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hey you yeah you you want to learn how

to get more views on your youtube videos

good here are my five steps to get more

views on your crappy video

step one spam other people’s videos

oh hey it’s a it’s a t martin video oh

okay

oh i know no one will

read this but if

you could please subscribe

i would a pre

she ate it mate

t-y please no hate

every no now all you have to do is paste

that same comment in every other video’s

comment section

step two make a video about how to get

views on youtube because

if you’re not successful enough to get

views on your own you might as well try

to teach other people how to get views

right yeah that makes sense i think

definitely not what i’m doing right now

step three play minecraft don’t you guys

just love how beautiful minecraft is

i mean it’s just oh hey look there’s a

creeper i’m gonna go kill it in a very

calm and mature manner

and you forgot step four what you

haven’t told me step four

yet step four overreact to everything

because you know a majority of the fan

base on youtube is just a bunch of 12

year old idiots don’t you guys just love

how beautiful minecraft is

what is that oh what oh what do i what

it’s a creeper guys what do i do 9-1-1

what’s your emergency

yes yes ma’am there’s a creeper what do

i do stay calm man

don’t tell me to calm down there’s a

it’s coming at me

all right guys guys it’s it’s a creeper

okay i’ve definitely not killed a

million

oh it’s coming right guys what i’m

cornered guys

what i’m trapped oh this was an

elaborate oh

how do i get out oh no

oh wait i have armor never mind step

five beg for likes at the beginning of

every video

it’s crucial you do it at the beginning

because if you wait till the end to beg

for likes

then they they’ll already have watched

the video and they’ll realize it’s a

piece of crap and they won’t like it

what’s up guys welcome back to another

call of duty commentary because i’m

super original

and before i get into the topic of this

commentary please like the video i don’t

even know why i’m asking you to like the

video but every other youtuber does it

so

i feel like it’s what i should do so uh

yeah if we could like smash

like uh what what’s what’s a good number

i can think about

50 likes yeah let’s smash 50 likes i

know i only have 20 subscribers but yeah

50 likes is our goal for this video

and uh what am i gonna yeah yeah and if

we get 50 likes on this video

i’ll upload another video tomorrow yeah

and i’ll beg for likes at the beginning

of that video too

but uh yeah let’s uh let’s move on to

the top just make sure you like the

video

okay all right now i’m gonna move on oh

also

favorite and subscribe that that’s

pretty key too that’s all right yeah now

we’re moving on to the topic of the

video

step six i thought there was five did

anyone ask

you like is anyone here talking to you i

thought so

shut up out of all the tips i’ve given

in this video step six is probably the

only one that actually works

just pretty much put in your thumbnail

girl with mad cleavage and there you go

you