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huh what’s up guys

my hair is a mess my life’s a mess let’s

open some random crap i bought off the

internet

so right off the bat we have some

moisturizers because

i ran out of moisturizers that was not

for this video

yes yes yes oh dude dude okay

let me open this dude this is my new

shower curtain

okay dude check this out check check

check this out

it’s my new shower curtain yes yes yes

if you don’t know about deco buy now

check out

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that is one sexy shower curtain

i’d have no idea what’s in this box i’m

genuinely curious

yeah i’m uh pretty sh

i’m not gonna lie i’m pretty sure amazon

sent me the wrong package

unless this is chris’s i have no idea

what any of this is

um this says string lights on it did i

buy christmas lights

um yeah apparently i bought color

changing lights

i don’t remember doing that but i got a

little carried away on black friday so

dude okay this is a it’s a red arrow

yeah

okay so you know how like you see

thumbnails all the time with red arrow

and like if i put this on my wall and i

want to like have an arrow pointing to

something in my thumbnail all i have to

do is hold it

up like this you know like if that makes

sense yes

all right guys so clickbait arrow has

been set up so i’m going to practice

some of my click bait

i call this trick the houdini basically

you grab something random you point a

red arrow at it like so

but you blur it out so that they don’t

know what it is they click to see it

so like this

the frick is this

so apparently i bought a hashtag costume

not sure why i bought it but yeah

does it look like a hashtag to you guys

to me it just looks like the biggest

waste of money i’ve ever seen in my life

hashtag trash am i right

oh i remember this uh

me and chris me and chris don’t have a

mat at the front of our door so i just

bought this it says don’t tread on me

not quite sure why i bought this exact

one but uh

i don’t know i guess

yes yes actually this is probably what

i’m most excited about

dude check this out check this out okay

it’s black toilet paper

yes yes okay wait wait black toilet

paper boys

although i will say this thing is like

rough as like i feel like this would rip

the skin off my butt if i tried to wipe

my butt with this

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yes much better

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oh rapid ramen cooker i don’t ever eat

ramen but chris eats ramen all the time

so i’ll have test uh yeah something

okay i honestly have no idea what’s in

this big box and it’s kind of killing me

up next we have a steel kitchen triple

knife set i do remember buying this

let’s see these bad boys oh snap boys

look at those i bought i needed some

knives

um

hey that’s pretty sharp this actually

looks like really fancy like

why just send me the knives you didn’t

have to put them in like the [ __ ] red

carpet

and the next thing i bought

was a scale because i don’t want to get

fat

i have no idea what i weigh so i bought

a scale

it dude yes yes

it’s my new pillowcase dude i’ve wanted

this for so long

dude yes yes my new pillow looks dope

oh yes give zero [ __ ] and i got

zero chill in me curry with the shot

stephanie isn’t that how the song goes

ah

yes okay this is jeans see

it’s jeans but for your trash can

this is it’s so cold outside i don’t

want to go outside

thank you for your order your imaginary

friend is in this box

and here’s the description of their

personality

okay so basically i bought an imaginary

friend to see what

it came with

this is what the imaginary friend was

okay

it’s empty all the imaginary friend came

with

was a letter and it says here is the

personality of your imaginary friend why

did i buy an imaginary friend

if you’re you’re stupid if you paid this

much money for an imaginary friend

which is just a piece of paper the guy’s

doing this is probably like so happy

that i bought it

do you want to get into yale university

well you are in the right place you

cheeky scrub

step one is you must get good grades in

high school but seeing how you are

probably not asian

this may be hard for you so i recommend

you sit next to an asian and

cheat or just bribe your teacher once

you have good grades

you are going to need to do some

community service

after you do that you need to donate

your life savings to me

i will then take those life savings and

bride yale and get you in

like if i just changed your life also

please send me some peanuts

i am hungry and my beast doesn’t feed me

so i want to make the video a little bit

longer so i’m going to open some stuff

for my p.o box

you guys should send me things to my p.o

box i never get anything like

i got four letters like do you guys not

like me or something

all right let’s see what this is whoa

hey it’s my outro whoa

dude that looks so cool

dude if you’re reading this this means i

was too lazy to edit in the video

yada yada dude that is that’s my outro

thanks [ __ ] where’d i throw that

he didn’t send me a letter but thanks

dante

don tabit you’re one sexy individual

um pretty cool give zero [ __ ] and i got

zero chilling me hurry with the shots

yeah

mr p 6

000.

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i’m just singing so i can put this part

in and make the video longer

had this letter hard to open

master be

snow miss

john b hey money

i can buy more views for the video i

mean it’s more subs

merry christmas if you’re blind i’ve

given you five dollars for your like

butts hey

likes i was gonna use it on subs so i

guess i can use it on likes i hope you

enjoyed my name is ryan i have a youtube

channel named

renna the lizard guy ryan a the lizard

guy if you cannot

hey you know me so well please shout out

my channel or

you will make my bottle a bleach cry

master words

thank you for the letter though i

appreciate it thank you for the money i

promise i’ll buy drugs with it

i mean i i won’t buy drugs with it hurry

with the shot

stephanie we got zero

tiffany whoa these are the worst intros

on the internet

they’re so bad you’ll wanna disconnect

that’s pretty cool who drew this dear mr

bees first off i love all your videos so

much i used to like minecraft but now i

don’t

great man what i think i was what oh

what’d i just do uh

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can you make more bleach or windex jokes

mate that’s so 2008 you’re so 2 000 and

late

boom boom pal which one of your videos

are your favorite

my favorite video is when i counted to

ten thousand deaf

deaf fave friends will help you up when

you fall but best friends will push you

down

when you’re something what the frick why

did i buy dude have this stuff i don’t

even know why i bought

and the other thing in this box is uh

egg maker

and uh i’ll show you how it works well

neptune thank you for the letter thank

you for this

until you put like a couple minutes into

it i’m kidding

i can tell you put effort into it i

appreciate it i appreciate any drawing

and i actually do mean that

or do i i don’t know um

yeah i don’t think the video is 10

minutes this kind of sucks but

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