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dude why’d you get such a shitty latte

like

huh click for a free pumpkin spice

all right

click here to enlarge in your penis why

not

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congratulations you just won a million

dollars i hate ads like these you know

what

whatever i’ll give it a try what

what is what what

give it to me what is it

psych it’s a virus

wait what what what is what is

this isn’t even a computer what is going

on why what happened

this is my favorite laptop this is crap

yeah so like i was telling you so

they’re all pretty good deals i mean

what about that bike right

there oh it’s a low price of 129. that’s

pretty high

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goodbye what do you mean sir

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buy one get one half off cups

why

yo not up what’s up two cups baby oh

yeah i forgot about this thanks man

great job

later keep shopping yeah man

i’ll be there thursday just like you

said that i wouldn’t miss it here let me

just put you on the speaker

i wouldn’t miss your wedding for

anything like i mean you’re my bro i

wouldn’t want to miss that

oh shoot what the why is it half a cup

shit’s half off

oh yeah anyways yeah i’ll be at the

wedding your loved one suffered from

mesothelioma no no one knows anyone

what that’s uh it’s awkward uh

so what are you guys what are you guys

doing later today i gotta make videos

oh okay what about what about you work

it’s a dog

jesus i hate those ads

hot single moms in your area why not

whoa where have you been my whole life

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you’re beautiful

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50 more

where’s my 50 this is false advertising

oh awesome

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i can’t i don’t have one jeez

amber alert man she wasn’t even that hot

in high school why do i care to talk to

her about stuff

amber alerts are just stupid who cares

about him

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