Don’t throw that apple at me.

• Ha!

• [Jimmy] Chris, are you okay?

• That was the knee I had surgery

on a couple of years ago.

• Ooh.

• [Jimmy] If this makes you feel any better,

I took a ticket for you.

• Chandler’s ticket is $60.

• [Jimmy] Would you let someone pelt you

in the knee for 60 bucks?

• No.

(upbeat music)

I promise you $300 if I win.

• I appreciate you, I’m out!

• [Jimmy] Hey Chris.

• Yeah, what’s up?

• [Jimmy] See this?

• [Chris] Yeah.

• It’s gonna timelapse you starting now.

(cheerful music)

Chandler, you look tired.

• You look tired.

• Hey, got him.

• Nothing, I’m just tired of saying nothing.

Nothing.

• $100.

• Nothing.

• $100.

• Nothing.

• Hey Chandler, how’s it going?

• Nothing.

• That doesn’t really accurately describe

how things are going per se.

• Yes it does.

• I am-

• 30!

• Okay, best of luck to you, I love you.

• Love you.

• Love you more.

• 50.

(upbeat music)

• [Friend] You almost have $20,000.

Who cares?

Just look at the earned, stay positive.

• 60.

• What I’m hoping is, Chandler really has not been sucking

so that way when I win, I will get a decent amount of money.

• This is true.

• Chris, I’ve been doing exactly that.

• You’ve been doing what, Chandler?

• Exactly that.

• All right.

• Nothing.

• All you need is one of these

to be worth 10 grand and then-

• Oh, is it that one?

$40.

• Okay, so yeah, I’m gonna go get you a ticket.

Your lead is too big.

I gotta even it out, giving this on the channel.

• Hey, but I’ve done nothing wrong.

I can’t help that I don’t suck.

• Chandler needs help mentally and card wise.

• 50, Woo!

• I hate you, you’re a thief.

• Woo, winner!

• $500.

• Winner, winner, winner, 500.

Just kidding, it’s nothing.

• Chandler, grab five tickets.

So you’re gonna scan all five

and whoever loses the most, wins all 10 tickets.

• If I lose, I win?

• Yes.

• $40.

No prize.

• Okay.

• No prize.

• Okay, two losers.

All right, so-

• I win.

• Four out of five of his tickets lost.

• [Chris] I win.

• All right, we’re off to a good start.

Nothing!

Nothing.

50!

• [Friend] He’s up 50.

• You won $50, he won 40

which means you did better.

I set this challenge up so whoever did worse would win

‘cause I wanted to help you but…

• So you want me to just?

• I’m just gonna look for it.

• Thanks, man.

Could’ve just saved that.

• Do you see that?

I’m so good at winning, I can lose when it counts.

• Do you wanna do it again?

• Nah.

• [Jimmy] I’m trying everything I can to help you-

• Dude, I believe you.

• I really am.

(upbeat music)

• Yeah, you get two in a row over here,

it’s a big deal, right?

• 40, Better.

• Chandler, I’m gonna pull out the big weapons.

You’re clearly losing,

so walking under a ladder’s bad luck, right?

• Yeah.

• I’m gonna have Chris scan tickets under a ladder.

Hopefully, that will give you an edge.

• Okay.

• I’m doing this for you, man.

• Thanks dude.

• All right, Chris, we’re gonna have you scan tickets

underneath a ladder.

You’re luck’s been too good.

(Jimmy chuckling)

• I guess that’s a reasonable request.

• [Jimmy] I need you to lean under the ladder, please.

• I won $40 by the way.

• It’s not working.

Good thing that one didn’t win.

The ladder worked.

• All right, Chandler, I’m happy to report

after we put the ladder over his head, he lost two in a row.

• Really?

• [Jimmy] Mm-hmm.

• That’s close to my 25 I lost in a row.

(upbeat music)

Gimme a million, gimme a million, gimme a million,

gimme a million, gimme a million, 30!

Close enough, nothing yet.

I need a nothing counter on this video.

(upbeat music)

• [Jimmy] Here’s a mirror, I’ma need you

to break it, hold up!

All right.

(hammer booming) (mirror cracking)

• That’s a pretty tough mirror, man.

• [Jimmy] Throw it against the wall.

(glass cracking)

• It breaks.

• It broke.

• [Jimmy] Now, scan a ticket.

• $50.

• I give up.

(crew laughing)

For every losing ticket, you now have

to tape it to your body.

• Is this just to show how bad I am?

• No, I’m gonna do it with Chris.

• Oh, every time he wins?

(men laughing)

Nothing.

• [Jimmy] All right, you now have

to tape all the losing tickets to your body.

• Is Chandler sticking them to his body right now?

• Yeah.

So we gotta take care of your elbows.

• Oh, elbow pads?

• 50,

60,

100.

(Chandler shrieking)

• [Jimmy] Chandler, Chris is on an eight losing streak.

• Those are rookie numbers, Chris.

• Well, how am I supposed to go about living my life now?

• [Jimmy] All right Chris.

• 40 is cat in black.

• [Jimmy] Dude, honestly…

• That one’s pretty good.

• [Jimmy] We’re pulling out all the stops.

(cat shrieking)

• That one’s, wow, who drew that one?

• Your armor is looking thick.

• Yeah dude, they made it pretty fast.

• Chris is scanning tickets under a ladder, he’s covered

in glass and that black cat crossed his path.

Maybe we’re going about this the wrong way.

What do you think would give you good luck?

• I need a four-leaf clover, a leprechaun,

a pot of gold and a rainbow.

• Got it, I’ll be it back.

• 30!

(intense orchestral music)

• [Jimmy] You feeling lucky?

• Well, seeing as how I just got no prize,

no I’m not right now.

• [Jimmy] Well, there’s a couple black cats behind you.

• There is, there’s also a black cat spelled out.

• [Jimmy] I see that.

Chandler, how’s it coming in here?

• Dude, I don’t even wanna talk about it.

• I’m a loser.

• You’re almost done.

• It’s quick when you lose, nothing.

(intense orchestral music)

• [Jimmy] Chandler, so far, you’ve spent $42,000.

• What do you want me to do?

• [Jimmy] Well, so far you’ve lost $26,000.

• I realize that.

• [Jimmy] Do you know what you could buy with $26,000?

• No, I’ve never had that much in my hand.

• Here’s 50 grand in cash because you won a challenge!

Yeah you did, I gave you 50 grand one time-

• In my hand.

• [Jimmy] I literally gave you 50 grand,

$38,000 and only won 27,

Chandler scratched off $42,000 worth,

you’ve only scratched off 38, so you need some help.

• I’m a little slower.

• [Jimmy] Can you help him?

• Yes.

(intense orchestral music)

• [Jimmy] Chandler, I brought you a present.

• What is it?

• [Jimmy] I brought you a leprechaun like you asked.

• I need you to touch every ticket on the table.

• [Jimmy] Also, here’s a four-leaf clover.

• Thank you.

(traditional Irish music)

• [Jimmy] All right, now, slap him.

(hand booming)

All you need is one $10,000 ticket.

Let’s see if it helped.

• 40.

• [Jimmy] Okay, Chandler, promise me you’ll win 10 grand.

• 200.

• [Jimmy] Okay, okay.

All right, now, I need you to curse Chris.

I want you to run in there and just kick him.

(traditional Irish music)

(ball smacking)

• The leprechaun just hit me?

• [Jimmy] Yep.

Take the ping-pong ball.

• Nothing.

(ball rattling)

• Ooh!

• There we go.

• If Chris misses it, you get 10 of his tickets.

(upbeat music)

Chandler?

• Here we go.

• [Jimmy] Let’s see, what did you steal from Chris?

• 50.

• $50.

• Nothing, this is tired Chandler, nothing.

• 50.

• $50, nothing.

$100 To Chris.

• Whoa, Chris, you won 100 bucks.

• 60.

• 60.

• 60.

• I got seven outta 10 of those.

• You won $320.

• Thanks Jim.

• There’s only $6,000 left that you have

to scan outta your 50,000.

• Yeah.

• And if this number’s lower

than Chris’s, he gets the tickets.

Just wanted to remind you.

• All right, yeah, 30 bucks.

• [Friend] Talk to the ticket, yeah!

• That’s what I thought!

That’s what I thought, ticket!

You know what, I’m gonna give you a ticket.

How about that?

Nothing, he didn’t like that.

• This is all your recent losing tickets, right?

This is the most expensive trash you’ll ever see

in your life.

This is why you shouldn’t gamble, kids.

This would be you.

You’ve lost about $17,000.

• Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, not bad.

• You guys have lost about $15,000,

which means in total, we’ve lost $32,000.

• Good job.

• My mom is so proud of me, I bet.

• Ooh, I rim jobbed did.

Holy crap!

Chandler, one of your tickets I won from you is $400.

• [Chandler] No way.

(Chris laughing)

Hey man.

• Hey man!

• Which one was it?

Oh, you mix it up, huh?

• Have a ticket.

• [Jimmy] Chandler, you still have a chance on winning.

You know this, right?

• If I can pull out some big numbers,

I might be able to beat Chris.

• [Jimmy] You both have 67 tickets left.

At this rate, you’re gonna walk away with the money.

• That makes me happy.

• [Jimmy] But Chandler could still scratch

off a $1 million ticket.

• He could.

• [Jimmy] The odds are very low, but he could.

• Don’t say that, though.

I don’t want that to happen.

• [Chris] Chandler, scratch off a $1 million ticket.

• Stop saying it out loud, it’ll happen!

• You know the deal.

You have about 46 tickets left, it’s a $5,000 deficit.

You need to scratch off a $10,000 or $50,000

or $100,000 or a million

or $10 million ticket, if you wanna win.

• So those are my options, huh?

• Yes.

• [Friend] Look at the frustration on this man’s face.

• Nothing.

• That’s the sadness.

• We’re bringing home this bread, $50.

Hey, the squeak works, man.

(chair squeaking)

$300, The squeak is insane! (dramatic orchestral music)

• So, you have 14 tickets left,

do you want me to help you scan ’em?

• Yes, please, $30.

• 60.

• $60.

• Nothing.

• Nothing, three left.

• 50.

• At least, give us $30 on the last one.

• This is Chris’s last ticket.

• $40.

• So your total was, $35,630.

Go check on Chandler.

• All right.

• So Chandler, Chris’s total was $35,630

which means if you got a $5,000 ticket, you could win.

If the rest of these are losers,

Chris will walk away with over $30,000.

• Okay.

• [Chris] My heart’s actually kind of pounding.

• Five tickets for me.

• Technically, you could get $1,000

on all five of these tickets and you would win by $20.

If he got $1 million here, I will do something.

• Please win with this one.

• It’s $1 million.

• 30.

• [Chris] $30.

• It’s like Deal or No Deal,

this one’s the $1 million one, okay.

• Let’s see.
• Huh, two more.

This is your final ticket.

• [Friend] Oh my God!

(intense music)

What’s it gonna be?

• Nothing.

(dismal music)

• Yeah boy!

• All right.

• Good game, bruh.

• So for those of you wondering,

we spent $100,000 on lottery tickets today,

and we won 66,000,

which means we lost $34,000.

Your tickets made you $35,630.

Here you go.

Since you won more than Chandler, you get to keep ’em.

• Dude, thanks so much.

• How are you even gonna cash them in?

• I’m gonna need a couple of days off.

• You wanna go give Chandler some tickets?

• I actually do.

• So this is his bucket of winning tickets.

• I’m gonna give you this many.

• This many?

• That many.

• Wow.

• And you spend ’em on whatever you want, buddy.

• All right.

• We gotta hug it out.

• Thanks man.

• Good game, buddy.

• Good game.

• [Jimmy] Yeah, hug it out, Chris only won 35 grand.

• All right, see you guys, going to the…

• [Jimmy] Also, just so you guys know

when this video’s uploaded,

all the tickets will be cashed in.

We don’t just have 35 grand

in tickets, just so you guys know.

• That is not how we roll, this is how we roll.

(mellow orchestral music) (collision clashing)

♪ MrBeast, oh ♪ (piano music)

(explosion booming)

♪ MrBeast, oh ♪

(explosion booming)