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what’s up guys sorry about how late this

video is going up I just got back from a

baseball game I actually got a hit if

you want to see the my hit here you go

I’m not sure why the videos so blurry I

don’t know if you like rub his iPhone on

sandpaper or something but yeah any case

you’re wondering why I’m uh

why I’m cutting this table in half it’s

because this tweak got 100 retweets and

just like when I tweeted if this gets a

hundred retweets I’ll count to ten

thousand

I’m a man of my word and so now I’m

attempting I’ve been doing this I did

this for a couple hours on Sunday a

couple hours on Saturday and now I’m

gonna do it for a couple hours today I’m

attempting to cut a table in half only

using plastic knives so uh in case

you’re wondering that’s why but anyways

I just hit whoops I just hit twenty

thousand subscribers and the crazy part

is I believe it took me two years to get

my first ten thousand subscribers and

then my next ten thousand from 10,000 to

20,000 only took about five months so

we’re definitely growing a lot faster

the second time around and I could be

growing a lot quicker but I’ve been

inactive because of you know basketball

baseball and cutting this table in half

one day I’m gonna have grandkids and my

grandkids are gonna be like playing with

our Holograms and stuff and I’m just

gonna be like back in my day I counted

to ten thousand and I cut a table in

half a plastic knives and they’re not

gonna believe me like what am I doing

with my life

I will admit though that doing YouTube

is a lot easier when uh when you know

people watch your videos just you know I

remember back when I had like a hundred

subscribers or a thousand and you know

barely anyone would watch me it’s it’s

just a lot easier to put time and effort

into your content when you know lots of

people are gonna watch it and this

channel obviously means a lot to me I’ve

made so many videos on this and I’m just

I’m really grateful for twenty thousand

subscribers I really shouldn’t have

twenty thousand I’m just I just do

random stupid things and for some reason

a lot of you guys like to watch it

I know why do you freak I know why do

you guys want me to start doing my worst

intro series more my worst outro series

and I’m gonna start doing those again

I’ve been slacking off I don’t know I

want to say it’s because I have a life

but that’s not the reason I mean I have

plenty of free time

I just I don’t even know what I do with

it anymore so I’m gonna start being more

active I don’t know I’m lazy sometimes

you guys have no idea how long I’ve sat

here and tried cutting at this table I

want to do it because I told you guys I

would but I mean these are all the

knives I’ve broken since I started

there’s like and I have like boxes and

knives over there because I know it’s

gonna take a lot of plastic knives and

I’m determined to do this I said it

would I’m gonna do it but holy crap this

is taking forever

I mean look I’ve been doing this for

hours man and look how little I’ve done

or I did it for hours on Saturday and

Sunday I even had my friend do it for a

little bit and yeah it is this a

dedication boy so this video doesn’t go

far Oh though video of me cutting this

table in half cuz it’s gonna be like a

time-lapse then I’m gonna like cry

because this is a lot of money this is a

$40 table and I spent like over 20 bucks

on plastic knives and if it gets like a

thousand views that’s like a $60

investment anyways guys there’s no real

point behind this video I really want to

finish cutting this table in half that’s

why I’m doing this right now thank you

so much for 20 K I really do appreciate

anyone who’s subscribed to me it really

does mean a lot to me like this channel

means a lot to me I put a lot of time

into it and stay tuned because it may

not be this week or next week but one

day I will cut this table in half with

plastic knives and you can enjoy it it

might be forever though so just stay

tuned I will get it done I don’t know s

video see you guys later