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trust me because we have a hundred

thousand pieces of paper we were going

to see kill one bullet go through all

these pieces of paper we have handguns

we have rifles we have all sorts of guns

and we’re going to line up all these

pieces of paper on those boards right

there hopefully it doesn’t stop it and I

die and Michael Jackson is gonna take a

bullet for the team with all the

crickets all over

you know what all this paper really

makes me want to do enjoy a nice cool

Snapple did someone say Snapple ah

what a cold refreshing beverage you

should buy some ads on this video

Snapple I don’t make anymore

Snapple is really good and so with mr. B

for your advertisers ad friendly we even

bleep out our swearing Snapple and do it

with a friend and some paper and now

they think it’s a brand deal seriously

those sample if you want to pay me like

a lot of money I can like plug you in

every video tweet me we really shouldn’t

see this lovely sticker he can watch you

sleep at night you put him in your

bathroom and he can watch you do all the

things you do in the bathroom you can do

all the thanks to his picture after

you’re done spending all your money at

mr. beast up shop go buy 5 Asian

stickers and I’ll love you

alright guys we’re gonna be starting off

with this pistol and before we go any

further I want to say do not try this at

home we are trained professionals we can

just lie right yeah play Call of Duty

130 yes exactly those guns you just pull

the trigger

Thanks all right let’s do it I would say

for festival Bowen cares all right guys

um moment of truth the bullet him went

in right there and didn’t even it didn’t

even go through the first stack of paper

yeah that’s a pistol

all right well that’s the wad the slug

went through so it made it all the way

through one and about half way through

the other one that’s a very hot piece of

metal right there so we’re gonna put it

right there

that’s the wad off the shotgun so that’s

a clean hole right there

everything’s only going through one step

guys I think we bought a a little too

much you can donate it to charity and

people can yell at you for it even the

comments say every time I donate stuff

to charity people get mad at me all

right guys we only have 99 thousand more

time to mix good first one dead as a

doornail second one second one got the

door now third one it’s got a little

booboo just try to snap it that would

stop you unless you have the pair of God

in a new size you have anything fun

biggest gun we have time

this bar

imagine that be in your organs where’s

bud look at that hole right there

mmm now we’re just goofing off ah I’m

gonna show you what a power of God an

anime looks like on side

yeah get some watermelon it’s taking a

whiz this is what you get for being

off-brand

I want to shoot more next time what do

you guys try to break in my house you’re

gonna end up like that Captain Crunch

bah yeah you guys better not rob me

suicide was that racist I’m preparing

myself yeah I did it

try to rob me I’m gonna eat that don’t

try to rob me oh my stuff is gone please

stop robbing me

I call this precision accuracy we’re

coming in here that was a boy that was

an elephant this Snapple goes out to all

my homies hey don’t waste this that’s

advertising money

what are you youtube soda let’s do some

more

all right everybody good all right

refuel snack break very important making

your pardon team to snack right for all

of you that bought Erik stickers here

you go for those of you who didn’t not

let’s make a trend instead of dabbing

let’s Snapple oh it actually tastes

pretty good something’s like a really

horrible ad for Snapple I really really

like it

they really recommend you buy it now

we’re gonna be shooting our best friend

my safety was on pumping hit him again

I found this man I’m gonna send him into

his grave here’s what I think about your

NBA rings familiar faces

I will now I’ll be shooting Michael

Jordan right in the eye I want to wear

the Michael Jordan left it is no longer

Michael doing I’m not Michael Jackson

he’s hungry for some Hey okay well hold

on all right goodbye Michael Jordan

enjoy your ham we want to put him out of

his misery we don’t want them to suffer

save them by subscribing if you

subscribe like and comment he’ll go to

heaven he’s at a better place now I bet

that cops wondering what them who are we

doing below said loud not [ __ ]

this is the largest caliber rifle and

we’re gonna shoot a ham with it I have a

better idea

why don’t we shoot a book with a desert

eagle I’ll hold a book you shoot it when

I’m gonna shoot it and then I’ll be

pregnant and then I’ll go to jail

yeah and I’ll die sweet the moisture

that better be in my comment sections

from now until eternity a screw city boy

stur eyes every video forever huge

alright so we know we need to aim up

then alright so if you ever give Chris a

gun expect to lose your workbench why

does he look like he’s playing a club G

cuz he sucks at it you you suck well

that would fastball

I’m gonna protect my nuts the rest of

the day killing a ham that’s a dip Sam

let’s celebrate our Thanksgiving

firedog RCA mpfi are you so edgy sock

we’re cooking us up some ham this is how

the Pioneers did it

it’s literally like liquid like tons of

lighter fluid and it refuses the light

on fire

a loving memory of them burn the wood

down yeah we kind of did use up a fire

extinguisher forgot about that fire

what’s snaffle on our side who could

stop us also not sponsored but will

appreciate one dollar general water also

I’ve taken to whoever’s McDonald’s this

is mine sorry hey Jimmy do you babe oh

yeah he babe fire makes me walk through

the dirt don’t chug that all it’s so bad

all right Jake parlors that’s it for the

video we didn’t kill most the pieces of

paper honestly we got sidetracked every

day I get close to death

it’s lovely do you think it’s a meat but

until snap oh saved his life until

Snapple came in and turn my life upside

down

see how it’s empty because it’s so just

good and it also helped put out a fire

mokey to bury you should tell people

that you snap Oh put out fires kind of

put that one that holy snap oh can do

wonders like that we want to lost this

whole forest if I were them for Snapple

if you just pay me what quit normally

pays me I’ll get you at every video last

time I was coming home and I noticed my

front door was wide open my back door

just was kicked down and just about

everything expensive was missing as you

know there was a TV here but that

disappeared with my stupid roommate left

they threw everything stole the

PlayStation 4 but they left the Xbox 360

I’m a little confused why the robber

didn’t steal my anime posters and those

precious things enlarges no you probably

just didn’t see it I mean come on like

but Jimmy I tweeted about it and Dolan

darker replied to my tweet like and

Dolan dark can you please not reply to

my tweet and get more likes than I get

it’s kind of embarrassing

I feel like no he didn’t steal anything

out of my kitchen

this is how the robber got him he kicked

down this door we got it repaired last

night yeah so put it up on the screen so

yeah I mean you can see the wood and

stuff for when he kicked it down this

road why did you steal the oculus rift

headset but not the sensors like he

started you can’t even play it if you’re

gonna rob the property right so in here

he spit my bed

did he take your seat he’s like I’m

gonna do this just to say you to this

guy I don’t even need these he destroyed

your closet I actually had tens of

thousands of dollars worth of clothes I

went to New York and shopped with some

of my YouTube friends that blew like 10

grand on clothes like you know Oh Lou

Vuitton bag of Louboutin shoes Gucci all

that stupid and he stole it also but at

least he didn’t steal the most important

thing easy million right there yeah

that’s right I’ll just sell that and

file my Gucci stuff back I wouldn’t know

what this guy was thinking when he

walked in my room and saw just a wall of

Asian stickers he probably thought he

was robbing a serial killer

he probably just walked in my room was

like I just like took the TV and ran as

I hit the other house oh by the way if

you want to help me out visit mr. beast

dot shop that is my shop I’m currently

selling Asian stickers you should go buy

some Asian stickers to help make up for

all this I don’t need the money at all

but I’m gonna use this for sympathy

money it’s crazy how he didn’t steal

each of these or $600 apiece there’s a

TV down here the cops said that he

didn’t steal my computer because stuff

like this is apparently hard to flip so

he didn’t steal it cuz I’d be hard for

him to sell I don’t understand we can

grab all this and no one noticed I live

in the middle of a neighborhood and

somehow this guy pulled a u-haul into my

backyard and drove off and kicked down

my back door and no one noticed your

neighbors don’t care about you at oh I

know I’m going to move out so this place

but how are you gonna bring agent

sticker with you agent sticker could

suck up you’ll protect my house or

anything you have forsaken Beast you’re

banished we keep on telling him page and

sticker his name’s Eric I’m sorry

well he’s agents do

pisses me off

don’t you just love when you get robbed

and you’re about to move out so you just

don’t give a good boy Chris only you can

prevent wildfires