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laptop man we gotta talk I told you I

wanted 16k subs by New Year’s and it’s

January 1st and guess what I don’t have

16 K subs wait what are you talking

about I told you I wanted 16,000

subscribers by New Year’s and guess what

it’s New Year’s then I don’t even have

anywhere near 16 thousand subscribers oh

I am sorry Jimmy

YouTube has been getting smarter and it

takes longer to do sub4sub

laptop I’m tired of your excuses oh the

Sub Pop programs bugging out

oh the sub4sub websites down dude I see

straight through it dude just admit it

your hardware is getting old and I

understand man you’re an old laptop just

quit giving me these excuses why the

heck is it my fault if Luke’s sub4sub

goes down for maintenance I am doing

everything I can to sub on your way to

the top no that’s it that’s it we’re

done laptop we’re done

what is that this is a laptop 2.0 not

only can I do sub for sub twice as fast

as you but it also can like but at the

same time have you been all my life

after all we have been through this is

how you treat me

I made your first video I’m sorry old

laptop just just don’t take it personal

okay it’s not you it’s it’s your

graphics card you’re just you’re just a

little bit out of date and I just write

my channels growing and I just you know

I just want to be able to do a full time

one day I just I can’t put up with your

mere 100 subscribers a day I need

something new something that can suffer

some more and the like bots feature on

this like you didn’t even give me free

likes I just you just you’re just old

well I guess this is goodbye then beast

may I live on forever in your viewers

hearts

you