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up until recently I’ve always laughed at

the thought of getting a job over the

summer but due to my lack of social

interaction and ability to maintain zero

friends I’ve drawn the conclusion that

getting a job would be a better use of

my time during the summer or you know at

least better than watching PewDiePie and

having orgasms every time he games a

million subscribers so yeah I’m gonna be

getting a job at Hardee’s for the summer

yeah minimum wage $7.25 an hour that’s

more than I get off at YouTube now I’m

just messing with you I got stacks on

stacks over there for my YouTube money

for some reason I daydream about money a

lot and pretty much I already have

written down exactly how much money I’m

gonna make throughout the course of the

summer yes I also included taxes I’m

going to be making around one hundred

fifty five dollars a week if of course I

have your typical 25 hour work week

which means throughout the course of my

entire summer I’ll make around eighteen

hundred dollars which if you actually

think about it that’s not that much

money eighteen hundred dollars for an

entire summer worth the work I have a

friend who’s put more money than that

into his PC alone and this is exactly

why I’m going to college so I can get a

piece of paper that allows me to boss

people around and make four times as

much as them by pretty much doing

nothing but telling them what to do I

mean if you really think about it the

less Labor you do for a company the more

you make but obviously this jobs only

till my youtube channel takes off and

then you know I won’t need that job

anymore you know because that YouTube

money but hey let’s look on the positive

side and mortality I know you’re

watching this video and I know how you

always talk about Lamborghinis and for

me to be able to buy a Lamborghini with

the minimum wage I’m gonna be making

during the summer I’d have to work

twenty eight thousand five hundred hours

or just over three years of non-stop

labor so if I start now I can get it

when I’m 20 exception to the rule do

what you do to get back

telling me to get me home

neither get me home