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hey welcome to my honest shout out

Sunday series this is a series that many

small desperate youtubers do every

Sunday and before we go any further I

gotta mention the winners from last week

and first place we have mister I’m

desperate for views and second place we

have I would sell my left nipples for

subscribers and in third place we have I

only clicked on the link because you

would not stop freaking spamming me so

why not enter the shout-out Sunday so

yeah make sure you go subscribe to all

the winners I know only about three of

you are gonna go subscribe and then

you’re going to unsubscribe by tomorrow

I mean we all know the only reason I’m

doing this is so I can be selfish

against Travers myself we don’t really

care about the winners I’m just doing

that to make people feel good and you

know as an excuse to have people

subscribe to me oh and by the way if you

want to be entered to win next week make

sure you subscribe you have to subscribe

even though I don’t know if you’re

subscribed to me you have to subscribe

to win you have to like the win you have

the favorite to win you have to comment

to win on every one of my videos like

every one of my videos go subscribe to

my second channel favorite every video

and sell your soul and then you can you

know enter in for a chance to win next

week and if you win next week I mean you

might gain an entire subscriber maybe

even two if you’re lucky and they might

actually subscribe for more than a day I

don’t really know like I said earlier

the whole point of this is for me to

gain subscribers I’m really just using

this to use you guys I don’t really care

about you guys so yeah make sure you

subscribe to the winners that I have Who

am I kidding we don’t care about them

just subscribe to me because as you can

tell I’m doing a shout-out sunday series

so that means I’m really desperate for

subscribers so just subscribe to me

subscribe that did I forget to mention

that you should subscribe and yeah so my

mom wants me to go food shopping in a

couple hours so I have to end the video

here because I have to spam hundreds of

people because I got all my 2,000

subscribers off of shoutouts Sundays so

none of them are active so I have to

make up for that by spamming people so

it looks like I have active subscribers

even though I don’t have active

subscribers but I have to make it look

like I have active subscribers so people

will subscribe to me so they’ll want to

win the shout out Sunday series and

since I have to go in a couple hours

yeah it usually takes me like one to two

hours to spam enough people to get

enough views on this video so it

actually looks like I have subscribers

you know I don’t have subscribers oh did

I mention that you should subscribe to

me subscribe to me who cares about the

winners just

scribe so yeah if if I did spam you on

skype with this video you should

subscribe and that’s my shout out Sunday

serious don’t forget that you should

sell your soul comment on my on all my

videos you know favor them all and like

them all and you can win next week and

gain to subscribers yeah this video is

totally not pointless

I hate shoutouts Sundays with the

passion that’s pretty much the video

make sure you unplug your mouse from

your ps4 plug it into your PC charge

your phone charge your lamp charge your

house charge your favorite t-shirt make

sure you don’t spill BBQ sauce on it

when you add a party but who are we

kidding you don’t go outside you don’t

know what a party is don’t kill

squirrels killed years you can kill

bears for the next couple of days

don’t kill dogs and make sure during a

tornado storm you stay away from windows

because you know windows can shatter

throw glass at you no one wants to get

colored glass isn’t you’re gonna have to

go to ER and yeah that’s just not fun so

make sure you stay away from windows

stay away from anything that could fly

around for that matter and unplug your

stuff in a lightning storm and meth

equals death

do not eat yet ya know mess