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my stepdad needs a new car so we’re

going to go withdraw 1.2 million pennies

from banks

and buy him a new car using only pennies

how many pennies do you guys have i just

need all the pennies you have

all right guys it turns out bb t is

actually really nice

and they gave us two thousand dollars in

pennies so we’re going to load that up

rolls of pennies i need as many as y’all

have i mean literally as many boxes as

y’all can give me

so we hit all the banks in my city and

the car costs 12 000

so obviously this is going to take

forever there’s probably not even 1.2

million pennies in my state so

we’re going to start getting quarters

and nickels and dimes from banks because

we just can’t get enough pennies

about like 250 we need to exchange for

like any kind of variation of coin

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yes ma’am okay now we’re headed to the

next bank

yeah yeah career huh and y’all are going

to have it on youtube right yeah

i need to get your youtube channel man i

love those videos all right guys we are

here at the car dealership

and uh yeah we have all the coins back

here and uh we’re gonna buy a car with

coins if they let us

the dealership’s right there we have

these wheelbarrows we’re gonna fill

these things up with all these coins and

we’re gonna walk in there we’re gonna

buy a car

see these they’re impenetrable

they’re little

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look at this colored coin so amazing

we’ve been doing this for about four

hours still going strong

hashtag beeps getting holler for life so

we were going through the coins and

there’s actually a japanese

yen in there i believe that’s what this

is i don’t know what our government is

trying to pull

yeah are you impressed by them that’s

unbelievable

that’s a decent amount oh good thing i

ate my wheaties

well that’s money yeah that gave me a

workout just looking at it

you stand right here and we’d be walking

this way

and then all the cars line up in the

background i can’t do that bro

yes no there’s a hill right there all

right

chris save the noises for later we

finished unwrapping most of this

we unwrapped a lot of pennies and then

we got really bored and we didn’t unwrap

the rest and now we’re just gonna go in

there and

hopefully they give us a car i don’t

know what’s gonna happen i highly doubt

they’ll give us a car

it is breaking oh my god that tire i

want a relationship as strong as that

tire

help me already one employee walked up

to us

what do you think of all these coins

that’s insane man you guys come over

here

put your hand through it i mean there’s

it’s all straight change

not a dollar bill in there that doesn’t

sound fishy here’s your money thanks for

saying it

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all right let’s go we’re heading in oh

my goodness

all right we’re taking a break already

don’t mind us

just buying a car oh there’s a hill

right here

i can do it

we would like to purchase a car

can you give us a car one car please

this jeep right here this one right here

so do you guys still have it

yeah we do this is twelve thousand

dollars so

you look counting it i don’t know what

to do now

can we go see it cause i’ve actually

never seen it all right let’s go take a

look jesse can you make sure they don’t

steal

yeah yeah yeah cause that wouldn’t be

obvious you should see somebody with a

wheelbarrow

[Laughter]

okay seriously though is it all right if

we buy the car with those pennies

yeah that’s fine is it really yeah that

was fun money’s money’s right

that’s easier than i thought all right

so i gotta ask

why why in uh why in pennies and coins

uh

i’m a coin collector um basically

someone told me to buy bitcoin i thought

bitcoin did pennies

also he moved the couch cushions around

and he found a few extras

yeah is this it this is it oh really

wow that’s pretty nice yep it is a 2014

gp trip

latitude’s got a 98 000 miles on it

great condition

uh four-wheel drive jimmy it’s got four

wheels

it’s got all the wheels it needs i like

cars with four wheels

he’s just laughing like when will they

shut shut up by the car

he’s so confused like why are they doing

this um

show the camera what do they think about

the car

do you guys like the car

i like it all right we’ll take it all

right sounds good

yep all right um do you want to count

the money or how do we do this

i mean is that actually 12 000 in in

pennies

yeah well i mean pennies quarters down

it’s a mix yeah okay

you’re not trying to scam us with it or

anything i mean i can’t say that people

do this on a daily basis so i have to

figure it out for you

i assume you’re gonna have to take it to

a bank to count it i mean or whatever

because that machine counter

the bank’s gonna love us well you’re

just giving them back what we just took

from them yeah

oh there we go they’ll be like oh that’s

what those guys were doing

there’s a few dollars there like roughly

like one or two

i appreciate that i counted don’t worry

you need to bust a lot of piggy banks

over this yeah yeah

a lot of couch cushions and we hit every

bank in north carolina you guys are

going to see on the news next day

three guys stole every corner from every

bank

try lifting it up these are insanely

heavy

oh yeah there’s a lot of weight to that

oh that’s actually kind of gross

this is the license plate and whatever

he said this was separate registration

yeah probably get at least like 10 views

right oh i would think so i think we’ll

get 12 views 12

probably yeah wait how do we get paid

again

we get paid up front right we’re going

to sign the paperwork for the car

surprisingly they’re taking the coins i

don’t know why they’re actually the best

dealership ever

i’ve got movies for you all right we’re

here to

buy that jeep out front with uh this

stuff

i’ve got everything prepared for you you

did yeah they weren’t working

to count that up and yeah all right well

thanks for your business no problem

we’re gonna sign the paperwork real

quick and uh we’ll see you in a minute

alright guys so this is the manager of

the store and it takes a crazy man to

accept all these pennies so well first

off i appreciate it

uh this is gonna get a lot of views and

i like views so uh what do you think

like

i know you have you ever seen anything

like this i can’t wait to count

do you actually think there’s 12 grand

in there i think that you’re just crazy

enough to bring the right amount okay

yeah and if not he knows my videos and

knows who i am now so

just hire hitman no worries so this is

his story

check them out because they’re taking it

for some reason so

if you have a car you must buy it from

here no exceptions

hey hey what’s up baby guys we forgot

one

whoops i think we just scammed them out

of five cents

sorry subaru so apparently we only paid

eleven thousand

nine hundred and ninety nine dollars and

ninety five cents for a twelve thousand

dollar car what a steal

yeah man hell yeah we scammed them yes

gaming subaru dealerships

all right guys we’re heading to where my

step dad worked so this new car is

completely his i’m gonna put in his name

put it under his insurance it’s all his

he’s getting it for free

because just his current car is a piece

of crap

speed boy hey

i’ve only been driving this car for two

minutes and honestly i did not think

jeeps were like this nice like

i’m genuinely surprised just how good it

looks and just it’s you know it gets up

there pretty quick

honestly i like this car like i would

not mind driving around this car

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he simply put that in all right guys

it’s time for your 2016 car tour

right here is the opening closer this is

the forward and backward razor

this is the really loud and quieter this

is the higher colder

and this is the oh [ __ ] i’m speeding

don’t pull me over

this is the long boy this is the

wide boy this is the thick boy

this is the soon to be workout boy all

right guys as you can see

that is my stepdad that is his current

car which is a piece of junk

and this is his new car let’s surprise

him as you can tell

this is a nice car it is yeah what do

you think about it

i like it yep well i kind of hinted at

this earlier today but uh

because here’s the new car oh me yeah

why i mean i had to buy a car with

pennies because i’d get a lot of views

and now we have a free car so might as

well give it to you

oh thank you

watch this which is better your old one

or the new one

don’t talk about mabel she’s sensitive

drive her around real quick and tell us

what you think all right

oh man he’s taking off he’s a fast boy

gotta go fast

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oh no stop man cutting it hard

he’s a scary boy scary boy

we’re gonna have to take that back down

that thing will fly that

i thought it would suck but like driving

it was a lot of fun yeah

drive very good i love it same

thing will go if you don’t want it like

i’ll take it i don’t know i

think i’ll take it i really appreciate

it mr beast yes

mr step dad

whoops i got a phone new iphone

uh actually recently we had a video

where i donated twitch streamers they

did well so

most of them are just here for hot girls

so welcome them as well

not a hot girl close close

lacking in the hair a little bit

what were some of the things you didn’t

like about your car basically i had to

keep oil in it because it leaks

it smells because it gets hot

i promise you i smell it it still did

run

most of the time we only had to jump

started a couple of times and they were

gonna clean

it but we were like i gotta make a video

give it to me the sun’s going down we

need content

come on hurry man i wish i had a new car

i got a new car whoa

where did that come from it’s magic

oh look at there see stepdads of america

be nice to your stepsons and sometimes

it’ll pay off

that’s right thanks guys we’re leaving

bye guys all right guys let’s wish the

jeep goodbye it is now his

bye america by little kids of america

he just hit the pulp goodbye jeep

you rode so good we will miss all the

pennies that it took to buy you

all right and that is a viral video make

sure you click this video right here

rock paper scissors shoot you lost click

i hope this gets 5 million views or i’m

gonna go broke