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- This is a deserted island with zero inhabitants,

and we’re gonna spend 24 hours straight here.

(Chandler laughing)

• I’m gonna go swim.

• Yo, this looks like a Dorito.

• Speaking of Doritos, we brought supplies.

• First is Mountain Dew.

• Barbie Easy-Bake oven.

• This is for my poop.

• We brought Fortnite Monopoly,

‘cause deserted islands are pretty lonely.

• [Tareq] What did you bring, Chandler?

• A heavy object.

(chill music)

• And everything else here

is just tents, chairs, and boring things.

• You ever go to the grocery sto’ with yo’ mama

and then gotta take all the bags at once?

(Chandler grunting)

• Alright boys, the boats are gone,

they’re not coming back until tomorrow.

We have no cell service. We’re on a deserted island.

Please, do not let anyone die.

I gotta go pee over there, you guys keep setting’ up camp.

• [Chris] I’m gonna build the best tent you ever seen.

• Good. Chandler, can you build mine?

• Nope.

• They’re over there.

Like I said earlier, treasure chest full of money.

We’re gonna find a spot to bury all this money,

but I don’t know where.

‘Cause I don’t want ’em to see me.

They’re right over there.

What if we told them we were playin’ hide and seek and then,

but instead I bury the treasure.

Alright my fellow islanders,

I wanna play hide and seek real quick.

I need you guys to all line up over here.

Okay, drop what you’re doing.

Go all the way to the water and look that way.

If you’re caught cheating,

you’re never allowed to compete in a challenge ever

until the day you die.

• [Chandler] But I’m immortal.

• They would never expect it

to be in the middle of the camp.

I’m gonna dig a decoy hole.

(sand crunching)

We’re really close to camp,

which is why I don’t think they’ll check here.

They’re gonna think it’s further out.

Alright guys, I lied about hide and seek,

you can turn around.

• You were trying to bury yourself and you couldn’t.

• Nah, I buried treasure.

There’s $10,000 buried somewhere.

• [Chandler] No it’s not.

• Just kidding.

So I lied, there’s not $10,000.

There’s 3000. Go.

(intense music) $3,000 in $1 bills.

• If I touched it first, I get it.

• The more they look, the more footprints they make

and the harder it’ll be to find.

I see you, Chandler.

If I know Jimmy, very lazy. Doesn’t like to go far.

Which is why he went far.

I’m going to Europe.

• I strat is to follow Chris

and then push him when he finds it.

Bring it back faster.

(intense music continues)

• I’m gonna set my tent up, have a nice meal,

and tonight I’m gonna go rabid.

• Now let’s set camp.

• [Tareq] Wow, you already built your tent.

• That took a very long time.

• [Chris] Tear it down, ‘cause it wasn’t on camera.

• No.

• Dude, we’re keepin’ big tent industry in business.

We just keep on buyin’ so many tents.

• [Tareq] First step of building a tent is to complain.

• Ah, I’m so angry. That you exist!

• [Tareq] Oh yeah.

• You know where the treasure is, right?

Can do a little splitsee ditsee.

• [Tareq] ‘Cause I don’t settle for 50 50, Chris.

• I’ll take 200 bucks. I just wanna find it.

• [Tareq] You just wanna find it?

• Yeah. I offered him 2,800 bucks.

See if you can beat that, nerds.

• [Chandler] Oh yeah? I’ve already found it.

• [Tareq] You’re building this tent. You’re working hard.

• I went through all my ranks.

Cub scouts before boy scout and then I became a boy scout.

They’re gonna ask me to help ’em later,

and I’m gonna say “Get the seagull to help you.”

(cheerful upbeat music)

• [Jimmy] So, we’re kinda hungry if you don’t mind.

• Well I’m dealing with a problem.

Alright, it’s goin’ behind Vikin’s tent to block the wind.

• [Tareq] That is actually kinda smart.

(upbeat music)

• Children, gather around for your ’nother clue

of your treasure.

It’s on this side of the island.

• I found it.

• [Tareq] Dustin found the buried treasure.

• You know, Dustin, it’s a shame we’re on a deserted island

and no one will know what happens until nine o’ clock.

• I think Dustin found it, so he should give it to me.

• I’m ‘bout to try to get Josh to build my tent for me.

I’ll give you like 20 bucks.

• Whoa, How much you win?

• He won $3,000.

• You won $3,000, you gimme 20 bucks? Wow.

• Alright, so who payin’ me for this bed?

• How ‘bout I give y’all each $1,000.

• Well when you put it like that it sounds pretty good.

• Sounds amazing.

• Nice.

(upbeat techy music)

• [Tareq] You got it.

• Getting so frustrated, dude.

Oh my. (Chandler grunting)

• [Tareq] There you go.

(Chandler yelling)

Stop hurting me!

• This was a terrible idea.
• Once you get this set up,

let’s all go scuba diving together.

(upbeat techy music continues)

• Imma go for swim now.

• [Tareq] Go for a swim. Enjoy it.

(Dustin screaming)

(water splashing)

Hey Jimmy, I’m gonna throw you this GoPro.

• [Chris] That’s terrible.

Oh my God that was awful.

• Alright, me and Chandler are about to go scuba diving.

We’ll let you know if we find anything.

• Hi sisters.

(upbeat techy music)

• There is another island over there

and we’re gonna go swim to it because we need content.

• [Tareq] Oh look, we have a shark in the water.

• Alright guys, we have a long treacherous journey,

let’s keep goin’.

• I’m a shark.

(chill music)

• [Jimmy] Boys, the island’s all the way over there,

keep goin’.

• Come on.
• Everyone ride Jake.

(Chris yelling)

• [Chandler] Jimmy, you’re not catching up.

(Chris and Jake yelling)

• [Jake] No, Chris!

• I gotta keep goin’. I gotta keep goin’.

• Just splashed a drop in my eye and I almost died.

• You know the oceans on the other side, right?

• Of this?

• Mhm.

• [Jimmy] We could swim to Europe.

• [Chris] Naruto run through the water. So fast.

• [Jake] You’re like a motorboat. Keep goin’.

• Chandler, where ya goin’?

• The island’s this way.

(Chandler laughing evilly)

• [Jake] Oh, okay.

Can we bring a tent over here?

• [Jimmy] We’re gonna need to head back.

• [Jake] You mean you wanna head over there?

(upbeat chill music)

• [Tareq] Hey Jake, give us slow motion-

• I need the goggles!

Tareq, what’d you want?

You were like, I want a slow mo of what?

(upbeat islandy music)

• Woo.

• Chris, we need you to get out the water

and make a fire so we can eat hot dogs.

• I don’t wanna.

• Junior.

(Chris yelling)

Good boy.

• [Tareq] He’s rollin’ around in the water right now.

• Don’t drop me on my.

(Chris yelling)

You did one thing asked.

• We’re sending the drone up

so you can see how small our island is.

• [Tareq] Island’s gettin’ small.

• What?

• The island’s gettin’ small.

• Who said that?

• Mother nature.

• What the heck, mom?

• [Tareq] Guys, we gotta migrate that way.

• No. We build a moat.

• We’re not migrating anywhere.

• [Tareq] I don’t know if this moats gonna work.

Hey, let’s see it, let’s see it, let’s see it.

Oh.

• It works.

• [Tareq] It works.

• We need more moats.

• Yay, pool!

(water splashing) (Tareq laughing)

• Guys, get to digging. Protect the village.

Ope, another one.

• [Tareq] Oh, here he goes.

• [Chandler] Holy cannoli.

• Think you just saved your tents.

Chandler, drain it to the ocean.

(sand scratching)

• Boy, that’ll burn your thighs right there.

(chill music)

• [Chris] It’s working.

• It is.

• [Chris] That’s a big one.

• [Jimmy] We survived.

• [Jake] It’s protected!

• We’re doing good, boys. Keep digging.

(upbeat music)

Alright, the wall is secure on this side,

let’s go on the east.

This area right here has got about five feet, we’re good.

Our next point is right here.

Here comes a big one!

• Oh geez.
• Oh, that’s a really big one.

Oh my gosh.

• We live to fight another day!

• Who woulda thought there’s water on an island?

It’s called an iland not an iwater.

• I was just thinkin’, we should make some food.

• Chandler, do you see what is happening right now?

• Yes, we did a great job

and I think we deserve a meal.

• We can’t make a fire

if the village is underwater, Chandler

• [Tareq] Think, Chandler. Please help.

• Alright. Hold this.

• Okay.

• Don’t lose it.

• Okay.

• What is that?

• Heart attack.

• [Tareq] You build this moat, we get food.

• Food?

• Yes.

• Food.

(upbeat rock music)

• [Jimmy] Keep the island from sinking

and we will give you all the hot dogs you want.

All of the hot dogs in the world.

The waves don’t want you to have hot dogs.

• I’m gettin’ tired.

• [Tareq] You want some food?

• Put the lighter in here.

• Food.

• [Tareq] Some watah?

What about food?

Okay. Well, what if we drink watah first?

And then we eat food.

• [Chris] Dustin, can you stand on the other side

of that wall?

• Okay.

• The moat worked, this was the best idea we’ve ever had.

It actually withstood high tide.

Now we’re gonna eat some food, heat up some hot dogs,

it should be fun.

• You know, it’s pretty sandy.

And also, there’s a lotta water

and birds are just poopin’ everywhere.

• [Tareq] I heard you look like these birds.

• Huh? From who?

• Look at me build a fire.

• Who said that?

• [Jake] ‘Cause I was in the boy scouts, look at me.

I’m Chris.

• So you say I look like birds now?

• Like a majestic bird.

• Okay.

• Okay?

• Okay.

• Do the neck. Do the neck!

• [Tareq] What kinda bird is that?

(Josh cawing)

• Okay.
• No one’s focusing

on my fire!

• [Tareq] What do we need to start a fire?

• You just want me to say the thing again, don’t you?

• Roast it all then.

• Sure do.

• Fuel.

• Uh huh.

• Flame.

• Uh huh.

• And oxygen.

And everybody said, no, you breathe out carbon dioxide.

But it’s not, you’re blowing

and it makes the oxygen go to the fire.

So you’re wrong, comment section, you dinguses.

I’m sunburnt.

• I know.
• I forgot sunscreen.

I know, and I’m a boy scout. Cub scout.

That’s the first rule of boy scout. Cub Scouts.

• [Tareq] Sunscreen?

• No, be prepared.

We’re roarin’ now, boys.

Get your weenies ready. And also your hot dogs.

Jimmy. Appreciate me. I made you fire.

• I don’t care.

• I wanna feel appreciated.

• You sound like Maddy.

I need a takeaway. Come over here.

Maddy, come on. It was an easy joke.

It’s not true. 100% not true.

It’s just, I was with the boys

and the opportunity presented itself for a funny joke

and I took it.

So it’s okay, right? Right?

• Yeah. Yeah, it’s fine.
• Okay. Okay. Okay.

Love you, Maddy.

(Chris yelling)

• I got a knife.
• Oh god.

Why is he running with a knife?

• [Jimmy] Someone take that knife from him!

The only way to stop a crazy was with another crazy.

Chandler, attack.

Boys. Think of your friendship.

• Touch fire.

• No. Your flame is not worthy.

(waves crashing) (birds cawing)

• [Tareq] Chandler, what did you say to him?

• That’s how you get rid of him.

(upbeat music)

• Hey Chandler.
• Yo. Give me that.

Give me this. Gimme this.

• [Tareq] Oh God.

• If I don’t get food in the next 30 minutes,

I’m walkin’ around naked.

And you know what? Also, I’m gonna tear up the camp.

That’s what Imma do.

I’m puttin’ out the fire, I’m gettin’ naked in 30 minutes

if I don’t get food.

• I haven’t washed my hands, but-

• [Jimmy] Cook our wieners.

• [Chris] There we go.

• [Tareq] Wait, you haven’t washed your hands?

• [Jake] Were you diggin’ in your crack?

• Yes, I was.

We’re not dealing with optimal conditions

for wiener cookin’.

Alright, let’s go ahead and get the buns ready,

and the ketchup, and the mustard.

• [Jimmy] They ready yet?

• No. Hey, get outta here, this is my wiener.

These are my wieners!

• [Jake] I’ll sacrifice myself

and make sure they’re not poisonous.

• Everyone gets two wieners.

That’s your rations for the night.

Wiener me up, daddy.

• [Tareq] Chris, thank you. I’ll be the first to say.

• You’re welcome.

• The hot dog-

• I don’t get much of those.

It’s gonna fall. Close your bun!

• Let go.

(birds cawing)

• [Chris] Go away, these are our wieners.

• What’d you do with the ketchup and mustard, Tareq?

• [Tareq] I don’t know.

• How many times? How many times have we forgot it?

Once? That’s one too many.

• Alright.

• One too many.

• Every time we go on a trip,

we always forget to bring ketchup and mustard.

Which is no big deal, it’s just condiments.

• On the mountain, it was water.

I can deal without water. You can live without water.

• We’re gonna die of dehydration

• But a hot dog without ketchup and mustard?

You might as well just put me in a coffin.

(upbeat music)

• Guys, the drone shot’s not good enough.

You can barely see us.

• Not see us? More fire!

• Oh. (men yelling)

(soft serene music)

• I’m so tired.

I’m so tired from swimming and all this stuff

that I just don’t feel like moving.

I’m just gonna sleep here. Goodnight.

Goin’ to bed hungry ‘cause I dropped my hot dog.

• I’m gonna go to bed.

I’m tired after being on an island all day.

I don’t know if I’m gonna wanna leave

in the morning, though.

Hey, can you cut my light off?

The dark one spawns tonight.

• Okay.
• Ope, now I just look

like a dork.

(soft serene music continues)

• Good morning, guys.

I ended up in a tent. I don’t know how.

I slept terribly. Sand is not comfortable.

• I’m tired and I wanna go back to bed. Please.

• Alright. Good morning, I slept in this chair.

I think we’re just gonna get outta here,

it’s almost been 24 hours.

Hopefully this boat’ll come soon.

• That’s probably the worst night sleep I’ve ever gotten.

Everything hurts, I’m covered in sand.

I just wanna shower. Can I have a shower now?

• So guys, I just thought of something.

What if the boats don’t come this morning?

• Why would you say that?

• Do we have a flare gun?

• I doubt it.

• No.

• Frick.

Okay, well we better hope the boats come back.

• An island sucks.

• I agree.

Don’t spend 24 hours on a deserted island.

It’s miserable.

• Boat doesn’t come soon I’m gonna go crazy.

• We’re currently packing up

and hoping the boat guys didn’t forget us.

We’re making sure we pick up everything

we brought to the island,

‘cause obviously you don’t wanna leave a mess,

that’s horrible for the environment.

(water splashing)

Our boats are here!

• [Tareq] Hey guys, good news. The boats are here.

• Yay.

• No they’re not,

they’re all the way over there.

• [Tareq] I mean, yeah, the boats are there.

• I’m dying.

• I’m gonna need you to carry me.

• [Tareq] How much do you weigh?

• About 168.

• Tareq only carries 169ers.

• [Tareq] That’s true.

• Hi.

• Hello.

• [Chris] Thank God.

• Come on, guys.

We did it.

• I have sunburn.

Don’t touch me, I have sunburn.

• I’m so sweaty.

• Come on. Bring it in.

• Ow. Ow.

• We did it. We did it.

The boat is here.

• [Chris] Am I able to be dropped off?

• It’s a boat.

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