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hello random person on the interwebs

today we shall put to rest this ancient

problem which is better console peasants

or the PC master-race

to put this argument to rest I brought

in a town of experts in their own fields

representing the console peasants we

have Bob say hi Bob hi my name is Bob

and representing the pc master race we

have Karl Karl say hi hi my name is cow

I am representing the PC master-race

hashtag my graphics are better than

real-life he said say hi not write a

book you idiot I would get easily mad

too if I was kept at 60fps 1v1 me rust

right now you scrub it would be a waste

of time your puny controller is no match

for my mouse and keyboard don’t talk

about me controller like that it is

trash oh no you didn’t oh yes I did stop

it you guys are worse than me trying to

talk to girls looks like I will have to

settle this matter on my own time to

turn on my Illuminati skills boys it is

2015

Trampas running for president Trump has

money pcs cost a lot of money

coincidence I think not

let’s go further one plus one equals

seven there are seven letters and

friends I think we are on to something

PC master-race don’t go outside if you

don’t go outside you don’t have friends

guess

this means pcmasterrace can’t be the

winner that must mean that the peasants

will consoles are better than pc wait

what

hold up up up it appears I made an error

in my calculations one plus one does not

equal seven and equals two and there are

two letters in pc coincidence I think

not

therefore PC master-race is the winner I

never doubted it for a second

you