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- What’s up guys,

I accidentally gave all my money away to Twitch streamers

and now I’m homeless.

And on top of that, UMG keeps taking all my revenue.

So I’m going to go buy a Lamborghini,

so I can make this viral video

and then have money and not be homeless.

• unless UMG claims it again.

• There’s Jimmy.

• How’s it going, man?

• Good.

• Good, welcome Lamborghini.

• Thank you.

• Got any questions?

• How much do they cost?

• You have 130s up to 500,000 or so.

• That’s not that much.

What does it feel like to sleep in it?

• To sleep in it? Well-

• Yeah. Have you ever lived in one?

• I have not.

• I was thinking of living in one.

• That would be a first.

• What’s your cheapest one?

• Probably over here around 200, 205 or so thousand dollars.

• Oh, that’s it? How many horses does it have?

• 580.

• Is that a lot?

He’s being nice to me. Why’s he being nice?

I’m kind of thrown off.

There’s no cup holder?

• There’s no cup holder in this.

• That’s why it’s like 200 grand, gotcha.

• Exactly.

• Well then, uh, can I just buy it?

• Yeah, sure.

Why don’t you step into my office

and we’ll do the paper work, yeah.

• Cool.

• All right. Have a seat, Jimmy.

• All right, guys,

so basically we now own a Lamborghini.

• Probably should’ve bought a house.

• Nah, it’s whatever.

Long story short, I guess it’s Lamborghini’s motto

to be nice to everyone that comes in their dealership.

I didn’t know that, so that’s apparently why

he was so nice to me.

At the end of the video, we’re going to take this car

and sell it back to the dealership.

So make sure you watch the end

to see how they react to that.

We’ve got so many crazy things planned for today,

so just keep watching.

So anyways, I’ve never driven a Lamborghini before.

I don’t know what I’m doing.

• Wait, what?

Is is pouring.

• I know, this is not the optimal conditions

for a 20-year-old idiot to be driving a Lamborghini.

I’m scared.

Am I doing something wrong?

Dude, there was a ton of smoke coming out of the back

and it was extremely loud.

• We don’t know how to drive a Lamborghini.

• Yeah, it was making a lot of noise and I got scared.

Damn, boy, our Lambo looks sick.

Oh my God, this is so much smoother.

• I know, right?

• I just don’t-

It’s scary, ‘cause it’s a $200,000 car,

so I wanted an automatic so I can’t mess it up.

• [McDonald’s Employee] Welcome to McDonald’s,

what can I get for you?

• How much money do we have?

• We got a few dollars.

• Do you guys have like $1 burgers?

• We’re good dude.

• Yep. I ran out money.

I spent it all on this car.

She didn’t care.

• She doesn’t care.

• She doesn’t care about our car.

Chandler, what’s the point of paying $200,000 for a car

if a person at McDonald’s doesn’t compliment you?

Wait, I’m vegan. I can’t touch your meat.

All right, Chandler, it’s your turn. Have fun.

• Buckle it up.

• Mm-hmm. I’m ready, dad.

Yo, look at those kids, dude.

We’re flexing on them

• They’re freaking out.

• We’re flexing on them.

• Oh Lambo.

• Dude, they compliment you on the Lambo,

I’m going to be mad.

• Hey, do you like my car?

• It’s cool.

• Thank you.

Oh, you parking? We’re parking?

We’re parking?

And since I’m a homeless person,

we might as well go spend a bunch of money

and just see how people react.

I’m looking for some pants that don’t have holes in them.

Ooh. Jeans would be cool.

How much are they?

• These are 168.

• 168. Do you have any that are a little more expensive

and can I get a watch?

• Okay. So your totals going to be 922.35.

• Be nice to have clothes that don’t have holes in them.

Thank you.

He didn’t really react.

We’re running into a little dilemma,

we were kind of hoping everyone would be just mean to me,

but so far, everyone I’ve seen has just been super nice.

Do you do sales?

• I do.

• How much is this?

I’ll buy it.

Is it just a scarf?

• It is.

• Fun.

• There you go sir.

• All right, so I just bought my towel,

kind of an expensive towel but I needed it,

I’m a little dirty.

• [Security Officer] What is that?

• UMG. You should arrest them.

• I have no idea who that is.

• What’s UMG?

• So we were bouncing from store to store,

getting people’s reactions to me being homeless,

buying expensive things

and in between stores, Garrett actually hit a car,

like no joke.

Okay. Well, this is interesting.

Look what just happened.

Chandler threw up on the side of this car

and we are talking about Chandler’s puke and-

• I just flipped this car.

• I literally said, we should let Garrett drive the Lambo

and then we saw-

• I’m not good with trucks.

• How does he move the car out of the way,

where it does the least amount of damage?

Stop. Stop, stop.

You’re good. You’re good.

You’re good.

• You sure?

• There we go.

Fixed.

• That looks good.

• Did you just bump it out?

• Yeah.

• How much do you think this car is worth?

• 1500.

• Yeah.

Can we just leave 10 grand on the car and leave?

• Do you have 10 grand?

• Or half?

• I just want to talk to this person

and if I could just buy the car, I wouldn’t care.

Like I’d literally just buy the car.

Just give him the Lambo.

• Yeah.

• What if we did that?

What if we, don’t joke,

what if I just gave him the Lamborghini?

• He’s got a baby seat in the back,

so, I don’t think you can put babies in Lambos.

• Oh, now I feel bad, she has a kid.

Dude, let’s take her to a dealership

and just buy her whatever car she wants.

• She probably at work till six.

• I think it’d be funny

if the car we hit, if we just gave him the Lamborghini.

• No, you can’t just give away stuff like that.

• Why not? That’d be funny.

• It’s not funny to give away those kind of cars.

People can’t afford that kinda insurance.

• She could just sell it.

• No.

• Why?

• No.

• Please.

• No.

• No?

• Please, no, because you don’t, no.

No, no.

• Please.

• No.

• Well what can I do?

Can I go buy her a new car?

• Can you buy her a new car?

You don’t even know who she is.

• Yeah or he, it could be a guy.

But we hit, he slash she’s car,

so logic says we replace it, right?

• No, no, no. Logic says.

• All right.

Can you move some money over so I can go buy her a new car.

We need the content.

Garrett literally hit a car.

Let’s meet that person and buy her whatever car she wants.

• What kind of car are we replacing?

• This is the car he hit.

Can I give her a hundred thousand dollars?

• No. I have to-

• You’re no fun!

This car online is worth $3,000.

We made a little scratch, a big scratch

and a dent that we already fixed,

which means we should give her $20,000.

• By that math, yes we should.

• Okay.

• I’m whipping it!

• No You need to get out, sir.

You need, sir.

You need to get out the vehicle.

You are not allowed to drive anymore.

No, no.

• I’m driving.

• No!

Pull him out, pull him out, pull him out.

• We need six lawn chairs

and we need to like camp out right,

here waiting for the person.

I think that would be hilarious.

This is now the desert video, but in this garage.

• All right Chandler, we’re at Walmart.

• Yeah, Garrett hit a car,

so we’re going to go camp by the car

and wait for the person to come back.

• Oh yeah, they need chairs.

They need four of those.

Perfect.

• So this is what we got here.

We got some chairs, we got some checkers,

you can’t really see it.

We got UNO. I got a sleeping bag.

• I can’t hear you now,

‘cause there’s very loud.

• Very angry!

So we got UNO,

I got a sleeping bag and I’m going to pass out.

• So you are camped out in this Lamborghini?

• In the Lamborghini.

The car we hits right over there.

• Right there?

• Whenever he slash she pulls up,

we’re going to skirt, skirt,

be like, yo, you just got a new car.

• This Lamborghini?

• No, my mom said I couldn’t give it to her.

My mom wants me to have money.

It’s kind of lame.

• I mean, we all want you to have money, Jimmy.

• I just want to give it all away.

Chris’s mom’s calling.

This is Jimmy, Garrett accidentally hit a car.

How does that make you feel?

• Jesus Christ, with the Lamborghini?

• No, no. With the stupid red truck.

• Oh. I mean, is everybody safe?

• Yeah. Yeah.

Well by hit, I mean kind of like scratched.

• I think it’s fine.

Did the people see it?

• No, they haven’t come back yet, but I feel kind of bad,

so I was thinking of buying them a new car.

Does that seem reasonable?

• For you, yes.

For me, no. I would just drive away.

• And we’re back.

• I’m getting a little tired.

I’m going to nap in our tent.

You know our parking garage tent.

All right, ow, ow.

Ow, it hurts. It’s concrete.

This kind of reminds me of the desert.

Remember when we were in the desert?

• Yeah.

• Yeah, this reminds me of that.

• So how do we go from

a Lamborghini to a tent in a parking lot?

• Chris is going to jump over the Lamborghini.

Go, go, go.

• Oh!

I did it!

• Hey Chris-

• It’s crazy.

That’s insane.

Oh look, it’s Garrett.

• Garrett, you made a dent right here.

Let’s not put a dent on this side.

You can do this here.

Last one to hit a car wins $10,000.

• Oh my God.

He just hit the window again.

• Did you?

Did he actually?

• Yes.

• Get out.

• Garret, get out of the car.

• Now we owe them $11,000.

Stop touching-

• Don’t touch the car.

• You already did enough damage.

Whatever it is with this car, Garrett,

this car now has a restraining order on you.

Garrett is not allowed within a thousand feet of this car.

• Nice. Look at this place.

• 24 hours in parking spot,

while we’re waiting for the car that we hit,

so we can give the person $10,000 challenge.

• Yeah. I’ve never seen somebody so excited

about a car getting smashed.

Jimmy immediately gets out of the car, this is great.

All of us were like, no.

• We didn’t know what to do for content,

I was just like, thank you God.

• So guys, just to let you know, Chandler-

• Chandler has never had a Twinkie before.

I just handed him one

and he’s like, I’ve never had that before.

What is this? And I was like, it’s a Twinkie.

Was that not the best thing you’ve ever had?

Wait, give me one.

• Chandler, no.

• Give me one.

• Chandler stole our Twinkies.

• These are so good.

• We need to throw these away.

They have way too many calories.

• Okay. I’ll go throw them away.

• Yeah, please do.

• Yeah, I’ll go throw them away.

• It is pouring rain.

• Did you hear the thunder?

• It is pouring rain.

Hold on

Sir.

Sir, is that your car?

• Your car?

• Is that your car?

• Yeah.

• When we were-

I hate to randomly throw this on you

but when we were pulling out,

we accidentally scratched it a little bit.

• Oh yeah.

• No, this isn’t a prank.

He’s well-

We’re YouTubers but we accidentally did scratch it.

So I didn’t know what to do about.

• We were waiting for you

so we could buy-

• We waited for you since 10:00 AM this morning.

• Yeah, yeah, we-

• Oh, seriously?

• Yeah, ‘cause we felt bad.

• What do you want to do about it?

‘Cause we were pulling out with this red truck and we-

Garrett right here-

• I’m a little too tight.

• What do you think?

Do you think a couple of hundred bucks maybe

or 500 bucks?

• ‘Cause honestly,

this came off and we kind of popped it back in it.

• Awe, did it really?

• But I don’t know if it .

• The whole thing was dented in

and we popped it back out.

So, we’re just going to give you money to make up for it.

It $9,000.

We had 10

but we had to pay a thousand dollars for our parking spot.

• There’s no way that’s real.

• Yeah it is.

• It’s real, 100%.

• We got it from the bank earlier.

• Yeah, it is.

• Get out of here.

• Yes sir, 100%. 100%.

• This car’s not even worth that much.

• It’s not even worth 9,000.

That’s fine.

Yeah. Here you go, take it.

• There’s no way man.

• Yeah.

• 100%. Yes sir.

• Yep, $9,000.

• There’s no way, that doesn’t even feel right.

• I don’t like money to be honest.

• Ah, man.

• Here you go, take it.

• That’s crazy.

• Ah.

• There’s-

• You have to take it.

• Yeah, you have to take it.

• We waited all day for this.

• That way you can buy a new car,

‘cause we totaled this car.

Yeah.

• We really did.

• All right, well, I don’t want it.

So I’ll just leave it there

and you can do what you want with it.

• What are you shooting this for?

• Oh, YouTube.

I mean we might as well get content out of it.

Garrett, if you’re going to hit people’s car.

• I’m sorry man.

• It’s cool man.

• I’m super sorry about your car.

• I’m like dumbfounded,

I don’t even know what to say.

• It’s all good.

• I mean, well, I mean, yeah it would be all good

but it’s not worth that to fix that.

You know what I’m saying?

• So we don’t have enough,

we need more?

• Yeah. That’s what I was going to say.

• We got to get more money.

• We shouldn’t have paid a thousand dollars

for the parking space.

Well, that was all.

We can just shake and go our separate ways.

• Hey, like that makes me feel bad.

• No.

• Just shake my hand.

• You shouldn’t.

• So does that mean I’ll end up all over YouTube too?

• Yeah, of course.

• I mean, I’m not that type of person,

like that makes me feel bad that it’s all-

• No, don’t worry about it.

• You really shouldn’t,

you really shouldn’t.

We set out camp, we made a day out of it.

• Yeah. We had fun.

• You got me, I don’t even know what to say.

• Now that I just get away $9,000

to a random person, what do I do?

• You can hit my car anytime.

• I can?

Thank you.

• I’ll be parked around the same place tomorrow.

• Okay

Guys, let me know if I can hit your car.

Garrett, you hug him.

Tell him you’re sorry for hitting his car.

• Yeah. Apologize.

• Hey man.

• The bad son, the bad son.

• That was, that was, yeah, please.

• Don’t touch him.

• That was bad.

Stay away from him, please.

That’s the world’s way of saying,

you already hit his car, stay away from him.

• So, don’t touch him.

• All right man.

• Well this one’s really running kind of late, like this.

• Take care.

• Hey.

You have a good day.

• Take care of those .

• Have a good-

• Yeah, same.

• Have a good day.

• Say what now?

• I said, it totally doesn’t feel right

walking away with this.

• Oh no, you’re fine.

You’re totally fine.

• Thank God, his cars still works.

• Yeah.

• I thought we totaled it.

• I know.

Goodbye.

• See you later, man.

• I wonder what

he’s going to do with that money.

• I wonder what his name is.

Now that we took care of that,

can I have the Lamborghini keys?

Imagine if my mom would’ve let me

give him this Lamborghini.

• He would’ve lost his mind.

Actually, knowing him now, he would’ve not taken it.

He barely accepted the $9,000.

• Hey, wait, we should pick up our thing first.

• Oh yeah.

All right.

• Lamborghini, give us a second.

We paid the guy we hit, nine grand.

We picked up everything from our parking spot

that we camped in for seven hours.

And now we’re going to take this Lamborghini right here

back to the dealership and sell it to them.

I don’t want it anymore.

Driving a car that costs over $200,000

is literally stressful.

I’d rather spend that money on other videos

and do good things with it.

Plus, just to be a hundred percent real,

people who are friends with me

just because I drive a Lamborghini,

I don’t want them to be friends with me.

So, I really have no interest

in super expensive cars like this.

• Wait, so you said,

you’re friends that like you because the Lamborghini,

you don’t want them anymore?

• Yeah.

• All right. I’ll see you later.

• As you saw in this video, I’m homeless.

Please go to shopmrbeast.com and buy some merch,

so I can not be homeless.

Thanks.