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hey you yeah you you want to learn how

to get more views on your YouTube videos

good here are my five steps to get more

views on your crappy video step 1

spam other people’s videos Oh Harry it’s

a it’s a tmartn video oh okay oh I know

no one will read this but if you could

please subscribe I would a pre she ate

it mate t why please no hate re no now

all you have to do is paste that same

comment in every other videos comment

section step 2 make a video about how to

get views on YouTube because if you’re

not successful enough to get views on

your own you might as well try to teach

other people how to give views right

yeah that makes sense

I think definitely not what I’m doing

right now step 3 play minecraft don’t

you guys just love how beautiful

minecraft is I mean it’s just oh hey

look there’s a creeper I’m gonna go kill

it in a very calm and mature manner and

your forgot step 4 what you haven’t told

me step 4 yet step 4

overreact to everything because you know

majority of the fanbase on YouTube is

just a bunch of twelve-year-old idiots

don’t you guys just love how beautiful

minecraft is what is that what and what

what it’s a creeper guys what do I do

yes yes ma’am there’s a creeper what do

I do don’t tell me to calm down there’s

a it’s coming at me what alright guys

guys it’s a creeper okay I’ve definitely

not killed a million it oh it’s coming

right guys what I’m cornered guess what

I’m trapped

oh this was an elaborate Oh why how do I

get out oh no oh wait barbar nevermind

step 5 beg for likes at the beginning of

every video it’s crucial you do it at

the beginning because if you wait till

the end to beg for likes then they don’t

already have watched the video and

they’ll realize it’s a piece of crap and

they won’t like it what’s up guys

welcome back to another Call of Duty

commentary because I’m super original

and before I get into the topic of this

commentary please like the video I don’t

even know why I’m asking you to like the

video but every other youtuber does it

so I feel like it’s what I should do so

yeah if we could like smash like what

what’s what’s a good number I can think

about 50 likes yeah let’s smash 50 likes

I know I only have 20 subscribers but

yeah 50 likes is our goal for this video

and what a minute yeah yeah and if we

get 50 likes on this video I’ll upload

another video tomorrow yeah and I’ll beg

for likes at the beginning of that video

too but yeah let’s so let’s move on to

the top just make sure you like the

video okay alright now I’m gonna move on

oh also favourite and subscribe that

that’s pretty key to those alright yeah

now we’re moving on to the topic of the

video step 6

Tucker is 5 did anyone ask you like is

anyone here talking to you I thought so

shut up out of all the tips I’ve given

in this video step 6 is probably the

only one that actually works just pretty

much put in your thumbnail a girl with

mad cleavage and there you go