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here you hear you the black ops 3 beta

is upon us over the next 5 days you will

encounter great frustration and great

leg you’ll cross paths with mini

faceplant one of these who are

quickscoping trying to join phase enough

past their bedtime and when their

parents went to sleep I got out of bed

and continued playing to beta and you

also join many sweaty tryhard lobbies

filled with optic gaming one of these

using scuff controllers drinking

adderall and G fuel and it will be very

difficult but keep one thing in mind the

baby is only here for 5 days enjoy it

while it lasts

my intro is just keep getting weirder

weird I don’t care I like him I don’t

really care what other people think it’s

not about what you guys think is about

what I are enjoying insert generic

YouTube motivational speech right here

now I know most of you guys are excited

about the beta and getting to play the

game and you know just having fun that’s

not what I’m most excited for I cannot

wait and I’m being serious when I say

this I cannot wait to see what random

view [ __ ] BS titles all these other

youtubers are gonna use like for

instance someone’s gonna win a

domination game 200 to like they’re

gonna score 200 points the other team’s

gonna score 0 you know and because half

the team left a game and the other half

was refilling their adderall from you

know their local CVS and stuff like that

so they could keep playing and not have

to go to bed and so they’re gonna win a

gig 200 no and they’ll probably title it

like they got 200 kills or someone’s

gonna you know get a hundred kill

gameplay and title it something like

insane epic most random awesome greatest

100 kill gameplay ever seen best

gameplay ever and black ops 3 free

unlimited ammo Supply Drop

glitch even though supply drops are not

in black ops 3 how to get free unlimited

legendary supply drops in black ops 3

I’m dying to see the random stupid

titles these youtubers can make up I

guarantee you people are gonna be doing

videos with their girlfriend with their

sister anything with boobs and right

before they start recording they’re

gonna be like I know this is nerdy I

know this is stupid but I need you to be

in this video so I can put your boobs in

the thumb

and if I put your boobs in the thumbnail

this is a new game with a bunch of hype

boobs Plus hype equals million views so

yeah like there may be a perk in black

ops 3 that will give you you know a

couple extra bullets like 45 you know

100 bullets I don’t know there might be

a perk like that well people are gonna

review the perk and title the video you

know new hat new black ops 3 hack free

unlimited ammo never have to reload

again get a free PlayStation 4 get your

college paid for win a million dollars I

don’t care what I have to put in this

title I’m super desperate for views and

I’m just gonna read it all new black ops

3 a hack unlimited ammo glitch and then

you’re gonna click on the video and it’s

gonna be like hey just run this perk and

you’ll get a couple extra bullets or

something like that and I don’t know

that’s hilarious to me people how

desperate people are is so funny to me

and you should follow me on Twitter

because I’m gonna be tweeting about it a

lot generally I’ll click on the video

I’ll laugh at the title then I’ll get

pissed off because they actually got a

bunch of views and then I’ll read all

the comments telling them to kill

themselves and I’ll laugh again and then

I’ll tweet about it so you should go

follow me on Twitter and that’s pretty

much the video remember meth equals

death click it or ticket

don’t use your iPhone too much because I

might give you cancer I don’t actually

know if that’s a fact I just read you

know read a random article on that don’t

rob Walmart that’s bad robbing stores is

bad and yeah I think I covered

everything see you in the next video