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some of you some of you have already

started to notice it but I’m addicted

okay I admit it um I’m addicted okay

yes I’m addicted to smashing laptops

I hate minecraft intro why did it not

work can hate this way that’s my new

come sure it all started when I found

out ten minute videos make more money

you know I don’t care about the fans

I just want money and when I found out I

could stretch my videos out and make

more money I was like let’s do this so

you know I started smashing laptops you

know to tack on 30 seconds to help get

to that ten minute mark in it was it was

just a downhill slope from there’s the

adrenaline got to me

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I occasionally help beast film videos

but one time I walked into the room

those 15 smashed laptops on the floor if

something doesn’t change Beast is gonna

be closed homeless

just the sound of the screen hitting the

concrete and just thinking of all that

wasted money and just reading the text

rat clone commented just oh I just I

couldn’t get enough this is a huge

problem and we’ve tried to help we’ve

done everything we know how to do we

even locked him in his room for two

whole days without laptops and you know

what he did he counted to a hundred

thousand like who does that it doesn’t

make sense like I’ve even seen doctors

about this but whatever I try to quit I

just my body just starts doing dumb

things like reading the entire

dictionary or accounting for forty four

hours straight I don’t know why but it’s

like I get possessed honestly there is a

time where I seriously thought about

sitting down and reading the entire

Bible and one sitting like I’m not a

loser okay it just just comes over me I

don’t know why but just like every

addiction it starts to evolve and just

get out of hand you know I don’t get

that same high when I smash a Windows

laptop recently I’ve had to resort to

max and know buying a used Mac off of

ebay is like five times as expensive as

a Windows computer it’s this is draining

me you know beast once knocked on my

door at midnight and asked me to help

him blow up laptops who does that

yeah

to me smashing a Windows laptop is like

drinking alcohol you know it’s alright

but after a while it gets old you know

and smashing a Mac is like doing wheat

you know it’s cool and all but Stewie is

kind of bland but blowing up a laptop

that

Bethan that’s like my version of cocaine

like just the thought of wasting

hundreds of dollars on you know

explosives and wasting money on just all

that wasted money dude I just I just

can’t stop I want more of it I care

about Beast and I don’t want him to

waste his money on explosives and

laptops do something some people just

they just don’t understand you know it’s

not a choice it’s a lifestyle

it’s it’s Who I am you know it’s not

easy just to let it go

I hate people who count to a hundred

thousand do we keep going getting all

these laptops from

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