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what’s up guys as you can tell by the

title I bought a thousand dollar

keyboard I bought this because I want to

know why does this keyboard cost a

thousand dollars all right so what is

this this is uh this is what it came on

a piece of wood it came in like this

wooden box and I’m like I’m scared to

touch this keyboard so this is what it

looks like for those of you that are

wondering I I’m like scared holding this

right now this is the thousand dollar

keyboard I know it seems expensive but

it’s got all the letters he’s right it

does have all the letters not the best

but what can you expect for such a cheap

price yeah he’s got a point a thousand

dollars is pretty cheap it doesn’t work

any better than a twenty dollar one if

you spend a grand on a keyboard you

can’t be objective it doesn’t work any

better than a twenty dollar one why

didn’t you tell me that before I bought

it no longer a virgin this keyboard

helped me lose my virginity I think

mine’s broke my wife said for a thousand

dollars it better give you and she was

right it did worth every penny

oh whoa okay let’s lay down some rules

you keep your hands to yourself okay

mister shipping costs too high this is

the best keyboard I’ve ever seen there’s

nothing like it I’d give it five stars

but I’m knocking off one star for the

ridiculously high shipping cost of $15

no I have to agree with this review the

shipping cost was pretty outrageous

I mean $15 I could barely afford that

because I spent all my other monies on

the keyboard five stars as soon as I

hooked it up and instantly self-type the

question to the answer of life the

universe and everything also made me a

mocha Sabonis my must be broken a design

worth the price don’t be turned off by

the big price this is as decent as a

keyboard can get the design alone is

really worth the price

I don’t know I honestly I think it’s

kind of ugly did to be a hundred percent

honest I don’t think it looks like it

five stars I know what it means to live

now I and this guy’s right the second I

plugged into this keyboard I discovered

their meaning to life I would tell you

what it is but I don’t want to ruin the

experience I mean that the keyboard is

pretty cheap you could probably afford

it you should definitely buy one it will

tell you the meaning and purpose of life

I don’t want to do this to death what an

insightful review five stars could not

play Minecraft five out of five wait

this this keyboard won’t let you play

Minecraft um John are we able to return

this

this one looks awesome but it’s too

expensive no I kind of agree with the

price point for this thing it’s ya know

I don’t know what you’re talking about

five stars it made me jizz huh I guess

different side effects for everyone this

thing is dumb don’t buy it this is junk

everyone on here who says it’s

magnificent is a fake

this thing is dumb don’t buy it ever

it’s okay people keyboard it’s okay I

don’t think your junk don’t listen to

the meaning it’s okay keyboard allows

you to divide by zero hey you know that

whole thing about division by zero being

undefined turns out it was just the COS

of a crappy substandard keyboards you

can do it on this thing no problem

really 0/0 whoa dude so that that’s what

that’s what all that makes sense these

reviews can’t be serious right I’d say

they’re pretty serious this is a subpar

based off of what everyone says this has

definitely lived up to expectations it’s

it’s completely changed my life and the

five minutes I’ve had it ripped house it

was the keyboard or my house payment rip

house huh I’m glad I’m a spoiled white

kid and can’t afford both extra features

has built-in mechanical arms and will

tight for you and feed you also comes

with a free sleep and made well worth

the cup

where’s I don’t see a mate where’s my

mate

do your research and read the reviews

fantastic product research VI a the

reviews of others has ensured it’s well

worth every second contemplating

purchase and I mean the I’d say this

keyboard should be worth like $900 I

feel like a thousand is a little

overboard feeling this is more $900

keyboard it’s too cheap honestly I agree

with that review I feel like this could

be like a three thousand maybe even a

four thousand keyboard but feel like one

thousand dollars I feel like they’re

really under selling this keyboard you

know it’s so just beautiful I didn’t

have long to ponder this option upon

discovering the jewel of the Nile

I was on the list for a liver transplant

and who needs a liver I kinda agree with

that guy this this keyboards kind of

better than a liver 1k for a generic

keyboard is just a generic keyboard

simply put this is overpriced by the

tune of $850 this keyboard is purely for

looks and harbors no special functions

in fact inside of the gym is totally

different keyboard manufacturer all this

user did was create a new outside shell

and keys but he used the internals from

someone else I wonder if they know their

engineering was ripped off by this

person and being resold why why did

people tell me this stuff before I

bought it

I took a poop on the keyboard and

somehow it’s still clean now I don’t go

to the bathroom anymore really

I guess it takes time for it to go away

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