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Wow that’s crazy I don’t do I’m happy

for you like I said dude I’m really

happy for you but I gotta go I guess

yeah I gotta pay taxes you know that job

I got last month yeah start making some

money off of it so I’ll talk to you

tomorrow

yeah at the party or some hour now we’ll

see sometime tomorrow all right all

right man

yeah gotcha take care all right bye

I have no idea what I’m doing but I went

to school for 12 years my education

can’t be that useless right a few

moments later maybe I used sine cosine

and tangent two hours later

I don’t see an X equals several bad puns

late I got it it must be a function that

word starts with an F there’s an X in

outward so I need to plug in roots and

then 18 times the square root of the Sun

plus 20 equals pi times 3 plus therefore

f of x equals 10,000 that wasn’t for it

all I had to do as a function oh so I

owe 10,000 make 10,000 I don’t know how

to pay taxes you know I know how to take

the side of a triangle you said to find

a side on a different triangle then use

that to calculate the mass of a square

but I don’t know how to pay my freaking

taxes I just I tried I tried I don’t

know I don’t know I never taught me many

months native hello oh hey mr. IRS Jack

now dude it’s a funny story I actually I

tried to pay my taxes I just uh yeah I

know I tried to pay him I just didn’t

know how to they didn’t teach me at high

school so I really didn’t know seriously

if you would just let me explain I know

I haven’t paid taxes in six months but I

was never taught how to in high school

so I didn’t know how to do it and I

promise man I promise that true prison I

can’t go to prison I’m a youtuber ah

dude I hear the Wi-Fi and there sucks

for real beast that was lame just like

your mom